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Snowball
I WUB YOU DIS MANY!
gratses annipuss.
danse danse danse… ai jus’ can get my windyhawp wite…
I’z da fairest, I’z da fairest! Yoo bee cutest.
I sumtymz sloe figgerin owt sum cheezfrinz lolspeek dyalek…
It tuk me bowt free reedz 2 gitz wat U ment bai “windyhawp”…
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Mai dekreesin brayn aktibitee … let me shoez U … um, wat wuz I sayin?
Yes, me azwell
but what does it mean?????
concatulashuns, annipuss!
Fanks, we got us a brayde wiv eekthecat, so congrats 2 u an eek 2!
lol ever read david sedaris’ “the santaland diaries”?
“snowball is playing a dangerous game”
snobal? mebeee u tinkin uv sno wite? hooz ebill mommee phed her aweerdo apple?
Praps Ai woz, but iffn u iz tryin to be nawt sekond, u don haz tiem 2 fink!
mirror o Erised…
…shows kitteh’s twoo desiyer…
Wut’s hims desiyer…..a kyoot kitteh ???
Narcissus kitteh knowz it’s awl aboot hims…
*frum the sport recubbery ward*
nice brayde, Annipuss, MaisNon and Eeck!
*trys to applsaws but can onlee clap wun hand*
want sum choklit martoonie??
Ai finks ai is in teh mood fer mango margareetas insted…
**sippee,sippee**
Yum…….
Fanks leeza-b choklit martoonie sounz grate.
looks liek hym desires boll ob yarn…
oar mebbe hii cawt teh gowldin snitch?
whutever it iz, it be invisibul.
Yez! Onlee hii can sii ett in teh mirror Esrid.
Me!! Me !! Me !!
kwite teh rapidash braid!!! orf tew teh Ty bo tiki!!
I likez yer site, sweetmotherofmars!
Tks!!! Ai jest came bai tew sii eff anee tihng gnu wuz added…
Sew, 10Q (late)
Ai cautta bug – an it wuz DIS big!
*luks arownd to see if sweetmotherofmars is sayf*
SMOM is much smaller dan teh grate big bug, ai finkz. Besidez – teh kyoot kitteh wud nawt nom a cheezpeep.
*whew* Ai dunnoe, tho… kittehz, ebben teh kyoot wunz, iz vry kurius.
Hmm whut’s tihs? Wuzzit feel liek? Wuzzit smell liek? Duzzit haev a flavr? *nom nom* PLEH Ett haz a flavr N teh flavr iz PLEH
Liddil bugz iz summytiems wurs fur teh where.
{{{Good aftrnoonish, Nightshayde!!}}}
Hai SMOM! Mebbe dis kyoot kitteh wud *sampul* udder liddul buggz, but nawt the cheezpeep wun. Wii must keep teh cheezpeepz uv awl shaepz an sizuz saef!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{Tks!!!}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Yew puttid my stick-like mynd @ eeze!
mus be skeeeeeeery bein sew liddel!! yew mus be berry berry cairful!
wen iz skuul owt?
Ai haev teh rezt ob dish weak, then nuffing but mai riisurch (and mooving) untill aver Ai visit wif yew and Altosinger et al!
wheel miss teh hansum singull dad, tho. 
Wheel bii a nyce brake b4 teaching (& rii surch) in teh fall.
um, Ai did anne swer tihs… nawt shur wai WurdPretzel ettid ett.
Uf akshul classiz Ai haev just tihs week left. Iz moar in the otter poast… oh whale.
Aw tks gremlin!!!
Ai just gottid hoem frum skool, sew I wuz Ndeed safe.
(((Nyce tew noe yew whir lurkin owt fur mii)))
{{smom}} *tinee, gentil snorgle*
Aw! {{{Snorgle-back!}}}}
YOO is kitteh!!
SPLORT
*splortz* rite nextoo Leeza…
At leest teh CCC duzint hafta go bery far.
*tripz ober niteshayde.*
Sry, MJ. Iz yew okay?
*dazedlee* I can haz martoonee?
