Crazee Cat Ladee Strtr Kit
in canada, u dont needz a kit. kittehs groe on treez.
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free samples inkluded!
duzzit come with free CHRG(w/doi)?, cuz if not, I can’t yuze it…
oh yea, CHRG’s, martoonies, da hole nine….
Mennee happee felinicitashungs to Princess Mu and Maus fur teh VEREE fine ty!
Have yoo been to teh Ty Boo Teek? Ai’m nawt shur waht iz in stock rite now!
CWEENNJ – where ar yoo?????? She knows fur shur.
But yoo cud just go an luk! Since awlmost enething you want iz there – you are shur to find something.
Ai PURRSONALLY wud taek another ov teh bobblolhedded kitthes. Ai hav a reel weekness fur them. An ai think there ar oranj wuns.
fanks Janet. da ty boo teek is noo? i has nevur bin der.
Hai Princess Mu!
Teh ty-booteek iz run bai mai deer fren Gibbocat. Him opund it in late feba weary or eerlee march wen dere wuz a 6-way ty. He stalkz lubblee silk tyz fer deh peepz hoo b habbing deh tyz 4 nawt-sekkund. And him also carryz skarfz wif menny differnt kitteh desinez on dem. Adn deh bobbulhedded kitehz Janet menshuned. Adn kitteh-faced loleepopz and Cheezland snoglobez. Him also b habbing deh iyc adn asprinz fer deh hed akez frum deh heddesk asskidentz. Tehre b a lownje dere wif martooneez and uzzer libashunz. Him awlso b habbing menny
diffrent CHRGez adn deh 50z bavving capz adn chokklitz …. oh mai, it b sew hard to describe ebberfing him haz dere … adn doan eben git mii started on deh stuff in deh bak ruum….
Hmmmmmmm. . .silk kitteh scarves – laik these!! Go luck! REELEE prittee!!1
http://www.shopping.netsuite.com/s.nl;jsessionid=0a01074e1f431ed90b8726a740c89d93e27e9726f103.e3eTaxeKbh0Te34Pa38Ta38Lbhj0?c=323520&sc=2&category=776
Hmmmm – i’ll trai again!
http://www.shopping.netsuite.com/s.nl;jsessionid=0a01074e1f431ed90b8726a740c89d93e27e9726f103.e3eTaxeKbh0Te34Pa38Ta38Lbhj0?c=323520&sc=2&category=776
HOOOKAY!!1 Now try this!
http://www.laurelburch.com/store
Then klick on “merchandise” and then “silk scarves.” Looks JUST laik teh TY Boo Teek!!
Harumph! Just updayted teh web site indeed! Nawt there – ai wuz JUST
THERE!!
But wunz yoo get to taht wun – just klick awn “Web Store” and it takes yoo rite there!
WHEW!!! Taht wuz NAWT eezee!!!
duz yew haz teh punk chewer een yur innurtoobz, jannit??
Ai cin fiks taht! An so can abowt 400 kids, in Swine Toun! We can has Byk-it!
oh Ruth, is a beeutimous picture of yoo at ohai tee!
LOL! It shurlee did feel laik a punk chewer! Sumthing wuz chewing sumwhere, tath fur shur!
Stoopee innurtoobz!!
An thanks, Ruth James, fur offering to ryde to mai reskyoo! A doo NAWT hav a Byk-it – but veree moast apphairentlee ai wud bee needing wun!
But – hao can taht bee???? Ai wuz just at a playce – copied an pasted the address – an tehn it says – “no such thing.”" ?????
Is teh Miss Terry ob teh innertuubz!
Oooweeee! I lurves me sum Lawrel Burrrrrch!!
I needs dat snayk fabrik to mayk a bag fur mai Deuce in cayse we needs to buggowt! I tayked him to da vet inna pillocayse, he dint laik it somuch….
Hai cweenmj an ebbereebuddee.
eye am awn teh noo brawdband 2 dai – wuz mennee prollimz gettin cornektid witch am y eye wuzzent rownd 4 teh kafleen day sellybrayshuns.
men ee apple jeez 4 nawt bean heer!! sew teh berree belaytid burfday hug 4 {{{{kafleen}}}}.
N joi teh Tybooteek Princess Mu.
Teh Klingawn kabaray an teh Kirk lownj am berree poplar.
