Ur rite.
Ur rite. Hoomanz don land on dere feetz.
kitteh nawt awlwayz land on dere feetz either.
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but we needs more data…
…lets push anudder wun off!
OK…
*Pushes sweetpea off the roof*
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*sends out tendrils wich catched ebilmaus just befoar falling*
(just like the balrog and gandalf in LOTR)
*wide eyed*
duz ebil maus breeve fyre, too??
Nah. It’s just REEEALLLY bad breath…
*Gets out a bottle of Floofy Spray*
*Eats the tendrils*
*Sweetpea start to fall again*
*fallz down, skwishes africat*
*one slender remaining tendril stayz attached*
BOING!!!!!!
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sweetpea bungeecordz bak up on teh springy tendril
BONK!!!!
*flies up to da rufe
*klonks the Ebil Maus
OW!
*Rolls the tendril around his finger*
*Sweetpea rolls up and down like a Yo-Yo
This is fun!
**sends teh skirrlz off after Petunia**
stawp that ebil maus!
or I will has to go rownd teh whirled on u!
*From a long distance away*
Help! Ebil Maus haz lockded mai stall wif elebenty padlox!
Oh that’s NO problum fur a skwirrl.. they are teh dexterriuss!!
**skwirrlz reech Petunia’s stawl and kwicklee picks teh lox**
Lox ????
Got bagels & creem cheez ?????
duz i hear laffing wile you be havin teh fun?
Nope… Sry…
*Continues to Yo-Yo sweetpea*
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**gets owt nooly akwired whippy creem launcher and taykes aim at ebil maus**
Fyre furst salvo!
***splllllurrrrtttt***
(nawt to be confoosed wif splort)
**ebil maus is cobbered wif whippy creem
now… for teh finish him off!
**sends in elebenty duzzen skwirrlz to tickul ebil maus until he laffs**
Start tickuling guiz!
And don’t stawp until Sweetpea is free!
Eben if ebil maus wets hisself!!
Akshully, dat’s nawt a bad idea…. Hmmmm…. *goes to Beaker Labs and gets Dr. Bunsen Burner to get teh nesesary stuff…* Ok, bak. Let’s see wat dis duz… *fires a water balloon filled wiv a purple potion that makes eberifing look so cute taht whoeber iz hit will splort immediately*
No! NO! NOT THAT!
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
*He takes a deep breath*
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
*Eerie yellow-green smoke (with pink stripes and purple polka dots) begins to billow*
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
*The ground begins to rumble*
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
*An immense explosion occurs*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!*
**BIG clowd uv greenish yellow smoak mushrooms up**
**teh clowd makes a whiney noise and shoot off pink sparks**
**smoak starts to cleer**
**cheezpeeps peek owt to see wut’s left**
Hay! Summa taht got on MEEEE!
*krinklies noze*
Ewwwwww!
WHERE’S SWEETPEA??????!!!!!!!
AND is this teh end ob Ebil Maus? Stay tooned!
I has a worrie.
**rings hands and bites lip**
*comes awt uv lurky whole cuz da sweetest peaz alluv suddin were derz n full ov teh dustbunnies n rubble n xtends floofy paw* “cmon awt deerhartest, u iz gonna be k…awl teh cheezepeeps halps u naow…be on yur wai…
hay… are teh skwirrlz under there too??
yesh!! n lookie herez itza kee!! foar teh elebenty padlocks maybee dat ar wholedin petunia???
WHERE’S SWEETPEA??????!!!!!!!
And whu did the splort balloon hit?
I am sure I do not know.
Perhaps you would care to speculate?
you guise kill me
the saga contimews…
Will sweetpea be risk you’d?
Or have wee scene da last o’ hers?
toon in toomorough …
*♫ annoying jinglearwerm
And nao a werd from our sponsor:
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*settle in , justin tym to heer teaser promo:
Will the mysterious lovcharliecat contimew to be deelurked in order to saev sweetpea? Toon in nextime fur teh next instlolmint o’:
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stareing
Robert Duvlol Tess Harper, Betty Buckley, Wilford Brimley, Ellen Barkin
ai wud have liked to insert tis lol but wp won’t nest it……….. but it relates tew commintz up above………
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1412613
OBERSHARE!
**tossez sum Mentoz to Ebil Maus before runin awai**
Hay! Mebbe U cood givz himz sum dyit coak 2 goez wif doze Mentoz … c ifn it duz wat it didded awn Mifbusturz (aspload, dat iz)
*echoes*
fly, you lols!
Call teh paramedix
BAHA den stoopit hooman now wut liek to haev dum kone on hed.
luk! ur a laympshaid! LOLZ
Hoomanz don need konez – dey don likk demselbs
oh annipuss.
that is such a lead-in…..
