Noooooo!!!
Noooooo!!! I quit tomorrow!!
no. i dont want mai kitteh on drugz.
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Don taek mai meddisin awai
Noooooooo!!!! Ai wuzn’t paying attenshun to teh time!!! LOL!! Annipuss! Ai wuz gonna trai to been yoo this time! An then ai went fur moar cawfee!!
So *KLONK* (itz a big mug) - Heer’s to yur SECOND GUD NS ov teh day!
Dansing Conga Ra- ATZ!
Dansing Conga Ra- ATZ!
Dansing Conga Ra- ATZ!
Dansing Conga Ra- ATZ!
LOL! Ai’g going fur the conga - but it suddenlee feels laik a bunnee-hop!!
Thx Janet! U’ll haz 2 giv up teh cawfee!
Ai wuz lukee dis tiem - Ai fergot teh tiemz iz nawt teh saem on Caturdai an jus happind 2 cum bakk as teh lol chanjd!
But heer iz a gud plaice!
YUR LIDDLE KNOLEJ OV TEH DAY
Brawt to yoo bai Janet of teh 4 Kittehs *ahem*
Today is the summer solstice and the first day of summer in the Northern Hemisphere. On this day at noon, the North Pole of the Earth is tilted as far toward the sun as it gets during the course of the year: 23 degrees 27 minutes north latitude. This marks the Tropic of Cancer, along which lie Calcutta, India; Havana, Cuba; Hong Kong; and Mazatlán, Mexico. For those of us in the Northern Hemisphere, today will be the longest day of the year and tonight will be the shortest night.
Although today will neither have the earliest sunrise nor the latest sunset.
(just thought I’d add that)
Welcome back from your trip, JCH4K!!
Thanks Elfie!! It’s gud to be bak. Tho ai had a reellee WUNDERFUL tiem!!
Izzit Elfie teh sinetist hoo says it will nawt hav teh propurr sunruse oar sunset??
Oar doo yoo just know sumething teh rest ov us doo nawt????? *earee mewsik playing sawftlee in teh bakground*
Oh Hai Janet!!! Guess wut??? Jamamamamakitty b heer!!!
Yay!!!!!!! Her arrribinged yesterday at a liddul after free. Wii
hadding deh chili, adn tawked adn tawked.
Oh cweenmj - ai know!! Ai saw - yesterday! Waht FUN yoo must be having!
And ai’ll just BET yoo tawked and tawked. It’s amazing when yoo finallee meet a cheezfen! It’s laik yoo’ve just met yur deerest frend after yeerz ov being separayted!
Wehn ai cawl peepl (alas -ai hav nawt yet met ene purrsonallee) - it iz laik taht - an ebrewun traing to speek at teh sayme time!
SOOO egg sighting! {{{{{cweenjm}}}}} {{{{{Jamamamamamkitty}}}}}} LOL!!
It b soo much funz to habbing her here. Huzzbin wuz amazed @ deh too uv us chatteringon bowt peepz wii had neber met. I musting 2 b getting in deh shower now sew wii can haz breffust adn deside wut 2 dewing 2day. Wii haz antQ stores 2 b inbestigating, adn beedz 2 b playing wif, adn uv corse, an afternoon Oh Hai Tea 2 b injoiing.
Hav a wunderfull time. Hao cud yoo nawt??? Ai will be thinkng ov yoo! *sniff* Wish ai cud be there, too!
BUT - huzzbin nao be seeing tath - even tho we havn’t seen then yet, these ar REEL reenz we ar - nawt just maginary!!
*fidgets awl eggsitidlee*….
Wow!! Anticues stores an beeds an chatterings an Ohai Dessert Tee!!
Dis berry eggsiting for awl ob yoo
I can has Happitayl yoo is meeting an habbing teh fun
Lub to yoo awl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
noez, I fink I reedid dat somewhere in almanak or somefing. The longest day of the year has neither the earliest sunrise of the year nor the latest sunset of the year. *shrugs*
In typikkal TTI fashun,teh nawt sekkund day on summer be ……WET!!!!!!
hay! it beez wet heer, tew! wich iz beri unyooshooul.
An cowld!
Do-do-doot-do-do-DO
Do-do-doot-do-do-DO
Do-do-doot-do-do-DO
Doo-doo-HopHopHop!
Oh YAY !! Ai will doo eet wif yoo!
*putz paws awn DchDTc’s wayste!*
Do-do-doot-do-do-DO
Do-do-doot-do-do-DO
Do-do-doot-do-do-DO
Doo-doo-HopHopHop!
JOyne us Annipuss an Ambercat - an ebreewun else! LOTS ov fun!!
Looks likes jus yous an mees hoppin, JKH4K.
I likes to hop.
Den wuts da Donkey waitin for?
Do-do-doot-do-do-DO
Do-do-doot-do-do-DO
Do-do-doot-do-do-DO
Doo-doo-HopHopHop!
I fot I saw dat cat hangin wif Three 6 Mafia at da mall de ovver dai… day LUV koff surup.
Hehe, dash ish my drugsh, don’t take dem, he hashn’t payed me yets
I needs my money for de beer >.<
NOOO! it tastes so good!
Vegameatavitamin… I must haves it.
an iz tastee tew,
juss liek candeh!
