I dreemed I had cheezburgers.
I dreemed I had cheezburgers. All I coud eet and mor. But wen I wok up, my paw was sore.
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In an unrelated note, I found ketchup and pickles all over my pillow…
Cow-n-grits-you-lay-shuns on yur nawt sekkund! Wat wud yew liek for drinkses and danses?
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Interruptin this lolz tew bring thsi annownsemint:
Wednesday is owr faveritt Donkey’s BIRFDAI!!!
Wii shud hab a PARTEE!!!!!
Maibee wii shud hab it at teh 3rd lolpic ov teh day, that wud be noon Eestern thyme.
Sownz gud tew me!
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Wii nao returnz u tew ur reggilar funz an gamezez.
Will wii b playing pin deh tayle on deh dawn key?
Is da “dawn” key nekst 2 da “any” key?
I nofinkso Kaffleen wud liek teh pin in teh tayle……
I has nawt seen Kafleen latelee.
I has a sad.
Da “dawn” key es dere!
if we pin teh tayle on teh donkeeee weel seh spring a leeek?
Leeks onli grow in Wales.
I camed an I seed mah name! U gais r wunnurfull! I r so eggsited!
I r gunna bee off dat day!!!
I r comin heer furr teh moast wunnermuss day ub mah life!! Wiff
mah moast wunnermuss frens dat I wubs!!
TANKS U SO MUCHES!!!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*donkee wipes awai a teer ub joy*
pssssst
an rememburr…teh tayl bee mitee close too teh hoofs…
*lobz wadder bloon frum beyond *
*Dawnkee hoof range.*
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Ize gunna get u.
Ize heer! Ize heer!
*jumps up an down Donkeeishlee*
Huh.
Dat looks stoopy dere.
I was tellin dat too MelONyx.
Kafleen!! I wishes yu happy birfday nao, az I will not be here layter.
Iz my Dadcatz birfday, too (85!) and I will be spending teh day
wif him and my Mom.
But happy, happy birfday, deer donkey. I hopez yu haz grayte funz.
Happy 85 Birfday, Dadcat!!!
*donkee pulls out magikul bubblol makur and blows a lubbfilled
bubblol off too find teh Dadcat and pop Donkee lub on him.*
If u sees him suddenlee smile wisstfullee and not noe why he has
an unexplained extra speshul happee alluffa suddun, it wuz mah
lub bubblol.
ohai kafleen, be4 yew getz too far away, ai gibed yew a birfdai card on teh babykangaroo whatever fred!!!
ai awso sended yew an emeow!!
I seed!!
Fanks furr bofe!!!!
An bofe cards!!
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CCC heer to cleen up teh splorts az well az teh pikels n cat chup! Con cat u lay shuns CJ!
ManfredMom! How is u?
Iz doin OK! Fanks fur askin! Got 3 moar weeeeks bee for aiz get to see surjin bouts mcv ai nek. (Michio iz helping meh wif teh typing -kitten lyk typing detected! Himz 7 toed pawzes iz AWL OBER teh plays!)
Berree gud nawt-sekkund, CapnJewbeard! Iz dis ur nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund?
Dew nawt tri dis at howm. Nomming yur own paw kan be hazardus tu da cheezburger industri. And tu yur paw.
Ur maw wouldn’t be vry happy, neither.
Wells, yew wudn’t tell her then.
She’d know anyways. She’s gots eyes in teh back of my paw.
eyes lollies? eyes creem? italian eyes?
ew.
…and all my littermates was gone!
Cattibulism?
I guesso.
If they was tainted wif cyoot, then teh cattibul kitteh would mabye get teh splortulism.
ifn it was teh “garbage day” kitteh, wud it be boxtulism?
I see u is reddy for ur medicle degree!
OMG, so kyoooot! Hims chewin on hims liddel pink toesie pads! I gibs u cheezburgr, liddel fella! Uh-oh . . . SPLORT!
Sore ree aiz tu layt wif teh CCC MON! Ai gibs u blankie n choklits n watebber else we gibs to teh splorted hed peep puls nau! Aelso teh CHRG fur teh nex tym!
Oh, fank u. I fink I niid 2 mayk a habit uv puttin awn de CHRG ebbry mornin. Mebbee checkin it 2 or free tyms a dai, 2.
CCC! CCC! Mayk way for da CCC!
*gavvers up MelONyx braynes. Uh oh, thynk I added sum ov da cheezburger az well. Hmm. Sew long as no-wun notices. Put them in MelONyx’ hedd. Hmmm. Iz oberflowing from de extraz, liek pikkles and cheez. I uze teh bred from teh cheezburger tew extend teh skull slitely. Will look a little odd, but shud be ok. Put top of hedd back on. Duckytapeduckytapeduckytape. Patpatpat. Tuck you up in the CCC intensive cute ward. Gib yew some hawt chokkilit and cookies.
jd, u r berri gud wit de CCC! Fank u berri mush.
