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nawt sekkund! ai lernd.
HALP! ai has fawlen an kant git up!
honoes!! yoo bettar cawl life alert
Yez! cawl dem immeediatlee!
Yes! dis iz da kined ub fing we liekz. Yu did gud. nd maibe wut anni sed she dint’ see da secund commint b4 she rote. Conga rat shoe lacez nd wut wud yu liek fur sillibrashunz?
Dats troo, Ai didn see the sekund bit `coz Ai wuz tryin 2 fink uv a clebber nawt sekond, Sowwy Ai wuz a bit hastee. ;oops:
Dat shud not be ;oops: Ai ment
yes
Singingz nd dans tohttp://youtube.com/watch?v=syVLIgzLfTw ?
Hope ai did dis rite.
Ai wuz traing tu getz “cow-cow boogie” but wp eted it. ai nedez mor praktis.
It’s nawt eezee 2 think uv sumfing wurf sayin an gettin it tyeped b4 ennywun else. iz it?
Owld LolDonald had a coeezburger, ei ei nom.
Gratz KITTEH, u wants sum coffees? i hav sum spare and has 2 go 2 beds soon
But teh munnies is awlwaiz appreesheeatud.
…
Oh… an Moooooooo!
i can haz tipjawr?
caus tipping is nawt a citi in chyna!
Iz dat in PoeLand?
Congratshumalashuns, but u iz suppozd 2 say sumfing funnee 2 do wiv teh lol!
Liek now turn me ober plsthx.
das it ai gibe up
O noe, doant gib up - you iz lernin fast. We awl lern bai makin mistayks Ai mus noe ebber soe much bai naow `coz Ai’ve maed soe mennee mistayks! Keep tryin an don mined mee.
*gluez maifavvritKITTEH tu dah keebord* Dere. Nau yu cant gib up. Gibs goe tu da kitteh anyway. Yu are tu hab drinkses and danses, until dizzy an’ opshunally drunk. Wich cawzez wich iz up tu yu.
Call me a pamcakes an turn me ober.
Reminds me of my cat Puzzle who I often called Cow-Cow-Kitty!
Meeoooooooooooh
Dis kitti iz a Gateway tu a parallel loliberse.
Groan! @@@@@
Gud 1, jd.
Donut laff at meez, it hurts meh
I iz not fat just generously proporshuned
and ar gonna start Catkins 2mmoroz
Holstein Kitteh “cud” get up if kitteh wanted two.
LOL!
plz no turn me intwo stake kthx
Ib stakes com frum inside cows, den iffen kitteh luuks liek a cow an’ haz no stakes inside, hooman is tu gib dem tu kitteh, rite?
Joo bettur luuk aowt for sillee French (sry… Frawnsch gais wif a traybooshay… tehy mite gib joo a fling at teh sillee Ingerlish Knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniggits!!!
Sry, forgrot to close parens after Frawnsch.
Y noe kin edit? Iz stoopy.
Iz K, woozled — WerdPretzel wood prolly nom ur kloas printyseez ennywaiz n putz n uh smylee fays (sorta liek dis…)
Runz awai! Runz awai!
donut step in teh cow-kitteh-piyz……
knot faire. cow-kitteh can leev cow-kitteh-piyz in ur shooz.
Kitteh sez taht tihs bees her iymytashun ov ‘Elsie teh Bourden Caow’;
(Hmmmmm, yuu nawt bees iympresseded!!)
K,……butt Kitteh sez pleez, Pleez, PLEEZ, duu nawt triez tuu mylke her!!!!
*munches poppycorn an waits furr teh poasts ub owtrage*
*pulls up chair by Kafleen*
I can has popcorm, too? I bringed marfmellows for when teh flames get goin good, and toklit an gramcrackers so wes can has s’mores.
mmmmm. s’mores.
kno owtrage heer, ai thinks that kitteh shud hab a belli rub!
to mak up fur teh tippin.
hoo’s got teh snorgul snorkul?
ai can haz s’more?
btw, ai just addeded pikshures awn teh yahooooooooooo syte!
I meks u wun!
ohai, sneeky! luk at mai commint below fur a supryz!
Hmmph! ohai, kafleen, yur sinein naim iz bloo so it lukz liek cud fined yur paje but it won’t show me nuffingz. dis craizee fing! Ai fink wp iz part of plot tu kepe us orf balans mintuly.
Oh, foo. Dat linky not good. Nat nawty linky. U click on mah linky noaw.
It good.
smores!!
yew are a sneeky dawnkee noaw??? oh noes!!!!
Oh, juss fur teh moment
Hi dere, udder Kafleen.
I is wurrkin on a note too u in mah mind. I is tryin to condense it down frum
a book.
I’s so cormfuzed. Dere som manees Kafleens. Some Kafleens am donkees, some am nawt. Some am nawt-sekkun, some am nawt.
I srry, Dr. Tinycat. As furr as I knoe, onlee wun Donkey exsists. Dat r
kafleen, or kafleentehsneakydonkey, or crockygatur, or buttpaintroll.
I not can think ub any uther ub mah aliases rite now…
Uh, ohs. Wait. I DOO theenk I saw anuddur donkey on heer….
*heddesk*
You will noe me by my wurks…
Mmmm. S’mooooores.
Whilst UR wating.. Heer’s alol I madid U Kafleen.. I haz bin triing 2 post it awl D dai!!! Since tihs MAWNING !! Grrrrr…. 4 Times….* Ratz*
Pls 2 add teh aich tee tee pee :// Maibe taht’ll werk!!
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mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1415712
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Bai naow tihs lol nawt seemz sew funni 2 mii!!
ohio iddd, i luvs ur lol 4 kafleen. it be berry phunnie
Gee… fanks, Punkin.
Teh REELLY funnee fing iz… now tehre will prawblee be elebenty ov ‘em!!! 
no leftovers b’day kakes?
I sabed sum furr u….
ty
::traiz an faylz tu haid snikerin::
I’m sawr…::snrk:: I’m sawree, kitteh. U iz :snkr:: riet; it nawt funee. Let meh halp u get upz..
BWaHAHAHAHA!!!1!!1!