stop watchin me, is tryin
stop watchin me, is tryin 2 lick mai hypotenuse..
dis kitteh can halp u find it.
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Jess doan b acute bowt it…
Iz too obtuse to get a gud quik answr like urs
Fanky! Nys noo abatar, BGee!
Tanks. Ai read cweenmj’s blog 2 figger out how tew gets won.
Cween iz so snart abowt fingz, haow tu du dem. ai goze ina minut tu rede abowt wut she nd Jamamamama did obur da wekeend. I sede awn hurz abowt haow tu maik a blog tu. Wil trai sune.
iz so smart!
yu is scalene gnu hyts wiv tehse puns!
Datz uh poyntid kawmint! (free-poyntid kawmint, 2 b eggzakt)
Puns? Weer? I-saw-sillies onli.
berree punnee!
Congratshumalashuns, Aahz, top of teh braid! Haow shal we sillybrayt?
Fanky annipuss! Waol, I nawt can haz enny kaffeen 2dai, sew haow bowt rum n coak 4 evvyboddee? Aftur uh kuppla doze, den we kin dans wif uh 3-step n mayk sum moar tryayngullz.
Wood u liek sum pretzels wif ur roman cloak? Sumtin about tihs kitty has me cravin teh salty pretzels.
coak wifowt cafeen? pleh. but sry yu nawt can has cafeen. iz daly rekwiremint fur moast. iz lait fur annipuss tu be up sillibrashuning. {{{{{Annipuss}}}}} wud liek tu tok wif yu owtsied. ar yu in “frenz”? Oar cud yu lebe me mesij at mai profile?
Ohai gma, Ai iz in frenz sins nawt sekond uv Mai
Ai lukked but fink ai speld rong. Wil trai agen. ai wuz finking abowt yur helf problumz nd mite hab sum sugjeshunz wut mite helpinzg. “Praktis medsin wifowt lysens” But dokturz downt awlwaiz noze ebreefing.
Noe, noe, noe! I nawt can haz enny kaffeen sew far 2dai, sew I figgerd dat it wuz tiem 2 haz sum!
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Watz coak wiffowt kaffeen? Boareeng!
**an echo from teh past “. . . change teh receipee? Whuts coke wifout c—-ine? Drat taht prohibition ackt!” **
:snert:
Mai mamakitteh groo up inna tym win coak can hadz sumfin jess uh LIDDUL BIT strawngurr dan kaffeen…
I lurvz coak … I muss kumz bai dat honnistlee - I gitz it frum mai mamakitteh
Tehse days u hav tew gitz it frum teh street corner, dis honnistlee.
(Ai’d betr stik wif kaffien.)
Ai fink Ai mus b berry tyred - Ai can’t find ur profile 2 lebe a messij.
Ai mus goe 2 bed in bowt 10 minnits.
Nytee nyt den annipuss! Fanky 4 da sillybrayshunz!
mmm….rum n coak. Happee happee!
But he iz acute…a kyootee!
Kose teh door if u wants privacy, deer.
iz nawt deer, iz kitteh
Wen its running doun teh hall, it can tern into a room, sew maibi its a shayp-shifta adn can tern intu a deer as well.
Can turn into room, mebbe. But nawt rum.
An Ai bet u can’t doo taht
ai kan butt last tiem kame houm in whielchare… wiff stoopit cone on mai hed!
dun’ lik yer bits! dey sez. i can’t halp it! i sez. dey has flavr! i sez.
i r haus kitteh… not get owt much.
Gotta get sum flavr, hazn’t u?
ai spose but i tink i radder it be cheezburger… i r himalayan… stuffs dingle sometiem…
DO NOT WANT
i can has nawtfurst? :3
No,deer, yu du nawt sai f****. Iz cunsidurd rood heer. If yu wur fastur yu cud hab bin “nawt secund”. we hab berry fyew roolz heer but traiz tu b purrlite.
sowwy i’z confuzzled. T-T
ai doant no enyting.
ai’ll be moar carful next tym. *sniffle*
{{{{{Dawnne}}}}} Hugzes for u.
If u reed up on teh last 2 months posts, u’ll see how offen BGee has borked a gud thread or tew and evryone here still treets me fairy nicely!