Uv coars yew can haz martooneez!
*shaekz uppa batch uv lemontinis – wif sugar on teh rimz uv teh glasses*
Iz nawt chawklit – but iz bery refreshin in teh hawt wethur.
oh yas, plz joyn us MJ!!
wud u liek a mint wif ur martoonie?
*weeklee*
ohai nightshayde… izznt that teh kyootest kitteh??
*holds hand on hed so fyoo remaning brane cells cant excape*
Himz is sew preshusssss!
***pushes CCC between leeza & nighshayde****
***has CHRG’s,taype,blankees,& chokklit***
Put brayns back inna heds…hope ai diddint mix em!
Slap awn teh CHRG’s…
Tape,tape,tape….
Blankees & chokklit fer ebberyone!!
Fankz, eeck! Ai iz gettin beddur nao.
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Ai lieks teh avatar!
Fanks….ai lieks yours,too !!!
ai lurves teh liddel tubby purplol dude!!!
*Jumps up deh fred to Leeza
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,awl deh braynez bak in deh hed noaw.
*Pulling on deh CHRG, dis 1 b habbing deh spring crocusez
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp. Brrriiiiiiipppp.
Otay, I tuk u up in dis floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. U b bedder soon, Leeza
oh fanks MJ!
I iz yoosually not a splort-y type.
Maybee it wuz becawse the kitteh is oranj?
*sips chawklie martoonie, offurs sum to nightshayde*
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Oooh oooh oooh — I just got back from a cruise, during which I spent quite a bit of time at the martini bar. I drank a couple of chocolate martinis & thought of all you lovely cheezpeeps!!!
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[lolspeak]
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Aim shoor it wuz teh orinjness of teh kitteh dat cauzed teh splorting, leeza. The bebeh orinj kittehz haz so bery much kyoot!!!!
oh, I was finkin maybee peeples were rite abowt teh poysin thing!
ware did u goes on ur croose??
caribbean, west coast, alaksa??
Caribbean – went to Bermuda, San Juan, St Thomas, and Grand Turk. It wuz lubberlee. Got home layt on Sunday — just nao getting bak to Calleefornya tiem in mah hed insted uv New York tiem.
Omai!!! taht duz sownd lubberlee.
Wuzzit yer nawt sekkond cruze? Ai haev nawt had mai nawt sekkond yet. Wuzzit liek?
Mai kureyozzimnus, lemme sho yew awl!
Wii haz cruised menny tiems nao. It wuz mai 4-year-old’s 4th cruze awlreddee.
It’s a really good way to experience various places & see if you want to go back later & spend time on a land vacation there, too. There’s tons of stuff to do, and everyone you’re traveling with can do different things yet never really lose track of one another (unless you want to). Or if you want, you can just do nothing. Read a book by a pool, or in a lounge… sleep… drink without having to worry about who’s going to drive home… see shows… watch movies… I highly recommend it. 
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My not second cruise was my honeymoon at the ripe old age of 30. It’s a very nice way to travel, I must say. You unpack your bags once, and your hotel travels with you everywhere you go.
oh ai kin see it tawl nao………… teh ICHC cruise!!! OMG, get in teh cabin!!!!
Ai fink dat wud b a ryot!
cud wii get teh TTI and the Meer Cans an teh Kiwiz an (whar’s Yvi? Alemand?) awl ob us awn a cruze?
An der’z Africat in Saudi, Ly in Skottlan an sumwun in Irelan – We gets ebryware!
Hao ar wii gonna awl get tewgeddr???
(Ai liek Africat teh teechur. Mai ad visor iz frum teh sof afrika tew. )
Yu awl recubburd frum Orygun nd redy tu sale awai awlredy? Yu iz n trepid.
Shii haz tew bii in teh souf WA suun, bettr bii recubbering.
O a ICHC cruise wud bii teh AWSUMOUSET!
Mayhaps win I gradumate?
Where cud wii goe?</strong?
Alpo poco oar Arooba?
Burmooda oar Baa hamma
Care a bein oar Cat a leena
D….
oh noe
Thot Ai borked teh fred… bowldlee.
a Dessert Aisle??
