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Ai dont wanna be nommed
and dont wanna be ommed eethur!!
cohhhhmmmm rats on tawp spot in teh brayd Annipuss!
Fanks leeza, what shall we du fur sillybrashuns oar haz we had `nuff partyin fur 2dai?
do we ever has enuf partying??
I wuz thinkin, on accowt uv the picskshure (and gotting the idea from LyP too) that maybee insted of dans, we cud do sum Ty Chee?
breeve deep slow breffs… calm and relaxes…do nawt think uv yr worries and problems…..zzzzzzzz….
*huh*
Maybee we shud dans aftur all….
Der aer dansing Buddah statews, sew ai thynk danses aer Teh Wai tew go.
R yu shure yu r nawt tinking of dancing Shiva?
Hu iz Hindu god, not a Buddha.
Shiva Nataraj (Lord of the Dance) syyms tu bi lizted az a Buddah.
http://www.bighappybuddha.com/brshnast16.html
trust not the ads of marketers..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva
Conga rat shoo lacings!
Luks liek three-way ty!
~grabs tys from Teh Ty Booteek and passes them around~
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Ommms foar eberywun!
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Dans ub teh Shivva!
“Don’t wanna be nommed by u,
nommed by u and onlee u….
Don’t wanna be nommed by u aloooone…
boop,boop,bee doop”
O grate! anuvver eerwurm. At leest it’ll get rid uv teh wun Ai’ve had eber sins dey singd Donkey ridin on TB yesturdai.
Soree !!!!!!
{{{{annipuss}}}}
yew can haz teh lonely goatherd!! :sigh:
Ennewun seen dat lubbly Jammamamamammamamamakitty?
I needs tew see her
ohai tidmum, did teh usmails cum thru?
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FANKYOO FANKYOO FANKYOO ELEBENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dansdansdans*
*spin an twirl an happitayl pranse*
I gooted mah mail tewday *Wh00t!! Wh00t!!*
Thankyou so so much.The books are wonderful!!
I shall enjoi reedin tehm an nommin (an smokin):wink: wen I is sittin in ma gardin in teh sunnyshine. I can has relaxin an dooin mah fave fings awlatwunce
Luv Claire xxxxx♥♥♥♥♥♥
ai finkso yew will lol wen yew reads teh paperback……… am glad it came thru sew fast!! ai lurves tew shair teh books. ai had teh sad wen ai mobed…….ai had sew many an didn’t hab as much room sew lots ob dem went to library an stuff……..an ai has tew keep clearing tem out before ai has teh same problem.
Enjoy!!!
ohai, TM& Jamamamama, ai noze just da problem abowt awl doze bukz. Ai gotz a hole pyl ina hawlwai wating tu go tu liberry oar anuvvur gud hoam. Ai got tu Kafleen’s burfdai lait tu. It getz aftur a big lawng fred , cant get fing tu keep mubing alawng tu rede. Nais flowrz, TM. oh, du yu has annipuss emayo? we wur traing tu reech fru frenz but mai profyl sez iz no anni dere. ai sede Jamamama wif mj pikshur. yay!
ai fink her email is ann622@yahoo.com, it wuz in teh cheezfrens member list and showed her being from London……
yew goes tew cheezfrens? ai put sum pikshurs from Orygun ter tew!
duzznt yew hatez tew get rids ob books?? ai always sez ai’m not gonna buy more, jus go tew library……….. but you know, you’re at teh checkout stand and dat book luks good…… :sigh: and it was good!
Dat’s nawt quite rite an Ai wuz tryin 2 avoyd it bein owt in teh open, but Ai suppose it shud b otay – it’s got bt after teh @
teh freds go bai fast!! an ai kin nebber find innyfing after a day oar tew…….. but ai dew apolologize!!
Otay, ai’ll fergib u, but iffn Ai getz ennee trubble, ai’ll cum an hawnt u!
ai haz a skeeered!!
wut ai duz is has teh yahoo emeow address on teh cheezfrens member page an den iffn ai wants teh emeow ai ask to hab sumwun send to dat address an den gibs teh lucky wuns mai IRL emeow…..
the lucky wuns. ai’m shur!!!
Ai ownlee hadded teh wun emeow address wen Ai joyned – Ai wuz goin 2 put a “disposabul” wun heer an gib gma mai reel wun wen she sended 2 dat.
Ohai gmwgs
I will email yoo sum ob mah gardin picshures wen I kan get tehm awn teh pyooter.
