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contorshunust kitteh… is flecksibul!!
conga rats! yu wants a drink?
(is too hawt heer to dans, but ifn yu wants to yu go rite ahed.)
its pretty hot here too…. 94 rite now!!
Too Darn Hawt!
How abowt a nice refreshey lemmonade made wif lemmon vodka, on crushed iyce?
How bowt it, wut u guiz say in teh rest of teh macramay?
Dat sounz grate – nies an cool an reefreshin
mmmmm. lemon vodka. ai nevr liked vodka befor a fren of mine makeded me a lemon drop martoonie. wunnerful!
Yur lemonade souns grate!
Lemon drop martooniez is teh YUMMEE — speshully wif sugar on teh rim uv teh glass.
*drool*
Taht sownds gud. Or how ’bout teh lemmin vodkee in sum iced tea?
I had never thought of that before… *adds lemon vodka to shopping list*
ur maekin mai tuhmmee wahnnt sum o’ dat
u can has wif iycee tea if you wants… but (and I know this is heretikul, frum a southerner) I don’t liek iyced tee.
*wates for shock to subsyde*
I will has mine the way they fixted it at TGIFridays when I werked tehre:
Skweeeez a hole lemon in teh glass
Pour in simpul syrup
fill wif crushed iyce
then fill 3/4 wif teh lemmon vodka, and top off wif soda watters.
MMMMMMMmmmmmmmm!
**Faintz frum newz dat leeza-b duzn’t like deh iyct-tee.**
oh deers!
Heer MJ…
*holds lemmonade under MJ’s nose*
I hope this werks. It shud perk her up, I finkso!
dats not werkin!
*holds bottlol of 100 pruuf pepperymint shnawps under MJ’s nose*
Heer, Leeza, try tihs bug sprae frum teh toobin trip
*holes owt 100% DEET botlol*
**luks askanse at ZF**
R u shur u is nawt Caretroll in disguiz?
I fink dis mite nawt be sew grate for MJ.
*dazedlee*
Mmmmuummpph? peppermint schnwppz??
OHHH… shes comin arownd!
Iz u ok MJ?
Can I get u ennything?
Sum iyced tee maybee?
I don’t drink it but…. u mite find it refreshing!
Mayk shure derez sum limmin vodkee innit…
*opunz wun i. *
*seez leeza pouring iyc t.*
*opunz uzzer i.*
*seez Aahz adding deh limmin bodka 2 deh iyc t.*
*opunz bof iiz and takez deh glass uv iyc t.*
Mmmmm. Fank yew bof.
*sitz up adn lukz rownd fer dhe pepprmint schnawpz.*
**borroez bottlol uv peppymint shnopz frum leeza-b**
**porez 2 shawtz**
Heer, cweenmj!
**kleenkee glassiz**
Cheez!
Mmmmm… I can haz sum peppymint shnopz 2?
Iz nawt totawlly her-hair– bad ting, I doan liek sweet tea, jus unsweet
i doawn liek suh-weet tee eether, does not WANT suthern tee!
Ai tendz to liek sum tea wif mai lemon… a bit uf shoogar, but ai wantz to add it maiself.
Mmmmmm, sownz laik a Pimms limmonayd! Yummerdoodle!
ai wish ai culd joyn yooz but ai’s two yung two drink. D:
izzit kitteh? ai thot it wua a maus!
mebbe chi hua hua?
NOW CUT THAT OUT!
jacques bennieeeeeee FTW
eye diddunt rekkornyze hims wifowt teh byowlinn!!!1
ROFL! epic fail! it’s a dog, n00b!
mebbe u dun hafta be liek dat on heer… peeple is resspektfil to one anudder.
fail blog dot org mite be ur cuppa tea…
Arobicks…yer doin it wrong !!!!
Wye haz u stil got ur abatar wen mai wun has banisht? Ai don hab teh WP bits dat gabe me axess 2 mai profiel eever.
Werd Press…motto: Sumtimes it werks,sumtimes it duzzint !!
O u meen liek windoes:
Yesturdai it wurkt
2dai it iz nawt wurkin
Windoes iz liek taht
hai annipuss — try
1. log owt uv ICHC & klose ICHC (doan wurry, wii’ll still b heer wen u git bak.)
