i had a nightmare
i had a nightmare can i sleep with u?
dun wurree. i maek da nitemarez go awai.
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*Maus and The Gang ride in on their wagon, pulled by Petunia and B.R.*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAFLEEN!!
I has a speshul song fer yoo… The Donkey Serenade
*Starts to sing*
♫♫♫
There’s a song in the air,
But the fair senorita
doesn’t seem to care
for the song in the air.
So I’ll sing to the little donkey
if you’re sure she won’t think that
I am just a fool
serenading a donkey.
♫♫♫
Amigo mio, does she not have a dainty bray?
She listens carefully to each little tune you play.
La bella Senorita?
Si, si, mi muchachito,
She’s love to sing it too if only she knew the way.
But try as she may,
in her voice there’s a flaw!
And all that the lady can say
is “E-E-AW!”
Senorita donkeysita, not so fleet as a mosquito,
but so sweet like my Chiquita,
you’re the one for me.
♫♫♫
There’s a light in her eye,
Tho’ she may try to hide it,
She cannot deny,
there’s a light in her eye.
Oh! the charm of her smile
so beguiled Don Diego
that he rode a mile
for the charm of her smile.
♫♫♫
congarats awn furst sekkund. dats a nais song.
furst sekkund? sowwyy typo. i meaned tawp spawt =S
I tink i’z gonna crye
nice maus!
Happy Birfday kafleen!!
*pats eegul feffurrs wiff lub*
OMGWTFBBQEllebentee!!!!!!!
I hope I doo dis rite.
*Ahem* It has cum too my attenshun last
night in my email box in
teh moast shocking an flabbergasting way
dat I am teh reecippyent ub sum VERREH
SPESHUL cheezlub. U NOE HOO U R.
Butt I doant.
I hopes I fines owt!!! Butt if I doant, I wunt
y’all to noe dat u made mee almoast faint.
I shriekded and craid and ran froo teh howse.
I shook furr an howr.
I hopes I will bee abull too send letturs, butt
dis will hab too doo furr now.
God Bless Yur Little Cheezyfrend Harts.
An God Bless all ub u, Cheezpeepulls.
Dis teh bess day ub mah life.
It cut off teh first part!!!
It sed,
I CAN HAS LAPTOP!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRFDAI, KAFLEEN!!!!!
*to the tune of “Allouette”*
Happi birfdai,
Happi, happi birfday!
Haaaappi birfdai,
Happi, happi day. HEY!!
You are loved, sweet Dawn Key!! Ai amm sew gladd tew hab yoo az mai fren!!!!
I is prowd u is MAH frend.
Fanks!!
Oh zee pride!!
*wisspurrs* Dey say it goeth beefoar a fall….
*looks arown nerbusslee fur LOLcatburglers fancy cane….*
Happi birfdai, Donkee!!!!! ai sendz lots ub luv an sunchyne an choklit caek an odder goodyz frum india! Haz a wunderful dai, an a wunderful new yeer!
Frum India????
*hugs self wiff awe*
Dat’s wunnurfull!
happee burfday kafleen!! yoo are teh nisest an funnyist donkee i haz eber knowd. heer iz homemaed caek for yoo in teh flavr ob yor choyse an (froo teh majik ob teh innerwebs) none ob wuteber yoo duznt want!!! ♥♥♪♫♪♥♥
Oh, bootimuss!!!!
Tanks u, lubbly lunarmommeh!!
♥
Oh… and non-ironic use of fugly bed-linens detected, too…
Dat wud keep me awayk!
teh byooty ub ketteh obskyures it…..
happy birfday kafleen!
tank u, Princess!
mebbeh teh bedlinnonz iz whutz gibbin liddl kitteh teh nytmaerz
Hai Maus!! glad 2 b seeing u r bak on deh wagon!
Fanks! At leest until happee hour…
*Lukz at sun*
Seemz 2 b ober deh yard arm.
**handz Maus chokklit martoonee**
Cheez!!
*Falls off the wagon*
Fanks!
*solvz problm by bilding a bar well-stokt with chokklit martoonees on teh wagon.
*
Oooh, gud choyse, Maus!
I haven’t heard that song since i was a kid and the Conejo Choraliers (of which my mama was a member) sang it!! I love that song!!
Happeeh Birfdai deer Kafleen!
I broted U sum turnovers wid blooberriez
An creem cheese?
Yum!!
sure Kafleen and I sends this lobely liddel kitteh to bring it Uz.
Himz luks like mah Yogeh when he were liddel wid big eyes and earses
awwwwww
Wundermous, maus!! How suite it iz!!
Dats…juss….*sniff* *wipee ais* …so…boootimuss….
I brotted u a speshull littul cheeze tray, maus….
http://www.tinyurl.com/633cw4
Fanks, Kafleen. It luks nommy!
keep it awai frum dat….*wisspurrs* ebbil wun!
*Looks around, then whispers*
We hasnt seen him sinse yestiddy. Has yoo?
noooo….mebbeh his hart growed 3 sizes biggur juss today.
wun can onlee hope.
i fink maybee he imploded.
yoo can onlee mess arownd wif the laws of phizzics so lawng…
Waol, I kikted EM n2 nekst week awn Mundai, sew I fink it wus jest himz shadoe foolin rownd yestiddee. cweenmj dun seen himz goe fliein bai frum herz bubblol. Sew hoapfullee we woan C himz til Mundai uv nekst week oar laytur…
I heer EM haz a time mashin, but teh bloopronts sumhau missed off teh steering. Noe idia hau that cud hab happund. *carefully disposes of time mashin steering plans in trash*
I dunno guise. I has a feelin we haznt seen teh last uv hims…
Call it… a hunch. Ba-dum ching!
Duz Igor know abowt dis??
Wow!! Ai had to com awl teh way down heer to say – waht a grate cheez playte!
Trulee fit fur a Maus. . .KIMG!!!!
No fayr, kafleen!! Yoo’re makin mee hongree!!
hapi hapi daey! may all yer cheezburgers comm tru!
Furr ebbreewun!!!!
HIPPO BIRDEE TWO EWES, KAFLEEN!!1!
Mai it b da bestist dai uv ur lyf (sew far, dat is — da bestist iz yet 2 kumz)
{{{{{kafleen da liddul dawn-key}}}}}
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Minnee happetaylz thotz n weeshiz 4 U awn dis dai, da annibersuree uv ur 29f birfday (we nawt saiyin wich annibersuree it b, tho)
O, I awlmoast fur-gottid ur pressint:
**setz boks wif erie-dessint boe awn tawp bai Kafleen**
**hep herz oapin it 2 purr-vint messin up herz noo shooz**
**boks oapinz 2 reveel:**
nebber-indin sply uv dawn-key shaypt chokklits wif awlsordid fillinz, incloodin strawdberreez n chaireez n differnt kyndza kreemee stufz!!
…
Berree Happeetaylz Birfdai, agin, Kafleen!!1!
Tanks u, tanks u!!!!!
<3 <3 <3
I juss now founded dis!
*hides teh choklitt box unnur teh bed wiff a gleem in teh eye*
Maus! This is lubly!
And hippo birdies, Kafleen!
splorrrttt
oh mai!!!1! oh, mai!! iz mai nawt sekund time responding to splort!!
where be da CCC?
