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IT department of the bunway airlines
is that Uz maus?
Do I LOOK like a rabbit?
Is disguise fur ebil maus
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……
Don’t tell anyone…
luking all cute an innocint so peepz be unsuspectin
Ur game iz up ebil maus
maus??
yoo is ebil??
no! tel meh tis isnt so!
teh dark sied, yew no can haz!
It’s mai ebil twin…
ai had ebil twin wunce upon tiem.
ai put cheezburger in bukkit and wolrus ated him. sortuf laik turducken, ‘cept cheezburger and kitteh not dukks an’ turkehs and cheekun.
*seems to rekall maus having an accident involving a star trek transporter, a lump of green cheeze and a smelly sock, resulting in maus and ebil maus splitting off.*
hmm dat saonds plawsibul.
maus, ennee uv dat saond framilyur?
Waol, ifn datz da cays, den awl we neadz 2 dew iz gitz Maus n Ebil Maus bak onna tranzpoartur, beemz dem daown 2 da plannit, den bak uppagin sew deyz awl n wun pees sted uv 2. Naow, warez Skottee n Mr. Spok (oar mebbe jess Mary O’Spokn)? We gunna neadz dem 2 injinear da tranzpoartur fiks…
Wait plz! Maus, did Ebil Maus getz a goatee like Mr. Spock had in teh ebil universe? I want tew see it furst!
Um, BGee … rong eppysoad…
that ar his storee, maus is anonimaus
who knos who iz really ebil
or iffen there eben is a ebil maus
or is just maus tryin to beez evil
it ar all a grate mysteries
poircat is on deh case and is inbestigating
oh noes!
nao is owr chanse to cunvirt hims bak to teh
gud sied. ebil twins, do not want!!
deh powerr of cheezburger cumpells u!
we haz to isolate him in a containment chamberz
and takes him to sickbay
Ib mai theeri iz korrekt, den wi muzt gib him deturgent to wash da sok, and a craka tu finish da cheez wiv. Den, we kan rekombine dem in da sikbay.
we can put himz in cargoe bai 5 an open teh door…
dat mite do teh trik.
Teh ownlee wai 2 maek ebil maus goe awai iz 2 maek him laff, leestwaiz, dats teh feeoree.
dat does werk Annipuss, but I fink that onlee gets rid uv him temporarilly.
hmmm… temporal………
Maybee we needs to luk at a time displaisment too….
Ai yoost 2 hab a tiem masheen, but Ai losted it in teh fyoocher.
Did u check teh Lost & Will Be Found?
now uz has 2 go in the past to get it back
Did u try ‘Accio Time Masheen’?
Haow can Ai goe in teh past, two_kittehs, iffn Ai haz losted mai tiem masheen?
Fade your voice and cue the organist…
Ai bet Rose, Donna an Marthajones cud halp yu
Dammyu, ruthajames, stawp steelin mai indemnities!
Ambercat u seems kwite besieds urself!
Is everything ok?
Ohai, ai fawt dat wuz yu yestdy . berry clebbur wif menny denteez.
NOM NOM NOM …SKONS!!!!!!!
Wher scoens?!
*burp*..in mah BELLEH!!!!!!!!
an if ai am nawt mistayken,a sertin person is nommi a skon in her abatar? Heeee
An gettin creem up her schnoz!
Heehee!!
Messing wit teh tyme space contimumumumum…..Ai doesn’t noe about dat, leeza-b. Do yoo really want teh Ebil Maus muckin’ aboot in teh tyme streem?
oh noes!
I wuz thinking more along the lines uv how we mite be abul to get Maus and Ebil Maus in the same plais and re-merge them…
My EM theory is: they were one til they was split intew a duality somehows.
I fink that u can nawt has one wiffout teh other.
How would we kno– oh. U said “look”. Nebber mind.
ur feetz apeer to be to fatt. massh keepad an we ordr u speshul dailng wand.
Teh Simpsons ref, FTW!
whar’s teh “any” kee??
i dunt see ennee “any” kee!
ctrl… fn… esc… thar’s no “any” key!
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
Back in my Desktop Support days, we had one user who was so clueless that we had an “ANY” label printed and attached to his Space Bar…
lolz!!
mai dad is teh halp desc dood for teh hoal fewds markkit,
an he getz sum funnee calls frum stoopid hoomans hoo
donut noe howz to do enneefing. gets gud $$$ tho.
no way!!! way?
