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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ai don wanna go enneeware
Concats Anipuss, how does U want celebrate your not sekund posishuns?
Two-kittehs – pleez to scuse mee heer. Must maek an announcement neer teh tawp – an YOO ar IT!!
LUK!!!! EBREEWUN LUK!!!! AR OWN DEER TRIBBLE HAZ DUN IT AGAIN!!!
THIS IZ HER CAPSHUN UP THERE!!1 YAYAAY {{{{{{TRIBBLE}}}}}
Whoo HooooooooOOOOOOooooo!!! Taht is soo wunderful!!!
Aww fank u Janet. {{{{{{Janet}}}}}}} U sew sweet! Izz mazing ting. Eye nebber tought wun wodd mayke it, butt 2 inna wun weak, IMPOZZIBLE!
we all wuvs tribble!!1!!!
Whi fank u leosmom! U sew nize tu sai dat!
Funny!
no needz to apololgize, what a grate win fur our tribble
whoz is witty and purty!
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Fank u fur da {{huggz}} two_kittehs!
Comgraatumalations on your furvest from last Annipuss does you want drinkie and dances?
Ai fink afternoon tee an caeks iz abowt rite fur tihs tiem uv dai, thx!
Ahhhh yes it getting near ohai tea giggol.
you wants der early grey posh Tetly tea baggs?
And I gots choices of Mr Kiplings cakies too, picks your favourits
Ai’d liek sumfing choklit wiv lots uv sugar onit. IRL, Ai haz diabeetus, so haz 2 haz plane biskit – but Ai can dreem!
Well here in der cheezlan you can be habbing elebenty duble triple choc chip chocolate bikkies wiv der extra choklit and it be having no kaloreys and no sugaries too!
nom nom nom dey are good
Yippee!!!!
Congrats, Annipus!
I bringed u sum ov mah noo faborite nom nom.
Iz Starbukkits frozen mud pi. Recommended by teh lolrus, too!
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I doan usually eben liek teh mud pi, butts dis was purrfect. Teh choklit cookie on teh bottom was BERY choklitee, but nawt liek a stale cookie like most fings like dat. The eyescreem waz nawt oberpowering, and awl ov teh flabors had teh purrfect balance. I gibs dem a tew paws up.
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Enjoy ur nom noms on ICHC!
(IRL, I cans onwee hab a bite, but heer, I can hab elebenty!)
what beez the diffurence between tea an high tea
does youz getz hai on deh tea?
my ignorance of Burtish customz let me show U it.
Tea is der drinkie and ohai t is der meal
Not so many peeps have ohai tea anymores, but it used to be full of der nommie goodies like der cakes and pastries and der sammiches wiv der crusts cut off
Hai Tee iz ushully sumfink cukked, liek sumfin on toste – afternoon tee iz jus cups uv tee an caeks oar biskits (Dats cookies 2 `Mericans) Hai tee iz nawt alkaholik!
souns like fun does Uz get all dressed up for itz?
I ar getting all dressed up in mah summah dress an hat..
U gets drest up iffn u goez sumware posh fur tee, liek teh Ritz. Moar offn iz jus a short brake in teh affernoon fur a kwik drink uv tee an a little nom 2 keep u goin till dinner in teh ebenin.
Concatz annipuss on yr top spot!
Thx Tribble, Ai sendid u congrats on teh Lol, but WP eeted it!
have coke will travel
What iz FEMA? Ai iz iggerant Brit!
I shows you my Brit iggorence too annipuss
Ware iz u? Ai iz in SE Lundon.
I iz in Linclonshire
Ai bizit Lincoln twies ebbry yeer. Iz lubblee part uv You Kay.
I has a smiley you know Lincon nice little city
I iz about a 40 minte drives away thru der leafy wiggly lanes
Mai growed up kidlet wurkt fur LCC fur 10 yeerz. Hee moovd souf wen mai hubum dide so hee cud bee neer mee. We goez bakk fur teh open dai at teh Transport myuzeeum. (We iz bofe bus enfuz..enth ..Nutz)
Ohai Maggsuverhooman
Whut a small whirld!!!!!!
I was borned in Lincolnshire!!!!!!
Mah Daddy bought a Brass “Linky Imp” statchoo to cellebrate
Mai mumcat an daddipuss spent there hunneemoon in Lincolnshire an Ai arribed eksacklee teh rite time after!;)
Hai! Iz not sew fah awai form yoo guize!
