Trash day?
Trash day? But it’s my fort!
u can share mai fort as long as u nawt a girl.
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Don frow mai fort owt
Confort choolayshunz, Annipuss! U iz tawp in teh 4-wai makramay wif Leeza, 2_K an Maus! Whattchu wanting thsi fyne Mondai moarning?
Tkx Zauberflote, It’s afterlunsh tiem ware Ai am! Ai jus finisht nommin, so Ai don fink dansin wud be a gud eyedeya! Ai cud manage anuvver cup uv cawfee tho!
*Handz over steemin mug tew Annipuss*
U liekz creem an shooger wif dat?
ohai ZF, how wuz ur weekend?
enny unyoosual…noisez or disturbanses in ur drivewai?
Ohai, Leeza
Well, I wuz a liddle nervuss butz then IRL naybor peepz wuz havvingz a HYOOJ partee awl day an alw nite, cupple howzez awai, sew I juss went awn tew sleep….
Yooz guyz is here to commenz on zee pikchoors, no?
Noe thx Ai lieks cawfee hot an strong an black an no shugr - spoyls teh tayst!
“Hot, strawng an blak” - wot els myt taht be discrybin…!
YNG?
Yu sed it, nawt me! (But Ai wus finkin it……….mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!)
ats wot Ai fort u woz finkin!!!!!8O
orf to teh nottee barn wif u 2!
Yippee!
Liekwize!!!!!!!!
LOL!!
It decrybinininin mai kitteh! RAWR
and u is nawt aloud.
they be taking mai bochs
I has ben displaezed!
Mai fort! No Grrrrls aloud!
Wutn nawt eben wen tehy has cheebrgrs!!!??
Ooh, dats diffrunt…
yah, but rememememmber, Ambercat? Teh stoopy bois *nebber* lern an doan let us in dere fort, eben wehn wii has teh cheezburgs an teh gushie fuds an odder nommy fings! So, wii’s jes gonna hab to enjoi owr own fort! (wich, fankfullee, iz bery cloas to teh NB)
An we can nom awl teh fuds!
U shud let us grrrls in Maus!
*nonshalantlee shows Maus plate uv cookies*
Cooookkkies!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM……
BUUUUUUUURRRRRP!
Fanks!
Let girls in fort? Naaaaah…
Did u notise u fort is maded uf cardbored?
**idlee flicks Zippo**
Lol Leeza-b! Eye wuz tinkin sayme ting!
teh ittee bittee kittee recylin comitee sez yew shud nawt burn daown teh bocks!
Jimmba iz rite! Wun must bee SOOO carefull!
*whispurrs to Jimmba* But ai think Leez-b reelee LAIKS playing wif fyre!
She’ a lot braver in taht respekt tahn AI cud ebber bee!!!
um, well.. as sumwun hoo has fownd themselfs wif their pants on fyre on a fairlee frekwent basis in the past… ai has a helfy respeckt fur the fyre.
Sew, I wuz just poyntin owt teh pawsibul danjerrs to Maus of having a fort maded uv cardbored. He REELY shud be carefull! Maybee has sprinkulers put in or sumthing.
My consern for Maus’s safetees, let me show u it!!
Ai SEE it!!! LOL!!
ai lykes teh fyur tew awntee janet, bud ai’d purfur tew help teh env… hemv … plant n animals n ozone dan plai wib it nao! my consurn for teh planit, leme show yew it!
butr kitteh izzzz a Grrrl. No boyz allowud
but … iz mai NYC penthouse! rilly!
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ai ordered takeout - will yu buzz the guy up?
kthxbye
U ordered a taykeout GUY! Woah, maybe eye wanna moove tu NY citee! Whut’s hee luk lyke?
Moar importentlee, wut b deh nomber 2 b kawling???
999-266-6871
(nein nein nein-cmonup!)
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ai ordered the crispy chikkin.
bad cat! sumwum wif dis phon # iz nao vry unhappy frum all teh takeowt calls tehy b gettin… nat dat i knoes frum xperience… srsly
ohai BeSmalol
werkin hard?
hardly werkin?
XD
oh.
sry.
wuzzat yer number?
;P
“Fort” rymmez wif SPLORT!!!!!!
yay! furst!!!
Poor liddle kitteh finkz hii haz dibz awn teh bocks, an hoomin sayz, “Trash Day!!” But, liddle kitteh, I finkso I see anovver bocks in teh corner! Dis u kan hab neckst!
I sees anodder kitteh in teh bak ov teh pikshur - mebbee dat box iz teh fort ov teh ginger kitteh?
“When cheese gets it’s picture taken, what does it say?”
RIP George Carlin (1937-2008)
Man, I’ve had that happen too– you meant to write 2008 and then the other parenthesee, huh.
HAY! This adbertyzin iz goin TOO FAR. I haz Circuit City iytemz dansdansdansin awl ober mai lolkitten. NO FAYRE!!!!!
iz egzactlee the rite kind of mistake tho-he was a cool one, any year
ai noe wut joo meen maus.
sad… i haz a liddel
George Carlin died?
yes… yesterday evening in LA. Sorry to be the one to tell you.
Dat’s whut eye git fur cummin heer tu plai, sted uff turnin on da news. Dis happi playze, da newz not sew mush.
Dat’s tu bad, George had a phunnie.
He had big phunnie. Ai agree wit joo on teh newz… nawt so happi most ob teh tym.
Wow. That’s a shock. Nice tribute Maus!
Maus awlways duz these things so well.
{{{{Maus}}}} Yoo ar reelee - just so grate!!!
RIP George Carlin, wun uv teh phunniest men hoo ever livved.
I fownd a payg uv sum uv his kwotes:
http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/george_carlin.html
Inklooding this wun:
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *gigglol*
George, I celebrayts yor memry by laffing long and lowdly at yor phunnee-ness. But I duz it with respekt.
*snikkr, chortle, harty guffaw*
“Ever notice how people who drive slow are ‘idiots’ and people who drive fast are ‘maniacs’ ?
You’ll be driving down the road going,’look at this idiot,will you look at this idio……WHOA,look at that maniac go!”
RIP George.
I raze mai glass ov tequila to George, hoo will be sorelee missed - he wuz teh phunnee!!
*klink*♪ ♫ wif PwnedBy2Kittehs - uzing ar best krystal in honor ov George.
Mai faborite kwote frum Jorj Carlin: Where duz deh time go? Adn wut duz it due wen it getz dere?
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I will miss deh Hippee Dippee Wevver man.
aww hippeh dippeh wevver man…
wehn I was youngun, we had the record album wif dat bit on dere.
Classic!!