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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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deh fursts, deh be mien? ai hope dey be… dis’ be mah vewy furst furst! LOLZ! no srsly tho I prbbly not haf anudder one fo a bewy long time.
fo jus’ ffty cens a dai u can feed dis kitteh smal afrkian hoomans.
Um…. smal afrikan hoomans are frendz – nawt fud.
but he is scary leopards! raaaawr!
Jus in cays yoo dont noe…
At ICHC, teh onlee gud comment tu start off iz a *phunee* comment!
Tellin us taht yoo wer nawt secund can wayt until yoo haz given us a phunnee.
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If yoo cant sai sumfin phunee, tehn sai nuffin at awl.
.
Anywai, welcum to ICHC! Hope yur necks comment will mayk us laff!
Hey woodchuck,
I waz juss at teh Bernie pic, and it waz no comments. I didzn’t hab ennyfing funneh to sai, so I waz kwiet. Den, I cum heer and sees ur comment!
Ur rite – teh nawt second comment shud b cleaver – nawt juss sai enny old fing cuz u see no comments.
Yeah Romeow.
Iz full of win to sai noe ting if has noe ting clevur or kind to sai.
{{{{Romeow}}}}
fink it wuz frum Bambi moobee. Thumper sez sumfing abowt if yu cant sez anyfing gud duznt sez anyfing at awl. Nd boi anyfing yu ebbur fink ub gud, it goze awai wen iz “no commints”
concatumalayhuns n-e-wayz 4 ur tawp spot, ‘n nebber mynd da baddy wurds. Ai’d be eggsyted 2s
Hai there! Furst
Fail
A noo F wurd. Ai mae Faiynt.
Play nice plz.
Aww nufin’ wrong wif fail wordz!
**Lolfilter:ON**
Perhaps not on failblog.org, but it seems rather unnecessary and unkind on this site. Others had already pointed out the cultural imperatives which have developed here, in a very kind manner. Failing to be courteous in a community which values that quality, is its own kind of f**l.
**Lolfilter:OFF**
Awlso, ah so rarely git tew uze mai faynting cowch and smelly saltz tehz dayz! Naow George Carlin iz gon, we mai need tew updaet the “7 dirty wurdz” list.
Put ur fays cloasur 2 dis paw…
Ah liddle macreamay 2day, ey?
Yeh … I gess we wuz playin in da streeng..
Skyuse me, Ai’z feerse
I are scary blacks leopards!
Ai’z nawt 2 shore abowt it tho.
Did you seed teh show on teh animos planet about teh babies black leopard? It was very good.
Ai don fink we haz dat in TTI – it mite be on teh setalight channuls dat ai dont fink iz werf payin 4. Nawt dat Ai’z meen, jus cairful!
Ohhhhh… ebry oncet in a while, the Animos Planet has a show called Growing Up . . . . (insert animo here.) They had babies woofs, and ellerfints and leopard and jraffs and stuff likes that.
And very polite, as well.
Liek awl kittehs! (Sumtiemz!!!!)
Noees! Me dun be furst ;(
Ah, ah, ah! Noez b saiyin da “F” werd plz! Tiz kawlded “nawt-sekkund” rownd deze heer partz.
Ohai, kinky! U tyd wifursef az well az us uvverz! Datz kwik tie-pin!
I hope u taek dis kindly – it iz ment so, but we haz a sort uv rool dat it iz nawt perlite to yoose teh “f” wurd. We saiz “nawt sekond” oar “furvest frum last”
You woz top uv a brayde – dat iz 4 peepul wiv teh same tiem.
OH NOES! i has ashaymed my ohn sefl on deh intertubes. fore shames.
Iz K, maifavvritKITTEH — gittin da nawt-sekkund spawt b egg-sytin, n sumtyz da egg-sytmintz gitz da beddur uv us.
Haz uh chokklit martoonee n sum uh-sordid chokklitz wif kreemee fillinz 2 silly-brayt ur nawt-sekkund-nawt-sekkund!
Wel,otai , naow yu noze nd naow can goze tu tybooteak nd sillibratez yur nawt secund . Dere be singingz nd danzingz nd bebrijz ub yur choys. Ennyfing yur liddul hart ebur dremed ub can be yurz at da tybooteak.
ai wansss…. PEENYA KOLADA! in der koconunz er whutebber u cal dem. if u dun put in the umbredder for mai nawt sekkund mai danses cud be a liddle stuhmbleses… umredder hewp wif da balanses, sinse mai tayle axidence.