Elootheria
Fronsch St. Martin
G…
Dominican Republic
Ecuador
Fiji
g………………
Granada
Hawaii
Jamaica
K…………
kennebunksplort
Lawng island
Mayne oar Monserrat (awl taht ash)
(Taht goatherd lurks lonelee. Mayhaps Ai shud yodull at hurr.)
Nevis n St. Kitts (uv cors)
Opin Oashun (saylin saylin…)
Panama Canal (nebber bin dere b4)
Q…
Queenzland?
Riilee zotic playces
St Croix
Quebec
Romania, oar enny uvvur mania
Saskatchewan
Timbuktu
U…
Uruguay
Venice
Wales
X
Xenia (is a little landlocktid town en Illynoy, but *shrug*
YAKIMA (wut? can’t sail tehere?) k…. Yucca Tan Pen insulin
uh… zwansea???
oh dat sownd lubblee!!
I fink they has people to watch ur little one too, so u can go have adult play time too, rite?
cud beeeez, ai nebber trabeled wit no liddel wuns……
an yew can onleeee speek in lolspeak on teh cruise……… teh pooor waiders
“Includilling teh kidileez…”
O wii cud tip tehm enuf tehy wud TRII tew unnerstand
Yup yup — mai liddul wun had teh bestest tiem in teh “Fun Zone.” She wuz stayin in cabin wif mai Momcat, sew hubbee & ai did nawt haz teh trubble getting adult play tiem ennyway — but itz gud to know for fyootur cruzez dat wii will do wiffowt teh Momcat.
O mai kidlets wud LURVE us awl eff wii cud d00 tihs.
Teh donkey has a big fat jelluss….
Teh CRUZ!!! wundered whar yew whir (Ai haev bin hitnmiss onna freds, thot mebbe Ai wuz just nawt lurkin @ teh rite tiem ob dae.)
Teh oring kittehz ar teh kyoot. Ai mizz mai ol Red. Hym had teh matchy fur n eyes.
:rolls: an noe poysun!
No poysun!!! Ai luvz teh orinj tabbee kittehz. On Sunday nite layt, teh kittehz wuz bery happytail to see us. Mah Skimbleshanks is mah sweet orinj furree son — he wanted lawtz uv luv from himz Mama. Sew much sew dat he kept nuzzlin me eben wen ai wuz tryin to giv him himz favrit catnip treetz. He sniffed teh treetz & kept nuzzlin Mama insted uv eetin teh treetz. Ai wuz sew TOUCHED. *sniff* Yesturday moarnin, he finallee eeted sum uv himz treetz.
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Our old Jennyanydots wuz awlso an orinj tabbee (but wif teh short furz). He wuz teh luvvingest kitteh we haz eber had. Such a snuggul-muffin! He crossed teh brij menny yeerz ago — nao himz playin wif mai gramma, ai finkz.
Nightshayde – Yor kittehs haz teh *best* nayms!
Wii haz seen CATS mennee mennee tiemz. Ai had a “Munkustrap” (Munkie fer short) in collij, but had to giv him to anudder purrson cuz mai roommate was allergic.
Udder dan dat, teh naemz are moar generic. 
Wii nao haz Squeak, Spot, Timmy, Tyler, and Dusty along wif owr Skimbleshanks (Skimble fer short). Mah luv fer mah fur famlee — let me sho u it. 
Mah sister an I wuz lukee enuff to see Cats on Broadway teh last yeer it wuz ther. Wuz fantastik! I haz teh videyo, but is nawt teh saym as seeing it lyve.
We had just had lunch at teh Plannit Hollywud an wuz wawkin down teh street decydin whut to do neggst. An ther wuz teh Wintergarden, an Cats starting in 5 minnuts, at a matinay pryce. Fortuosity! Ther we wuz, fur wunz in teh rite playc at teh ryte tyme.
