go furthz muh minion return wif cheezburger
but maek sur cheezburger iz cooked well.
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The Chafing! The Chafing!
Oar 2 oar free
congarats on tawp splort! i mean spawt.
wud yoo liek mai minyuns too bring yoo a drinkee?
Thx, Ai’v jus got tiem fur a cawfee b4 Ai go out fur sum eksersize.
hao abowt sum jedi jooses cuz dey r droydikas!
Jedi, yes!
cLones!
MAH BOI
Oar sum toast & Jam!
Hai Annipuss! Whrere ar awl teh TTIerz awn this lufflee Someday!??? Ai saw Ambercat down there – but – she wuz rite! It is kwiet. Verree kwiet. . .
SO! Ai will be REELEE REELEE REELEE LOUD!!!! an maybee wake ebreewun up!1
MENEE DANSING CONGA RATZ TO YOO, ANNIPUSS!!!!
Do yoo think taht may doo it????
Teh wevver is bedder 2 dai – nawt rane sum sun but windee. Praps ebbery wun haz gon 2 teh boot saylez!
If WE had boot saylez awn Sunday – wich we do nawt (at leest, nawt that I know of) heer in Meeshegun, ai’ll bet ai wud go. Ai’ll bet that’s where tidmum is RITE NOW!!!!
But no! It’s a prettee afternoon. Prolly out in teh garden – oar having sum tee an crumpets an scones wif raspberree jam – waring teh whyte glubs an hat!!
Itz 2 blowee heer fur outsyde nommin! Ai neerly got blowed ober dis mornin, an Ai’m ober 200 pownds!
Where eye iz, in Meechigun (USA) it is party-lee sunnie. My kidtehs and hubbeh be outside bilding deh new dek. Mush noize of saw-eng and hammurs.
I staze in fur naow and duz deh lawn-dree.
MamCatAnna! Where ar yoo???? ai am in St. Joe – awn teh laek (Meeshigun!)
30 myols frum teh Indiana bordure!
It is windeewindeewindee heer! Mai Amber (orinj but nawt oysun) keeps tryin to catch teh wind, but it gets awai, ebberee tym!
Ai’s heer an nawt heer – Ai am markin teh Hay Lebel paypers (eekwivallent to back a lorry at, dunno wut tehy is in Merkah) to ern som ekstra pennees. Ai has had som so bad tehy is funni! Por kids; tehy mustav hayted bein in collij and strugglin so badly! But tehy is maekin me larff!
Mai babbeh sista iz maffs an IT teecher. 2 uv her pyoopuls iz chineez twinz, hoo do der projekts in Cantoneez! Dey iz identikul twinz wiv awlmos identikul naemz.
Ahm makin WAFFULS!
we can haz?
AAR yooo?????? Ar yoo REELEEE??? Cuz ai’m coming rite over!!! ai’ll bring teh maypole sirup! An sum raspberree jam. Oh – an sum fresh MEESHEGUN strawberries.
(They ar MUCH bedder tahn teh wuns we get heer from *ahem* Califonrina)
Heer bee a BIG OL stack furr all mah Cheezburga frens!!
I has fruits and nutz an wippy creem and coffee an TEA an
ebbreeting.
Deze waffulls made wit WUB. Mah kitchun ub Wub, let me show yall it.
fanks kafleen I brings the pineapplol and apricot purrservez that
I maded yesturday
JCH4k
strawberriez is nommy, is dey from your garden?
No. But neerbai. We hav lots ov froot stands – tehy bring ebreething in fresh pikked.
This yeer – ai dint hav time to put in mai garden.
Too menee problms wif teh elderlee relatives bein rushed off to teh horspital awl tet tiem.
But –
Maybee next yeer! an in teh meenwile – ai can just BUY ebreething fresh – an itz nawt kwite so much werk. But ai DOOO laik having mai own garden.
ai gotz meechigan strawbewwies in my garden. deys sweet and dee lish us, but small.
AN SUMDAY ai WILL see it!!!!