2. going 2 wordpress dot com and logging in.
3. kum bak 2 ICHC adn log in heer, 2.
4.
Nope, diddn wurk.
Ai seez yer kyoot kitteh avatar nao, Annipuss!
YAY!! Annipuss gotz her kitteh-cat bak!!
Ai wented dounstares 2 get a glarss uv whine – dat cyoors enneefing
Oh-noez!! itz gone agin!!
Ecksept missin abatars!
Has anodder glars; eeder teh avatar com bak or yu wont cayr!
jes keep loggin ontew weirdpress………… ebbrytime ai leaves teh website ai cum back tew teh goatherd………. sigh……….. he won’t leeeb me lone!!
U mite try logging owt uv wordpress adn
ICHC adn den deleting deh ICHC cookie.
(iz just sumfing i saw sumwun else say….
i habbn’t tryed it msef.)
Yeh, dat heppded me wif mai abatar… Wunts I kleerd da kookeez it awl werkded gud aftur dat…
mai abbatar neber werks eider…
grumples.
Dats teh best eye dear dis weak – ai’ll opin anuvver bottul.
*Ambercat holds owt M T glars for a refill*
Ai culd nawt use my abatar at home once beecuz ai wuz still logged awn at werk….u izzint logged awn anywhere else iz u ????
Oooohhh!!!
Did I heer teh sownd ob a boddle beein oped?:grin:
*Holds owt glass fer a tipple*
.
I haz a berry eggsited boichik-he putted sef to bed at 6peem-
The birfday faery be awn its way!!!!!
He r still wyde awayke an Ifinkso he gonne assplode wiv teh antissipayshun!!
I r frazzled,disorgamiced (prezzints nawt rapt an caek nawt bort)
I needs a slurp!!!
*psssst* Ai wispah, so boi-chik nawt heer: did yu get teh fishy tank?
Iz ownlee cheep Sainzberryz klarit – dats awl dis pore penshuner kan afford!
happitail birfdai tew yer liddel boichik…………… we haz a commershul here in usa…. teh fambly goin tew dizzyland……. an teh kids are wisprin tew eee chudder about dizzyland……… teh momz cums in n tellz dem tew goes tew sleep n teh liddel boy sez…….. “We’z tew cited tew sleep”
ai will fink ob yer boy next time ai sees it
*whispurss* Gettin it whyle himz awn hiz skool trip tomorrer.
Fankfully payday fawls awn himz birfday!!
Tehr will be a few liddle fings fer wen him wakes up inna mornin-Whooam I kiddin !! I duzzent fink himz ebber gonna go to sleep!!!!
Fanx Jamamakitty
I will tell himz yoo sended birfday wishes.
Nuffink rong wiv cheep sainsbrees wine annipuss!!
Teyr orstrayliun stuff is perfeklee drinkable too!!!
Hao old is teh boichik, Tidmum?
Himz will be elebben on Friday.
Whare haz teh tyme gorn??!!
happee burfday to yor boichik, tidmum!! hope him goed to sleep finly an haz wunnerful burfday!!! my boychik jus turnd 12 in march. teh bebbehs grow up so fast.
well… I likes ur pretty oranj kwilt annipuss.
Itz verry brite and cheerie!
Ai want mai liddle kitteh bakk!
Yesterdai it werkd
Todai it is nawt werkin.
Wierdpress is lyk taht!
Ohai Ruth, havnt I seen dis abatar sumwhere B4 *teehee* ?
Ai donut kno wut yu is torkin abowt! Hoo is tihs ruthajames? Ai tink she be a imp ostler!
N Y iz herz ostlin imps? Izzat ennyfing liek rostlin caowz?
nyce haikoo!
Taht ruthajames stoel taht ohai-ku! See abuv!
Ruthajames ses: Ai didunt steel it; Ai juss tuk it owtsyd to see wut it lukd lyk in teh lyt…!
ohai jtbm………
pleez tew let me noes nex taim yew ar in skeattle an we can haz dinner sumwair!! ai am on a roll wif meetin teh peeps……….woo hoo………..had teh weekend wif Cween in orygun and las nite ai had dinner wif Kitkatsmom…… wunnerful peeps!!!
hopes yew noes who yew ar…….
yew can emeows me at mclaughlin1950@yahoo.com
Udishunulee, Krokay: ur doin it rong!