Bak n mai daytin daiz, I tuk mai gurlfrin n herz liddul gurl (bowf hyooj Cats fanz) 2 C Cats n Nashvil. I had kawlded ahed n mayd sum speshul aftur-da-shoa uhraynjmintz. 2 deyz supryz dey gotted 2 meet Bradford Minkoff n gitz pitchers wif himz steel n himz maykup.
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O, Bradford Minkoff wuz Rum-Tum-Tugger.
Whut a neet thing to do! An let me say that Rum-Tum-Tugger is a wunderful naym fur a kitteh! I wil gid owt mah kopy uv T.S. Eliot’s Buk uv Praktikal Kats to get sum moar ideeyas.
mai
furstnot second job out of grad skool was making cat tails for Cats. Didjoo know that the cat’s leotards all started out white, and they were not painted with brushes – nooooo – they were painted hair by hair according to the actor’s penciled in muscle groups with majik markers! rilly!Yer website iz full ob eggscalent pics!! Grate wurk, cSmall!
(Wunner hao manee cases ob majik markrs teh moosical used in awl??)
me an hubcat saw wicked in Chic ago!!! was prolly in 2006 it was tea
sry , yea!!! was wut i ment to say
yew were a gud cat-ch Aahz! Vry romantickle! (Hur dottur must haev flet liek Marie in teh “Ristycats”)
Yeh, herz wuz berree happeetaylz 4 uh kwyt uh wyl
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But herz mama nawt da wun wat cat-chted me … we dint staiz 2gevvur 4 lawng aftur dat. Jess az whale, tho — I gotted uh beddur cat-ch naow ennywayz
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(I b such uh lukee kitteh)
Ai tihnk yew ar write!!! (Bof in haevn teh bettr cat-ch and bN lukee.) Teh ovver kitteh doan noe whut shii lozt, but yew ar beddr orf.
Fanky, SMOM, I dew b beddur awf naow…
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I nawt sew lukee wif da wun b4 mai currint XYL… Dat indid wif lawng, drawdid-owt (n spinsiv) “big-D”. Awltho ebben wif dat I wuz lukee — I gotted mai kidletz full-tym.
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But I iz reelee, REELEE lukee wif mai noo XYL. Herz lurvz me liek I wuz da furvvest-frum-nawt-sekkund gy awn Urf. I noez I iz lukee 2 b wif herz … I sumtymz teez dat I gotted da beddur deel cuz I gotted herz, but herz ownlee gotted me!
Aw, Aahz, taht iz teh SCHWEET!!
(an conga rats awn habbin yore kidlets full tyme!)
Mai famlee wuz nawt berry orijinul – durin teh tiem Ai libbed wiv mumcat an daddipuss, we had 4 kittehs. Free uv dem wuz cawld Timmy. Teh uvver wun hoo `dopted us fer a few munfs wuz Ptolemy.
lolz!
My Grandaddeh always had a wite kitteh, and it wuz always naymed Susie.
Wether it wuz a boi or a gurl.
:snurt:
Wunst a neigh boars cat had kittehs an tehy cawld wun ob dem Dubble uglee jist tew maek mii mad. (Ai may haev bin sebben)
Ai heerd uv sumwun cawld dere kitteh Verucca `coz it was awlwaiz unner dere feets!
:LOL:
*deep breath*
Skimbleshanks!
Win 4 nightshayde!!1!
I lurvz da raylwai cat!
(“…and he gave one flash of his glass-green eyes…”)
In our house, he’s “Skimbleshanks, the Veggie Cat. The Cat of the Produce Aisle.” He luvz frootz an vejumtabulz… an shrimp. Udder meat produx, nawt sew much. Himz favrit fud is mushroomz, but he luvz teh zookeenee an teh broklee, an teh caulolflwr, an teh spinich… an Bloody Mary Mix. Himz iz an odd kitteh…
I hadz uh kitteh dat wuz uh liddul liek dat wunst (mai kidletz mama haz herz naow). Herz iz uh liddul Skottish Fowld naymd Miri hoo reelee liekz 2 nom. Herz fayvert fud iz cheez — herz will sitz up awn herz bak feetz n nom cheez owtta ur hand untilz U haz noe moar. Herz will dew dat wif ham, 2. Awlsew, win herz iz nommin kruncheefud, herz duzznt git wun pees atta tym, herz gitz uh hole mowf-full n da egg-struh peesiz fawl owtta da sydz uv herz mowf. We kawl herz “Shuvvlemowf” cuz uv dat.