*skoopee, skoopie up da brainz**
*pack, pack, tuck, tuck da brainz bak in bodriz hed*
*slips on 50s bathing cap wif iddy biddy purpal turdals on it*
*ducky-tape to sekure*
*passes out tray wif choklit martooni and bon-bons w’ burfday candals on dem*
“lastly, tucks floofy blankie around bodriz*
Ifn ai did dis rite, yoo should feel gooder soon, bodriz.
nicely done L’sMom!
tank yooz.
iddy biddy burple turtlols onna hat? AWWWWW!!!! DO WANT!!!!
again, Ai sez: HAPPEE BIRFTDAY Donkee!!!
Yu is teh bestest beest uv burdin Ai ebber nawt-met!
Yu awl wayz halps uz owt and hoofins on dem dat treet cheezfrens bad…
luk, up in sky! Izzit burdie? Izzit ayrplain? NO!! ITZ ZOOPER DONKEE!
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/ ad infinitum……
happee day, Kafleen!!!
tank u, littul turtlol!!!!
{{{{{turtlol}}}}}
oh Hai Kaffleen !!!!
Happitale biffday tew yew !!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Kaffleen }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
hopes diz iz teh bestest wun ebbah !!!
An Oh Hai Salleeh! Ai wuz hoeping yoo cud bee heer!!
Ai wuz in Shekago awl day – we went to see “Wicked.” Wish yoo an Kafleen cud hav com, too! Yoo wud have luved it fur shur!
of courze kitteh you canz!
Shure kitteh, snuggle in.
Yas kitteh, clime in!
but no poking cold toeses on me!
♫♫♫♫♫♫
Kafleen is teh donkey that we all adores
Sew we comes to say Happitayle Burfdai for shur!
Haz u some caek wif teh creem whipped by skwirrlz
And blow owt the candles u sweet birfdai gurl!!
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
HAPPI BURFDAI KAFLEEN!!
I noes caek is the tradishunal birfdai fud, but I has maded u sum waffuls!
Beljun style!
Helps urself…
*holds owt xtry larj platter uv waffuls, wif whippy creem and sirups on the side*
WAAAAFFFFUUUULLLLLSSSSS!!!
*Donkee jumps up and down wiff glee an gratitude*
Tank u, tank u!!! Is nuff too share??
o yes! teh xtry larj tray holds elebenty duzzen!
leesa-b! grate sawng!
Happi birfday Kafleen!
thanky!
splort. yes, u stay with me!
oooh, I guess teh CCC iz up to me…
*Swep, sweep sweep up tehbrain cells. Tweezeers to get ebery last liddle one.
* \Tuck tuck tcuk back into playse.
You gotz a nice skull here, GCHLoki.
*Taype teh lid back on.
*Aplly CHRG(wdoi)
*Gib GCHLoki icy dwink to cool down teh oberheated brayn, a floofy blankie,
an armadillo chawklits.
Do not look at kitteh agen until you feel shure brain iz on tight, okay?
Armadillo chawklets? WANT! Nyse kleenup job, booklion. U ar master ob te CCC, ai c.
Dis awlso bee mai chans tu wish Kafleen a very merry birfday anna happy awl yeer!
It iz soo fun to see awl teh cheezpeeps sillybrating yur birfday inna troo spirrit ob cheez!
happy Birfday, Kafleen!! Yaay!!
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times ellebenttee billyun.
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*hands kafleen elebenty of kafleen’s favrit drinkz* happi birfdai. (Since kafleen’s dansing, teh drinkz arr gowing tu bi shaken, not stirred. Tehy alsew hab lids.)
elebbentee ub dem???
gudness, dat is genruss.
Mai mizdake, dat’s elebenty hundred, elebenty eleben drinkz.
I bringz U flours of teh whirld…
4 a speshul donkey gurl
Tehy smell sew sweet
It knoks yu off yore feet
Teh par fumes nebber fadez
It will last awl yore dayz
Like owr luv 4 yu!!!
*jazz paws* — Ov corse!!
WURD PRESS!!!!
U stinkerr!
It nommed!
I try agin!!
I GOTTED MAH FLOWERS, IDANSDANSDANS!!!
I herd teh doorbell an sed, HOO DAT so eerlee in teh mornin!!!
Dey smell wunnurfull!!
Dey are teh most bootimussss!!!
Here dey are!!!!!!
http://www.tinyurl.com/5jlktu
TANK U TANK U TANK U!!!!
WOW!!! Tohse aer imPRESsiv, IDDD!! An no wun deserbs teh flaurz moar, kaffy.. *shmoo*
Gee, fanks altosinger…Mai plezure 4 shore!!
Wheeee… tehy promist me.. furst fing in teh am!! Enjoi, mai frend!!
Pee Ess… Iz part 1 ov 3… * Snerk* Yu aint seed nuffin yet!! Stai tooned!
wutts 2 and 3?? huh? huh?
*donkee runs in a circle and den collapses frum eggsitement*
Bemember— pay shuntz iz a virtue.
Speshully if yu iz a dawktur!!
*snert, lyk a donkee, datz funni.
Oh yesh Kitteh, of cours yu can sleep with mii
Janet posted this at 1.56.
♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER KAFLEEN THE DAWN KEY!!! ♪ ♫
HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
{{{{{{KAFLEEN}}}}}} Wishing yoo awl teh best fur a verree moast byootiful day!
♬ *duz a liddul happee dans fur yoo!!
Dans dans dans dans daaaaaaaaansss an twerl! *grabs Kafleen bai teh hoof!*
*danses awl around teh room wif Kafleen* Whhooooooo Hooooo!
TAnks furr posting, annipuss!!
Janet allreddeh has mah hugs….
**a shrill wistul pierces the air.**
tweeee!! tweeeee!! twee!! twee!! twee!!
**a bass drum sounds.**
BOOM!! BOOM!! BOOM!!
**In a rare daylite appearance, the nitewatchman kumz marching rownd the corner. He b in himz full dress uniform wif gold brayd and blowing deh wistul. On himz bak b deh big bass drum wif deh Cheezland crest on eech side. Marching behinder him iz deh behbeh elolofent bang ging deh drum. Behind deh behbeh elolofent b deh hole heard uv elolofentz in formation, playing Sebentee Sikz Trom Bonez on dere trunkz. Awl uv deh elolofentz b wereing harnessez on dere hedz britelee paynted in a multy tude uv kulerz. Cweenmj b riding on deh biggestest elolofent in a luxuriuz howdaw wif a purpul canopee wif golden fringeez waving in deh breeze. **
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**Wen deh prosseshun reechez Kafleen, hoo iz standing at deh rowndee-bowt, deh Cween dismowntz deh elolofent. Den deh nitewatchman adn deh elolofentz march away. **
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Hello mai liddul dawnkee fren!!!!
**Dawnkee skurreez 2 hide behind deh stachoo uv JCH4K.**
It b OK. I not have enny wader bloonz 2day.
**Dawnkee peekz owt.**
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Wen I heeringed uv yer birfday, I wuz not noeing wut 2 getting u. Sew I askinged Petunia if she had enny ideas. Her toldinged mii wut seh thot u mite liking. I hopez u due enjoying dis.
