Make Lolcats and Funny Pictures. Share them with Your Friends, Family and The World!

More Lolz: Lolcats Loldogs Lol Celebs Funny Look-Alikes Lol News & Politics Fun With Charts Fail Pix & Vids Engrish Lolspeak Wiki

 

« Previous Tru Heeros | i had a nightmare Next »


thermometer…

cat

thermometer… goes WHERE?!?!

goes heer. it nawt hurt. rly.

picture: Jean Carroll. lol caption: FIONAb

» Recaption This

Incorrect credit or offensive?

Add this to your blog:
(Copy & paste code)

131 Comments »

Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Maus

Put some pants on! Sheesh!

zauberflote

*town crier mode on*

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, One And All!

Today is owr own Kafleen teh Dawn Key’s birfdai! Wii hazzing a partee at teh third lolpic of teh dai, OhaiNoon Eestern Thyme. Ob corse birfdai wishez kan be lefted at NE ol tyme, butz teh fudz iz bedder at teh partee!

*town crier mode orf*

zauberflote

Con gratz Maus, Annipuss an 2_K awn brayde! I’m stumped 4 singing/danzin/drinkz!

Maus

Letz sayve dem fer Kafleen’s partee. Den we can has twyce as mennee!

zauberflote

Sownz gud tew mii! I’m habbin tribble, er trubble traynin mai teeny tiny burros foar their akt tihsnoon, an can uze teh tyme!

 
 
kafleen

Aw, Maus!

Dat bee so…. *sniff*

I duzz a speshull littul firstee dants furr u rite naow! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57c8juDaoEE&feature=related

/trusts dat teh backgrown moosic bee nice and not say sum muffled nawty ting…
hee hee

turtlol

ohai, Donkee!!! Happee Birfday!!
haow owld is yu in Donkee yeers?
just a bebbeh, Ai bets!!!
Manny Happee Retrunz!!

kafleen

Tanks u, turtlol!! :)

Furr a donkey, I finkso I r pushin it….

I bee 43 tooday…. :P

 
Ambercat

an yu donut luk a dai over 42!

SueBooCat

an you gots da boddee of a 41 yr old!

Maus

You give that back RIGHT NOW!

(Comments wont nest below this level)
 
kafleen

I gots teh boddee ub TOO 41 yeer olds…

*snurt*

(Comments wont nest below this level)
idansdansdans

Yu put dose 2 firemins rite bak ware yu foundid tehm, yung donkey!!

 
SueBooCat

an I so happee you gots whut you reely wanted fer your barfdai–now gets on down to the NB! Hurry! Fyrmens know how to hurry.

 
leeza-b

Knowin when to hurry - gud.
Knowin when NAWT to hurry - pricesless.

 
 
 
 
 
 
turtlol

oh, Kafleen, Ai didn’t meen fur yu to spill teh beens. Ai ment, in DONKEE yeers, lyke in goggie yeers, yu cood say yu wuz too or fwee or sumting!
besydes, yu iz ten yeers yunger den Ai iz, and yu sush a lubberly yung ting…..

kafleen

aw..pshaw! *hoof flop* I not mind! I is prowd ub mah age! I still
enjoy getting a yeer older! I nebbur owtgrowd dat! :lol:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Cassidy

Ai has to be owt uv teh hous at teh partee tiem, so…

HAPPEE BIRFDAY, KAFLEEN, AN MENNY HAPPITAYL RETURNZ!

Hoep yur partee iz teh gratest! Ai is droppin off sum angel fud caek, wif strawberriez.

Dans dans dans…

kafleen

:!:

Tanks, u!!

{{{{cassidy}}}}

*mouf full* 8-O Angel Food bee k furr brekfuss, rite? Rite?

annipuss

Awn ur birfdai u can eet ennifink u wants!
HAPPI BIRFDAI KAFLEEN!!!!!!:lol:

 
 
 
 
 
 
two_kittehs

O noes I maded exactly the same comment at exactly the same time!
Concats to Uz

Maus

Yesh. We is teh coolest, I finks… :wink:

two_kittehs

How can Iz disagree?

 
 
 
 
annipuss

Tehn u noe ware clawz goe after

 
two_kittehs

Plz to be putting on some pants
Kthx

 
 
Ruth James

At leest warm yur hands!

annipuss

Oar teh fermemiter - oar bofe

 
 
JAJEH

Wen ai traid tu taek mai kitteh’s tempersure, he tohl me ai hed dun sum weird tings in our laife tugedder, but dat tuk deh CAKE!

upfi

Dearest Kafleen,

happitaily birf day 2 our favorit flavourit dawn key!!!!1!! Ai lubz teh pretti dans u’ve poasted fur-ther up teh fred. Ai wishes u a bery happi berth day and menny returnz of teh day! ****smooocch****

kafleen

*verreh verreh gentlee pats owr littul worm fren*

Tanks u berry much!

