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Role reversul – ur doin it rite
Congratulations, annipuss on taupe spawt!
Thx Harry, joyn me an lil’un fur drinkses an danses? Ai fansi sum cawfee wiv “sumfing” in it as it’s Caturdai!
I’ll have sum cawfee, but I’ll pass on the danses tooday – I’m approaching catnap mode rapidly.
Conga Ratz to YOO annipuss!
Ai’ve been gone fur a fyoo days to St. Louis, so ai don’t know if cSmall haz finished teh noo costyooms fur the Conga Ratz oar nawt! But they ar awl dansing for yoo vereee prittilee. There ar 12 ov tehm, laik teh 12 Dancing Princesses.
So – ai give yoo a storee fur az a NS Prezent!! Fur a fine Caturday!
http://www.literaturepage.com/read/grimms-fairy-tales-30.html
Ai’m a liddle layte – but ai wud laik to hav sum cawfee wif yoo!!
Hav yoo been to teh Ty Boo Teek? Harry cud go layter! If he’s nawt heer nao – an he DOD say he wuz going bak to bed.
O Hai JKH4K glad u haz a gud bisit. Welcum bakk!
Ai jus haz lunch – a nommee salid wiv hamm an exx!
Tanks for teh new “favoritz”.
Ai jus red “Teh maus, teh bird and teh sawsaej” adn evrybuddy died mos hideouslee. Aim hoeping nun ob tehse hav been Bowdlerized!
Ai dont thing these ar TOO bowdlerized. Tehy do say – so the king had his hed cut off, and several other of those who followed!”
Nawt fur teh faynt of hart!
liek irony
Very liek.
Mus bee teener-aged birdeh.
I tot I taw a puddytat! I did! I did!
Teehee annipuss! I trieded and gotted a tie wif you. My furvest frum last nawt sekkund…kinda.
Oops! Is a braid!
Yup, I’m a-braid sew! Congrats to yu to, lil’un! Annipuss is a tuff commentilolator to beat!
Dis tiem wun iz eezee fur us in TTI `coz awl teh `Mericans iz asleep!
I’m a western Canadian with insomnia – it’s 4 am here, and I still can’t sleep. I’ll soon have to get up. Of course, it might help if I got off the innertube…
Hope u soon getz 2 sleep – Ai noe wot its liek not sleepin.
Nite nite!
If theyz nawt aseep, they shulds be! Whas TTI?
Teeny Tiny (E)Ingland
oh. I see nao. cheers!
iz u plut’in ganzt merika?????!???? ai’ll kall pezident!! iz bush so he’ll prailly juz pronounse wurdz rong, but u’ll notz git me!!!!!!!! ~+~+~+runz to cellar~+~+~+
oooooppppssssssss mine showed up twice sorrys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ware iz u, lil’un? Ai iz in Lunnon – bowt 6 miles frum teh centre.
I in Australia, West sideded in Perth. I has nu idee whar Lunnnonnnn is tho.
O hai, lil’un! An Gud Morning – fur mee! Ai’m in West sideded Misheegun! Taht’s “Michigan.” An Annipuss lives in London!!
It taekz a wile – but yoo’ll soon know where ebreewun iz frum.
Rilly? Ai’s been heer ayjes an ai baerly kno wher Ai is form!
LOL!! GudAFTERNOON deer Ambercat! AI red sumthing urlier today – a link – ai think – where yoo tawked about being neer the Magic Swindon Roundabout!! I think it was on 12 Feb – and Tidmum was brandnoo! So funnee!
(whispurrs to Ambercat – ai dont reelee remembur – but ai DOO rite it down – ususallee wehn peeple say where they ar frum – so ai can luk it up!!)
We SOOOOOO needs a cheezmap!
YES! Yes, wee reelee reelee do! But hao???? Write to teh Cheezes? Cud they doo it?
Ai fink it wud b difik..diffy.. hard. It wud need ebrywun 2 giv dere permishun an in TTI dere iz lawz abowt keepin rekord uv peeplz detaylz – dunno bowt uvver plaesis.
Tehr shud bee an anser 2 dat, but Ai fink Ai’d better nawt sai!
Ses teh wun in Lewis Ham!
*snerk*
Ummmmm . . .guise? Pleez remember hoo iz heer! LOL!! So . . .waht a “Lewis Ham?”
taht warrents a “snerk.” And a
frum bee just becuz it sounds funnee!!
