You know …
You know … there are other treez Bob ..!
askhully dere no udder treez anymoar.
picture: Gopher. lol caption: icanhaz
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Ohai, cheezpeeps!
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I innerupt diz LOLpic to bring an annowcymint: Yestidai I lerned dat I can has a donor match fer teh transplant (akshullee, I can has 3 matches)!!!
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So nao wii’z planning teh transplant - manee manee testsezez an bisits wif manee Dr. TinyCats. No datez has bin set, but I’z hoping fer soon!!
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Mai cownts ar duing well - I alzo gettid blud yestidai so mai hemogoblins ar bedder.
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I nao return yoo to yur reglarlee skeduyled LOLs.
YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYSSS!!!!!
I has a BIG happy fur u Pb2K!!
NE buddee noez if rhsb iz arownd? I wanna get cheezpeepz together 4 a toobin-down-teh-rivah trip todai, an shii shud come. Shii be habbin a sad todai, an nawt eben can haz werkz tew distrakt her.
I fink she is still under teh bed, but is chekkin in I hopes??
Toobin???? Woo-hoo! That is teh fun!!
I hopin tew lure her owt wif this toobin trip. An in enneebuddee noez hao tew dew teh rapidz, wii can raft teh rapids tew! An then I fot, a picnic supper, an den come bak heer an watch “Bringin Up Behbeh”.
Do we need a list to make sure we has everrything we needs?
April fresh summer breezes
Bug spray (eggsept SMOM)
Cool calming rivver to flote down
Donkeyz, if willing tew hawl toobz arownd
Ebberybuddee hoo wantz tew goez
Fun-luvvin cheezpeepz
Gud lookin gyde
Hatz
I…
icy creems fer snaks
jooses fer teh drinkings
kyoot guys to meet alawng teh wai
L…
icy creems fer snaks- ai read an thot u said fer snakes an wondered y u wants to feed teh snakes ur icy crem. Onct onna canoe trip we cap sized an did fine till ai spied a snakee swimmin towards me. Ai scweemed an let go uf teh canoe
wich we tehn hadz to chase down teh ribber.
ai red it the same way.
lol! sew did i!!
ackshully, (lolspeak off) where I used to go tubing, we tubed on a dam release… so there were always snakes up in the low hanging branches along the river, trying to escape the rising water, and it never failed that someone would knock one into their lap accidently! And of course we all laughed like h***…. (they were just harmless little water snakes
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an unexpected reptile inna lap isn’t harmless, the reaction either scares or poisins the fishes.
Dose yew meens reeakshun ob hyoomin habbing snayk inna lap, palutes pantz, den palutes wadur? Dat bees mai reeakshun
or leap clear outta pants, den pollution occurs.
gibbin icy creem to snaikes for brain-freeze, allows time to escape the fangs of peril.
goot idear
wiff da forked tongue, dey can lick boff sides of icy creme cone at teh same tiem
snerk
Ineckstinkwishishabul sunshyne
Jorje (sew wii can love him an hug him)
Kanz ob soda, but pakk owt what u pakk in!!
Lemonayde, dittoz
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Many cookies….
Nice,kyoot guides…..
Orange slices
P….
Pineapple juice
Quinine (skeeters, ya know?)
Rum
Sneakers (river rocks and fish don’t just nibble on yer toes)
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re nibblin fish– I haz alot ob molez, an wuns teh Dr Tinycat sayded, “O, wii cawl that kynde ob mole (pointed at wun), wii cawlz it teh fishbait mole!” RROFL!!!!
WICH IZ WY I DOAN SVIM NEKKID!!!!
is u svedish dis veek, Dan?
a noo role u r playin, purrhaps?
*begs pardon*
sumting of verbal chamelon, I sound like whoever I’m around. confuses folk from time to time (wher ya from boy…I here it lots)
I did play a swede inna acting class in college, got props for doin’ it right.
I duz that myselfs sum.
U shud hear me talk after watchin
Coal Miner’s Daughter.
Go ahed, do sum Greta Garbo for us!
how ’bout I just look pale and tragic. can’t recall her voice and inflections.
*pale&tragic*
dat wurk?
oh yas.
U iz toatallee bleevabul!
Dan r u shur u is acting?
Shud we call Dr Tinycat??
oh noes, pleez no Dr.’s, dey offteims bring needles, hates needles wit pink and purple polka-dotted passion.
mai alliterativity let me show you it.
Pop, sodah
Qwikk hanz an feetzez fer avoidin teh catfish
Reellee comfy toobz
Shayde bai syde ob rivah
Totallee rokkin frenz
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Umbrellas(fer moar shade)…..