Iz in Dublin in Ireland!
/me waves accross tiny pond
Wavy back
Hi Kermette-
Iz nice to C a new cheezpeep from Teenier, Tinier Ireland.
I iz Iriish-Amurrican. Waves acrsost berry big pond!
Hi MCA!
I’z not reely noo. I’z been heer since teh start buts I’z lurks… A LOT!!!
Mwah hahahahahaha!!! *coff*
Soz! I getz too eggsi… exsight… HAPPEH!
I’z gunna visit Bawstun n Noo Hamsheer at start of Octbooger!!
I’z reely eggsi… pleh… HAPPEH bowt dat! WHEEE!
Sorreee. You iz new 2 mee, but eye is new-ish to commentating on deh funny kitteh picturz. I unnerstand “lurk” – I duz dat in sebberal places liek “news groops” (My anceient netizen status, I showz it off fur U.)
1 ub my sisterz (I has seberal of dem) lives nere Bawstun an haz a skee cottage in Noo Hamsheer. we wented der for Yooltide skee-ing a cupple yeers ago. It shud be fun in Octo-brrrr. Leafs is pretty colured den. De lokuls call toorists “leaf peepers” at dat time ub yeer.
Kermette!! KERMETT(IRL)!! Hai!!
Yoo de-lurkded again!
Awlwaiz so nice to see yur nayme!!
an yoo ar in Dublin???? Yoo nebber sayed taht befoar! Ai wuz in Dublin fur a week in Februareee! We cudda met sumware an had tee – oar sumthig! LOL!
ai wuz there fur a wedding! An Maggsuverhooman, wum ov mai deerest frenz hoo wu also there iz frum Lincolnshire. But he lives in Stuttgart nao. Taht hao ai know him. He wuz in mai theatre groop!
Hai agin!
Whee! Stoopy Wurdpoops eeted mai message agin.
Yep I’z alwais lurkin. I’d neber get to leave mai howse if I readed or put commints on every kyoot kitteh pic.
Pity ai dint no yoo wuz heer in Feb.
Teh wevver wus pritty carp dem but hope yoo had nice tiem!!
Teh week ai wuz there – maybee 10 – 17 Feb???? Nawt WUN drop ov rayne! Ebreewun sayed – fur shure it will rayne awl teh time. But it DIDN’T!! So we had a reelee gud time!
Well – gud! Nice to know yoo ar there. Next tiem – ai’ll just shout ‘HEY KERMETTE (IRL), YOO THERE????” Taht shud bee eezee!
Stoopy Wurdpoops keeps eetin mai commints!
Iz gunna visit Bawstun n Noo Hamsheer in Octoobbur. I dunno teh geerograffy of Merica too good sew Iz not no if dats near yoo JCH4K.
Iz gonna be on a 10 dai toor. We gonna see lotsa plaices laike Salem n Marfas Vinyrrd n stuff. Mesa cant waits!!! Wheee!!!
Stoopy Wurdproops keeeps eetin my commints!
Iz gonna bes on a 10 dai toor in Octubrrr! I’z gonna see lotsa plaices laik Bawston, Noo Hamsheer, Marfas Vinyrrd, Salem. I cant waits!! Wheee!
I dunt know de jograffy of Mercica sew I not know if dats near yoo JCH4K.
Iz all excit… eggsit… HAPPEH!!!
Oh – so sorreee Kermette (IRL). Noo Hamsheer an Bawston ar neerlee 1,000 myols fro where ai live.
An altho ai hoep to visit there maiself sumday – frenz to see – it will PROLLEE nawt been in Octoburrrr!!! But I mite get bak to Dublin! Enething iz pawssibul!
An in teh meenwile – ai hoep yur trip will be lots ov fun. Shur to be VERREE prettitt there in Octoberrrrr!
I googled and learnt sumfink new
Federal Emejence Munagement Aggenci
http://www.fema.gov
cooo who’d a thunk of it
Ah, Ai fink dey wuz teh wunz hoo got teh blaem fur not halpin wiv teh fludds in Noo Orleenz.
some of those trailers were toxic, had too much formaldehyde I think..
Deh FEMA traylurs hadz deh bad kemikals in dem. But deh peepz hoo waz libing deree haz no udder good plaice to go insted.
I haz a sad for deh peeps who luzes 2 howses like dat. Nawt secund in deh hurry-kanes tree yerz ago and naow frum deh gubbermint taken bax deh traylurs.
