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Cat Blanchett
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Congrats! Fur ur dance, we should play a Volta!
yay!
Very nice!
does she look a little stretched tho? like joan rivers, one more facelift and she’ll have a beard…
Ohai, {{{{{TM}}}}} habent sede yu fur daiz. haop alz wel. Did se yu sed wuz rany. heerz hawt agen. abowt 102 yesdy nd awredy 95 b4 noon. Ai plai sum urly tudai nd taik napz laitur. Reding gud buk dat SMOM mite liek if shez arownd.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ohai Gma, it berry hawt heer tdai, fink itl be inna tripel dijits, hundrit elebenty… Aim melting
ohai,{{{{{{ fikshunkitteh}}}}} Ware ar yu? ai em berry glad tu be ina haus nd nawt hab tu goze owt. Iz aslo sum smoaky. semez liek Calfurneez iz burningz up, habbing so menny fyrez. nd den doze uvvurs iz hab tu lebe dere hauz ina warturz. cud frymanz bringz dat warturz heer plz?
Iz onlee 66 maksymum heer in TTI 2dai - Ai had 2 put teh heetin ondis mornin 2 maek it warm inuff 2 haz shower.
Shur wud be boaring if it wuz awlwaiz nais, sum ranez at nite, maibe, nd den sunshain but nawt tu hawt. up tu abowt 80 fur a liddul wile, nd den kul orf agen. we hab hete awn stil abowt 2 wekez ago. We dint hab AC til 2 yeerz ago. Tudai it wil go awn sune, set at 77. Tumoro da fawg cumz bak nd we kul agen
ohai {{{{{{{{{{gmwgs}}}}}}}}} I haz lurked fer a while-teh pyuter been playin up. Yestiddy it wented awl funneh weird awn me an I wuz skeered ob yoosin it.
*sigh*… gets down an begins skrubbin…
til Mr. T.M chekked it owt.
Iz hoomid heer,cuz ob rayne. But no Hawt.
I can has heddake. n I got to skrape pankake batter orf teh floor an stove-kidlets shud nawt be let loose maykin pancakes
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Dems enjoied tehm tho Pankakes an syrup..mmmnnnnn …..
Ratzafratz! Ai wuz jus saing ” iz da roolz: kidletz clenez up da mes dey maikz.” But sumtiemz is wurs. Huzbum cumz tu se wutz fur lunch nd ai furgot to clik.
Akshully cate blanchett (de vun not kitteh) ish plashtis surgury oponent. sez cate not had facelift.
Dats cuz ai finks hurs gotz skinee skin…wen yew has chubee skin, nawt luk sew fin oar strechd. Ai has xperins inna dis aereeya.
I bleeve dat. Face not look face liffted. Face look nachrull.
I tinks peepulls shud bee abull too hab teh surjurries if it heps dere self
esteem, butt I sooooo much more admires teh peepulls dat lubs dere nachrul
looks an bee prowd ub dere ajeeng an akwired wisdum.
Yoo sed itt. Yoo kno hoo elts diddunt hab a fayselift–wut’sernaym, played Annie Hall I reely respkt taht laydee—hrz fayse iz herz fayse, an teh ress ob the wurld kan goe hang.
Nawt sekund and nawt sekund, but am new, hi there!
O hai, El moggo. Welcome! Go on in and have a look around. I’ll hold ur ristwatch for u.
dunt yew dayr! lcb, howz Esme?
*holds up watch*
Look, LCB! Look at the shiny watch! izzint it pwetty? But you can’t haz it!
*peers @ Werdy* Has Mary been gibbun u teezin lessuns?
Ohai El moggo,
nice tew meetcha
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*whispurrs* jess be caerful dat LCB gibs bak yaw wotch. She tends to *ahem* ‘furrget’ she’s jess holding fings. If yoo noe whut i meen ?
I heerd the YNG needed treetment aftur.
hoo? sowwy, she must be sum seleb that ai dunt noes abowt.
That’s why Ceiling Cat invented teh intertubes:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000949/
Ai thot taht wuz Al Goar.
Giant kitteh will nom on small hoomon!
Jiunt kitteh will nom teh whole wurld!
Kitteh iz prittyer tahn hooman Ifinkso.
Yesh, defynetelee!!
Erm. howyasay, duh! Hooman uglee!!
I shud bee so uglee.
Pleaz tu beet mii wif taht stik tu, iffin dat’z wut uglii liks liek
I lub dat icon.
oh hai i am noob from kanada - ccud we have ice cap beer fur drinkses?
Fur shure! Whut part of teh VLC is u from?
I iz eyelan noob, u tri Guiness amandakat?
sure,eyelan noob. how bout dances?????mabe country line danses?
Oh hai El moggo and amandakat!
Welcum to burgerland! I iz alwais happeh to hab noo frenz heer!
Enjoi urseffs!
{{{{{El moggo & amandakat}}}}}
ohai amandakat
pleezd too meetcha. Welkum to ower happy playce
ontario
ai has been lurker 4 sum tyme now . it IS a happy place -gud to just watch and reed comments
Ohai amandakat, ai agreez, ai finkso lawta peeps jess woch fur wile, getsed teh feelz fur it, trii tew mast her teh speek adn billed up kurij. Welkum! Mush funs tew be hadded, menny kynd wittee frenz heer.
lotza free flowin kindness. yeah!!!!
iffen u wantz mor free flowin kindness, cmon ovr 2 cheezfrenz!
Cut-en-payst dis into ur browser *snip here* groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
*snip here*
en den klik on “joyn dis groop” en voila, u ken post! We havz lotsa fun dere, en givz eechudder hugz en snorglez.
Oh, I like dat. Free flowin kindness.
Kitteh no luk amuzed at all.
Wud yu be amused, beeink ekwated wib a lesser an’ hoomin celebrity?
Kitteh seez ul ur flauz, and telz u abut dem.
SISTERZ!!
Kitteh much tebber than hooman, much mor pritti by faaaaar. Stinki hooman karnt cach maus and karnt klime treez. Stinki hooman kan onli try to luik pretti.
An finks shee needz 2 paynt fays wiv stinkee stuffs. PLEH!
U shud see hooman wivvout stinki fayc-paynt! maek u verri frike, u bet. But kitteh alwais pritti, even furst ting in th mawnin febor she getz washd or duz her furr. To maek hooman happi, they sai, ‘u got kitteh fayc.’ To maek kitteh happi, noboddi eva say ‘u got hooman fayc’ .
Kitteh haz teh cheekbones.
Cat Blanchett Cat iz biiyootiifuhl. Jus laik Cate Blanchett hyooman.
Seperaytid at birf???? *arches i-brow*
mussa bin a intrestin littur….
Teh stuf weez puttez teh poar kittehs throo; kumparying tehms tuu hyuoomin cehlebritees, drehssyng tehms up iyn kiddie kloas; maikyng tehms duu sillee trix; katchyng tehms iyn mbarressyng situamashuns; ebben taikeiyng fotos ov tehms wen tehre sleapyng!!!!
Butt teh kittehs luuvs uz ennywai;
YAY FOAR TEH PAYSHUNT LUUVYNG KITTEHS!!!!!!!
Heer heer! Ai fink hoonamz hoo maek kittehs doo stoopy fings shud b punisht.
Sophie-Ellis Catstor don’t need a kitteh pic!
lal
Good one!