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Dont lissen to him

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Dont lissen to him Hes drunk.

i nawt drunk. i jus happee.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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raingod

I iz not drunk, iz happy!

 
jd

Advice For Drunk Kittehs: Before nomming paw cuvurink mouf, add cheez.

 
cweenmj

Itz a ty — raingod & Dan, u bof b kwik on deh keeboard.
Com gratz sillee ay shunz!!

jd

Fower beink nawt sekkund, raingod gets drinkses and danses. For being nawt sekkund, but uzing da F word, Dan onli gets drinkses and danses.

fikshunkitteh

??? He olny sed dam, it nawt sturt wiff F… huh, oh…..dat F werd. Sry, nebermynd :oops:

 
cweenmj

I duz a liddul dans 4 deh bof uv dem.
.
Well, I’ve rambled arownd *staggers 2 deh left.*
Dis dirddee ole town *staggers 2 deh rite.*
Singing fer nikkles adn dimez. *staggers 2 deh left.*
Times gettin’ ruff. *Getz turned rownd bakkerdz.*
I can’t get enuff *staggers 2 deh left.*
Tew bai mii a boddul uv wine. *staggers 2 deh rite.*
Boddul uv wine, *staggers furvver 2 deh rite.*
Fruut uv deh vine *staggers 2 deh left.*
Wen u gonna let mii get sober, *sitz down.*
Leev mii aloan, let mii go home *lukz rownd at evverbuddee.*
Let mii go home adn start ober. *Getz up and staggerz off.*

MelONyx

Is Kingston Trio? I likes:
He’s ridin arownd unner de streets uv Bawstun
De man, ♫ hu nebber returnt
(pour owld Charlee)

MelONyx

Half comment wunce mohr! Mai nawtatawl dekstruss fingrs must be hitting sum keys I am nawt awaer uv. *sigh*
Unforchunatlee, dis sawng duz nawt fit wit de pic. Mebbee shud sing uvver drinkin sawngs?
I gawts frenz in low playses
Ten fiit tawl adn bullet pruf
Oh, I noes!
Ry wiski, ry wiski, ry wiski, I cri
If I caynt has ry wiski I noes I weeel di!

maryland belle

Heer be teh ry wiski. I bringed it frum teh kentuckie-land!

madamz

Aihm here id teh kentuckie-land, Maryland Belle . . . has u been here rezently?

 
 
 
 
moe

LOLz! grate kurryogruffy, cweenmj!

 
 
 
 
 
s.t.e.n.d.

“she hid the cheezburgers in the basement, I tell you !!! don’t leave me here !!!”

 
 
maryland belle

Affter bein’ nawt seckond, neewon iz drnuk!

 
 
Dan

das wun uglee kitty.
and um…. first?

leosmom

no kittehs is uglee - eberyone is lubbed bai somebuddy.

 
jd

Da F Wurd! Nooooooooooooooooo!

 
GCHLoki

Wot? Maybe needz 2 remove uglee glassez. kittah is keeuuut!

 
JAJEH

Hi, Dan! Concatulashuns n welcumm….u muzbe noo or u’d no u NEBBER saez u be fursz here…u be nawt-secund ur fardest frum lazzt.

 
maryland belle

Nawt seckond, nawt teh f wurd. An’ all kittehs iz beeutiful!

BGee

Yes, jus like awl baybeez is . . . beeutiful.
Iz tradition!
**moosical interlude from teh local dairy association -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdfX7ut8gw
**

jd

Ahhh…. A Kitteh On Teh Woof

 
 
 
Puddinheadsmom

Dees kittehs teh most kyute! Luk at teh lil tuffs at teh topp uv teh eers!

 
 
frankie

U bettar lissn to ur mum…

kitkay

yup, mum’s teh werd…

 
 
kitteh kitteh

ahahahahahaaha kewt!!!!!!11!!!!!!

 
raingod

Whats too drink for my not second ever not second?