*snuggles into floofee blanki*
*wunders wai she has insashubel crayvin fur cheezburgerz*
*drools*
hmmmm. Cheezburger.
Ohai, MelONyx! Um… ur toan uv voys sowndz frytninlee simmylur 2 dat uv Homer Simpson mew-zing obber donutz…. Enny relayshun?
Dont finkso. Just has cheezburger onna brayn fur sum reezon.
*iiis develup far-awai stayr*
*drools*
hmmmm. Cheezburger.
Cheezburger wit:
Appelz
Bakun
Crispy lettus
Dash uv rooster-shyr saus
Ebben moar cheez
Fronch Fryz
G…
Gravee
Horse radish
I doan noe wut else… …. …. ……… …… ..
Ohai Cweenmj! Hao u todai?
I b O-tay!! How U?
I gud, butz nao I gotta go, dangitt!! Hubbee cawllded, hii awn wai hoam, gotta feed him! Wish I cud stai an plai!
*Wavez floofee pawz* Bai-bai ZF!!
Gouda cheez
Hunkin big fryez
Iceberg lettussez
Jolly pyrate waiter tew serv it
Kan ov soda
Lemonaydz
M…
MONSTER big fryez
No moar fryez left inna cooker
Oyl an viniger dressin
Popcormz fer after
Q…
Qwik frye sum moar fryez
Reallee hawt hawt soss
Sangreeyah
Tomatoez, ob corse
Uglifroot
Vinugrrr adn peppers
Weet bunz
Xtra cheez
YNG at de grill
Zucchini
w00t!!! YNG inna rite playce, bedder get us owr FRUs!!!!!!!!
Yowzers!!! Oucheee! I hopes sumbuddy gibs the YNG a naperon iffin hees werking the grill! Dem spatterin borgers kin cause a serious bunch ob discomfort for the YNG udderwyze (varies depending on himz heightsness)
Quite uh lawt uv bloo cheez
R — I’m da jolly pyrate U askded 4 2 kawmintz agoe
Slys uv maytur…
T…
Veddy veddy British silberwairz for eetin
Wun moar FRYE
Xtra jolly pyratez!
Yummee tew eet
Zoundz, I’z owtta ledderz!
Wut it bee, teh CCC? Ai gets teh ideeuh, but nawt shur teh wurdz.
Hai Eve!!
Teh CCC iz teh Cyoot Crash Cart. It haz awl teh suppliez needed to fix teh HedSplorts!
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It haz teh CHRG(wdoi) (ChikkenHedRubberGlub – *with drawing on it), teh 50’s Bathing Caps fur teh moar serious splorts, duk tape fru reinforceing teh hedgeer, Chawklit bars (originallee Catberree), hawt choklit fur comfurt, sawft blankees to rap teh woonded in AND NINE varieities ov Scotch!!!! Selected bai nun odder tahn Paws4Thot hisself – wun ov teh foremoast conni. . .cownss. . .peeple hoo know a lot about Scotch. !
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It wuz speshullee rekwested – originallee bai Maus! Ov Corse!. An it haz teh bukkits an mops needed fur teh cleenup – an also a liddle fridge wif ice.
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An there iz wun just laik it in TeenieTineeIngerland (also used in Teenier Tinyer Ireland and Wee Scotland) cawled teh TTT – Terriblee Twee Trollee! An in eggstreem cayses, Ambercat flies wif SerchanrescyewCat to save peeple in those Islands.
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*An it iz Ambercat hoo originallee did teh drawingz awn teh CHRG(wdoi). Taht iz wai the original wuns hav awnlee Piggee Fayces an Ellefant Behines!! Taht iz awl seh sayed she cud draw. So – if yoo hav wun ov THOSE – taek gud care of it, fur tehy cud sum day be werth lots ov munnies!!
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An we take the reelee serius cayses to teh HedSplortRecovere Ward, which iz rite awn the Princeess Mu Magical Meadow, teh Outdoor Cafe, an the Chaplol.
And ai furgot this – Mary o’Spokn rote thiz awn 16 Feb 08
” sumtim es we brings out Fyumi Gator, who reesides in the CCC , adn she fyumigates the area wif orange spray frum hers eyez. Iz onlee poisin to twolls, to eberybodee elses, it smells like Scents ob Humor (which is a deeeeeeliteful fragrance).
You can also obtayn refillz ob your own pursoonal size spritzer ob Scents ob Humor. Adn, for the speshull okashun, talk sumone you lub WHO MAY HAVE
Forgotten Valentimes day, into buying the 1molecule size bottul ob
Oh, d’Lafter. Iz berrry expensib.”
Teh last ai hurd, Fyumi wuz awn vacayshun in Florida! We wud hav to ask Mary O’ if she iz bak heer wif us.
