stoopid hoomin
stoopid hoomin kittehs iz not marsupialz
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Alien Kitteh!
♫♫
Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal
♫♫
Meeshigum Jay Froggie!
Also Spaceballs…
Oh, no. Not again.
Not SpaceBalls!
….iz bustin owt uv yer stomach!
Concats,Maus !!
congratz maus…u gots teh top spot!!
we all fumbled after and gots 5 way macrame for sekond, lolz.
Yoo lookded a bit liek Teh Keestoned Cops, eh?
hoo yoo cawling stoned??
Hay, is there enny of those cookies left?
I has a hongree…
Here… have some of these cookies. I just baked them…
*Hands leeza a yellow-green cookie with pink stripes and purple polka-dots*
**sniffs teh odd colurred cookies**
wot kind uv cookies are these?
they has an unyooshual smell.
Oh… just a
poisonous concoctionlittle delicacy that I make from time-to-time. Please… enjoy!Hmm…. it smells liek… sulfur??
Maybee tehy are helth cookies?? I no the sulfur baffs are gud for teh skin…
**takes a nibbul**
**falls intoo a transe**
That’s was TOO easy…
*Pulls a evil-looking spiked dongle from his pocket*
*Presses a hidden button*
*The dongle emits a yellow green light, with pink stripes and purple polka-dots*
*He starts to insert it in Leeza’s left ear*
**Dreems sumwun is giving her a wet willee**
**smacks Ebil Maus in hur sleep**
*sneaks up on Ebil Maus and drops a portable hole on him*
Silly jd. I don’t obey The Laws of Toon Physics.
HAhahahahahahaha….
Wait… What? You made me laugh!
*Disappears in a cloud of evil-smelling smoke*
oh JD!!
how can I fanks u??
{{{{{{{JD}}}}}}}
Since mayking Ebil Maus laff reduuces hiz powerz, I wunner if holding up a pikshur ov George Carlin, like holding a cross up to a vampyre, wuld mayke Ebil Maus disappear.
*Gallops in and uses her mouth to grab the dongle*
Gimme taht, yoo reepulsive rodent!
*Crushes the dongle under her hoof*
Nao go walk eest till yer hat flowts!
**apparentlee Maus’s disapparashun breaks teh spell**
Oh FANKS Petunia! U is my hero!
**offurs Petunia appuls and sugar kyoobs**
**picks up teh crushed dongle and pockits it to examin layter**
leeza-b, be kayrful wif tat dongle. It mite hav daynjerus powers or ooze toksick wyast even in its crushed stayte.
I will bees carefull Booklion!
I am wundering if we can yoos this aginst teh Ebil Maus.
I is goin to take it to D’Beaker Labs and let tehm take a luk at it.
Gud idee. Pd’B will no hao to get teh best out ov it.
How u get stoned on keez?
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oh. nebbermind.
hay MJ, how was teh vissit wif Jamamkitteh??
Deh bisit wuz deh grate funz!!
I rited bowt it on mai blog and posted a linkee 2 sum pitchers. Just klikee on mai name. Jamama just lefted bowt an ower adn a haf ago. 
Wii had a lubblee Oh Hai Desert Tea wif hatz and glubz adn kukumber sammichez adn everting. 
Dat lukked liek big fun MJ! I has a happie fur u and Jamama!
but wun kwestion… um, abowt the drinks heer….
They has no alcohol???
R u shure???
Well, leeza, I must 2 b admitting dat sumtimez deh drinkses dew hab intoxikating FX. In fact I dew b bemembring sum grog on deh whale fred back on March 6 dat mading mii berry sillee. Adn deh whole fred got sew twangled up it b making no senses.
If thurs a wai, eiber Maus or Ebil Maus will nowe.
Tink Arlo Gufree
“Comin’ into LoS Angelleez
Bringin’ in a cupple ov keez
don’t tuch my bags if yu pleez
Mr. Kustoms Man”
Oh, jess, I thotinged uv taht. Hense deh ‘nebbermind’ …
Dat not teh wai 2 cawwee kittehs
OMG! DON’T YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT IT’S DANGEROUS TO CARRY A CAT IN THIS MANNER. IT COULD CAUSE ALL MANNER OR SPINAL CORD INJURIES. OR THE CAT COULD SUFFOCATE. AND THAT IS ONE UGLY SWEATSHIRT. AND… AND…
o my gorsh..im away from ichc for week oar 2 and we gotz an ebil maus now?
ware has u been lolnascar!
we mist u!