Teh nawt sew bleaugh flavr kitteh fayzed lawleepawps am berree ewezfool 4 abertin teh splortashusniss of teh X S ov kyoot!!1
N joi
Ohai Janet, Gibbo cat, cweenmj and awl! wut a grate boo teek. gotta go danse wiff a klingon…brb… maybee
jus, be careful. iffen ya smack’im a good one, it could begin the Klingon mating ritual.
wear armor (amour armor if ya will)
owur klingawnz am foolee dommestycaytid… helf an sayftee reggylayshuns yew noe! butt teh purr texyun am gud x tra eensyewrunz.
stateejiklee playzd pakz ov tribbulz am abaylubbul een cays ov e merjunsees.
wii haz ebbereefing kuvurd – x ept owur ize.
Dew deyz b warein tow sokz?
ohai, gibbocat, I haz missed yu!
mii 2!! U haz a band uv broadz?? Duz dey b a musikul gruup? oar r dey ur gruupeez?
LOL!
lolspeek soundz so stoopid in mass kwantitee
brilliant!
Indeedz I’z findin’ it brilliant, too!
War kan I bai me wun?
I wants!!! SO CUTESIEST!
I got gient economee size kit; Eight kittehs!
Instant Kitteh… Just add water…
On 2nd thot, mebbe not such a gud idear…
WATER???
**hides frum impending caretroll attak**
*SNORT SNARL STOMP STOMP*
WHO DARES THREATEN MY KITTEHS WITH WATER??? I AM A PROFESSIONAL CAT GROOMER/VETERINARIAN/SMARTY-PANTS-KNOW-IT-ALL, AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT EXPOSING THESE DELICATE CREATURES TO DIHYDROGEN OXIDE WILL NOT ONLY CAUSE THEIR EARS TO DROOP AND THEIR EYES TO ENLARGE, BUT WILL CAUSE GAS PRICES TO RISE AND FLOODS AND STORMS AND DROUGHTS AND…AND….awww, lookit the…so cute…*SPLORT*
How’s dat?
Bery funee! Didja furgit rowbix nstruktr?
Furrgotted “Leegull Profeshunal” too…
Well, I thot “smarty pants noes it all” wud pretty much cover that one!
mayB included in teh smarty-pants, kno-it-all aspect
Ai are not legull perfeshinul, but I’s did stay in Hawleeday Inn Spress last nite.
Neber saw a troll splort b4…
Well, eben trollz needz TLC.
.
*runz n gitz deh CCC.
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*Sweep, sweep, sweep deh braynez.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoopee, scoopee, scoopee awl deh braynezez.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
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oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
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*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. U jus sit still adn resting a wyle. U’ll b bak 2 yersef in noe time.
*mutterz 2 sef:*
not shur datz a gud fing.
yesh, but dis waz pseudo-troll, sew iz honest splortage, yes?
GUD Wun stagehanddan! “Pseudo-troll.” Haz a nice ring to it!
*whispurrs to cweenmj* cweenmj – yoo did a reelee gud thing. Taht wuz ar deer Flartus, just purrrrrrtenging to bee a troll!!
An wuz reelee at it! LOL! Furgot teh legal purrfeshunal, tho! Did yoo eber see the oH rigjinal rant!??? Waht wuz her nayme! Stend knows! Teho shurlee knows, too!
Started wif a K! Nex tiem ai find it, ai will buk mark it fur hysterical purpoises!
Koneko!! It’s Koneko!!!!!! Teh best, moast fasntabuloumous troll rant EBBEER!!!
oh! Look waht ai just found. Nao ai am having second thots. Purrhaps we awl reelee misjudged hur. ;(
.
“This shirt says “ko neko”, which mean kitty, in hiragana. This is a great shirt to show your love of the Japanese language. This t-shirt is screen printed …”
.
Hur NAYME!!! Nao ai has a sad. We were, ai feer, meen to hur. Tho – ai must admit – hur rant wuz a wondrous thing to behold.
Coods yew puts the linkee sew usses hoo hasint saw it, kin go lyks? Plzkthxbai
Wen CCCing a real troll who sports, remembu tew screw ther hedd on tighter an’ yu mite want to replayce deir troll heart of stown wiv a toy stuffee.
An maek shure yoo spray tehm wif sum Scents of Hyoomer…
Maus = win
anb we also abbed de rosey colouREDed glasses fur de happy seeings ob things dat odderwise nawt want to seeings.
