Crazee Cat Ladee
Crazee Cat Ladee Strtr Kit
in canada, u dont needz a kit. kittehs groe on treez.
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duzzit come with free CHRG(w/doi)?, cuz if not, I can’t yuze it…
oh yea, CHRG’s, martoonies, da hole nine….
Mennee happee felinicitashungs to Princess Mu and Maus fur teh VEREE fine ty!
Have yoo been to teh Ty Boo Teek? Ai’m nawt shur waht iz in stock rite now!
CWEENNJ - where ar yoo?????? She knows fur shur.
But yoo cud just go an luk! Since awlmost enething you want iz there - you are shur to find something.
Ai PURRSONALLY wud taek another ov teh bobblolhedded kitthes. Ai hav a reel weekness fur them. An ai think there ar oranj wuns.
fanks Janet. da ty boo teek is noo? i has nevur bin der.
Hai Princess Mu!
Teh ty-booteek iz run bai mai deer fren Gibbocat. Him opund it in late feba weary or eerlee march wen dere wuz a 6-way ty. He stalkz lubblee silk tyz fer deh peepz hoo b habbing deh tyz 4 nawt-sekkund. And him also carryz skarfz wif menny differnt kitteh desinez on dem. Adn deh bobbulhedded kitehz Janet menshuned. Adn kitteh-faced loleepopz and Cheezland snoglobez. Him also b habbing deh iyc adn asprinz fer deh hed akez frum deh heddesk asskidentz. Tehre b a lownje dere wif martooneez and uzzer libashunz. Him awlso b habbing menny
diffrent CHRGez adn deh 50z bavving capz adn chokklitz …. oh mai, it b sew hard to describe ebberfing him haz dere … adn doan eben git mii started on deh stuff in deh bak ruum….
Hmmmmmmm. . .silk kitteh scarves - laik these!! Go luck! REELEE prittee!!1
http://www.shopping.netsuite.com/s.nl;jsessionid=0a01074e1f431ed90b8726a740c89d93e27e9726f103.e3eTaxeKbh0Te34Pa38Ta38Lbhj0?c=323520&sc=2&category=776
Hmmmm - i’ll trai again!
http://www.shopping.netsuite.com/s.nl;jsessionid=0a01074e1f431ed90b8726a740c89d93e27e9726f103.e3eTaxeKbh0Te34Pa38Ta38Lbhj0?c=323520&sc=2&category=776
HOOOKAY!!1 Now try this!
http://www.laurelburch.com/store
Then klick on “merchandise” and then “silk scarves.” Looks JUST laik teh TY Boo Teek!!
Harumph! Just updayted teh web site indeed! Nawt there - ai wuz JUST
THERE!!
But wunz yoo get to taht wun - just klick awn “Web Store” and it takes yoo rite there!
WHEW!!! Taht wuz NAWT eezee!!!
duz yew haz teh punk chewer een yur innurtoobz, jannit??
Ai cin fiks taht! An so can abowt 400 kids, in Swine Toun! We can has Byk-it!
oh Ruth, is a beeutimous picture of yoo at ohai tee!
LOL! It shurlee did feel laik a punk chewer! Sumthing wuz chewing sumwhere, tath fur shur!
Stoopee innurtoobz!!
An thanks, Ruth James, fur offering to ryde to mai reskyoo! A doo NAWT hav a Byk-it - but veree moast apphairentlee ai wud bee needing wun!
But - hao can taht bee???? Ai wuz just at a playce - copied an pasted the address - an tehn it says - “no such thing.”" ?????
Is teh Miss Terry ob teh innertuubz!
Hai cweenmj an ebbereebuddee.
eye am awn teh noo brawdband 2 dai - wuz mennee prollimz gettin cornektid witch am y eye wuzzent rownd 4 teh kafleen day sellybrayshuns.
men ee apple jeez 4 nawt bean heer!! sew teh berree belaytid burfday hug 4 {{{{kafleen}}}}.
N joi teh Tybooteek Princess Mu.
Teh Klingawn kabaray an teh Kirk lownj am berree poplar.