*whispers*
I feel teh same way every Monday. Sew much happens on the weekends!
Yes! Whare was u? What did u bring us?
Answer teh 2nd question first, plz.
and duz it haz a flavr?
I knew u were coming so a bakid you a cake!
This summar vacayshun for the kiddies is messin up my ichc time!
Den we took sum time orff to paynt our howse.
Now I gots dis week and half of next before we goes to Florida for Daytona race!!
did u want to stawp in Charlotte and paynt my garaj on teh way??
I didn’t think sew. *sigh*
Florida, sownds like fun n sun!
we be flyin ober u…sry.
startin to get verry ‘cited bout FLA….i tells u a sekrit…
it be a Make a Wish trip for my girl, she’s gonna meet big famus race car driver
gonna be fun fun fun
how eggsitin fur her!
Hope it is all she dreams it will be!
{{{{{Lolnascar and dotter}}}}}
fanks
i hope she wont be too starstruck to enjoi it, lolz
gotta get goin now
take cares all
Iz otay,, hooman iz warin spinal suppoart – won hert his bakk.
Oh shut up.
I’m sorry if I have offended you. I thought that this was where we could have fun – I certainly meant no harm.
*Whispers*
Anni, I think he was telling me to shutup. I guess I did a pretty good Care Troll imitation…
Mais certainement, cherie!
Bwahahahahahahaha……. *CoughHackCough*
here, lil ebil maus. haz sum coff medicine i med fr yu.
*passes ober lubly lil crystal botlol wif sweetpeas etched onnit*
just a little now…
Do you think I’m naive enough to drink that?
Hahahahahahahahaha….
Ah heck! You made me laugh…
*Disappears in a cloud of evil-smelling smoke*
*has an idea and puts some of the smoke in one bottle, and the rest of the smoke in a second bottle. He then shakes the bottles really hard, and posts one bottle to Beaker Labs, c/o Dr. Bunsen Burner.*
poor lil ebil mausiee.
he finks dat eberybodee iz az ebil az he is. I guess he’ll neber no wot wuz in teh prettee botlol…
Thx guise, Ai fink Ai’z got mai sens uv hyumer bak in teh rite plaes naow. I dint see the comint wuz seprate frum mai wun.
Memmow 2 self: Bee moar caerful b4 gettin awl upsetted nex tiem.
*wisperz to annipuss* i not shure, but i don’t think greg minted to say dat to you:
luks like he minted it for ebil maus.
I certainly hope it wasn’t meant for me – it really upset me. Sorry, I was feeling a bit low anyway and that finished me.
{{{{annipuss}}}}
donut beez sad, we lubs you
here haz sum hot tea will makes U feelz bedder
I also haz sum cookies fur Uz
anipuss: i fink you be berry smart- if you haz teh sad, dis be a gud place to come!
p.s. i lubz yr abatar.
Thx mary O’S. Ai lieks it 2 – Ai haz had it fur ober 30 yeerz in varyus formz.
Annipuss, repeat after me. “Annipuss is a wonderful person. Annipuss is a wonderful person. Annipuss is a wonderful kitteh. Annipuss is a wonderful kitteh. Annipuss feels the urge to run around in circles, chasing invisible things. Annipuss feels the urge to run around in circles, chasing invisible things.”
jd: i don’t know if you hepped annipuss, but you shure maed my dae!
Annipuss wishes dat she cud run! Ai walks wiv a stikk and can’t run fer toffee – Ai kin hobble fast tho!
Deer annipuss, sumetiems wen yuu ar feelin low, iyt duz nawt taike tuu muches tu maike yuu feal wurse, wen sumewune sez sumefin taht maikes yuu feal ebben lower;
Ai haz goned thru tihs maiseylfe menny tiems; iyt kan bees kwite haurd tuu chear yuurseylfe up afture taht heppins;
Jes rember yuu ar nawt aloane iyn fealyng tihs waiy….. ♥♥♥♥
Fanks, Ai dunno wye Ai feelz mizrabul 2dai. It shore halps, plaiin heer wiv awl teh nies peeplz. An Ai fink Ai’m improovin – wun tiem Ai’d hav jus gibben up an not cum heer agayn iffn sumwun upsetted me.