Ohai Janet…….. jus gettin unpaked frum mai trip tew Orygun……. sumhow teh 6 hour trip home wears yew out more dan teh trip down. mus be teh citement on teh way down
we had teh funs…… wen yew comin out dis wai?
*Wavezez floofiie pawz 2 teh norf @ Jamamamamakittee.*
Hi Jamamamamamamama!!! Glad u r home safe adn sownd.
*wavin bak down teh rode*
Herro, Cweenie, teh mamakitty is sew glad ai iz home to tend to her ebbry want n desier!!
Teh dribe home was teh pleh!! jus long……….. ai needz to use teh bubblol nex time!
ar yew loadin teh pix dat ai emeowed yew?
Yup, I b putting dem on deh Tea Party album wif deh wunz I tookt.
Huzzbin b sitting at deh gate. Nobuddee kumming in 2nite. Berrry berry kwiet.
Hay Janet, Ai sawed Fyumi Gator awn Muvver’s Daiy, awn wun ov teh poasts; iyt luuked liek her hadded a babbeh gator, becuz her wuz gibben hims a ryde awn her bak; tehms boff luuked soe kyuoote!!!!!!
Fangks, JanetCanHas4Kittehs! Ai thot it wuz sumfing liek dat. Ai gest Cleen-up Croo.
Jus call me EveCanHas6Kittehs (plus teh xtruh fairels…)
Yur welcome, Eve. . .scuse me . . .ECH6K+eF!!
Ummmm . . .fairiels??? What ar fariels????? Sounds lake a cross between ferreets and skewerlols. Wich wud fur shur be cyoot – but can it bee????
No, teh fairels be teh wild kittehs I gib fuds toooo.
Ai reely apresh. . .apprish. . .tink yur swel fur tellink me abowt teh CCC!
at least it’z not a marshmello…
Om nom paw nom!
i gibbs u all teh cheezbrgrs neways cuz uz teh kyootess kitteh eva!
at leass u didn dream u was goin to the littrbocks…
…an I wus stil hungry.
awww…da poor widdle kittimus middimus…i haz no burgerzes but i has much snorgleosification…
no? howbowt mebbe some chikken, den?
yeh, i’d take da snorglez too. :::snorrrrrrg::::
Snorgleosification – wow! Grayt wurd! I luvs it!
Mine kitterz taught it too me. They am EKSPERTS in the art ob snorgleosification.
i guess taht’s bettr tahn waking up afters a dreem about eeting weinurz and bunz…
I blame Ebil Maus
I dskuvard dat, in troof, Ebil Maus iz a direkt descendent ob Blackbeard’s left sok.
Hmm… all dat fur — gud fibre 4 a helthy diet!!
Liddill Kitteh fawllz
vikktim ubz CatzNipz Indoosd
dreem. Layt nyte munchees
Spesshull Cheezburgr
dreem happinz wen Kitteh Nomz
t3h damp braown CatzNip
Kitteh bettah awff
wiff Bag ubz Oaree~oez andz
boall ubz creemee milkk!
Jack.
Unfairly kyoot!!
Pinkest of tongueses…
Sooo want to snorgle did behbe…
Vewy vewy CYUTE!! Don’t worry lil kitteh..I make yore lil paw awl bettu! You iz too adorabull for werds! *snuggul*
Ooohh… what a cute lil kitty one.. dreaming of something so sweet..
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OH! LOOK AT TEH ITTEH BITTEH KITTEH BEBBEH! OH! JUST SNORGLE, SNORGLE, ITSEE BITSEE OH! WHO IS TEH PRESHUS BEBBEH KITTEH? ISUM’S YOO? YES IM ARE, O ES IM ARE…
*voice goes higher an’ higher, ’til only teh goggies an’ teh sonar piks it up….*
SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!
Argh! A hi frequency splort! Dis callz for speshulized ekwiptment. *gets out industrial whirlwind generator, switches it on. A huuge whirlwhind forms, pulling everything from a mile radius into one huuuuge heap, which is then shovelled into SistertoBubba’s head. Ah, doze howsebriks will help kiip eberyfing in. Top it off wib a thatched roof. Duckytapeduckytapecementduckytapeglueduckytape. Okay, how’s you feeling? I’ll put the CHRG on the chimney ib dat’s ok. Heer’s sum hawt chokkolate and cokies. Your hedd feels swollen? Dat’ll go down wib rest.*
*snerts at Sister*
U shur u nawt a SistertoDonkey?
Oh deer, s2b, u ben layin heer fer owerz wif a splort!
*runz 2 git deh CCC.*
Bweee-oooop!! bweeeee-ooooop!!
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Luk at awl deh braynezez.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. *
Huh?? Sweeping duznt helping. Deh braynez b awl dried up!!!
*Rummij, rummij, rummij in deh CCC.
