Dont lissen to him
Dont lissen to him Hes drunk.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I iz not drunk, iz happy!
damn…
Advice For Drunk Kittehs: Before nomming paw cuvurink mouf, add cheez.
Itz a ty — raingod & Dan, u bof b kwik on deh keeboard.
Com gratz sillee ay shunz!!
Fower beink nawt sekkund, raingod gets drinkses and danses. For being nawt sekkund, but uzing da F word, Dan onli gets drinkses and danses.
??? He olny sed dam, it nawt sturt wiff F… huh, oh…..dat F werd. Sry, nebermynd
I duz a liddul dans 4 deh bof uv dem.
.
Well, I’ve rambled arownd *staggers 2 deh left.*
Dis dirddee ole town *staggers 2 deh rite.*
Singing fer nikkles adn dimez. *staggers 2 deh left.*
Times gettin’ ruff. *Getz turned rownd bakkerdz.*
I can’t get enuff *staggers 2 deh left.*
Tew bai mii a boddul uv wine. *staggers 2 deh rite.*
Boddul uv wine, *staggers furvver 2 deh rite.*
Fruut uv deh vine *staggers 2 deh left.*
Wen u gonna let mii get sober, *sitz down.*
Leev mii aloan, let mii go home *lukz rownd at evverbuddee.*
Let mii go home adn start ober. *Getz up and staggerz off.*
Is Kingston Trio? I likes:
He’s ridin arownd unner de streets uv Bawstun
De man, ♫ hu nebber returnt
(pour owld Charlee)
Half comment wunce mohr! Mai nawtatawl dekstruss fingrs must be hitting sum keys I am nawt awaer uv. *sigh*
Unforchunatlee, dis sawng duz nawt fit wit de pic. Mebbee shud sing uvver drinkin sawngs?
I gawts frenz in low playses
Ten fiit tawl adn bullet pruf
Oh, I noes!
Ry wiski, ry wiski, ry wiski, I cri
If I caynt has ry wiski I noes I weeel di!
Heer be teh ry wiski. I bringed it frum teh kentuckie-land!
Aihm here id teh kentuckie-land, Maryland Belle . . . has u been here rezently?
LOLz! grate kurryogruffy, cweenmj!
Uh, oh.
Teho hath been summoned.
“she hid the cheezburgers in the basement, I tell you !!! don’t leave me here !!!”
Hey Stend.
Check your Utube mailbox.
Affter bein’ nawt seckond, neewon iz drnuk!
das wun uglee kitty.
and um…. first?
no kittehs is uglee - eberyone is lubbed bai somebuddy.
Da F Wurd! Nooooooooooooooooo!
Wot? Maybe needz 2 remove uglee glassez. kittah is keeuuut!
Hi, Dan! Concatulashuns n welcumm….u muzbe noo or u’d no u NEBBER saez u be fursz here…u be nawt-secund ur fardest frum lazzt.
Nawt seckond, nawt teh f wurd. An’ all kittehs iz beeutiful!
Yes, jus like awl baybeez is . . . beeutiful.
Iz tradition!
**moosical interlude from teh local dairy association -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdfX7ut8gw
**
Ahhh…. A Kitteh On Teh Woof
Dees kittehs teh most kyute! Luk at teh lil tuffs at teh topp uv teh eers!
U bettar lissn to ur mum…
yup, mum’s teh werd…
ahahahahahaaha kewt!!!!!!11!!!!!!
Whats too drink for my not second ever not second?
U can haz lotsa nawn-alk… nawn-alcho… meny drinks dat nawt maik u drunkens. Oar becuz teh bebbeh kittehs doan need dems, mebbeh u can has a few drinks dat have teh drunkens! Jus doan tell teh kittehs.
N u can haz eny danse u wants!
Concatulashuns on yer faine accomplishmen
Awww! I hadz mai nawt seckkond nawt seckkond teh over dai! welcum tew teh club!
Mebbe I just has cawffee to sober the kitteh up-hez got teh car keys…
*adds a touch or elebenty ov vodka tu coffee, tu stawp it burnink yur mouf from beink hot*
But naw itz gunna burn teh troat!!!
If I add sum irish creem sherri, that shud cushen the throat.
Lemme call sumone tu driev u home. Never mind teh blu adn red strob lightz, tehy iz reely saef drivers.
Teh dor handls ar missing frum teh bak seets fur ur prowtectshun.
Are dey yung plicewimin? An’ will dey drive me to da NB?
Iff u talk to tehm wrong tehy sertanly will. Gud luck (?)
plez tew be nicey-nice tew teh coppers. Do nawt want tew get lokked up!
teh keis? oh noes! trai sum nuts- they halps with haangovrz
Wat else cuud yu hab tu help wiv a hangober?
Alka zeltza
Bottled wata
Cheez
Donuts
E…
Extra sleep
Fronch Frys
Ginger Ayl
Hare ob dawg
I…
icee wuder
juuce
kruncy ceerel
lots ov sleepz
m…
Moar icey wadder
Not drunk in teh nawt-sekind playce
Outdoorz ayre
Pyne cented candulz
Quikklee run arownd
R…
reely fick curtinz, fore tew bloak teh sun
silenze, until teh heed hurtz goez awai
tee
u tew leeve meh alone
vitamins, tew absorpt teh alchehol
w…
Witez uf eggs, whippity by deh skwirrels
Xtreem amounds uf watur
Zipitty Zapity tiem masheen to pre-vent da drinkin 2 mush
Tah dah!!!!
Crown-grits-ulashuns!
Ai haz a sad.
Ai am on list probashun. Ai borked teh last won and as community service, must only lol other’z fun fur at leest tew listez.
Pleez tew list gud wons!
Whadevver he sez ai did - dohn beleev him! Naud troo ad awl!
Hi sed yu wun a bet and had wun all ob hiz cheezburgers. Sew, hi gets tu kiip them instead?
nuuuu! nawt mai cheezburgerz
wel ai iz drunk. an ai nawt dun anyfing nope nope nope. neber.
(ai haz had tree margureetas. yum)
wut kinda tree?
teh takila tree wif limes betr noan as teh cacktus.
putz teh lim in teh coconut?
An den u’ll feel betr.
call meh in teh mournin’
A margureega tree. Whiskas mustv planted a margureega an’ it sprowted.
ifn ai plant a munnies wil tehy sprout into a munnie tree??
IDK, gib dem tew me anawl plantim 4 u 2 c …
I can has tree margureetaz, pleeze? I’ll take 2 palm and 1 pine on teh rockz. kthxbai