**fites urge to make inappropreeate commint**
Yiss, Ai see wot u meen
ai tink yer hoomans must be proodsh… mai hoomans… well… les jus sai dey need dehc cones.
hmm instead of pushing the maus lets eat himz instead
ebil maus be ready fur butt wiggle of doom
: kitteh wiggles butt and prepares to pounce
ai luve da butt wiggles
wail…………heers yer berry own
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1205813
Ai savez yu Sweetpea! *dives wit teh speed ov white light so Sweetpea can land softly (crushing AfriCat flat in teh process)*
aw, fanks africat
*gibs africat a kitteh kiss*
here, haz some sweet pea shoots- dey are tastee & nootrishush and will hep you bounz rite bak!
fang yu berry mush.
i feelz bedder awlreddy.
naow 2 find dat Ebil Maus!
rrrowwr!
akshully we need to push at least five so we can has many data points
for graph fur our grant proposal
but whut abowt the ASPCH? wont tehy make us fill owt those ethikull papers? mebbe we shud onlee test caretrolls and volunteers… liek nebuddee dum enuff to clime ladders?
iffen we getz all cute and adorable, I bet we can find willing
volunteers, they is suckahs for cute kittehs
I will adbertize on ICHC I tink
volunteers needed to satisfy kitteh curiousiteh
and advance scientimific knolidge
will get head butts after deh expurriments
Kthx bye
email: skittehs@schrondinger.edu
Dey iz clumsee
Pay up, sucker!
Dis from New Yorker Cat Cartoons…can’t find link.
Rite Bros kittehs are doin it rong!!
but deys put da ‘kitteh’ in Kitty Hawk
Iz a kitteh hawk ennything liek a chikkin hawk?
Hey, was that a chicken, Pop?
A chicken? Of course not. Do you think I’d let a chicken do that to me? That’s just a loud-mouthed schook.
A schnook? Well, I’m not after schnooks, I’m after a chicken.
(speekin as sumwun hoo had chikkins homesteding in her yard fur a wile)
too bad, a schnook wud be eesier to catch.
Fawghoarn Laighoarn ref, FTW!
Medic !!!!!!!
Poor hyoomun. He fall down go BOOM!
no, him faw doawn go SPLORTZ!
Don cawl teh CCC…tihs wabs NOT an acshooawl splortz…
needer was taht wun…
Schrodinger’s kittehs have turned tables on Schrodinger and ar
now doing expurrimentz on himz instead
Experimuntz berry inn arresting, but inn con clue sieve.
We needz moar data!
kittehs luking fur volunteers fur expurriments
We needz moar cowbells!!!!
Taht Ceiling Cat iz late fr his shift again.
Cmon, we got places to be.
Oh greatz, howz we supposed to get down now?
X-pairiments are FUN!!!!1!!
Xept wen dey leeds tu IMpairmintz
stairway to the ceiling cat wid kitteh guardian angel luking ober
kinda steep fore a stareway…
rode to heaben not easy..
and I lykes it dat wayz
-CC
Mebbe iz Jacobs ladder ????
Posting it bekuz sumbunny hasta! Led Zep live – Stairway to Heaven . . .
videoklipy.loveme.cz/video/led-zeppelin-stairway-to-heaven-live/
fanks Gremlin… I wuz wondering if ennywon else wuz thinkin ov that!
Meybe dez land on feetz if we stapled buttersidedown toast dere?
FTW !!!!
Uze nayls. Less likeli tu come loos.
Itz mai birfdai- plz not to be pushing me off da roof- plzthnx!
Happi birfdai. We wont push u off til 2morro den.
….or teh next day !!!!
Happy birfdai…..18 agin ?????
*handz luvcats VA a chokklit martoonee wif a mint in it.*
Happee birfday!!!
*duz a liddul happee dans just fer u*
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*Dans in sirkul* ♪ Happee birfday 2 yew ♪
*stompee feetz* ♪ Happee birfday 2 yew ♪
*wiggul de butt* ♪ Happee birfday deer LVA ♪
*wavez de hanz*♪ Happee birfday 2 yew ♪
*JAZZ HANDZ*
♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER luvcats VA ♪ ♫
HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
♬ *duz a liddul happee dans too wif cweenmj fur yoo!!
dans dans dans happlilee tra la la la la-ing! dans dans
*taeks luvcatsVA bai teh paws an SWINGS hur around*
Oh – yoo ar a hur????? Wun must ask! LOL!
Yup- Iz a hur! Woo- little dizzy frum all the dansin- needs to sit and sip chawklit martoonie!
And agin and agin… Thanx for caek and martoonies!!