Iz lukkin nycer nao huzbum bilded mah pergola an planters. Teh flours in tehre ar nao groin,but wun side has Kitteh lyke flattened area!! I finkso Hazel felled orf the pergola-fern be an acrobat so it was nawt her!!
Still got lots moar werk to do,but we haz started-3 yeers after moobin in!!
I seed ur greeteeng.
I has a sparklee bridle!
I am reely lukkin forward to reedin teh buks.An teh cook buk!! WoW!!!
It are beeyoutiful. I can duz moar noo ressipes Yayyyyyy!!!!!
xxxxxxx♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Did yoo mayke teh beyootiful card too?
noes………. i gotsum frum mai stamping friend……. ai haz awl teh stuffs tew do dem tho………. jus can’t find mai “round 2 it”
I whish I wuz clebber to do fings lyke dat.
Noe whut you meen bai “round 2 it” !!
I haz just found bokses frum wen we moobed free yeerz ago!!!
I ar doin a bootsale dis weekend to get rid ov junk an clutter.
Prolly buy moar tehre tho…….
ai betz iz teh gud stuffs!! next time gibs me moar notisss sew ai can get a ticket!!
I finkso der be a biddin war okkurin awn teh cheezfrenz for mah candlol stik an Yvi wants to lib in mah Harry potter understares cubberd!!
I telled dem ITS MINE!!! Haha!!
ICHCbay!! ower own auction plais!! cud be spensib!!
Troo dat!!!
Ohai Cheezfrends with too mani books —
Dere is a bery neet wai to share deh books ober de innertoobs.
Is called BookMooch. See http://www.bookmooch.com
Peeps put list ub books deh do not want any moar on webbysight, getz pointees. Udder peeps ask “Ai can haz yur book?” and gibs pointees to sender thru de sight. Da BookMooch sight keeps track ub yur pointees, witch can bee traided or gibben away if you DO NOT WANT to get mowr books.
De BookMoochers is allsew berry nyce peeps, liek Cheezfrends.
I haz been on dat sight for amostly 2 yeers naow. Iz gibbed manee books, haz gotten some books. Haz maded seberal frenz.
Iffen any Cheezpeeps want dem, I will mooch away my “The Cat Who …” collekshun of paeperbax.
OHMNOMOMG!
s.t.e.n.d. habs perseived de tao of cheezburger!
I have a new caption for this pic
Line one…. New food bowl
Line two….. Not funny
Line 3…… Not funny at all!
Michelle
zen…. u is doing it RONG!
If a cheezburger is nommed in teh forest an’ nobodi seez it, duz it hab calories?
If a man speaks in the forest and a woman is not there to hear him, is he still wrong…?
ooo.. henpecked, table for one?
Nope. Just thought I’d “cut to the chase” and get it over with
If a zippo liter iz uzed on a wierd press an’ nobodi zens it, duz it still set maus’ pants on fier? *tests theeri*
lolz!
jd… is yoo a he or a she?
I thot I noo but now I iz nawt sure.
Iym a he, but neber identyfyd wib “teh lads” mush. Iym weird.
well that’s wut I thot… but nawt weird! Yooneek!
noo kwestion!
re ‘the lads’, is u in TTI?
I gru up in TTI, mooved tu teh US eleben yeers ago an’ nau lib in Portland, Origown.
Ore gone sposed to be reely nise!
I has never been west of KY.
Eest coast cheezpeep heer.. actually have been to yoorup several times but still nawt seen much of my own country, outside of teh southeast. funny!
ebbur go bai teh name ub…….
Pete?
*cleers throat*
Nawt that ai know ov. On sum sites ai uze da naym ‘imipak’, an in reel lyf, I goe bai der naym ov jonathan. Dunno any petes, ovver dan pete marsh, an’ hez 1,950 yeerz owld and a lytl rinkly.
In da forest oar enny plais els.
Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper…
*snatch*
Oh! Wise guy, eh?
*Smacks leeza on the side of the head*
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck…
U tolded me to take it!!
**gets owt seltzer bottlol and sprays Maus wif it**
*Pies, of course, at leeza*
*SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT*
Ah heck, why not?!
*Get out the Zippo*
*Lights it*
*puts on FRU’s*
*and raises shields*
*throws teh grasshoppers at Maus, wich stick since there wuz leftover syrup from Kafleen’s partee in teh seltzer bottlol*
*Lights up a big Macanudo cigar*
What? You thought I was going to set your pants on fire? That is SOOOO yesterday…
***gets fyre extigwishur reddy****
I have a bad feline abowt this…..
