wen u has ur own grabity field
wen u has ur own grabity field is defnatly time 4 go on dietz
mebbeh da grabity is jus borkd.
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BG, comgrabulayshunz awn tawp spawt! Ur abatar iz kewl! Whutchu want fer singin/drinkin/danzin?
Limmy Nade iz always gud.
Aim lookin up mai CD ov “Teh Planets” by Holtz.
Iz too hot here fur much dancin.
Pull up a hammock fur a whiel if u liek.
Awlritee den — wood U wont summa dat limmin vodkee we hadz onna uvver fred? N Holtz wood be gud, 2 (speshullee Joopitur 4 da hy-grabitee kitteh)
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Hammik sowndz nys — kawl it uh “grabitee bed”
Orkestra moozizhun says, Do. Nawt. Want. Holsst. Pleh. Oberdun. Boooorrring.
Oh, skuse me, dont meen to let mai prijoodissez shew…
Hawt heer tew– upper 90’s. Nawt qwite stikky enuff yet tew cawl it “It’s nawt the heet, it’s the hyoomidididitee” tho.
ack– it shure is in DC!! ai can has staying indoors?
K2, u can haz staying indoorz and nawt wairin stockinz!
Indoorz + air condishuner + hammock + muskoolar hotel pool boiee2 gently sway teh sling = Aaaah!
U can haz. Can ai share?
Grabtee swingin bed b4 sumone else does, tehy is comfy.
Ail take mai lemmy nade straigth 2day. I tried teh limoncello recipe, finished it last monday – is way toooo strong 4 mee.
Ai’ll drown it inna big glass ov limmy nade sum day when ai don’t have to drive latur on
Foun som Holtz and floaty tings. Prety kul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKD9uzTHOSk
Iz lubley mewsik. Did yu ebur se wun doze jellyfisheez warshed up awna beech? Iz nawt stil pritty nd do nawt step awn it. hab stingeez.
Oh, dey stolend mai abatar tu. nd ai dint sine owt oar ennyfing. Wairz yu peepz hoo iz suffring hawt? we gotz heer ownly 82 tudai but iz lawtz ub smoak stil. Sky iz brown .Uvvur nite dey sai wuz obur 800 fyres burning. naow is less but frymanz hab bin berry bizzy. Den dey shoze Mixipi Ribur fludz. Wai cant getz dat warturz obur heer nd awl wil be beddur? so menny peepz lawst hausez nd aminalz dey cudnt get owt. so badz.
Iz a mid-continent girul. Onlee spent time onna beech when ai wuz 5 – but remember very well learnin “OMG u kidz stay away frum all doze ded jellyfish!”
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Ai like teh live floaty wons on teh video much betr.
{{{{{BGee}}}}} ar yu in da fludz? iz so terebul. Ai nebur bin eksept mini applez ina sumurtiem oooh, eerwurm? nd wairz owr gotehurd tudai? Ai gotz up tudai wif “hi ona hil libbed a lownlee gote—–” Wuz she rely lwonle oar wuz purrpusly traing tu gib eerwurm?
Got no fludz here (thnx CC). U want sum yodel wifout teh goats?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/178160/incredible_11_year_old_yodeller/
OH. MY. GOSH. I didn’t think anybody did this anymore. She’s fabbbyooluss!!!!
Riders in the Sky, a “cowboy”
singin goup a la “Sons of the
Pioneers” does a lot of yodeling.
http://www.ridersinthesky.com/
Goin tew check it owt. Like, “Goast” ryderz in teh skye? BRB!
*Bakk!* O wut funz!!! No yodellin yet. But nyce sownd. Wisht Id’da noed bowt them wen mai kittens wuz liddle…
*Shuddurz* Sawng wuz poplur nd awn jukebox awl dai wen ai wuz teenur nd hab a wun oar 2 weke end jawb tu heop owt a fren. Wuz orful jawb, lo pay nd owt ub taown fur daiz wen ai ravvur be arown tu plai wif frenz.
Ai dont fink da hyumin voys can du dat. Iz a cyute gurl
ohai, BGee! congrats! ai am just poppin in to say ohai– ai am in washingmachine, DC today.
um… is kinda hawt eben foar a hammock.. ai can has air condishuning?
Ohai K2!!!!!! Glad u iz heer! Hoap u duzzint hab tew drive hoam till layterz!
it prubbaly feels like washingmachine up dere. 99* our projected hi temp doown in Midlo, VA (about 3 hours souf.)
Yay! Uh freeway brayd wif BGee, annipuss n zauberflolute! Watcha gunna haz 4 dreenkeez n dansiz?
I wantz mai supper, an I wantz it NAO. Dansin, er, m, sum grabby-type danse? I cant fink ob enneefing lawng doze lyonz. Hmmmmm.