*snarf*
scamperz off
you had a caek but i eated it!
Hapi Birfdae!
herz has a pleeeeecmanz toooo……..down teh fred (ai fink)
oh LCB, yew mite wanna get in on dis……….. nawt teh fyreminz but ai fink will dew
iz it reelly ur burfdai luvcats???
HOPPY BURFDAIS!!!!!
Wud u liek sum caek??
At the pi stawl we keeps chawklit caek fur a speshul occaayshun!
**pulls owt chawklit caek, extra large wif chocklit mouse fillings**
Maus?!?!
no.. nawt maus… mouse!!
U noes, the smooth rich creemy stuff….
Ooh, u meen moose.
A Møøse once bit my sister…
Hippo Birdies, luvscats!
Tanks! altho ai be feelin pretty old todai- probly couldnt get up onna roof inna furst place…
Happitayl Birfday luvscatsVA
Tankx TM-can haz sum tea?
Ob corse yoo can!! *hands ober a cupansawser wiv hot tea* hab a Scone too11
Has a grate birfday, LuvscatsVA, an menny happitayl returnses, too!
hey — happy birfday. we nawt be pushing you of teh roof. we find sumwun else to push awfa teh roof. heh heh heh. …. oooh, look how far down it is …
Comin thru, comin thru….OSHA here for inspeckshun…..now where your safetee harnessesses? where be yer hardhatt? do you be wantin sumwun to get hurt? An lay onna couch watchin TB wif beeg workerz comp case?
Oh, noes… I missed teh fun.
I brotted u a parfait….
Hope u hadded a happy birfday!!!
1st Kitteh: iys taht a burglolmer tryeing tuu climbez taht laddure???
2nd Kitteh: Yesh, hims haz a masque awn, adn burlolmer tooles iyn hims
bakpak;
Awlsoe, teh blak glubbs bees a ded gibbawaiy!!!
1st Kitteh: Wut weez gunna duu? Ai’m skeered!!!!!
2nd Kitteh: Weez gunna push teh laddure oaver adn hims wil faul aowf;
Tehn hims wil hollure rlly laowd adn waike alla nayburs:
Adn befoar laung, teh pleece wil cum wif tehir gunns billieklubbs!!
Wowsers!!! Wut funses weez gunna haz!!!!
Boy….LCB will be mad dat u cawled teh poleece !!!!
why? LCB onee lyke da fyremens?? We shoods tell her dat pleeze guys has big guns which be smim….simu…same as big hoses. Ai dont think der handcuffees has fur on dem unfortunably. But might be worf a ticket, LCB.
Ai liek de poleezmenz- look yummy in dere uniforms wif dere big gunz and um, night stiks… Ai can mebbe haz wun fur birfdai?
yew wish is the goatherd’s command
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1411075
disregard the calendar date……
whut calendar date?
hmmmmmmmmmmm i’m thinking you jus mite be jokin?
now DAT’s wut we need to serve and proteckts!
Goatherd u has maded me forgets all abowt firemens!!
goatherds be lonely………… sew we can sympafize!!!
Pretty amazing capture, i like the color of black and white of the picture that looks some sorth of classic; and the two lil kitty is an Angel at both sides waiting in heaven.. hehe – http://www.anyassets.com
see….it be big mith dat heaven starts wif brite lites and goldin gayt and St peetr checkin attendence…it ackshoolee be 2 seraphelines coaxin you up tall ladder then assessing you for cheezbrger bribz.
extry pikkuls an yu goes to hed of teh line.
Serafelines! FTW!
St. Peter, dontcha kall me, kuz I kaint go!
I sold mah cheezburger to teh kumpanee stor!
U doan frytin us, Ingerlish pig-goggeez! Goe n boyl ur bottum, sunz uv uh sillee persun. I bloez mai noaz at u, sew-kawld Arthur Keeng, u n awl ur sillee Ingerlish k-nnnnniggitz. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
Now go awai b4 ai taunt u a sekkund tyme !!!
**twoingggggg**
**Moooooooooooo!**
Runz awai! Runz awai!
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/25/funny-pictures-or-i-shall-taunt-you-a-second-time
Lesson:
Nevr borrow munny frum
teh Kitteh Mafia
k nao next lettuce drop a hoomin & a goggie
& see witch 1 hitz teh groun nawt sekund
Ur rite – goggies dont bouce when dey fall off de roof…
Triple Lindy…. Fail
LOLZ
+1
Stoopid hoomans indeed!
I don call de medic…
better de undertaker
gravaty sucks….
izz lost
Gargoyle Kittehs watch as Quasicomando climbs upwiff Esmerryelda — Saintumerry! Saintumerry!
(points)
HAHA!!
iz no donut here…
myth confermed.