Comments on: I dreemed I had cheezburgers.

By: calypso

calypso — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:33:42 +0000

i has dremed lek that….i wokes up to a soggy piloo

By: Anntichrist S. Coulter

Anntichrist S. Coulter — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:05:21 +0000

Such a booful bebe kitteh, and thankfully, an adorable caption to match!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:55:59 +0000

*peeks rown teh cornurr wiff coconut milk an kewl wippee on nose*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:55:01 +0000

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:54:08 +0000

I seed!!

Fanks furr bofe!!!!

An bofe cards!!

{{{{jmk}}}}}

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:13:40 +0000

o hau kewl taht mustuv bind!!!!! wii went out for drinksees and maed kaysoh dip and wachtid gone wif teh wind….SIGH……rhet butler……SIGH…….. wii awlsew goed tu teh laek an plaid in teh waddurs n ai gottid a sunburn…owchee.
mai caek resipee r eeeeeeeeezzzzzzzeeeeeeeee, it r a pineapple caek mix, a can ob coco lopez coconut milk stuff an a tub ob kewl wippee. u maeking teh caek hau teh bocks sez, den u letting it kewl awl teh way den u frigideez it till it r cold (not freezd) den u shlep teh kewl wipee awn tawp..it r guuuuuuuud stuf….

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:08:18 +0000

Time fer bed. Doan fergit Kafleen deh Dawnkeez birfday partee tomorrow morning at 12 noon eastern timez I finkz.
… … …….
nite-nite

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:59:26 +0000

Nom, nom, nom, nom, MMmmmmmm. Dewishuz. Did u habbing deh gud bisit? I bisitedingz wif Jamama. Her cameded here.

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:55:10 +0000

ai haz goed tu rockwall teksis tu cii mai bestfrensistur. dats obur bai dallis…

ai haz maed pina koladuh cake tu sherring, tu!

plzhabsumthx…..*gibbings hur majistee a taystee peec ub cake…*

hau it r? u liek? u want haz resipee? yes? i kin gib u it…..

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:48:51 +0000

*Dansez wif LC79.*
Wear ya ben?

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:37:22 +0000

*wunnrz in frum reel lyfe*
I R SEW GLAAAD TEW BEEZ HAUME!!!!!!
i missd ebbrbunny sew mush!!!! eye breengd a congaline tew dans aun.

dadadada DAH!!! dadadadaDAH!!!

*grabs neerist cheezpeep an duz conga dans

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:38:18 +0000

ohai kafleen, be4 yew getz too far away, ai gibed yew a birfdai card on teh babykangaroo whatever fred!!!

ai awso sended yew an emeow!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:35:50 +0000

Happy 85 Birfday, Dadcat!!!

*donkee pulls out magikul bubblol makur and blows a lubbfilled
bubblol off too find teh Dadcat and pop Donkee lub on him.*

If u sees him suddenlee smile wisstfullee and not noe why he has
an unexplained extra speshul happee alluffa suddun, it wuz mah
lub bubblol.

By: kag

kag — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:30:26 +0000

Totily

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:07:10 +0000

Kitteh, iyf yuu doan staup chewyng yuur pawses, weez gunna hafta puttez mittins awn tehm;

(Adn tehn awl yuu wil haz tuu eet wil bees pie!!!!!)

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:49:11 +0000

Awww. Nex taim traii piitsa.

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:48:38 +0000

Hay Janet, Ai sawed Fyumi Gator awn Muvver’s Daiy, awn wun ov teh poasts; iyt luuked liek her hadded a babbeh gator, becuz her wuz gibben hims a ryde awn her bak; tehms boff luuked soe kyuoote!!!!!!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:35:11 +0000

Yowzers!!! Oucheee! I hopes sumbuddy gibs the YNG a naperon iffin hees werking the grill! Dem spatterin borgers kin cause a serious bunch ob discomfort for the YNG udderwyze (varies depending on himz heightsness)

By: Duffy

Duffy — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:34:57 +0000

Gag me wif a spune, dood.

By: gladys

gladys — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:20:12 +0000

Mine kitterz taught it too me. They am EKSPERTS in the art ob snorgleosification.

By: Eve

Eve — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:57:59 +0000

No, teh fairels be teh wild kittehs I gib fuds toooo.

Ai reely apresh. . .apprish. . .tink yur swel fur tellink me abowt teh CCC!

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:35:34 +0000

Iz doin OK! Fanks fur askin! Got 3 moar weeeeks bee for aiz get to see surjin bouts mcv ai nek. (Michio iz helping meh wif teh typing -kitten lyk typing detected! Himz 7 toed pawzes iz AWL OBER teh plays!)

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:55:07 +0000

Yur welcome, Eve. . .scuse me . . .ECH6K+eF!!

Ummmm . . .fairiels??? What ar fariels????? Sounds lake a cross between ferreets and skewerlols. Wich wud fur shur be cyoot – but can it bee????

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:18:03 +0000

*wanders in laytur* Ohai, an heerz a SoCo an coke, just in kays thatz a liddel moar yor tayste, Maryland Belle. I hayts to see ennywun drink aloan. *pulls up chayr, pours self a drink too*

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:14:35 +0000

Snorgleosification – wow! Grayt wurd! I luvs it!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:07:18 +0000

Sings lullaby:

Tiny littel babeh, go to sleep

Tastee, tastee paws to eet

Chewin’ trims your little nails

Jus’ don’t turn and eet your tail!

By: booklion

booklion — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:14:57 +0000

Kafleen!! I wishes yu happy birfday nao, az I will not be here layter.
Iz my Dadcatz birfday, too (85!) and I will be spending teh day
wif him and my Mom.
But happy, happy birfday, deer donkey. I hopez yu haz grayte funz.