Vanilla iyce creem….
Ware shoes…
X….
(supposed to be water shoes…oops)
hay, we forgotted T!
but I guess that is for teh TUBES!!
xtra bearer bois for to halp us carry teh toobs if teh water is low
YNGs (of corse!)
Zingers
oops, sowry ZF, I see u had that T cobberd!
Ai fink rhsb sed she wuz goin 2 trie 2 sleep az much az possibul 2dai
She cud drift off to sleep in tube. Does ne1 have sunblok? Sunburn not so grate.
i can be nawt so yung nawt so nekked guide? but i nawt knoes where to goes. yu shoes me? plskthx. i gots a big tubes round heres somewheres.
Zingers!!! Yummmmm!!! I keeps minez in da
freezrrr, soooo gud onna hawt day!
Dat’s teh bestist nawt sekond ebber!
ai concu…cokn…ai agrees!!!!1!
meh 2! awl da best wishez *sendz positiv vibez*
PB2K thet iz berry happitail news. Iz sew wunnerful taht peeps r willing 2 b donors. I thin eye member u saying thet fambly dinnit match, sew u had 2 find others willing to donate. That’s allsome! Sending positib thots ur whey. {{{{PB2K}}}}
*Waves floofy paw*
An yoo kno yoo an yoor donorz aer inn ami prairz foar gud owtcumz!!!!
Hal lay lou yah!!
Taht’s rlly wunnerfull news PB2K;
Weez awl hoepyng foar teh veree bestes foar yuu!!
Yuu bees iyn owr harts adn prayures!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{ PB2K }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Ohai PB2K!! Datz nawt un innerupshun … I agreez wif annipuss dat urz b da bestist nawt sekkund Ive red sintz joynin ICHC!!1!
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Conga ratz U lotionz onna match!!1! Prayrz n happeetaylz thot awl 4 U n ur recubbree!!1!
Good news! I hope everything works out well!
*A small portal opens in the Spayce-Thyme Continyoonomnom*
Very good news indeed!
*The portal closes*
i tho you gotted blowed up oar sumfin?
okay, needz moar coffee and “t” : tho=thot
*looks around*
i jest reyulized- sweetpea is missing; EM, duz you has anyfing to say bout dat?
I’ve been looking for her ever since the explosion. She is definitely MIA. I’m worried…
maybe she’s with teh missing skwirrlz…..??
OMG, I fergot about tehm! E.M. was cuvered wif dem wehn teh sploshun happuned…
well the skwirrlz are yooshully pretty gud abowt finding their ways home, so maybee they will shows up wif Sweetpea, I hopes?
Hii got kickded into next week– thus teh portal in teh S-T-C…….
I saw him goes flying bai mii ……. Hope he landz safelee. I b noeing himz ebil, but himz just a liddul mousee after all. Wooden want him 2 habbing deh owee.
… I got better …
better at wuht? yoo stil seemz ebil to mii, nys thots notwifstandink
I tinks teh Ebil Maus iz akshully pretty gud.
Look hao he helpeded rhsb onna tred last week!
And iz sending good wishes to PB2K!
YeeeeeHaaaawww!!!!!!!!!!! PB2K I haz a hyooj happitayle fer u!!!!!!!!! Testzez nawt teh fun, but 4 a good cawz. An God Bless Ur Donor!
ZF alsew sayz, YeeeeeHaaaaawwww!!!!!!!!
YAY!
So happitail to heer yer news, PB2K. and congrats on nawt sekund.
Maybe yoo wud liek a romantical dans, liek……a tango?
that ar great nuz, I ar keeping Uz in mah thots and crossing mah pawzes fur Uz
Yay PB2K!!! Dat b such gud newsez!!
mai hart wuz in deh rite place but mai braynez … now were did I leeve mai braynez?? ……. *lukz on kitchen kownter* ….. I noez I used 2 having sum…. …. *lukz in medsin chest in bafruum*…. …. Oh yeah, I need to take mai pills… … ….. *Lukz in bedruum* ….. Wut wuz I lukking 4? …. Oh, yeah. Braynez…. … …Dey due kum in handee sumtimez…. Oh, dere’s deh bracelet frum Jamamamama… *Putz it on* wuz I lukking fer sumthing? …. *wanders off.**
I ment 2 lefting u a messij deh uzzer day on deh fermomeeter pitcher, but I got pb2K mixted up wif rhsb.
ya widout brainz, hatz doan fit rite, and I for one needa hat to cobber da silver/grey/white. odderwize wearin’ show-blacks a waste-o-time.