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**Cween putz her finnerz 2 her mowf and wistulz. A truk drivingz up adn a hansum man getz owt. Deh truk b a portable fairyerz shop kumplete wif forje. Deh blaksmifz, dressed in tite jeenz and a plaid shirt wif deh sleevesez rolled up, litez deh fyre adn setz 2 werk wif muskulz rippling.**
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I hav commishuned a 4ever set uv gold donkee shooz for u. Ebbery six weekz deh fairyer will kumming 2 u and gibbing u a pedicure adn reshooing u wif fresh, shinee gnu gold shooz.
**Deh donkee wawkzez ober 2 teh truk. Seh neerlee swoonz az deh hansum blaksmif klipz, kleenz, filez, and brushez herz liddul hoofsez. He putz wun gold shoo in deh fyre and den beetz it on deh anvil until it iz deh perfect shape for a liddul hoof. Deh gold shoo iz den nayled onto a hoof, and deh blaksmif movez on 2 deh next hoof. Wen awl 4 hoofeez are shod, deh blaksmif keerfullee polishez eech hoof so it glistenz neerlee az much az deh golden shooz. **
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Happee birfday, mai deer liddul dawnkee fren. {{{{Kafleen}}}}
*donkee swais woozilee*
I fink I mite faint…..
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I gess DIS r not gunna bee happunning tooday, den?
http://tinyurl.com/6ce83h
Doan wurry — deh blaksmif will ketch u if u faintz. Him has strong armz. ♥
OOooh!
Dansn ‘rownd the wadder bloons an lollifantz
Wow!! Watta partee!! Nebber hav I seed the like!!!
(Teh like ov teh fairyerz ripply muskels, too)
I haz brot yu a nise kool cloff to soove yore fevered brow Kafleen.
OOOoooohhh.. shiiiiiiiy shooooooz…
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Pleeze 2 notey fie me wen yore next a poynt mint iz 4 new goldn shooz, plz?
*Kthxswoon*
look up ! look up in teh thred!! I posted teh picture ub ur flowers u sent!!!!!!
Is bootimusss!!!!!!!!
*strange sight comes whipping across Lake JCH4K, to land on KCH4K Blvd: it’s a bird? A plane? NO! It’s teh Majikkul Oryentul Carpet Flootoe Burrrrito!*
The majic Oryentul Carpit haz a straynge comtrapshun awn it. It is a set ov matched flootz, several syzez. Teeny tiny burroez r werkin teh bellowzwz, blowing teh air into teh flootz. Menny ovver TTburroez iz dantsin awn teh keyz, tew mayke teh sawng com owt rite:
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Happee birfdai tew yooo,
♫ ♫
Happee Birfdai tew yoooo
♫ ♫
Happee Birfdai, deer Kaf-leeeee-eeeen!
♫ ♫
Happee birfdai tew yooooooo! ♫ ♫
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An heer iz anovver 3-aker chawklit caek foar awl tew eet!
Menny happee returmz, deer Kafleen!
*sighs*
Is such a bootimuss. I wisshed it were in a picshur on mah wall too see furebbur.
Tank u, zauberflote…
{{{{{{Zauberflote}}}}}}}
Happy Birfday, Kafleen!!!
And yes, kitteh, you can sleep with me.
Tank you!
*A chorus of Cheezfrenz step forward in their best overalls to perform a birfday song and hoofdance for Kafleen teh Donkey*
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Wif aplologies to Dexy’s Midnight Lollers
(sing-along: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z9bPrUark4)
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Hoof on, Kafleen
Those ol’ stoopy trolls bein mean to all of us, u knoes
But a donkey is our hero
She’s teh Cheezfrenz’ pride
Hoofs teh trolls, harangues them!
She’s fab (so fab now), so fab (so fab now)
Now we must say moar than ever
(Hoof on, Kafleen)
Have some waffuls and a nice parfait
And she will hoof-beat trolls who bother
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Hoof on, Kafleen, sweet donkey (well meaning)
To ur Cheezfrenz, u mean everything
U moar or less beat back our distress
Ur so purty!
Ah hoof on, Kafleen
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(Hoof on, Kafleen)
Cheez peepuls ’round here we be lubbin’ donkeys
Not ol’ troll faces so tied down by spleen and hateses
But Kafleen, (that donkey) Kafleen (we lubs her)
She am far too strong and clever
(Yay Kafleeen)
Have some waffuls and a nice parfait
And we’ll lubs u for forever
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Hoof on, Kafleen, sweet donkey, (well meaning)
Oh come on let’s hoof up all teh trolls
U r teh best, Kafleen (all say yes)
Oh come on let’s, ah hoof on, Kafleen
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Hoof on, Kafleen have a parfait
Hoof on, Kafleen have a parfait (etc.)
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(How we have grown, since u joined us, oh, Kafleen)
We’ve grown…
So grown (since u got here)
Now we must say moar than ever
Things ’round here have changed
So now have some waffuls and a nice parfait
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Hoof on, Kafleen, sweet donkey, (well meaning)
To ur Cheezfrenz, u mean everything
U moar or less beat back our distress
Ur so purty!
Ah hoof on, Kafleen
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Hoof on, Kafleen, sweet donkey, (well meaning)
To ur Cheezfrenz, u mean everything
U moar or less beat back our distress
Ur so purty!
Hoof on, Kafleen
Happy Birfday, Kafleen!
*from TrollheimUntertehSee*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAFLEEN!! Please don’t hoof me, I’ll be nice, I promise!
How we have grown, since u joined us, oh, Kafleen)
We’ve grown…
So grown (since u got here)
I has a feeleeng I will bee craiyeeng alot tooday.
Dis an obburwhelmment.
Yall bee pashunt wiff mee, now, y’heer?
(insert ellebentee millyun harts heer)
/wisspurrs…psssst, LOLcat…
u send mee dat list ub names…u heer??????
Kafleen – MENNY MENNY HAPPEES TO YEW!!!! Hope it’s teh bestest evur – tinks for making this such a spashul playce fer all of us!!!!
It IS, Missy!! Is bestest day ub mah life!
Happitayle Birfdai Kafleen. Fur yoo ai wish yoo ebberyfing an all deh bestes dat lyke kin bringz.
Life brot mee u and all teh cheezfrens.
Mah cup runnuff obbur.
♥
da mostest happiestest of burfdais to kafleen!!!1! ai makeded yoo mai famus choklit mousse (and dident eat any ob it yet). it has lady fingers and lots of whippy creem in it.
*waiting for comments about the lady fingers*
A favorite of mine:
“Several years ago, a Washington Post columnist was given a tiramisú recipe because he loved it so much. He set off making it himself, dutifully following the directions. It didn’t look quite right going into the dish. It looked less right after refrigeration. His family members, upon receiving it, tried it politely but firmly refused second helpings.
Distraught, he went back to the friend who had bequeathed him the recipe and asked for advice. He was shocked to learn that ladyfingers in Europe and the US are sponge cake-like cookies, and not okra as he knew them in his native India.”
*snerkle snort snurt*
*cough* pleh!
onlee wun werd to deskribe dat: EW!!!!!