Well come!
Hey-snap! Ai jus red ur profiel adn we gotz teh saem birfdae!!
Ai’ll be elebenty-eight neckst mont.
(NAWT reddy 4 anee “senior” diskounts 4 a few yeers, thnkuvrymuch!)
Iz awlrite. taikz sum tiem tu figyer owt fingz. If yu doant noze sumfing yu can aks oar luk at wiki. ( up at tawp ub paje, sez sumfing “lol wiki”) Hab yu bin tu tybootik? ennywun can go nd getz ennyfing yur liddul hart ebbur dezired. Tyes, bobbul hed dawlz, softee blankeez, bebrijz ub enny kined nd chonklitz in menny shaipz nd flaburz.
Hay, wut hapun? ai dint put winkee faice awn dere. Tok abowt wp eting owr commintz but naow iz adding fingz.
Ohai gma!! Haow U b 2dai?
Yeh, I noetissd dat WerdPretzel sumtymz nomnomz mai printyseez n putz n smyleefaysiz. Yoozyulee happinz win I putz sumfin n printyseez wif spaysiz oar dawtz b4 dem. Lessee ifn I kin mayk WP dew it naow…
(noe spaysiz heer)
( spaysiz heer )
(.wun dawt heer.)
(..too dawtz heer..)
(…free dawtz heer…)
(….foar dawtz heer….)
Waol, WP wuzznt foolded bai mai spaysiz, but mai dawtz gotted it!
Whee! dawtzez!……………………….!
Ai iz gud {{{{{Aahz}}}}}} Iz kuled orf tudai but iz stil smoaky in de airz . map oana nuze las nite ub Calfur kneez lukz liek hole stiat iz awn fyre. Sted ub plaing Ai shud be clene up mai haose sum b4 mai dortur cumz fur weke end. she finkz iz lerjik tu catz nd iz sum kritkul ub mai slawpy waiz. Du nawt unnerstan haow she lurn tu be so clene.
I noez haow mai kidletz bkum sew messee — dey gitz it frum deyz daddee
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Akshullee, I nawt messee … awl mai stufz iz oarginyzd wif mai oan Pyling Sistim!!
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Speekin uv uh plays 4 mai stufz, uh mowmintz sylints 4 da passin uf Jorj Karlin… Himz nawt neadz uh plays 4 him stufz ennymoar…
Ai rekunize da fyling sistimz.
ona nyewz dey wuz sai stil cant sai da 7 wurdz ona teebee but ai heerz a lawt ub dem nd nobunny sez ennyfing oar blepez oar ennyfing ennemaor. He wuz berry funneez.
O hai Dawnne, Dat seemz 2 b teh onlee rool u haz 2 sai furvest frum last, oar nawt sekond - don wurri we iz nies peeplz.
Well kumz Dawnne! {{{{{Dawnne}}}}}
I can haz nawt-sekkund awn dis fred, but U kin haz sum rum-n-coak n joyn da sillybrayshunz n 3-stepz dansiz awlsew!!
Oh Mai!!!! how bewy teknikle uv yew..
kama sutrah kitteh sees your judging eyes.
i hrrd marlyn mnnson did eet, ai can too.
as long as it’s not obtuse…
Yoga kitteh demonstrating advanced teckniks fur dah exurcize TV
spesificulee trikonasana - triankle poise
he twy to kees own butt bye
What a cute acrobatic kittie.. - http://www.anyinput.com
Karma Sutra kitteh forgotz partnur needed fur dis wun…
Pewberte shows itself agin!
Off thread, but Mai growed up kidlet haz stoled wun uv mai pic and gotted a lol on teh voting payj (payj 2 wen Ai lookt) Iz teh Big Kitteh an KFC shop
Ai jus’ bowted it up, along wib a whole bunch ob ober good ones. Wun dai I will lurn hau tu rite lols guud enuf to get bowted on, tu.
Looks more like he’s trying to lick his equilateral to me.
Waol, himz at da rite angle 2 dew it…
HAW!
Yoo shood neva lik ur hippopotamus.
Notice: your kitteh has malfuncshuned. Plese replase kitteh in uprite posishun an press “reset”. Fank yu.