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Snowball
I WUB YOU DIS MANY!
gratses annipuss.
danse danse danse… ai jus’ can get my windyhawp wite…
I’z da fairest, I’z da fairest! Yoo bee cutest.
I sumtymz sloe figgerin owt sum cheezfrinz lolspeek dyalek…
It tuk me bowt free reedz 2 gitz wat U ment bai “windyhawp”…
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Mai dekreesin brayn aktibitee … let me shoez U … um, wat wuz I sayin?
concatulashuns, annipuss!
Fanks, we got us a brayde wiv eekthecat, so congrats 2 u an eek 2!
lol ever read david sedaris’ “the santaland diaries”?
“snowball is playing a dangerous game”
snobal? mebeee u tinkin uv sno wite? hooz ebill mommee phed her aweerdo apple?
Praps Ai woz, but iffn u iz tryin to be nawt sekond, u don haz tiem 2 fink!
mirror o Erised…
…shows kitteh’s twoo desiyer…
Wut’s hims desiyer…..a kyoot kitteh ???
Narcissus kitteh knowz it’s awl aboot hims…
*frum the sport recubbery ward*
nice brayde, Annipuss, MaisNon and Eeck!
*trys to applsaws but can onlee clap wun hand*
want sum choklit martoonie??
Ai finks ai is in teh mood fer mango margareetas insted…
**sippee,sippee**
Yum…….
Fanks leeza-b choklit martoonie sounz grate.
looks liek hym desires boll ob yarn…
oar mebbe hii cawt teh gowldin snitch?
whutever it iz, it be invisibul.
Yez! Onlee hii can sii ett in teh mirror Esrid.
Me!! Me !! Me !!
kwite teh rapidash braid!!! orf tew teh Ty bo tiki!!
I likez yer site, sweetmotherofmars!
Ai cautta bug - an it wuz DIS big!
*luks arownd to see if sweetmotherofmars is sayf*
SMOM is much smaller dan teh grate big bug, ai finkz. Besidez - teh kyoot kitteh wud nawt nom a cheezpeep.
*whew* Ai dunnoe, tho… kittehz, ebben teh kyoot wunz, iz vry kurius.
Hmm whut’s tihs? Wuzzit feel liek? Wuzzit smell liek? Duzzit haev a flavr? *nom nom* PLEH Ett haz a flavr N teh flavr iz PLEH
Liddil bugz iz summytiems wurs fur teh where.
{{{Good aftrnoonish, Nightshayde!!}}}
Hai SMOM! Mebbe dis kyoot kitteh wud *sampul* udder liddul buggz, but nawt the cheezpeep wun. Wii must keep teh cheezpeepz uv awl shaepz an sizuz saef!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{Tks!!!}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Yew puttid my stick-like mynd @ eeze!
mus be skeeeeeeery bein sew liddel!! yew mus be berry berry cairful!
wen iz skuul owt?
Ai haev teh rezt ob dish weak, then nuffing but mai riisurch (and mooving) untill aver Ai visit wif yew and Altosinger et al!
Wheel bii a nyce brake b4 teaching (& rii surch) in teh fall.
um, Ai did anne swer tihs… nawt shur wai WurdPretzel ettid ett.
Uf akshul classiz Ai haev just tihs week left. Iz moar in the otter poast… oh whale.
Aw tks gremlin!!!
Ai just gottid hoem frum skool, sew I wuz Ndeed safe.
(((Nyce tew noe yew whir lurkin owt fur mii)))
{{smom}} *tinee, gentil snorgle*
Aw! {{{Snorgle-back!}}}}
YOO is kitteh!!
SPLORT
*splortz* rite nextoo Leeza…
At leest teh CCC duzint hafta go bery far.
*tripz ober niteshayde.*
Sry, MJ. Iz yew okay?
*dazedlee* I can haz martoonee?
Uv coars yew can haz martooneez!
