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O hai Madamz - we meet agane at teh top! Haow shal we sillibrate? Iz tiem 4 mid mornin cawfee brake ware Ai iz.
Happpeee Nawt Sekunds to US, although we still ares pretty close too being lasts too . . . Nawt manee peeps up and owt yet, huh? Definitely wants teh kawfee agin dis AM. How bout U?
Dis tiem uv dai der iz ushulee onlee wun oar too peeplz abowt - iz berry erli in teh You Ess Ay, soe dis iz gud tiem 4 uro peens 2 plai!
Ai iz in London, Ware iz u?
Aih in Lexington, KY . . . land o horses, bourbon, nad coal . . . 6AM here
Ai onlee noe wun 6 oh’clokk in teh dai - an itz nawt am! Iz 11.30 am heer.
Gud mroning/afternoon annipuss! May ai pleez tag on to yoo? Ai must be in Sheecago awl day today (going to see “Wicked,” and will miss Kafleen’s Birfday partee at teh Third Pikschoor today. So ai wud laik to leeve this nao. Thank yoo muchlee!!
♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER KAFLEEN THE DAWN KEY!!! ♪ ♫
HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
{{{{{{KAFLEEN}}}}}} Wishing yoo awl teh best fur a verree moast byootiful day!
♬ *duz a liddul happee dans fur yoo!!
Dans dans dans dans daaaaaaaaansss an twerl! *grabs Kafleen bai teh hoof!*
*danses awl around teh room wif Kafleen* Whhooooooo Hooooo!
Janet, I hopez yu haz a wunnerful tym at teh show!
ai am sooooo jelush. we almos wen to see wicked, an tehn teh stoopy gass pump wen out.
Why, dat….!
Did teh littul brasser frasser sneak off an see teh show wen it went
out? Did it wear heels an a trollopy dress? Did it takes it lurve to
town?
Dem trampy auto parts….allus goin owt on u wen u leest expect it.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, Kafleen! Ai lurvs teh trollopy dresses!
O hai Janet, Ai’ll trie 2 coppee an payste dat in2 deh noon Lol comints. Hoep I kan maek it wurk!
Injoi ur owtin!
Aw, annipuss!!! Dat is so sweet ub u!!’
Butt now I has safed u teh trubbull! I has seen!
♥
hapee birfdae
My bestest frend in teh hole wide wurld is also callded queenbee….
u wuddun bee her, pullin a sneeky on heer, wuddja?
BTW, tank u, QB999!
hee, anni, i wuz gonna do dat! GMTA and so duz copy cats fink alike!
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*goes to kitchen to get out teh fancee parfait glasses botted at tag sale*
*polishes em up riiiiiiiiiiiilly shiiiiiiiiiinnneeeeee fr the Don Qui’s partay*
*peeks up obbur teh winndow sill surreptishusslee wiff barelee
conseeled glee…*
*seize teh lil don qui wif periferul, erm, pur iferall er, corner o’ ey*
*smilez to sef*
well ai can see that teh birfdai princess has decideeeeed to get a liddel extra rest dis mornin!!
Kafleen ai will see yew a lil later atcher birfdai partayyyyyyyy but wanted twish yew an early greeting on yer natal dai
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1413672
It’s so sweet. Dat face is teh sweetest donkee face ebbur. I tink I will
print it out an save it!!
I been up sints 530 am brite aiyed n bushee tayled…
dough ai mosly jus reed ur gwwwaaate comints ‘n u wonts no meh… happy fursday kafleen, ur a guartanteed smile ebbery time ai reeds u, so u d’servz awl da bestest wishumalashiuns.
Oh, my. Nobody has tole me I is a garanteed smile beefore!!! Dat
is a speshul an uneek gift, Shiv-ahn!
{{{{siobhan}}}}}
U urself is a spechul adn uneek, donkey-gurl, adn mush lurbd. Bess ub bird days 2 U, Kafleen! Adn mini happii returnz!
oh, mah, tanks u, eubie!!
’stroo!!
i copycat dat: garantead smile, minimum;
ushualee a chuklol adn moar offener dan nawt, a guffaw…
or shud dat be a “guffheehaw”?
ai borked mai riginal posting……….twill shows up a lil later but wanted to say happy birfdai to Kafleen brite n early dis mawnin!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1413672
Happy birfday Kafleen……… ai will see yew atcher partayyyy later on……..has a wunderful mornin wif sum majic coffee….
yay Kafleen……… go for the gusto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onr56CT4Gps
I dreems teh impossibull dreems, an dey cum troo….
I noe I wuz posed too larf butt I had a crai, too.
