
You know … there are other treez Bob ..!
askhully dere no udder treez anymoar.
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You know … there are other treez Bob ..!
askhully dere no udder treez anymoar.
picture: Gopher. lol caption: icanhaz
Ohai, cheezpeeps!
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I innerupt diz LOLpic to bring an annowcymint: Yestidai I lerned dat I can has a donor match fer teh transplant (akshullee, I can has 3 matches)!!!
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So nao wii’z planning teh transplant – manee manee testsezez an bisits wif manee Dr. TinyCats. No datez has bin set, but I’z hoping fer soon!!
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Mai cownts ar duing well – I alzo gettid blud yestidai so mai hemogoblins ar bedder.
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I nao return yoo to yur reglarlee skeduyled LOLs.
YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYSSS!!!!!
I has a BIG happy fur u Pb2K!!
NE buddee noez if rhsb iz arownd? I wanna get cheezpeepz together 4 a toobin-down-teh-rivah trip todai, an shii shud come. Shii be habbin a sad todai, an nawt eben can haz werkz tew distrakt her.
I fink she is still under teh bed, but is chekkin in I hopes??
Toobin???? Woo-hoo! That is teh fun!!
I hopin tew lure her owt wif this toobin trip. An in enneebuddee noez hao tew dew teh rapidz, wii can raft teh rapids tew! An then I fot, a picnic supper, an den come bak heer an watch “Bringin Up Behbeh”.
Do we need a list to make sure we has everrything we needs?
April fresh summer breezes
Bug spray (eggsept SMOM)
Cool calming rivver to flote down
Donkeyz, if willing tew hawl toobz arownd
Ebberybuddee hoo wantz tew goez
Fun-luvvin cheezpeepz
Gud lookin gyde
Hatz
I…
icy creems fer snaks
jooses fer teh drinkings
kyoot guys to meet alawng teh wai
L…
icy creems fer snaks- ai read an thot u said fer snakes an wondered y u wants to feed teh snakes ur icy crem. Onct onna canoe trip we cap sized an did fine till ai spied a snakee swimmin towards me. Ai scweemed an let go uf teh canoe
wich we tehn hadz to chase down teh ribber.
ai red it the same way.
lol! sew did i!!
ackshully, (lolspeak off) where I used to go tubing, we tubed on a dam release… so there were always snakes up in the low hanging branches along the river, trying to escape the rising water, and it never failed that someone would knock one into their lap accidently! And of course we all laughed like h***…. (they were just harmless little water snakes
)
an unexpected reptile inna lap isn’t harmless, the reaction either scares or poisins the fishes.
Dose yew meens reeakshun ob hyoomin habbing snayk inna lap, palutes pantz, den palutes wadur? Dat bees mai reeakshun
or leap clear outta pants, den pollution occurs.
gibbin icy creem to snaikes for brain-freeze, allows time to escape the fangs of peril.
goot idear
wiff da forked tongue, dey can lick boff sides of icy creme cone at teh same tiem
snerk
Ineckstinkwishishabul sunshyne
Jorje (sew wii can love him an hug him)
Kanz ob soda, but pakk owt what u pakk in!!
Lemonayde, dittoz
M…
Many cookies….
Nice,kyoot guides…..
Orange slices
P….
Pineapple juice
Quinine (skeeters, ya know?)
Rum
Sneakers (river rocks and fish don’t just nibble on yer toes)
T…
re nibblin fish– I haz alot ob molez, an wuns teh Dr Tinycat sayded, “O, wii cawl that kynde ob mole (pointed at wun), wii cawlz it teh fishbait mole!” RROFL!!!!
WICH IZ WY I DOAN SVIM NEKKID!!!!
is u svedish dis veek, Dan?
a noo role u r playin, purrhaps?
*begs pardon*
sumting of verbal chamelon, I sound like whoever I’m around. confuses folk from time to time (wher ya from boy…I here it lots)
I did play a swede inna acting class in college, got props for doin’ it right.
I duz that myselfs sum.
U shud hear me talk after watchin
Coal Miner’s Daughter.