**froez stufz n blinndur**
**whrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzz**
**porez n2 krisstul stim glassiz**
**putz awn liddul umber-eller**
Heer ya goes, mfK! Cheez!
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Wat 2 dans 2 naow? Ummm… Haow bowt “Eskayp”?
…
“If U liek peenya koladaz n gittin cawt inna rayn.
If ur nawt n2 goggiez, n u haz haffa brayn.
If U liek maykin lurvz at midnyt onna doonz uv da cayp.
I’m da kitteh U lukkd 4, rite 2 me n eskayp.”
O, n kinky n annipuss, dere b plintee uv peenya koladas leff, sew U kumz haz sum 2!
Well sry den. Iz nvr doing it again.
Taht’s otay, don be upsetted – we noez its eksitin 2 get ur nawt sekond nawt sekond, soe u is forgibben an inbited to sillibrate wiv drinkses an danses.
NAWT SEKKUND!
ai see how dis cud me more appro… approp… appropor… gud.
ess cool, difference between ignorance and stupidity, ignorance: lack of knowedge, can be fixed via education and experience. Stupidity: ya know better and do it anyway, ya caint fix stupid.
Dat remindz meh…. Wut is teh diffrinz between Ignorance and Apathy?
…
Ai doan noe, an ai don caer.
luv it, dat ones wunna mai favorites.
Fower da truli apathetic, teh last wurd shud bee left off.
Ohai, {{{{{annipuss}}}}}, yu gibbed hur berry gentlee awn da strukshunz abowt nawt secund commint. Wen peepz lurkz arownd a fyew daiz dey lurnz deze fingz b 4 dey powncez in.
I luk agen at frenz nd dey sez “drat” no can fined annipuss heer. maibe iz dat ai joynd awn wetpaint nd yu awn yahoo? Semez liek saim fing , grene 4mat wif gray kitteh but maibe wurkz difrent sumhaow. Ai traid tu sine up wif yahoo but it taikz me arownd in serkulz nd den nawt letz me in.
Ai iz listed on teh frenz database az Ann 57643 iffn taht halps ennee.
Ohai, Dey sez”does not exist on this wiki” Maibe Ai’m stil nawt lukkin in rite plais. Gawt to goze fur tudai. oh, luk at clok. yu problee awlredy went applez n pears.
Ai taught it was tu be afunny sarcatstic as udders had alreddy sed dee “F” wurd? Iz ai wrong?
Hi five!
Ai wuz gonna sai dat!….
…
Hai Fiev!
I just lerneded how to do teh Hi Five myself, so I has teh Hi Five on my brane today! Hi Five to yoo!
hai four!
hai awatha
i wuz gonna ax whut kind of kitteh is dis, but u tole me. Is a Fierce GitchieGoomee.
hai karate (pee yew)
hai noon
ftw *grin*
**hai choo**
*(sniff)*
Hai tiem Ai woz goin 2 bed! Nite nite ebbrybodee!
Hai agin tamarow!
Be karefull how u yooz it…
Time warp. I haz it.
Hai ku!
Dat wunz 4 Jak Deth!
gmta
ya beet meh to eet.
I was gonna ask where he was.
Littul black pantur
waevz hello too hiz cheez frendz
No bite frendz today.
*klapping foofy pawz*
@@@@@
Win BGee!1!
Iz egg sell ent ohai-coo you righted.
“To express oneself
in seventeen syllables
is very diffic “
**restraint . . . restraint …**
Eeeeh!! Drop teh othr shoe plz!!!
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kh-kh-kh-kh- oooolt!
(whew!)
Blak lepurd kitteh
Wit pinkee paw padz ub doom
Says “RAWR” in LOLpic.
Yay MomCatAnna! U dun gud!
**clappitee clap cap**
Tanks ewe, Aahz.
I lieks righting deh hai -coo. I maeks deh ohai-coo cleen, and deh lim-ricks dirty.
Iz artist I knoes hoo trades hai-coo for ere-rings at a partee ebree yeer.