Dansin onna ceelin purrhaps?
Ooooh, yeah! Fred Astaire? Gene Kelly? Or no, prolly Donald O’Connor? I cud look it up awn utoob….
Jessie Matthews, Ai fink
Jessie Matthew sang a song with that title in a 1934 musical. I can’t find a link to it – I could sing bits of it, but I’ll spare you that!
Awlriddee dun datz 4 U, ZF:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjhK_OU3D4
Fanx Aahz
…ebree tyme i try to do a linky, WP noms it!!!!
WerdPretzel muss can haz uh liekin 4 leenkeez…
Fangz u, Aahz! I iz oberwhelmded in fun watchinz tonyte!
Ur wellkumz, tidmum n ZF!!
Iz happee dat tidmum minshund Dansin onna Ceelin — I nawt seen dat 4 uh berree lawng tym. Wuz gud 2 watch it agin… Fankee 4 da kloo…
Ai thot it wuz Lionel Richie.
Was Fred Astaire who had dansin on seeling. Was ‘mazin spesh… speck… fansy film stuffs. Up wallz, ovur seelin, dansin wiv a lamp! Not shur wich movee tho. I sees it in “Dat’s Enturtainlement” movee.
Awlsew, inna lyt 70s oar urlee 80s, dere wuz uh Dr. Pepper kummershul wif David Naughton (“Ayma pepper heeza pepper sheeza pepper weera pepper”) dewin da dansin onna ceelin. I trydid 2 fynd it awn yootoob but it wuznt dere…
I members Dr. Pepper song. Had peeano musik for it eben when I was youngkitteh! But I no members kummershul wiv ceeling dansin.
Is ceeling dansin disarispeckful tu CC, tho? I hopes nawt!
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Dere waz sebrul diffrint Dr. Pepper kummershulz. I seen da ceelin dansin wun ownlee wunst oar twyst. But I nebber fur-gitted it…
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I awlsew memberz dat in da kummershulz David Naughton awlwaiz lukked liek Han Solo wif himz wite shurt, vest, n 70s-stiel hayr-dew. I nawt fink dat wuz aksudint…
A grabby danz? Wherez teh neerest mosh pit? Ai bet tehr’s lots ov grabby in on ov tohse!
Wut yu cukkin tudai? Iz tu hawt tu toy lobur a hawt stobe.
Conga Ratz 2 u, BGee, annipuss, adn ZF!! Now run along 2 deh y booteek wyle I mix up deh drinksez fer ya. Wut u b wanting?
I tew hongree 2 run. I’ll hab nyce chawklit milkshaek tew tyde mii ober till supper, kthkz!
Ai fink Ai need sumfing strawng (an Ai don meen teh YNG) fur teh shok uv mai abatar cummin an goin!
Ohai Annipuss! I wunder if itz bcuz they messin wif teh site magnetikz?
Ai fink it waz dissypeerin in a blakk whole – it camed bakk wivout mee doin ennyfing sinse it wuz gon. Berry weerd.
Berree Weird Presss. Sew wot else iz noo?
Nd ai went tu se nd dey sez ohai, gma wif abatar dere ok nd cum bak nd nawt. Ratzafratz.
Myne cummed bakk awl on its ownsum – cween maed sum sugjestyuns, but it jus kep cummin an goin – Ai fink dey iz wurkin on teh siet oar sumfing.
Nevr bin too teh ty booteek b4! Ai wunner if tehy hav mai size CHRG?
Dey haz awl siezis an u can chuze wot u wants drorn onit
Dey hab ennee fing u wanting in wuteber size u b needing.
Gibbocat haz deh majikkz 2 makking it sew. 
OK. Won CHRG, pleez, saez sebun adn thr33 quarters. Pink fingrs, wif litl yellow fringe roun teh bottom, plzkthx.
Wud u like dat rappt? Oar will u b weering it?
Wud u like deh matching floofee blankee?
howz abowt sum pink dukkee taype?
yus, thnx. Praps ai shuld jus take teh splort emergencee kit(n), jus in case?
*runz intew bakk room*
*returnz wif pinknyeller SplortEmerjinseeKit(n)*
Heer yew r, BGee, complimintz ov teh hows, 4 pervydin teh yodeller foar mai ebberlastin tikkle-teh-funneebone-an-hart.
Dat b a berry gud idea. Deh kit(n) b habbing dhe possum shaypt chokklitz and deh mergencee martoonee inkluded 4 no eggstra CHRG. :snerk:
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ROFLMAO
Sumtiymez I just krak msef up.
Cweenmj, u kneadin awl teh kingz horssiez an awl teh kingz menz?
U kraks us up,2 !!!