Luv teh
EXPOSING THESE DELICATE CREATURES TO DIHYDROGEN OXIDE WILL …….CAUSE GAS PRICES TO RISE
Eggsalad yuse ob teh caertroll maks (hoep it nawt got marmyt awn it still)!!
*pssst* Is nawt ruthajames, is me – Ambercat! Ai keeps gettin Hi Jackd bai teh posh bint in teh beeg hat!
well, excoooooze me! I dint ebber heer ob “bint” so i liked it up at wikiped. Shud I taek bak my compliment to hur?
No water, no bright light, and no feeds after midnite….
instant angree kitteh
mebee nawt… just add milk and gushie food?
u noes if u gives them fuds, they will MULTIPLIES!!!
Dis iz bad becuzz? WANT!!!1!!elebentee!!!!
oh, sowry, I let the reel whirled introod there…… I is habbin to get 5 stray kittehs fixted or else I will has elebenty duzzn strays to feeds!
Crazee Cat Lady… I is trying to NAWT become her!
But sinse this is cheezland, we duzznt had to worrie bowt dat!
*whew*
Gud fer u to be doin that,leeza…..teh srays will nebber end,otherwise.
aint dat teh troof!!
and I can’t ressist feedin teh kittehs… so they noes where to come!
Oh, ai kin relayt tew dat! Ai must hab “Sukkah” ritten awl ober me inna kitteh speek, cuz tehy awl noes ware tew come.
***sighs***
We had a groop uv strays at mai apartment complex…me & anudder ladee was feedin them. When ai got back frum Lost Wages in April,they had awl “disappeared”. Finks teh nayburhood behind the complex “took care” uv them. Iz eezier awn teh pocketbook,but ai misses the furry bebbehs!
doan worrie Eeck… u will has more. u take sum away, more will moves in.
that’s why u has to get tehm fixted, and bring tehm bak to the same nayboor hood to lives but nawt multiplies.
Hooray fur yoo, leeza-b! Mai favoriet charitee is “alley cat allies.”
It is a troolee NOBUL think yoo are doing!
maybee, but selfish sum too.
cause I is saving myself frum a big sad when I duzznt
has to see noo little kittehs wif no home.
oh and btw I work with Friends of Feral Felines, they get me a SUPER low cost for the fixing of the kittehs.
http://www.friendsofferalfelines.org/
in case anyone else wants to look into!
Grate infurmashun! We shud post it offen! This wun iz awnlee fur the Charlotte area, but it mite inspire odder peeple to doo teh sayme,
and there’s lots ov gud infurhashun throo “Alley Cat Allies” too!
Ai ugreez. Wii hadda infurmal org taht wud be halping ower industreeal nayborhood trapz, fiks adn reelees kittehs. Aslo habbing teh Vet orfiss inawnit adn dew teh spay/neuter + shotz fur $20, cheep!
I looked for a general website, but it seems they has a
different website for each separate area chapter.
But there are many awl over!
Maine, Oregon, Nevada…
I had not heard of Alley Cat Allies… but luks like they
duz the same thing as FFF! Hopefully everyone has one or
t’other near them!
http://www.alleycat.org/visitor.html
dang werdpress.
It eeted my reply.
It sed-
I looked up Alley Cats and it seems they do the
same thing as FFF! Gud to know!
http://www.alleycat.org/
I hurd dat if a kitteh is fixed, it will bi rijectud b kitteh colonies. Downt no if dat is tru, adn a lot of kittehs can du ok on own, but I fink fixed kittehs ideeli shud bi playcd in homez iffen homez are dere.
Ai noes!! We hadda naybor (pleh peeps) hoo muved adn left 2 feral kittehs behynd…Ai hates dat!! Sew ennywai, Ai fed tehm and lubbed tehm (frum afar) adn cawlded tehm Cycily adn Mike Tyson. Aslo tuked tehm in fur tew be ‘fiksed’. Tehy boaf blak kittehs, Cycily smallish adn hoamlee adn Mike grate big n buff wif a teeni tynee hi voyce. But sadlee ovver naybors nawt want strays arownd, sew trapt em tuk awai. Ai had a big sadz
{{{{{{fikshunkitteh}}}}}}
Ai knows…. there,there……
Fanks Eeck *pitti patt bak*
Nao difrint nayborhud has olne ‘dome stikatid’ kittehs, adn awl has reel foreber hoams! Happitayl fur dat
just don’t feed’em after midnight
… or get them wet …
I thot wii kuvverd taht alreddy…. ….. ……… …..