Mmmmmmmmmm. . .ai can smell tehm frum heer! Must bee teh Wub!
*puts teh froots an nuts an whippee creem awn teh waffuls*
*gets big cuppa tea*
Nom, nom, nom yum! sip sip. Nom nom nom YUM!!! sip sip!
Oh Kafleen – so nice heer – in yur (LOL!!!) kitchun ub Wub!
Gud morning, Kafleen & Janet & 2K & ebberywun els!!
I can hab sum waffulz wif awl deh eggstrawz, 2?
When Jamamakitty kumz down frum her motel ruum I will sharing dem wif her.
O hai cweenmj! Pleez maek shur yoo hav sum ov teh Meeshegun strawberrees. Tehy ar SOOOO sweet rite nao!
an – waht ar yoo going to do today????
*luks outside* Uh oh!! We ar sposed to to to mai bruther’s basebawl game (1858 rools) today – but it’s getting kinda dark an luking laik rayn! an a bit chleee!! LOL!
Yesterday we spent 3 hours playing at teh beech. Teh wadder wuz just a bit cold – tho mai sister Pyzi an nees AMy went in!
Hello eberywon!
I am late, butts I am glad to see dat we still hab waffulz and Michigan stumberries!
*tastes strumberry*
Oh, iz like a liddle bite ov heaven!
Kafleen, fank yew fur teh waffulz. I hab bean luking forward to dem since yesterday wen SMOM said she wud tri to tawk u into maeking dem.
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We’re in fur anudder hot dai todai. 113 yesterdai and iz 99 rite nao, at 10:30 AM. Well, u didn’t hear meh whinning in December!
Do yu has trubbel wif teh deers in Meeshigan? Wee cannot has a garden becuz dey eet everyfing we plant. Las yeer we got abowt six tomatoes from our 4 plantses. Fooey.
Mah daddy has trubbel wif teh Pigs in teh Household.
Hee cannot has a fridj cuzz dey eet everyfing he putts in it.
Dat is teh funnee, Kafleen (we has sum uv dose, too), but I fot I wuz askin a legi…lige.. a reel kweschun. Is teh deers a problem only in teh Souf, or is dey eetin gardens all ober teh countree? Mabee uvver countrees too?
Inkwirin mindz wanna noes…
Can yoo transsform yooself into a mousie?
O hai Daisy – Ai wuz startin 2 fink Ai wuz awl aloan! Where are u? Ai iz in Lundon TTI.
Oh, that is vary far away! I lives in south Florida in teh US.
Ain’t teknolojee wunnerful!
Is like majik!
itz kwyet………too kwyet!
BOO!
*sneeks up behine annipuss*
BOO!!!
O hai Janet. I thort it wuz kwyet 2 dai!
Ita MOAR than kwiet! But maybee this iz nermal fur layte June?? We cud go bak and luk an see hao menee peeple were comminting awn this day a yeer ago.
In fact – heer ai go!! Be rite bak.
LOOK! 81 commints!! Ov corse, it iz awlso 2 hours laytur. Cud hav sumething to do with it. An that is fur the hole day – nawt just teh Nawt Second three hours.
Still. . . .*brightens, ala P d’B* maybe it wuz rayning – LOL!! Over teh whol whirlled!! An they awl had to stay in an play! Cud bee!
www. icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/22/invisible-ufo
Daisy, u luk so byootiful in ur Hula outfit!
Five peeces iz a lot ov clothes to ware fur such a liddle kitteh.
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Daisy iz a smrt & prettee kitteh. Dat’s y we lub her!
I dun think that roboto can carree cheezburger.
butz he can freten hoomin 2 caree iet
One bite at a tyme iz all da kitteh needs.
!!
Sithcat is… Sithy… And lieks cheezburger.
Cheezburger can has had force?
Ai’l hav 2 midi-chlorian patties wit cheez – hold teh siths, plzkthx!
Da force in cheezburgers iz what maykes bits fall owt no matter hou kareful yew are.
two troo.