I’m moving over to Safari! Teh dredded “rap-around” wif Firefox iz maeking mee luk eben sillier tahn ai akshullee am!!!
Ai’ll haz u noe Ai Libs in Lee (otay, it’z in teh London Borough uv Lewisham)
Ai yuse to do it tother wai rownd – sed Ai libbed in Green Witch wen Ai libbed in Wool Witch. Well, Ai paid mai Cownsil Tacks to Grennidge!
Snob!
Annipuss is in teh Soufeest ob Lunnon, teh neerest toun is cawled Lewis Ham. Ai wunse werkd for Farder Krissmuss tehre, an orften sor a woshd-up actor sing his gratest hit an sell tayps ob it owt ob a sootcayse.
10-Qs!!1
Mebbe teh burd will feedz me sum werms.
He luks lyke he lives in a seedy nayborhood..
Yoo rite. He is probly cheep.
he hangz wif a gang. u noes wut thay sais…..burds uv a feavver…..
omgz. in soviet russia?
FTW!!!!! 11 !!!!1!
i knoes y teh cajed, er…..x-cajed berd singz.
Yay Maia Anjeloo!
I haz naybor burds (in cayge) sqwaking undr mai windo day and nite. Will pai kitteh menny monies to maek them STOP.
PLZ! I iz desprite woomin.
xoxo
J. Bo
Bird–” If I hear “pretty bird” just one more time, the cat gets it. And NO I don’t want a friggin cracker, bring me a cheezburger!”
Win
Sad bird always on owtside lookin’ in.
lol pwn
Small, trapped, innocent pussy
Liddill ornjj Kitteh
wundurrz wut wentz rawng wiff herz
moast deevee~uss plan?
An invitayshun 2
luntch shoodz beez akksepptd wiff
grayshuss upplawm
Prittee burd iz no
dummee. Liddill ornjj Kitteh
needz rume wiff a veew
Jack.
O hai, Jack! Ai wuz gone fur awnlee 3 1/2 daiz – an still ai missed yoo!!
Jack@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!
omg jack, sew funnie as yewsual! ai kans jist see teh liddle kitteh wheelz turning…” um..i meant tew dew this, but sumhaow it terned owt rong.”
happy caterday, all!
irony great pic!!
Alas…itz alweez greenur on teh ovver syde….
EPIK FAYL
Hmmm? Kitteh is such a pail ornj, ai bet he’z just medicinal, nawt poisn.
Ai did not noe Medikal prowfeshunals still maed howse calls.
[sings] “I’m just a kitteh in a gilted kage…” [/sings]
ah weel, dere’s a reason they call it CATerwauling…
Burdie: “Yuu bees iyn mai klutches naow!!!”
Kitteh: “Wye dids yuu luure me iyn heer wen teh doar wuz oapen??”
Burdie: “Poetik justiss, Ai haz iyt!”
Kitteh: “Soe wen ar yuu gunna leeve me aowt??”
Burdie: “Wel, innabowt 2 minnits, becuz iyts awlmoast tiem foar luhnch;
Butt afture Ai oapen teh doar, Ai’m gunna goe hidez rlly fass,
becuz Ai doan wunna bees awn yuur luhnch menuu!!!)
too funny!
Sush a pity full xpreshun on teh kitteh’s face! Ah wud let himz owt meejitlee, but nawt 2 be puutin teh berd n. CC didz nawt gib tehm teh wingz 2 be puut n a kaj, but 2 fly. kajes bee teh PLEH.
Boid: Nao clime up de ladder an ring de bell, kitteh…
teh kitteh gotted stuk in teh kayj foar time-owt, adn hiz birdy frend iz tryin tew halp him sneek owt.
enny1 notiss same burdeh n kitteh in slaind draggon piktur? click linq n cee.
Yur dayz iz numburd, burrd.
heer’z teh burfday fairy wishing a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz and eben teh trolz hoo haz tehmz burfdays today! sorry a bit laet, hadda go to teh stor to by mor konfettiz an ingrid — ingurds — stuffs to maek burfday caeks wif. hab a graet day an sellybrate!1!!
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Look out cats we birds are going to turn the tables on you and put you all in cages and we birds will rule the world SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
ALL RIGHT TIMES UP… LETS DO THIS… LEROY JENNNKINSSS