NYC Kittehs
NYC Kittehs pay $1800/mo fo dis
u nawt livin in a boks cuz of catnip adikshun?
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Schrodinger’s twins!
Dammit! Hoo is tihs ruthajames purrrson, an wai wont she leeb me aloen?!
Gud Morning (ai just got up!) Ambercat!
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And ai am sending out teh entiyre groop ov ar dansing Conga Ratz to yoo! But they ar still in their awld costyooms. cSmall sayed she wuz gonna desine sum noo wuns - but ai havn’t scene tehm yet! But these ar still so cyoot!
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Luk hao hai tehy can kik their liddle legsees! An plees to notiss taht teh WHYTE ratz hav teh “pinkee pinkee toe pads.”
An teht Ruth(myserterious “a”)james luks reelee prittee in taht whyte hat!!! Ai’ll bet yoo cud bee reeeleee gud frenz wif hur!
Whups! ai diddunt get teh memo. Lessee …
New York themed Conga Ratz … Aim thinkin a nightime rooftop blowout dance to the tune of America, with choreography inspired by Jerome Robbins. Chica Ratz in bright colors, ruffled triple circle skirts, and halter tops, Los RatChicos in tight jeans, tigher tees, and teeny rat sized matador boots.
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oar maybe something from Rent?
O Hai, cSmall! Ai thotted yoo did!
It wuz severar days ago - maybee earlee last week. Purrhaps yoo were answering the commint above mine! But it maed sense to mee. Yoo asked - ai thot - if it (they?) had a theme - an if yoo cud uze yur imagination! An ai answered - “YES!! Do yur costyoom majic.” Oar sumthing laik that.
But ai didnt see if yoo eber anwered it!
Ai think ai laik teh Chica Ratz an Los RatChicos idea best!
BUTT - believe it oar nawt - ai have nawt scene “Rent.” So ai dont know waht those costyooms mite bee.
LOL!! They ar looking reelee reelee cyoot! In mai imaginashun!
i belive it was early last week.
Conga rats shoe laces, ruthajames! Or iz it ambercat? Ai nebber noes! ennyway, wot wuld u laik 4 drinksies and danses 2 sillybrate?
Ai fink she haz a splitted purrsonalitee.
it’s cawfee tym heer - Ai can has hazullnut in myn, an mebbee a lidl cakey?
And we can has dans to “Libin in a bawks” bai Libin in a bawks - we wus sooo originul, bak in teh 80’s!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHt_GzOgjvA
Yeeess!!! Cawfee! But ai can has lunch furst? Pleaz? And tehn a littul cawfee and sum biskits. Ai rememberz “Libin in a bawks”! Ai fink twas teh awnly tyme teh band naym and teh song tytle wur teh saym.
Shud moov 2 teh subbubs
We has to lurn 2 fink outside teh box, u noes.
butt we alwayz haz to commentz insyde zee bocksez!
O hai Ruth. Congratshumalashuns, you beet me agane, Wat wud u liek 2 celibrate?
Cawst of living. Its nawt so grate, akshually.
Iz i stoopid? Dun understand dis
Apartments in NYC are really, really small and really, really ’spensive.
tell me about it!
those kittehs live better than I do! my shoebox doesn’t have tape to hold it together … ai has a jeloos.
Eet in kichin
Walk in closit
Or waz it d’other way roun…
Duz it maek ennee diffrunse?
NYC partmints sooo smalll dat yooz haz to go outsyde to chaynj yer mined.
…but iz worth eech cent!
I don’t know anymore, dude - I’ve got a pal who pays 1700 a month for a 383 sq ft studio on rivington, where the art school kids used to score heroin - it’s worth it, but maybe not that worth it
then again - it beats the burbs. maybe
I will keep my 485.00 for my 938 sq ft town home thanks. Tell your friend he has my sympathy.
That used to be a rough area, I hope it’s cleaned up some.
my god, where are you getting that kind of rent - south dakota?
I remember paying double that for a 790 sq. ft. condo in a very modest building in downtown St. Paul, MN. Five years ago.
ai has 1750 rent “stabilised” 400sq ft. its in Chelsea, though. rent will go up another 5% nekst yeer … ai has a sad - will have to move soon.
O hai!
Iz teh one who writted dis capshun! Mai kitteh and I used to lives in
Chelsee too, but den we gets smart, and moves to Qweenz
(Astoria akshully). We now haz nise 3BR/2BA apartmint, and iz cheepr
an bettr!
U gotz to git outta Chelsee…iz rip-off, an onlee gonna git wurse!
astoria is pretty - and close now that the trains actually run on time
Injoy Kweenz wile U can. Im ole Brooklyn girl, watchin RE badguyz
turnin mai hom nto nuther Manhattan.
I’m jealous - I’m paying $800 for 400 sq ft, and it’s a bargain. allison, we’re all coming to live with you
but just think of what you’re missing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4EVMlpwM
“Mom! He’s still touching me…”
Teh boks on teh leff mabee wurth $1800/mo, butt teh boks on teh rite luks rilly beet awp. Kitteh on teh rite iz gettin rip’d off.
Dat r y dat kitteh looks so p.o.ed.
I pays 495$ a munth for a studio here in Beaverton Ory-gun utilities INCLUDED….
I has a happy b/c I’z BUYING mah howse fur unner $800 a munf. Iz only 1300 skware paws, but dat meens less vakooming. (I’z in teh Charlotte, NC.)
life is hard fur box kittehs
they is taking donashuns to pay fur gooshie fuds and nipz
becoz they spend eberything they makez on rents
Mye Fair Kitteh
Awl eye want izza ruhm sumware
far awai frum da cowld nite air
wit wun enormuss chayr
oh woodent it bee luverlee!
ohai Tribble! how is Uz
2 capshuns on deh front page in a week
how dose it feel to beez famouse
FTW!
Lots ob choklit fur meez tu eetz
Lots ob cowl gibbing lots ob heeeet
Warm eers, warm pawses, warm pinky toe pads!
oh woodent itz bee lubberly …
But kitteh still spends $500 on a payr of Manolos or Jimmy Choos to luk all Sax in teh Citteh.
Sax in teh Kitteh?
jazz kitteh is hepcat
hey, datz a 2-bedrum wif nort, sout, eazt and wes eksposhur. dat pretteh gud deal. and exposed pipe in teh bak gibs it hipster cred.
heer’z teh burfday fairy wif a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an eben trolz hoo haz tehm’z burfdays today.
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konfetti, caek, frootpunch ob yor choys, an 2 munfs free rent all arownd!!
Luckee NYC kittehs! 2 bdrms in LA iz bowt $2K!!! If I cood git $1800 a munth, I cood has lectrissittee too!
Plus, dey can has mass tranzits whut goes wher dey wanna go! R mass tranzit onlee goes eest, not souf wher da wurks an munnees an beech R!
No doze are eech studioze. An dey reely $3000.
Hai!
Less nawt furget dat deez kittehs had to pay stoopid 12 purrcent brokr feez on top of awl dat! Hi-wai robbry!
Yup,
Theyz eech haz very small studioz, and nawt in a gud part of town
Be careful kittehs!
Lukz laik dubbuhl boxhab furyu kittehs.
Cutie kittens with those tiger stripes on their body… the other one is looking like chinese and the other is american… a big and small eyes.
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Tihs gibbs teh term “Urbin Howsing Shourtidge” a whol neu meening!!!!!
so tru!
yez, but kitteyz is in NY!
San Francisco kittehs don do much bettah.
dey iz gettin sweet bargin
Huh! Me kittehs! Tha picture is form mah surs!
THose cats need a new litterbox home
Yeah, that’s about right.