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office job at bunway airlines
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IT department of the bunway airlines
is that Uz maus?
Do I LOOK like a rabbit?
Is disguise fur ebil maus
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……
Don’t tell anyone…
luking all cute an innocint so peepz be unsuspectin
Ur game iz up ebil maus
maus??
yoo is ebil??
no! tel meh tis isnt so!
teh dark sied, yew no can haz!
It’s mai ebil twin…
ai had ebil twin wunce upon tiem.
ai put cheezburger in bukkit and wolrus ated him. sortuf laik turducken, ‘cept cheezburger and kitteh not dukks an’ turkehs and cheekun.
*seems to rekall maus having an accident involving a star trek transporter, a lump of green cheeze and a smelly sock, resulting in maus and ebil maus splitting off.*
hmm dat saonds plawsibul.
maus, ennee uv dat saond framilyur?
Waol, ifn datz da cays, den awl we neadz 2 dew iz gitz Maus n Ebil Maus bak onna tranzpoartur, beemz dem daown 2 da plannit, den bak uppagin sew deyz awl n wun pees sted uv 2. Naow, warez Skottee n Mr. Spok (oar mebbe jess Mary O’Spokn)? We gunna neadz dem 2 injinear da tranzpoartur fiks…
Wait plz! Maus, did Ebil Maus getz a goatee like Mr. Spock had in teh ebil universe? I want tew see it furst!
Um, BGee … rong eppysoad…
that ar his storee, maus is anonimaus
who knos who iz really ebil
or iffen there eben is a ebil maus
or is just maus tryin to beez evil
it ar all a grate mysteries
poircat is on deh case and is inbestigating
oh noes!
nao is owr chanse to cunvirt hims bak to teh
gud sied. ebil twins, do not want!!
deh powerr of cheezburger cumpells u!
we haz to isolate him in a containment chamberz
and takes him to sickbay
Ib mai theeri iz korrekt, den wi muzt gib him deturgent to wash da sok, and a craka tu finish da cheez wiv. Den, we kan rekombine dem in da sikbay.
we can put himz in cargoe bai 5 an open teh door…
dat mite do teh trik.
Teh ownlee wai 2 maek ebil maus goe awai iz 2 maek him laff, leestwaiz, dats teh feeoree.
dat does werk Annipuss, but I fink that onlee gets rid uv him temporarilly.
hmmm… temporal………
Maybee we needs to luk at a time displaisment too….
Ai yoost 2 hab a tiem masheen, but Ai losted it in teh fyoocher.
Did u check teh Lost & Will Be Found?
now uz has 2 go in the past to get it back
Did u try ‘Accio Time Masheen’?
Haow can Ai goe in teh past, two_kittehs, iffn Ai haz losted mai tiem masheen?
Fade your voice and cue the organist…
Ai bet Rose, Donna an Marthajones cud halp yu
Dammyu, ruthajames, stawp steelin mai indemnities!
Ambercat u seems kwite besieds urself!
Is everything ok?
Ohai, ai fawt dat wuz yu yestdy . berry clebbur wif menny denteez.
NOM NOM NOM …SKONS!!!!!!!
Wher scoens?!
*burp*..in mah BELLEH!!!!!!!!
an if ai am nawt mistayken,a sertin person is nommi a skon in her abatar? Heeee
An gettin creem up her schnoz!
Heehee!!
Messing wit teh tyme space contimumumumum…..Ai doesn’t noe about dat, leeza-b. Do yoo really want teh Ebil Maus muckin’ aboot in teh tyme streem?
oh noes!
I wuz thinking more along the lines uv how we mite be abul to get Maus and Ebil Maus in the same plais and re-merge them…
My EM theory is: they were one til they was split intew a duality somehows.
I fink that u can nawt has one wiffout teh other.
How would we kno– oh. U said “look”. Nebber mind.
ur feetz apeer to be to fatt. massh keepad an we ordr u speshul dailng wand.
