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I SEW needs noo peepul.
Constrawzulayshunz, Leeza an Annipuss an Maus! I wuz gonna run dis rayse, butz I got cawted up in reedin teh “Best Lolz” fred, an whoops! It were 9:06.
*Presents large tray of smooviez wif bendee strawz.* Awl flavurs liek
Anise
Booberree
Candyapple
Delishuss
E…
ohai ZF!
Ebil Maus
Froot medally
Graype
helfy stuffs
ice creems
jungle joos
Ohai PB2K!! Ur numberz awn teh wai up yet? I finkin ob u!
fanks, ZF! Mai nummerz has gone WAI up! Teh liddel wite blud cells ar bak in teh neermal range, an teh reds ar coming along nyslee, too. I haz a happi – i kin start doing stuffs agin as lawng as I can has energees.
YAY!!!!! (Sry took so long, the furnace guy came, and we had to show him what the heck it’s doing).
I sew happee fur yew! Savez ur ennerjeez 4 teh fun stuffz! Liek moar ICHC!
An ai’ll tag along heer wif a YAY!!!! too! Such happee noos!
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An ai’ll also send aut teh 12 dansing Conga Ratz fur teh grate braid ov leea-b, Annipuss an Maus!
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Did yoo see teh wunnerful noo costyooms cSmall desined?? Verree flashee!!
o noes i misded tehm! wehr r tehy?
Bak a fyoo pikshoors. Ai dont think ai bukmarkeded them. Pooh!
Shuddda dun taht.
Ai’ll trai to find tehm – an hav tehm at teh reddee. ai can’t rite nao – got to go soon. But ask mee soon – ai will hav found tehm – AND bukmarked them!!
fanx janet! c u soon!
Hai Janet!! Jamamamamama adn I had sew much funz!! Wii lukkted in deh anteeQ shopz adn nommed deh OH Hai Desert Tea!! Did u see deh pitcherz I posted? Teh tea blossum wuz sew berry prittee!
Kiwi joos
lemming ade
Mangow
Necktereen
Orinj (but nawt poyzn)
P
Purrfecklee smoooooove
Quite sweet an tart
Razzberree
Strumberree
T…
ponshe
queen sized fruut
razzbrry
tee!
Ugli froot
V-8 an’ wheet gras
Watered melnom
X-actually what U want
Zeriosly stripy stir-in choklit and nilla smoothie like a zeburah!
Prune joos
qwiklee mayd flayvurs
ripe ‘mato
sweet dewmelon
t…
kiwi
Lime
mango
nectarine
orange
plum
quince
raspberry
strawberry
tomato?
ugli fruit
vanilla
watermelon
xtra yummy fuds
yam
zucchini
8) EbilMaus in tribble, er, trubble nao, see below 8)
Hot Tamale
Ingerlish Tee
Jinjer flavur
Kod libber oil flavur (kittehz nomnomnom… )
L…
ha-y-in ponsche
iPod (is an appl, yu kno…)
jak frut
Cool languiz ovuh heya.. Oh, I just can’t het ot. This site is too cool. Reeli! ^_^
Does anyone know what kind of cat that is? Its beautiful…
yah, lukkit da eerz!
Iz Abbysinnian I finkso. Iz troo- a beeyootimuss Kitteh
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Welcum to ower Happy place John Stowick -I iz tidmum an I frum TTI.
Heer-hab a CHRG(wdoi) incase ob splorts-tehy halp stop branzez frum assplodin awll ebreeware.
Haz a chokklit possum an a floofy blankie too.
We haz no rules,cep plai nyce.
Join teh fun
Welcome indeedz!
( “here we see the naomi campbell lolcat, moments away from throwing a world class tantrum. I’ll just stay in the chopper, while jim goes for a closer look” )
beware ob teh flying crystal-enkrusted sell fones, her kuld prolly hit teh chopper wif wun
MoO’sWK ref FTW!!! (Haven’t thawt ov taht in decades…thx, Stend!)