Go ahed, do sum Greta Garbo for us!
how ’bout I just look pale and tragic. can’t recall her voice and inflections.
*pale&tragic*
dat wurk?
oh yas.
U iz toatallee bleevabul!
Dan r u shur u is acting?
Shud we call Dr Tinycat??
oh noes, pleez no Dr.’s, dey offteims bring needles, hates needles wit pink and purple polka-dotted passion.
mai alliterativity let me show you it.
Pop, sodah
Qwikk hanz an feetzez fer avoidin teh catfish
Reellee comfy toobz
Shayde bai syde ob rivah
Totallee rokkin frenz
U…
Umbrellas(fer moar shade)…..
Vanilla iyce creem….
Ware shoes…
X….
(supposed to be water shoes…oops)
hay, we forgotted T!
but I guess that is for teh TUBES!!
xtra bearer bois for to halp us carry teh toobs if teh water is low
YNGs (of corse!)
Zingers
oops, sowry ZF, I see u had that T cobberd!
Ai fink rhsb sed she wuz goin 2 trie 2 sleep az much az possibul 2dai
She cud drift off to sleep in tube. Does ne1 have sunblok? Sunburn not so grate.
i can be nawt so yung nawt so nekked guide? but i nawt knoes where to goes. yu shoes me? plskthx. i gots a big tubes round heres somewheres.
Zingers!!! Yummmmm!!! I keeps minez in da
freezrrr, soooo gud onna hawt day!
Dat’s teh bestist nawt sekond ebber!
ai concu…cokn…ai agrees!!!!1!
meh 2! awl da best wishez *sendz positiv vibez*
PB2K thet iz berry happitail news. Iz sew wunnerful taht peeps r willing 2 b donors. I thin eye member u saying thet fambly dinnit match, sew u had 2 find others willing to donate. That’s allsome! Sending positib thots ur whey. {{{{PB2K}}}}
*Waves floofy paw*
An yoo kno yoo an yoor donorz aer inn ami prairz foar gud owtcumz!!!!
Hal lay lou yah!!
Taht’s rlly wunnerfull news PB2K;
Weez awl hoepyng foar teh veree bestes foar yuu!!
Yuu bees iyn owr harts adn prayures!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{ PB2K }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ohai PB2K!! Datz nawt un innerupshun … I agreez wif annipuss dat urz b da bestist nawt sekkund Ive red sintz joynin ICHC!!1!
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Conga ratz U lotionz onna match!!1! Prayrz n happeetaylz thot awl 4 U n ur recubbree!!1!
Good news! I hope everything works out well!
*A small portal opens in the Spayce-Thyme Continyoonomnom*
Very good news indeed!
*The portal closes*
i tho you gotted blowed up oar sumfin?
okay, needz moar coffee and “t” : tho=thot
*looks around*
i jest reyulized- sweetpea is missing; EM, duz you has anyfing to say bout dat?
I’ve been looking for her ever since the explosion. She is definitely MIA. I’m worried…
maybe she’s with teh missing skwirrlz…..??
OMG, I fergot about tehm! E.M. was cuvered wif dem wehn teh sploshun happuned…
well the skwirrlz are yooshully pretty gud abowt finding their ways home, so maybee they will shows up wif Sweetpea, I hopes?
Hii got kickded into next week– thus teh portal in teh S-T-C…….
I saw him goes flying bai mii ……. Hope he landz safelee. I b noeing himz ebil, but himz just a liddul mousee after all. Wooden want him 2 habbing deh owee.
… I got better …
better at wuht? yoo stil seemz ebil to mii, nys thots notwifstandink
I tinks teh Ebil Maus iz akshully pretty gud.
Look hao he helpeded rhsb onna tred last week!
And iz sending good wishes to PB2K!
YeeeeeHaaaawww!!!!!!!!!!! PB2K I haz a hyooj happitayle fer u!!!!!!!!! Testzez nawt teh fun, but 4 a good cawz. An God Bless Ur Donor!
ZF alsew sayz, YeeeeeHaaaaawwww!!!!!!!!
YAY!
So happitail to heer yer news, PB2K. and congrats on nawt sekund.