…and i likes teh okra (properly prepared, o’ course)
*kisses teh littul lady fingurs wiff respekfull awe*
*tee hee* is so cyoot! happi birfday a meelion times!
yu can has choklit waffls frum mai rose boo-kay waffl makr!
an straberrees. an maypole syrp.
an lotsa hugs!
I reeded ur sweet storeh u sended!
At wun millisekund affur midnite…
I wubs u, whiskers……
ur envelope will arrive soon!!!
H’ray!
mebbeh it will cum tommorry!
I’ll bite X)P
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where is the lady’s palm?
Pluggd in 2 teh charger???
Wen mai boi wuz lernin 2 reed, he pikked up a spunge finger (dey haz teh naem on in caes u fergets wot dey iz) an lukt at it an sed ” dat sez regnif egnops” – he woz holdin it downsied up!
aww, of course u can pwetty little kitteh <333
drats,missed da nawt secund
happy dreemz
We brings yew a nowncement frum the Nashnul Academie of teh Sai-ences. New sine-tific research has prooved beyond any dowt that today is teh birfday of Kafleen teh DawnKey. Besides that, new data show, az we can see here
*points at screen with laser pointer*
taht there is bean a cleer posytive relashun between Kafleen the Dawn Key and the amount of fun had by cheezfolks. This is amplyfided by the birfday factor. Thus, in corn cluejun, we whishes taht Kafleen shud have a xtremely happy birfday. That’s our story, and we’z sticking 2 it.
HAPPY BIRFDAY KAFLEEN
here-here!! ai sekund dat emotion.
Ai fird it!!
I forth it!
ai pleeeeeeds teh fifth!!
I’ll haz uh fufth…
*Hands Aahz a bottle of his fave distilled beverage*
Here ya go!
Fanky, Maus! Iz glad dat U noed wat I ment, ebben doh I tiept “fufth” insted uv “fifth”
**porez sum shawtz**
**nokz wun bak wif wun gulp**
**wypz mowf**
Mmmm…. Wantz wun Maus?
Shure. Dis is mai majicul bottlol. It pours teh fave beverije of whoebber is porin…
*Pours a triple*
Its almost qwittin thyme
*Knocks it back*
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Kinda lyke Mary Poppins’ medisin bottul?
“Jess uh spune ful uv shooger hepz da alkyhawl goez daown…”
…
Noe, I doan fink sew…
Noe, she hadded a bottul ob medisin taht wuz eech purrson’s fayvrit drinkie.
Yeh, I memberz dat — n herz pored spunefulz uv differnt-kullerd medisin frum da saym bottlol.
…
I jess thot mai kawmint wuz funneeyur dan dat
Otai!
*LCB’s orinj kitteh, Liam, appears out of nowhere and chases teh laser dot around teh room like a nut*
Wear u find a ruum like a nut? Iz it in deh nut howse?
is flanked by teh walnut.
U is bein acorny.
I pine 4 u.
but I wud nebber leaf u!
Doan make an ash uv yersef.
oh u is tree-tin me so crool!
Oak aye
*heddesk*
*heddesk*
*heddesk*
*heddesk*
*heddesk*
*heddesk*
Wooden dat hurt?
we mite has to make him wears a cone.
:snert: @ imij uv Fleep wif cone.
Pyne cone? Naah!
Duncee hat cone? Naah!
Elizabeethin cone? Naah!…
.
icee kreem cone?
MMMM….strawberry,pleez !!!
Sumtymez yoo fele lyke a nutt
Sumtymez yoo doan!
U HAS PHILLED UP MAH HART’S BEAKER!
{{{{{{{phillipe}}}}}}}
Hoppy Birfdai Kafleen !!!!
tanks!
*In teh sky, teh grayte gigantic winged lion apears.
It circle Chhezland until it finds teh Dawnkey, hu iz surrounded by loving friends.
Gently it landz, bringing to Kafleen, for her special entertainment,
Antonio Banderas!!!!! and Eddie Murfee!!! to perform for her!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpequC9SqQI
In teh comin year, may your vida be loca enuff to mayke it funny and fun,
but not enuff to mayke you trooly loco!
Oh, DEELITEFULL!!!
*claps hoofs*
I has not seed #2 and #3!! I will has too get dem!!!
♫HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♪♫ ♪♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER KAFLEEN THE DAWN KEY!!! ♪♫ ♪♫
♫♫♫ ♫HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
hops u haf a a wunnerful birfday. eye brings u a big bo-kay of flowers an a gr8 big bunch of baloons!!
*lukz fer plais 2 hide. *
oh cweenie, eye wud never thro wadder bloonz at r favorist dawn key.
but eye wud thro dem at u
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uh-oh. *dodjez 2 deh left* Whew!! dat wuz klose!
Eeewww, Ai wuz standin b hynd cween * wieps self wiv big towl*
is dat a $100 towl or a 100P towl u gots there?
soree annipuss. dint mean to git u. wud u like to thro 1?
hear. O
ohhh cweenie, where is u?
**peekz rownd korner — den runz away.**
Oh, tanks you, tanks you!!!
*sniffs and ahhs and bounces and huggs*
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Happy Happy Birthday Donkeh!!
and menee moar!
♥cSmalol
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Happee birfday,Kafleen…….
And manee more Donkey years to you !!!!!
tank u, cute littul purpull ball ub furr!
***blushes***
We ba almost teh sayme age……ai will be 43 in January.
You gets nicer wether !!!!
nuh uh! Dis ole Suckramentoe summa bee teh bumma.
pleh.
I miss San Francisco!
Aren’t dey gettin awl teh fyres arownd dere ???
Semez liek da hole stait iz awn fyre. At leest iz nawt tu hawt. Wurnt enny fyrmanz at da stoar yestdy. wuz awl owt wruking. gud fing LCB dint maik speshul trip .
When teh fires is all put out, I’ll come over and we’ll go around and thank all teh firemans in purson, ok?
A couple yeers ago, they said that EVERY county in Flawrida had fires raging! Couple before that, they had mandat…mandid…”Yew-Has-To”evacuation of an entire county!!!
…Hmmm…kinda makes you wonder where all the best firemens are, don’t it?
Happy birfday, kafleen!!!1! Sending yoo wamest wishes frum me and Tommy, Timmy, Princess, Danny, Cookie, Daisy, Simon, Scar, Buddy, Midnight, Shadow, Snowshoe, Tiki, Baxter and still moer lyttle kittehs!
Tanks u, and u and u and u and u and *deep breff* u and u and u an……….
Onlee furst siks libs wif mee at mai haus. Udders ar ferals at lokal call-on-knee, cept Simon hoo libs owtsied heer.
**wakes up, yawns n stretchez**
Happi Birfdai, Kafleen! <3
Oh, an kitteh, u can snorgle up nex 2 mi. See, ai eben skooted ober 4 u.
Oh hai rhsb!! I lefted u a messij on deh ‘thermometer’ page. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Cweenmj – izzit teh sawng?
tank u, rhsb!
DEEREST KAFLEEN!!!!!!
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IZ YUR BIRFDAI!!!!
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YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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I can’t stai an plai, gotta go gits sum bluds, but I did want to stawp in an add mai bestest wishes fer yur silly-brayting ov yur birfdai!!
