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go furthz muh minion

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go furthz muh minion return wif cheezburger

but maek sur cheezburger iz cooked well.

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bodriz

congarats on tawp splort! i mean spawt.

wud yoo liek mai minyuns too bring yoo a drinkee?

annipuss

Thx, Ai’v jus got tiem fur a cawfee b4 Ai go out fur sum eksersize.

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oar sum toast & Jam!

Hai Annipuss! Whrere ar awl teh TTIerz awn this lufflee Someday!??? Ai saw Ambercat down there - but - she wuz rite! It is kwiet. Verree kwiet. . .

SO! Ai will be REELEE REELEE REELEE LOUD!!!! an maybee wake ebreewun up!1

MENEE DANSING CONGA RATZ TO YOO, ANNIPUSS!!!! ;)

Do yoo think taht may doo it????

annipuss

Teh wevver is bedder 2 dai - nawt rane sum sun but windee. Praps ebbery wun haz gon 2 teh boot saylez!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

If WE had boot saylez awn Sunday - wich we do nawt (at leest, nawt that I know of) heer in Meeshegun, ai’ll bet ai wud go. Ai’ll bet that’s where tidmum is RITE NOW!!!!

But no! It’s a prettee afternoon. Prolly out in teh garden - oar having sum tee an crumpets an scones wif raspberree jam - waring teh whyte glubs an hat!! ;)

annipuss

Itz 2 blowee heer fur outsyde nommin! Ai neerly got blowed ober dis mornin, an Ai’m ober 200 pownds!

MomCatAnna

Where eye iz, in Meechigun (USA) it is party-lee sunnie. My kidtehs and hubbeh be outside bilding deh new dek. Mush noize of saw-eng and hammurs.
I staze in fur naow and duz deh lawn-dree.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

MamCatAnna! Where ar yoo???? ai am in St. Joe - awn teh laek (Meeshigun!)
30 myols frum teh Indiana bordure!

 
 
 
Ambercat

It is windeewindeewindee heer! Mai Amber (orinj but nawt oysun) keeps tryin to catch teh wind, but it gets awai, ebberee tym!

Ai’s heer an nawt heer - Ai am markin teh Hay Lebel paypers (eekwivallent to back a lorry at, dunno wut tehy is in Merkah) to ern som ekstra pennees. Ai has had som so bad tehy is funni! Por kids; tehy mustav hayted bein in collij and strugglin so badly! But tehy is maekin me larff!

annipuss

Mai babbeh sista iz maffs an IT teecher. 2 uv her pyoopuls iz chineez twinz, hoo do der projekts in Cantoneez! Dey iz identikul twinz wiv awlmos identikul naemz.

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

AAR yooo?????? Ar yoo REELEEE??? Cuz ai’m coming rite over!!! ai’ll bring teh maypole sirup! An sum raspberree jam. Oh - an sum fresh MEESHEGUN strawberries. ;)

(They ar MUCH bedder tahn teh wuns we get heer from *ahem* Califonrina)

kafleen

Heer bee a BIG OL stack furr all mah Cheezburga frens!!

I has fruits and nutz an wippy creem and coffee an TEA an

ebbreeting.

Deze waffulls made wit WUB. Mah kitchun ub Wub, let me show yall it.

two_kittehs

fanks kafleen I brings the pineapplol and apricot purrservez that
I maded yesturday
JCH4k
strawberriez is nommy, is dey from your garden?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

No. But neerbai. We hav lots ov froot stands - tehy bring ebreething in fresh pikked.

This yeer - ai dint hav time to put in mai garden. :( Too menee problms wif teh elderlee relatives bein rushed off to teh horspital awl tet tiem.

But - ;) Maybee next yeer! an in teh meenwile - ai can just BUY ebreething fresh - an itz nawt kwite so much werk. But ai DOOO laik having mai own garden.

leosmom

ai gotz meechigan strawbewwies in my garden. deys sweet and dee lish us, but small.

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

AN SUMDAY ai WILL see it!!!!

Mmmmmmmmmm. . .ai can smell tehm frum heer! Must bee teh Wub!

*puts teh froots an nuts an whippee creem awn teh waffuls*

*gets big cuppa tea*

Nom, nom, nom yum! sip sip. Nom nom nom YUM!!! sip sip!

Oh Kafleen - so nice heer - in yur (LOL!!!) kitchun ub Wub! :-)

cweenmj

Gud morning, Kafleen & Janet & 2K & ebberywun els!!
I can hab sum waffulz wif awl deh eggstrawz, 2?
When Jamamakitty kumz down frum her motel ruum I will sharing dem wif her.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

O hai cweenmj! Pleez maek shur yoo hav sum ov teh Meeshegun strawberrees. Tehy ar SOOOO sweet rite nao!

an - waht ar yoo going to do today????

*luks outside* Uh oh!! We ar sposed to to to mai bruther’s basebawl game (1858 rools) today - but it’s getting kinda dark an luking laik rayn! an a bit chleee!! LOL!

Yesterday we spent 3 hours playing at teh beech. Teh wadder wuz just a bit cold - tho mai sister Pyzi an nees AMy went in!