*luks around to see if anybodee is lukkin*
*peels off the lil worn out stickee which nowsez “/- ,N Y” onnit
*whispurrs to mary Oh!* Mary. . .waht’s a “space bar?” Ai thot iz wuz a playce to get drinks when yoo ar awn Mars oar in a ship.
An wai duz Maus hav to hold up hiz desk top????
*snerk*
O hai, JCH4K! srry i havent tawket 2 yoo 4 a few daze. I been going frew sum bad thymes, and I mist yore birffday, 2! I bean finking about yoo, thow, and ai hope that you have a wunderful year! I am sew glad that yoo R hear! Wii awl R!
*whisperz: wii cood go 2 “The Resteraunt at teh End ob teh Uniberse”–i here iz teh bestest bar in spays.*
cntrl alt deleete?
Nononono! Da “any” kee kan bi fownd bihind da computer. It uzually haz a 1 and a 0 on it, dis is internashunal for “any”.
Anyee key has shift prented on itz top. Over keys do stufs, shift dos nuthin butz wakeies da macine. Som userz is ID ten T, som haz mechanucal probm, lose kee beween char and keybord
PEBKAC…
Adn sum yoozerz can haz uh hardwair prawblim — dey can haz uh loos nut onna keebored…
**letz dat wun seenk n**
luks like a peese of carrut caek!
u sound hongree leeza-b adn congreatlocations!!
crabbie cakes and drafty bears? 1 leg wadda skee dansing?
not reely hongree, I had a cookie erlier…. I is still recobbering frum that.
But I will has a beir, fanks!!
1 beer ena frostee moog wiff jest rght mouto frooothi fer u Njoy
Here… drink this… um… beer…
*Hands Leeza a mug filled with a yellow-green liquid with pink stripes and purple polka-dots*
Ebil Maus! Pleez to stawp tryink to drug owr leeza-b!
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Gib me dat mug ov …ov… ov… stuffs!!
NNNOOOO Pb2K, wach owt!! Don’t breef in teh fyooms!!
**snatches teh mug away frum Pb2K**
**gets owt modifyed dongle noolee equipped wif EPS ( Ebil Poshun Sniffing) capabilitiees**
FWEEP FWEEP FWEEP FWEEP FWEEP FWEEP FWEEP!!!
U has tripped teh alarum Ebil Maus! U is trying to poysen me and Pb2K too!
Now I’m afrayd I has to drop a Zippo down ur pants.
**lites Zippo, droms in EM’s pants**
FWOOOOMP!!
*slightlee woozee frum teh fyooms*
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fanks, leeza-b!!
heer, haz a fire-resistunt blankee, an wii kin watch ebil maus’ pants awn fyre
(an wii can sing to himz: lyre lyre pants awn fyre, tung as lawng as a tellyfon wyre)
ooh I has nawt herd that wun?
Is that leik pinnokio’s noes then? Gets longer wen u tells a lye?
**Pb2K and Leeza discuss childrens rimes wif EM flamin in teh bakgrownd**
so, wuht wii gonna du wif tihs mug ov ebil stuffs?
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*luks at it warilee*
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*luks ober at Ebil Maus Ov Teh Flaming Pantseses*
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hey, leeza-b! let’s maek Ebil Maus drink it! I doan fink wii shuld put doan teh drayn – teh watershed duzznt need purpul pokeedots)
no…. I noes there is gud in Ebil Maus.
Itz just buried WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY down deep.
I fink we shud put him owt before we burns throo his FRU’s
**taks the mug and tosses the contents at E.M.’s pants**
**fyre gets BIGGER**
*has an idea and throws some fireworks into the fire* “Hey, it worked for Red Adair”
*The fire burns out, and NOTHING IS THERE*
*Ebil Maus appears behind Leeza*
Sorry, I was in a meeting. Did I miss anything?
*Disappears*
Drats!!
iz okai leeaz-b! iffn Ebil Maus haz to be in teh meetinks, den hez alreddy in sum kind ov torture (an wun prolly bedder tahn wii culd hab maeded fer him!)
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wii culd just double-book Maus wif meetings, so Ebil Maus wuld be stuk in meetings awl day – an den wii’d cancel Maus’ meetings so he culd plai wif us!
I think I almost understood that…
Convoluted Reasoning: You has it…
Fanks, I triez.
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I wunce readed an artikul abowt “No Exit” an teh author ov teh artikul sed taht todai, it shuldn’t be “Hell is other people” it shuld be “Hell is other people in meetings.” So I shorten dat up, and finkso dat “Hell is meetings!”
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An wehre else shuld wii put Ebil Maus??
