i had a nightmare
i had a nightmare can i sleep with u?
dun wurree. i maek da nitemarez go awai.
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*Maus and The Gang ride in on their wagon, pulled by Petunia and B.R.*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAFLEEN!!
I has a speshul song fer yoo… The Donkey Serenade
*Starts to sing*
♫♫♫
There’s a song in the air,
But the fair senorita
doesn’t seem to care
for the song in the air.
So I’ll sing to the little donkey
if you’re sure she won’t think that
I am just a fool
serenading a donkey.
♫♫♫
Amigo mio, does she not have a dainty bray?
She listens carefully to each little tune you play.
La bella Senorita?
Si, si, mi muchachito,
She’s love to sing it too if only she knew the way.
But try as she may,
in her voice there’s a flaw!
And all that the lady can say
is “E-E-AW!”
Senorita donkeysita, not so fleet as a mosquito,
but so sweet like my Chiquita,
you’re the one for me.
♫♫♫
There’s a light in her eye,
Tho’ she may try to hide it,
She cannot deny,
there’s a light in her eye.
Oh! the charm of her smile
so beguiled Don Diego
that he rode a mile
for the charm of her smile.
♫♫♫
congarats awn furst sekkund. dats a nais song.
furst sekkund? sowwyy typo. i meaned tawp spawt =S
I tink i’z gonna crye
nice maus!
Happy Birfday kafleen!!
*pats eegul feffurrs wiff lub*
OMGWTFBBQEllebentee!!!!!!!
I hope I doo dis rite.
*Ahem* It has cum too my attenshun last
night in my email box in
teh moast shocking an flabbergasting way
dat I am teh reecippyent ub sum VERREH
SPESHUL cheezlub. U NOE HOO U R.
Butt I doant.
I hopes I fines owt!!! Butt if I doant, I wunt
y’all to noe dat u made mee almoast faint.
I shriekded and craid and ran froo teh howse.
I shook furr an howr.
I hopes I will bee abull too send letturs, butt
dis will hab too doo furr now.
God Bless Yur Little Cheezyfrend Harts.
An God Bless all ub u, Cheezpeepulls.
Dis teh bess day ub mah life.
It cut off teh first part!!!
It sed,
I CAN HAS LAPTOP!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRFDAI, KAFLEEN!!!!!
*to the tune of “Allouette”*
Happi birfdai,
Happi, happi birfday!
Haaaappi birfdai,
Happi, happi day. HEY!!
You are loved, sweet Dawn Key!! Ai amm sew gladd tew hab yoo az mai fren!!!!
I is prowd u is MAH frend.
Fanks!!
Oh zee pride!!
*wisspurrs* Dey say it goeth beefoar a fall….
*looks arown nerbusslee fur LOLcatburglers fancy cane….*
Happi birfdai, Donkee!!!!! ai sendz lots ub luv an sunchyne an choklit caek an odder goodyz frum india! Haz a wunderful dai, an a wunderful new yeer!
Frum India????
*hugs self wiff awe*
Dat’s wunnurfull!
happee burfday kafleen!! yoo are teh nisest an funnyist donkee i haz eber knowd. heer iz homemaed caek for yoo in teh flavr ob yor choyse an (froo teh majik ob teh innerwebs) none ob wuteber yoo duznt want!!! ♥♥♪♫♪♥♥
Oh, bootimuss!!!!
Tanks u, lubbly lunarmommeh!!
♥
Oh… and non-ironic use of fugly bed-linens detected, too…
Dat wud keep me awayk!
teh byooty ub ketteh obskyures it…..
happy birfday kafleen!
tank u, Princess!
mebbeh teh bedlinnonz iz whutz gibbin liddl kitteh teh nytmaerz
Hai Maus!! glad 2 b seeing u r bak on deh wagon!
Fanks! At leest until happee hour…
*Lukz at sun*
Seemz 2 b ober deh yard arm.
**handz Maus chokklit martoonee**
Cheez!!
*Falls off the wagon*
Fanks!
*solvz problm by bilding a bar well-stokt with chokklit martoonees on teh wagon. :)*
Oooh, gud choyse, Maus!