::hic::
Hai 343GuiltySpark. Yoo know - ebreetime ai see yur nayme, ai get a warm feeling - bucuz it was yoo hoo started teh thred fur teh VERREE furst lolcatburglar advenshchur. Do yoo remember??
An heer it iz!
CHEEZLAND HISTOREE LESSUN
Teh VERREE furst in teh nao famous series of Lolcatburglar advenchurs.
“Teho and teh 16 Ounz Mokka wif Extry Spresso (hawt)
Starts wif 343GuiltySpark. . . ENJOY!!!
an there it wuzn’t!! LOL!! Ai *ahem* furgot to put in teh link! ROFL!!!
http://www. icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/15/helikat-haz-landed/
$%#&^*@
http://www. icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/15/helikat-haz-landed/
WAI!!!!! Wai iz it doing tath??? Oar iz it a gud thing??? NO! it iz nawt.
WP!!!! Waht iz RONG wif yoo! Ai tuk out teh HTTP - putin teh www - an it ought to com up so yoo can just clik awn it.
cweenmj - halp! Doo yoo know waht iz rong????
Wow! Thx Janet! You had me tripping down memory lane. I can has bandages for my scraped nees? kthxdontforgettehbactine
Ironicalmally, teh discussion had to do wif how to locate links. Plus ça change, plus c’est la même lol.
Wee, wee seh vrais!!! Yoo haz intered the ICHC zoan!!!
Thz fur teh linkie, Janet, Ai was rofl. Um cud sumwun halp me up plsthx.
U want I shuld halp u up?
Iz otay, Ai manijd `venchulee! Had 2 goe an cook sumfing fur ebenin meel.
o wow i did forgit!!
iz ben so bizy wif werkin an maykin teh reel spresso dreenks
dat i haz nawt ben on teh ICHC in a lawwwng tiem!
ahhh teh memreez.
::remin… resim… theenks abaot old tiems::
woooow haz reelly been long tiem.
i didnut even no dat i startd teh hole fing!
FTW!
More Shplaynin’ for Loocee to do!
ummm-mm-m-m (whisprs) it’s vitameatavegemin
You’re right, I googled it then didn’t check the one I grabbed. Guess I need another dose.
12 step kitteh is in den- deni- not believin it.
I saw a book entitled, “Overcoming Religious Addiction”
I wondered if one of the steps involved putting your trust in a higher power………
LOL! Ai awlmost snerted mai cawfee!!
maybe it requires you to stop believing and start drinking?
so: seperated at birth?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ_xY1UQs5I
Hai Dave! Wuz it yoo hoo wuz nawt heer??? Oar mee??? Ai wuz about to put yoo awn teh “Missink Purrrson’s liszt ♪ ♫”
No I’s still heer. Jus usually by da times I gets da chancet to go to cheezburger, ebry pitcher has like two hunnert posts on it an I hasta wade fru all da stuffs, and I’s like: “Too muches wurk. I goes to sleeps nao.”
If teh chyl-prufe lid defeets yu, let kitteh sho yu hou!
Ai needz halp wid teh chile-prufe lidz - mai arfritik hans - let me shoe u tehm (on sekond forts, Ai’ll keep tehm hidded)
Oh annipuss! Yoo hav arfritik hans?
Ai am sorree to heer taht. Iz it reelee bad - oar just sumwhat annoying???
Iz nawt 2 paneful naow, jus sumtiems fings iz moar hard tahn dey yoost 2 b. Iz osteeo, arfritis, nawt as bad as teh uvver sort, but nawt cyurabul - jus wun uv teh joiz(?) uv gettin older!
Wun ov teh joyz????? Can yoo pleez to be nayming sum ov teh odders!! LOL!! Purrpahs twere best if we dint know!
Tho - getting awlderizn’t awl that bad - yet. . . .
‘cept fur maybee wun thing - which ust remayne unspoken. . .
Gud fings abowt gettin oelder (nawt taht Ai kno; Ai is juss a spring chikkin):
Advys: Yu get to giv it, insted ob get it!
Baybees: Awl teh fun and yu can giv tehm bak wen yu’s had enuff
Choklit: Still tayts juss as gud!
D…
I heps u make deh listez:
.
Arfur I tiz
Berry stiff jointz
Color of hair changez to gray
Dependz
Eyez don’t see so gud
F…
Feets hert
Gumz receed
Hare fawlz owt
Ideas wont cum so kwik
Joints creek
Knees ake
L..
LOL!!! We can still LOL!!
Odder boddee parts nawt az gud az tehy wunz were
Paperz - can bee harder to reed
Q. . .
Memree lostz - rebrember da gud stuff tho
Not needz to wear bad-4-feetz shuz
That IZ a gud wun!!
Qwikniss—awl gone
Reedin glasseses
Scene yer citizenses discownts
Trubbul wif stares (teh upndown wuns)
U wanna tawk abowt ur bowelz allatyme
Vicaryuss livvin throo grandkidz
Watch ‘Teh Pryce iz Ryte’ ebry mornin
X…
Hay, yu tu! Ai is tryin to be awl positib an happi up tehre! Nou stawp grypin an tink happi thorts abowt yur seenyur yeers!
D…..
Don’t has to pertend to be innerested in ull peeps
Eet wot yu lyk, hasn’t hert yu so far!
Former skool mayts luk LOTS older tahn yu!
G…
Grumpee Owld Men luk seksee
H…
Hansum Owlder Men luk seksee!!
I. . .