Maybe yoo wud liek a romantical dans, liek……a tango?
that ar great nuz, I ar keeping Uz in mah thots and crossing mah pawzes fur Uz
Yay PB2K!!! Dat b such gud newsez!!
mai hart wuz in deh rite place but mai braynez … now were did I leeve mai braynez?? ……. *lukz on kitchen kownter* ….. I noez I used 2 having sum…. …. *lukz in medsin chest in bafruum*…. …. Oh yeah, I need to take mai pills… … ….. *Lukz in bedruum* ….. Wut wuz I lukking 4? …. Oh, yeah. Braynez…. … …Dey due kum in handee sumtimez…. Oh, dere’s deh bracelet frum Jamamamama… *Putz it on* wuz I lukking fer sumthing? …. *wanders off.**
I ment 2 lefting u a messij deh uzzer day on deh fermomeeter pitcher, but I got pb2K mixted up wif rhsb.
ya widout brainz, hatz doan fit rite, and I for one needa hat to cobber da silver/grey/white. odderwize wearin’ show-blacks a waste-o-time.
Aifinkso yew musta bees happitayl fur habing teh hayer. Sum has teh bawld…
on sum bawld luks awsum, wit mai knotted, and scarred dome, it be laughable. Gotta buddy o mine who has the “Friar Tuck” look down to a science.
Lol, adn fren prolly nawt triing sew hard fur luuk, ai fink
well, it the glorious red beard that pulls it together. I hate him. (pure jelousy, well half jelous only one eye green)
Lol, wut kolor iz ovver eye?
teh blue i’z born wif.
*psst, cweenmj, if yoo hangs arown wile teh splortins goin on, yoo miet be able to grab sum useful workin bits ob brayn before the CCC gets tehre
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Ooooo. Dat’s a gud idea. *goez to hide in CCC.*
{{{{{{PwnedBy2Kittehs}}}}}}
Ai m sew happi fur u!!! Taht is wunnerfill nooz. Ai will asq teh CC tu taek gud cair ov u adn maek dis teh bestest transplant effer.
{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}} showerz uv posiprayres 2 u adn ur kittehs
hopping awl wheel b well cauzes u hasta gud owltlook adn lyk
marymary many many cheezfrens r looking 2 CC 2 carefully U!!
FAB-YOU-LUSS! congratz, and all teh gud lucks tew yoo!
so bewy bewy hapitail for u PB2K!!!!! tahts graate news indeeeeedy! and three matches–eben awesomer!
\o/ \o/ \o/ Woot!! \o/ \o/ \o/ Woot!! \o/ \o/ \o/
Conga-rats-shumalashunz, Martha/ PwnedBy2Kittehz!!
That r teh GRATE nooz!!
{{{{{{{{{ Martha / pb2k }}}}}}}}}}
[nololspeak] That’s really great to hear! Good luck and best wishes to you! [/nololspeak] congratulashuns foar beeng nawt sekund =]
oh pb2k taht iz marvllus nooz!!!1!! i haz big happee for yoo!11! i haz been on teh donor registry for manee yeers, not called yet but waytin evreeday, aslo i duz nayborhood fundrayzers mailing for leukemia and lymphoma society, iz cawz clos to my hart. (i haded gud frend hoo culd not find donor match, herz wuz mixed ethnic bakgrownd, verry hard to match, wuz so sad. her crossd teh brij riet aftur my yunger boy wuz born, she’z himz gardyun angel.) i will be sayin teh prayrz taht it all goze well for yoo!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ pb2k ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
pb2k, Iz bery glad to heer yur good news! I be keeping paws krossed fur yu!
Hopes all tests r gud en all systems go!
oh noes!
planes tranes and… trees????
But ….. dey not lukking like bobcatz 2 mii…..
akkording to Jerry Clower(rip, brilliant man), Lynx is a sooped-up bob cat.