This message brought to you by your Department of Redundancy Department…
Ooooooppsssie! My DID, let me show you it
Ohai, wut is DID? plxkthxbai
Dissociative Identity Disorder, aka Multiple Personality Disorder…
Pliiz bi tu remembering, multiple personalities iz NAWT teh saym as daytime TV.
Ohai adn fanks fur xpandaing mai gnawlij adn wore ning ob drama!
Plz 2 b heppin stamp owt n irradikayt eksessiv, repettitiv ridundintsee, plz…
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Speeking in tongues ???
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Dang! DID again!
:snerk:
4 8 15 16 23 42 (execute) 4 8 15 16 23 42 (execute) *Locke smashes teh pooter*
Desmond: Yew just kilt us awl!
Locke: No. ai just saybed us awl.
*hatch beginz tew implode, Charlie kums in, Locke looks at him*
Locke: ai wuz rong
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iz octal, but I kan’t get it 2 translate in2
ennyfing dat makez sense.
Yeah. I get “Ga¼è× ™�ioÇšnyõxš!ÔÔyyÞ”. Looks sorta like Cweenfetti…
jd, your code looks like the octal number system, which has only 0 through 7 in it (I know, this isn’t in lolspeak, but I didn’t think anyone would know what I was talking about if I did talk about “teh arktl numebr sistuhm”.
Spring, yoo gets to joyne the ICHC Geek Club. MJ and me is chartur memburs. Heer’s yer Geek Hat (with Propeller). Enjoy…
Mebbe datz egg-zaklee wat it iz…
…
“I really like octal!” — Seymour Cray
Ewps … fur-gotted 2 rifraish agin…
Yez it’s oktil, adn iz spowsd tu bi confettittitti.
Eider dat, or iz der nextest patch fower Intertubes Explowder. I cuud do a reel mess-idge, but ai cant thynk ob an obskure enuf number base. (Well, frakshonal bases exist, but I down’t hab a program dat conburts tu them.)
Luks liek you can has wun ov tehse too, jd…
*Hands jd a GH (wp)*
**Putz soler powerd moter on propeller adn flyz away.**
*conneks propella tew dynamo, wich powars LEDs stuk in corks hanking from strinks arownd teh hat. Diz iz my cunning ‘ostraylyan geek’ disgize. Newbodi will bi abul tu tell I’m reeli an Inglish geek.*
JD, Ai lurvs U! U merind mii ub mai sun, awl sew a geek, but sush a warm adn wunnerful persun. Ai betz u beez hassin teh wikkid sins ub hyoomer! Ai awl wais Njoy ur comminks. Doan unnerstan teh sign tiffikal wuns, but awl wais Njoy. Kip upz teh gud wurks!
don’t swear at me!!
Non-Sequitur — Your facts are un-coordinated
Aah, (didja see taht??) kinda punny
Dew yew hab allter egooz?
Looks like DID is epidemic today…
I musta gotted sumfin awn mai fut win I kikted Ebil Maus n2 nekst week…
I hoap derez uh kyoor 4 dat…
member American Non Sequitur Society, we don’t make much sense, but we like the pizza.
2 munkees wuz taykin uh baf. Wun sez 2 da uvver, “pass da sope” 2 wich da uvver raplyz, “wat duz I luk liek, ur tiepriter?”
No soap… Radio!
I doan fink da raydeeyoe wood hep me cuk mai stakez…
Kint….. breev…..
laffin….. tew…… hard!!!!!
Itll b k, nightshayde! Jess doan foller Bill Klintunz advys…
oh wook at da purty dawts!
Adn aweez lib wif/buy/neer yew, 2! Nawt tew say itsa bad fing…
Iz taht coz tehy iz pawrt tribble?
Dis wuz sposedta bee unner “if yoo feedz tehm, tehy multy-plyz.”
itz a very close thing!
cept for teh poyntee ends.
Yeah, just add water.
And fish.
And chicken.
And liver.
And Brekkies.
And Whiskas.
And treaties.
And in just about two years you have a big cat.
WANT!
WANT!!!!!1!1!!!
Caretroll Bait!!
shopping kart and leg warmrs not included
wot abowt teh distressin smell ob wee wee?
*snerk*
opshunal … not advisabul
Plz to be avoydin teh distressin smell ob wee wee.