Eers an noes an tehse an tohse
ai hurd it az eers, eyes, mouf an noes. mus be a reegunal difernce.
Ai fink you aer rite, but Ai wuz inna hurree 2 post!
das okai! ai unnerstan compleetly.
Dats da way I dismembers it.
Wiskurz, tayl and poyntee enz! Poyntee enz!
Wen Ai wus in teh Gurl Gyds (Gurl Scowts but wivowt teh bois!) we singd:
Bred, mouldy cheezontoes
Mai, hau we awl laffed!
kitteh lolympics
@@@@@
YIN kitteh waits for YANG
pardon me, YIN puppeh waits for YANG.
is hrd to tel wif is fais beryd in is nevvers!!!
LOLZ
Ai taut it wuz a googie pup. No kitteh would trips up lika that.
ur rite. evin iff full of cheezburger not fawl down laik dere
Croquet: yer doin it wrong!
Oopsie! My disguise slipped again…
*Buttons it up*
I always knew you two would end up together.
Oh BTW, I threw you off for that horrible shoe joke in the previous pic. So you’re falling from an extreme height. You might want to do something about that.
Haynow, nyce notiss!
Kwik, sumbunneh HALP!!
**Frowz lubblee bubblol up to capshur fikshunkitteh.**
mebbe wud ha werked bedder if I trew deh bubblol 2 leeza.
itz ok MJ, I wuz up teh thred trying to revive u ennyways!
but I wud lurve a bubblol ride sumtime!
*sneaks up on Ebil Maus an’ uzez a fyre exginguisha filled wiv laughing gas*
Hm… Ebil Maus… shoe-in concern??
Doan worrie.
Yoo see I has these frends… teh flyin skwirrlz.
They has already come up to meet me and we
shud be landing shortlee.
Nawt tew menshun teh Majik Oryentul Carpet wich haz flyded tew ur aide!
Pleez don’t mayke us see that agin
Yah,
“button up” ??? 
dis how u scor?
Downwerd fasing kitteh usurps yoga goggie poze.
uttanasana yer doinit whirrite
Namaste, kitteh….breve frum yer middulol.
Sat Nam, Missy thx 4 scentterin mi anahata furee adn shtressh b gone.
Ok, pardon dumb question, is this a puppy or kitten?
Yes
I wuz wondring teh same thing…
ai fink it mus be a kitteh, caus teh claws is out on one set of futs, an in on teh othr.
but the tayle looks like a puppeh gog tayle.. itz too short for a kitteh!
itz eether a kuppeh. or a pitteh. no dowt.
Oar a kippeh or a putteh…..
A kippeh iz a smowked fish. Nau, dat iz sumfing kittehs wood like… (provided yu gowt teh bowns out)
Nawt uh putteh — dis b krowkay, nawt goff…
hmm. yu mai be rite.
Enliss hims tayls rapt rownd hims furvver bak laig…jess saiin..
Hiz tayle is rapt unner hiz tummee. Ai don fink goggiez iz dat flecksibul
Eye thinkin’ (watch out!) if is kitteh, wud be moar tayles sticking out,eh? Fur looks like goggie fur to mees. Awlsew, goggie ears. IMHO.
=^,,^=
check the ears and muzzle…
ai be hed ober heels 4 yew!!
oh ai did!!! berry sweet……. but how cud yew tail?
did yew see piks ob our oh hai desert tea?
o yesh, ai did. ai wish ai culd go meet sum ov y’all. maybe inna fyoo yeers. ai gotteded an email ov yur commint, so tahtz hao ai fownd owt.
Wurkin aowt iz gud fur us!
maus yoga?
Wait… Whut?
Maus-kercize! Yor doin it rite!
M-I-C——K-E-Y,,,,,,,,,,M-A-U-S-ie……
Maus-keteer roal kawl — sownd awf naow!
Annette
Tommy
Darlene
…
Bobby
Doreen
Cubby
… …….
ROY!
