Ur rite.
Ur rite. Hoomanz don land on dere feetz.
kitteh nawt awlwayz land on dere feetz either.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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but we needs more data…
…lets push anudder wun off!
OK…
*Pushes sweetpea off the roof*
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*sends out tendrils wich catched ebilmaus just befoar falling*
(just like the balrog and gandalf in LOTR)
*wide eyed*
duz ebil maus breeve fyre, too??
Nah. It’s just REEEALLLY bad breath…
*Gets out a bottle of Floofy Spray*
*Eats the tendrils*
*Sweetpea start to fall again*
*fallz down, skwishes africat*
*one slender remaining tendril stayz attached*
BOING!!!!!!
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sweetpea bungeecordz bak up on teh springy tendril
BONK!!!!
*flies up to da rufe
*klonks the Ebil Maus
OW!
*Rolls the tendril around his finger*
*Sweetpea rolls up and down like a Yo-Yo
This is fun!
**sends teh skirrlz off after Petunia**
stawp that ebil maus!
or I will has to go rownd teh whirled on u!
*From a long distance away*
Help! Ebil Maus haz lockded mai stall wif elebenty padlox!
Oh that’s NO problum fur a skwirrl.. they are teh dexterriuss!!
**skwirrlz reech Petunia’s stawl and kwicklee picks teh lox**
Lox ????
Got bagels & creem cheez ?????
duz i hear laffing wile you be havin teh fun?
Nope… Sry…
*Continues to Yo-Yo sweetpea*
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**gets owt nooly akwired whippy creem launcher and taykes aim at ebil maus**
Fyre furst salvo!
***splllllurrrrtttt***
(nawt to be confoosed wif splort)
**ebil maus is cobbered wif whippy creem
now… for teh finish him off!
**sends in elebenty duzzen skwirrlz to tickul ebil maus until he laffs**
Start tickuling guiz!
And don’t stawp until Sweetpea is free!
Eben if ebil maus wets hisself!!
Akshully, dat’s nawt a bad idea…. Hmmmm…. *goes to Beaker Labs and gets Dr. Bunsen Burner to get teh nesesary stuff…* Ok, bak. Let’s see wat dis duz… *fires a water balloon filled wiv a purple potion that makes eberifing look so cute taht whoeber iz hit will splort immediately*
No! NO! NOT THAT!
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
*He takes a deep breath*
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
*Eerie yellow-green smoke (with pink stripes and purple polka dots) begins to billow*
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
*The ground begins to rumble*
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
*An immense explosion occurs*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!*
**BIG clowd uv greenish yellow smoak mushrooms up**
**teh clowd makes a whiney noise and shoot off pink sparks**
**smoak starts to cleer**
**cheezpeeps peek owt to see wut’s left**
Hay! Summa taht got on MEEEE!
*krinklies noze*
Ewwwwww!
WHERE’S SWEETPEA??????!!!!!!!
AND is this teh end ob Ebil Maus? Stay tooned!
I has a worrie.
**rings hands and bites lip**
*comes awt uv lurky whole cuz da sweetest peaz alluv suddin were derz n full ov teh dustbunnies n rubble n xtends floofy paw* “cmon awt deerhartest, u iz gonna be k…awl teh cheezepeeps halps u naow…be on yur wai…
hay… are teh skwirrlz under there too??
yesh!! n lookie herez itza kee!! foar teh elebenty padlocks maybee dat ar wholedin petunia???
WHERE’S SWEETPEA??????!!!!!!!
And whu did the splort balloon hit?
I am sure I do not know.
Perhaps you would care to speculate?
you guise kill me
the saga contimews…
Will sweetpea be risk you’d?
Or have wee scene da last o’ hers?
toon in toomorough …
*♫ annoying jinglearwerm
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ai wud have liked to insert tis lol but wp won’t nest it……….. but it relates tew commintz up above………
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1412613
OBERSHARE!
**tossez sum Mentoz to Ebil Maus before runin awai**
Hay! Mebbe U cood givz himz sum dyit coak 2 goez wif doze Mentoz … c ifn it duz wat it didded awn Mifbusturz (aspload, dat iz)
*echoes*
fly, you lols!
Call teh paramedix
BAHA den stoopit hooman now wut liek to haev dum kone on hed.
luk! ur a laympshaid! LOLZ
Hoomanz don need konez - dey don likk demselbs
oh annipuss.
that is such a lead-in…..
**fites urge to make inappropreeate commint**
Yiss, Ai see wot u meen
ai tink yer hoomans must be proodsh… mai hoomans… well… les jus sai dey need dehc cones.
hmm instead of pushing the maus lets eat himz instead
ebil maus be ready fur butt wiggle of doom
: kitteh wiggles butt and prepares to pounce
ai luve da butt wiggles
wail…………heers yer berry own
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1205813
Ai savez yu Sweetpea! *dives wit teh speed ov white light so Sweetpea can land softly (crushing AfriCat flat in teh process)*
aw, fanks africat
*gibs africat a kitteh kiss*
here, haz some sweet pea shoots- dey are tastee & nootrishush and will hep you bounz rite bak!
fang yu berry mush.
i feelz bedder awlreddy.
naow 2 find dat Ebil Maus!
rrrowwr!
akshully we need to push at least five so we can has many data points
for graph fur our grant proposal
but whut abowt the ASPCH? wont tehy make us fill owt those ethikull papers? mebbe we shud onlee test caretrolls and volunteers… liek nebuddee dum enuff to clime ladders?
iffen we getz all cute and adorable, I bet we can find willing
volunteers, they is suckahs for cute kittehs
I will adbertize on ICHC I tink
volunteers needed to satisfy kitteh curiousiteh
and advance scientimific knolidge
will get head butts after deh expurriments
Kthx bye
email: skittehs@schrondinger.edu
Dey iz clumsee
Pay up, sucker!
Dis from New Yorker Cat Cartoons…can’t find link.
Rite Bros kittehs are doin it rong!!
but deys put da ‘kitteh’ in Kitty Hawk
Iz a kitteh hawk ennything liek a chikkin hawk?
Hey, was that a chicken, Pop?
A chicken? Of course not. Do you think I’d let a chicken do that to me? That’s just a loud-mouthed schook.
A schnook? Well, I’m not after schnooks, I’m after a chicken.
(speekin as sumwun hoo had chikkins homesteding in her yard fur a wile)
too bad, a schnook wud be eesier to catch.