♫Happitayl Birfdai to Yoo ♫
♫Happitayl Birfdai to Yoo ♫
♫Happitayl Birfdai Mai Liebste Dawn Key, Kafleen!!!♫
♫Happitayl Birfdai to Yoo !!♫
♫An Manee Manee Manee Moar!!!! ♫
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Tanks u, Marfa!! I tinks ub u offun! U doin okays?
AWWWWWW!!! Luks likes meh kitteh menie yerz egohs!
Berry BERRY Happytail Birfday to u, Kafleentehdonkeewifteheartofgold!
/an’ manee, manee moar u can has!!
tank u pat. <3
*Rowls teh CCC in*
Ais browt CCC fur teh kyoot splort cleenups AND teh birfdae partee kleen up!
Hab a graytes day Kafleen! Sabe sum cayk fur Manfred, Ayla & Michio! (MM herselfs no needs cayk – buts wud lub to eets sum -Nom, Nom)
Tank you, MM!! (I will safe dem peeces furr laturz!)
Happi Birfdai Kafleen!
stoopy WP has eetingz mai comintz tew yoo…
*ratsa, fratsa, bratsa adn mumbleeen grumbils*
May R fabrit Donkee hab teh britest, moast wundermuss birfdais tewdai.
*hands kafleen a chonklit cobbered apul wiff brite cannuls !!!
Ohai, wee bofe R Moonchylds. Ai finkso it has being fun we awl sillybrayt yur yooth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7ooDd3ngto&feature=related
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Hab ennywun toad yew todai hao nyce yew R oar hao mush wee reely lubb yoo? http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1415970
*wispurrs, ai hoping dis werx, adn nawt repete, repetes, repeted adn repetings
yay….fynallee, has a happitayl
Oh, my, fikshunkitteh!!
*remoobs lubblee candull an noms appul greedilee*
DAT wuzz teh TASTEE!!!!!
an OH! wutt a HED SPLORTING baby donkey!! I favorited it in my videos!!
*sighs with delight*
I can’t see the pic yet, ICHC is teezing us wiff teh pics…but I will check back
latur!!
Tahnk you so much for all ur stuffs!!
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Donkee, teh plezyer wuz awl myne! Yew deserb teh bestest birfdai, cuz yew brangs sew menny lols tew awl teh cheez peeps an frenz. Ai kin olny speek fur myslef, butt yew mayk tihs playce berry speshul.
Happy Birfday to U,Kafleen!!! May awl yore wishus come troo!
*giffin u choklit *
Az fur da kitteh…toooo cyute!:-) Poor lil fing .I snuggul you nao.
choklit!
Tank u, Katzi! <3
Happy B-Day dearest KAFLEEN!!
wish you the best! 
— http://www.AnyAssets.Com
Fank u!!
Muzt..
snorgul…
b-foar…
…splort.
Oh noes! Haz yoo splorted, poor LOLDemon?
CCC – kwiklee! Scoop scoop, taypity taypity. Chayses down every brayn cell . . .
Git bak in ther, yoo liddel! Oh, sawree, wun almost got away!
Summoar taypity taypity, tuk tuk. A cool drink fur yoo? A sawft blankee? Plz to sit kwietlee fur a few minnits an yool be OK.
Fank u, gremlin.
::sipz kan uv YooHoo an relksiz::
Happy Birfday Kafleen. You canz also tank our favorite burgler for your email surprize last night. Sometimes burglers give instead of take. Dis be a great place, tanks to cheezpeeps like u botf. Happy Birfday again!!
Oh, tanks u, tanks u!!!! I new it was dat sneeky burglurr: 2 sumwuns told!! Butt now
I gots too wiggul teh names outta her!!!!!
TANK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I has to say that it was not my idear. A Cheezfren wishing to remain unonymous thinked it up and axed me how to go about making it so. Since I have some ’sperience in teh redistribution of wealth, I was able to halp out in that regard.
butt u halpded!!!!!
happy b-day Kaffleen!!
tank u!!
Iz yur birfhdai!?
HAPPI BIRFHDAI!!!
Welk…welco…no problemz!
Any request for teh movie entertianzment?
I has nebbur seen teh Shrek 2 and 3!
Lets all hab popcorn, and watch me. LOL!
*pops teh popcorn* *melts teh buttr* *rents teh mobies*
Heer, yu can has popcorn, an buttr, an cushuns fur to sit on, an ai eben hans ober teh remote! ai has onli seen part ob teh nawt sekond one, so ai’d luv to see teh sekond an thurd.
I haz both mobies on DEE VEE DEE and I haz to admit, they are both
berry berry gud!
Ohai, Kafleen teh Donkey! An fellow parint-uv-teh-interwebs uv teh IttehBittehKitteh – it luks lyke we haz kwite a big fambly uv cheezpeeps nao, mah deer!
Kafleen, may yor lyfe be filld with joi an gud helth! An may yoo haz menneh, menneh moar happeh birfdays!
As yor birfday gift, I givs yoo 2 things
1 – this virchual krystle prizm, to remind yoo hao complex an beautiful teh wurld iz, an hao filld with lyte it iz, an whut beauty ther is in teh lyte. . . *holds owt a sparkling crystal that catches teh lyte an turns it into raynbows uv every kullur*
an 2 – I wishes fur yoo krystle kleer vishun, with 3 specific parts – I wishes yoo teh ability to see teh gud yoo haz dun in lyfe, teh ability to furgiv yorself fur enny mistayks yoo haz mayd, an teh ability to luk to fyoochur wit joi an hopefulniss in yor eyes.
I wuld hav wished yoo a majik playc wher yoo kuld always go to find those hoo luvs yoo when yoo needs us, but *luks arownd at awl teh shining fayces, an smyles* yoo alreddeh haz that heer!
*shmoos an birthday {{hugs}} to yoo, Kafleen* Hope yor day is speshul!
Oh, u has gibben mee chills on mah chills.
Tanks u, tanks u, tanks u. U is a moast bootifull and wise and Donkee Hart Seein
Gremlin….
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{{{Kafleen}}}
Oh, Gremlin, ai cud nawt hab fawt ub ennyfing beddur tu gib owr Kafleen but wil gib hur a nyew bridul wif kulurful gemstoanz. Sry ai dint getz heer fur awl da festibitiez
.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. hapi burfdai, Kafleen.
A new bridul wiff kuluful gemstoanz??!!!
It’s…it’s BOOTIMUSS!
Fank u!!
*snurfles*
Deer Kafleen; hav a veree happee birfdaiy, adn menny menny moar!!!!!
Yuu ar a veree speshull purrsohn; yuu bees soe fulles ov luuv foar yuur fellowe CheezFrends adn awl teh peeps yuu meetez!!!!!
Maye yuu haz happee daiys iyn teh komming yeer, wif noe sads at awl, oanley funses adn ovver guud stufs;
Ai akx CC tuu alwaise bee wautching oaver yuu adn yuur famblee, foarebber adn ebber:
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Menneh Fanks, and may ur wish cum back 10 fold too u, mah sweet cheezfrend!
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(ellebenttee harts ub lub)
Happee Birfdai Kafleen- you and ai are crabs together! Ai mean the astronomonomical kind, of corse!!
hee hee!!!!
Wee crabs are teh bestest, arrunt wee???
an wee hab good taste.
*snurt*
OH!!!1!! HAPPITY BIRFDAEZ!!!! KAFLEEN TEH DAWN KEY!!!!