Yu mite tink dat NO haz ben rebilded bye nowe but it aint.
I noes bout it. I haz a fren (not a cheezpeep doh) hoo libs in NO. Iz Y I sayed dat deh traylur peeps got no udder gud plaices to go.
M-eye hubbehcat, he goez to N’awlins for hiz werk nex weik, leabbin today.
re: NOLA Sad to say, large areas have not been rebuilt; the French Quarter, which is on high ground, was relatively unscathed; however, other areas were not so fortunate.
Close friends of mine were just happy they didn’t have to pay to remove the remains of their homes, schools, and church: volunteers from around the country have assisted in removing the moldy remains of whole communities (including the community I lived in for years), and the people I know were fortunate enough to have relatives in neighboring states (most of my friends are in Texas and Mississipp)i to help them out.
FEMA: Federal Emergency Management Agency – an agency of the US goberment dat is sposed to helps peeps whoz in big trubbles. dis capshun refers to da mobile homes dat FEMA provided to a lot of folks whoo were hitted bad by hurricane Katrina.
Wen it comes tu traylors and NO, dey certainly managed to gib themselves an emergency, but I downt thynk dat’s wat teh naym iz supposed to meen.
Federal Emergencee Managment Agencee
Dey kick yu outta yur houze if der iz a dizaster . Neu Or-leens, after da flod, dey gabe peeps dese cheepo trailerz to lib in. Trailerz dat had no elegtrizity or wader hookups. Dat’s how da gubmint works.
Fank Q Old Lurker
DO NOT WANT FEMA – sounds like baleafs to mei
For doze wu liv in Yew Kay, FEMA iz tu emurgencies what Michael Fish woz to gale predicshuns and Yorkshire water board in da 90s woz tu drowts.
Federal Emergency Management Agency-they provide emergency services when there is a disaster. Sometimes they are not very good at it. One of the things they have been providing is trailers for people to live in when their houses have been destroyed-like in Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans, here in Kansas they gave trailers to people in the town of Greensburg when a tornado wiped it out a year ago.
FEMA too sloe n stoopee to halp peeps sumtiems. Heer in Cullyruddo we got lil town o’ Winsoor wacked bie turnaedo. Ebberywun step up to halp. Aie think peeps do better job o’ carin than govt. Thaer wer sew manny storys ob pribut citzuns halpin wit Katrina. I hab too frens heer that reelowcaetd frum NO avtur de hurrykaen. BTW Kermette, I be Irish-AM awlso. Me mum wuz an O’Donnell!
when teh fyres here in crazifornia were reelee bad last yeer n we fot we might have to evakumate, saw on teh news FEMA wuz goin to come halpz us. I wuz like ‘we is screwed nao’ do not want.
Last year was a bad one for CA. I felt so sad for you guys.
Woo ders Irish peeps awl overs de plaice! Yay!
Yay, anudder Cohlohraddo peep!
Whair u at? I’z in Kahsul Rawk…
dis be refuurrin to the traylors set up after Katrina on NIEW orleens. Very sad subject in Merica still today .dey r scandal,,,,traylers unsafe andd unsanitary peepss still livin in them
I wuz der fur teh Mardee Grawl in Febyouwareez. Der wuz still famblees livin in tents under teh breeges!! Berry sad!
FEMA is Federal Emergancy Managment Agency,,,, or one more guberment agenci dat dougnut wurk so gud akshuly
Federal Emergency Management Agency. also known as Fix Everything, My A$$ or Federal Employees Missing Again
we lernd that from herrican katrina
Dat not kittehs trailer. Dats santa’s trailer.
How much 4 a 12pk of kitteh?
Me will pays yoo tooze-dai fer a 12pk of kitteh too-dai!
elebenty cheezeburgers of course
Dats a bargin!
Kittehs is cheeper buy deh 12-pak!
Liek deh kidlets in deh book by Lilly-un Gill-breath.
(My enjine-earing backgroundz, let me show U itz…)
Stoopy gubmunt needs a hoofin juss furr GP. (General Purrpusses)
I r juss teh Old Hoofur too doo it.
*winds up hoofs*
Let’s see, why am I gunna hoof u, Brassin Frassin Gubmunt?
A$$y jurks
Byurocratic red tape
Conniving Liar-Butts
Deeveeus Catch-22s
EggHedded Plans wiff no commun cents
FAIL
G…….
