thermometer…
thermometer… goes WHERE?!?!
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Put some pants on! Sheesh!
*town crier mode on*
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, One And All!
Today is owr own Kafleen teh Dawn Key’s birfdai! Wii hazzing a partee at teh third lolpic of teh dai, OhaiNoon Eestern Thyme. Ob corse birfdai wishez kan be lefted at NE ol tyme, butz teh fudz iz bedder at teh partee!
*town crier mode orf*
Con gratz Maus, Annipuss an 2_K awn brayde! I’m stumped 4 singing/danzin/drinkz!
Letz sayve dem fer Kafleen’s partee. Den we can has twyce as mennee!
Sownz gud tew mii! I’m habbin tribble, er trubble traynin mai teeny tiny burros foar their akt tihsnoon, an can uze teh tyme!
Maus, yu ar so sweet!
Happy Birfdai………….. dans dans dans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glNjsOHiBYs
hee hee!
hehehehehehehe…. funny one
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Aw, Maus!
Dat bee so…. *sniff*
I duzz a speshull littul firstee dants furr u rite naow! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57c8juDaoEE&feature=related
/trusts dat teh backgrown moosic bee nice and not say sum muffled nawty ting…
hee hee
ohai, Donkee!!! Happee Birfday!!
haow owld is yu in Donkee yeers?
just a bebbeh, Ai bets!!!
Manny Happee Retrunz!!
Tanks u, turtlol!!
Furr a donkey, I finkso I r pushin it….
I bee 43 tooday….
speekeeng ub babees…
http://www.asspirinacres.com/images/somoneholdinga.jpg
an yu donut luk a dai over 42!
*snurt*
an you gots da boddee of a 41 yr old!
You give that back RIGHT NOW!
I gots teh boddee ub TOO 41 yeer olds…
*snurt*
Yu put dose 2 firemins rite bak ware yu foundid tehm, yung donkey!!
an I so happee you gots whut you reely wanted fer your barfdai–now gets on down to the NB! Hurry! Fyrmens know how to hurry.
Knowin when to hurry – gud.
Knowin when NAWT to hurry – pricesless.
*snurt* U gais!
oh, Kafleen, Ai didn’t meen fur yu to spill teh beens. Ai ment, in DONKEE yeers, lyke in goggie yeers, yu cood say yu wuz too or fwee or sumting!
besydes, yu iz ten yeers yunger den Ai iz, and yu sush a lubberly yung ting…..
aw..pshaw! *hoof flop* I not mind! I is prowd ub mah age! I still
enjoy getting a yeer older! I nebbur owtgrowd dat!
Ai has to be owt uv teh hous at teh partee tiem, so…
HAPPEE BIRFDAY, KAFLEEN, AN MENNY HAPPITAYL RETURNZ!
Hoep yur partee iz teh gratest! Ai is droppin off sum angel fud caek, wif strawberriez.
Dans dans dans…
Tanks, u!!
{{{{cassidy}}}}
*mouf full*
Angel Food bee k furr brekfuss, rite? Rite?
Awn ur birfdai u can eet ennifink u wants!
HAPPI BIRFDAI KAFLEEN!!!!!!:lol:
Tank u!
*noms a swtrawberreh*
Yup!
O noes I maded exactly the same comment at exactly the same time!
Concats to Uz
Yesh. We is teh coolest, I finks…
How can Iz disagree?
Tehn u noe ware clawz goe after
Plz to be putting on some pants
Kthx
GMTA!
At leest warm yur hands!
Oar teh fermemiter – oar bofe
Wen ai traid tu taek mai kitteh’s tempersure, he tohl me ai hed dun sum weird tings in our laife tugedder, but dat tuk deh CAKE!
Dat is stranglee adorubbul.
Dearest Kafleen,
happitaily birf day 2 our favorit flavourit dawn key!!!!1!! Ai lubz teh pretti dans u’ve poasted fur-ther up teh fred. Ai wishes u a bery happi berth day and menny returnz of teh day! ****smooocch****
*verreh verreh gentlee pats owr littul worm fren*
Tanks u berry much!
{{{{upfi}}}}
♥
Kafleen, I sayded teh partee wuz tew b at noon, an then I cna’t fer sure come, sew, heer is mai birfdai wishes:
The majic Oryentul Carpit haz a straynge comtrapshun awn it. It is a set ov matched flootz, several syzez. Teeny tiny burroez r werkin teh bellowzwz, blowing teh air into teh flootz. Menny ovver TTburroez iz dantsin awn teh keyz, tew mayke teh sawng com owt rite:
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Happee birfdai tew yooo,
♫ ♫
Happee Birfdai tew yoooo
♫ ♫
Happee Birfdai, deer Kaf-leeeee-eeeen!