Skimble lurves momma moar tahn catnip isself!!
{{{NS}}}
Ai awlmoast got weepy wen he picked me ober teh treets. Awlmoast. He is SUCH a Mama’s boikat.
Sew sweet uv yew to put it into werdz liek dat!
{{{SMOM}}}
Jazz handz!!!
I lubz deh liddul kitteh jazz handz!!
Skweeeeee!!!
Mayke sure teh CHRG is tite….
Cween,has u ebber tried teh Lienenkugels Berry Weiss ????
Oh jess! it be nomalishus.
wutz a linenkugul fingie? Iz dezurt?
izza beer
Some might call it beer… Personally I consider more of a dessert…
Gud to know…has been tempted to buys it…will definitely do so now….
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inbizzable tryin on da tux
boykats do that?
ai thot onlee gurlkittehs spended howers in fronta teh mirra.
You obviously haven’t been around many teenage boys.
ai has lawts uv bruthers– corse, tehyre awl awtistick… so mebbe tehy hasnt got to teh mirra stage yet.
duz this meen taht sumday tehy will loose dat soggee freetoe smell (is majer pleh…)?
cannoe gare on tee teh smell wheel goe awhey, but if tehy start takin ellebenty showrs a dae they ar lezz awtistick an moar lubsick.
((Mai brovver in HS, ebberywun saw teh change.)))
yeps bois do too….dey awso spends long tyme in shower at certain age…an jus a yeer earlier, you cants get them to bathe no matter what…you grabs em bai der neck scruff and putsem in tub and dey yell dat dey are allargick to soap. huh.
Datz onlee until dey lernz dat teh teenage gurlz do NAWT liek teh stinkee greesee boiz.
*head plink* must miirember to riifresh B4 postin
Praktissin Frankenkitteh rooteen fer Holloween….RRAAARRRR !!
I ar feroshus and poisonouz
beware pink monkeh, I ar coming fur Uz
Madge sed mah paws wuld be nyce an sawft an pritteh if I soaked em in Paw-moliv.
*luks in mirror at paws* Duz they *luk* eggstra sawft an pritteh?
Yes, kitteh. Dey lukz bery sawft an pritteh!
On mai….dat is a blast frum teh past !!!
Yer sokin innit~!
Warez Madge?
ohai, Aahz, ai ar “maj” tu frenz nd famlee. Dat wun awn teebee wuz ubnokshus.
Hay! doze nasteez! Ai went tu sine in nd stil dey kepez mai abatar. Ratzafratz!
Ai am glad yew wheel nawt trii to trik mii intew soakN en teh dishwalla shap. Ai iz lergic tew Blue Dawn N Windex…. bet teh Green Palmolive wud break mii owt tew!
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Ohai, gma!! yeh, I dint liekz dem kummurshulz muchlee, but herz wuz da wun wat sed “Ur sokin innit”
I b happeetaylz dat we can haz owr oan muchlee nyser Maj rite heer!
Hee! madge! Dat wuz a lawng tiem ago wen mai dortur nd nees wur teenurz. Daey fawt iz berry funny tu cawl me madge. Ownlee ai spel it maj. wai du hard wai?
agriid. Ai liek yer wai beddur!
dats like, short fur majic, rite?
Hugz!!!
(first ever comment on here. Hope it works…)
It werked! Welkum to ICHC!!!
wellcomz frum all cheezfrenz–dis is majical fun playse wif phunnee punnee peeps! glad yer heer, GJ
{{Gigglejuice}} An hugs to yoo too – an welkum!