Teh Simpsons ref, FTW!
whar’s teh “any” kee??
i dunt see ennee “any” kee!
ctrl… fn… esc… thar’s no “any” key!
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
Back in my Desktop Support days, we had one user who was so clueless that we had an “ANY” label printed and attached to his Space Bar…
lolz!!
mai dad is teh halp desc dood for teh hoal fewds markkit,
an he getz sum funnee calls frum stoopid hoomans hoo
donut noe howz to do enneefing. gets gud $$$ tho.
no way!!! way?
*luks around to see if anybodee is lukkin*
*peels off the lil worn out stickee which nowsez “/- ,N Y” onnit
*whispurrs to mary Oh!* Mary. . .waht’s a “space bar?” Ai thot iz wuz a playce to get drinks when yoo ar awn Mars oar in a ship.
An wai duz Maus hav to hold up hiz desk top????
*snerk*
O hai, JCH4K! srry i havent tawket 2 yoo 4 a few daze. I been going frew sum bad thymes, and I mist yore birffday, 2! I bean finking about yoo, thow, and ai hope that you have a wunderful year! I am sew glad that yoo R hear! Wii awl R!
*whisperz: wii cood go 2 “The Resteraunt at teh End ob teh Uniberse”–i here iz teh bestest bar in spays.*
cntrl alt deleete?
Nononono! Da “any” kee kan bi fownd bihind da computer. It uzually haz a 1 and a 0 on it, dis is internashunal for “any”.
Anyee key has shift prented on itz top. Over keys do stufs, shift dos nuthin butz wakeies da macine. Som userz is ID ten T, som haz mechanucal probm, lose kee beween char and keybord
PEBKAC…
Adn sum yoozerz can haz uh hardwair prawblim — dey can haz uh loos nut onna keebored…
**letz dat wun seenk n**
luks like a peese of carrut caek!
u sound hongree leeza-b adn congreatlocations!!
crabbie cakes and drafty bears? 1 leg wadda skee dansing?
not reely hongree, I had a cookie erlier…. I is still recobbering frum that.
But I will has a beir, fanks!!
1 beer ena frostee moog wiff jest rght mouto frooothi fer u Njoy
Here… drink this… um… beer…
*Hands Leeza a mug filled with a yellow-green liquid with pink stripes and purple polka-dots*
Ebil Maus! Pleez to stawp tryink to drug owr leeza-b!
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Gib me dat mug ov …ov… ov… stuffs!!
NNNOOOO Pb2K, wach owt!! Don’t breef in teh fyooms!!
**snatches teh mug away frum Pb2K**
**gets owt modifyed dongle noolee equipped wif EPS ( Ebil Poshun Sniffing) capabilitiees**
FWEEP FWEEP FWEEP FWEEP FWEEP FWEEP FWEEP!!!
U has tripped teh alarum Ebil Maus! U is trying to poysen me and Pb2K too!
Now I’m afrayd I has to drop a Zippo down ur pants.
**lites Zippo, droms in EM’s pants**
FWOOOOMP!!
*slightlee woozee frum teh fyooms*
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fanks, leeza-b!!
heer, haz a fire-resistunt blankee, an wii kin watch ebil maus’ pants awn fyre
(an wii can sing to himz: lyre lyre pants awn fyre, tung as lawng as a tellyfon wyre)
ooh I has nawt herd that wun?
Is that leik pinnokio’s noes then? Gets longer wen u tells a lye?
**Pb2K and Leeza discuss childrens rimes wif EM flamin in teh bakgrownd**
so, wuht wii gonna du wif tihs mug ov ebil stuffs?
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*luks at it warilee*
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*luks ober at Ebil Maus Ov Teh Flaming Pantseses*
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hey, leeza-b! let’s maek Ebil Maus drink it! I doan fink wii shuld put doan teh drayn - teh watershed duzznt need purpul pokeedots)