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I SEW needs noo peepul.
Constrawzulayshunz, Leeza an Annipuss an Maus! I wuz gonna run dis rayse, butz I got cawted up in reedin teh “Best Lolz” fred, an whoops! It were 9:06.
*Presents large tray of smooviez wif bendee strawz.* Awl flavurs liek
Anise
Booberree
Candyapple
Delishuss
E…
ohai ZF!
Ebil Maus
Froot medally
Graype
helfy stuffs
ice creems
jungle joos
Ohai PB2K!! Ur numberz awn teh wai up yet? I finkin ob u!
fanks, ZF! Mai nummerz has gone WAI up! Teh liddel wite blud cells ar bak in teh neermal range, an teh reds ar coming along nyslee, too. I haz a happi - i kin start doing stuffs agin as lawng as I can has energees.
YAY!!!!! (Sry took so long, the furnace guy came, and we had to show him what the heck it’s doing).
I sew happee fur yew! Savez ur ennerjeez 4 teh fun stuffz! Liek moar ICHC!
An ai’ll tag along heer wif a YAY!!!! too! Such happee noos!
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An ai’ll also send aut teh 12 dansing Conga Ratz fur teh grate braid ov leea-b, Annipuss an Maus!
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Did yoo see teh wunnerful noo costyooms cSmall desined?? Verree flashee!!
o noes i misded tehm! wehr r tehy?
Bak a fyoo pikshoors. Ai dont think ai bukmarkeded them. Pooh!
Shuddda dun taht.
Ai’ll trai to find tehm - an hav tehm at teh reddee. ai can’t rite nao - got to go soon. But ask mee soon - ai will hav found tehm - AND bukmarked them!!
fanx janet! c u soon!
Hai Janet!! Jamamamamama adn I had sew much funz!! Wii lukkted in deh anteeQ shopz adn nommed deh OH Hai Desert Tea!! Did u see deh pitcherz I posted? Teh tea blossum wuz sew berry prittee!
Kiwi joos
lemming ade
Mangow
Necktereen
Orinj (but nawt poyzn)
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Purrfecklee smoooooove
Quite sweet an tart
Razzberree
Strumberree
T…
ponshe
queen sized fruut
razzbrry
tee!
Ugli froot
V-8 an’ wheet gras
Watered melnom
X-actually what U want
Zeriosly stripy stir-in choklit and nilla smoothie like a zeburah!
Prune joos
qwiklee mayd flayvurs
ripe ‘mato
sweet dewmelon
t…
kiwi
Lime
mango
nectarine
orange
plum
quince
raspberry
strawberry
tomato?
ugli fruit
vanilla
watermelon
xtra yummy fuds
yam
zucchini
Hot Tamale
Ingerlish Tee
Jinjer flavur
Kod libber oil flavur (kittehz nomnomnom… )
L…
ha-y-in ponsche
iPod (is an appl, yu kno…)
jak frut
Cool languiz ovuh heya.. Oh, I just can’t het ot. This site is too cool. Reeli! ^_^
Does anyone know what kind of cat that is? Its beautiful…
yah, lukkit da eerz!
Iz Abbysinnian I finkso. Iz troo- a beeyootimuss Kitteh
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Welcum to ower Happy place John Stowick -I iz tidmum an I frum TTI.
Heer-hab a CHRG(wdoi) incase ob splorts-tehy halp stop branzez frum assplodin awll ebreeware.
Haz a chokklit possum an a floofy blankie too.
We haz no rules,cep plai nyce.
Join teh fun
Welcome indeedz!
( “here we see the naomi campbell lolcat, moments away from throwing a world class tantrum. I’ll just stay in the chopper, while jim goes for a closer look” )
beware ob teh flying crystal-enkrusted sell fones, her kuld prolly hit teh chopper wif wun
MoO’sWK ref FTW!!! (Haven’t thawt ov taht in decades…thx, Stend!)