Wecum Gigglejuice – maek urself a tome
Ohai Gigglejuice! Wellkumz! O, n kyoot naym 2
Yay! Iz noo cheezfrend! Ok, dis teh capshun room, and dees ar teh pictures, and dis is teh museum! Herez teh orijinul happycat! Happycat iz teh kitteh hoo started all teh ICHC stuff! Hope u enjoyd teh tour! Oh, and ceiling cat iz God in ICHC world.
Sqwee & Schmoo!!!!
Sew kyoot hym wants tew hug hisself!
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Hep, me, mummah! I askeert mahsef!
lemme get diz strate, sno wite’s mom wuz a gangsta?
Nawt her reel mom — her stepmom. Fo shizzul (wutebber dat meenz).
oh rite… ai alweyz forgetz dat awl moms in faeree tails r stepmoms frum teh nether dimenshuns.
lemme get diz strate: der usta be EIGHT dwarps but den “Lumpy” got cancer??!
I puts on maek oop, I be’s so pretty…
cue “West Side Story”…
I fealz prittee, preshuss kittee,
I fealz prittee n kittee n bryt,
N I pittee enny kit hoo iznt me 2nyt.
I feel orinj!
An so floofy!
Itzalarmink hao chamink ay FEEEEEEL!
An so pritteh
That I hardlee kan beleeve aym REEEEEEEL!
C teh kitteh cat in teh mirrur ther-
Hooevver can taht sweet kitteh be?
Such a floofy hare
Such a sparklee eyes
Such a powncy step
Such a pretteh ME!!!
*clapng floofy pawz high in teh air*
Bravo! Brava! Bravi!!!!!
Encore!!!
BRA VOUGH
*claps stick-like hands*
Yew ar awl very talentid!!
I has just nowticd ur avatar. Oh Hai!
Tks!!!
Wut guitar d00 yew haev??? (problee plural, guitarz? rite?)
Letz see, I haz 3 geetars,
(u probiblee won’t undurstandz if u don’t has geetar nolige)
1 gibsin sg (best geetar evur!)
1 fendur stratocaster,
and 1 acoustic geetar wif my reel name painted on it. (speshul)
OH, and ur welcum:)
I do be teh prittiest, prittiest gurl . . . I do be dat.
Darker and moar Gia than West Syde Storeh, purrhabz. Altho WSS haz sum pritteh dark momintz!
i seez jazzhands!!
W00T! JAZZHANDZ!
Nooooo Alice Kitteh doan step thru….
an eff yew d00, stay whey frun teh roil tea.
let d Looking-Glass creatures, whuteffer they b
comb dine wit teh RedQueen, teh WhiteQueen & me!
ten fill up ta glasses as qwick az u can,
and sprinkle teh tablet wit buffoons adn flan:
putt cats inda coffee, and mice in the tea–
and welcome Kitteh Alice with thirty-times-three!
Absol w00tlee awesum!!!
Narcissistic kitteh is narcissistic. But, then, I LOVE HIM TOO!!!
ohai liddel oranj kitteh, so good to seez U
can I haz a hug?
wondurrs why does teh kitteh luk lyke meh?
Kitteh duz faymus Growlcho n Harpo mirrur skit…
If yu get outta da way, I comes in an visits yu.
*bonk*
Why you no get outta da way??
Thriller kitteh haz tu praktis in front of mirra tu gets teh hans just so…
Yeah.. perhaps she was really so surprise about her face.. that seemingly so cutie.. hehe.. – http://www.anyassets.com
Put ‘em up, put ‘em up! Which one of you first? I can fight you both together if you want. I can fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I can fight you standing on one foot. I can fight you with my eyes closed. Oh, pull an axe on me, eh? Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I’ll… Ruff!
the wrabbits would show respect to me/the shipmonks genuflect to me/though my tail wud lash/I wud show compash/4 effry underling/ if i, if i whirr king!
Uh, oh I tink sumwun nos mai commints not riginal.
creatiff uze of qwotes esh steal phunneh
“Da moast wunnerful fing bowt Tiggerz iz Im da ownlee wun”
“Den hooz dat obber dere?”