(“While Jim wrestles the Naomi Campbell lolcat, I’m reviewing his Mutual of Omaha life insurance policy, as I’m listed as the benefactor”)
Ai tan’t weech dis wun
Test… Test… Testing 1… 2… 3…
is the kitteh gonna sing nowz?
♫♫
“..anything but that…”
♫♫
Conga rats shoe laces, leeza-b! Wot kinda drinksies and dansies wuld u like for teh silly bray shun? U can has bendy straws, 2!
fanks Upfi!
Bendy straws is too mush leik horsepittal straws tho.
How abowt sum cawfee drinks? Maybee cawfee and ammarettto?
Or iz it too erlie?
O rite, I is asking sumone in a diffrent tiem zone so it is definitely nawt too erlie!
itz ok!
lawts uf people DO like!
I’ll just taek mine owt.
Oh, no, bendy straws iz like fun kid straws!
Yu can be six yeers old again!
Speakings of age,
HAPPY BIRFDAY< KATHLEEN!
leeza-b, wil yu mayke sure Kafleen getz teh birfday wish?
I can’t be on teh noon tred.
Tank yu.
Back to yur regular sillybrayshun.
yesh!
duz u meen Kafleen the originul, owr donkee frend??
Itz her BURFDAI?????
yAyS!!
Yes, Kfleen teh dawnkey!
Itz my fadder’s birfday, too, so I am sillybrayting wif tem.
hay wate….
I lukked back to sees wher I missed it, and I fink it’s WED not todai!
ZF had maded an annownsemint last nite!
So I will repeats it!!
**cc and paystes ZF’s pronownsemint**
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Interruptin this lolz tew bring thsi annownsemint:
Wednesday is owr faveritt Donkey’s BIRFDAI!!!
Wii shud hab a PARTEE!!!!!
Maibee wii shud hab it at teh 3rd lolpic ov teh day, that wud be noon Eestern thyme.
Sownz gud tew me!
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Wii nao returnz u tew ur reggilar funz an gamezez.
Why, tanks!
Happy Birfday, booklion daddeh!
I gotted it! Tanks you furr mah eerlee greeteeng!
{{{booklion}}}}
ao hoaps yu can has menee gud wishes as yu gave meh on mai birfday!
furst frum meee:
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}
nao frum ennywun else:
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}
Awwww….
Tanks! ♥
slurp…slurp…slurp…o noes brain freez!
Iz he drinkin a Maus smoothie ????
hmmm nootrishus and delishus
kitteh’s protein shake
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk!!!
Oh… sry. Yer alreddy heer…
so, maus. do yu fink a “yu” smoothy wud tast gud?
(like in one of teh sideways buks frum wen ai wus yungr. wen teh teechr brot in “kid flavr ise creem”, one flavr fur eash kid.)
ai like leper kuukees bettr. has moar flaver an nawt qwite so shoogery sweet.
And pieces fall off easy too…
Okai,ai’m grossed owt,now……
five eesy pieces… ur doin it.. pleh!
I fink the lions btw Maus and Ebil Maus are becoming blurrie.
no problemo, a littl fotochop shud clear up those lions in a jiffee. an if we get bored, we kan alsew draw mustashes awn them!
Deer Maus (and Ebil Maus,too and eberyboddy)
I did has a sad….but you maek it better now. Thnx
*snurt*
You just know that SOMEBODY knows SOMEONE who got leprosy, even
though that doesn’t happen anymore (and if it does someone will surely
come along and let me know) and is butthurt by this.
My sarcasstikul professees, let mee share dem wiff u.
Ummmm Kathleen.. Ai did.
But ai awnlee met them – dint reelee know them. . .an ai wudn’t bee hurt eneway!! LOL!
{{{{{{KAFLEEN}}}}} There iz NO ONE awn teh fayce ov teh urth laik YOOOOOO!!!!
Yoo ar a constant joi!!! Awlwayz. Ai follow YOO around to see waht yoo will do next!