Ok den, wii awl needz teh awl teh kingz menz. I heer dey iz juss az gud lukkin az teh fyremenz, hoo iz currentlee awl tyed up (hush LCB!) in Californya, doin reel werk.
yis, if LCB iz heer it mite be bad choys ub wurdz. just telz hur dey ar bizzy nd she wil hab tu wate.
I dunno ifn I neadz da keengz menz… I fink I wood purr-fur da laydeez-n-waytin…
Tnk u both furry mush.
Ail store it inna refrigiberator sew teh choklit does nawt melt.
Iz nawt unusual……haz taken me a week to eet a whole hershey bar b4….
Iz a Zen ting
if ai gotz a litl choklit tukked away, ai can haz chokklit:)
if ai eetz it awl up ai gotz no chokklit
Ai’z soe attraktib
Pawsitively Magnetik
Eben elektrostattik!
aminal magnitism!
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Velkro kitteh!
Erf 2 planet Kat. ……. Kum in planet Kat.
ai nommed a grabitee!
i has tumee ake
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supermasive kittehhole
at teh senter ob ebberee galacksee iz…a……soopermassiv, um?
I lubz dat songz! iz a song by Myoos
i like taht song too. i eben buyd teh cd.
wuld be hard to re-rite teh lirriks in lolspeek, tho.
Himz aint hevee, himz mai … O, waytaminnit, yesh himz hevee awlrite…
“Billy, pik up yer trash!”
okay, mom!
I just put it out a few hours ago.
Kittehmary domacy.
na naaaaaa nu nu nu na na na na na na naaaah!
youtube /watch?v=voPx8×0-blQ
Egg-zak-lee!
I ar not a trash can, plz to be moving Ur junk off meh
kthx bai
an bai the way stuff on mah kitteh ar a stoopid website pink monkeh
mah humin, himz not too matoor
gibes me wet willies and puts stuff on meez to take mah pictoors
I iz gonna call mah lolyers
Hey,two_kittehs…ai iz goin to mayke sum ginger tee now. Feels bedder frum teh pleh migraine but culd feel bedderer,u kno ???
***goes off to mayke tee…BRB !!***
tell me if it works!
Hmmmmm…seems to be maykin me feel less pleh !!
that’s gud eeck, I’m glad it worked
Yesh…fanks agin…..ai will has to try dis fer regular hedaykes,too!
Uz is welcum, it also helps meh when I has cold to
clear the sinuses
Luks liek wen mai neece & nefew wud bisit and try to get fat cat Nikita to play…wud frow awl teh toys at her & she wud jus lie dere !!
Kittehs playin possum.
Donot moov an mebbe teh litl rug ratz will go home.
***snerk***
Ai finks yer rite !!!
junkeh kitteh is teh hordeing. time foar intervenshun.
rok on green leefed kitteh. take ur squeekie maus n dig ur grave.
Oh.. kitty kuttie kat luks playing messeee…..
– http://www.AnyAssets.Com
Grabbity — iz nawt jus a gud ideeuh, iz teh law!
Moooomm- im bord- nuttin 2 do
FTW!!!!!
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Magnetic kitteh is attractive
Looks like a Kitteh-Katamari!
naaaa,na na NANA NA na NA, na NA NA NA NA na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
iz dat suposed tu be teh Simpsinz theem?
I was just gonna say that – Catamari!
best. game. EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1!!
Kitteh buried under a pile of junk. DO LOVE.
I just found one of my pictures on this website. How do I find the person that has used my work?
I recognized dose toyz…my kittehs have the leopard spotted stringie thing. (Dollar bin at PetSmart!) Too hot for dem 2 play with them now…
Playfull kitteee iz adorable…
– http://www.AnyInput.Com
Kittymari Damacy!
event horizon
i has it (sooon)
Fat cat got tipped, too!
When u has ur own grabity field, teh cheezburgers come to U
dis kitteh looks moar lyk a KATamari lawl
kitteh is just a magnit for nik naks.
Na naaaaa na na na na na na na na Lolcatamari Damacy~
teh kitteh iz persinull unorginizur
Emo Physics kitteh sez
“it sucks 2 be me”
da kitteh haz a kittehnip hi!
Kitteh volunteered for crafts projekt.
Cat-amari Damacy
XD My thoughts excatly!!
Moar toyz, pliiz — an sum hyoomanz tu plaii wiv mii wiv tehm.
Nawt oanley duz kitteh haz her oawn grabbitty field,
her awlsoe haz her oawn zipp cohde!!!!!!
(Wel, iyt’s eezy foar her famblee tuu bees vakuuming teh floar;
tehms duz nawt hasta pik up teh tois, becuz tehms awl stikxx tuu kitteh!!!)
You play “Pile on the Kitty” This should be an Olmypic Sport!
zomg my kitteh has the same leoppard print toy. onlee he rippeded his apart so we hads to tie it bak togethur
magnt kitteh- ur doin it rite!!!