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Dis luks liek a bar I knoes in Flint…
atz hao ai look avter a few, too.
Funny….dat’s how everybuddy ELSE looks after I has a few!
(blinks a couple times)
I sits down, now.
(THUD)
Conga rats on ur nawt sekkund! I wood awffur U uh dreenk, but it sowndz liek U haz hadz enuff…
Dat bear iz NAWT a hick. Hi iz prowpurli civilizezed.
holy buckets is that his ASS!?!?!!!?
HA !!! FIRSTY FIRSTY FIRSTY !!! NEENER NEENER NEENER !!! FIRSTY FIRSTY FIRSTY !!! NEENER NEENER NEENER !!! FIRSTY FIRSTY FIRSTY !!! NEENER NEENER NEENER !!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAH !!!
( NEENER NEENER NEENER !!! NEENER NEENER NEENER … )
BLEEN!
*piks up s.t.e.n.d., dips them in cheez sauce, then in catnip and then throws them into a huuge big playpen of kittehs.*
nao, dats jus vicious (viscously vicious I wonder?)
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAH !!!
**rapz stend in soft floofee blankee**
before or after hose-ing ‘im off?
hosing im off wut?
Well, hozing off da armi ov kittehs tryink tu eet teh cheez an’ catnip theyr coburd in. But maibi nawt.
(In golf announcer’s voice)
And just as generous and gracious a winner as always!
ROTFLMAO!
NEENER NEENER NEENER, HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA, NEENER NEENER NEENER, HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA, NEENER NEENER NEENER, HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA, NEENER NEENER NEENER, HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA, NEENER NEENER NEENER, HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA…
(gasp)
NEENER NEENER NEENER
oh, this IS fun !!! lols
*tells teh lolrus that stend took hiz bukkit*
**Stuffz floofee blankee in stendz mouf.**
*uz duckytape tu duckytape floofee blankee in plaec. uze spare CHRG tu privenet stend opening deir mouf. uze moor duckytape tu tape CHRG in plaes. Glu stend tu seeling, sew seeling cat can help teh poor unfortunate.*
OMG HE’S FIRST *AND* HE’S SPEAKING PROPER ENGLISH !!! THE LOLCAT UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING !!! IT’S A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN *INFAMY* !!!
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAH !!!
( snickers )
HELP US OBI-WAN !!! YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE !!!
Time 4 daily show wif Jon Stewart. Bye!!
Oh my God. I’m back. I’m home. All the time, it was… We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! Damn you all to hell!
I doan tink dey drunk. I tink dey just found out bout global warming…
I thot tat woz teh kittehs whu pushed hoomins off da roof dat had fownd owt abowt global warming. Or maibi dey wur hired by teh bears tu du sumfing.
oar mebbe he herd bout teh pandaplayz whut wuz hurt bad in de errthqwake, tew sad
Oh noes! Bernie dieded!
This picture is definitely more enjoyable than that movie!
yeah, don’t panda to such lowbrau tastes!
*heddesk*
*GROANNNNNNN*
I kant bear such bad jokes, so will hab bamboo shoot it.
Conga dansin ratz to you s.t.e.n.d..
What kinds uf drinkees n’ dansin to silly-brate yur fawrthest frum last?
Maybee has choklit martoonies in bamboozeld glassis?
And dans to Teddy Bear Picnic?
If yu gow owt tu tha lols tuday
Yu’re shur ob a bic kitteh
If yu gow owt tu tha lols tuday
Yu’d betta gow wiv a hare
For ebury lol dat eber der woz
Will splort adn gurgle teh hoominz bekoz
Tudy’s da day dat lols are at deir cutest
Oh jd, dat is a grate vershun of Teddy Bear Picnic.
FTW!!!
tankyu!
“I nawt as fink as U drunk I am, Ossifur”
“I ain’t drunk, ah’m jess drinkin…”
Everyone has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/26/funny-pictures-the-officer-problem
I doan haz uh dreenkin prawblim.
I dreenk, gitz drunk, fawl daown — noe prawblim…
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/26/funny-pictures-the-officer-problem
hellecho, hellecho, hellechoooooo
dang lynx
Ling Ling inna faint ober the birds and bees talk.
you wanna put what……..where?!
