why no garfield?
why no garfield? i likes garfield…
kitteh eated mai garfield book.
picture: Itty Bitty Kitty Committee. lol caption: jaclyn
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Ai’m a little behind on my books.
OOOpz , furgot mai gramur.
I hope yoo find her soon!!
Hee! she be cubbured wif durt a lawng tiem.
She’s a mowl?
WhooHoo!!!
Con bookulayshuns gmwgs!!
Yoo has a braid wiv Kitsunerina an LOLDemon
Conbookyoolayshuns ebree wun!!!
I gib yoo hawt chokklit an cukkies in sellerybrayshun-you can add yaw choyse ob extras frum teh CCC.
Advocaat
Brandee
Cointreau
D…
Fankz, fink ai wil hab sum lemmingaidz. Iz starting tu kul sum but iz stil hawt. Kukkeez iz awlwaiz gud. Ai wuz awlmoast going tu naptiem nd jus lukked wun moar tiem.
Drambui
Elderberry wine
F..
Frangelika
Godiva liquor
Hawt toddi
I…
Icecream soda
Joos
Kir
Lemmingaid
Martoonie
n…
N e ting wid chokko lat
Obaltine
Peree-on, Dom
Quick! Hide teh bottl
Rum, rum, an mor rum
Stirrup cup
T…
Tekila
UFO
Vodka
W…
Wyte Wine
Xpresso
Yorkshire Tea
Zin and toniq
Frangelico
Galliano
Herradura Gold
Italian Grappa
J…
Jamaican rum
Katluah
Limon
Mash, sour
N…
Nitehawks at teh diner wif beerz
Orinj flavr gin
Peach shnopz
Q…
And a cute little behind it is, too!
Hoap ebbreebuddy iz wel purtekted frum da splortz dis tiem.
Mai CHRG(wdoi) has a small crak innit. Ai cud bee in trubble. Ifn ai dun luk at teh
pitcher agin ai shud bee fien. Oooooooh, ai can’t stands it, ai gots ta luk.
Uh oh, bwains is swellin…CHRG is strainin agin the preshure…rip…rippee…crack…
split…splittltee split….SSPPLOOORRRTTTT! HALP!!
Lemmee see..
Get the CCC
**open doorz**
**Taek owt dustin pan an broom**
**Sweepity, sweepity, sweepity**
**Pores braynes bak inna O’s hed**
**Tuckin**
**Sanp on da baf cap wid liddle sparklies**
** Tapity, tape**
Her yu go…niz softee blankie, choklit possum (sorry Smammie)
Soree I taked so longe, Iz a sloe typer.
Oh fank u OL! U does a gud job wit teh CCC. I can has martooni?
Ob courze, lookie at alla beberages abailbe up der inna thred!
Happe happe nawt seckond!! Watcha wantz fur teh drinksies?
nermal, part deux
*snerk*
u can has abu dhabi!
Gud wun, green shu warer.
bekuz heze a bad inflooense..
Nawt truu! I’ve nawt had floo once sinse beeing heer!
lukkee yu- ai has had it awl teh taims. iz yor turn naow.
“If I bring u a ded rodnt,
I expect thanx. If yur nawt n teh mood for
a rodnt, get in teh mood. Appropriate
responsiz: scratchin behin my ear,
praisin me adn puttin teh gift on sum
sort ov pedestal r purhaps n a well-lit
china cabnet.”
congaratz on ur nawt sekkund,
kitsunerina
than kyuu.
ai managed to post it rite b4 ai had to run off an laminate buks.
Or et leest wun uv doez “Kat Hu” mistureez.
Fur exampul…
Teh Kat Hu Nommed teh Cheezburger
Teh Kat Hu Klawed teh Kouch
The Kat Hu Horked Up teh Hairbawl
The Kat Hu…
Dis gunnuh b difikult iv we doan du it in sum kaind uv ordur. Such ez:
Teh Kat Hu Askt fr Burgrz
Teh Kat Hu Bit Hand Dat Feedz
Teh Kat Hu Chood teh Kaktuz
Teh Kat Hu Did Nawt Want
Teh Kat Hu E….
Teh Kat Hu Eated da cookies
Teh Kat Hu Fought Teh Goggie
Teh Kat Hu Gotted Teh Cheezburgers
Teh Kat Hu Horked Teh Jient Hareball
Teh Kat Hu Invented Gushifuud
Teh Kat Hu J….
Teh kat Hu jumt ober teh moon
Teh kat Hu kisst teh Blarnee staon
Teh kat Hu lernded to speek fronsch
Teh kat Hu M…
Teh kat hu missed his littrbocks
Teh kat hu nommed teh gushyfud
Teh kat hu opend teh mail
Teh kat hu peed in yur shus
Teh kat hu quoted garfield
Teh kat hu ran teh hous
Teh kat hu S…
Teh temptashun …. iz …. grate….