Oh Kafleen! LOL!!! ROFL!!!!
ROFL111
Yoo cannawt eben BEGIN to know hao glad ai am yoo ar heer!!
btw, yu shud kno tha leprosi is compleetly kurable. iz a baktreria.
menny menny menny yeerz ago, teh island ob Spinnalonga in teh greek isles wuz a Leper colony. Teh Greeks sened tehr inflikted wuns tehre to eider be cured,oar nawt spred the dizeeze further.
It is teh moast beeyotiful playce.Awl qwiet an peeceful,an surrownded by the moast amayzing lavender bloo sea.
I vissited it wen I wuz awn mah hols in Crete. It wuz trooly a place created where poorly wuns cud heel or be surrownded by nature.
Parts ob teh hwses an church an stuff be still accessible.
Corse,nao Leprosy iz kurable,an iz nao abandonned.
I wanted to stay awn teh island cuz it wuz just so very beyootiful.
ifn teh see was reely lavender, tehn teh leper-peeps [i]wud[/i] hav en cured. lavender is antisetpic.
Lavender may be antiseptic but it wouldn’t cure leprosy. ANTIBIOTICS. Say it with me.
doo wee hab too?
wut a pritty kitteh!
is dis a caracal bebeh???
oar sum soart of hai… hy… mikstoor of 2 kinds of kittehs???
oar a coogar kitteh???
is handsum bebeh !!!
A carosel behbeh?? wif deh horsies dat goes up and down? and deh bench seats with deh lions and gooses? Adn deh lubblee carosel muusikz?
Bah! Kitteh wuld nebber stand for dat!
an nyether do teh carosel horsees- yu kin see teh whites uv tehre aize an teh set uv there jawz an yu noes tehy is in pane. makes me wunder iffn teh storee bowt teh carosel horses bein capshured unikorms isnt reel sumhow.
butt … he’s standing foar a straw
Kitteh doan be drinking the sodaz
haz 2 muchez sugah
and ar not gud fur Uz
plz to be drinkin watuh
instead
iz a smoovie so delishious and nutrishious, neh neh!
OMG! YOU SHOULD NEVER LET A CAT DRINK WHATEVER IS IN THAT CUP! IT COULD CAUSE MASTICATION AND ERUCTATION! THINK OF THE KITTIES!
if u keeps that up Ebil Maus, peepuls mite start thinking u care….
Herr EbilMaus:
A) You are interfering in my territory, and
B) GOTCHA!!!!
*holds EbilMaus up by little tail*
*EbilMaus twitches and squeaks fit to beat the band*
*Constructing Spaycse-Tyme Continyoonomnom Cayge to contain EbilMaus*
*EbilMaus eyes go all
*
I can haz alsew a Spayce-Tyme Continyoonomnom Cage? Plz!
I needz one of dem to keep deh nommy freshniss of deh ore-ganic strawberaries from meye gardin whilzt in transit to TTI for my frend hoo is expectin and lubs deh strawberaries.
Oh, MCA, u are teh brayve! Lettin dem strawberreez go awl bai theirselfz onna playne!! I sry, mai cayge wud prolly splort teh berreez awl ober teh playce…
*Still constructing Farraday cage to contain S-T-C waves generated by flooferzingus*
There! Complete!
*Inserts EbilMaus, who is still squeaking and wriggling*
*closes little door, and throws the bolt*
Herr EbilMaus, I bleeve you are caught now! And will not disappear so easily this time. I don’t think even Sir Real could get you out of this cage!
*Ebil Maus disappears from the cage*
*He reappears next to caretroll*
Hi. I was in a meeting. Did I miss anything?
No? Well, anyway, off to another meeting. TTFN!
*Disappears*
I noez wat da deel iz wif Ebil Maus n da meatinz… Himz nawt beein punisht wif da meatinz — himz b CAWZIN da meatinz! Dat troolee iz ebil…
ooh, dat IZ ebil! Nefarious, teh Ebil Maus iz!!
aaarrrggghhhh!!!!