Teh nawt sew bleaugh flavr kitteh fayzed lawleepawps am berree ewezfool 4 abertin teh splortashusniss of teh X S ov kyoot!!1
N joi
Ohai Janet, Gibbo cat, cweenmj and awl! wut a grate boo teek. gotta go danse wiff a klingon…brb… maybee
jus, be careful. iffen ya smack’im a good one, it could begin the Klingon mating ritual.
wear armor (amour armor if ya will)
owur klingawnz am foolee dommestycaytid… helf an sayftee reggylayshuns yew noe! butt teh purr texyun am gud x tra eensyewrunz.
stateejiklee playzd pakz ov tribbulz am abaylubbul een cays ov e merjunsees.
wii haz ebbereefing kuvurd - x ept owur ize.
ohai, gibbocat, I haz missed yu!
mii 2!! U haz a band uv broadz?? Duz dey b a musikul gruup? oar r dey ur gruupeez?
Instant Kitteh… Just add water…
On 2nd thot, mebbe not such a gud idear…
WATER???
**hides frum impending caretroll attak**
*SNORT SNARL STOMP STOMP*
WHO DARES THREATEN MY KITTEHS WITH WATER??? I AM A PROFESSIONAL CAT GROOMER/VETERINARIAN/SMARTY-PANTS-KNOW-IT-ALL, AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT EXPOSING THESE DELICATE CREATURES TO DIHYDROGEN OXIDE WILL NOT ONLY CAUSE THEIR EARS TO DROOP AND THEIR EYES TO ENLARGE, BUT WILL CAUSE GAS PRICES TO RISE AND FLOODS AND STORMS AND DROUGHTS AND…AND….awww, lookit the…so cute…*SPLORT*
How’s dat?
Bery funee! Didja furgit rowbix nstruktr?
Furrgotted “Leegull Profeshunal” too…
Well, I thot “smarty pants noes it all” wud pretty much cover that one!
mayB included in teh smarty-pants, kno-it-all aspect
Neber saw a troll splort b4…
Well, eben trollz needz TLC.
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*runz n gitz deh CCC.
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*Sweep, sweep, sweep deh braynez.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoopee, scoopee, scoopee awl deh braynezez.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
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oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
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*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. U jus sit still adn resting a wyle. U’ll b bak 2 yersef in noe time.
*mutterz 2 sef:*
not shur datz a gud fing.
yesh, but dis waz pseudo-troll, sew iz honest splortage, yes?
GUD Wun stagehanddan! “Pseudo-troll.” Haz a nice ring to it!
*whispurrs to cweenmj* cweenmj - yoo did a reelee gud thing. Taht wuz ar deer Flartus, just purrrrrrtenging to bee a troll!!
An wuz reelee at it! LOL! Furgot teh legal purrfeshunal, tho! Did yoo eber see the oH rigjinal rant!??? Waht wuz her nayme! Stend knows! Teho shurlee knows, too!
Started wif a K! Nex tiem ai find it, ai will buk mark it fur hysterical purpoises!
Koneko!! It’s Koneko!!!!!! Teh best, moast fasntabuloumous troll rant EBBEER!!!
oh! Look waht ai just found. Nao ai am having second thots. Purrhaps we awl reelee misjudged hur. ;(
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“This shirt says “ko neko”, which mean kitty, in hiragana. This is a great shirt to show your love of the Japanese language. This t-shirt is screen printed …”
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Hur NAYME!!! Nao ai has a sad. We were, ai feer, meen to hur. Tho - ai must admit - hur rant wuz a wondrous thing to behold.
Coods yew puts the linkee sew usses hoo hasint saw it, kin go lyks? Plzkthxbai
Wen CCCing a real troll who sports, remembu tew screw ther hedd on tighter an’ yu mite want to replayce deir troll heart of stown wiv a toy stuffee.
An maek shure yoo spray tehm wif sum Scents of Hyoomer…
Luv teh
EXPOSING THESE DELICATE CREATURES TO DIHYDROGEN OXIDE WILL …….CAUSE GAS PRICES TO RISE
Eggsalad yuse ob teh caertroll maks (hoep it nawt got marmyt awn it still)!!