Knock-im out John, Whaaaooowww
OMCC! i hadn thot uv Jerry Clower in yeeeers! fanks for mememembrin me….i lukded em up on utube n foun sum stuff, but nawt teh sooped-up bobcat
we still have two or three LP’s of his, course the grooves’re nearly worn flat after 35 years………..
ai juss chekded itunes n tehy havz bout lebenty-gazillion JC stories….mai haz to get some for mai teenkittehs to heer reel cleen hummer….
Ai’z nawt awk dat cumfortibul
Dat shud b AWL, nawt awk
but awk maeks cents iffn Bob moved himz elbo at just teh rite moment.
*eyes water in empathy, not sympathy, I noes sum boney peeplols*
Ai fort an awk wuz a burd til sumwun troddid on mai fut
Oi, warez mai abatar gon? Sumwun stoled it.
that may be the only bird we missed a few threads back, (enables aussie mode) good on you.
What a big floofy orange jumble!
wif reelee BIG pointee-ends
jumble inna jungle adna cats inna cradle
taht wazza bullast uv passed
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jethrotull/bungleinthejungle.html
new version of monorail cat?
dubble-dekker monorail cat nawt so grate, akshully
Great news on your donors,PB2K……
Ai iz nawt so far awai,so if you iz pleh and in teh hawspital,mebbe ai culd come visit ????
Hey…it took at leest 15 minnuts fer dis to post….stoopy werd press !!!
ware is u and Pb2K be libbin, Eeck?
Southeast Meeshigun.
Okays. Lots of midwesternurs here!
*small sad*
But too far for me to go vissit Pb2K wif u.
I will just has to vissit heer!!
Eeck! Dat wuld be DA BOMB ov teh funs!!! I’ll let y’all kno wehn I goze bak in to teh horsepistol fer teh transplant an den yoo can kum an bisit!!!
PB2K….grayt to heer abowt yer donors !!!!
Iffin u iz in teh hawspital & feelin pleh during awl teh proceedures,jus bemember dat ai iz nawt far awai !!!!
ya, eek. you’ll have to carry out good wishes for a large number of us are “the hell-n-gone” from michigan.
luv, peace, and chicken grease.
eeckthecat, when teh tyme cums, will yoo promiss to go to teh horspital an giv PB2K sum hugs in persun frum teh rest uv us cheez-peeps? It wuld mayk me feel bedder if yoo promiss. Will yoo swayr?
{{PB2K}} Ther – that is teh hug yoo must karry in persun fur meh . . .
Yesh…ai swayrs.
PB2K is a hop,skip & a jump frum mee,so no problems!
(duz aneebuddy say dat anee more ??)
….yesh,but teh snorgles are the bestest!!
Datz wut I fot. Dese kittehz are maykin mii pull mai 50′s BC awn berree berree tyte!!!! Hed still wanna splort *tug tug awn teh BC*
Here…has sum ducky taype.
****hands taype to ZB*****
O sew nao I’z ZauberBlote? Grate wai tew start teh dai…bloted!
Fabkz fer teh taype, eeck! *tanglez taype awl ober teh playce*
*snerk*
Zauber Bloat…
*snerk*
Akshully, juss a misssssspelling ov, “ZauberBoat”. See abuv fer toobin trip daon teh rivah
Or, Zauberfloat?
U is a homonym!!
Hmmm… Zauber Float…
Get a tall glass, put in a big scoop of ice cream, and fill it up with Zauber…
*looks pensive*
what flavor ice cream goes with Zauber?
Hmmmm… I’m thinkin Praline, or maybe Butter Brickle. Something like that…
strubberree?
ore teh awlpurpoise isekreem- vanilla?
mango? if feline exotic
Hm.
I wuz thinkin it wud be a tall cool glass uv root bier wif a scoop uv Zauber!
but if itz Z flavrd i scream, it wud has to be at leest 2 flavrs… if u gets my meening. Maybee vanillol, and rockee rode?
moos trax
or kariboo trax then?
Hey! ZF’s lifestyle choices are none of our business!
Yawl are tew funneeee! Heer I go orf tew set up a sell fone foar mai momma, an u r skoopin awl kindza iyce screem I detests! It haz tew be chawklit oar bannilla, oar awn berry rare okkazhyunz, praline. Sew. Less hab Zauberz Floatin daon teh rivah, wif iscreem foar rokkz.
