thermometer…

thermometer… goes WHERE?!?!
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thermometer… goes WHERE?!?!
picture: Jean Carroll. lol caption: FIONAb
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Put some pants on! Sheesh!
*town crier mode on*
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, One And All!
Today is owr own Kafleen teh Dawn Key’s birfdai! Wii hazzing a partee at teh third lolpic of teh dai, OhaiNoon Eestern Thyme. Ob corse birfdai wishez kan be lefted at NE ol tyme, butz teh fudz iz bedder at teh partee!
*town crier mode orf*
Con gratz Maus, Annipuss an 2_K awn brayde! I’m stumped 4 singing/danzin/drinkz!
Letz sayve dem fer Kafleen’s partee. Den we can has twyce as mennee!
Sownz gud tew mii! I’m habbin tribble, er trubble traynin mai teeny tiny burros foar their akt tihsnoon, an can uze teh tyme!
Maus, yu ar so sweet!
Happy Birfdai………….. dans dans dans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glNjsOHiBYs
hee hee!
hehehehehehehe…. funny one
- http://www.AnyInput.Com
Aw, Maus!
Dat bee so…. *sniff*
I duzz a speshull littul firstee dants furr u rite naow! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57c8juDaoEE&feature=related
/trusts dat teh backgrown moosic bee nice and not say sum muffled nawty ting…
hee hee
ohai, Donkee!!! Happee Birfday!!
haow owld is yu in Donkee yeers?
just a bebbeh, Ai bets!!!
Manny Happee Retrunz!!
Tanks u, turtlol!!
Furr a donkey, I finkso I r pushin it….
I bee 43 tooday….
speekeeng ub babees…
http://www.asspirinacres.com/images/somoneholdinga.jpg
an yu donut luk a dai over 42!
*snurt*
an you gots da boddee of a 41 yr old!
You give that back RIGHT NOW!
I gots teh boddee ub TOO 41 yeer olds…
*snurt*
Yu put dose 2 firemins rite bak ware yu foundid tehm, yung donkey!!
an I so happee you gots whut you reely wanted fer your barfdai–now gets on down to the NB! Hurry! Fyrmens know how to hurry.
Knowin when to hurry - gud.
Knowin when NAWT to hurry - pricesless.
*snurt* U gais!
oh, Kafleen, Ai didn’t meen fur yu to spill teh beens. Ai ment, in DONKEE yeers, lyke in goggie yeers, yu cood say yu wuz too or fwee or sumting!
besydes, yu iz ten yeers yunger den Ai iz, and yu sush a lubberly yung ting…..
aw..pshaw! *hoof flop* I not mind! I is prowd ub mah age! I still
enjoy getting a yeer older! I nebbur owtgrowd dat!
Ai has to be owt uv teh hous at teh partee tiem, so…
HAPPEE BIRFDAY, KAFLEEN, AN MENNY HAPPITAYL RETURNZ!
Hoep yur partee iz teh gratest! Ai is droppin off sum angel fud caek, wif strawberriez.
Dans dans dans…
Tanks, u!!
{{{{cassidy}}}}
*mouf full*
Angel Food bee k furr brekfuss, rite? Rite?
Awn ur birfdai u can eet ennifink u wants!
HAPPI BIRFDAI KAFLEEN!!!!!!:lol:
Tank u!
*noms a swtrawberreh*
Yup!
O noes I maded exactly the same comment at exactly the same time!
Concats to Uz
Yesh. We is teh coolest, I finks…
How can Iz disagree?
Tehn u noe ware clawz goe after
Plz to be putting on some pants
Kthx
GMTA!
At leest warm yur hands!
Oar teh fermemiter - oar bofe
Wen ai traid tu taek mai kitteh’s tempersure, he tohl me ai hed dun sum weird tings in our laife tugedder, but dat tuk deh CAKE!
Dat is stranglee adorubbul.
Dearest Kafleen,
happitaily birf day 2 our favorit flavourit dawn key!!!!1!! Ai lubz teh pretti dans u’ve poasted fur-ther up teh fred. Ai wishes u a bery happi berth day and menny returnz of teh day! ****smooocch****
*verreh verreh gentlee pats owr littul worm fren*
Tanks u berry much!