I r ur silleh donkeh.
/Donkey Hody
//did u see dis, Maus? hee hee………
aren’t yew jus sew proud ob dat lil clydesdale donkey? he jus stuuud up 4 himsalf an spoke himz mind……… jus laik yew dew! an all teh Clydesdales lubbed him and himz is up front wit the big boys!!! an yew are in teh front wif us!! we lurves yew Kafleen!!
Dat is teh Sweetest. Donkey. Face. EVA.
Tanks u, jamamakitty!! {{{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}}
♥
Oh, dat is bootimuss.
Butt most bootimuss ub all wuzz ur birfday fone call too me.
Tank u so berreh much, Janet.
{{{{{{{{{{{JanetCanHasWuttebbateh#shewunts}}}}}}}}}}}}}
♥
Ohai, madamz!
I’m in KY alsew! Ai wurk 4 teh state, so ai libs neer Frankfort.
But there iz more burbon here in Andur-Ander-Annd — Wild Turkei countee
Tru Heros R Ebbery Wherz, sum ware da Uniformz, but most jus walk amungz us. Salute To All.
heer, heer.
Yes!!!!
*WANTZ*WANTZ*WANTZ*WANTZ* !!!1!!!
R yu in luvz wif teh orinj kittehs or wif teh hooman kitteh reskewer?
Dis iz a man for LCB to add to her collekshun of fyremenz!
Sawree, kittehs, but it luks lyke he’s tayken. Akkordin to this storeh, they are himz fiancee’s kittehs.
Now, THERE is a gal hoo mayd a grayt choyce!
Altho he may be walkin alawng, sayin to himzself - “rassin frassin kittehs!” - under himz breff, LOL!
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080612/NEWS/80612026
Noooo he bee taykin!!! Y, Ceiling Cat, Y?!?!?!
Aih WANTZ them awl . . . take teh hole pakage deel.
Sew dew Ai. Tihs maykes me get awl teea- tery -fogged up in teh eyzez. Watta GRAYT hunka guy. Ef teh kittehs needz hoamz- how wud we findz owt? Teh guy two….
I bolunteerz to gib home to guy en teh kittehs…
But if Kafleen wantz dem fur her birfdai, I gibs her first chances.
Happy birfday, Kfleen teh beautisimuss donkey.
♥♥
{{{{booklion}}}}}
I tinks deh is all wonnerful.
Hoomans hoo help deh kittehs deh loves to S-kape deh fluds iz gud.
Hoomans hoo help odder hoomans kittehs or deh kittehs-wid-no-howse is ebben better.
Hopes dat CC luks out for all deh creetures hoos howses is fludded. De wild wons and deh taimed wons an de hooomans 2.
An teh dansing Conga Ratz to yoo, madamz! An - ???? Ai dont think we haz met either.
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Aiv bin reelee reelee bizzee laytelee an havn’t bin heer so much!
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So *extendz floofee whyte paw to madamz* Hai! Ai am JCH4K. Ai seem to hav akwired menee naymes - but taht iz teh wun ai uze teh moast! Nice to meet yoo.
I agreeeez… dis iz soooo tuching, I luvz to
Dey don need 2 advertize
Good Morning Annipuss !! Whut a luvly wai to starts our day !!!
Ai alreddee bin 2 teh shops 4 fud dis mornin. Prisis gon up agane!
Oh mai . . . tymes R gettin real hard, real fazt. Guess dats one wai tew makes me DIET !!
By teh tyme Iz getz fud fur all mi kittehs and goggies . . . nuttin left fur mi.
iz heros we needz likes him
For the interested:
Brandon Smith carries his two cats, Fry and Bender, to dry land from their flooded and evacuated home on June 11 in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
Futurama FTW!
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Cedar-Rapids2C-Iowa/photo//080614/photos_wl_afp/1e98cc04d28b074ed533d87a12d2ccb8/
Fray and Bender?? He’s a Futurama fan *and* he’s cute and hunky?? What’s his phone number
?
I second that! I almost named MY two cats Fry and Bender… one’s too smart and the other’s too nice, though.
Off to watch the new Futurama DVD!
p.s. The dude is hot.
According to the Des Moines Register, which is where I saw the photo, Fry and Bender belong to his girlfriend. I was heartbroken, too.
Mmm yes, the flooding here in Iowa is terrible.
I haven’t been to Cedar Rapids since before the flood though, I’d be afraid to.
Tis awesome to see Futurama Kittehs being rescued though.
Dat iz so sweet, I thoght it was from Iowaz. Iz Nice guy, iz nice guy. Luvs his Futurama Kittehs. <3 Many Kudos to him!