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Dont lissen to him Hes drunk.
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Cheezburger Network Blog
I iz not drunk, iz happy!
damn…
Advice For Drunk Kittehs: Before nomming paw cuvurink mouf, add cheez.
Itz a ty — raingod & Dan, u bof b kwik on deh keeboard.
Com gratz sillee ay shunz!!
Fower beink nawt sekkund, raingod gets drinkses and danses. For being nawt sekkund, but uzing da F word, Dan onli gets drinkses and danses.
??? He olny sed dam, it nawt sturt wiff F… huh, oh…..dat F werd. Sry, nebermynd
I duz a liddul dans 4 deh bof uv dem.
.
Well, I’ve rambled arownd *staggers 2 deh left.*
Dis dirddee ole town *staggers 2 deh rite.*
Singing fer nikkles adn dimez. *staggers 2 deh left.*
Times gettin’ ruff. *Getz turned rownd bakkerdz.*
I can’t get enuff *staggers 2 deh left.*
Tew bai mii a boddul uv wine. *staggers 2 deh rite.*
Boddul uv wine, *staggers furvver 2 deh rite.*
Fruut uv deh vine *staggers 2 deh left.*
Wen u gonna let mii get sober, *sitz down.*
Leev mii aloan, let mii go home *lukz rownd at evverbuddee.*
Let mii go home adn start ober. *Getz up and staggerz off.*
Is Kingston Trio? I likes:
He’s ridin arownd unner de streets uv Bawstun
De man, ♫ hu nebber returnt
(pour owld Charlee)
Half comment wunce mohr! Mai nawtatawl dekstruss fingrs must be hitting sum keys I am nawt awaer uv. *sigh*
Unforchunatlee, dis sawng duz nawt fit wit de pic. Mebbee shud sing uvver drinkin sawngs?
I gawts frenz in low playses
Ten fiit tawl adn bullet pruf
Oh, I noes!
Ry wiski, ry wiski, ry wiski, I cri
If I caynt has ry wiski I noes I weeel di!
Heer be teh ry wiski. I bringed it frum teh kentuckie-land!
Aihm here id teh kentuckie-land, Maryland Belle . . . has u been here rezently?
LOLz! grate kurryogruffy, cweenmj!
Uh, oh.
Teho hath been summoned.
“she hid the cheezburgers in the basement, I tell you !!! don’t leave me here !!!”
Hey Stend.
Check your Utube mailbox.
Affter bein’ nawt seckond, neewon iz drnuk!
das wun uglee kitty.
and um…. first?
no kittehs is uglee – eberyone is lubbed bai somebuddy.
Da F Wurd! Nooooooooooooooooo!
Wot? Maybe needz 2 remove uglee glassez. kittah is keeuuut!
Hi, Dan! Concatulashuns n welcumm….u muzbe noo or u’d no u NEBBER saez u be fursz here…u be nawt-secund ur fardest frum lazzt.
Nawt seckond, nawt teh f wurd. An’ all kittehs iz beeutiful!
Yes, jus like awl baybeez is . . . beeutiful.
Iz tradition!
**moosical interlude from teh local dairy association –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdfX7ut8gw
**
Ahhh…. A Kitteh On Teh Woof
Dees kittehs teh most kyute! Luk at teh lil tuffs at teh topp uv teh eers!
U bettar lissn to ur mum…
yup, mum’s teh werd…
ahahahahahaaha kewt!!!!!!11!!!!!!
Whats too drink for my not second ever not second?
U can haz lotsa nawn-alk… nawn-alcho… meny drinks dat nawt maik u drunkens. Oar becuz teh bebbeh kittehs doan need dems, mebbeh u can has a few drinks dat have teh drunkens! Jus doan tell teh kittehs.
N u can haz eny danse u wants!
Concatulashuns on yer faine accomplishmen
Awww! I hadz mai nawt seckkond nawt seckkond teh over dai! welcum tew teh club!
Mebbe I just has cawffee to sober the kitteh up-hez got teh car keys…
*adds a touch or elebenty ov vodka tu coffee, tu stawp it burnink yur mouf from beink hot*
But naw itz gunna burn teh troat!!!
If I add sum irish creem sherri, that shud cushen the throat.
Lemme call sumone tu driev u home. Never mind teh blu adn red strob lightz, tehy iz reely saef drivers.
Teh dor handls ar missing frum teh bak seets fur ur prowtectshun.
Are dey yung plicewimin? An’ will dey drive me to da NB?
Iff u talk to tehm wrong tehy sertanly will. Gud luck (?)
plez tew be nicey-nice tew teh coppers. Do nawt want tew get lokked up!
teh keis? oh noes! trai sum nuts- they halps with haangovrz
Wat else cuud yu hab tu help wiv a hangober?
Alka zeltza
Bottled wata
Cheez
Donuts
E…
Extra sleep
Fronch Frys
Ginger Ayl
Hare ob dawg
I…
icee wuder
juuce
kruncy ceerel
lots ov sleepz
m…
Moar icey wadder
Not drunk in teh nawt-sekind playce
Outdoorz ayre
Pyne cented candulz
Quikklee run arownd
R…
reely fick curtinz, fore tew bloak teh sun
silenze, until teh heed hurtz goez awai
tee
u tew leeve meh alone
vitamins, tew absorpt teh alchehol
w…
Witez uf eggs, whippity by deh skwirrels
Xtreem amounds uf watur
Zipitty Zapity tiem masheen to pre-vent da drinkin 2 mush
Tah dah!!!!