Hay cweenmj — didja noe dat Cubby playd da drumz 4 da Carpinterz 4 a wyl win Karin startid seengin owt frunt?
Ai did not noeing dat.
.
Sharon
Lonnie
Karen
(Wif aplologeeez 2
deh Carpenterz & burt bakarak & hal david.)
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
Y duz Catz
Suddenlee appear
Ebbree tiiiiiyme,
I kum heer???
Juss like miiiii
Dey long 2 biiiiii
In Cheezland.
.
Y due starz
fawl down frum deh sky
Ebbbrree tiiiyme
I log on?
Jus like mii, dey long 2 biiii
In Cheezland.
.
On deh day
Cheezland wuz bornd
Deh Angelz got togezzer
And desided 2 kreate a dreem kum truu.
Adn dey sprinkulled
LOL dust in deh air
Adn golden starlite
In in deh sky sew bloo.
.
That iz y
awl deh peepz in town
Follow us
Awl arownd.
Jus like mii,
Dey long 2 biiiiii
In Cheezland.
FTW!!1! Ur berree mew-zikle 2dai, cween!
*luks down adn digz toe in durt.*
Aw, shukkz. Twern’t nuffin. 
Or Maus gymnastics!
Ai gibs u a 9.5 fer form,anna 2.6 fer attitude :0
hm, I wud has thot he’d have scored MUSH higher on attitood!
….deepends wif Maus – sumtimes gud cattitude,sumtimes qweshtunable!
oh, I didn’t know u was distingwishing gud from er, qweshtunable!
I just thot, cattitude in genrl.
Aahh…gotcha!
Crow-Kay is a hard game to play!
Teeheehee Iz hanging on just in case gravitee leavz
C da nekst fred — grabitee steel heer…
A hole in wun! Uh-oh, rong sport!
Wuz dey awl owt uv teh hejhawgz fur teh kro-kay?
Alyss iyn Wunnerland ref!!!!! FTW!!!!
Ai kint see ennyfing abowt kro-kay wiffowt finkin uv teh hejhawgz! Maeks sens dat teh cheshirekittehkat wud figyoor teh refrunz.
teh limbo…yr doing it rong!
Oh.. an Akrobatik kyutie kat… faneeee…. ;-P – http://www.AnyAssets.Com
Aminulolympics, heer weez cum!!!!!
Iyf weez kwalifiez, tehre’s a guud chaynce weez kan wins a gowld adn silbur mehdul, purrhaps seberal;
Tihs meens owr entrants ar gunna hasta wurk rlly haurd ebberee daiy;
noes guufyng aowf; noes slakkers; noes afturenuun nappees;
Noes fattinyng treetz oar hi-cal guushy fuuds; oanley guud stuf;
HAY, WEHRE DYD EBBEREEBODDEE GOE????
Awl teh entrants haz lefted!!!!!!;
(Wuz iyt sumefin Ai sed????????)
*finds a hurd of drunk ele-fonts and tryz tu get dem tew coppi teh goggie*
Drunkded elolofantz nawt az funnee az Symeez elolofantz…
Ther is a kyoot videyo of “Mono and Me2″ doing this sawng. I haz tried to post teh linky 2 or 3 tymes, keeps gettin eeted. Wun moar try!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/has
fanks, gremmy, dat’s fun-knee (and tows!)
Eyez and eyrs and moufh and nose…
Head shoulder kneez and toez! Kneez and toez!
hehehehe nayz… saying..
– http://www.AnyAssets.Com
“I’m awl mayde ov hinges, cuz
ebberyfing bends, from teh top
ob my hed, way down 2 my endz,
I’m hinges N frunt and I’m hinges
in back…
If eye wernt mayde ob hinges,
I fink I wood Krack!!!
iz dat a kitteh?
non, Launcelot, i think not.
LMAO@ mono and me2 almost spit out my soda…i mean
das so funeeeee
This one is awesome! Love it!
is not kitteh, is goggie
i still cant c mai tael
seeryouslee giyz, i looked evereeware adn iz not dere. i has no tael
know tale!!! whut a sad storee!
wut animal is dis?
That funny kitten is very funny?!?!?! lolz cats are teh best