We cod dew liek Garfeeld wunts didded 2 Odee … kik himz n2 nekst week…
…
Heer, Ebil Maus…
**PUNT!**
*floting along in a bubblol*
*SSCHWWOOOOMMMM*
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Wuz dat an Ebil Maus I just saw flying in2 deh middul uv next week?
Eeny meeny macaraca,
hie die dominacca,
sticca stacca,
rimma racka,
om pom push
hey dis mai costumetr adn mai tipsy shooooes
Hey, Ebil Maus! I brood a speshul drynk four yu.
*Hands Ebil Maus a mug filled with violet, violently frothing liquid which, for no obvious reason, has pink stripes on the surface. You notice part of the mug has dissolved.*
Dis ‘minds me of teh D&D books Ai usta reed when Ai was leetle kitteh….
bunneh awn a cawfee brake
Sum bun haz 2 du it
Yeh, an’ it’s not az if it wur a hare razing job.
;-D
lol what
not first
Fifteen inches of fuzzy Panda, Octopus, Hedgehog, Bunny, Rooster, Shark, Duck, Whale, Tortoise, Tiger, Sheep, Monkey, Zebra, and other members of the animal kingdom!
?
*whispurrs* I finkso dat sumwun copied teh text frum an advert awn teh rite
Hey….it’s my boss!!!
Only cuter !!!
U werk fur Bunway Airs??
Bunway Airs,
servez lettuce and carrots instead of peanuts
on deir flites
duz tehy charg fer de lettuses an carruts?
they chargez peanutz
*heddesk*
oh, crap, i hadd my tray taybull stowed!!1! *paw-4hed*
but they pays a gud celery.
With stalk options?
*Deja joke!*
lett-us hope sew!
I used teh same joke just yesterday. I guess I is weak-wilt.
u dids?
did I steel a joak from LCB?
I wuz just goin to luk at it in the lite.
Reely.
Actimavate asploding dye packet in 3, 2, 1…
*KERSPLORTCH*
ai notist dat. ai aslo notis cmj iz eksursizing hur stalk opshunz. hee.
*tippee toe, tippee-toe, tippee-toe.*
SSHHHH!!! *whisspurz* I’m stalking LCB.
*tippee toe, tippee-toe, tippee-toe.*
*whispers back* U r? Ok, I’ll keep it a secret and not tells her.
Hay, wait a minnit!
—–☼ SPLAT!!
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*snowball*
*picks self up from ground*
*wipes melting snow off face and other parts*
*quiet voice* U knoes, u is treading on vry dangerous ground throwing shoballs at someone who has access to an entire mountain.
*whisles* Here, Mt. McKinley! Mommeh has a job 4 u!
*Hopz into protektive bubblol*
*very very quietly*
Will ur bubblol keep u safe from a…
*shouts at toppa lungs*
AVALANCHE?
O hai, cweenmj!1 Can ai com wif yoo in yur bubblol??? We cud fly over teh mountain and. . . see thingz!
*tosses owt a handfull *
*uv brite shinee bubblolz.*
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Grabs Janet by hand and pullz her into bubblol just in time to avoid habbin Janet burreed in avalanche.
*muffled*
Um, guise? Er, um, I forgetted to step outta teh way. I is currently up to my epidermis in snow. A little halp, plz? Kthxhurryitzcold.
*Janet and Cween flotez above mountin.*
Wheeee!!! ….
*Ties rope to bubblol adn trowz it owt.*
Grabb deh rope, LCB. Mebbe deh bubblol will lifting u up.
*grabs in vain at rope wif frozened fingers*
**hollerz 2 cweenmj n JCH4K**
MEBBE U SHOOD TRIE YOOZIN UH NET!
**rumble**
*uh, oh…*
*lukz down*
Uh-oh. Aahz, mebbee u shudn’t hollering in deh avalanche zone.
*rumble, rumble noyzez.*
**wiss-purrz** Sorree cweenmj…
Shhhhhh… b vewwy vewwy kwyit — weez rekyoowin LCB…
**frowz LCB 3 payrz uv kitteh-syzd mittinz**
Heer, LCB — deez wuz at da Lawst-n-Fynded in da skee lawj… Sumwun sed da oanurz lefted n wint 2 da Bahamas…
*flotez ober 2 deh prebiuz fred and *
*borrowz portable hole frum jd*
*flotez bak adn drops hole in2 deh snow*
*hollerz down 2 LCB:*
Did dat help?
.