…
Kthxbai.
Teh Ittee Bittee Kittee Comitee wantz joyn bukkit serch partee.
hahah!
after carefool infestigashuns, teh kimitte has diturmined dat dis is not teh bukkit in kweschun. Howefur, it is an akseptabul nap spot.
.
We will submit owr ful riport affter further resurch into that nap thingee.
I can has pleeze? Kittehs in bukkit….WANT!!
Bukket of poyzin lil kittehs
Want x 3
oh noes! nawt prepared fur teh kyute! gud fing i haz a bandnandna on- will it hold???
*splrt* [parshul sprlort]
* piks up small amount of brains, stuffs back under bandana*
* covers rip wiff ducty tape*
Here, maryO has a nyce mango martini (n honor ov da orj wuns)
*sippysippysippy*
*smaks lips*
fanks!
i luvs me sum mangoze- tastee & nootrishus!
praps nao izza gud time to say Ornj kittehz iz nawt poysin. Onlee ornj mauses are.
Whew! I is glad I is nawt orinje…
On the other hand…
Didn’t I see u flying twardz teh middul uv next week?
How u git here?
Holographic projection, of course…
*turns off projecktur*
hee…..
You realize that you are now with me, flying into the middle of next week, with no way to get back?
wut??
NNNOOOooooooooo…….!!!!!
**throws owt bred crums just in cayse**
Use popcorn…liek teh Brady Bunch in Hawaii.
Oh noes, donut tuch that evil tiki idol!
*Pijins neer bai spyz noo bred crums*
*Pijins follow Maus and Leeza flyin into next week*
Hey! How did I get up here! Halp!
Itz taht dratted DID agin!!
Can u get us loose frum Ebil Maus?
Make him laff! Kwik!!!
*tikkels tikkels tikkels wif a pijin fevver*
But den we will be stuck, flyin in mid-air, sumetiem in teh neer fyootur, befour teh middel ov next week…
Ow! Taht maed my brayne hert…
Fikshunkitteh, there’s no more “ticklish” left in me. The Skwirllz used it all up the other day…
UM.
Hay Ebil Maus.
Wut do yoo get when u cross Viagra wif Rogaine?
*Yawn*
Don King…
You’ll have to do better than THAT!
Ok….
Why did the shoe cross the road????
Hmmm… I don’t know Leeza. Why did the show cross the road?
Oops. I meant “shoe”. My ebil typing: let me show
you it!
heee…..
To meet his sole mate!!
That’s terrible! Get off!
*Throws leeza into the air*
*Maus remains*
*Together they continue flying to the middle of next week*
cweenmj!!11 Hurree!!1! Putz uh bubblol rownd leeza-b b4 herz fawlz!!1!
*flies thru teh spayc/thyme vortex in hiz beenie hat and helps catch leeza-b.*
Nys sayv jd — U gotz ur perpellur hat jess n tym
Remimburr dat thyme masheen hi has – hi must hab got teh cowntrols wurking.
**Skootz bak up fred 2 eggzhamine Maus’z abatar.*
Lukz kinda orinj 2 mii. …. hmmmm….. ….. oh, dotz……. …….. ……
ya knoes…………..his abatar is kindova……….orinj-ish color.
oh noes……more dots….hep, dey re contaj, contagi, ya can ketch’um.
Adn deh ‘Ebil Maus’ b bloo. …… hmmm…. Bloo not poysun… … ….. mebbee deh Maus b bad and deh Ebil Maus b gud? …. ….. prapz dey hav bkum transposd?
Dey seem 2 b entwind furver up deh fred.
i finkso teh purty bloo on EbilMaus is a disguise . Sumtimez it wearz off adn he haztoo dwimk sum ploly jooz poshun. I fink heez rilly ornj.
well I finks u are rite.
Maus 1 has sum bad in hims.
Ebil Maus has sum gud.
If onlee we cuds find a way to murge them….
*finking hardlee…hmmm…fink! fink!*
*fink sum moar*
Um, wut did tehy dew inna “Sybil” mobee/stoaree wif awl hur purrsin allyties?
Ty her to a piana?
No that’s nawt rite.
I fink they had a picnic and awl introdoosed themselves??
Yiss! Dat is rite! Fank yew fur merembing, nao mai pore brayn kin rests.
