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cow cat sez…

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cow cat sez… tipping not funnee

u thot it wuz funnee b4.

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maifavvritKITTEH

nawt sekkund! ai lernd.

maifavvritKITTEH

HALP! ai has fawlen an kant git up!

 
gmawairzgreneshuz

Yes! dis iz da kined ub fing we liekz. Yu did gud. nd maibe wut anni sed she dint’ see da secund commint b4 she rote. Conga rat shoe lacez nd wut wud yu liek fur sillibrashunz?

annipuss

Dats troo, Ai didn see the sekund bit `coz Ai wuz tryin 2 fink uv a clebber nawt sekond, Sowwy Ai wuz a bit hastee. ;oops:

 
 
gmawairzgreneshuz

Singingz nd dans tohttp://youtube.com/watch?v=syVLIgzLfTw ?
Hope ai did dis rite.

 
gmawairzgreneshuz

Ai wuz traing tu getz “cow-cow boogie” but wp eted it. ai nedez mor praktis.

annipuss

It’s nawt eezee 2 think uv sumfing wurf sayin an gettin it tyeped b4 ennywun else. iz it?

 
 
 
jd

Owld LolDonald had a coeezburger, ei ei nom.

 
 
ImMortallity

Gratz KITTEH, u wants sum coffees? i hav sum spare and has 2 go 2 beds soon

 
 
nightshayde

But teh munnies is awlwaiz appreesheeatud.

Oh… an Moooooooo!

jk2kitteh

i can haz tipjawr?

whiskers

caus tipping is nawt a citi in chyna!

 
 
 
 
annipuss

Congratshumalashuns, but u iz suppozd 2 say sumfing funnee 2 do wiv teh lol!
Liek now turn me ober plsthx.

maifavvritKITTEH

das it ai gibe up

annipuss

O noe, doant gib up - you iz lernin fast. We awl lern bai makin mistayks Ai mus noe ebber soe much bai naow `coz Ai’ve maed soe mennee mistayks! Keep tryin an don mined mee.

 
jd

*gluez maifavvritKITTEH tu dah keebord* Dere. Nau yu cant gib up. Gibs goe tu da kitteh anyway. Yu are tu hab drinkses and danses, until dizzy an’ opshunally drunk. Wich cawzez wich iz up tu yu.

 
 
Poodums

Call me a pamcakes an turn me ober.

 
 
Eve

Reminds me of my cat Puzzle who I often called Cow-Cow-Kitty!

 
jd

Dis kitti iz a Gateway tu a parallel loliberse.

3 Cattails

Groan! @@@@@
Gud 1, jd.

 
 
 
two_kittehs

Donut laff at meez, it hurts meh
I iz not fat just generously proporshuned

two_kittehs

and ar gonna start Catkins 2mmoroz

 
 
Ivory Bill

Holstein Kitteh “cud” get up if kitteh wanted two.

 
 
Jacobob

plz no turn me intwo stake kthx

jd

Ib stakes com frum inside cows, den iffen kitteh luuks liek a cow an’ haz no stakes inside, hooman is tu gib dem tu kitteh, rite?

 
 
woozled at work

Joo bettur luuk aowt for sillee French (sry… Frawnsch gais wif a traybooshay… tehy mite gib joo a fling at teh sillee Ingerlish Knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniggits!!!

woozled at work

Sry, forgrot to close parens after Frawnsch.

Y noe kin edit? Iz stoopy.

Aahz

Iz K, woozled — WerdPretzel wood prolly nom ur kloas printyseez ennywaiz n putz n uh smylee fays (sorta liek dis…)

 
 
 
 
turtlol

donut step in teh cow-kitteh-piyz……

whiskers

knot faire. cow-kitteh can leev cow-kitteh-piyz in ur shooz.

 
 
cheshirekittehkat

Kitteh sez taht tihs bees her iymytashun ov ‘Elsie teh Bourden Caow’;

(Hmmmmm, yuu nawt bees iympresseded!!)

K,……butt Kitteh sez pleez, Pleez, PLEEZ, duu nawt triez tuu mylke her!!!!

 
kafleen

*munches poppycorn an waits furr teh poasts ub owtrage*

DavecanhasDrTinycat

*pulls up chair by Kafleen*
I can has popcorm, too? I bringed marfmellows for when teh flames get goin good, and toklit an gramcrackers so wes can has s’mores.

whiskers

mmmmm. s’mores.

kno owtrage heer, ai thinks that kitteh shud hab a belli rub!

to mak up fur teh tippin.

 
no 1 in particular

ai can haz s’more?

no 1 in particular

btw, ai just addeded pikshures awn teh yahooooooooooo syte!

 
no 1 in particular

ohai, sneeky! luk at mai commint below fur a supryz!

 
gmawairzgreneshuz

Hmmph! ohai, kafleen, yur sinein naim iz bloo so it lukz liek cud fined yur paje but it won’t show me nuffingz. dis craizee fing! Ai fink wp iz part of plot tu kepe us orf balans mintuly.

kafleen

Oh, foo. Dat linky not good. Nat nawty linky. U click on mah linky noaw.
It good.

 
 
 
 
 
KafleenTehNawtFirst

yew are a sneeky dawnkee noaw??? oh noes!!!!

 
kafleen

Hi dere, udder Kafleen.

I is wurrkin on a note too u in mah mind. I is tryin to condense it down frum
a book. :(

DavecanhasDrTinycat

I’s so cormfuzed. Dere som manees Kafleens. Some Kafleens am donkees, some am nawt. Some am nawt-sekkun, some am nawt. :?

kafleen

I srry, Dr. Tinycat. As furr as I knoe, onlee wun Donkey exsists. Dat r
kafleen, or kafleentehsneakydonkey, or crockygatur, or buttpaintroll.

I not can think ub any uther ub mah aliases rite now…

kafleen

Uh, ohs. Wait. I DOO theenk I saw anuddur donkey on heer….

*heddesk*

You will noe me by my wurks…

 
 
 
 
 
altosinger

Mmmm. S’mooooores.

 
 
 
idansdansdans

Whilst UR wating.. Heer’s alol I madid U Kafleen.. I haz bin triing 2 post it awl D dai!!! Since tihs MAWNING !! Grrrrr…. 4 Times….* Ratz*

Pls 2 add teh aich tee tee pee :// Maibe taht’ll werk!!
.
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1415712
.

Bai naow tihs lol nawt seemz sew funni 2 mii!! :smile:

Punkin

ohio iddd, i luvs ur lol 4 kafleen. it be berry phunnie

idansdansdans

Gee… fanks, Punkin. :oops: Teh REELLY funnee fing iz… now tehre will prawblee be elebenty ov ‘em!!! :lol:

 
 
 
 
 
LOLDemon

::traiz an faylz tu haid snikerin::

I’m sawr…::snrk:: I’m sawree, kitteh. U iz :snkr:: riet; it nawt funee. Let meh halp u get upz..

BWaHAHAHAHA!!!1!!1!