I dreemed I had cheezburgers.
I dreemed I had cheezburgers. All I coud eet and mor. But wen I wok up, my paw was sore.
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In an unrelated note, I found ketchup and pickles all over my pillow…
Cow-n-grits-you-lay-shuns on yur nawt sekkund! Wat wud yew liek for drinkses and danses?
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Interruptin this lolz tew bring thsi annownsemint:
Wednesday is owr faveritt Donkey’s BIRFDAI!!!
Wii shud hab a PARTEE!!!!!
Maibee wii shud hab it at teh 3rd lolpic ov teh day, that wud be noon Eestern thyme.
Sownz gud tew me!
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Wii nao returnz u tew ur reggilar funz an gamezez.
Will wii b playing pin deh tayle on deh dawn key?
Is da “dawn” key nekst 2 da “any” key?
I nofinkso Kaffleen wud liek teh pin in teh tayle……
I has nawt seen Kafleen latelee.
I has a sad.
Da “dawn” key es dere!
if we pin teh tayle on teh donkeeee weel seh spring a leeek?
Leeks onli grow in Wales.
I camed an I seed mah name! U gais r wunnurfull! I r so eggsited!
I r gunna bee off dat day!!!
I r comin heer furr teh moast wunnermuss day ub mah life!! Wiff
mah moast wunnermuss frens dat I wubs!!
TANKS U SO MUCHES!!!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*donkee wipes awai a teer ub joy*
pssssst
an rememburr…teh tayl bee mitee close too teh hoofs…
*lobz wadder bloon frum beyond *
*Dawnkee hoof range.*
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Ize gunna get u.
Ize heer! Ize heer!
*jumps up an down Donkeeishlee*
Huh.
Dat looks stoopy dere.
I was tellin dat too MelONyx.
Kafleen!! I wishes yu happy birfday nao, az I will not be here layter.
Iz my Dadcatz birfday, too (85!) and I will be spending teh day
wif him and my Mom.
But happy, happy birfday, deer donkey. I hopez yu haz grayte funz.
Happy 85 Birfday, Dadcat!!!
*donkee pulls out magikul bubblol makur and blows a lubbfilled
bubblol off too find teh Dadcat and pop Donkee lub on him.*
If u sees him suddenlee smile wisstfullee and not noe why he has
an unexplained extra speshul happee alluffa suddun, it wuz mah
lub bubblol.
ohai kafleen, be4 yew getz too far away, ai gibed yew a birfdai card on teh babykangaroo whatever fred!!!
ai awso sended yew an emeow!!
I seed!!
Fanks furr bofe!!!!
An bofe cards!!
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CCC heer to cleen up teh splorts az well az teh pikels n cat chup! Con cat u lay shuns CJ!
ManfredMom! How is u?
Iz doin OK! Fanks fur askin! Got 3 moar weeeeks bee for aiz get to see surjin bouts mcv ai nek. (Michio iz helping meh wif teh typing -kitten lyk typing detected! Himz 7 toed pawzes iz AWL OBER teh plays!)
Berree gud nawt-sekkund, CapnJewbeard! Iz dis ur nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund?
Dew nawt tri dis at howm. Nomming yur own paw kan be hazardus tu da cheezburger industri. And tu yur paw.
Ur maw wouldn’t be vry happy, neither.
Wells, yew wudn’t tell her then.
She’d know anyways. She’s gots eyes in teh back of my paw.
eyes lollies? eyes creem? italian eyes?
ew.
…and all my littermates was gone!
Cattibulism?
I guesso.
If they was tainted wif cyoot, then teh cattibul kitteh would mabye get teh splortulism.
ifn it was teh “garbage day” kitteh, wud it be boxtulism?
I see u is reddy for ur medicle degree!
OMG, so kyoooot! Hims chewin on hims liddel pink toesie pads! I gibs u cheezburgr, liddel fella! Uh-oh . . . SPLORT!
Sore ree aiz tu layt wif teh CCC MON! Ai gibs u blankie n choklits n watebber else we gibs to teh splorted hed peep puls nau! Aelso teh CHRG fur teh nex tym!
Oh, fank u. I fink I niid 2 mayk a habit uv puttin awn de CHRG ebbry mornin. Mebbee checkin it 2 or free tyms a dai, 2.
CCC! CCC! Mayk way for da CCC!
*gavvers up MelONyx braynes. Uh oh, thynk I added sum ov da cheezburger az well. Hmm. Sew long as no-wun notices. Put them in MelONyx’ hedd. Hmmm. Iz oberflowing from de extraz, liek pikkles and cheez. I uze teh bred from teh cheezburger tew extend teh skull slitely. Will look a little odd, but shud be ok. Put top of hedd back on. Duckytapeduckytapeduckytape. Patpatpat. Tuck you up in the CCC intensive cute ward. Gib yew some hawt chokkilit and cookies.
jd, u r berri gud wit de CCC! Fank u berri mush.
*snuggles into floofee blanki*
*wunders wai she has insashubel crayvin fur cheezburgerz*
*drools*
hmmmm. Cheezburger.