Ah well, back to TrollheimUntertehSee to work on something better….
O hai caretroll!! Yoo live in TrollheimUntertehSee???? Izzit veree prittee there? Can we com an visit??? Do yoo serve teh See ohai Tee??? Shud we bring sum chawklit caek??
An – hao do yoo make tha funnee liddle smilee fayce??? Ai never saw wun lake that befoar!
Noe, hee’z jus pertendin 2 get peepl tawkin
I thot I kikd U n2 nekst week……
Iz braidedness of fardest frum last commintz.
Wai kool.
Leeza-B an’ Annipus an’ de Not-Ebil Maus!
Hooray 4 sillinesses.
boss cat is bossy
but the catstomer iz awlwaiz write, rite?
most uv teh taim, but heze moar rite teh fuller himz checkin akkownt iz.
Silly kitteh, I sees that this haz bendy partz. You can haz apposubul thumbz?
**pokez hed slytelee owt frum unner bed**
Ohai, frenz.
ohai rhsb!
how is u? how did teh ‘talk’ go?
can u comes owt and plai?
Wii had teh tawlk on Caturdai. It nawt go well at awl. Hubbeh sayz iz ober. Ai nawt want it 2 b ober. Ai nawt wanna teh “D” wurd.
Plus, mai happee pillz r gibbin mi sied effecks taht r nawt gud. Ai saw teh docktur yesterdai an wii changed teh dose. Hopefullee taht will halp.
I is sowry!
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}
Hang in there… hoap teh noo pulls will do rite!
Is u was thinkin bowt teh volunteer thing?
shud be: “Iz u still”
Yesh, ai’m still tinking bowt taht, but need 2 get maiself 2gethur moar nawt seckund.
{{{{rhsb}}}}
I know this is hard……
Please rely on your friends & family to keep yourself sane.
We’re always here for you,too!
{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}
Wif menny good wishies fur yu. Bofe mai sisterz has been froo dis an dey says it do get betterer. Hope teh new dosij halps.
oh, rhsb! Iz so sorree!
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{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}
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wii iz finking gud thots fer yoo, an sending yoo lite an prayers!!!
Don give up on happee pillz. Teh rite wuns will halp u b not sew blu an u cn c taht sumday u cn feel betteh
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Ohai rhsb – finkin uv u {{{{{{{Rhsb}}}}}}}
ohai, rhsb!! Glad to see yoo!
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*brushes a dust bunneh awai frum rhsb’s wiskers*
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Hao ar fings wif yoo?
*joinz rhsb an PB2K unner teh bed, bringin a few dust bunnehz an kitteh floofz*
I will jess lay heer awl kwiyet an keepz u compingee, k? Butz if u wantz laffin-singin-dansin, jess let mii noez! ((((((rhsb))))))))
Fanks, ZF.
Awr anniversaree iz Thurzdai. Ai’m off werk Thurzdai and Frydai.
Ummm. Hard wun. U gotz sumfing tew dew awn those daiz, sew u can feel bedderer? Sumfing bizzy? Get awn a Greyhownd an trabbel? Watch alot ob old funnee mooveez? Sumfin? Spend awl dai heer? Yah!
Oh rhsb! Taht maeks it EBEN werser! Mai hart iz just in shredz fur yoo.
Sumhao – Yoo WILL get throo this, yoo know. Ai hav! an ai’m happee. well – nawt the divorce – but certainlee the AWFUL braking up taht ai dint want.
JUst keep fokussed awn waht will bee – wich will awlmost certainlee be a happier yoo! JUst so hard to see that rite nao!
{{{{rhsb}}}} Ai know nuthing yoo doo rite cud bee ene fun. Ai wish we cud bee cloaser to doo things wif yoo. But . . just com heer. Where we can bathe yoo in warm luving lite. Purrhaps will help a liddle.
An yoo can crai heer, too! We will wype away yur teers an giv yoo ar best virchual cuddls!