Crown-grits-ulashuns!
Ai haz a sad.
Ai am on list probashun. Ai borked teh last won and as community service, must only lol other’z fun fur at leest tew listez.
Pleez tew list gud wons!
Whadevver he sez ai did – dohn beleev him! Naud troo ad awl!
Hi sed yu wun a bet and had wun all ob hiz cheezburgers. Sew, hi gets tu kiip them instead?
nuuuu! nawt mai cheezburgerz
wel ai iz drunk. an ai nawt dun anyfing nope nope nope. neber.
(ai haz had tree margureetas. yum)
wut kinda tree?
teh takila tree wif limes betr noan as teh cacktus.
putz teh lim in teh coconut?
An den u’ll feel betr.
call meh in teh mournin’
A margureega tree. Whiskas mustv planted a margureega an’ it sprowted.
ifn ai plant a munnies wil tehy sprout into a munnie tree??
IDK, gib dem tew me anawl plantim 4 u 2 c …
I can has tree margureetaz, pleeze? I’ll take 2 palm and 1 pine on teh rockz. kthxbai
*whisk* *skweeze* *crush* *crush* *crush*
teh palm is teh cocanut, soz-too pinacolada flavr, an teh pine is teh gin, so too martoonie flavr margureetas comin up!
Yuuummmm. burp. ooh…funniez…kittahs all look bwlurry naow
Heers a tyoon tew wile awai teh thyme until yur vizion improovs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju44Kn6OaC4&feature=related
Double kyoot alert. This iz not a test. I repeet: dis not a test. Two kittehs in confluence is beleebed to cause extreem–
KABOOM
Niba! In da feeld of kitteh kootness, hab such kittehs biin so koot tu so mani,
ohai dr. Did yew splort?
Yesh, I dids. Plz to send halp. Kthx.
**neererrrneereetoottoottootwheeeeaaaawheeeeaaarrugaarruga**
Okais. Naw I luks fur teh bwains. OHNO! Wherz be teh bwains?!
*finds da braynz. Well, sum braynz, anywais. I tink most of dem are DR’s, but there mite be uvvers in dere as well. Gavvers ‘em awl up and scoops dem into DR’s hedd. Eeep! Overflowing. Thawt there woz too mani. Aww well, I’ll uze lego bloks tew bild da sides of da hedd higher. Now, stick da top bak on. Duckytape, lotalotsa duckytape, sew noone seez da lego bloks. Patpatpatpat. Layz yew inna cheezfrend splort recuvery bed, an’ givs yew lotsa hot chokkolat. Oh, almost forgot. Stiks a CHRG on yur hedd. Its extra large CHRG, owing tu extra braynz and extra ducky taype and all. Dere. Dat’s betta?
Very better, dank u.
Whoz got teh keys to teh cyoot crash cart? Last ai saw, vampire kitteh still had tehm.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
Taek teh keis awai frum krazy vampyre kitteh!
Do not trust de Pusher Kitteh! He be malfun.. malfun… not rite in hed.
We r hear too perteckt u frum da terribul sekret uf space.
I am the Shove Robot. He is with Grandma at the foot of the stairs.
loose lips sink kittens!
luse lips mite sink ships, but luse gusese taek trips!
iff u skreem, dey’re gonna fynd us!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1400388
Sumboddee prollee alreddy posted dis Saturday, butt I will ennywai.
Boris teh miracle cat:
(awwwwwww)
http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=81c72d49-510c-4755-90d6-fead3ae6a253
Cool. Howeber, Iym pikshuring wat’s gowing thru the kitteh’s mynd: “Grate! A browken bak an’ now dey’re putting me in water! Wat next?” Thinking happi thots and telekinesing catnip to Boris in the hope that “what’s next” is superbly wonderful for him.
let teh kitteh speeek!
Jings! Ah belung ta Glasgae
Deer ol Glasgae toun
Butt tehere’s sumfing teh madder wiv Glasgae tonicht
Cos itz goioing rund an rund…
dis iz uh beeg kuntree, and dats teh furrst umundmunt
jimmy cagney kitteh beh smooshin’ graypfrut in mae clark kitteh’s fayce.
r tehy recks? twirly kotes!
Ops! cover your mouth.. you ain’t getting toothbrush.. hehehe… cute picture.. – http://www.anyinput.com
!!Oooooooooooh Nooooooooes!!!
Doan tel Mommeh Kitteh ware weez bin, oar sheez nebber gunna lettuce goes aowt agen!!!
Heer her cums naow;
“O Hai, Mommeh!! Weez bin verree verree guud, yesh, weez haz!!!
Wye duz Ai hav mai paw oaver Toonces’ mouf? Wel, hims keaps sneezyng!!!!
Weez doan wunt hims tuu bees spreddyng teh gurms!!!”
omgz waz made himz drunks?
too much nip
doze kittehs look UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYZZ