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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ai dont wanna be nommed
and dont wanna be ommed eethur!!
cohhhhmmmm rats on tawp spot in teh brayd Annipuss!
Fanks leeza, what shall we du fur sillybrashuns oar haz we had `nuff partyin fur 2dai?
do we ever has enuf partying??
I wuz thinkin, on accowt uv the picskshure (and gotting the idea from LyP too) that maybee insted of dans, we cud do sum Ty Chee?
breeve deep slow breffs… calm and relaxes…do nawt think uv yr worries and problems…..zzzzzzzz….
*huh*
Maybee we shud dans aftur all….
Der aer dansing Buddah statews, sew ai thynk danses aer Teh Wai tew go.
R yu shure yu r nawt tinking of dancing Shiva?
Hu iz Hindu god, not a Buddha.
Shiva Nataraj (Lord of the Dance) syyms tu bi lizted az a Buddah.
http://www.bighappybuddha.com/brshnast16.html
trust not the ads of marketers..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva
Conga rat shoo lacings!
Luks liek three-way ty!
~grabs tys from Teh Ty Booteek and passes them around~
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Ommms foar eberywun!
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Dans ub teh Shivva!
“Don’t wanna be nommed by u,
nommed by u and onlee u….
Don’t wanna be nommed by u aloooone…
boop,boop,bee doop”
O grate! anuvver eerwurm. At leest it’ll get rid uv teh wun Ai’ve had eber sins dey singd Donkey ridin on TB yesturdai.
Soree !!!!!!
{{{{annipuss}}}}
yew can haz teh lonely goatherd!! :sigh:
Ennewun seen dat lubbly Jammamamamammamamamakitty?
I needs tew see her
ohai tidmum, did teh usmails cum thru?
{{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}


FANKYOO FANKYOO FANKYOO ELEBENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dansdansdans*
*spin an twirl an happitayl pranse*
I gooted mah mail tewday *Wh00t!! Wh00t!!*
Thankyou so so much.The books are wonderful!!
I shall enjoi reedin tehm an nommin (an smokin):wink: wen I is sittin in ma gardin in teh sunnyshine. I can has relaxin an dooin mah fave fings awlatwunce
Luv Claire xxxxx♥♥♥♥♥♥
ai finkso yew will lol wen yew reads teh paperback……… am glad it came thru sew fast!! ai lurves tew shair teh books. ai had teh sad wen ai mobed…….ai had sew many an didn’t hab as much room sew lots ob dem went to library an stuff……..an ai has tew keep clearing tem out before ai has teh same problem.
Enjoy!!!
ohai, TM& Jamamamama, ai noze just da problem abowt awl doze bukz. Ai gotz a hole pyl ina hawlwai wating tu go tu liberry oar anuvvur gud hoam. Ai got tu Kafleen’s burfdai lait tu. It getz aftur a big lawng fred , cant get fing tu keep mubing alawng tu rede. Nais flowrz, TM. oh, du yu has annipuss emayo? we wur traing tu reech fru frenz but mai profyl sez iz no anni dere. ai sede Jamamama wif mj pikshur. yay!
ai fink her email is ann622@yahoo.com, it wuz in teh cheezfrens member list and showed her being from London……
yew goes tew cheezfrens? ai put sum pikshurs from Orygun ter tew!
duzznt yew hatez tew get rids ob books?? ai always sez ai’m not gonna buy more, jus go tew library……….. but you know, you’re at teh checkout stand and dat book luks good…… :sigh: and it was good!
Dat’s nawt quite rite an Ai wuz tryin 2 avoyd it bein owt in teh open, but Ai suppose it shud b otay - it’s got bt after teh @
teh freds go bai fast!! an ai kin nebber find innyfing after a day oar tew…….. but ai dew apolologize!!
Otay, ai’ll fergib u, but iffn Ai getz ennee trubble, ai’ll cum an hawnt u!
ai haz a skeeered!!
wut ai duz is has teh yahoo emeow address on teh cheezfrens member page an den iffn ai wants teh emeow ai ask to hab sumwun send to dat address an den gibs teh lucky wuns mai IRL emeow…..
the lucky wuns. ai’m shur!!!
Ai ownlee hadded teh wun emeow address wen Ai joyned - Ai wuz goin 2 put a “disposabul” wun heer an gib gma mai reel wun wen she sended 2 dat.
Ohai gmwgs
I will email yoo sum ob mah gardin picshures wen I kan get tehm awn teh pyooter.