Teh kat Hu s…..lept in yer shoez
Teh kat Hu tradid teh baybee for gushy fud
Teh kat Hu undid yer shoelasis
Teh kat Hu…
Teh kat hu voted fur bush
Teh kat hu was undr teh bed
Teh kat hu xpected his fud
Teh kat hu yoiked up on yur blanket
Teh kat hu zoomd thru teh hous.
boo. teh kat hu voted fur nawt bush
((boo tew teh kat hu voted fur bush, taht iz))
Udishunul bewkz n-klewd Teh Kat Hu Barft awn Yr Bordgaym.
(I fot uv a betur “B” wich wuz n-spaiyurd bai uh troo storee.)
Teh kat hu sang
Teh kat hu tawked
Teh kat hu ust tu b a dawg
Teh kat hu v…
Dun be sad, kitteh. Mebbe dere is garfield hiddin in dose fancee cuffurs. Liek puttin comik buks in histree teksbuks.
shh… doant tell teh teecher that! iz teh onlee wey ai survived AP ingerlish.
Awww…poor lil babee kittin. I likes Garfeeld too! I get yu Garfeeld book okeedokee?
(didja sellabrate Garfeeld’s 30th birfday on Fursday?)
dat kitteh need a new houz tew liv inz.
http://ittybittykittycommittee.blogspot.com/
she r up for adopting
An wat abowt Hobbs an Calvin? An Bukky Kat, don forgit Bukky Kat.
Bukky’z ritin sumfing nu fur us rite naow.
Ai kanno bleeb dat da gai who draz Buky haz noe kittehs…or so I ben tolld
Hobbs & Calvin iz mah faborite.
Adn Puff, wif Dik, Jayn adn Sally,
wuz ah pretteh whyt kitteh lyk yur
abotar.
Ooo! Ai havd teh Phun wif Dik en Jayn book…it wuz akshully mai Momz reedin book in skool…she givd it 2 me wen Ai wuz abowt 4 en Ai startid reedin werdz…Ai fink iz stil at her howse, wif a buncha Dokter Soos…must go fynd it!
Mah favrit tu
Calvin an Hobbs. Dey talk wif big werds.
YES! This pic wins for one reason:
I always keep a list of books, movies, and music that I want to buy. One day I was in Barnes & Noble and I saw a book that I wanted, so I wrote it down. When my mum accidentally threw it out, I thought I would never find the title again. Yet this magical kitty has it right under it’s arse. Now the book is back on my list!
Yeah, but de kitteh’s note is gonna smel like cat butt
Grade skool kitteh hatez teh summer reedin’
if i tilts me head a bit mur i is gonna topple
Trai Meg an Mog, lidl kitteh. Ai fink yu will lyk it bedderer tahn Garfeeld
Ai lubs Meg an Mog
OMG whatta face!!! those ize, those ize, dey speak voluums
bery troo
speak voluums….
Whut, y i haz 2 read all dis bukz for skool
I can haz Ol Possumz Buk uf Prakticul Kittehs?
oooh! yu is literarararararary kitteh!
naow y didn’t tehy let us reed dat wun insted uv whuimpering hites? ore annakarinininininina? mebbe then ai wud be litteret.
I iz lyebareeun…iz mah job.
yush…yush yew mai
**kleers froat**
a-hem
Growltiger wuz a Bwavo Kat, who travelled on a barge:
In fact he wuz teh ruffst kat what ebber roamed at large.
From Gravesend up to Oxford he per-pers-chazed his ebil aims,
Rejoycin’ in his title of ‘The Terror of the Thames’.
oooh, shivver me thamberz. Ai bet
Puss n Bootz wud givvem a geaux.
More, more, mor…taht wuz grate!
Iz hard tew maek ts elliot inter lolspeek.
His manner an’ apearawnce did nawt kalkulte tew pleeze;
His coat wuz tworn an seedy, he wuz baggy at teh nees;
Won eer wuz sumwat missing, no need tew tell yew why,
An he skauled upon a hostyle wurld frum won furbidin eye.
tanx manx, taht wuz bootiful, adn nspyrd mi
tu fine sum mor..ai foun Macavity, teh mystery
cat..who menchunz Mungojerrie, lyk Jack duz
n hiz ahsum poam, adn Griddlebone tew.
Ai nu a kitteh wuns wif onli wun frunt leg.
It did nawt slo him down.
Adn he diddint yuz a peg.
Hiz nek wuz wyd az hiz sholderz wuz,
He nebber wohr ah fwown,
Cuz he cud byte wif teh best ov em
Adn thro tehm tu teh groun.
He wuz made ov sahlid mussel
Nawt an owns ov fat.
He showd teh goggiez hu wuz baws,
Can u emagin taht?
Tihs iz mi ode tu Ernie,
Teh amazin three legd cat!
Garfield iz no kitteh…Garfield iz mijit wid a body hair problem…:p
apparentlee tehres nawt much diffrens between a crankee mijit an a kat… but ai prefers teh kat…
Skuze meh, butts teh “m” wurd iz considered offensive to sums liddle peeps.
.