Wow…reely spelled that weird!
Wut ai gets fer trying to type & talk to co-werker at sayme tiem !!
Whut did yoo spellol weerd? Eberryting luks OK to me…
“Extigwishur”….ai guess in lolspeek anyfing goes !!!
u can says that agin!
So…. wut shud I do wif this pebble??
Stick it in yer…
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Pokkit!
hmph.
I thot he wuz sposed to be teh wyse zen master… not teh wyse gui…
I shuds hav known, tho…
smokin’ Menudos…
Wut….the singing groop ??
I know… I thot it sownded stranj too…
Nah. Teh mexicun meet…
And its maCAnudo, silly peeps. Itsa brand uv seegar…
we noes Maus… play on werds… we were doin it rite!
expeshully if u bleeved us.
Werd play?! Whats taht?
*Whispers*
Yoo shud lookup “menudo” fer grins…
i did, ackshully!
’smokin’ hot latino boi band… hee hee…
Hay u gibbed me an idea.
ICHC Scrabblol.
Can u imajine???
The mind boggles…
That’s Life !
Hmmmm… ICHC Scrabblol …
Hooz 2 sai ifn enny uv da werdz r krekt?
We leevs dat up to u….
peeps are alwais arguin abowt wut iz or izzint a werd in Scrabble aneeways!
Aiz inbented a vurshin ob scrablol furr cheezfrends. Wurds hab tu bi at leest wun letter long, kan rap rownd corners, an’ alwais score elebenty poynts. Fur sum reezon, all gayms end in a draw. Dis meenz eberywun wins and eberyone gets a prize of drinkses and danses.
FTW!!1! Dreenkee n dans 4 U, jd!
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Ub cors, noewin me, Id steel fynd uh wai 2 looz…
No, yu be teh cheezburger (nom nom nom)
Haz it ur wai…
Hold teh pikklez and teh towmaterz, plz.
Noe prawblim, heer U goez …
**hanz rhsb speshul oardur cheezburger**
Haow r U dis fyn dai, rhsb?
lolzzzzz
be awl dat yew can be……….. burger wif cheez, plez
It’s oooooommmmmmmm kitteh, not nooooom
Kitteh iz moar intrestid in noms tho
kittehs are enlightened beeyings. Dat iz nawt sliip, dat iz horizontal meditation.
♪♫
Ω, Ω on deh ranje,
wear deh deer adn deh antee lope plaiz
wear sell dom iz herd
a dis kerijing werd
adn deh skyz r not klowdee awl day.
♪♫
MJ! Watt the heck! That pun hertz my brayne!
Ω
°°
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mai Ω on weeelz, let mii show u it.
Boooooooo!!!! Hisssssssssssssss!!!!
Duz u hab a MHz?
Ai has a joy. nuffing hurtz , mega oar ennykined. Ohai, mj. Yu going tu tak a pikshur ub bracelet Jamamamama maiked. Ai lub da beedz tu.
Adn if u meen motohomz… duz teh fraiz, my step
“They’ve got brakes!”
dad wuz so fond ov, cum tu mind,
He wud wait tu pull out awhile adn then
go ahead adn pull out in frunt of some car,
we wud ahl gasp, adn he’d say…..
yikes, wut advenchurs adn thrillz wif im.
Dat wuzent rite, mj. Dat hurted mai brain. An’ Ai chuckled against mah willz.
I gotz anuvver bershyun uv dat sawng, but itza liddul dim-mintid…
…
Wanna heerz it?
Shore.
O givz me uh klone
Uv mai oan flesh n boan
Wif da Y kromozome chaynjd 2 X
Den win herz iz grown
Dis klone uv mai oan
Herz will b uv da oppozit seks.
…
Klone, klone uv mai oan
Wif da Y kromozome chaynjd 2 X
Den win were uhlone
Sintz herz mynd iz mai oan
Herz b finkin uv nuffin but seks.
…
Towld U it wuz uh liddul dim-mintid…
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Asimov FTW!!!
Not kwite, Crapture.
Is also Heinlien. RAH, RAH, RAH!!!
Time Enuf Fer Luv, I haz it.
xx+xy=oo
I noes dis song 2!
Iz favrit filk song of de Heinlien fanz.
(My propellur beenie, I showz it too yoo.)
Ai haz hi resiztans 2 dat.
Wud u like 2 joyn my ♣?
It haz a hi kapazitans, wif lo induktans…
Watt? Joules ii hau bad da Amp-el punz kan Volt.