*rumble noyzez*
*wisspurrz 2 Janet:*
Mebbe I shuddn’t hab hollered.
**aftur sekkund avalanche passiz**
LCB?
…
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LCB?
…
…
…
Mebbe we shood kawl da fyrminz — iz nawt fyr but deyz gud at reskyoowin…
Uh oh! Thiz iz nawwt gud! But wee MUST save hur!!
*think think think*
Oh deer! Ai iz suffering frum teh brayne freeze! But wurst ov awl
. . .ai cannawt stay!!!! *sniff* ai must go an pik up mai sister frum an take her to mai sister Pyzi’s haus! But OH!!! PLEEZ trai so save ar deer LCB!!
It just wudn’t bee teh sayme wiffout her!
*weeps uncontrollublee* Ai wish ai cud stay. . .
*set bublol down so Janet can safelee depart.*
Doan wurry Janet, wii will save her.
Schmoo.
*muffled*
HALP! Kthxbrrrrrrrrrr
**wiss-purrz lowdlee sew as nawt 2 cawz noo avalanche**
Pssst! LCB! Kwik – putz awn da hoalukawst kloke! Dat’ll givz U uh warm!
*muffled*eft it at teh dry cleaners!
Waol, dis kawlz 4 drasstikle mezyoorz…
**mutterz 2 sef** N I jess maydid dis fraish Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, 2…
…
***pores Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster onna snoe rownd LCB***
***snoe mowstlee meltz — wat duzznt melt runz awai n terror***
…
Kin U gitz owt naow, LCB?
*Flotez ober 2 d’Beeker Labz adn pikkingz *
*up deh Ebil Maus’z dongle.*
*Flotez bak 2 deh avalanche adn droppingz*
*deh donglul 2 LCB.*
*Cawllz down 2 LCB:*
Can u using dis?
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*Rumblee noyzez*
*Flotes up to surface on melty Pan-Galactic Gargle-blasted snow. *
*grabs dongle as it flotes by*
*Brushes self off*
Thx guise!
Now: what has we learned?
Ummm… Doan eet da yeller snoe?
A protektive bubblol iz bedder dan an avalanche?
Rong!
The’res no bidness like snow bidness.
Uh bird inna hand iz wurth gittin uh moyst towlette?
**dewin bestist Ed Sullivan voys**
N 2nite we havz uh reelee big snooo …
Oh, sno!!! U didn’t!!!
*Hed desk!*
Nawt werkin fer Bunway….but dis iz wut mai boss duz…sitz wif his feets up awn his desk!!
but has 2 bee bedderer dan wat boss uf wakywabit travel agency, right?
Nawt shur….mai boss hadda tayke a half day todai beecuz his home pyooter borked….why he culdint go pyooter shoppin AFTER werk ai don’t know !!!!!
Hay! I doesn’t work for Bunway either. Small world!
Mabye we should has lunch sometime soon.
Sarcasm….i sees yours…..
Oh, yeah? Well *sputters* I can see ur… ur… EPIDERMIS!
Oooh! U just gived me a idear for a future topic for my pets humor list. Anybuddy wants to join up as a writer, call me up at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com. Past lists is here:
http://www.littlefivers.com/pets
and the lists aer teh funeeeee!
Ahem. They’d be even funnier if certin peeps would submit moar often.
*consults instructions, reads* “Apply hint to affected area and let soak in.”
Done!
w00t, w00ty-t00t 4 teh RObert Bernz ref!!!
“ware yoo goan yee krauly felleh…ya uglee, kreepin’ , blahsted wunnder..
“2 a louse” (wiff hilp frum lolspeek, natch)—trooly won ob my faves!
oh teh fuzzee bunneh toes is 2 kyutnesses…muss…nawt….spl….holdn hed….muss nawt……spl……sPLO……nononononononono….ahhhh. is beddur nao.
Bunneh’s day at work consists of playing Freecell, chatting on AIM, and browsing forums.
duz bunneh-wah approof ov “disapruffing rabbits”????
Bunneh office werker maykes just a small footprint.
is gud fur the environments
and gorekitteh approves
caretroll to rabbit: u wil b gettin bad bak napping at wurk tahtaway. recommdd poschure iz teh curl up on flor wif note on dor sayin u r in a meetin all dai.
pleez evrywunz lets b helpin our pets 2 develup gud habitz n avoid xtry trips to chirpracters.
“Hmmm, we losin lots of munny tihs year!
I recommends we begin charging
$15 if you wannna take a bukkit on board.”