I haven’t heard that song since i was a kid and the Conejo Choraliers (of which my mama was a member) sang it!! I love that song!!
Happeeh Birfdai deer Kafleen!
I broted U sum turnovers wid blooberriez
An creem cheese?
Yum!!
sure Kafleen and I sends this lobely liddel kitteh to bring it Uz.
Himz luks like mah Yogeh when he were liddel wid big eyes and earses
awwwwww
Wundermous, maus!! How suite it iz!!
Dats…juss….*sniff* *wipee ais* …so…boootimuss….
I brotted u a speshull littul cheeze tray, maus….
http://www.tinyurl.com/633cw4
Fanks, Kafleen. It luks nommy!
keep it awai frum dat….*wisspurrs* ebbil wun!
*Looks around, then whispers*
We hasnt seen him sinse yestiddy. Has yoo?
noooo….mebbeh his hart growed 3 sizes biggur juss today.
wun can onlee hope.
i fink maybee he imploded.
yoo can onlee mess arownd wif the laws of phizzics so lawng…
Waol, I kikted EM n2 nekst week awn Mundai, sew I fink it wus jest himz shadoe foolin rownd yestiddee. cweenmj dun seen himz goe fliein bai frum herz bubblol. Sew hoapfullee we woan C himz til Mundai uv nekst week oar laytur…
I heer EM haz a time mashin, but teh bloopronts sumhau missed off teh steering. Noe idia hau that cud hab happund. *carefully disposes of time mashin steering plans in trash*
I dunno guise. I has a feelin we haznt seen teh last uv hims…
Call it… a hunch. Ba-dum ching!
Duz Igor know abowt dis??
Wow!! Ai had to com awl teh way down heer to say - waht a grate cheez playte!
Trulee fit fur a Maus. . .KIMG!!!!
No fayr, kafleen!! Yoo’re makin mee hongree!!
hapi hapi daey! may all yer cheezburgers comm tru!
Furr ebbreewun!!!!
HIPPO BIRDEE TWO EWES, KAFLEEN!!1!
Mai it b da bestist dai uv ur lyf (sew far, dat is — da bestist iz yet 2 kumz)
{{{{{kafleen da liddul dawn-key}}}}}
…
Minnee happetaylz thotz n weeshiz 4 U awn dis dai, da annibersuree uv ur 29f birfday (we nawt saiyin wich annibersuree it b, tho)
O, I awlmoast fur-gottid ur pressint:
**setz boks wif erie-dessint boe awn tawp bai Kafleen**
**hep herz oapin it 2 purr-vint messin up herz noo shooz**
**boks oapinz 2 reveel:**
nebber-indin sply uv dawn-key shaypt chokklits wif awlsordid fillinz, incloodin strawdberreez n chaireez n differnt kyndza kreemee stufz!!
…
Berree Happeetaylz Birfdai, agin, Kafleen!!1!
Tanks u, tanks u!!!!!
<3 <3 <3
I juss now founded dis!
*hides teh choklitt box unnur teh bed wiff a gleem in teh eye*
Maus! This is lubly!
And hippo birdies, Kafleen!
splorrrttt
oh mai!!!1! oh, mai!! iz mai nawt sekund time responding to splort!!
where be da CCC?
*skoopee, skoopie up da brainz**
*pack, pack, tuck, tuck da brainz bak in bodriz hed*
*slips on 50s bathing cap wif iddy biddy purpal turdals on it*
*ducky-tape to sekure*
*passes out tray wif choklit martooni and bon-bons w’ burfday candals on dem*
“lastly, tucks floofy blankie around bodriz*
Ifn ai did dis rite, yoo should feel gooder soon, bodriz.
nicely done L’sMom!
tank yooz.
iddy biddy burple turtlols onna hat? AWWWWW!!!! DO WANT!!!!
again, Ai sez: HAPPEE BIRFTDAY Donkee!!!
Yu is teh bestest beest uv burdin Ai ebber nawt-met!
Yu awl wayz halps uz owt and hoofins on dem dat treet cheezfrens bad…
luk, up in sky! Izzit burdie? Izzit ayrplain? NO!! ITZ ZOOPER DONKEE!
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/ ad infinitum……
happee day, Kafleen!!!