*shaekz uppa batch uv lemontinis - wif sugar on teh rimz uv teh glasses*
Iz nawt chawklit - but iz bery refreshin in teh hawt wethur.
oh yas, plz joyn us MJ!!
wud u liek a mint wif ur martoonie?
*weeklee*
ohai nightshayde… izznt that teh kyootest kitteh??
*holds hand on hed so fyoo remaning brane cells cant excape*
Himz is sew preshusssss!
***pushes CCC between leeza & nighshayde****
***has CHRG’s,taype,blankees,& chokklit***
Put brayns back inna heds…hope ai diddint mix em!
Slap awn teh CHRG’s…
Tape,tape,tape….
Blankees & chokklit fer ebberyone!!
Fankz, eeck! Ai iz gettin beddur nao.
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Ai lieks teh avatar!
Fanks….ai lieks yours,too !!!
ai lurves teh liddel tubby purplol dude!!!
*Jumps up deh fred to Leeza
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,awl deh braynez bak in deh hed noaw.
*Pulling on deh CHRG, dis 1 b habbing deh spring crocusez
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp. Brrriiiiiiipppp.
Otay, I tuk u up in dis floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. U b bedder soon, Leeza
oh fanks MJ!
I iz yoosually not a splort-y type.
Maybee it wuz becawse the kitteh is oranj?
*sips chawklie martoonie, offurs sum to nightshayde*
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Oooh oooh oooh — I just got back from a cruise, during which I spent quite a bit of time at the martini bar. I drank a couple of chocolate martinis & thought of all you lovely cheezpeeps!!!
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Aim shoor it wuz teh orinjness of teh kitteh dat cauzed teh splorting, leeza. The bebeh orinj kittehz haz so bery much kyoot!!!!
oh, I was finkin maybee peeples were rite abowt teh poysin thing!
ware did u goes on ur croose??
caribbean, west coast, alaksa??
Caribbean - went to Bermuda, San Juan, St Thomas, and Grand Turk. It wuz lubberlee. Got home layt on Sunday — just nao getting bak to Calleefornya tiem in mah hed insted uv New York tiem.
Omai!!! taht duz sownd lubberlee.
Wuzzit yer nawt sekkond cruze? Ai haev nawt had mai nawt sekkond yet. Wuzzit liek?
Mai kureyozzimnus, lemme sho yew awl!
Wii haz cruised menny tiems nao. It wuz mai 4-year-old’s 4th cruze awlreddee.
It’s a really good way to experience various places & see if you want to go back later & spend time on a land vacation there, too. There’s tons of stuff to do, and everyone you’re traveling with can do different things yet never really lose track of one another (unless you want to). Or if you want, you can just do nothing. Read a book by a pool, or in a lounge… sleep… drink without having to worry about who’s going to drive home… see shows… watch movies… I highly recommend it. 
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My not second cruise was my honeymoon at the ripe old age of 30. It’s a very nice way to travel, I must say. You unpack your bags once, and your hotel travels with you everywhere you go.
oh ai kin see it tawl nao………… teh ICHC cruise!!! OMG, get in teh cabin!!!!
Ai fink dat wud b a ryot!
cud wii get teh TTI and the Meer Cans an teh Kiwiz an (whar’s Yvi? Alemand?) awl ob us awn a cruze?
An der’z Africat in Saudi, Ly in Skottlan an sumwun in Irelan - We gets ebryware!
Hao ar wii gonna awl get tewgeddr???
(Ai liek Africat teh teechur. Mai ad visor iz frum teh sof afrika tew. )
Yu awl recubburd frum Orygun nd redy tu sale awai awlredy? Yu iz n trepid.
Shii haz tew bii in teh souf WA suun, bettr bii recubbering.
O a ICHC cruise wud bii teh AWSUMOUSET!
Mayhaps win I gradumate?
Where cud wii goe?</strong?
Alpo poco oar Arooba?
Burmooda oar Baa hamma
Care a bein oar Cat a leena
D….
oh noe