Awn a Sundae afpurrnoon…
***blushes***
Soree….trying to LOL & werk at the same time….nawt alwais a gud combo !!!!!
yoo shud see how ai almost finished an emale to an underwriter. ai almost said, tank yoo berry muchly. ai acshually tiped it and saw it just before sending.
Aifinkso it teh funee, wen abtur ai ams dun wif lolling wif cheezfrenz, ai steel ‘fink’ in lolspeek! Ob kors, it bees a sekond langwij fur me, sew taykeses me loooooong tyme tew tipe sew prolly trans lashuns is steel in ‘awn moad’
adn how funny wudz it has been ifn u gotz an lolspeak ansur…
Sew Trooo!
dey’re lynxed-up
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hunh? ya lost me.
she givved u burgers for yr commint.
it’s all we has, since they tooked teh real burgers away.
wuz u here when we had burgers?
yeh, wuz here, but nebber really unnerstood how it worked, or how to work it rather.
Oh noes, Dan! Cawl owt…mebbeh Marko sews wii kin heers yew…
*lissning fur teh ‘Marko’ zownds*
SHD, yew steel lawst?
shood ai lissning fur yur ‘Marko’?
*wates to yell POLO!!!*
Ya, watesing too yell ‘POLOL’
*wispurrs*
marko
*gigglol*
LB, kin yew tayl witch wai voyce cuming frum? Ai kin bearly heers hym…
*snicker*
markooooo
bwah ha ha
I finkso I herding him frum deh left. Corse mai heering b going deh same way az mai braynez…..
POLO!@!!@!!!11
*enable brogue*
marrrrkooo
uh oh… I haz a weekness fur the brogue…
*swoons*
*Hiding around the corner taking notes*
*stag-leaps thunderously (ahm 35-40 lbs heavier that in dance class) in from shadows*
*kneels at leeza side and takes her hand*
ya okay?
*pats gently*
wha- what happent?
for sum reesun….
oh.. fanks Dan, I fink I is ok.
But I has a littul feelin uv
doant wurree leeza… we awl feelz liek taht after a brogue.
hmm, whut do yu think- plus 6 to charisma with a bonus +2 to apperants if its over 15?
*pointee eers ar +6 kyootness (which explanes teh kittehs overwhelminn kyoot. )
ai need to find teh rest of that chart… iz problee still in mai hi skool bocks.
nat. 20
Yoo has a brogue chart???
We mite needs to form a studee groop.
nawt just a brogue chart- a chart uv the amplifyers an uther thing sthat affeckt teh hawtness/kyootness/yumminess uv teh malekreechers.
*kollered shurts ar +5
*nee-hi boots r +3
*klenliness +7
*showin tehir lower legs (kilts an 17th senchuree tites)- +5
wuz nawt a nat.20- cuz ai made mai savin thro!
it wuz moar liek a 18 ore 19 (kuz onlee mai amplifyers saved me).
oh I fink the kilt waring shud gets WAY more points!!
wut abowt well-fittin bloo genes? Elebenty, at leest?
yea ’twas
*nudges d20*
lookit
and saints preserve me from another production of “Brigadoon”. Our show shirts had “run Harry run” onna front, we wanted him to make it.
uh, marco…?
paolo
*snicker*
I allsew has weekness fer deh brogues.
An malehoomans in kilts. WANT!!!
SHD, yur facilitee wid de ak-sents is eggsellant rec.., uh rekom ..
uh, reason to enjoi yur commints ebben moar.
POLOL :p
Looking adorable.. i love it
– http://www.AnyInput.Com
dey lovez dat twee!
direact and trajectory conseqwensis uv whyld cat habitats deskrushun
Dey makes spoonin in a tree lk cmfy.
Where’d that kitteh learn to snorgle??
‘Yeh, but U ar knot in uthur triiz!’
Yesh, Bob knoes tehre ar uvver treez,
butt thems doan hav gorgeeous ladee lynxes liek tihs wun duz;
Tuugevverniss Lynxie Style!!!! Bees jes wunnerfull!!!