*faint ded awai*
“we just gotta prop him ups liek dis, and noebodies ever noe difference……see?”
dat was funnee tew see,
bcuz mai reel naim is bernadette,
but ebberywun juss callz me bernie.
i wer liek huh mai naim in a lol??
Panlol bare jus filleded up her SUV at teh gass stay shun! Teh shawck wuz 2 mush 4 her!
“i can walk jest phine, had 1 dwink, taht whassuh earfqwake i swearz”
silly panlol bare, dwinkin and walkin dun werk so well
Yu did indiid hab wun drynk. Iz dat der glass wuz wun gallion in siez.
I luvz dis movee!
Oh.. what a cute and adorable Panda’s, seemingly they’re looking so happy in the picture.. haven’t seen it yet in real.. hopefully soon.. – http://www.anyassets.com
Silly panlol bare, twix is fur kids!
Silli Jrassik Park dino, kids iz for twix.
Cumfurting…yer doin it cumfurtablee.
“Awl we hadz wuz bier n deze teenee weenee glassiz”
“Haow minnee teenee weenee glassiz didz u haz?”
“Sebentee too”
I thot it woz elebenty huntrut an sebentee too. I lost cownt, tho. But that’s ok, coz teh cownt woz gitting hungri.
O, da Cownt wuz dere 2?
…
“Elebentee!! Elebentee wunnerful glassiz uv bier! Bwa ha ha ha ha!”
***thunder booms in background***
the lightning flashed, the thunder crashed…..but that’s another story nevermind.
The lightning iz nau unda arrest fower publik expozur an’ iz being takun tu teh NB fore teh niet.
Akshullee, da kwoat wuz frum “Happee Daiz” win Richee caym hoam drunkt frum himz nawt-sekkund pardee wair alkyhawl wuz survded…
Happee Daiz iz wheer Mork frum Nawt Grim Adventures ov Mork an Mandy nawt sekkund appeared.
Yeh … datz ware Rawbin Willyumz gotted himz beeg brake
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hard 2 bleev…
Shazbat!! It b layt heer! Muss goez 2 beddee-by!
Nanoo-nanoo!
**howldz hand n sorta sydwayz “livz lawng n praws=purr” sine**
thay lookz like a buncha drunck rakoons!
Srsly dood, this isn’t gowin well.
It’s pandamonium at Bernies.
Wat did yu eggspekt, taking teh YNG theer?
lloks liek that onez givin births
Pandaz can haz midwyvz??
Meybe itz a midwyf crisis?
Cood be midwyf classiz (a la de Fronteer Skewl uv Midwifferee)
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(wich iz uh reel plays, BTW)
They Looks like a stuff toy.. really cute.
– http://www.AnyInput.com
uh, i’m pretty sure the panda is giving birth
Zombie Pandas!
But I don’t wanna eat Chinese again.
combined with the picture, that made me laugh helplessly.
/adores Chinese food, BTW!
plus eating bamboo fronds is good for their digestive tract –
With fronds like these– who needs enemas
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rimshot
sombodys passed out…
A FAMBLEE IYN TURMOYILE
Mommeh Panda (inna middel) haz jes founded aowt taht teh pryce ov bamboo wil bees shourtlee goeying up frew teh ruuf;
konseekwentlee, her haz swooneded!!!
“Wut wil weez duu?”, her bees murmurmuring;
“Haow wil weez liev? Weez awl gunna hasta taike fulles-tiem jawbs adn duz az muches muuneliting az pausibul!!”
Hers childruns iys awl konserned becuz tehms ar iyn kollidje adn mite hasta draup aowt; her husbin kan haz 2 jawbs awreddy!!Hims bees taikeing a nappee rite naow, becuz hims goez onna nite shiftez tuunite;
Wut tuu duu??? Tehms haz tuu muches ov a hai inkum foar fuud stampez;
(Besiedes, tehre ar noes fuud stampez foar bamboo;
iys konsidured furnimachure;)
Foar teh faullow-up storree awn tihs troolee trubbuled famblee, tunez iyn at elebentey……………
NAW, tihs Panduh onlii sleepii! Oar mebbe tihs Panduh eated tew mennii berriz!
Whoever captioned this is genius!
You know what’s funny is last night I saw the weekend at bernie’s pic shopped with Locke, Jack & Benjamin faces. Hilarious.
Hahahaha! Never knew someone else knew about this movie.