♫ ♫
Happee birfdai tew yooooooo! ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
An heer iz anovver 3-aker chawklit caek foar awl tew eet!
Menny happee returmz, deer Kafleen!
Ohhhh….*hoofs clasped*
Dat’s BOOTIMUSS!
Wutt a bootifull mental imuj!
TAnks u, tanks u…I wishes u a bootifull day, too…
an {{{{{zauberflote}}}}} furr ur wurk!!! ♥
Tank u, n happee birdday!
Kitteh ahlso assured me he was fine-fine-fine-fine-fine and didnte need his tempershure taeken.
tank u!
u will feel mai pointi ends…
Wat u meen “Wii is outta fudz”
Ohai rhsb!! Lookee wut teh hoomanz haz puttinged awn teh floor bai teh bed! Itz a fisheeTV!! See awl teh fysheez? *flopz awn syde, reechez owt delikat blakk paw tew touch tank*
**iz mezmerized bai teh fisheez, eielidz gettin hevvyur**
whylez yu iz hypnomityzed by teh fishies, repeatz after me:
Ebery day, in ebery way, I am feeling happytail.
Happytail r me.
Ebery dai…..wai…**curls up and goes to sleep, wif tayle cuvverin noes**
*delikat blakk paw hookz a fishie owt of tank*
*plopz it awn rhsb’s noez*
Cmawn, gurl, wakie wakie ryse an shyne! Wii gotz fishiez!!!
**wakes up 4 a minnit**
HAI! Whai iz mai noes wet?
**goes bak 2 sleep**
*putz poor fyshie bakk in tank*
*Goze tew join booklion and MOS in teh laying awn of paws*
Peas and harmownee an love an joy tew u deer rhsb!
*whispers in rhsb’s ear*
happitail…happytale…happy…
*whispurrs go straight to rhsb’s brain, tidying up teh synapsez, organamarizing teh brayn cells, bringing more happiness to rhsb every day.*
*reaches over from otter side*
*putz paw on rhsb’s face*
*Vulcat mind melt commentses*
yr thots to my thots
.
peas, love, joy to yr thots…
Oh Hai rhsb!! I haz a liddul song fer u:
♫♪
wun liddul, too liddul, free liddul wite sellz,
fore liddul, five liddul, sikz liddul wite sellz,
seben liddul, ate liddul, nine liddul wite sellz,
ten liddul wite sellz growing strong!
♫♪
ten liddul, twennee liddul, firtee liddul wite sellz,
fortee liddul, fiftee liddul, sikztee liddul wite sellz,
sebentee liddul, atee liddul, ninetee liddul wite sellz,
hunderd liddul wite sellz growing strong!!
♫♪
{{{rhsb}}}
GMTA all ubs U farthest-from-lastest.
Dis pictoor luks jes liek my dis-ting-wished, elderlee gennelmun kitteh.
Xsept he duzzint youshally let de kamura get dat cloez to hims.
Get dat thin’ offa mah fayce, hooman!
Whut ? ? ? no KY jelli furst ? ? ?? ? DO NOT WANT
an wai you snappin on da rubber glubs? dose are not for handz…dose are for da hoomins heds for brayn contaynimentashun….you know, CHRG!
WUT?…..huh?
wut yu meenz, nawt enuf cheezburgers fur teh birfday partee????
duz dominoz delibber cheezburgers????
Oh most beauticious of Donkees. ur birfday glow lights up teh mornin sky!
may u has many mure birfdays (elebenty gazillion!) an each 1 mure happytail dan teh last.
HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!
Oh most beauticious of Donkees. ur birfday glow lights up teh mornin sky!
Dat bringed a stingy tear to mah eye.
How bootifull.
Duz it lite up teh Africun sky? Wutt a marvellus theeng too see in mah mind…
Oh Lady Kafleen, iz tried teh sent yu a linkee tu teh Africun sunrise but teh rassafrassin pffft (bad wurd in kitteh talk) wurdpretzel ated it.
Pleeze try Google Images “African Sunrise/African Sunsets”
Marvellus iz teh wurd!
P.S. dere iz a taown in my land of far, far away dat has a statyoo onoring donkees in teh toawn square.
kthx Happy B-day!
Is it dis wun??
http://www.static.flickr.com/81/227847909_ee76b6123a.jpg
doan putt dat h and t and t and p part in dere.
Ol stoopy wurd press. I gunna hoof it.
grrrrr…bad linky!
ordrs frms de mcdonlds if nt enuf cheezburgers!!
hapy b-day!
bootifull snowrose!
wutt a lubblee name!