Genrl purpozez lik yu sayed
Hot aire
Ignoranz
J…
Junkee trailerz
Krazzee regz
Liyerz
M….
MONSTERS! (teh administrashun – ai meen)
Nawt fur teh peeopl – unless yoo ar in oyl an rich!
Opendoor pawlicee fur lobbyists an speshul interests
P. . .
po likity motorvated
Q tip brayned
Rassen Frassen dummies
S…
Stoooooopeeee peepl hoo dont know hao to do their jobs!!
Traytorz to teh constitooshun!!
Uglee fayces – cannawt eben luk at tehm awn teh TV!!
W. . .
Well, “Ur doin a heck ov a job, Brownie.”
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Xtra spechul place in H-E-dubble-toof-piks fur peeps dat doan treet disaster victims liek their own brovvers and sisters.
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Yes, we’re awl set fur teh hurricane…Doh! We planned fur eberyfing butts teh wind, rain, and flooding.
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Zzzzzzzing on teh job cuz I doan hab enny training ennywais.
*snerk*
In the interest of full disclosure, let it be known that “Brownie” did actually ahve training and experience in running a dog-and-Pony show. Srsly.
dratted lolspeak combined with the wrap-around has
sabotaged me again. ahve=have, of course.
Oh Mais Peut-être. Ai nevver werree about waht happens in teh dredded rap-around !! AI just think it iz beyond mai . . .ai just can’t doo enething about it and there it is!!
Hao sad dat he reely did. Hope he didz better wif teh pony shows.
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Member hao Bush’s staff had to puts togedder a DVD to show him hao bad it reely waz? Then, he flew ober to see fur himseff. It wrecked hims hole weekend.
*double snerk*
at least i can snerk about it now- still prolly wouldn’t be a good ideah fr me to meet the maroon IRL
*LOLLing on teh floor @ Janet furr teh Uglee Fayce comment…*
Oh kafleen! Ai will lolll awn the floor wif yoo!
But ai WUZ serious! Ai just cant LOOK at tehm ene moar!
Teh “EWWWEE!!!! factor! The moare ai see them, teh werse it gets. If mai sister pyzi comes in wehn Bush is on, she screeeeeeeeeems “EEEEEK Turn it off!!1 Turn it offf!!!”
grosse results
Horrid thinking
Is not fot the peeps
J……
Joek! Teh hole admistrashun iz a bad Joek!
Kalamktee! Katastrophee!
LYerz !!!!! (just saw cweenmj awlreddee did these – but ai want to leeve mine in eneway.
Goofy spokespeeps hoo kannot talk goods
Hai-handed interferring peeps
Immugra shun Lahws witch makes no cents
Joonyur G-men wid jumped-up delushuns of addekwasee
K …
*:snerk: @ deh delushunz uv addekwasee*
ka-ka fer braynez
Louzzee planz
mis manijjment
Ninkumpoopz
orful ideerz
P….
Previuus expeereyeens, NONE
Quetshuns aboot yur persunel fineanses
Ridicue-loss reewards fur littul effurt
Slimee poly-tishuns (liek leechez)
Truthieness, dey lacks it
U…
U – i can tink uf lots of U
Underhanded, unethicul, unsimpathetic, uninformed
V – just put teh Very in front uf all uf teh above.
Awl teh alfamabetikal badd stuf bowt FEMA adn haow teh peeps wuz treeted adn nawt taiken prauper caire ov maikes me haz a veree grate sad:
Awl Ai kan fink tuu saiy iz :”OMG, pleez tuu taike caire ov awl teh peeps!!!!”
Conga ratz to our Tribble fur getting anover comment to teh frunt paige! Yay fur Tribble! 2 in 1 week, way to go!
Yay! Congratshumalashuns 2 Tribble!
Ai iz lookin fur sum cweenfetti fur a sillibration!
Went looking to copee and paste sum cweenfetti (nobudy does it as nice as teh cween) an ai keeps getting distraccted bai teh comments and reeding wut ai missed teh last few days. Mai ADD, letz meh sho u!
Tank yew 3 cattails. Dat iz berry sweet uv u 2 say. Heer be a spshul ile uv cweenfettiz fer u and Tribbul.
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Very micely dun! 10Q fur ur werk uf art!
Woah! fank u 3 Cattails an cweenmj! U rite, cweenmj haz eggsellent cweenfettiz!