*clapping pinkie paw pads*
I noo dey wuur split in a transporter accident. Iffen yu subtract …. Ebil Maus’ colour from Maus’ colour, yu ….. get orinj!!! ………………………………….. I’b cowt da dots tuu! ……… Halp!
Ifn Ebil Maus gitz bak onna tranzpoartur, mebbe we cood beem himz n2 uh rok…
Whut color is that bandnandna?
Oh Hai, lolrus!!!1!!
Wee haz ur bukkit. Pleaz 2 eggs chaindj 4 elebbenty miljen cheezburgers!
Kthxbai!
Uvaylubul in gray, tukseedo, tabbee, and poyzun (showd heer).
Duz u hab deh mixt lotz?
Ussortid set iz awn bak ordur et teh moemint. Iz veree populur.
Teh orinj KITTEHS iz NAWT poysin. Oanlee orinj MAUSIES iz poysin.
Um, lubs it – I will tayk wun set uv eech! I can haz shooz an purse to match?
Dun get me starrded.
First one’s always free … first LITTER, that iz.
AND hao dew yoo lets tehm goes tew noo forebber hoam wen yoo has nowing tehm adn lubbing adn snorgling tehm? Hardist part
Eezi tree stip prowsess.
1. Win lot-tree
2. By a hooge haus wib elebentee kitteh play areas owtsied fowr teh owtsied kitths, were teh play areas hab a cuvvered playce iffen it raynes, adn fencing adn netting ober teh top tu kiip owt predators.
3. Fill haus adn play areas wib kitteh toys adn (teh importand bit) kittehs.
Hmm, ok…Hao tew kompleet stip #1? (teh importand bit) sux sissfilly?
I hab ben tolded dat dere b no such fing as a free kitteh. …. ….. oh, dotz….
Mai nawt sekkund 2 kitteh wuz “free”….in teh nawt second year,dey costed me $1100 in vets bills alone.
Sew much fer “free”.
Garbage can!
Yeah… but seems they’re still looking cute even in trash can.. hehehe – http://www.AnyAssets.Com
Triple kewt attak… I fink somewon better call de CC–
~BOOM~
..C…
See below….
3 behbee SOBOLS!!!(Sweet Orinj Bunduls Of Luv!!!)Dey SO cyute!!Majer SPLORTAGE!!!Needs CCC kwiklee befur…HALP!!!!
DR & Katzi…OMG !!!!!!
Here comes teh CCC….
Here is CHRG’s fer both uv u…..
***tucks brayns back in Katzi & D.R.’s heds…..
***puts awn CHRG’s….tapes dem tite!!!****
Here is blankees & chokklits…..
Tayke it eezy,nao !!!!
Tank u. Is berry kind of u.
sew, DONUT delayz, call 1-900-getakitteh in teh next twenny minits and yu will awlso gets a free bukkit and instrucshuns awn haow tu becomes teh crazy cat ladee yu awl wayz nu yu wuz!!!
Donut Delayz! Limited supply abailable!! onlee elebenty hunnert zillion kittehs are abailable under dis speshul offer! Cawl beefour midnite tonite!
Be teh nawt-sekkond crazee cat ladee awn yur block!!!
Anudder wunnerful Popiel Produckt!!!!
Opera Haters are standing by to take your call…
Uh oh! Nao Ebil Maus issa orinjish kolor, nawt bloo…:?:
i finkso himz disguize is wearin off…
*Grabs disguise and buttons it back up*
Oops…
yr divisibility cloak is showin…..
Hopefullee dats AWL dats showin !!!!! 8)
Hay — ur nawt dew bak til nekst week…
*sneeks up wiv a lighter and sets Ebil Maus’ disguize on fyre.
Maus, yuu adn Ebil Maus ar kwiklee beekumming iynturchayngeable!!!!!
Shud weez bee gladd oar wurried????
(Wut a konundrum!!!!!)
Opera Haters? Oh nooooooooooooes!
LOL! Manee burgers fer yoo, turtlol!:
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hee hee hee…fanks, PB2Ks!!! Ai aboided teh splortage potenshul bai NAWT luking at teh kyootness and finking onlee uv teh annoying infomershul…. but naow, as Ai luk bak….SQUEEEEEEEE!!! SPLORT! Agghh, tu layte….
*Seez turtol below her.**
Uh-oh!!
*slidez down fred wif teh CCC. *
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Aaaiiiieeee!!! Teh slidee pole is fun!!