Sounds lak yur habin a gr8 dae!!!!
Im happitail for you……imma crab tew!
Frisco n izzy arra wurkin on ur card….i’ll attach it inna minnit!
Sorry im late for teh party my teenkitteh wazonna puter, tehn she wented tew work and teh funder n litnin came n teh lites anna lectricity wented oouutttt! izza back on nao…
heers der cawd tehy maked yew! Have a great evening!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1418585
I seed it!
Tanky, tankY!
I R reel! I R, I R!!
I has been lubbed, an TEH DONKEY IS REAL!
u r lurvded!!! and i no ur reel teh kittehs wernt sure! u make this site rock and Ive read your blog pages and love them–you have a way of riting thats beeyouteeful!
Hay Kafleen, I madid yu a lol… *snerk*
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1415712
i r beein tawnted wiff seekrits!!!
Who IS this Kafleen person? Who IS this donkey?
Who can be so loved and cherished?
Is this a dream? Will I awaken soon and be that old crabby cake I used to be before CheezLuv transformed me?
Who knew, a year ago, that I would be so blessed?
*Donkey plops down on butt and stares into the distance with awe*
yew are teh hoofinist dawnkeeee ter is – here is sum entertainmunt 4 yer birfdai!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1413590
is snurteh gud fun!!
{{{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}}} an ********** an prayers foar awl taht yoo knead. Lubb yoo, sistehfren.
Here’s a song lyric snippet you may recognize….First thing that came to mind when I read this post…
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Just remember in the winter
far beneath the bitter snows
lies the seed
that with the sun’s love
in the spring
becomes the rose.
How bewtimous! How wonderus!! *sigh* We don’t think tehse luvvly thots oftin enuf!! Fanks 4 teh reminder!
Yase, u noe meh, mah fren.
U has sed it all.
Happeeee buffday!
hopin u has a gud 1!
Cant see pikcher fur sum reeson but i bet iz kyute!
Tank you, IRD!!
Deer Kafleen: Ai hopez u haz a wunnerfill dae and dat u getz awl ur hart dezirez in dis cummink yeer. (Sry Ai sew late tu maekink dis wish, mai bos ensists Ai akshully wurk!)
Him DOO?
Why, dat brassur frassur!
Hab a wafful!!
an sum parfait!!!
Tanks u furr makin mee a wish! {{{{marymary}}}}
happitail birfdeh kafleen.
btw, i hez invisibul pitshurs. iz nawt there? i iz only one?
Dey has been devisibul fer a wile nao. Proly a prob @ WeirdPress…
me 2 something’s is wrong
no can see kittehs
no fair
Is back!
U brotted dem!
{{{yvi}}}}}
Teh nitemare is cuz LOLCat disdapeerd?
*crosses fingerz & hope dish comes out rite*
a multee layur’d parfait fr my fabrite DonQui wif a cherry on taupe!
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~~~~~Oh, MaryO dis is sew purty, adn luks nootrishus adn deelishus!
*looks a lil wurreed*
fink she’ll lyke eat?
Oh, MARY.
It r teh moast bootimuss parfay in teh historree ub teh wurld.
It r made wiff lubb an time and I noo it wuzz a fiddlee, not eessee job. I not
cud hab pashunts too make it.
I r tuched.
{{{{{{{{mary}}}}}}}
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
*resisting temptashun to moob it just aleeeeeeeeedul bit furder dan donkee can reach*
dat bee verreh impressive ub u, mary.
Wow!
Indeed.
Yummehz! I can’t wayt tu nom dat after cheezburger dinner!
oopsie, fergotted teh long handul’d spuun
*syrup tishushlee wipes spoon clean from early, ahem, testing*
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~~~~~Oooooooohhhh…. Mais ouis….
Vooz ette soosh artiste!!!
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Wii can haz sum aftur Kafleen getz the nawt second taste??
Wii won’t tell bowt teh spoon *testing* NC dent….K?
Ahem.
*luks in no scent*
*kwikly wipes mouf wif corner o’ apron dat sayz “kisstehcook”*
*MWAH* (kiss noise)
*giggles an runs awai*
*muah*
Happy day to you Kafleen!!! I hopes u habs teh bestest birfday evah.
BUBBYSCRANKY!
I has not seed u!!!!
How ARE u!!!!
Wutt a plessunt surprise!!!
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Mostly jus luk at teh pics naow. But on such a special day I hads to wish u all teh best! {{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}
Kweery: wai iz not gud dreem naimd fur hoarsie? Aneebodee knoes?
Absotivlii pawsolootlii Qten can sliip wiv us!
…………………*SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tidmum screems rown teh corner berree layt Puff puff wheeze wheeze….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR KAFLEEN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥XXXXXXX
Sorry I ar layte!! I got here as fastest as I cud!! Rasssensassenfrassin Horspiddle poyntment wuz a Hour an a haff layte,teh traffiks wuz hurendus an mah Daddeh cud nawt see ennfing!!!!!!! I tayked him hoam an now i are heer! Phew!!
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Hanbds Kafleen a hooge bunch ob Sweet Williams an a speshull Carrot caek.. an a majik PARFAIT maker!!!
Happy birfday agen my deer Donkee fren.
Lub an schmoos
Claire, Mr T.M,Fern,Hazel an teh smaller Tidpeeps ♥♥♥♥♥♥
what ar sweet williams are dey flowerz?
Yep:grin:
Igroed dem mahseff. I has a prowd
what else beez in Ur garden?
roses?
Yeppers!! I has roses an williams an asters an granny bonnets an fuschias an hunnsukkle an clematis an cosmos an petunias an geraniyums an weeds!!!!
I has lots ob beddin flours in baskitts an I just startin to lanscape teh gardin. It are big fer a TTI housin estate howse
Oh, mah gudness!!!
Wutt an eggsiting and deelitefull entrunts!!!
I r amazed an thrilled!!
Tanks u, tanks u!!
Oh, a partfait makur!!! U is teh BRILLYUNT!!
Sweet willyums!!! *snuffy*
Here’s sweet willyums! http://www.tinyurl.com/5ndxul
Tank u!
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Whut a luffly pikshure kafleen.Fanksyoo
Iz Wow! Weeird!! I has a hooge vase ob dem awn mah tablol RITE NOW!!!!
Tohse eggsakt cullers an markins!!!!!! I pikkded dem dis mornin!!!!
I groed a whole bed ob dem dis yeer. I ♥ Sweet williams
oh! they luks like sumthin we calls dianthus ober heer!
think they is teh same?
I lieks them too… but unfortunately… so do teh slugs. Pleh.
Tehy luk simmilar,but I finkso nawt same plant type. I nawt reely shore. I are a noo born gardner.
We has teh dianthus/pinks/carnayshuns heer too.
each flour globe has lawts ob liddle heds an tehr r menne differnt cullerways.
I has elebenty differnt cullers.
*looks arown craftilee* I has a speshul Dawnkee Magical Mirror. I seeeees
things….
“Romper stomper bomper boo,
Tell me, tell me, tell me, do–
Magic Mirror, tell me today,
Did my friends have fun at play?”
An doan ax mee wye ai memember taht, coz ai doan kno!!!