By: jd

jd — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:10:42 +0000

Heers a speshul martoonie dat’ll maek yur hed goe back tu nurmal. Ai had tu tayk sum shortcuts wiv teh CCC, az teh kitteh haz a bit ov orinj an’ teh orinj wunz aer poyzin.

By: nismo

nismo — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:42:22 +0000

that’s because you took his binky
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/17/u-taked-my-binky-i-suk-my-fum/

By: SistertoBubba

SistertoBubba — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:25:35 +0000

*Sits up CAREFULLY*
Ohhhhh….wha’ happunded? An’ whai mah haid don’ feelz right? Ai keepz leenen’ to teh’ left.

An’ der’s a chimney swift dat’s flapperin’ round mah haid. Do nawt want. Go ‘way!

But lookee, Ai musta had a splortage. Ai gots chokklit martoonies and chokklit shapes to nom on *nibble -SIGH- * And sorft, floofee blankees. But dis CHRG feels differnt dan what Ai’s useded to.

Thankee for teh putting mah haid back togevvah (dat man wit teh funny hat is in mai hed again, talkin’ ’bout mawwiage-when did he show up?).

Can someone tell me why Ai has teh urge to hear teh bagpipes an’ smell heather?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:50:11 +0000

Ize gunna get u.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:49:43 +0000

Huh.

Dat looks stoopy dere.

I was tellin dat too MelONyx.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:49:31 +0000

*lobz wadder bloon frum beyond *
*Dawnkee hoof range.*
.
——–☼

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:49:04 +0000

Ize heer! Ize heer!

*jumps up an down Donkeeishlee*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:48:04 +0000

ew.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:45:14 +0000

Oh deer, s2b, u ben layin heer fer owerz wif a splort!
*runz 2 git deh CCC.*

Bweee-oooop!! bweeeee-ooooop!!
.
Luk at awl deh braynezez.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. *
Huh?? Sweeping duznt helping. Deh braynez b awl dried up!!!
*Rummij, rummij, rummij in deh CCC.
Ah, mebbe dis will helping.
*Pourz boddul uv scotch on deh dried braynez 2 re hyd rating dem*
Oh, dat bedder, deh braynez be awl skwuushee and soft agin.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
.
oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
.
*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee pink blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. U jus sit still adn resting a wyle. Ur braynez may feeling a liddul strainj fer a wyle. But dey shud b ok in a day oar 2.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:44:59 +0000

*snerts at Sister*

U shur u nawt a SistertoDonkey?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:44:08 +0000

Mah teefs not crooked an I sucked MAH fumb till I wuz…uh, nunya.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:43:27 +0000

pssssst

an rememburr…teh tayl bee mitee close too teh hoofs…

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:42:28 +0000

I camed an I seed mah name! U gais r wunnurfull! I r so eggsited!

I r gunna bee off dat day!!!

I r comin heer furr teh moast wunnermuss day ub mah life!! Wiff
mah moast wunnermuss frens dat I wubs!!

TANKS U SO MUCHES!!!!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

*donkee wipes awai a teer ub joy*

By: jd

jd — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:36:46 +0000

Argh! A hi frequency splort! Dis callz for speshulized ekwiptment. *gets out industrial whirlwind generator, switches it on. A huuge whirlwhind forms, pulling everything from a mile radius into one huuuuge heap, which is then shovelled into SistertoBubba’s head. Ah, doze howsebriks will help kiip eberyfing in. Top it off wib a thatched roof. Duckytapeduckytapecementduckytapeglueduckytape. Okay, how’s you feeling? I’ll put the CHRG on the chimney ib dat’s ok. Heer’s sum hawt chokkolate and cokies. Your hedd feels swollen? Dat’ll go down wib rest.*

By: Eve

Eve — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:35:18 +0000

Fangks, JanetCanHas4Kittehs! Ai thot it wuz sumfing liek dat. Ai gest Cleen-up Croo.

Jus call me EveCanHas6Kittehs (plus teh xtruh fairels…)

By: jd

jd — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:31:00 +0000

EmurgenCCC! EmurgenCCC! Let mi thru. Okay, dis iz a huuuuuge splort. *gets out microscope and tweezers, picking up da individual brayne cells. Maybe sum lettuice and a chokkolat biskit too. Puts awl in hedd. Argh! It’s overflowing! Quick, make teh hedd bigger uzing silli putti. Okay, add teh top, and taype eberifing togebber. Duckytapeduckytapequack. Puts yu in intensive splort ward, an’ fits yu wiv a CHRG, an gibs yu hot chawklat an cookies.*

By: jd

jd — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:26:26 +0000

Leeks onli grow in Wales.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:23:12 +0000

Yup, I b putting dem on deh Tea Party album wif deh wunz I tookt.
Huzzbin b sitting at deh gate. Nobuddee kumming in 2nite. Berrry berry kwiet.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:10:36 +0000

ar yew loadin teh pix dat ai emeowed yew?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:07:03 +0000

*wavin bak down teh rode*
Herro, Cweenie, teh mamakitty is sew glad ai iz home to tend to her ebbry want n desier!!
Teh dribe home was teh pleh!! jus long……….. ai needz to use teh bubblol nex time!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:00:43 +0000

*Wavezez floofiie pawz 2 teh norf @ Jamamamamakittee.*
Hi Jamamamamamamama!!! Glad u r home safe adn sownd.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:51:44 +0000

if we pin teh tayle on teh donkeeee weel seh spring a leeek?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:42:12 +0000

Ohai Janet…….. jus gettin unpaked frum mai trip tew Orygun……. sumhow teh 6 hour trip home wears yew out more dan teh trip down. mus be teh citement on teh way down

we had teh funs…… wen yew comin out dis wai?