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*Klonk!! (hard landing)
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee. Scoop, scoop, scoop. *
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Lukz rownd fer enny moar braynz cells*
Ooops 1 trying 2 b getting away. I cautting him!!!
*Tuk, tuk.
Wii hab a 1950s baving cap 4 u. Pink wif see shellz!!
*fastenz chin strap.
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Heer b a chokklit possum and a chokklit martoonee. snuggul down in dis flooffee pink blankee and u b ok in a bit.
Wel, turtlol, luuks liek yuu gawt splorted enneywai!!!
Crazee CCC kitteh drivure sckreeeeechez roun teh kourner;
Geyts BRVM adn vakummez alla teh abailabul braynes up; plops moast ov tehms iyntuu turtlol’s hed; geyts duckee taipe adn sekures hed fyrmelee wif iyt; findez 50′s bavving cap adn CHRG wdoi adn snappez boaf iyntu plaise;
(sorree foar teh snappez, turtlol); luuks foar sawftee pynk blankee wif kitteh printses onnit adn cubbers turtlol wif iyt; geyts hawt chokomalit drinkee adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs tuu turtlol;
K, turtlol; hoep yuu feal beddure sune; jes restez heer awhile adn taike a liddel nappee!!!!
Hay, cween, luukes liek weez dubbloled for turtlol;
iys OK; weez guud!!! Beddure 2 iynsted ov noeboddee!!!
(whew) dat wuz kloze, Ai awlmoast perished frum teh kyootness and splortage. Fank yu, sweet Cheshirekittehkat and deer Cweenmj! Dat wuz wun uv teh werst splors ebber, sew it tooked teh tew uv yu tu save mee!!! Fanks, Ai will jist sit heer wif awl teh choklit possums and blankees and ebberfing!
Ai onlee has a cupla brayn sells left, sew yu sabed wut wuz left!!!
nightshayde, gud idee! Tayke it ezy, luk at ICHC fur tuday, but nawt tuu clowslee or yu cud suffer splortage again!
Eeck, mai boss has teh migraines, tu; dus Imatrex (sp?) halp yu at awl? It werks berry gud fur her, and she has dem BAD wen she gets wun. Ai has a sad fur yu, teh is teh pleh!!!!
(psst….heers sum extra choklit possums, kweenmj was BERRY generus wif dem, yu cans has sum uv deese….try it, yule lyke it….)
hmm, donut noes wy dis comment did nawt post where Ai ment it tu….. sawree
Tortol….ai haz takin Midrin,and den sum Imatrex.Teh Imatrex werks,but mayes mee loopy(er).
Haz yoo tried Maxalt? Maxalt is my bery gud frend.
Nawt yet…..has to go see nuer..noo..neur….brayn doktor to renew meds,so ai will ask abowt dat!
I gets hedakes too cuz uv brane injuree since I wuz borned
.Nuffin reely halps me. I evin tryed sinehiss pills.Brane doktur duzznt no whut to purrskribe fur me. 
OMG dey are zo kyoot, twee kittehs in a bukkit
da lolrus might b kinda mad. dey are da bukkit steelerz!!!1!
Oh.. they look like a bunch of Flowers or sunflowers.. hehehe cutie Kittens.. ;-P – http://www.AnyInput.Com
“One cat leads to another.”
Ai getz to werk… chekz teh ICHC… and ai *splortz* befoar gettin teh chans to put on teh CHRG(w/doi).
… an nao ai haz teh dotz tew.
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*sigh*
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Halp, plz? Kthxbai.
nightshayde, I seez (below) sumwun is halping yoo. Plez to tayk this floofy blankee just in kayse. *hands nightshayde a floofy blankee with 3 orinj kittehs dezines onnit*
Oooh – fanks, gremlin! Ai lubz dis blankee!!!!
*snugglols down in teh blankee & compleetlee furgetz to werk ennymoar*
Dun u meen: Crazee Cat Ladee: Strtr KITTEH?
Gud poynt, ladykitteh!
ohai, niteshayde…Ai gotted manny halps wif mai splort, sew Ai share wif yu! Heer….. (grabs dustpan dat Qweenmj thotfully left behind) **sweepie, sweepie** inna pan, pours into teh hed cabbity…. raps extra duckie tayp arouwn hed and playzes CHRG(w/doi) awn niteshayde’s splorted hed….heer, dey maded MANNY moar choklit martoonies den Ai cans dwink, yu has sum naow, make it awl bedder. Luks at blankees, Heer, yu can has dis wun, it more floofy!
