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Aw, so cute.
Yu are off-fish-ulli nawt-sekkund. Coz nobody else saw dat, yu are heerbi given elebenty nawt sekkund danse-and-drink tikkits. Prezent one at door or catflap adn yu will bi givven drinkses and danses for teh rest of teh day.
Which one? I is on pins and needles to find out!
Yea!!! LCB, yew ar vry sharpe!!
Haev tiem foar a rownd ob Hokie Pokie?
Moar pokie tahn hokie, Ai fink.
Agread!
ohai sweet MOM!! Hey, I gots meh a preggoze kitteh, I finks.
Anyone got tips for keepin’ preggo strae kitteh outta trubbl an’ happy ’til she has kitns???
Send hurr tew miii!!!!
(Wheel hab tew haev tok wif landlord, but….)
Hao far lawng duz shii lurk?
ps {{{{{Hai Elfi!!!!}}}}}
Hokie Pokie alwaes very hokie.
*poke*
SMOM - kitsunerina iz poking meh!
Tell her to stop it!
ai kant help it tho- yu is so floofee an pokabul!
*poke*
Doan tri an budder meh up.
I wurked awl dai floofing mahseff up.
Hao bout a hug instead ov a poke?
{{{{{kitsunerina}}}}}
{{{{{Romeow}}}}}
Sush a kyoot liddel nosie!!! *boink*
SMOM, idansdansdans iz boinking mah noze!
**pinch cheek**
Ohai…az loong az wii r tortureing yew wif teh affecktions, mite as well…
**pinch cheek**
Hmmm, Romeow, wai donut yew goe play innyer ruum foar few mynutes. Tehy wheel get teh bored an fynd soem otter cute furry fays tew tweek.
An eff Kafleen gets heer, we’ll hab waffulz.
Romeow, Kafleen iz down there noa… yew wanna eye scream sammich while Ai trii tew tok her intew maykin waffulz?
Fanks SMOM!
I’ll run down stairs and find Kafleen adn teh waffulz.
I preciate u watchin owt fur meh.
{{{{Romeow}}}}
Wai shore! Here, doan fergit your eyescreem sammich!
*runs bak and grabs a eyescreem sammich*
Fanks {{{{{SMOM}}}}}
Oh deer! Um, whale, um. Ett IZ sutcha kyoot noze. Ai think et wuz a komplimento. Shii deed gib yewa BIGOLE hug avterall!
Soree… Iz stawpin SMOM!!{{{{{Romeow}}}}}
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Sush kyoot liddel cheekeez… *skwidge*
Yai! Ai gotz sumwon else tew dew mai drrty werk!
Ok. maryland belle… Heers teh plan.. *wisper wisper… Tehn wii can..wisper wisper* *snerk* *goglol*
##AHEM##
*taps stick-like little foot*
Belle, Dans, Ai notist teh dishywazzur niidz tew be loaded….
teeheeheehee *snerk* Letz duu eeeet!
Awwww…dun wanna du teh dishes. Didn eet teh dinner…*grumblegrumble*
*mutter mutter* doin’ dishes iz… *under teh brefs*
marylandz tern fer chorez NEwai…
Whale tehn yew beddr goe owtsied N plae bfoar teh skitoes get bovversum. Goe aun. Heer, yew can haz teh eye scream sammich.
Noe, eet ett owt tehre. But Ai doan wanna see teh wrapr aun teh ground.
Mmm…chocklit happie. SMOM, Ais gotz chockolit awn mai fingurz!
dip tehm inna sink eff yew doan wanna lik tehm cleen.
I maed yew a chocklit painting. Iz awn teh back ov yer shirt.
SMOM… mai pawses R stikki…
*seez Romeows tail…*
“Nebbermind…*
Heeey Romeow? C’mere fur a minuet. Wii wantz tew hugz yew@@!!
Gud tihng Ai amma liddil bug… doan hab noe shirt beegnuf foar liddil chooklit hanses tew soyel.
U wants to hug meh?
Dere izn’t gonna b enny noze boinking, cheek pinching, or squidging mah cheeks, is dere?
Cuz I reely liek u guis and I neber turn down a hug.
Wat cud possibly go rong?
*runs ober*
Nao Kit! Tail Romeow yew ar teh sorriful N gib hurr a schmoo.
Happee BeeLaytid Natal Dae, idansdansdans! (Ett wuz jus tuh otter dae, rite?)
Fank Yew, SMOM… It wuz jus yestertime.. Wuz a wunnerful dai!!!
Gud tew heer, ett iz teh best dae tew haev a wunnerful dae!!
Owait. Ebbery dae iz best foar wunnerful daze.
Happee nawt secckond tew yew!!
Want fer drinkies and danses?
I was thinking mabye some tekilla wif agave worms, but if we does the hokey-pokey we could has martoonies that we shake all about.
Hao bout sum priklee pare martoonies or catcus coolers, too?
Awl followed bai a shought ov tekila, ov corse.
prikly pare martoonies? wud tath be margueritas?
HEY CHEEZPEEPS! AI GOTS MAI MAGNETS!!
ai is sooooo happi! ai put tehm on teh bak of teh front dor. taht wai ai sees them evary time ai leeve teh howse.
U gotz ur magnutts????
I has a happi furr u!
Ohai kafleen. Wherez yew been awl mai lif?
Hee hee…
*wiggulls eye lashus*
Ohai Kafleen… Haz yew had a nise dai???
..R yew knowin wut R dese mag nutz???
Haz NEfing to doing wif skwirls????
Oh, hai, CareLOL! Whiskers tole mee she wuz Jonezeeng furr dem
ICHC magnuts wiff teh wurds on dem dat u puts on ur fridge…and
dat she wuz gunna getz hur sum!
U kin fine dem at teh ICHC store…
wut r deez magnetz ov witch
u speek?
ICHC mag nutz?
Az opozed to ICHC mini nutz???
iz beddur den ICHC micro nutz, yesh?
Yesh!!!
yase, is mai ICHC mag-nuts, an ai luvs tehm! ai has alredy maid sentansays an evrything! tehy is luvley!
Ar tehy teh sayme size az otter ‘poe tree’ mag-nuts?
Cud Ai mixem awl up… suttle-like?
Boing!!! Liddle lite bulb goez orf…if onlii, if onlii, pleasz, pleaz pleaz.
Teh languid summer sun can has a cheezburger.
Thoughts fly elusively, becoming one with mah bukkit.
Poe-tri to nom by.
Izn’t teh tekilla wif teh wyrms has teh speshul name?
Yes, it iz teh Pleh Tekila.
I’ll taek sum Patron Anejo, por favor.
All Tekeeya is Mescal but nawt awl Mescal is Tekeeya. Boff are made from the agave but Tekeeya is made from better grade ob agave and is moar refined. The Patron Anejo is wun ob teh most best anejo (old) tekeeyas. Only the less refined mescal has der gusano (werm) Some say it’s an onner to git to eat the werm. Deyr rong, the werm is pleh pleh pleh pleh blarg barf.
Ohai Sol!!