(”While Jim wrestles the Naomi Campbell lolcat, I’m reviewing his Mutual of Omaha life insurance policy, as I’m listed as the benefactor”)
Ai tan’t weech dis wun
Test… Test… Testing 1… 2… 3…
is the kitteh gonna sing nowz?
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“..anything but that…”
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Conga rats shoe laces, leeza-b! Wot kinda drinksies and dansies wuld u like for teh silly bray shun? U can has bendy straws, 2!
fanks Upfi!
Bendy straws is too mush leik horsepittal straws tho.
How abowt sum cawfee drinks? Maybee cawfee and ammarettto?
Or iz it too erlie?
O rite, I is asking sumone in a diffrent tiem zone so it is definitely nawt too erlie!
itz ok!
lawts uf people DO like!
I’ll just taek mine owt.
Oh, no, bendy straws iz like fun kid straws!
Yu can be six yeers old again!
Speakings of age,
HAPPY BIRFDAY< KATHLEEN!
leeza-b, wil yu mayke sure Kafleen getz teh birfday wish?
I can’t be on teh noon tred.
Tank yu.
Back to yur regular sillybrayshun.
yesh!
duz u meen Kafleen the originul, owr donkee frend??
Itz her BURFDAI?????
yAyS!!
Yes, Kfleen teh dawnkey!
Itz my fadder’s birfday, too, so I am sillybrayting wif tem.
hay wate….
I lukked back to sees wher I missed it, and I fink it’s WED not todai!
ZF had maded an annownsemint last nite!
So I will repeats it!!
**cc and paystes ZF’s pronownsemint**
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Interruptin this lolz tew bring thsi annownsemint:
Wednesday is owr faveritt Donkey’s BIRFDAI!!!
Wii shud hab a PARTEE!!!!!
Maibee wii shud hab it at teh 3rd lolpic ov teh day, that wud be noon Eestern thyme.
Sownz gud tew me!
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Wii nao returnz u tew ur reggilar funz an gamezez.
Why, tanks!
Happy Birfday, booklion daddeh!
I gotted it! Tanks you furr mah eerlee greeteeng!
{{{booklion}}}}
ao hoaps yu can has menee gud wishes as yu gave meh on mai birfday!
furst frum meee:
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}
nao frum ennywun else:
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}
Awwww….
Tanks! ♥
slurp…slurp…slurp…o noes brain freez!
Iz he drinkin a Maus smoothie ????
hmmm nootrishus and delishus
kitteh’s protein shake
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk!!!
Oh… sry. Yer alreddy heer…
so, maus. do yu fink a “yu” smoothy wud tast gud?
(like in one of teh sideways buks frum wen ai wus yungr. wen teh teechr brot in “kid flavr ise creem”, one flavr fur eash kid.)
ai like leper kuukees bettr. has moar flaver an nawt qwite so shoogery sweet.
And pieces fall off easy too…
Okai,ai’m grossed owt,now……
five eesy pieces… ur doin it.. pleh!
I fink the lions btw Maus and Ebil Maus are becoming blurrie.
no problemo, a littl fotochop shud clear up those lions in a jiffee. an if we get bored, we kan alsew draw mustashes awn them!
Deer Maus (and Ebil Maus,too and eberyboddy)
I did has a sad….but you maek it better now. Thnx
*snurt*
You just know that SOMEBODY knows SOMEONE who got leprosy, even
though that doesn’t happen anymore (and if it does someone will surely
come along and let me know) and is butthurt by this.
My sarcasstikul professees, let mee share dem wiff u.
Ummmm Kathleen.. Ai did.
But ai awnlee met them - dint reelee know them. . .an ai wudn’t bee hurt eneway!! LOL!
{{{{{{KAFLEEN}}}}} There iz NO ONE awn teh fayce ov teh urth laik YOOOOOO!!!!
Yoo ar a constant joi!!! Awlwayz. Ai follow YOO around to see waht yoo will do next!
Oh Kafleen! LOL!!! ROFL!!!!
ROFL111
Yoo cannawt eben BEGIN to know hao glad ai am yoo ar heer!!