Ohai, MelONyx! Um… ur toan uv voys sowndz frytninlee simmylur 2 dat uv Homer Simpson mew-zing obber donutz…. Enny relayshun?
Dont finkso. Just has cheezburger onna brayn fur sum reezon.
*iiis develup far-awai stayr*
*drools*
hmmmm. Cheezburger.
Cheezburger wit:
Appelz
Bakun
Crispy lettus
Dash uv rooster-shyr saus
Ebben moar cheez
Fronch Fryz
G…
Gravee
Horse radish
I doan noe wut else… …. …. ……… …… ..
Ohai Cweenmj! Hao u todai?
I b O-tay!! How U?
I gud, butz nao I gotta go, dangitt!! Hubbee cawllded, hii awn wai hoam, gotta feed him! Wish I cud stai an plai!
*Wavez floofee pawz* Bai-bai ZF!!
Gouda cheez
Hunkin big fryez
Iceberg lettussez
Jolly pyrate waiter tew serv it
Kan ov soda
Lemonaydz
M…
MONSTER big fryez
No moar fryez left inna cooker
Oyl an viniger dressin
Popcormz fer after
Q…
Qwik frye sum moar fryez
Reallee hawt hawt soss
Sangreeyah
Tomatoez, ob corse
Uglifroot
Vinugrrr adn peppers
Weet bunz
Xtra cheez
YNG at de grill
Zucchini
w00t!!! YNG inna rite playce, bedder get us owr FRUs!!!!!!!!
Yowzers!!! Oucheee! I hopes sumbuddy gibs the YNG a naperon iffin hees werking the grill! Dem spatterin borgers kin cause a serious bunch ob discomfort for the YNG udderwyze (varies depending on himz heightsness)
Quite uh lawt uv bloo cheez
R — I’m da jolly pyrate U askded 4 2 kawmintz agoe
Slys uv maytur…
T…
Veddy veddy British silberwairz for eetin
Wun moar FRYE
Xtra jolly pyratez!
Yummee tew eet
Zoundz, I’z owtta ledderz!
Wut it bee, teh CCC? Ai gets teh ideeuh, but nawt shur teh wurdz.
Hai Eve!!
Teh CCC iz teh Cyoot Crash Cart. It haz awl teh suppliez needed to fix teh HedSplorts!
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It haz teh CHRG(wdoi) (ChikkenHedRubberGlub - *with drawing on it), teh 50’s Bathing Caps fur teh moar serious splorts, duk tape fru reinforceing teh hedgeer, Chawklit bars (originallee Catberree), hawt choklit fur comfurt, sawft blankees to rap teh woonded in AND NINE varieities ov Scotch!!!! Selected bai nun odder tahn Paws4Thot hisself - wun ov teh foremoast conni. . .cownss. . .peeple hoo know a lot about Scotch. !
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It wuz speshullee rekwested - originallee bai Maus! Ov Corse!. An it haz teh bukkits an mops needed fur teh cleenup - an also a liddle fridge wif ice.
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An there iz wun just laik it in TeenieTineeIngerland (also used in Teenier Tinyer Ireland and Wee Scotland) cawled teh TTT - Terriblee Twee Trollee! An in eggstreem cayses, Ambercat flies wif SerchanrescyewCat to save peeple in those Islands.
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*An it iz Ambercat hoo originallee did teh drawingz awn teh CHRG(wdoi). Taht iz wai the original wuns hav awnlee Piggee Fayces an Ellefant Behines!! Taht iz awl seh sayed she cud draw. So - if yoo hav wun ov THOSE - taek gud care of it, fur tehy cud sum day be werth lots ov munnies!!
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An we take the reelee serius cayses to teh HedSplortRecovere Ward, which iz rite awn the Princeess Mu Magical Meadow, teh Outdoor Cafe, an the Chaplol.
And ai furgot this - Mary o’Spokn rote thiz awn 16 Feb 08
” sumtim es we brings out Fyumi Gator, who reesides in the CCC , adn she fyumigates the area wif orange spray frum hers eyez. Iz onlee poisin to twolls, to eberybodee elses, it smells like Scents ob Humor (which is a deeeeeeliteful fragrance).
You can also obtayn refillz ob your own pursoonal size spritzer ob Scents ob Humor. Adn, for the speshull okashun, talk sumone you lub WHO MAY HAVE
Forgotten Valentimes day, into buying the 1molecule size bottul ob
Oh, d’Lafter. Iz berrry expensib.”
Teh last ai hurd, Fyumi wuz awn vacayshun in Florida! We wud hav to ask Mary O’ if she iz bak heer wif us.
Ohai Janet…….. jus gettin unpaked frum mai trip tew Orygun……. sumhow teh 6 hour trip home wears yew out more dan teh trip down. mus be teh citement on teh way down
we had teh funs…… wen yew comin out dis wai?
*Wavezez floofiie pawz 2 teh norf @ Jamamamamakittee.*
Hi Jamamamamamamama!!! Glad u r home safe adn sownd.