Oh man, this reminds me of the first time my one cat had her temperature taken at the vet. When the vet put the thermometer in, the cat’s eyes went wide and she looked at me imploringly, then she turned and hissed at the vet. Once the vet was done, the cat then huddled into my arms, as if to say, “Whatever I did, I’m so sorry, but please don’t ever let that happen to me again!”
Dis remines meh ub sebbral yeers ago, wen a certun boy wuz axed verreh politely
an professhunally by his doctor if he could perform a certain “invasive” act.
Boy replied ebbur so politely an ernestly back, “No thank you.”
I snurted.
after such exam, one ob mai guy patients told me I shudda taken him to dinner first den he aksed me if mai momma knew whut Ai wuz doin for a living!
Awww.
Mai larst kitteh, Riley-Wan Katnobi (hoo died a yeer ago at teh riep old age ov 19) uzed 2 get this totaly owtraigd luk on hiz fase wen teh vet put in teh themo…thermomome…eevil stik ov doom. He wuz awl liek “Howe dair u sur. Wi hardlee now eech uther.”
datz cauze de thermometr iz cold mi kitteh runz whens we mentions “vet”
Tihs pikshure luuks exaklee liek mai Russhin Bloo Boi wen weez tuuked hims tuu Dr. TinyKat Vet teh uvver dai; (Dr.TKV bees ebben tineeure tahn teh uoosual Dr.TK)!!!!!
Owr RBB haz a boo-boo awn hims eiey; Dr.TKV sez taht RBB’s third eiselidd bees iynboulved (?-Ai nebber knoewed kittehs haz third eiselidds!!!!);
EnnyHoo, weez hasta gibb RBB an anteebyotik ebberee 4 howrs; (joi, joi!!)
Tihs meens weez rapps RBB iyn 2 rlly sturdee taowels; tehn weez shutez teh med iyntu hims mouf wif a syringe; (wifaowt a needel onnit, ov coarse!!!)
Rbb luuvs tuu bees rapped up, but hatez teh med; hims mouf foamez like crazee!!
Ai rlly duz nawt liek tuu hasta goes thru tihs prohceedure, butt iyts necesaree;
Kitteh rlly hatez teh med inna mouf:
that reminds me when yogi kitteh hadz an infekshunz himz not lyke the meds
2, I managed to gibe hime the meds but only after been on the receiving endz of himz clawz and teethses and running after himz tankfulleh him got bettuh in
a coupla dayz, I was bery close 2 gibing up.
I hadz da doobeeyuss plezyoor uv howldin uh 6-munf owld kitteh naymd Rascal (himz livz up 2 himz naym, 2) sew himz cood gitz himz Feelyon Lookeemeeyuh vacci… vaxin… shot. Himz wiggld n waggld sumfin feers, maykin uh berree diffykult moovin targit. N da end, himz gotted himz shot, but batween da baginnin n da end …
…
lemme jess sai dat I M naow purr-tekted aginst Feelyon Lookeemeeyuh
LOL!
Ai wuz prittee cloase tuu be gibbing up awn Chewdai Mourning;
Hims foughted me soe haurd, taht hims mouf wuz bleadyng frum hims gnashyng hims teef;
Ai feeled soe badd & sez tuu mai husbin: “Wut weez gunna duu?”
Soe Ai called Dr TinyKatVet; Ai sujjestid rappyng hims inna taowel;
adn tehm sez: “Yesh, guud ideeah!!!”;
Tehms sez taht afture hims wuz rapped up inna taowel, hims wud geyt rlly madd adn oapen hims mouf:
Adn taht’s wen Ai shud skwirtez teh med beetweenes hims teef; :
Wel, iyt wurked rlly veree wel; butt tehn Ai gotted a migraine;
Wunna mai kittehz be berry gud about me poppin a pihl daun his trhroate, bud he laikes moufe gaems. Laike nippee hanz wen u pet him, an laz naite he reelee wanned to restle and uze teef wen ai tuk bak n frond lehgs on une saide in mai hand an move dem in an out, up n daun, whaile he lying in bed. Gud gaem, but ai godda purteckt mai hanz.
Izzan offull taztin pihl ai gib him. He an ai uze deh same antihizzameens. He laike pihl bedder den wettystuhf rubbed ahl obber him.
U ken sumetimes see deh thurd ailid…izdeh waite membrane dat slides bak wen day wake up, or sumetimes id will cover aie, speshallee wid bebbees or reelee sleepee kittehns n goggees. Ai tink iz called deh nictatin membrane or sumtin laike dat.
