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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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leeza-b

contorshunust kitteh… is flecksibul!!

whiskers

conga rats! yu wants a drink?

(is too hawt heer to dans, but ifn yu wants to yu go rite ahed.)

leeza-b

its pretty hot here too…. 94 rite now!!
Too Darn Hawt!
How abowt a nice refreshey lemmonade made wif lemmon vodka, on crushed iyce?
How bowt it, wut u guiz say in teh rest of teh macramay?

Annipuss

Dat sounz grate - nies an cool an reefreshin

 
whiskers

mmmmm. lemon vodka. ai nevr liked vodka befor a fren of mine makeded me a lemon drop martoonie. wunnerful!

Yur lemonade souns grate!

nightshayde

Lemon drop martooniez is teh YUMMEE — speshully wif sugar on teh rim uv teh glass.
*drool*

 
 
Maus

Taht sownds gud. Or how ’bout teh lemmin vodkee in sum iced tea?

Jennifer

I had never thought of that before… *adds lemon vodka to shopping list*

c'est moi

ur maekin mai tuhmmee wahnnt sum o’ dat

 
 
 
leeza-b

u can has wif iycee tea if you wants… but (and I know this is heretikul, frum a southerner) I don’t liek iyced tee.
*wates for shock to subsyde*
I will has mine the way they fixted it at TGIFridays when I werked tehre:
Skweeeez a hole lemon in teh glass
Pour in simpul syrup
fill wif crushed iyce
then fill 3/4 wif teh lemmon vodka, and top off wif soda watters.
MMMMMMMmmmmmmmm!

cweenmj

**Faintz frum newz dat leeza-b duzn’t like deh iyct-tee.**

leeza-b

oh deers!
Heer MJ…
*holds lemmonade under MJ’s nose*
I hope this werks. It shud perk her up, I finkso!

leeza-b

dats not werkin!
*holds bottlol of 100 pruuf pepperymint shnawps under MJ’s nose*

zauberflolute

Heer, Leeza, try tihs bug sprae frum teh toobin trip

*holes owt 100% DEET botlol*

leeza-b

**luks askanse at ZF**
R u shur u is nawt Caretroll in disguiz?
I fink dis mite nawt be sew grate for MJ.

 
 
cweenmj

*dazedlee*
Mmmmuummpph? peppermint schnwppz??

leeza-b

OHHH… shes comin arownd!
Iz u ok MJ?
Can I get u ennything?
Sum iyced tee maybee?
I don’t drink it but…. u mite find it refreshing!

Aahz

Mayk shure derez sum limmin vodkee innit…

cweenmj

*opunz wun i. *
*seez leeza pouring iyc t.*
*opunz uzzer i.*
*seez Aahz adding deh limmin bodka 2 deh iyc t.*
*opunz bof iiz and takez deh glass uv iyc t.*
Mmmmm. Fank yew bof.
*sitz up adn lukz rownd fer dhe pepprmint schnawpz.*

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Aahz

**borroez bottlol uv peppymint shnopz frum leeza-b**
**porez 2 shawtz**
Heer, cweenmj!
**kleenkee glassiz**
Cheez!

 
 
 
 
 
Aahz

Mmmmm… I can haz sum peppymint shnopz 2?

 
 
 
 
Jennifer

Iz nawt totawlly her-hair– bad ting, I doan liek sweet tea, jus unsweet

jk2kitteh

i doawn liek suh-weet tee eether, does not WANT suthern tee!

nightshayde

Ai tendz to liek sum tea wif mai lemon… a bit uf shoogar, but ai wantz to add it maiself.

 
 
 
onceajinx

Mmmmmm, sownz laik a Pimms limmonayd! Yummerdoodle!

 
 
Dawnne

ai wish ai culd joyn yooz but ai’s two yung two drink. D:

 
 
 
no 1 in particular

izzit kitteh? ai thot it wua a maus!

 
gibbocat

eye diddunt rekkornyze hims wifowt teh byowlinn!!!1

 
 
 
 
steeeephen!

ROFL! epic fail! it’s a dog, n00b!

hayguise

mebbe u dun hafta be liek dat on heer… peeple is resspektfil to one anudder.

fail blog dot org mite be ur cuppa tea…

 
 
 
eeckthecat

Arobicks…yer doin it wrong !!!!