I see.. annipuss
I see.. Bubbyscranky
I see.. cheshirekittycat
I see.. donkey, Kafleen
I see..
I see .. eeckthecat
I see .. fikshunkitteh
I see .. gmawairzgreneshuz
I see ..
I see… handystagehanddan
I see… idansdansdans
I see… jamamakitty
I see… kitkay
I see…
I see .. lolcatburglar
I see .. Maus
I see .. nightshayde
I see .. O’Spockn, Mais Oui
I see .. Princess Mu
I see ..
Q?! Q??!! Q???!!!
I’m stuck. Somebody else take it….
I see.. Q Twerk (one ov gibbocats names)
I see. Rodney Dill
I see.. Snafutti
I see.. T
I see…Turtlol
I see…U ???
Hapee birfdayz Kafleen!!!
Tanks!
ur welcomez
Such a kyoot little kitteh!:D Of corss u can sleep wif meh!
OH.. And teh birfday donkeh!
Happeh Birfday!
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Oooo…nice! Thank you, guitarfreak!!!
yah, sry.. iz not teh best typing presint, i is not teh best at mayking pictures wif typing.
Oh hai, I is noo 2 ICHC, com to comment on kyoot piccy an I see we has a birfday gurl? Congradulayshuns! *sendz hugz 2 u*
OH, tanks you, Lady!!
Welcum to ICHC! Wee r so pleesed too hab u heer!!
Wud u like sum cake?
{{{{{Lady-Yuki}}}}}}}
{{Kafleen}},
Donkeyshane, mai dahlin, donkehshane, tankyu fur
teh menne lolz taht came, aftur reedin whut u say, how u say,
hav a luvurlee day, sen de trolz awai, donkehshane, mai
dahlin donkehshane….
Adn happi birfdai tew, wut byootiful goldn shuz, mmmshiney!
mmm, yummi parfay.
oh, lubburlee!!!
{{{{{PercyCat}}}}}
Hav u eber scene teh RFD-tv channel, “Rural America’s Most
Important Network”? Ai saw it ahn trip las weak… a ladee
wuz trainin mulez adn donkeez n dressage. It wuz teh bes
ov fun tu watch hur jumpin adn postin n hur tall blak bootz
adn lil Englis saddul wif teh mulez earz flappin adn him lookin so elugint. Breakin teh barryerz tween teh so
calld classez. It tweekd mi illushunz. Teh nex mornin wuz
ahl about cattle aucshunz, sharlay, angus… twas equilly
fun tu watch(yez, ai am eazily amuzed). Ai imajind Ted
angusburgerzTurner watchin adn biddin ahn teh lotz frum
wun ov hiz hom-offisis sumware. It cud happin. Anyway,
it maid me think ov u adn frenz adn thot ai’d Cher.
tmi…huh…
Happy Birfday Kafleen and many more,
Thanks for all the fun
Thank you!
it woz mi b-day then 2!
Deer Kafleen,
Ai has obserbed hao u has gladdend teh harts uv many cheezpeep frens ober dis yeer.
Dere 4, it is rite an fitten dat u hav a vwunnerful birfday !
*a liddle layte fur brekfust, but proffers ai smal token uv Elvis’s esteam.*
Pleeze injoi mai speshul Frensh Toast wif nutmeg an reel Cunadean mayple sirple.
Best wishes frum me an Pearl for a fab-fab-fabulus dai!
Oh, dat is fantabbullusstic!!
I harts dis nommy Toast!!
Tanks u, Ellbis!
Hippo Birdies Kafleen!
I’z already 43.
those 65-66 bebbies are something else. 
My pressie to u is dat I won’t sing. ’tis called CATerwauling fer a reason.
>^..^<
Yes, dey ARE, aren’t dey.
Is a verreh strange yeer. Like a cuttoff. We are a you-neek grupe.
And ai’z 51…yoo 2 iz juss baybees! (an nao yoo’re owld enuff tew appreshiayt beein cawled taht, tew!)
sumwun old cum along an call altosinger a wippursnappur pleez.
hee hee
altosinger, yoo ar just a itteh bitteh wippursnappur!!! Ar yoo ar ov yur daipurrrrs yet????
ROTFLMAO!!!
Oh, Janet…
*wipes a teer ub laffter frum eye*
U juss made meh explode wiff laffter!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mah Teechur, Altosinger}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mah Janet}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*looks round deeveeusslee…..*
Ennybuddee gunna cum along an call Janet a wippursnappur, now?
It feels Dr. Seussy…
Lyke “A person’s a person, no matter how small”?
*sigh* Ai dont think so, kafleen. Ai think ai haz “dibs” awn awl the “wippursnappur” cawling!
Aw. Janet, doan b sad. U haz deh yung hart. Adn u noeing deh song.
.
♫♪
Fairy tayles kan kum tru, it kan happen 2 u
If ur yung @ hart
4 its hard, u will find, 2 b narrow uv mind
If ur yung @ hart
U kan go 2 eggstreamz wif impossible skemes
U kan laff wen your dreams fall apart @ teh seemz
Adn life gets moar eggsiting wif eech passing day
Adn luv iz either in ur hart or on its way
Dont u noe that its werth every treasure on earth
2 b yung @ hart
4 as rich as u r its much better bai far
2 b yung @ hart
Adn if u shud survive 2 a hunnerd adn five
Look @ all u’ll derive owt uv beeing alive
Then heer iz teh best part
U have a head start
If u r among deh veree yung @ hart.
Doan say dat Janet….u is tempting fate…caws dere allwus bee
sum wun older too cum along an mek u feel like a wippursnappur!
It’s like a chain ub wunupmanship, LOL!
Yesh, ai am—ai’d nebber ax a laydy hur ayj, butt ai AMM curyus.
Happytail Birfday, Ms Dawn-kee!!!! Yoo is wun uv teh nicest pplz ai haz eber nawt-met-but-known-ennywaiz!!!
Ai hopez yew getz ebbreefin yoo wantz fur yer birday an moar!!!!
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
I has it! I doo! I has a ebbreeting! Is all heer!
*Donkee finallee swells up wiff so much joy and lubbs dat she POPS!*
Uh-oh. Clean up on aisle 6.
too cute…bwain must xplode!!
WilliamCA
kafleen hapitails birfday from a newb lurker!!!
Hey! U not a newb, silleh! *hoof flop* I has seed ur name arown!
{{{{{jpjohnsr}}}}}
Happeh bid-day, kafleen. Many lolkitteh blessingz to ya :3.
May Ta-kun bless ya!
Why tanks!
Yikes!! I haz powstid tihs 3 times an Wierdpress nommed it!!!
I madid yu a lol kafleen… THIS MAWNING!! * ratz a fratz!*
http: //mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1415712
Take owt teh spaise aftur http: Tehn I givs up!!
Hap’ Berfs, Kaffles
TANKU, DR!!
Goodmorning to a lil kitty one..
– http://www.AnyInput.Com
Okey, kitteh. Snuggle up unner de blankeys an I tell u a story.
Once dere was a kitteh whu cuden’t get to sleeps. So he went to find the Fountain of Sleeps. But it was closed for repairs!
Then he went to the grosree stoar an asked the clerk guy if he cud hav some sleepy poshun. But he said, we no have’s dem.