{{{{rhsb}}}}
I send a sunbeem of happy an gud fings to yoo.See!! iz awl sparklee an shiney an full ob wishes an kissess xxxxxxxx
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Deer Janet
Yoo awlways noe how to say teh rite fings. {{{JCH4K}}}
Fankyoo for teh lub an lite fer rhsb, an ennee of us wen we has a sad.
We lub yoo ♥♥♥♥
Rut-roh. The A/C unit heer at wurk jes maed a beeg lowd unushual noize an stopped. Teh building iz sew qwiet nao.
Nawt gud.
Oh, noes!
I wuz cummin too gibs u a Donkey Hug, an den red DAT!
Wutt is up wiff dis Plehy Day?
U tell dat Brassur Frassur AC unit I r comin too HOOF it an it betta start wiff a kwikness!!
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
so wutt happunnud? Huh? Huh? I r on pins an needulls too noe…
Ohai rhsb –
Waz yoo hidin unner de bed frum deh litening and dunders?
Or becuz der was an earthy-quaik by yoo?
Or iz you playin with yur kittehs, helpin dem to be stalking deh dusty bunehs?
Ohai, MomCatAnna.
Ai’m hidin unner teh bed b-cawz ai’m waitin 4 awl teh bad stuff 2 go ‘wai. Ai iz tyred uv deelin wif it awl and kant taek no moar.
Oh, an teh dust bunnehs r gonna proteckt mi.
*lil gingery kitteh peeks unner bed*
*waggles paw unner bed*
*bats well worned maus-like-object unner bed*
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mwow? [you 'kay?]
.
*rolls ober on side, waggulz two paws under bed*
*mroww* [come out and play when yr ready]
*waits patiently wif dust bunnee stukk’d to wiskerz*
**big floofy whyte paw playfully swats at teh dust bunneh awn sweetpea’s whiskerz**
*delicate haff-meezer blakk paw pinz random tayle tew floar*
*floofy flump paw wiggles an bats at ennefing dat moobs*
*uberfloofy gray tabbeh rolls on bak and reeches fur wun of rhsb’s dust bunnehs*
**floofy whyte & caliko tayle swats ZF in fayse**
**verree floofee bloo kitteh startz butt-wiggel uv deth 2 powns awn floofee whyte n caliko tayle**
…
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Prayrz n happeetayl thotz 4 U … I bin throo da big “D” b4 – iz nawt sumfin 2 tayk lytlee… I hoapz sumfin will happinz sew dat U 2 stayz 2gevvur, but shood it nawt, I prayz dat CeilingCat will b wif U n givz U strengf n luvz…
ornj but not poysin paw swats lazily at – sumfin moobed! – oh iz nuffin
*paw to rhsb*
heer yu can hides heer unner mai paw wif meh
Russhin Bloo kitteh rollez awn bak adn puttes awl 4 foots inna air;
Floofy tayle batts neerest kitteh unner teh bedd;
RB staurts tuu purrs adn gibbs Rhsb a shmoo onna noase;
Trust an Abyssinian to be so demanding.
I can has catnip in mai smoovie?
yu bettr sho me sum ID nawt sekund- kuz iz nawt lawfull to spike teh smoothees.
{{{{rhsb}}} so sowwy 2 heer teh bad nuz. lotz ov wuv an hugz 2 yu. yu iz in mai prayers.
i cn send yu sum dust frm teh desert iv yu wnt teh maje more bunnehs?
we has lotz ov dust here in Saudirabia!
Ohai rhsb….
I has commint to u.
if hubbeh no wants u he is teh stoopid 1!!!!
u is obveosli kind n caering.
u do lub kittehs.
we has all bin thair.
*it be better nao*
I want 70% fruit punch, 10% lemonade and 20% sprite.
If they don’t have sprite make it 80% fruit punch, 15% lemonade, and 5% 7UP.
If they don’t have fruit punch I want 60% lemonade and 40% iced tea.