*hands annipuss elebenty martoonies and a get-out-of-sad-free card*
“This is definitely a place where we can have fun. I think greg was replying to Ebil Maus, not to you, but that’s not the point. If this was a ’serious’ discussion site, like Slashdot, Ebil Maus might get a few people flustered, but even there probably not by a whole lot – especially once they figure out from the name that it’s a joke persona. But on a site that carries jokes, risque humour, and other seriously strange stuff? Where herds of elephants drive busses and anti-gravity cats are the norm? Where photoshopped images portray the seriously warped and bizarre? If there was one place on the intertubes that was safe to relax, it’s here. (Ok, there are one or two others, but here is definitely high on the list.)”
*luks arownd* Jokes? Risque humour? Seriously strange stuff? Whut – yoo meen ICHC izznt lyke uther playces? Yoo meen ellyphunkels do nawt dryve buses an *gulp* therz sumthing unyooshul abowt anti-grabbity kittehs?
*gigglol, puts paw over mowth to stawp chortle*
Why, JD, I think yor rite! ICHC is teh playce to be on teh Intertoobs!
He aint hevvy,he’s mai kitteh !
Fanks for teh lift!
Ferget teh HotPokkets. This be a CyootPokket TM.
Yum! I lieks mien wif extree cheez and extree floof!
hold teh pointy ends, pls, kthx.
and nawt eben slitley possum-like.
Kitteh said he wanted to sleep on teh *couch*, not pouch. Stoopy hyoomin.
i’z my personal carrier to da kitchen!
hippity hoppity
NOT
Hoodie wid a pouch? staci cat disapproves on tonite’s what not to wear
Stacicat duz approb ov teh kitteh, tho!
I readed sumwherez that Stacy has kittehs 2
an who in der rite mind would not approoove of kittehs
dey is the bestest
how is uz and how beez the counts and deh kittehs
I iz bery gud – teh cownts todai ar hedding bak to nermal! I duznt has to have anee moar shots (fer wich mai tummee iz happitayl – I can has sum wicked broozes), and no moar blood products unless sumfing goze bad awn Wed. So i kan do almost wuht I wants to, as lawng as I can has teh energees. Wich I doan has a lot ov.
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Teh kittehs ar tortured – teh birrdees awn teh balkonee ar taunting dem. So teh kittehs tri to tawlk to the birdees, an tri to jump at teh birdees eben tho teh sliding door iz closed! I’z funnee to lissen to teh kittehs talk to teh birdees!
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How’s fings by yoo, 2_K?
Yay…glad yu iz feeling bedder, PB2K.
{{{{{PB2k}}}}
I ar gud PB2k, mah allergies be boddering meh a lotz
so I ar sneezeh and weezeh odder dan dat I beez enjoing the
beautiful summah weatheh
Wooot! {{{{{pb2K}}}}} Sew happitail 2 no uze doin sew gud!
Stoopie human ir ar not a joey
let me goez
befoh I clawz Ur belleh and leaps to freedomz
and bettah get Ur act together human
Ur fashun sense is non existent
and an affront to mah dignitude
Nawt necessarily. Mars-soup-ials hab the strongest bite ob all animals, for deir jaw size. Nau all libing things will think kitteh iz feerce Tazmaian Tiger an’ will obey kitteh and serve kitteh as kitteh’s slaves.
…and that wud be different than before, how?
*snerk*
Bekoz doze are ordinary slaves. Deez wuud be da slaves ov da oberloard ob da Uniberse. Oh. Yu are rite. Dat isn’t different from befoar. But… but… it meenz da kitteh kan bite harder.
iz kitteh in ur pokkit or u just happi to see meh?
purreggnancy pureactwise
stoopid hoomin is tryin to steeeel maaai !
Kittehs naturally hibernate in human sweatshirts, until the habitat of the wild cheezburger is located.
kangaroo cubb learns to jump kick hoomans
Metatherians
Mebbee kitteh ar nawt mawrsoopial, butt iys duuiyng a verree guud jawb ov aktyng liek wun;
Naow teh trik wil bees tuu geyt teh hyuoomin tuu hoppez roun liek a kanglolroo;
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(Heh, heh, heh; taht wuud rlly bees a site tuu sea!!!!!
Hyumin stars hoppin rown, hiz gonner bee gittin him sum pointy ends N teh tender parts ub himz nat o mee.
You can bet that guy put that cat in his shirt like that. Unless there was a cheezburger in there.