{{{{upfi}}}}

zauberflote

Kafleen, I sayded teh partee wuz tew b at noon, an then I cna’t fer sure come, sew, heer is mai birfdai wishes:

The majic Oryentul Carpit haz a straynge comtrapshun awn it. It is a set ov matched flootz, several syzez. Teeny tiny burroez r werkin teh bellowzwz, blowing teh air into teh flootz. Menny ovver TTburroez iz dantsin awn teh keyz, tew mayke teh sawng com owt rite:

♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

Happee birfdai tew yooo,

♫ ♫

Happee Birfdai tew yoooo

♫ ♫

Happee Birfdai, deer Kaf-leeeee-eeeen!

♫ ♫

Happee birfdai tew yooooooo! ♫ ♫

♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

An heer iz anovver 3-aker chawklit caek foar awl tew eet!

Menny happee returmz, deer Kafleen!

kafleen

Ohhhh….*hoofs clasped*

Dat’s BOOTIMUSS!

Wutt a bootifull mental imuj!

TAnks u, tanks u…I wishes u a bootifull day, too…

an {{{{{zauberflote}}}}} furr ur wurk!!! ♥

 
 
 
 
JAJEH

Tank u, n happee birdday!

Kitteh ahlso assured me he was fine-fine-fine-fine-fine and didnte need his tempershure taeken.

 
 
 
 
nvr2manykittehs

u will feel mai pointi ends…

 
rhsb

Wat u meen “Wii is outta fudz”

zauberflote

Ohai rhsb!! Lookee wut teh hoomanz haz puttinged awn teh floor bai teh bed! Itz a fisheeTV!! See awl teh fysheez? *flopz awn syde, reechez owt delikat blakk paw tew touch tank*

rhsb

**iz mezmerized bai teh fisheez, eielidz gettin hevvyur**

booklion

whylez yu iz hypnomityzed by teh fishies, repeatz after me:
Ebery day, in ebery way, I am feeling happytail.
Happytail r me.

rhsb

Ebery dai…..wai…**curls up and goes to sleep, wif tayle cuvverin noes**

zauberflote

*delikat blakk paw hookz a fishie owt of tank*

*plopz it awn rhsb’s noez*

Cmawn, gurl, wakie wakie ryse an shyne! Wii gotz fishiez!!!

rhsb

**wakes up 4 a minnit**

HAI! Whai iz mai noes wet?

**goes bak 2 sleep**

zauberflote

*putz poor fyshie bakk in tank*

*Goze tew join booklion and MOS in teh laying awn of paws*

Peas and harmownee an love an joy tew u deer rhsb!

 
 
 
booklion

*whispers in rhsb’s ear*
happitail…happytale…happy…
*whispurrs go straight to rhsb’s brain, tidying up teh synapsez, organamarizing teh brayn cells, bringing more happiness to rhsb every day.*

mary O'Spockn

*reaches over from otter side*
*putz paw on rhsb’s face*
*Vulcat mind melt commentses*
yr thots to my thots
.

peas, love, joy to yr thots…

 
 
 
 
 
 
cweenmj

Oh Hai rhsb!! I haz a liddul song fer u:
♫♪
wun liddul, too liddul, free liddul wite sellz,
fore liddul, five liddul, sikz liddul wite sellz,
seben liddul, ate liddul, nine liddul wite sellz,
ten liddul wite sellz growing strong!
♫♪
ten liddul, twennee liddul, firtee liddul wite sellz,
fortee liddul, fiftee liddul, sikztee liddul wite sellz,
sebentee liddul, atee liddul, ninetee liddul wite sellz,
hunderd liddul wite sellz growing strong!!
♫♪
{{{rhsb}}}

cweenmj

:oops: Mai bad!! dis shudda ben fer pb2k. :oops: sew mennee nishulz rownd heer — sumtimez i getz confuzzullated. :oops:

 
 
 
MomCatAnna

GMTA all ubs U farthest-from-lastest.

Dis pictoor luks jes liek my dis-ting-wished, elderlee gennelmun kitteh.
Xsept he duzzint youshally let de kamura get dat cloez to hims.

 
Sakee

Get dat thin’ offa mah fayce, hooman!

 
LifeLover

Whut ? ? ? no KY jelli furst ? ? ?? ? DO NOT WANT

SueBooCat

an wai you snappin on da rubber glubs? dose are not for handz…dose are for da hoomins heds for brayn contaynimentashun….you know, CHRG!

 
 
turtlol

WUT?…..huh?
wut yu meenz, nawt enuf cheezburgers fur teh birfday partee????
duz dominoz delibber cheezburgers????