I r Darth Kittious
Darth Kittious haz wundrous skillz wid deh lite sabors. A kitteh iz used to deh manaj-mint of mani sharp pointeh endz at wonst.
roger roger
Alien adn Predator – together again.
(Will teh sea-quills nevair cease?)
Wipe them out, all of them!
(teh meen an ugleee Darth Sidious (Hideous?)
Ohai, AfriCat – Ai missed ur qwestion yestrdae until aftr mai Caturday chopping trip.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/21/funny-pictures-i-quit-tomorrow/#comment-356518
Hmm-furst reply not posting. Wiird Press is pretzelling today.
Yesterday’s question’s reply
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/21/funny-pictures-i-quit-tomorrow/#comment-356518
No prblm. thx fur teh reply. mucho kindlee. it reeeely iz purty abatar. (p.s. where Topeca iz?) (I not amerikitteh.)
Stick a pin onna map halfway between Kanada an Meksico, halfway between Atlantic an Pacific ocean, tehn luk a teeny bit south an a teeny bit East
U’ll see Topeka Kansas. Look a lil furthr east, u’ll see teh Missuri Riber an big, urban sprawl ov Kansas City. Ai am halfway betwen teh 2 in beeuteous Lawrence Kansas.
Yu lib ina berry famous citi!
why so famous?
ignorameous kitteh want to know!
plzkthx
Waz featured in seberal SciFi dizaster moobies.
ohhhhhh! i luvvvz sci-fi, yep i duz.
thx fur teh {} berry much.
has to go naow, teaching teh engleesh conservation… no conversa… talkee class.
kthxbyee
If u uze Google-Earth an ur version settles on North Amerika whn u start up, zoooom direkly in. U’ll see Meadowbrook Apartment houses, Lawrence Kansas.
Topeka iz 30 miles (45 kilomtrs?) west.
BGee! U r in Kansas, 2? I libs in southern Johnson County. Can see I-35 frum mai haus. Nawt so far awai.
Ai will go sit on teh flag pole on top ov Fraser Hall. U waev adn ai’ll wave back!
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I is wavin’ fyooriusslee! Kin c mii?
*snert*
Ai see a litl smog tornado in ur genral direkshun.
Must be u.
Climbin teh flag pole wuz not sugh a bright ideea. Ai iz haffing tew type wif won fingr and hang on wif all my othr stubby endz.
Hao r u holding up yur pyooter?
I hopes u has lappytawp!
Itz a tucked inside mai tank-top. Solar power, Wireless konnekshun. Ai iz wrapped in teh Kansas flag like a can ov beans in a hobo pack. Didnot uze teh US flag up the roof else teh feds wood get me.
Hay, while u guise is up on teh flagpoles, cud u keep a eye out for tidmum? She should be floating by any moment. Mabye u could make a net outta a flag?
Iz Tidmum floating on a cloud ov joi or on somtin we cood shoot down? Tihs iz a unibersity flagpole. Tehy got lotz ov paper clips adn rubbr bands!
Wayt! I noes! Wii can yoos de rubbr banz 2 mayk big slingshawt adn can shoot dis jetpak fingami I fownt at de ribber up 2 Tidmum! Den she can fly war she wantz! Kwik! 2 de uvver fred!
She’s over on teh hotpockets thred. Cweenmj has just released som bubblols, so be extry careful wif teh rumbertbands n paperclips!
Of coarse! Tihs is berry eggciting, but no won wants tidmum hurted.
I has koopon fer Kid’z Meel
Dis kitty is be looking vereh vereh ebil.
I hopes he is not a skrull!!
if i has chezzburger i givez it teh him
Wowzee! thx berry much. my home in Soufafrika iz in simmilarrr plaice. in teh middl ov teh country. dere are beeuteous farms all around teh city. Bloemfontein (in Dutch it means fountain of flowers) iz also known as teh city ov roses. berry many roses dere, yu betcha.
wish i was dere naow. my momcat lives dere, but i am in teh desrt, far far away in Saudirabia.
let me show yu my homesick.