Romeow

Hello eberywon!
I am late, butts I am glad to see dat we still hab waffulz and Michigan stumberries!
*tastes strumberry*
Oh, iz like a liddle bite ov heaven!
Kafleen, fank yew fur teh waffulz. I hab bean luking forward to dem since yesterday wen SMOM said she wud tri to tawk u into maeking dem.
.
We’re in fur anudder hot dai todai. 113 yesterdai and iz 99 rite nao, at 10:30 AM. Well, u didn’t hear meh whinning in December!

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Cassidy

Do yu has trubbel wif teh deers in Meeshigan? Wee cannot has a garden becuz dey eet everyfing we plant. Las yeer we got abowt six tomatoes from our 4 plantses. Fooey.

 
kafleen

Mah daddy has trubbel wif teh Pigs in teh Household.

Hee cannot has a fridj cuzz dey eet everyfing he putts in it.

 
Cassidy

Dat is teh funnee, Kafleen (we has sum uv dose, too), but I fot I wuz askin a legi…lige.. a reel kweschun. Is teh deers a problem only in teh Souf, or is dey eetin gardens all ober teh countree? Mabee uvver countrees too?

Inkwirin mindz wanna noes…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Daisy the Curly Cat

Can yoo transsform yooself into a mousie?

annipuss

O hai Daisy - Ai wuz startin 2 fink Ai wuz awl aloan! Where are u? Ai iz in Lundon TTI.

Daisy the Curly Cat

Oh, that is vary far away! I lives in south Florida in teh US.

 
 
Ambercat

itz kwyet………too kwyet!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*sneeks up behine annipuss*

BOO!!!

annipuss

O hai Janet. I thort it wuz kwyet 2 dai!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ita MOAR than kwiet! But maybee this iz nermal fur layte June?? We cud go bak and luk an see hao menee peeple were comminting awn this day a yeer ago.

In fact - heer ai go!! Be rite bak. :-)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOOK! 81 commints!! Ov corse, it iz awlso 2 hours laytur. Cud hav sumething to do with it. An that is fur the hole day - nawt just teh Nawt Second three hours.

Still. . . .*brightens, ala P d’B* maybe it wuz rayning - LOL!! Over teh whol whirlled!! An they awl had to stay in an play! Cud bee! ;)

http://www. icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/22/invisible-ufo

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Romeow

Daisy, u luk so byootiful in ur Hula outfit!
Five peeces iz a lot ov clothes to ware fur such a liddle kitteh.
.
Daisy iz a smrt & prettee kitteh. Dat’s y we lub her!

 
 
El Kabong

I dun think that roboto can carree cheezburger.

Shioban

butz he can freten hoomin 2 caree iet

 
jd

One bite at a tyme iz all da kitteh needs.

 
 
SensibleCat

!!
Sithcat is… Sithy… And lieks cheezburger.

Cheezburger can has had force?

BGee

Ai’l hav 2 midi-chlorian patties wit cheez - hold teh siths, plzkthx!

 
jd

Da force in cheezburgers iz what maykes bits fall owt no matter hou kareful yew are.

 
 
 
Wolverine Girl

I r Darth Kittious

MomCatAnna

Darth Kittious haz wundrous skillz wid deh lite sabors. A kitteh iz used to deh manaj-mint of mani sharp pointeh endz at wonst.

 
 
 
BGee

Alien adn Predator - together again.
(Will teh sea-quills nevair cease?)

 
AfriCat

Wipe them out, all of them!
(teh meen an ugleee Darth Sidious (Hideous?)

BGee

Ohai, AfriCat - Ai missed ur qwestion yestrdae until aftr mai Caturday chopping trip.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/21/funny-pictures-i-quit-tomorrow/#comment-356518

 
BGee

Hmm-furst reply not posting. Wiird Press is pretzelling today.
Yesterday’s question’s reply
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/21/funny-pictures-i-quit-tomorrow/#comment-356518

AfriCat

No prblm. thx fur teh reply. mucho kindlee. it reeeely iz purty abatar. (p.s. where Topeca iz?) (I not amerikitteh.)

BGee

Stick a pin onna map halfway between Kanada an Meksico, halfway between Atlantic an Pacific ocean, tehn luk a teeny bit south an a teeny bit East
U’ll see Topeka Kansas. Look a lil furthr east, u’ll see teh Missuri Riber an big, urban sprawl ov Kansas City. Ai am halfway betwen teh 2 in beeuteous Lawrence Kansas.

old lurker

Yu lib ina berry famous citi!

AfriCat

why so famous?
ignorameous kitteh want to know!
plzkthx

old lurker

Waz featured in seberal SciFi dizaster moobies.

AfriCat

ohhhhhh! i luvvvz sci-fi, yep i duz.
thx fur teh {} berry much.
has to go naow, teaching teh engleesh conservation… no conversa… talkee class.
kthxbyee

 
 
 
 
 
BGee

If u uze Google-Earth an ur version settles on North Amerika whn u start up, zoooom direkly in. U’ll see Meadowbrook Apartment houses, Lawrence Kansas.
Topeka iz 30 miles (45 kilomtrs?) west.

MelONyx

BGee! U r in Kansas, 2? I libs in southern Johnson County. Can see I-35 frum mai haus. Nawt so far awai.

BGee

Ai will go sit on teh flag pole on top ov Fraser Hall. U waev adn ai’ll wave back!
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