So de littel kitteh wen to de blankey store an he askt, Do u haves any blankeys whut is majiclee soft and cuddlesome an will help me sleeps? An de store person said, Go home, we sold one tu yer owner today!
So de kitteh got unner de blankey an sleeped an sleeped an sleeped. De end!
OH! Dat remines mee ub a storeh long ago…it was about a littul Native Amerikun
gurl and a blanket…
was bootifull storeh…
Splort!
jus in case it gotted lost in teh shuffl above: happee burfday kafleen! yoo are teh nisest an funnyest dawn kee i has eber knowd. i haz maeded yoo a tastee homemaed burfday caek wif all ob teh gud stuf an none ob teh bad (froo teh magik ob teh innerwebs, yoo get to desicde wich iz wich
)Enjoy!!1!
Oh, tanks u, tanks u!! U has teh Donkey Hart like mee!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}}}}}}
I c de kittehs streemin bai
Dansin pauzees adn taylz held hai
Awl wit glowin sparklee iiiz
.
War u gowin? I askez dem,
War u go, dansin down Qwerty Row,
Awl u wunnerful cheezfrenz?
.
Hazzunt u herd?
Duzzent u noes?
Kafleen! Kafleen haz birtdai!
Tudai!
.
Bannurz r streemin -
Blow dem hornz!
Tudai is de dai
Ower Kafleen wuz born!
.
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
Sry I wuzznt heer erliur, Kafleen! Luks lyk a wunnermuss pardi!
Lubs u!
*sigh* If u wants de funkee “public service message” end 2 de pome, u cans emayl mii, k?
Oh, dat wuzz bootimuss….it gabed me a chill an teh stingee ais. *sniff*
u cans emayl mee wiff dis psm? Wutt it bee?
I sended it frum cheezfrenz.
O Hai Kafleen, n HAPPY BIRFDAY!!
Wut a KYOOT liddul kitten 2 hab 4 yur birfday silly-brashun pikshur! U r so lukee!
Teh cheezfrenz reelee went awl owt 4 u, didunt tehy! It showz hao mutch wee awl luv u!!
Ai m glad taht u joynd teh cheezfrenz, n hoep taht tihs begins teh bestest year ob yur lief!
{{{{{{{{{{{{ KatheenTheDonkey }}}}}}}}}}}
Dis teh bess DAY ub mah life. If it gets bettur, mah brain will splode.
{{{{FreeLion}}}}}
Happeetale Birfday deer Kafleen . . . Aih mostlee jus a lurker (bit uf ah voyer), but haz meni momentz uf JOY frum watchen UR deliteful spiritz briten teh land of cheez peeps!! Liek Peter Pan . . . dawnt ebber grows up, dawnt ebber gets owld. Ebberyonez, inclooding mi Lubs livin N ur brite lite !!!
Oh,….tanks you!!! Dat so sweet!
Bestes wishees to u on ur birfdae, Kafleen – as meny good wishees an hugz to u as u’ve given us lols, an tehn sum. We awl lurbs ya lots! I wanchu to no hao much I preshiate how u stan up 4 teh mis-unnerstood an mis-interprited. U brytin so menny daze wif ur shinan…shennag…funny doins, 4 peeps yul nevar even meet, an I noe tehy says thxuverrymuch long wif me. Luff, ur fren back in teh Hoozier Staet, Jenniffuurr *schmoo, rite on teh big floppie ears*
I r frum Indiana!!!!
Wutt part u frum, Jenniffuurr!
On teh “Ohai Street” lolpic I commintid bout seein “Easy Street” in Fishers, an u rispondid sumfin bout Fishers bein neer Carmel, so I knowd u atleest herd uv cintral Indiana. I growed up bout tihs fur on teh map frum JCH4K (*finger an thumb like so*) in South Bend, an mooved to norf of Indy aftur collij/marrij a cuppla decaeds ago. Wear dijoo call hoam?
I libbed in Indpls, New Castle, Orleans, Paoli, French Lick, West Baden. Also
New Paris, Ohio on the border.
I furgotted u teh wun dat maded dat comment bowt Fishers. I srry.
IF U KLIK MAI NAEM U WILL SEE TEH PRESINT I MAED 4 U….
*turns shouting orf* sawy i wuz shoutin i wuznt payin tension to mai leddurz…
awww…is so cute!!!
awlsew i maedid u mai frin an nau ur stuk wif mii…..
did u liek ur pic?
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1420511
ai hope dis wun wurks, its fur u, tu!!!
wutt a littull sweetee!
tank u!!
Best wishes to u, hour deer Kafleen. Sorree ai am sew late arriving 2 ur party, but it looks liek teh sillybration may go on well into teh night. And sew it shud fur sech a wonnerful liddle dawn key. U bing us much fun an ur so sweet and kind to ebberyone. Happitail birfday 2 u, an meny moar.
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
Oh, u is so precious. <3
I willz bee waiteeng furr dem, too, like a good littul Dawnkey hostess….
hai agin Kafleen! U had a grate partee adn have been a berry grashus hostess. I just stopping bai 2 say g’nite n sweet dreemz. Schmooo. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ {{{{Kafleen}}}}
Nitey nite.
teh kitteh haz a niitemair poor kitteh i haz pasta
ahahah i ment i haz cakez
happey birfday kafleen !1!
Why tanks!
Hey, U tehkitteh he be talkin bowt!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1036300
hey Kaffleen ……………..
.
ain’t life grand !!!????!!!!
Yesh.
{{{{{salleh}}}}}}
That’s how I get my wife to sleep with me…
*wisspurrs*
Roses an dark choklitt cuddun hurt.
Happy birfday sweet sweet dawn key. Blessings and good health to enjoi 4 ever.
Oh, tanks you, soo!
Wuddun it beez amazing if dis hit 365 and den stayed dere forebbur??
Wutt amazing coinkydink, juss like mah 365 gift!!!
U sweet liddle dawn key. Ai m sur it will go way obber 365 cuz peeps see awl teh comments hav to come luk an wish yu happitails birfday. An u r such a grayshus hostess an 10Q eberyone! u had a berry nice partee!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, ONE AND ALL WHO CAME TO MY PARTY AND MADE
ME FEEL LIKE THE MOST LOVED PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
Thank you to everyone who did anything! Thank you for the cards and presents and poems and Happy Birthdays and PICTURES and EVERYTHING!!
THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST DAY EVAH!
I truly hope and pray that no one got ignored…..I tried to say thank you to everyone on here! If I missed anyone it was NOT intentional and you can email
me and give me the Wutt For!
THANK YOU ALL!!!
Ur Welcome! It is cwite eesy tu has a I Can Has Cheezburger birfday pahtey don’t u fink?
wow, Kafleen!! Ai noes dis musta maded yu happietail, cuz dis iz amayzin amount of postie toasties awl awn yur behalf!!!
Yu IS berry lubbed, mayk no mistayk abowd it!!!
Ai caymed bak tuday tu see haow manny posts dere wuz after Ai left teh partee… Yu is soitenlee a populur donkee!!!! \o/\o/\o/ fur Kafleen! Anuuder yeer owlder, but bedder ebbery day! (grins)
(schmooos)
sry, i’ze dun speek eenglish.
That was a nice read.