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Lolcatburglar, is taht yu?!
Hoot Hoot for Yoot!
12:oo PM post.
U must hav flyin fingerz!
Iz early bird!
Congratshumalashuns! Danses and drinkses? Wot wud u leik?
Ai’ll has anodder glarss ob tihs roesay an teh hokeycockey, plees
Ai’z jus nitisst - four TTI nawt sekondz in a roe!
Liek teh nyoo abatar!
Curse ob teh fat finger! Dat shud be NOtisst!
At least it waz not nutist.
Tehre shud be a joek dere sumware, but Ai’z 2 tyred 2 fink uv wun!
Tehre’s bare-ly aniting on that joke, adn taht’s the nakkid ruth - ah sorry - truth.
OoooH Ai sai
Go strayt to da NB! An’ downt come owt until yer truly sorri.
Iffn teh YNG iz dere, it’ll b sum tiem b4 Ai’m sorri!
Ai wouldn’t be sorri, evar, if teh YNG is at teh MB. Nom, nom, nom!
Pleh. NB. NB. If teh YNG is at teh NB. Stoopy fingers.
LOLOLOLLO
Dat animo gots maks like teh Lolcatburglr. Fink it is her!
Watchout! He mite haz rubies!
or gunz. mabee he shootz at yoo!
Naw. Just a bak copy of perls befour swien
“A thief wil stealz ur moneez
but onlee ur frenz wil stealz ur (comic)books.”
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Cite; Ai dunno
Aminuls suffurin frum babies iz danjerus
Taht iz why affordible, qwality daycare iz a rare treazure.
Adn sew is sum hoomins
Jamama & I b wundering wear u b libing, Fikshun kitty. Wii seem 2 b remembering u saying sumsing bowt kumming to dhe Prineville Revervoir fer deh Forf uv Julee. Iz dat beeing rite?
Ohai cween! My fambly goez tew teh Walker Lake ebry Forf ov Julii…its is bowt too hundrid myls sowf ob Reeno, inna middel of dezert, neerya toon calleded Hawthorne NV. Butt ai dew merember reeding yer site taht yew wint threw sumware neer Walker (ai finkso). Ai wish we has going to Prineville fore forf, prolly bees lawt kooler ai fink…
Ai is happitayl yew merembered R chat…aifinkso yew staid in Yerington (ai cheeted adn lukd at yer link fur Meerika awn Weels). It sownds lublee ware yew R nao. Ai nawt shur ai kin tayk teh heet disheer owt inna hi-desert. Ai habbing sum probems jess been at hoam. Coors, teh kerint wevver heer issa nawt ez tew tayk, ben inna ober hundrid (107>) lass fyoo dais. Iffin ai nsyd inna ac ai be ok, but get pritty pleh iffin owtsyde moran elebenty minnits.
Ware we go, is durt kamping inna dai an mowtel inna nite. No RV, no plugs, gotta mayk oan shayd an wader bury allcu… alka…likka bury hard an saltee. Skin gits sew thurstee, hare gits sew krunchee….pls *pant* fwesh wader. Nao dat ai komplaynd, eets bery kwite an peesfill, bean unplugged 4 week.
Wii haz deh lotz uv RVz heer. Adn botez. And berry happee peepz hoo b getting away frum deh pleh werkz.
Ohai, byooteouss cweenmj! If I hadnt got stukk in mai email, I wuz gonna borroe wun ov ur Xtra lrg boblolz an tayke a float ober teh Chesapeake Bay an teh oshun! Butz nao itz tew layte an I muss goez, Sigh. Anovver dai, perhapz.
Ar yu heiding bhined da mask ub yu irl naim? (nd we noze yu bai sumfing els?)
Distant relative.
An sum relativs, teh moar distant teh bedder.
Hoo is tihs ruthajames and wot is she doin awn mai compooter?! Ai is “Ambercat!, nawt ruthajames - no, nawt atall, nawt eben a lidl bit. Eben if taht is teh naym in teh bak ob mai shurt…Ai has neber met ruthajames an ennwai Ai wus awn hollydai at teh tym!
(Phew, tink Ai got awai wiv it!)
Ai fink teh comint Ai made at 12.01 fitz dis az wel.
PRICELESS…ur comment fur teh winQ!
Ur pic!
Awesum!
U can’t fool mee
U donut luk familiar.
Ai iza cat buglr, can’t ya c mie mask?
If ai purrz, I can haz teh fudz???
Racoon? No, I dunt seez no racoonz. Onlee 1 here is uz kittehs.
Dere ain’t nobuddy heer but us kittehs,
Dere ain’t nobuddy heer at all,
So quite yerself an stop dat fuss
Dere ain’t nobuddy heer but us
So kindlee point dat gun teh odder way
and hobble hobble hobble off an hit teh hai.
Oh kitteh, iz nawt Halloweenie.
U can taek ur mask off and hab sum nom noms.
Wat u mean u wants to wash ur nom noms before u eats dem?
Wat kind ov a kitteh r u?
*poke*
Ha! Ai betz ur werenawt axpectin’ taht!
*boink*
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*snikker*
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Hay, belle… Romeowz makin faices at meh!!!
Hey, boff ov u - cut dat owt!
I’m still tryin to gets teh choklit outta mah tayl frum yesterdai.
I doan kno wat happened. U guis gab meh a hug, and later I waz cleanin choklit outta mah floof.
Mebee u saw wat happened?
Errr… Ummmm… Iz finkin dere wuz a choklit possum eskaped from teh CCC an wuz hidin’ owt in yore luvly (an ooooh sooo berry white) floofy tail…
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Yah, dat’s it!! Taht’s tah tikkit!! Taht’s owr storee an’ we’z stikkin toit!!
Psst…Mr. Rackity…we shakes wif teh odder rite paw.
Ai thynk ai may hab sed befour, but I garded a cat colony wiv baby kittehs in it agaynst rakoons bai barking like a goggie at dem. Dey’re smart, but not smart enuf tu tell hoomin from goggie, iffen dey’re barking.
Er Woof?
Gud to kno.
Next tiem I needs to scare teh rakoons awai, I’ll member dat.
Duz it wurk fur coyotes or raddle snakes? I’ll prolly run into dem before a racoon.
Eeek! Ai miss tear riyusly chaynjed purrrsonallitteh - Ai is Ambercat, nawt ruthajames ATALL! Well, okay, mebbee Ai is ruthajames somtyms, lyk wen Ai go for Ohai tee wiv Tidmum, which is wen taht foto wus tekken
Aer u shore u hazn’t got a split personalitee?
*cheks menu* ambercat ordered da banana split purrsonality.
for teh Cheezfrenz: BAAANNNNNAAAANNNNAAAAZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!
In Pajaaaaaammmmmmaaaazzzzzzzzz?
♪Were nomming down da staaaaaaaaaairs♫
oenlee if teh split coms wiv wippy creem an choklit sorse!
U can haz enuf 2 split wif ebryone. An choklit frum any source u prefer. (Ai recommend Lindt xtra dark r Godiva.)
Ai haz Godiva chocklit mint sukarz
lindt dark chocolate truffles? i can has?
I has two of these that eat wif teh kittehs!!! I named them George and Rosemary Cooney!
Don’t teh rakoons bovver teh kittehs?
They hab ends dat r moar poyntee dan a kitteh.