Ai’z a faraday teh anser is negatib
Dis haz sertunlee bin enlytening…
I m Lectrocutus uv Short (serkit, dat iz)
Resiztans b fyootyl…
Dis nawt mirrur image den?
Himz has big earzes lyke meh
is this a new type of kitteh
I haz neber seed?
Luks liek fayrlee common tabbicat 2 me – we haz wun liek dat wen Ai libbed wiv mai parints
I finks dis iz Maine Coon kitteh… Dey is berry big an floofy…
He luks jus like mei Tommy cat, who iz Maine Coon kitteh. Yup.
Don’t fink we haz dem in TTI – most kittehs Ai haz met iz moggies.
wut’s a moggie?
I fink is TTI werd fer a mixed-breed (not pure bred) good ol’ cat…
Like we call teh goggies ‘mutts’?
Well dose are teh best, I finkso!
Yup. Just so…
Hee hee, we cawls goggies mutts! We duz haz pure-bred kittehs, Syumeez, Bermeez, Ingerlish bloo an Purrshuns fur eksampul, but teh wuns rownd ware Ai libs is mixt up wuns dat we cawl moggies.
well i fink it’s teh KYOOT and I mite call my next kitteh ‘Moggie’!
I fink that wud be a GRATE name!
Moogie iz a naym ov a peece ov muzik written by Delia Derbyshire, da purrson wu mayd mush elektronik muzik for teh BBC.
duzzit yuse a mog synthesizur?
I thynk dat wun duz, yes.
Yez. Dat’s rite. Albo, “moggie” kan be uzed to meen ani kitteh. Teh orijin iz wyrd: http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-mog1.htm
Akshully, just sore own wikipedia dat moggie kan also meen mowse.
O rly! Kewl! I finks…
Ai nawt fink him iz a Mainely Coon. Him has no floofy beerd lyk teh Mainely Coons has.
Ai fink him jes beeg ole tabby wif whyt.
I imagined that the kitteh are tinking dis when himz see the
Buddha stashoo
I agreez kitteh luks like a tubby maine coon tabbiez
they iz very purty floofusius
No kitteh, destroy your ego’s false idea of “self”. ENLIGHTENMENT UR DOING IT WRONG!
Schrodinger pruuved cats exist and downt exist at da saym time, wich meens dey aer in tuch wib deir Buudah nature.
Buddhist kittteh seeks nirvana
Moast kittehs jus seek fuds
Seek Cieling Cat, budda cat is just stone idol. “Thou shall not worship false cats.”
“… unless teh hoomans leeve offurings of fuds neerby.”
Buddha Cat sez beware medafiziks and luk deep fur whaz reel. Sumtime IDEA of Cieling Cat is da worse idol of dem all. Oh, an if yu tink Buddha Cat is just a ston, then you misreprezent Buddha Cat to fit yer own jugments. That maks Ceiling Cat cry. = (
Iffen a kitteh wurships a dinosaw, duz dat maek teh dinosaw bone idol?
they also seekz gud furnishoors to scratch and
nice sunneh places to napz
Wen in da sun, dey aer contemplaytink da lite in a horizontal meditation.
story time fur de kiddies (shhtop mi f yev heared dis)
“and whaddya mean im late??”
the rat was given the task of inviting the animals to report to the Jade Emperor for a banquet to be selected for the zodiac signs. the cat was a good friend of the rat, but the rat tricked him into believing that the banquet was the next day. The cat slept through the banquet, thinking that it was the next day. When he found out, the cat vowed to be the rat’s natural enemy for ages to come.
The cat and the rat were the worst swimmers in the animal kingdom. Although bad swimmers, they were both intelligent. They decided that the best and fastest way to cross the river was to hop on the back of the ox. The ox, being a naïve and good-natured animal, agreed to carry them across. However, overcome with a fierce competitiveness, the rat decided that in order to win, it must do something and promptly pushed the cat into the river. Because of this, the cat has never forgiven the rat, and hates the water as well. After the ox had crossed the river, the rat jumped ahead and reached the shore first, and it claimed first place in the competition.
…and so we has the xpresshun… u dirty rat!
But jus luk at hao menny kittehs dere ar in homes an teh rats ar mostly on teh owtside!
Dis leeds mee tu bleev dat teh cat rilly wun teh competishun.
Nao, teh rat woz dizqwalified bie teh athletic bored, band foar da next ten events adn forsd tu return teh cheezy nibbles.
*gasp*
Teh rat wuz taykin perforemens enhansin druggs???