AliCat

U can haz lotsa nawn-alk… nawn-alcho… meny drinks dat nawt maik u drunkens. Oar becuz teh bebbeh kittehs doan need dems, mebbeh u can has a few drinks dat have teh drunkens! Jus doan tell teh kittehs.

N u can haz eny danse u wants!

 
JAJEH

Concatulashuns on yer faine accomplishmen

 
maryland belle

Awww! I hadz mai nawt seckkond nawt seckkond teh over dai! welcum tew teh club!

 
 
raingod

Mebbe I just has cawffee to sober the kitteh up-hez got teh car keys…

jd

*adds a touch or elebenty ov vodka tu coffee, tu stawp it burnink yur mouf from beink hot*

maryland belle

But naw itz gunna burn teh troat!!!

jd

If I add sum irish creem sherri, that shud cushen the throat.

BGee

Lemme call sumone tu driev u home. Never mind teh blu adn red strob lightz, tehy iz reely saef drivers.
Teh dor handls ar missing frum teh bak seets fur ur prowtectshun.

jd

Are dey yung plicewimin? An’ will dey drive me to da NB?

BGee

Iff u talk to tehm wrong tehy sertanly will. Gud luck (?)

maryland belle

plez tew be nicey-nice tew teh coppers. Do nawt want tew get lokked up!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
otaku

teh keis? oh noes! trai sum nuts- they halps with haangovrz

jd

Wat else cuud yu hab tu help wiv a hangober?

Alka zeltza
Bottled wata
Cheez
Donuts
E…

fikshunkitteh

Extra sleep
Fronch Frys
Ginger Ayl
Hare ob dawg
I…

maryland belle

icee wuder
juuce
kruncy ceerel
lots ov sleepz
m…

zauberflote

Moar icey wadder

Not drunk in teh nawt-sekind playce

Outdoorz ayre

Pyne cented candulz

Quikklee run arownd

R…

maryland belle

reely fick curtinz, fore tew bloak teh sun
silenze, until teh heed hurtz goez awai
tee
u tew leeve meh alone
vitamins, tew absorpt teh alchehol
w…

MomCatAnna

Witez uf eggs, whippity by deh skwirrels
Xtreem amounds uf watur
Zipitty Zapity tiem masheen to pre-vent da drinkin 2 mush

Tah dah!!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
BGee

Ai haz a sad.
Ai am on list probashun. Ai borked teh last won and as community service, must only lol other’z fun fur at leest tew listez.
Pleez tew list gud wons!
:lol:

 
 
 
JAJEH

Whadevver he sez ai did - dohn beleev him! Naud troo ad awl!

jd

Hi sed yu wun a bet and had wun all ob hiz cheezburgers. Sew, hi gets tu kiip them instead?

maryland belle

nuuuu! nawt mai cheezburgerz

 
 
 
MelONyx

:shock: Ooooooo. U musta dun sumfin reellee baaaad. Tellin ur momcat ur brudder iz drunk unnerayj will nawt werk. Detektib skills, she haz dem. Dooood. Mai simpaffees. U r so-o-o-o ded.

whiskers

wel ai iz drunk. an ai nawt dun anyfing nope nope nope. neber.

whiskers

(ai haz had tree margureetas. yum)

maryland belle

wut kinda tree?

whiskers

teh takila tree wif limes betr noan as teh cacktus.

maryland belle

putz teh lim in teh coconut?

BGee

An den u’ll feel betr.

maryland belle

call meh in teh mournin’

 
 
 
 
jd

A margureega tree. Whiskas mustv planted a margureega an’ it sprowted.

whiskers

ifn ai plant a munnies wil tehy sprout into a munnie tree??

fikshunkitteh

IDK, gib dem tew me anawl plantim 4 u 2 c …

 
 
 
 
GCHLoki

I can has tree margureetaz, pleeze? I’ll take 2 palm and 1 pine on teh rockz. kthxbai