Tawp it owf wif choklit possums, naow, yu sit kwietlee and yu be just fine!!!
Den, GET BAK TU WERK, YU SLACKER!!! LOL just kidding, yu noes!!!! Had tu frow dat in cuz Ai iz at werk, tu!!
Fanks, turtlol! Ai iz week – but feelin beddur nao. Mebbe ai shud nawt werk bery hard today.
Ohai,
This picture made me happee and I been sad today after seein people who moved and left 4 kittehs all alone. Big tears, kittehs lonesome and confuzed: wherz my hoomins?
Gotz me to thinkin…what if ICHC could do have speshul feature: upload pix of kittehs what need adopting, and have hoomins make capshuns? Could work with local Humane Society or whatever. Kittehs get lots of attention, might get ‘dopted? ICHC getz good free press.
Wez got to help the orfun kittehs.
How can we get the ICHC folks to make lots of money, cuz they deservs it – best thing on the interwebz!!! – but help the kittehs, too?
Whatcha think?
PS I haz 7 kittehs, can’t take more.
Can u call teh local shelter????…..sees iffin they can help in sum way ???
Nawt gettin a splort,but had to take teh pleh migraine medicayshun…
migraines…do NAWT want…want sumfin to feel bederer!
you canz tries ginger tee, it helpz mah fren wid herz migrainez
Ai haz herd ginger iz gud fer teh migraines….nawt much uv a ginger fan,tho.
You dosent has to eat it raw if you steepz it in hot watuh (along wid sum
tea leaves if Uz want) it becomes quite mild and soothing and then just
filter out the gingur and tea leavez and addz lemonz and tiny bitz of sugah
is delishus
Ai will hav to try dat….fanks fer teh tip !!
eeck if I were gibingz the unsoilicteed adbise
plz to be ignoring it
mah busibodiness let meh showz U it
No,iz gud advice…..ai has red much abowt teh heelin powers uv ginger,but has nawt tried it owt yet. A ginger tee sownds nommy…..
Duz yer migraines get beddur oar werse wif caffeine? Iffit halpz, Mountain Dew *may* come in handee. Ai feelz yer pain — migrainez is teh MAJOR pleh.
Used to get bedder wif Excedrin,which has caffiene.Nao teh meds werk prettee gud(Ai feels fine,for teh moment)
How long has u had teh migraines ??
Akshulii, Canada haz far bettur tude toward kittehs than us an protecks them bettur. Tihs iz no joak fur kittehs or fur awl uv us whu carez abaowt them.
Nau, eff dey wud onlee extend dat tude n proteckshun tu bebbeh seels!
Alls u doez iz git morz kittehz
brilliant
i shoold buyz thiz for muh bff, shez gonna becom a crazee cat ladee one day
Ruba-dub-dub, threie kittehs inna tub,
Adn hoo duu yuu fink tehy bee,
Kitteh 1, kitteh 2, adn kitteh 3
Jes syttin tehre waytin foar me!!!!
Heer’s hoeping peeps wil bees moar respohnsibul adn carez foar teh kittehs, neuteryng tehms wen pohsibul;
tehns weez woan hasta haz a sad bowt awl ov teh poar hoemliss kittehs wandureiyng aroun wif noe chaynce ebber ov a foarebber hoem…..
Reely cool reworking ov dat ryme, cheshirekittehkat! *wunders iffen yu’re from cheshire*
Noes, JD; jes teh guud awld Hew Hess Aye iyn Pennsybaniah!!!!
Ai’d luuve tuu sea Cheshire, oar Yorkshire, tho!!!!!!
Best of Show!
This iz such a grate lol an teh peep hu capshuned it didint taek credit fur it. Who ebber u r, u did gud!
JUZ LAYK IN DA SIMPSONS!!!
I think I may have given my seestor one of these inadvertently.
gotta get me one of those!
Teh uhriginal uhpeerunce of teh Crazee Cat Ladee!
“The Simpsons”: The Girly Edition
Lisa: Can someone who loves animals really be that crazy?
Crazy Cat Lady: Raaah! BLaaah! [throws cats] RaaaH! Blaargh!
all ai need 2 fulfill mah dreem! o:
Iz needing one of dose.Mai hooman needz moar kittehs.