NO onions on my salad! And don’t forget the bendy straw!
Anudder Bravo TV prima donna.
and make that straw from 90% post consumer recycled product, and the water in the froot punch is filtered Evian. the water in the lemonade is Poland Spring. and the water in the iced tea is Aqua Fina.
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yu know i’ll know.
I’ll have what she’s having.
I iz SO GLADZ dat sumone elze got dis! I thawt I wuz onlee onez!
Jeff Lewis remidedz meh of mah brudderz, da wai he talkz.
Der’s noffin dat can’t be cured by a gud mewkshake
ecksept lacktoes intolerants.
Dare bee pills u kin bai in teh grocery store furr dat. Dey are Mirakul Pills.
dey cutz awf awl yer toze so yu kan has lacktoes? doze r sum weerd pillz.
…
ai wishes ai wuz just lacktoes intolerantz, but aize llergick to teh casein.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Glad 2 c u, eben if u iz still unda bed. But nawt a bad plaice, rly. U noes we iz here 2 play iff u wants 2. Sorry 2 here aboot Caturday’s talk, but awnly 2 bee eggs peckted, wuzn’t it? Hubby izn’t gonna chainge hiz maind, iz he? Ai suppaws itz bedder 2 go wif teh flow. Der’s no knoeing wot teh futjer will hold 4 u. Keep pawing on, wif teh dust bunnehs and teh cheezfrenz.
Iz Ebil Maus heer? Ai needz a favur.
A purrsun at mai wurk iz annoyin mi. Ai needz EM 2 taek care ov taht 4 mi.
U up 4 teh job?
Name it! Um… Within reason. No murders or amputations…
You’re having enough trouble as it is!
Okay, nawt seckund go do wat u want 2 teh purson who stolded mai fudz outta fridge.
Then, a co-wurkur iz playin teh “mai lief suks moar tahn urz” game. Do wat ur want 2 hur 2.
Wat kinda paymint u want?
Alsew, get ur relatibs outta mai howse! Dere’s wun inna bedrum wall taht kept mi awake!
You have a man in a Mouse King costume in your walls?
How did you get him in there? 
Ai dunno hao he got tehre, but ai can tayle u he wuzznt inbited!
Ai dunno, rhsb. Yoo mite wanna rethink taht wun!
A 6′ 2″ hansum youngish man hoo iz reelee funnee an a gud cook AND in a Mouse King costume – rite there in yur walls???????
Cud bee a reelee gud thing!!!
No payment required. I live for this stuff! I’ll think of appropriate actions and let you know what I did. BRB…
For the food stealer, I packed a lonely-looking brown paper bag with:
A yummy looking chicken wrap sandwich. The mayo was been mixed with 5 or 6 chopped Scotch Bonnet peppers
Big soft yummy chocolate chip cookies. The chips are pieces of Ex-Lax.
A nice bottle of Snapple peach iced tea, to which I added an ounce or so of Ipecac.
I also locked all the bathroom doors after the food-stealer took the bait.
Is that acceptable?
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Bwaaaaaaahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!
For the whiner, I got her a 20-hour per week volunteer job at a hospital in the pediatric oncology ward. That ought to give her a little perspective…
Ebil Maus,u iz teh bestest !!!1
Oooh, verree creativ and inventiv!
Ai lyk hao u tink, EB!
I’m glad you found my efforts satisfactory!
Ebil Maus, iyf yuu keaps up liek tihs, weez gunna hafta gibb yuu a nayme:
{{{{{{{{{ WUNDERMAUS }}}}}}}}
Ai meant tuu saiy: “A NEU nayme”
Awl reelee gud stuff, O Ebil Maus.
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But – if yoo asked mee – wich yoo did nawt – ai know – but if yoo HAD –
Ai wud hav tempteded teh Fud Thief wif San Benedetto Peech Tea.
