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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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not sekkond?
Itty bitty bunny gettin on teh ball 2 start nu itty bitty bunny commitee?
BLEEN!
Welkum bak, Maus!
hell-oh nightshayde! nyce 2 Cee yore kute “hellokitteh” and yore poyson-us nayme agin! eye wuz allayz a sukker 4 irony (an YNG hoo duz it!)
Congratchumlations on ur nawt sekond, GCHL.
Drinksies an’ danses?
Purhaps teh bunneh hop an’ drinksies dat fit in teh hiball glasses?
bunneh hop an hiballz… boing boing boing!
*hop, hop, hoppity hop!!* w00t, w00t, dis B phun!
iz so kuuute!1
SSPPPPLLLORRRRTTTT…………..
oh noes!!1!! anudder splort!!
*skoopee, skoopie up da brainz**
*pack, pack, tuck, tuck da brainz bak in bodriz hed*
*slips on 50s bathing cap wif iddy biddy purpal turdals on it*
*ducky-tape to sekure*
*passes out tray wif choklit martooni and bon-bons w’ burfday candals on dem*
“lastly, tucks floofy blankie around bodriz*
feelin beddur, jk2kitteh?
yes, mush, tnx! i tinks itz de purpal turdals dat haz teh majjik!
jk2kitteh needs teh CHRG splort pre vint her! Heer’s a purtee greens won frumteh CCC!
kewl, taht will go gud wid deh turdal!
Is mai ball. U no can has. Harumpf.
Ohhh, mai, dis ‘beminds mii ov my deer, deer yellow Labby hoo is in hebben now! He wuz teh sweetest goggie ebber! But he hadda liddle knotty streek, 2. He liked ten-us bawls, butt never ever wood play “fetch”—onlee wanted 2 play “keep-away”: yoo had 2 chase hymn ’round teh yard, and he wood teese yoo by letting you git cloos, an then run away wiff teh bawl, laffing at yoo! {{{{{Muggsy}}}}}}} {{{{{{{my momma hoo misses her old dawg}}}}}}}}
Balancing Bunny
banned from tennis venues for
munching on the courts.
Bunneh woz seeded, but seeds sprowted and hi ate em.
That’s not a reel hairball. If it were real, it wouldn’t be on teh smoov, easy-to-clean, marbly tiles. It would be on teh wall-to-wall carpets.
wite karpets wif long shaggy hares too, an hareball wud be green frum eetin graz
or my shoes…
always my shoes
or on teh bedspred that dosnt fit in teh washr.
Ah yes! I have to make a special trip to the laundromat and it’s super-sized washer for just such an incident!
ai made a speshul trip to mai parunts. dey has teh nise beeg frunt loder.
ai felt lik sayin “kitteh, if yu hork on teh covrs, neifur one of us wil be warm toonite. ai onli has one covr.” it was 20 degrees an he slep in teh bed wif me.
Watz sum udder tingz dat kittehs hork on? Hmmmmm letz us seez…
Anteek taybul,
Bafrume flor,
Cleen cloze layd out fur to wayr tahmorro,
D…?
Deli-cat lacee tablecloff
Eggstra-ordinary preshus rag rug frum Grate Gramma
Filez frum yoor job
Goggie’s bed
H…?
has had mine hork on ‘puter keysboard…. yuck
Hair when asiip
Inyfing
Jammies
Kurtain
L….
Linowleeyum, kowld (brrrr)
Mai comfee chayr
Noo karpit
O…
Ober dehr awn Dadz’ chehr
Purdy darn clohss tu mai face onna pillow
Quyt neer tu mah slipperz
Ryt dehr onna carpet
S…
Shoooz, inside dem
Top of de armee chair (were my kitteh purches)
Unnerneef de bed whilst U be sleepin
Verri inconveenunt places
W…
White karpit (espeshully longhairy)
Xtrordi… xtror.. speshully cleened floor bfour partee
Yer just kleened klofes
Zumwhere aneeware moar or less inconveenunt places
A…
U noes, LCB, dat ifn da smoov, marbly tilez r kowld n inna bafroom, den uh reel hayrbawl mite berree whale b dere — rite inna footpaf sew U kin stepz awn it at free-owklok win U goez pottee…
Maybes I spent too mush time in Naughty Barn, butt looks like Lolbun is gettin’ um-romantical wit tennis ball.