{{{{{{{{{{{ CONGRADUMALASHUNS TUU TRIBBLE }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Tribble maeded mi faborit LOL. De teeny kitteh wid de toy an dreemin ob Cheezburgerz
teh teeny kitteh iz teh splortilicius, o yez. WANT!!!
here only teeny camelz an goatzez.
An de BEEG kittehs, not so?
I lieks de beeg kittehs (got sum heer in CO).
In Afrika, many, many, many, many BEEG kittehs, o yez!
I lieks dem tu. my favorite iz teh tigerkittehs frm India. dey is beutimouse.
where in africacat? me an hubcat just re,,,retu,,,,,came bak from the Jobergs we lurv it there . am watchin the news about bob in Zim . hopes resolu…revol
gets better there….. loves Freshly Ground
Fank u awl. Eye canna beeliefe it!
o hai Tribble! Concats
I ar so proud of Uz!
How is Uz todai?
It ar a bootiful dai but I ar at work..
ZMG!! ZMG!! MYE COMMENTZ MAYDE DA FRONT PAGE AGIN!!
Eye muss bee da luckeeest purrsun inna whurrld! WOW!!
Agin eye furgit mye mannerz! Fank u sew mush Cheeze an Tofu fur pikin my picher agin! And tank u tu awl da cheezefrenz dat voted fur it!
Conga Rats, Tribble! Ai has a happitayl fur yew. Ai has a capshun ai maded, and it wuz onna voting paje, got sum pritty gud votes.
Eye no, eye went an voted fur it! Gud luk!
Found sum cweenfetti! happitails fur yu!
Θ ο Ộ ∞ ∂ ○ ☼ О ء ه ٭ ۞ ە ۵ Ỡ Ộ ∞ ∂ ○Ö œ όه ○ ☼ 0 ﻋ ﻩﻬ ☼ ﻮ ۞ Ỡ Ộ ο О ء ﮦ○∞ợ ө ο˚§ ¤ % 0° öه ٭ ۞ ە ۵ Θ ο Ộ ∞ Ỡ Ộ ο О ء ه ٭ ۞ Ộ ∞ ە ۵ Θ ∂ ○ Ộ ∞ ﮦ○ ∞ ợ өο˚§ ¤ % 0 ° ö ∂ ○ ☼ ە ο О ء ه Ộ ∞ ∂ ○٭ ۞ ە Θ Ö œ ό ه ○ ☼ 0ﻋ ﻩﻬ ο Ộ ∞ Ỡ Ộ ο О ء ه ٭ ۞
Θ ο Ộ ∞ ∂ ○ ☼ О ء ه ٭ ۞ ە ۵ Ỡ Ộ ∞ ∂ ○Ö œ όه ○ ☼ 0 ﻋ ﻩﻬ ☼ ﻮ ۞ Ỡ Ộ ο О ء ﮦ○∞ợ ө ο˚§ ¤ % 0° öه ٭ ۞ ە ۵ Θ ο Ộ ∞ Ỡ Ộ ο О ء ه ٭ ۞ Ộ ∞ ە ۵ Θ ∂ ○ Ộ ∞ ﮦ○ ∞ ợ өο˚§ ¤ % 0 ° ö ∂ ○ ☼ ە ο О ء ه Ộ ∞ ∂ ○٭ ۞ ە Θ Ö œ ό ه ○ ☼ 0ﻋ ﻩﻬ ο Ộ ∞ Ỡ Ộ ο О ء ه ٭ ۞
FANK Yew! It nawt beleevible hao been on voting paij mayk wun feelz teh speshul. Happitayl sumbodee akshully get my hyoomer.
Jess in cyse yter intresstid. :ttwisted:
Tehr’s no place like homepage
Tehr’s no place like homepage
Tehr’s no place like homepage
Concrete yule ancients!
Tribble, I am SO happeh and PROUD ov U!!!
Tew front pages in a week? Iz dis a record? Kwik, sumwon check teh ICHC Record Buks. Hoo iz keeping dem, nao?
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I tips mah floofy hat to u, Tribble!
Well dun!
{{{{{Tribble}}}}}
PS. U had betta buy sum lottery tikits, too!
Friends,
Last night, Hubby declared us over. My worst-case scenario came true. We both hate this, but he can’t see another way.
I so wish I could hate him, but I can’t.
{{{{rhsb}}} Me an mai hub are goin thru de sam ting. It hurtz. In mai case, Ai am da one who kant see anee odder wai. Mai thots r wid yu.
{{{{rhsb}}}} Sew sorree ur hurting.