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Soo yoo know it??? If yoo LAIK peech tee, wich ai DOO – there iz – ai think – nun bedder!
http://www.store.drsoda.com/san-benedetto-peach-ice-tea.html
It b uhmayzin dat Ebil Maus kin b sew ebil n sew kayrin atta saym tym…
dewallitty… he has it!
*Leepz in wif sord drawn.*
*It b a liddul bit crookted, *
*mai artistic talentz be borked. *
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En garde Ebil Maus!!
I haz ben toldinged dat u haz deh dueweliteez.
Pik up yer sord adn defending yursef!!
*Grabs his trusty Claymore*
En Garde!
*Thrust*
*Parry*
*Riposte*
*Feint*
*Trompement*
You lose! HA!
oh noes! sumbuddee save teh cween!
Oh deer, Dat ebil maus b habbing bedder dewaliteez dan I thoted. Gess I bedder go praktiss mai tekneekz.
*Putz sord away adn wanderz off.*
*whispurrs to cweenmj* Ai hav a Claymore too – butt – fur REEL! Ai reelee do! Next teim yoo can borrow it, OK? It’sprittee hebbee, tho!
*whisspurrz bak*
oh fank yew. A claymore wud b sew much
bederer than mai drawn sord.
*takes Claymore*
Uff!!! dat b berrry hebbee.
*staggerz rownd wif claymore swinging wildlee*
Ai knows….jus cawl teh annoying person elebenty times an hour….that will dribe dem KWAZY !!!!!
Oh wayte….that sownds liek my average day at werk!
or… FAX sumthin to their fone! hee hee….
Aaaaahhhh….the annoying beep uv DETH !!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEErrrrrreedleedleedleedleedleedle
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**jee, u wood fink I dun herd dat n mai eer b4…**
I want 70% fruit punch, 10% lemonade and 20% sprite.
If they don’t have sprite, I want 80% fruit punch, 5% lemonade and 15% sierra mist.
If they don’t have fruit punch I want 65% iced tea and 35% lemonade.
And don’t forget the bendy straw this time!
That is one of the most beautiful cats Ive ever seen…What is it?
a kitteh tryin to drink frum a straw. whutz it luk liek?
my bad.
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oh, yu wanted teh breed.
I’d be guessing dis is an Abyssinian kitteh, dey is very fond of bendy straws
And a laaarge araaaange driiiiiink!
Aarange drinK! Aarange drink!
**klik**
“Chhshhwkkkxxsh, xchhsssck wrkchshh, xxshhkkch wxrchshhxx dxkshh”
**klik**
What species of cat is this? Its gorgeous.
ambyssian
WANT!
Kitteh wented wif hims hyuoomin tuu teh sodah paup kounter;
(inna smaull taown taht serbed kittehs);
Hyuoomin ordured himseylfe a smoovie;
awlsoe akxed foar a drinkee ov wadure foar teh kitteh;
kindlee kitteh-luuving kounter klerk gibbed kitteh teh wadure inna mptee smoovie kup wif a strawr, butt diyd nawt haz enny bendeey wuns lefted;
Kitteh wil hav tuu maike duu!!!!!
r u n abizinyan?!?
is this pic from boise idaho?
I’m pretty sure that is a lynx and not a domestic cat.
It r bootifull, isn’t it?
Dunno, luuks liek an ambyssian 2 meh
http://www.abyssinianclub.com/
Always wanted one, so purdy!
I lvoe this one! My cat actually eats straws all the time. I go out of my way to bring them home from work. She’s even steal them from your McDonald’s cup if you’re not careful!
Teh kitteh is sew gorjis! looks liek koogar
Which breed of cat is this?
For the person that asked what cat breed this is, it’s a Ruddy Abyssinian! They’re wonderful – I have two of them!
ie drink yur milk shake
There is an expensive cat. o_0
dude i luv this freakin’ awesome pic! keep doin wat u r doin
I tot dis wuz a Aby – dey is so cyoootz and wildz and imp- umper- royally snotteez. I had an Abbeez for too shortz a tyme and I luvvvvved herz so muches.