Better yet, iffen it’s not a lolrus taking the bukkit on board, we get airport security to grab him for da reward from the lolruses.
passenjer: *frowz away hymnz baughtloled wadder and cans of sody-pop–which costed <1$ at teh grow-shurely stowr–in2 teh beeg trash thing-y befor boarding teh playne*
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*buyz same sodey and H-to-the-Oh 4 $3.00 a can/bottel*
Bottle of water on my way to Michigan International Speedway…$1.00
Bottle of water at the Speedway….. $4.00
And no,it wasn’t a jumbo size.
dey sez iz fur nashunul screwity but sumbun iz maiking munniez. sujeshun ai saw yesdy iz taik m t boddul fru nd fil wif plane waddur. Duz nawt wurk fur sodeez.
Now they tell you not to re-fill the bottles,tho….something to do with toxins in the plastic!
fink dey mene liek a sprotz boddul. da bawt kined ub waddur boddul getz sum bakwarsh nd groze bakteerya. ai uze wun fur mai waddur but porz n2 a cup.
is troo: some plastik bottel companiez are reformulating teirh plastiks.
Teh concern is wiht carcinogenic Bisphenol A (BPA), which leeches outta teh plasti into teh contents.
Hay guiz! I’m goin 2 git a noo kitteh now!!! a liddel oranje-stripedee won wich ai found on kreggslisp. Mee an my wunnderfull mackarill kitteh, Dr. Virjay, B needing us a noo fren 2 luff since R deer ole yeller labby, Muggsy past obber teh bridge 3 weekz ago. Wii boff miss dat sweet butt knotty pupper, but wii will haff a good thyme wiff R noo kit-kat! O boi!
brb, K.
Yay….both u an gremlin wif new kittehs !!!!!
wat kind ov kitteh dos gremlin hab now?
Luks liek teh kitteh from the trash day piktur earlier.
{{{{kitkay}}}} A noo kitteh!
an oranje-stripdee wun!! Maybee it will look just laik may Barney!!
I duz a happeetayl dans fer u, Kitkay!!
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Hooray! hooray!! *hopping upz adn downz.*
Yaaaaaaaaaaay!! *Waving liddul armz in air like Kermit deh Frog*
A brand new kitteh 2day!! *running in sirkulz*
W00t!! W00t!! *Jumping on deh furnichurz*
ohh…. sad… and happy, at teh same time!!
{{{kitkay}}}
have funs wif yur noo kitteh!!
Duz u has a name yet? We can halps?
{{{{kitkay,Dr.Virjay an noo bebbeh kitteh}}}}
Lubs an schmoos an snorguls to yoo awl
Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…noo kitteh!!!!
*dansdansdans*
*spin an twirl an happitayl prance*
Oooohooooohooooh! Dey stoled yur abatar! doze mizerbul skowndrulz!
Nd joyjoyjoy tu kitkay nd hur furry frenz.@@@@@
Iz bak nao
gud. hab yu recubbur frum big advenshur wif gpa clok? Wut did LCB du wif yur fob wach ennywaiz? resykle?
I finkso i’s recubberd.Wuz berree odd flying an floating inna sky.
Time is katched up wiv me nao. I has a tired after pootling around in teh gardin fer a cuppla howers this eebnin.
I has aykey bits an twigs an stuff in mah hare!!!
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LCB borr.. loo…tay… STEELED mah wotch ages ago. I fink is gorn furebber
Nooooooooo! Yu is castin nasturshums awn her karakter! LCB neber stoeld yur wotch; she juss tuk it owt to see wut it lukked lyk in teh lyt…..awn anoder continent…in anodder spayse tym continumumumumum!
omg, Ur liddel new kitteh sounds like mah injeh when she were little
now she a big floofeh oranj tubby tabby, when I gotted herz she were so wee..
Bun-Bun muste bees telekohmutyng, becuz hims luuks liek hims iys wariyng hims bunneh bedruum slyppers;
Yesh, iyt’s stil mournyng, adn hims haz nawt yett hadded hims erlee-A.M. glasss ov karrout joos, oar hims cehleree stikx adn lettiss breakfuss comboh;
Wunce hims haz a Vee-Ate koktayle, hims wil bees reddy foar wurk!!!!
duz he have ICHC on hees puter?
Or mebbe Disparoovin Bunneh!
Pretty hard working lil bunny… looking funny and cool.. so cute. – http://www.anyassets.com
Yas – Dem offiss werkers is allus de saem.
CCCCCUUUUUUUUTTTTEEEEEEEEEE!!!
cute!!!!!
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