Tihs iz sew mush Qter tahn teh hareballz wii getz awn r florz sumtaimz!
So ur saying that u wouldn’t mind if u found this in ur shoo?
As long as teh bunneh duz nawt eeting mai shoo. Mai Momcat yoosta haz a bunneh mennee mennee yeerz ago dat nommed sum slipperz (nawt bunneh slipperz).
I haz a bunneh. He just frows mai shooz awl ober the plase. He flips em and sleengz em an eben untyz em. He neber chooz dem doh. Hez a gud bunneh!
aww, cute {{{{{bunneh}}}}} iz he “litter-traynd”? dew bunneh an kittehz liv gud wiff each chudder?
He is eggsellunt at uzin da lidder box! Sumtymez he goze up da stayrs an if naychure callz wile hez up der he uzez da kitteh lidderz! Kittehs dont mynd… dey prolly wish he’d berry it doh.
4 kittehs an 2 bunnehs lib heer.
Kittehs kno bunnehs r not for nomming.
Bunnehs kno kittehs r fun for da chaysing!
Mai bunneh eeted a payr uv boots an a purs. Dis is wy we can’t has nice tings!
(It’s okay I livs her ennywai).
No wun noes teh time of teh hareball arrival… ushully middel of nite so it skwish between toes when hoomin stumbel abowt all sleepeez in morninz…dun arsk meh how Ai noes…
Saem way wii awl noes, aiz shoor…
Ana Ivanovic, return this serve. I dare you!
paloty’s not sew gud akshualy!
Cow kat not Vanillie and chonkolik but diz bubeh def in it lee ISZ!
Plz tew nawt punt, kik, hit wif sportz ekqipmint, frow, pich, taws, or udurwaiz treet liek regulur bawl. Privaidin wif bunneh uproovd frootz an vejtubulz iz purmitid.
I’m bunneh, an I disapproov of dis spoart!
The butterfly on your site is breathtakingly beautiful.
I like the layout of the main page. It has a certain something.
Fank u, kafleen! I wishs I hads tym to updaet mah blog moar, but I is so bizzee laetly. Mebbe soons, tho
Iz dis grate big tennis ball, oar is it itteh bitteh bunneh?
*wandurrs off to pondurr teh kweschun….*
Um, yeth.
OMG yur rite! thas one teeny bun!
I fink iz unyooshoowulee larj teniz bawl. Wud alsew haf tu b veree smawl flor taiyulz if it wur a teenee tainee bunneh.
Wuts dis bunneh doin to dat ball enywaiz? Durty bun.
Itz just himz ek-ser-size.
Bunneh can haz Poast
Partumm Deepresshun. Dat iz
tenniss bawll… Nawtz ehgg!
Green fuzzee ehgg duzz
nawtz sez mutch witch iz jusst t3h
wayz Bunneh lykez it
Green fuzzee ehgg coodz
awllso beez mewtunt spawnz ubz
free raynjj Dusst Bunnehz
Jack.
LOL - datz bery funnee!!! Niec werk, Jack!
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OH.. this is so very cute… i enjoy looking at the picture.. hehe so cutie..
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Bunneh iz awn bawl fer bunway airlinez!
Bunway Aylienz: Spaning teh Gloeb tu gets u tu yr Deztinayshun
(Yah, I noez iz nawt gloeb nao. We fiks it wif kumpyootur. It’ull luek faiyn.)
Do Not Taunt Happy Hareball