*pssst* Is nawt ruthajames, is me - Ambercat! Ai keeps gettin Hi Jackd bai teh posh bint in teh beeg hat!
well, excoooooze me! I dint ebber heer ob “bint” so i liked it up at wikiped. Shud I taek bak my compliment to hur?
instant angree kitteh
mebee nawt… just add milk and gushie food?
u noes if u gives them fuds, they will MULTIPLIES!!!
Dis iz bad becuzz? WANT!!!1!!elebentee!!!!
oh, sowry, I let the reel whirled introod there…… I is habbin to get 5 stray kittehs fixted or else I will has elebenty duzzn strays to feeds!
Crazee Cat Lady… I is trying to NAWT become her!
But sinse this is cheezland, we duzznt had to worrie bowt dat!
*whew*
Gud fer u to be doin that,leeza…..teh srays will nebber end,otherwise.
aint dat teh troof!!
and I can’t ressist feedin teh kittehs… so they noes where to come!
Oh, ai kin relayt tew dat! Ai must hab “Sukkah” ritten awl ober me inna kitteh speek, cuz tehy awl noes ware tew come.
***sighs***
We had a groop uv strays at mai apartment complex…me & anudder ladee was feedin them. When ai got back frum Lost Wages in April,they had awl “disappeared”. Finks teh nayburhood behind the complex “took care” uv them. Iz eezier awn teh pocketbook,but ai misses the furry bebbehs!
doan worrie Eeck… u will has more. u take sum away, more will moves in.
that’s why u has to get tehm fixted, and bring tehm bak to the same nayboor hood to lives but nawt multiplies.
Hooray fur yoo, leeza-b! Mai favoriet charitee is “alley cat allies.”
It is a troolee NOBUL think yoo are doing!
maybee, but selfish sum too.
cause I is saving myself frum a big sad when I duzznt
has to see noo little kittehs wif no home.
oh and btw I work with Friends of Feral Felines, they get me a SUPER low cost for the fixing of the kittehs.
http://www.friendsofferalfelines.org/
in case anyone else wants to look into!
Grate infurmashun! We shud post it offen! This wun iz awnlee fur the Charlotte area, but it mite inspire odder peeple to doo teh sayme,
and there’s lots ov gud infurhashun throo “Alley Cat Allies” too!
Ai ugreez. Wii hadda infurmal org taht wud be halping ower industreeal nayborhood trapz, fiks adn reelees kittehs. Aslo habbing teh Vet orfiss inawnit adn dew teh spay/neuter + shotz fur $20, cheep!
I looked for a general website, but it seems they has a
different website for each separate area chapter.
But there are many awl over!
Maine, Oregon, Nevada…
I had not heard of Alley Cat Allies… but luks like they
duz the same thing as FFF! Hopefully everyone has one or
t’other near them!
http://www.alleycat.org/visitor.html
dang werdpress.
It eeted my reply.
It sed-
I looked up Alley Cats and it seems they do the
same thing as FFF! Gud to know!
http://www.alleycat.org/
I hurd dat if a kitteh is fixed, it will bi rijectud b kitteh colonies. Downt no if dat is tru, adn a lot of kittehs can du ok on own, but I fink fixed kittehs ideeli shud bi playcd in homez iffen homez are dere.
Ai noes!! We hadda naybor (pleh peeps) hoo muved adn left 2 feral kittehs behynd…Ai hates dat!! Sew ennywai, Ai fed tehm and lubbed tehm (frum afar) adn cawlded tehm Cycily adn Mike Tyson. Aslo tuked tehm in fur tew be ‘fiksed’. Tehy boaf blak kittehs, Cycily smallish adn hoamlee adn Mike grate big n buff wif a teeni tynee hi voyce. But sadlee ovver naybors nawt want strays arownd, sew trapt em tuk awai. Ai had a big sadz
{{{{{{fikshunkitteh}}}}}}
Ai knows…. there,there……
Fanks Eeck *pitti patt bak*
Nao difrint nayborhud has olne ‘dome stikatid’ kittehs, adn awl has reel foreber hoams! Happitayl fur dat