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Dont lissen to him


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Dont lissen to him Hes drunk.

i nawt drunk. i jus happee.

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  1. raingod says:

    I iz not drunk, iz happy!

    • Dan says:

      damn…

    • jd says:

      Advice For Drunk Kittehs: Before nomming paw cuvurink mouf, add cheez.

    • cweenmj says:

      Itz a ty — raingod & Dan, u bof b kwik on deh keeboard.
      Com gratz sillee ay shunz!!

      • jd says:

        Fower beink nawt sekkund, raingod gets drinkses and danses. For being nawt sekkund, but uzing da F word, Dan onli gets drinkses and danses.

        • fikshunkitteh says:

          ??? He olny sed dam, it nawt sturt wiff F… huh, oh…..dat F werd. Sry, nebermynd :oops:

        • cweenmj says:

          I duz a liddul dans 4 deh bof uv dem.
          .
          Well, I’ve rambled arownd *staggers 2 deh left.*
          Dis dirddee ole town *staggers 2 deh rite.*
          Singing fer nikkles adn dimez. *staggers 2 deh left.*
          Times gettin’ ruff. *Getz turned rownd bakkerdz.*
          I can’t get enuff *staggers 2 deh left.*
          Tew bai mii a boddul uv wine. *staggers 2 deh rite.*
          Boddul uv wine, *staggers furvver 2 deh rite.*
          Fruut uv deh vine *staggers 2 deh left.*
          Wen u gonna let mii get sober, *sitz down.*
          Leev mii aloan, let mii go home *lukz rownd at evverbuddee.*
          Let mii go home adn start ober. *Getz up and staggerz off.*

          • MelONyx says:

            Is Kingston Trio? I likes:
            He’s ridin arownd unner de streets uv Bawstun
            De man, ♫ hu nebber returnt
            (pour owld Charlee)

            • MelONyx says:

              Half comment wunce mohr! Mai nawtatawl dekstruss fingrs must be hitting sum keys I am nawt awaer uv. *sigh*
              Unforchunatlee, dis sawng duz nawt fit wit de pic. Mebbee shud sing uvver drinkin sawngs?
              I gawts frenz in low playses
              Ten fiit tawl adn bullet pruf
              Oh, I noes!
              Ry wiski, ry wiski, ry wiski, I cri
              If I caynt has ry wiski I noes I weeel di!

          • moe says:

            LOLz! grate kurryogruffy, cweenmj!

        • Uh, oh.

          Teho hath been summoned.

    • s.t.e.n.d. says:

      “she hid the cheezburgers in the basement, I tell you !!! don’t leave me here !!!”

    • maryland belle says:

      Affter bein’ nawt seckond, neewon iz drnuk!

  2. Dan says:

    das wun uglee kitty.
    and um…. first?

  3. frankie says:

    U bettar lissn to ur mum…

  4. kitteh kitteh says:

    ahahahahahaaha kewt!!!!!!11!!!!!!

  5. raingod says:

    Whats too drink for my not second ever not second?

    • AliCat says:

      U can haz lotsa nawn-alk… nawn-alcho… meny drinks dat nawt maik u drunkens. Oar becuz teh bebbeh kittehs doan need dems, mebbeh u can has a few drinks dat have teh drunkens! Jus doan tell teh kittehs.

      N u can haz eny danse u wants!

    • JAJEH says:

      Concatulashuns on yer faine accomplishmen

    • maryland belle says:

      Awww! I hadz mai nawt seckkond nawt seckkond teh over dai! welcum tew teh club!

  6. raingod says:

    Mebbe I just has cawffee to sober the kitteh up-hez got teh car keys…

  7. JAJEH says:

    Whadevver he sez ai did – dohn beleev him! Naud troo ad awl!

  8. MelONyx says:

    :shock: Ooooooo. U musta dun sumfin reellee baaaad. Tellin ur momcat ur brudder iz drunk unnerayj will nawt werk. Detektib skills, she haz dem. Dooood. Mai simpaffees. U r so-o-o-o ded.

  9. D.R. says:

    Double kyoot alert. This iz not a test. I repeet: dis not a test. Two kittehs in confluence is beleebed to cause extreem–

    KABOOM

  10. Shover Kitteh says:

    Do not trust de Pusher Kitteh! He be malfun.. malfun… not rite in hed.
    We r hear too perteckt u frum da terribul sekret uf space.

  11. loose lips sink kittens!

  12. octochan says:

    iff u skreem, dey’re gonna fynd us!

  13. kafleen says:

    Sumboddee prollee alreddy posted dis Saturday, butt I will ennywai.

    Boris teh miracle cat:

    (awwwwwww)
    http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=81c72d49-510c-4755-90d6-fead3ae6a253

    • jd says:

      Cool. Howeber, Iym pikshuring wat’s gowing thru the kitteh’s mynd: “Grate! A browken bak an’ now dey’re putting me in water! Wat next?” Thinking happi thots and telekinesing catnip to Boris in the hope that “what’s next” is superbly wonderful for him.

  14. c'est moi says:

    let teh kitteh speeek!

    • poohbear3931 says:

      Jings! Ah belung ta Glasgae
      Deer ol Glasgae toun
      Butt tehere’s sumfing teh madder wiv Glasgae tonicht
      Cos itz goioing rund an rund…

  15. c'est moi says:

    dis iz uh beeg kuntree, and dats teh furrst umundmunt

  16. rose says:

    jimmy cagney kitteh beh smooshin’ graypfrut in mae clark kitteh’s fayce.

  17. Michelle says:

    r tehy recks? twirly kotes!

  18. Trinity.F says:

    Ops! cover your mouth.. you ain’t getting toothbrush.. hehehe… cute picture.. – http://www.anyinput.com

  19. cheshirekittehkat says:

    !!Oooooooooooh Nooooooooes!!!

    Doan tel Mommeh Kitteh ware weez bin, oar sheez nebber gunna lettuce goes aowt agen!!!

    Heer her cums naow;

    “O Hai, Mommeh!! Weez bin verree verree guud, yesh, weez haz!!!

    Wye duz Ai hav mai paw oaver Toonces’ mouf? Wel, hims keaps sneezyng!!!!
    Weez doan wunt hims tuu bees spreddyng teh gurms!!!”

  20. hunter says:

    omgz waz made himz drunks?

  21. Cheezburgergal says:

    doze kittehs look UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYZZ


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