Dey wuur supplyd at der bankquit by a sturgeon fownd gilty ov malpractis. An owl and a pussycat sau dem an’ wer put in an offsure witness protecshun program.
Dat mus hab taken plenty ob muny (rapt up inna ten pownd noat)
Don’t luk at me…
hmmm, wiley u dew hav da habitz of riding on da mounts
dis wash inna no waves directored at u, Sir Maus
*Sniff*
I noes…
*Sniff*
But I gets blaymded fer so much arownd heer…
*Sniff*
there, there now
here’s a flamethrower to cheer yup
Ahhhh…u gibbed Maus a flamethrower???
RUUUUNNNNN !!!
*Looks longingly at the flamethrower*
*Sighs*
No fanks. I iz tryin to quits. I can has rain check?
1 rain check
spires 8/8/08
***luks arownd corner***
Wuuuuuttt????
Maus DECLINED the offer uv a flamethrower?????
Flamethrowers are inelegant Eeck. They lack subtlety. But a Zippo… no there’s an elegant device. Easy to conceal… easy to operate…
*Pulls out Zippo, lights Eecks pants*
*FWOOOPH*
See?
Gotta run! See ya arownd Eeck!
***skwirts seltzer on self*****
How are u so sure ai’m wearin PANTS ????
so much for a Zippo being SOOOO yesterdai!
Eeck!! Did u has ur FRU’s on?
**runs to get waters**
Fyre Resistant Undies ?????
Iz okai…ai has seltzered maiself…..
oh gud!
I had a worrie.
And Maus runned away?
Just liek a boi… sets ur pants on fyre one minnit, tehn disappears…
Jus liek a MAUS,espeshully!!!
Has to leev werk nao….will check in at home layter !!!!
mai inelegantce givts u seez dem o the subtlety the sobtolee
can nawt shop wit Wile
can nawt shop wit Wile
can nawt shop wit Wile
Ai’v red taht storee! Tihs iz teh year ov teh rat!
dere is no chzburger
It iz U hoo gitz nommed
woah
Mai naym … iz MEOW!
Dere is oanlee Zool?
R u the gaytekeeper?
noh, eye yam teh cheez master
I fink we shood kraws da beemz…
Noooooooo – plz to nawt be krawsin teh beemz!!!!
Dat kan bi arranjed.
Staring contest (the cat will win, paws down)
Kitteh wud lyke Zen Cheezburger…mayk him wun wif ebryfing!
Hmmmm, Ai fink tihs bees a stare-aowf tuu sea hoo blinkez nawt sekund;
(Kitteh wil bees teh looser!!)
Awlsoe kitteh be seekeing teh hai-est deegree ov kohntehmplashun:
(Cloase yuur eise, kitteh, adn cleer yuur mynde ov enny extraineeous stuf taht bees klutteryng iyt up;)
(Fink ov jes wun wurd, liek a mantra………
yesh,……….. jes wun wurd,….. wun wurd,….. wun wurd…………
“CHEEZBURGER!!!!!!!”
Ayv nown kittehz dat can owt-stair a statew.
Eben wen deyz finkin abowt teh cheezburgerz?
kitteh sez “sir buddah ajust sit vryvry qwietllee holedun wadda
4 birrdehs, i jest goin over thear b hin d fleur pots fer 1 minets, k?”
KOAN OF KITTEH:
Imajin ur cheezburgr befoar teh cow was even bornded
The buddha and the Kitty seemingly concentrating about something.. hehe
– http://www.anyassets.com
Wii mus bii teh chanj wii wantz tu c. Dat duz nawt miin wii wantz tu bii r fudz.
EGGzactamentay, byootii cat! Whyl wii can bii sed tu bii whut wii eatz, it duzzen miin wii are fudz. Oh, ai givz up! *heddesk*
2 no der ways of Tai Kwan Leap, yew muss furst no yerselp…meddytait upawn this, so…. aauummmm…..
If kitteh iz teh cheezburger, he iz gunna be nommin himself…
I fink I goes bak to Ceiling Cat. He tels me troo things. He dont scrambl mai
kitteh brayn This statuu iz reelee dum!
Yup!
I wantz to be zee fwies!
Cat: “Can a dog have buddha nature?”
Buddha: “Mu.”
lolz!!
Zen Kitteh upon reaching satori:”If U meets teh Buddha bai teh sied of teh road, nom teh Buddha, foar he is nawt teh true Buddha”
iz leson fr al kittehs:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1685278