Iz lukkin nycer nao huzbum bilded mah pergola an planters. Teh flours in tehre ar nao groin,but wun side has Kitteh lyke flattened area!! I finkso Hazel felled orf the pergola-fern be an acrobat so it was nawt her!!
Still got lots moar werk to do,but we haz started-3 yeers after moobin in!!
I seed ur greeteeng.
I has a sparklee bridle!
I am reely lukkin forward to reedin teh buks.An teh cook buk!! WoW!!!
It are beeyoutiful. I can duz moar noo ressipes Yayyyyyy!!!!!
xxxxxxx♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Did yoo mayke teh beyootiful card too?
noes………. i gotsum frum mai stamping friend……. ai haz awl teh stuffs tew do dem tho………. jus can’t find mai “round 2 it”
I whish I wuz clebber to do fings lyke dat.
Noe whut you meen bai “round 2 it” !!
I haz just found bokses frum wen we moobed free yeerz ago!!!
I ar doin a bootsale dis weekend to get rid ov junk an clutter.
Prolly buy moar tehre tho…….
ai betz iz teh gud stuffs!! next time gibs me moar notisss sew ai can get a ticket!!
I finkso der be a biddin war okkurin awn teh cheezfrenz for mah candlol stik an Yvi wants to lib in mah Harry potter understares cubberd!!
I telled dem ITS MINE!!! Haha!!
ICHCbay!! ower own auction plais!! cud be spensib!!
Troo dat!!!
Ohai Cheezfrends with too mani books —
Dere is a bery neet wai to share deh books ober de innertoobs.
Is called BookMooch. See http://www.bookmooch.com
Peeps put list ub books deh do not want any moar on webbysight, getz pointees. Udder peeps ask “Ai can haz yur book?” and gibs pointees to sender thru de sight. Da BookMooch sight keeps track ub yur pointees, witch can bee traided or gibben away if you DO NOT WANT to get mowr books.
De BookMoochers is allsew berry nyce peeps, liek Cheezfrends.
I haz been on dat sight for amostly 2 yeers naow. Iz gibbed manee books, haz gotten some books. Haz maded seberal frenz.
Iffen any Cheezpeeps want dem, I will mooch away my “The Cat Who …” collekshun of paeperbax.
OHMNOMOMG!
s.t.e.n.d. habs perseived de tao of cheezburger!
I have a new caption for this pic
Line one…. New food bowl
Line two….. Not funny
Line 3…… Not funny at all!
Michelle
zen…. u is doing it RONG!
If a cheezburger is nommed in teh forest an’ nobodi seez it, duz it hab calories?
If a man speaks in the forest and a woman is not there to hear him, is he still wrong…?
ooo.. henpecked, table for one?
Nope. Just thought I’d “cut to the chase” and get it over with
If a zippo liter iz uzed on a wierd press an’ nobodi zens it, duz it still set maus’ pants on fier? *tests theeri*
lolz!
jd… is yoo a he or a she?
I thot I noo but now I iz nawt sure.
Iym a he, but neber identyfyd wib “teh lads” mush. Iym weird.
well that’s wut I thot… but nawt weird! Yooneek!
noo kwestion!
re ‘the lads’, is u in TTI?
I gru up in TTI, mooved tu teh US eleben yeers ago an’ nau lib in Portland, Origown.
Ore gone sposed to be reely nise!
I has never been west of KY.
Eest coast cheezpeep heer.. actually have been to yoorup several times but still nawt seen much of my own country, outside of teh southeast. funny!
ebbur go bai teh name ub…….
Pete?
*cleers throat*
Nawt that ai know ov. On sum sites ai uze da naym ‘imipak’, an in reel lyf, I goe bai der naym ov jonathan. Dunno any petes, ovver dan pete marsh, an’ hez 1,950 yeerz owld and a lytl rinkly.
In da forest oar enny plais els.
Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper…
*snatch*
Oh! Wise guy, eh?
*Smacks leeza on the side of the head*
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck…
U tolded me to take it!!
**gets owt seltzer bottlol and sprays Maus wif it**
*Pies, of course, at leeza*
*SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT*
Ah heck, why not?!
*Get out the Zippo*
*Lights it*
*puts on FRU’s*
*and raises shields*
*throws teh grasshoppers at Maus, wich stick since there wuz leftover syrup from Kafleen’s partee in teh seltzer bottlol*
*Lights up a big Macanudo cigar*
What? You thought I was going to set your pants on fire? That is SOOOO yesterday…
***gets fyre extigwishur reddy****
I have a bad feline abowt this…..
Wow…reely spelled that weird!
Wut ai gets fer trying to type & talk to co-werker at sayme tiem !!