She B called “Lyonesse” in her on-lien abatar
he looks like alien panther… eyes too big…
OMG! It got 5 fingers
Loook into mei eies . . . clowser . . . clowser . . . SWAT!
I can haz cyoot?
*SPLORT*
Ohmigawshz! *Bringz teh CCC*
*Skoopz up teh braynz and kleenz dem.
Gentleh patz dem in2 playse.
Duck-duck-duck tapye. QUACK!
Playses bayfing cap on Kitteh_Kat_Celia’s hed
Wrapz K_K_C wif floofy blankee & givez her hot choklit wif murshmallos in it.*
Bedder nau?
yes, tank you.
oooh, hot chocklit? Meh favorite!
Glad u likd it :3.
Tank you again for teh helpz…I needed it…after teh cute…
Looks like a baby black panther.. so adorable and cute.. raor! ;-p – http://www.anyinput.com
RAWR. I aint lyon! I sez RAWR! I meenz eet.
Wai u nort skeerd?
EEEEEeeeeeekkkk!!!!
rawr, rawr, RAWR.
… OHAI nao i gotted ur A10shun… i iz vry
rare… and endangered plez 2 halp protect mi ??
Wow! Your avatar is fancy!
thanx makesem maisef
cool!
He no look so big n healthy to mee…
*want to hug*
juuuussst you wait, mebbe small now, but later?
late bloomer kitteh has patience.
Yeah.. sooner when it became bigger it will not be a cutie anymore instead of raor! ;-p – http://www.anyinput.com
I think it’s just the camera angle, and the fact that his snoot is right up in the lens. What little you can see of his body doesn’t look too scrawny.
Littuhl RAWRer, wii lurves yu! Lawng an happii lyf tuyu!
fello trekees, dusnt dis kitteh luhks lyk himz sayin ‘liv long nd prospr’?
*raises Spock-like eyebrow*
Indeed.
wooden dat be ” liv lng nd PAWSpr?”
Ifn himz poyntz wuz owt, it wood b moar liek “Dy sune n goe broke”
Don’t anther!
Ogden Nash, FTW!!
ai luuuuv Ogden Nash!
I can’t stop looking at this picture. I am mesmerized by teh koot. And the foot. And the eyes. And the flat out beauty. I keep stopping what I am doing and coming back to it!
Just wait till he gets BIEG, then he’ll rawr your head off <3 Killeh koot kitteh!
Beeg Reegull Cat oarz
Liddill Kitteh. Boaff arz hawrd
wyerd 4 survyevull
No matturr wutz syze
oarz shaype, Kittehz arz awll t3h
saym insyde andz owt
Beegurr paws. Beegurr
wisskurrz. Lawnnngurr tayl. Canz still
clyme Treez lyke crayzee!
Jack.
Hu nu- – - panters gotz pinkii toe pads! Adn bootimus eeys. Ah wants 2 hole him on himz bak lahk a behbeh adn tikkul himz tummii.
Hey, technical foul!
Talk to da paw
Awwwwww!!!!! Kyut Kittenh praktsen to b BIG Kitteh!!!!!!!
Dis an odd thred. :/
And datz unyoozyoowul 4 ICHC bekawz……. ?
I think it caused a nervous breakdown in the next one…
*snurt*
I didn’t b noeing ennywun wuz cownting dem. …. ….. Iz it awlso a prime??
radomnes rulez!
Tihs dorabul liddel blak panfer iys tryeing rlly haurd tuu luuk feerse,
butt teh kyuoote pinkee pinkee toe-pads gibb hims awaiy adn showe taht hims bees stil a bebbeh!!!
Soe weez wil duz teh kyuoote liddel bebbeh panfer dans alaung wif hims:
Pranse, pranse, pranse; caper, caper, caper; dans, dans, dans;
Woo Hoo, w00t, w00t, w00t; RAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRHHHH!!!!
ZOMG!!!!!1! Lookit teh adawrobble baybee panthurr!! Such a kyewtee…
No offens, kid…but if yoo wantz us to be thinken yoo feeyurs, yoo owtta be showz us yur teefs or at leest yur pointy endz! We nawtz afrayd uv yoo liek this…in fackt, all we wantz to do is pix yoo up and snorgles yoo!
rawr back 2 u mah fwend!