Du yu gedda plai “Chase deh Kitteh”? Bardee n ai plai dat wen ai wanna put stuff on himz ichee places. Ai speshallee laike it wen ai lade fur wurk awreddy.
Yesh; hims hidez unner teh bedd adn Ai kan nawt katch hims;
Hims knoes wen Ai bees cumming wif teh meds;
Soe mai husbin puttez smaull boardes aroun teh bedd soe Russhin Bloo Boi kan nawt kraul unner tehre adn entrenchez himseylfe liek inna fourtress;
Ai wil fank CC wen teh anteebyotik iys awl useded up!!!!!!!
Ai bedja will be!
Mai Bennee-boi iz in hoppital. He awl naut feel gud. An poopoo waz stuck in bakend an wudnt cum oud. An hiz teef wen bad. He nebber wan me tu luk, bud he stopt eetin hiz hard treets and naut much gushee eeder. Lusin waite.
My v-e-t (have to spells it, they knows the wordz) uses an electronic thermometr and my kittehs hate the ‘beep’ when itz done…
U wood fink deyd b happetaylz 2 heer da beep, noein dat itz ober wif…
kittehs hates de vets anyways
mai kitteh gets de car sik….
Mai Josie usta get car sik 2. Nawt fun.
mebbe he saws dis teeshurt http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/popculture/a359/zoom/
boi iz DAT weeerd…dont advize lookin
Naut berree naice….dohn tink ai need diz fur mai tshurt cleckshun
The Philistines! “Ridicule what you cannot understand!”
Send those shirts to some impoverished tribe in the Amazon Basin who can’t read English! Perhaps THEN there will be some good pulled out of them!
Oh, I’m sorry, t-shirt people! Was I being too subtle?
How about this:
“Whoever invented this shirt design SUCKS!!!!!”
…Okay, I go take meds now.
gud idee about what tu du wid em. Agwee hartilee!
Butz y vet haf to keep merthermometer in fridge?
she pukeded ons mai book once
“I can’t swallow that.”
“Well, then good news. It’s a suppository!”
- Futurama
haha!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Happeh, happeh burfdai,
kaffleen, deer,
happy daiz will comez
2 yoo awl yer;
if i had won wisch
then it wood B—
a happeh, happeh burfdai
4 yoo frum mii!!!!
Tank you, tank you!!!
happy b-day kaffleen!
tank u!
*throws confetty*
lotsa happi birfdai wishes!!
*does littl dans*
is yur birfdai! is yur birfdai! yay!!
{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}
*frolicks in cunfettee*
may cheezburgers fallz lik rains around u!
*shudder*
Happy Birfdai Kafleen♪♫
WP bees eetinged mai comintzes
*brasser, frasser, grumbil grumbil*
Ai well trai tew postingz N peesis
Whew, finelee gawt posted, WP bees eetingz mai greetingz too yoo.
May R fabrit Donkee hab teh britest, moast wundermuss birfdais tewdai.
*hands kafleen a chonklit cobbered apul wiff brite cannuls !!!
Hab ennywun toad yew hao nyce yew R laytlee? Oar hao mush wee lubb yoo?
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I seed ! I posted on nightmare thred! {{{{{{fishunkitteh}}}}
Ai glad comintzes finley poasted. It tooked bowt our forum tew cum froo. Sry bowt teh repeet. {{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}
I vol….vlun…heps at cat shelter and had to temp big fat lazy cat. Neber saw him move so fast!!!
ROTFLMAO!
Qwik! Runz an haidz!!!
Kafleen….wai we tawk aboud yer birfdai an shubbing tings upda backside ubba kitteh ad dah saem taime?
Backside?
Wuttchu talkin bowt, willis?
it dussunt go unnur him tung?
*snurt*
Hahaha.. this shocking kitty face.. reminds me of my neighborhood.. she looks definitely the same with..
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Dat fermomiter dam neer kilt um!
thermomitter goes where? rly! I don’t getz it!
sumbuddy plees explayn!:(
In dah bakkend. Opening beneef tail, tu put delicatelee
RLY? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. disgusting.:P
Oh zee termomeder. Augh!
izz yu who sum1 mentionz donut here???
mmMMMmmmmmm donut
runzzz thermomederr runzzz quikkk like yuz been the wind
oh noes…
I hate when things go up my arse to!
awww
i LOVE thiss pic .. it’s my favouritee EVERRRR 
(L) xo
cat looks like eddie murphy :-O !!
noo kitteh cant look lik hooman. itz not possibell O.o
dat spookee noes i sed noes (noeonez want it derz O_O