{{{{{AfriCat}}}}} and all doz in da Middle Eazt
O hai ArfiCat! Waht ar yoo doing in teh desert in Saudirabia???? Ar yoo in teh Armee??? Oar. . .what??? Inquisitif mynds (taht’s mee! LOL!) wants to know!
ai am shur yoo ar homesik – but yoo don’t hav to bee loanlee – yoo can has US!!!
An – can yoo tell us sumthink moar about yurself????? An waht a grate name yoo piked.
We used to hav a wonderful purrson from SouthAfrica! SOOOO funnee. Taht wuz Jules! Ai wish hee wud com bak. Nawt enuf reelee funnee peeple in teh whirlled!
ohai Janet. No iz not in armee. iz engleesh teechur. iz teechn teh peeps here tu speek teh gooood engleesh. yup. iz TEFL teechur. teeched before in Korea, souf, not norf! an also in Taiwan. mai youngest stdnt waz 2 yerz old. too kyoot.
BIG splort danger in teh kindiegarden classes.
thx ai likez my name too. comz from Afrika an luvvvvz kittehs!
{{{{AfriCat}}}}
Oh hai AfriCat!
A gud fren iz frum SoufAfrika. Nao hims has us using sum ov hims expreshuns liek a bubby fur a hang ober, yaaboot, and a monkees wedding.
Sowy u has a homesik.
{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}
*sigh* Oh, wutt a bootifull cat…
Oh, wutt adorubbull paws…
*squeeeeeeeeeee*
I will brings u elebentee millyun cheezburgas, kitteh!
An den a waffull an parfait!
Ohai Kafleen! Ai alwaez luks fur yu. Yu maek me LOL!
Awwwww….
dat gabe me a warm fuzzeh! Tanks u!
♥
scuze me, Kafleen, but duz u drool when yu finks ov teh parfait (like teh donkey in teh moobie) ?
Hoo, meh?
happycat not happy. verily.
:X
:red:
>:(
Thiz kitteh haz wun uv teh Qtest fasez ai haz evur sciin!
Kitteh finks teh liddel robawt gui ar wun ov hims minions, but iys nawt troo at awl;
Teh teenee weenee transfourmer luukaliek bees rlly a spy foar MacDunawld’s adn a kounter spy foar Windey’s; hims jawb iys tuu repourt bak adn forf tuu bof plaises bowt kitteh’s reakshun tuu teh cheezbergers; Guud, Badd, oar Wut???
(Kitteh doan caire; hims geyts free cheezbergers, awl hims kan eets!!!!)
Happycat’s ebil twin.
Eebill Tekk~no Geek
Kitteh needz a Hye~tekk fawll
gye 4 Cheezburgrz
Smawll Hye~tekk Roabutt
mayz beez 2 teenee tyenee
2 grabzz trezzurrd pryze
Mebbee yooz Roabutt
az diburrzhun. Kitteh grabbz
Cheezburgrz himmsellfz!
Jack.
go forf, my minyuns, an wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs, an trolz hoo haz tehmz burfdays today. an bring me bak sum leftover caek, plzkthxyum.
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(sorry teh burfday fairy iz so laet today. burfday fairy’z minyunz wuz oversleepin.)
Is Molly (lowly grunt) ‘s birfday tooday!
Happy Birfday, Molly!!!
(I maded u a card! Check cheezfrens)
♥
lukz liek happicat!!
can sumun pleez to tell mee wut kind kitteh dis iz?
oh noes! happycat has gone evils!
Mwuhahahahahahaha, not only is this cat a very nice breed, it is evil and likes fatty foods like me mwuhahahahahahahaha!
Oh Hai!!
luv da pik! Wut kind uv kitteh iz dis?
tanks!
blue British Shorthair
yas, whut dis kitteh be doing?
Iz evil kitteh! *sah-reen-durs cheezburgers*
wow he looks really evil……
happycat iz evilcat
Cool Looking Cat.
Hi I can speak properly!!! (i no ur not ment 2 speek properlee and az u can c i can speek incorectlee 2!!) plz check out ma lolcats!!