“Luk luk luk… O, wat uh straynj lukkin creechur. Luk at doze beedee liddul ayz, dat purr-postrus chin, n doze rikki-dikkulus strypt pujawmuz”
“Lukz liek anuvver Tigger 2 me”
“O noe itz nawt – Im da ownlee Tigger”
Ai lurve Poohbear.
Halp!I needs CCC!Dat orinj babykitteh be SO cyute!*SPLORT!*
Hoald awn Katzi! Iz kommin…
**skreechiz 2 hawlt wif CCC**
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**pattepatpat braynz 2 smoov em owt agin**
**dukkee tayp dukkee tayp 2 hoald hed 2gevver**
**putz 50z bavvin cap awn Katzi**
**snapz CHRG (w/doi) ober cap**
**rapz Katzi wif softee fwoofee bwankee wif kitteh faysiz awn it**
Dere naow Katzi … U gunna maykit jess fyn … U relaks inna comfy chayr inna Splort Lownj
**porez steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n setz trai uv chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz**
Heer U goez … dreenk n nom 2 gitz ur helf bak… U b beddur inna noe tym
Aahz u r jest teh most efishunt CCC driva & medic wii haz hear thx
Aw, shux
fanky 2w2b2s! But I finkz I b sekkund 2 owr oan lubberlee cweenmj n paws-ibblee sum uvvers wif moar speereeyintz den me…
But I can haz da kyootistest CCC dryvur rownd:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
okai beeumble bet wrenur drivin udoso wit entuesdayasim
c u wound
whoa re-red tis, wound nawt a fleshy 1, wound= winded-up non-lol= round
mai language skillz c tem dizentegrating 8)
WHEW!!
Thankeez SO Aahz! I MUCH better nao!:-)
(Boy…dese kyute kittehs shure takes a lot outta me.But it’s werf it.)
Meerur sez:
Ebreewun
B noewin dat.
U teh kyootist!
U da kat!
yai!!! Dis rememberee mii ob mi boi-kat Topaz wen hii beez ittee bittee kittee. Hym beez beeg boi-kat noa an ai lufs hym mor ebbery dai. Ai lufs all the kule cheezpeeps heer 2.
ai bin lerkin heer soo long ai cood git arristid fer staukin IRL!!!1!
Iz awl gud, wii moast awl startid az teh lurkurz.
oh noes… Not dat feelin! Noes! Noes!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1!!SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!
Halp! I needz halp! My hed asploded!
O noez! Guitarfreak dun had teh *splort*!
WEEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO!!1! Heer kumz mai CCC dryvur:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
…
Hoald awn jess uh liddul bit lawngur, guitarfreak!
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**pattepatpat braynz 2 maykz em awl smoov**
**dukkee tayp dukkee tayp 2 hoald hed 2gevver**
**putz 50z bavvin cap wif mewzikle noatz awn guitarfreak**
**snapz CHRG wif liddul gitar drawinz ober cap**
**rapz guitarfreak wif softee fwoofee bwankee**
Dere naow guitarfreak … U gunna b jess fyn … U relaks inna comfy chayr inna Splort Lownj
**porez steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem awn tawp n givz 2 guitarfreak**
Heer … dreenkee dis n nom sum chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz (4 ur vyteeminz, doncha noe)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, fank u fank u fank u fank u faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Aahz!!!!!1!!! Dat wuz berry scary! I feelz much bedder! Again, fank u!
Eanie meanie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.
I nearly wet myself when I saw that ! Superb !
CCRAAAKKK!!!
de
miror broks
Bernie!!!
Sweetez liddel kitteh beddure nawt geyt tuu cloase tuu teh mirrow, oar
Alyss wil pullez hims rite thru teh mirrow iyntu Wunnerland;
Kitteh mite nawt bee abul tuu cum bak, becuz Alyss bees myssyng her IRL kitteh Dinah, hooz stil waiyting foar her onna ribberbank; her haz bin tehre synce Alyss wented thru the luukiyng glass menny yeers agoe;
Awww.
(as the mirror) u duh well actually my catz are tied 4 first think of them as snow white
My kitteh Bubbuh ( girl )
SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT!!!!!