Annipuss

Wye haz u stil got ur abatar wen mai wun has banisht? Ai don hab teh WP bits dat gabe me axess 2 mai profiel eever.

eeckthecat

Werd Press…motto: Sumtimes it werks,sumtimes it duzzint !!

Annipuss

O u meen liek windoes:

Yesturdai it wurkt
2dai it iz nawt wurkin
Windoes iz liek taht

cweenmj

hai annipuss — try
1. log owt uv ICHC & klose ICHC (doan wurry, wii’ll still b heer wen u git bak.)
2. going 2 wordpress dot com and logging in.
3. kum bak 2 ICHC adn log in heer, 2.
4. :D

nightshayde

Ai seez yer kyoot kitteh avatar nao, Annipuss!

cweenmj

YAY!! Annipuss gotz her kitteh-cat bak!! :D

 
Annipuss

Ai wented dounstares 2 get a glarss uv whine - dat cyoors enneefing

 
Annipuss

Ecksept missin abatars!

Ambercat

Has anodder glars; eeder teh avatar com bak or yu wont cayr!

jamamakitty

jes keep loggin ontew weirdpress………… ebbrytime ai leaves teh website ai cum back tew teh goatherd………. sigh……….. he won’t leeeb me lone!!

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cweenmj

U mite try logging owt uv wordpress adn
ICHC adn den deleting deh ICHC cookie.
(iz just sumfing i saw sumwun else say….
i habbn’t tryed it msef.)

 
Aahz

Yeh, dat heppded me wif mai abatar… Wunts I kleerd da kookeez it awl werkded gud aftur dat…

 
hayguise

mai abbatar neber werks eider…

grumples.

 
 
Annipuss

Dats teh best eye dear dis weak - ai’ll opin anuvver bottul.

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Ambercat

*Ambercat holds owt M T glars for a refill*

 
eeckthecat

Ai culd nawt use my abatar at home once beecuz ai wuz still logged awn at werk….u izzint logged awn anywhere else iz u ????

 
tidmum

Oooohhh!!!
Did I heer teh sownd ob a boddle beein oped?:grin:
*Holds owt glass fer a tipple*
.
I haz a berry eggsited boichik-he putted sef to bed at 6peem-
The birfday faery be awn its way!!!!!
He r still wyde awayke an Ifinkso he gonne assplode wiv teh antissipayshun!!
I r frazzled,disorgamiced (prezzints nawt rapt an caek nawt bort)
I needs a slurp!!! :lol:

 
Ruth James

*psssst* Ai wispah, so boi-chik nawt heer: did yu get teh fishy tank?

 
Annipuss

Iz ownlee cheep Sainzberryz klarit - dats awl dis pore penshuner kan afford!

 
jamamakitty

happitail birfdai tew yer liddel boichik…………… we haz a commershul here in usa…. teh fambly goin tew dizzyland……. an teh kids are wisprin tew eee chudder about dizzyland……… teh momz cums in n tellz dem tew goes tew sleep n teh liddel boy sez…….. “We’z tew cited tew sleep”

ai will fink ob yer boy next time ai sees it

 
tidmum

*whispurss* Gettin it whyle himz awn hiz skool trip tomorrer.
Fankfully payday fawls awn himz birfday!!
Tehr will be a few liddle fings fer wen him wakes up inna mornin-Whooam I kiddin !! I duzzent fink himz ebber gonna go to sleep!!!!

 
tidmum

Fanx Jamamakitty :grin:
I will tell himz yoo sended birfday wishes.

 
tidmum

Nuffink rong wiv cheep sainsbrees wine annipuss!!
Teyr orstrayliun stuff is perfeklee drinkable too!!!

 
nightshayde

Hao old is teh boichik, Tidmum?

 
tidmum

Himz will be elebben on Friday.
Whare haz teh tyme gorn??!!

 
burfday fairy

happee burfday to yor boichik, tidmum!! hope him goed to sleep finly an haz wunnerful burfday!!! my boychik jus turnd 12 in march. teh bebbehs grow up so fast.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
leeza-b

well… I likes ur pretty oranj kwilt annipuss.
Itz verry brite and cheerie!

Annipuss

Ai want mai liddle kitteh bakk!

 
 
 
 
Ruth James

Yesterdai it werkd
Todai it is nawt werkin.
Wierdpress is lyk taht!

zauberflolute

Ohai Ruth, havnt I seen dis abatar sumwhere B4 *teehee* ?