{{{{upfi}}}}
♥
Kafleen, I sayded teh partee wuz tew b at noon, an then I cna’t fer sure come, sew, heer is mai birfdai wishes:
The majic Oryentul Carpit haz a straynge comtrapshun awn it. It is a set ov matched flootz, several syzez. Teeny tiny burroez r werkin teh bellowzwz, blowing teh air into teh flootz. Menny ovver TTburroez iz dantsin awn teh keyz, tew mayke teh sawng com owt rite:
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Happee birfdai tew yooo,
♫ ♫
Happee Birfdai tew yoooo
♫ ♫
Happee Birfdai, deer Kaf-leeeee-eeeen!
♫ ♫
Happee birfdai tew yooooooo! ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
An heer iz anovver 3-aker chawklit caek foar awl tew eet!
Menny happee returmz, deer Kafleen!
Ohhhh….*hoofs clasped*
Dat’s BOOTIMUSS!
Wutt a bootifull mental imuj!
TAnks u, tanks u…I wishes u a bootifull day, too…
an {{{{{zauberflote}}}}} furr ur wurk!!! ♥
Tank u, n happee birdday!
Kitteh ahlso assured me he was fine-fine-fine-fine-fine and didnte need his tempershure taeken.
tank u!
u will feel mai pointi ends…
Wat u meen “Wii is outta fudz”
Ohai rhsb!! Lookee wut teh hoomanz haz puttinged awn teh floor bai teh bed! Itz a fisheeTV!! See awl teh fysheez? *flopz awn syde, reechez owt delikat blakk paw tew touch tank*
**iz mezmerized bai teh fisheez, eielidz gettin hevvyur**
whylez yu iz hypnomityzed by teh fishies, repeatz after me:
Ebery day, in ebery way, I am feeling happytail.
Happytail r me.
Ebery dai…..wai…**curls up and goes to sleep, wif tayle cuvverin noes**
*delikat blakk paw hookz a fishie owt of tank*
*plopz it awn rhsb’s noez*
Cmawn, gurl, wakie wakie ryse an shyne! Wii gotz fishiez!!!
**wakes up 4 a minnit**
HAI! Whai iz mai noes wet?
**goes bak 2 sleep**
*putz poor fyshie bakk in tank*
*Goze tew join booklion and MOS in teh laying awn of paws*
Peas and harmownee an love an joy tew u deer rhsb!
*whispers in rhsb’s ear*
happitail…happytale…happy…
*whispurrs go straight to rhsb’s brain, tidying up teh synapsez, organamarizing teh brayn cells, bringing more happiness to rhsb every day.*
*reaches over from otter side*
*putz paw on rhsb’s face*
*Vulcat mind melt commentses*
yr thots to my thots
.
peas, love, joy to yr thots…
Oh Hai rhsb!! I haz a liddul song fer u:
♫♪
wun liddul, too liddul, free liddul wite sellz,
fore liddul, five liddul, sikz liddul wite sellz,
seben liddul, ate liddul, nine liddul wite sellz,
ten liddul wite sellz growing strong!
♫♪
ten liddul, twennee liddul, firtee liddul wite sellz,
fortee liddul, fiftee liddul, sikztee liddul wite sellz,
sebentee liddul, atee liddul, ninetee liddul wite sellz,
hunderd liddul wite sellz growing strong!!
♫♪
{{{rhsb}}}
GMTA all ubs U farthest-from-lastest.
Dis pictoor luks jes liek my dis-ting-wished, elderlee gennelmun kitteh.
Xsept he duzzint youshally let de kamura get dat cloez to hims.
Get dat thin’ offa mah fayce, hooman!
Whut ? ? ? no KY jelli furst ? ? ?? ? DO NOT WANT
an wai you snappin on da rubber glubs? dose are not for handz…dose are for da hoomins heds for brayn contaynimentashun….you know, CHRG!
WUT?…..huh?
wut yu meenz, nawt enuf cheezburgers fur teh birfday partee????
duz dominoz delibber cheezburgers????