why no garfield?
why no garfield? i likes garfield…
kitteh eated mai garfield book.
picture: Itty Bitty Kitty Committee. lol caption: jaclyn
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Ai’m a little behind on my books.
OOOpz , furgot mai gramur.
I hope yoo find her soon!!
Hee! she be cubbured wif durt a lawng tiem.
She’s a mowl?
WhooHoo!!!
Con bookulayshuns gmwgs!!
Yoo has a braid wiv Kitsunerina an LOLDemon
Conbookyoolayshuns ebree wun!!!
I gib yoo hawt chokklit an cukkies in sellerybrayshun-you can add yaw choyse ob extras frum teh CCC.
Advocaat
Brandee
Cointreau
D…
Fankz, fink ai wil hab sum lemmingaidz. Iz starting tu kul sum but iz stil hawt. Kukkeez iz awlwaiz gud. Ai wuz awlmoast going tu naptiem nd jus lukked wun moar tiem.
Drambui
Elderberry wine
F..
Frangelika
Godiva liquor
Hawt toddi
I…
Icecream soda
Joos
Kir
Lemmingaid
Martoonie
n…
N e ting wid chokko lat
Obaltine
Peree-on, Dom
Quick! Hide teh bottl
Rum, rum, an mor rum
Stirrup cup
T…
Tekila
UFO
Vodka
W…
Wyte Wine
Xpresso
Yorkshire Tea
Zin and toniq
Frangelico
Galliano
Herradura Gold
Italian Grappa
J…
Jamaican rum
Katluah
Limon
Mash, sour
N…
Nitehawks at teh diner wif beerz
Orinj flavr gin
Peach shnopz
Q…
And a cute little behind it is, too!
Hoap ebbreebuddy iz wel purtekted frum da splortz dis tiem.
Mai CHRG(wdoi) has a small crak innit. Ai cud bee in trubble. Ifn ai dun luk at teh
pitcher agin ai shud bee fien. Oooooooh, ai can’t stands it, ai gots ta luk.
Uh oh, bwains is swellin…CHRG is strainin agin the preshure…rip…rippee…crack…
split…splittltee split….SSPPLOOORRRTTTT! HALP!!
Lemmee see..
Get the CCC
**open doorz**
**Taek owt dustin pan an broom**
**Sweepity, sweepity, sweepity**
**Pores braynes bak inna O’s hed**
**Tuckin**
**Sanp on da baf cap wid liddle sparklies**
** Tapity, tape**
Her yu go…niz softee blankie, choklit possum (sorry Smammie)
Soree I taked so longe, Iz a sloe typer.
Oh fank u OL! U does a gud job wit teh CCC. I can has martooni?
Ob courze, lookie at alla beberages abailbe up der inna thred!
Happe happe nawt seckond!! Watcha wantz fur teh drinksies?
nermal, part deux
*snerk*
u can has abu dhabi!
Gud wun, green shu warer.
bekuz heze a bad inflooense..
Nawt truu! I’ve nawt had floo once sinse beeing heer!
lukkee yu- ai has had it awl teh taims. iz yor turn naow.
“If I bring u a ded rodnt,
I expect thanx. If yur nawt n teh mood for
a rodnt, get in teh mood. Appropriate
responsiz: scratchin behin my ear,
praisin me adn puttin teh gift on sum
sort ov pedestal r purhaps n a well-lit
china cabnet.”
congaratz on ur nawt sekkund,
kitsunerina
than kyuu.
ai managed to post it rite b4 ai had to run off an laminate buks.
Or et leest wun uv doez “Kat Hu” mistureez.
Fur exampul…
Teh Kat Hu Nommed teh Cheezburger
Teh Kat Hu Klawed teh Kouch
The Kat Hu Horked Up teh Hairbawl
The Kat Hu…
Dis gunnuh b difikult iv we doan du it in sum kaind uv ordur. Such ez:
Teh Kat Hu Askt fr Burgrz
Teh Kat Hu Bit Hand Dat Feedz
Teh Kat Hu Chood teh Kaktuz
Teh Kat Hu Did Nawt Want
Teh Kat Hu E….
Teh Kat Hu Eated da cookies
Teh Kat Hu Fought Teh Goggie
Teh Kat Hu Gotted Teh Cheezburgers
Teh Kat Hu Horked Teh Jient Hareball
Teh Kat Hu Invented Gushifuud
Teh Kat Hu J….
Teh kat Hu jumt ober teh moon
Teh kat Hu kisst teh Blarnee staon
Teh kat Hu lernded to speek fronsch
Teh kat Hu M…
Teh kat hu missed his littrbocks
Teh kat hu nommed teh gushyfud
Teh kat hu opend teh mail
Teh kat hu peed in yur shus
Teh kat hu quoted garfield
Teh kat hu ran teh hous
Teh kat hu S…
Teh temptashun …. iz …. grate….
Teh kat Hu s…..lept in yer shoez
Teh kat Hu tradid teh baybee for gushy fud
Teh kat Hu undid yer shoelasis
Teh kat Hu…
Teh kat hu voted fur bush
Teh kat hu was undr teh bed
Teh kat hu xpected his fud
Teh kat hu yoiked up on yur blanket
Teh kat hu zoomd thru teh hous.
boo. teh kat hu voted fur nawt bush
((boo tew teh kat hu voted fur bush, taht iz))
Udishunul bewkz n-klewd Teh Kat Hu Barft awn Yr Bordgaym.
(I fot uv a betur “B” wich wuz n-spaiyurd bai uh troo storee.)
Teh kat hu sang
Teh kat hu tawked
Teh kat hu ust tu b a dawg
Teh kat hu v…
Dun be sad, kitteh. Mebbe dere is garfield hiddin in dose fancee cuffurs. Liek puttin comik buks in histree teksbuks.
shh… doant tell teh teecher that! iz teh onlee wey ai survived AP ingerlish.
Awww…poor lil babee kittin. I likes Garfeeld too! I get yu Garfeeld book okeedokee?
(didja sellabrate Garfeeld’s 30th birfday on Fursday?)
dat kitteh need a new houz tew liv inz.
http://ittybittykittycommittee.blogspot.com/
she r up for adopting
An wat abowt Hobbs an Calvin? An Bukky Kat, don forgit Bukky Kat.
Bukky’z ritin sumfing nu fur us rite naow.
Ai kanno bleeb dat da gai who draz Buky haz noe kittehs…or so I ben tolld
Hobbs & Calvin iz mah faborite.
Adn Puff, wif Dik, Jayn adn Sally,
wuz ah pretteh whyt kitteh lyk yur
abotar.
Ooo! Ai havd teh Phun wif Dik en Jayn book…it wuz akshully mai Momz reedin book in skool…she givd it 2 me wen Ai wuz abowt 4 en Ai startid reedin werdz…Ai fink iz stil at her howse, wif a buncha Dokter Soos…must go fynd it!
Mah favrit tu
Calvin an Hobbs. Dey talk wif big werds.
YES! This pic wins for one reason:
I always keep a list of books, movies, and music that I want to buy. One day I was in Barnes & Noble and I saw a book that I wanted, so I wrote it down. When my mum accidentally threw it out, I thought I would never find the title again. Yet this magical kitty has it right under it’s arse. Now the book is back on my list!
Yeah, but de kitteh’s note is gonna smel like cat butt
Grade skool kitteh hatez teh summer reedin’
if i tilts me head a bit mur i is gonna topple
Trai Meg an Mog, lidl kitteh. Ai fink yu will lyk it bedderer tahn Garfeeld
Ai lubs Meg an Mog