Ah, mebbe dis will helping.
*Pourz boddul uv scotch on deh dried braynez 2 re hyd rating dem*
Oh, dat bedder, deh braynez be awl skwuushee and soft agin.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
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oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
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*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee pink blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. U jus sit still adn resting a wyle. Ur braynez may feeling a liddul strainj fer a wyle. But dey shud b ok in a day oar 2.
*Sits up CAREFULLY*
Ohhhhh….wha’ happunded? An’ whai mah haid don’ feelz right? Ai keepz leenen’ to teh’ left.
An’ der’s a chimney swift dat’s flapperin’ round mah haid. Do nawt want. Go ‘way!
But lookee, Ai musta had a splortage. Ai gots chokklit martoonies and chokklit shapes to nom on *nibble -SIGH- * And sorft, floofee blankees. But dis CHRG feels differnt dan what Ai’s useded to.
Thankee for teh putting mah haid back togevvah (dat man wit teh funny hat is in mai hed again, talkin’ ’bout mawwiage-when did he show up?).
Can someone tell me why Ai has teh urge to hear teh bagpipes an’ smell heather?
Heers a speshul martoonie dat’ll maek yur hed goe back tu nurmal. Ai had tu tayk sum shortcuts wiv teh CCC, az teh kitteh haz a bit ov orinj an’ teh orinj wunz aer poyzin.
Splort splort splortity splort!
EmurgenCCC! EmurgenCCC! Let mi thru. Okay, dis iz a huuuuuge splort. *gets out microscope and tweezers, picking up da individual brayne cells. Maybe sum lettuice and a chokkolat biskit too. Puts awl in hedd. Argh! It’s overflowing! Quick, make teh hedd bigger uzing silli putti. Okay, add teh top, and taype eberifing togebber. Duckytapeduckytapequack. Puts yu in intensive splort ward, an’ fits yu wiv a CHRG, an gibs yu hot chawklat an cookies.*
*wanders in laytur* Ohai, an heerz a SoCo an coke, just in kays thatz a liddel moar yor tayste, Maryland Belle. I hayts to see ennywun drink aloan. *pulls up chayr, pours self a drink too*
Stop suckin yous fumb, behbeh kitteh. Makes you teefs crookit.
but kitteh finks fumb is berry tasty…..
Mah teefs not crooked an I sucked MAH fumb till I wuz…uh, nunya.
that’s because you took his binky
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/17/u-taked-my-binky-i-suk-my-fum/
Sings lullaby:
Tiny littel babeh, go to sleep
Tastee, tastee paws to eet
Chewin’ trims your little nails
Jus’ don’t turn and eet your tail!
Gag me wif a spune, dood.
Totily
Awww. Nex taim traii piitsa.
Kitteh, iyf yuu doan staup chewyng yuur pawses, weez gunna hafta puttez mittins awn tehm;
(Adn tehn awl yuu wil haz tuu eet wil bees pie!!!!!)
*wunnrz in frum reel lyfe*
I R SEW GLAAAD TEW BEEZ HAUME!!!!!!
i missd ebbrbunny sew mush!!!! eye breengd a congaline tew dans aun.
dadadada DAH!!! dadadadaDAH!!!
*grabs neerist cheezpeep an duz conga dans
*Dansez wif LC79.*
Wear ya ben?
ai haz goed tu rockwall teksis tu cii mai bestfrensistur. dats obur bai dallis…
ai haz maed pina koladuh cake tu sherring, tu!
plzhabsumthx…..*gibbings hur majistee a taystee peec ub cake…*
hau it r? u liek? u want haz resipee? yes? i kin gib u it…..
Nom, nom, nom, nom, MMmmmmmm. Dewishuz. Did u habbing deh gud bisit? I bisitedingz wif Jamama. Her cameded here.
Time fer bed. Doan fergit Kafleen deh Dawnkeez birfday partee tomorrow morning at 12 noon eastern timez I finkz.
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nite-nite
o hau kewl taht mustuv bind!!!!! wii went out for drinksees and maed kaysoh dip and wachtid gone wif teh wind….SIGH……rhet butler……SIGH…….. wii awlsew goed tu teh laek an plaid in teh waddurs n ai gottid a sunburn…owchee.
mai caek resipee r eeeeeeeeezzzzzzzeeeeeeeee, it r a pineapple caek mix, a can ob coco lopez coconut milk stuff an a tub ob kewl wippee. u maeking teh caek hau teh bocks sez, den u letting it kewl awl teh way den u frigideez it till it r cold (not freezd) den u shlep teh kewl wipee awn tawp..it r guuuuuuuud stuf….
*peeks rown teh cornurr wiff coconut milk an kewl wippee on nose*
Such a booful bebe kitteh, and thankfully, an adorable caption to match!
i has dremed lek that….i wokes up to a soggy piloo