I’m nawt trying to be teh wurd police on dis lolspeak platform. Butts, I know dat lotz ov peeps read dis, and I kno dat we wud neber want to offend ennywon.
*snurts wildlee @ Cygnia an falls on floor*
*donkee eer perks up @ Romeow’s approach*
*donkee leeps up an trots off, ashamed*
Reedin iz fun-da-mentul, fer kitteh wit edubecayshun.
Garfiild izzamust!
ai lyke nermal. he’z kyoot, but ai still finkso he’z acshooly a gurl
ai think is ackshullee a 4-yer-old gurlchild whu noes haow to use teh kyootness to kaws splortashuns an massiv annoyenses.
Nermal’s a boykitteh,but tol’ Garfeeld in one uv da books he wuz a midjet.I tink Nermal’s cyute too!:-)
Twylla!
ai think kittehs sendin a message to awl teh pleh cowches owt ther- luuk at those titels!
‘at home wif pattern’
‘paris interiers’
‘injun interiers’
bcauze Garfeeld comek strip is moar bettr withowt Garfield
see fr yrself:
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/
someone get that little kitteh a garfield now!! anything she wants!! (can you tell mine are spoiled)
Liddill Kitteh iz
gud atz mellteeeng Hewminz’
hartz wiffowtz tryeeng
Jack iz standeeng bye
wiff re-stawkd CCC andz
noo CHRGz
Liddill Kitteh shoodz
reedz Tee Ess Elee~utt. Coodz
beez Mungo Jerree
Jack.
oh his face just makes my heart want to melt
How bowts Calbin an Hobs?
oh noes! i wrote a postie an it dinnt sho up!!! lest tri agin….. is importent so gunna us hyooman spek… *coughs*
This beautiful kitten is Twyla Pickett. She is the last of her litter being fostered by the marvelous Laurie of the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee, a stupendous blog for any kitten lovers out there (please visit! It’s one of my daily web visits, along with Cheezburger http://ittybittykittycommittee.blogspot.com/).
Her siblings and her mama just left this week to go to their homes, and she is lonely. Fortunately, she has foster-cat Charlene to keep her company (please do visit the website, there are great pictures of Charlene cheering her up!). But she really wants a forever home.
If you live in the Tacoma, Washington area or even just plain old Washington, and would be interested in a kitten as sweet as she looks, please please please contact Laurie at her blog (here’s the website again, just in case!!!! http://ittybittykittycommittee.blogspot.com/).
*coughs*
Cmon lolfriens! lets giev dis kitteh a 4eveh hoem!!!!!!!
Oh, dat’s a wunnerful site!
Fank yew! Grate pics, too.
oh noes! i wrote a postie an it dinnt sho up!!! lest tri agin….. is importent so gunna us hyooman spek… *coughs*
This beautiful kitten is Twyla Pickett. She is the last of her litter being fostered by the marvelous Laurie of the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee, a stupendous blog for any kitten lovers out there (please visit! It’s one of my daily web visits, along with Cheezburger ittybittykittycommittee.blogspot.com).
Her siblings and her mama just left this week to go to their homes, and she is lonely. Fortunately, she has foster-cat Charlene to keep her company (please do visit the website, there are great pictures of Charlene cheering her up!). But she really wants a forever home.
If you live in the Tacoma, Washington area or even just plain old Washington, and would be interested in a kitten as sweet as she looks, please please please contact Laurie at her blog!!!!
*coughs*
Cmon lolfriens! lets giev dis kitteh a 4eveh hoem!!!!!!!
Danks u for de infomashuns.
hey BC, u r rite, taht iz a grate site. Ai luv
teh dayly dscripshunz ov teh goinz onz.
I gets my liberry card, I take deese books owt?
I habs a feline dat ur gonna hab sum oberdue fines.
Zing!
Important!!!
The kitty in the picture is name Twyla. She lives in pacific northwest. She’s looking for a forever home! Go to http://ittybittykittycommittee.blogspot.com/ to find out more about her.
Oh! I wantz her! Shez kyoot!
Hmmm, tihs bees wut a kitteh buuk-wurm luuks liek!!!
Hoep sume buuk luuver hoo needez a kitteh wil taike tihs kyuootie adn gibb iyt a foarebber hoem;
(Tehre bees soe menny hoemliss kittehs aroun, iyt izzn’t ebben funnee;
Cum tuu fink ov iyt, tehre awlsoe bees soe menny hoemliss PEEPS aroun, taht iyt izzn’t ebbe funnee az wel; iyt’s a ruff whirld aowt tehre;
Pleez, CC, tuu wautch oaver tehm awl!!!!!)
oooohhhhhh…. i don’t feel gud. Oh noes! My hed feels lyke itz bubbling!
HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRTTTT!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!
Halp cheezfrendz! Halp! My hed asploded!
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
.
Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
.
OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
.
Heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
thnx cweenmj. feel much betr.
omg
itz awsome
i luv garfeild
lolziez
Goober
Doughtz
Patrick