{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}} and {{{{{{{{old lurker}}}}}}}}
Fang yu. Gotz tu goto workies nao. Lubs tu eberie one.
Watt Leosmom said!
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}} and {{{{{{{old lurker}}}}}}}
De ol’ song is rite. Breakin up is hard on U.
I’z sowy fur
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I alwais sai dat dere izn’t ennyfing so bad dat a liddle choklit can’t maek a liddle better. At leest fur a minute.
I wish I cud boddle sum tiem and gib it to u so u didn’t hab to go froo teh bery bery painful parts.
Hatin’ don’t halp. It onlee noms u alive.
Itz betterer 2 maek best ov ebery minute of teh lief.
So sorry 4 u cheezpeeps taht hurtin.
Go an hug teh kittehs.
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}
All LOLspeak aside:
Don’t try to hate him. I’m just over a year past when the guy I was with for 14 years (the ONLY guy I was ever with) bailed on me.
I still love him. I always will, but I’ve discovered in the last six months that I AM better off without him, that he did us both a favor. Not that he’s a bad guy, we just became different people with different needs.
I think that you’ll find the same in the next several months. It doesn’t make now any better to hear it, because you can’t feel it, but it happens gradually.
You’ve got my sympathies and my hugs. It’s a hard road ahead, but it’ll get better.
We love ya.
{{{{{{{{{{RHSB}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{{{OLD LURKER}}}}}}}}}
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Sorry to hear this. I’m thinking of rhsb and old lurker hoping for healing for you both.
{{{rhsb}}} {{{old lurker}}}
Hed bonkz adn ankul rubz 2 yew bof.
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Ai joyne teh odders in sending mai luv to yoo. {{{{{{rhsb}}}}}} {{{{{{{{old lurker}}}}}}}
An ebreewun iz also rite. Ai know hao much this must hurt rite nao. This haz nebber happened to bee eggsactlee, becuz ai nebber wuz married. But ai hav been thru the breaking up – an ai doo know hao much THAT hurtz. So ai am sending awl teh warm fuzzee felines ai can muster up to yoo.
Yoo just hav to get throo it. And yoo will. But moast important, ai think, iz taht yoo doon nawt withdraw. Reech out to teh peeple who luv yoo – they shud be abul to halp.
An stay heer wif us. Laffing – speshullee when yoo dont feel like it – can bee verreee healing. {{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Oh, honey, i’m sorry. This is rough. CC be with you through this—and know that you are nbot alone. We’re all praying for you. Love you lotses, honeybun.
{{{{{{{{{{Rosie}}}}}}}}}}
Kitteh Cola
Haff de calorees, all de Kyoot
Win!!!
I likes deh kyoot, ut needs to hab deh no-cal kind!
I actually lived in a FEMA trailer >_> They were much smaller than a coke box.
And moar toxic.
I’m sowy u wazn’t treated better.
Yayyyyyy! dat’s my kitteh!
Yay! jeccalee!! wut a kewt pitcher.
I duz a liddul dans uv joi fer u and yer kitteh.
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Dans-a-dans-a-dans
Twiurlee-glide, twurlee-glide
dans a liddul moar.
Can u tell us sumpfing bout ur kitteh and teh pikshure?
Congratulashuns!
Kitteh sez:”Ooooooooh Nooooooes!!! Wut ar Ai gunna duu foar howsing naow???”
Tehn afture sume reflekshun, her rembers teh rlly byg UPS delibberee baux onna bak pourch; taht wun iys ebben kourugaytid;
Her wil taike taht wun; ebbereefing bees OK naow!!!
That haz so FEMA style…
Cat carrier: You’re doing it wrong.
must reLocate… FEMA CUBB CARRiER
Livvin in Laweezyana, I has to say– I LUBS IT! FEMA is such a joke down heer. Mah fwend stayd in one fur a short tiem, n he sed you cuddent even stands in teh showers becuz it was so smal!
i in bay st louis michapipii. 3 yrs l8r peeps stil in trailerz. pittyfl. some still in tents!!!!1
gubment sux wen coms to dizastrs in own kuntry. helpz udder kuntrees bedder.
fema: fix ebbrytin my azz
hey dere! i has teh memorees o teh bay st louis- usedta drievv tween N’Oluns & Mobeel thru dere mini a time
. Hoep yr okay-
Heh, I’m in biloxi right now. Was in gulfport.
amg kittahs
nooooooooooooooooo!!!!