Ha ha ha!!!
Ha ha ha!!! Take that, grass!!!
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I will cut yew!
*sniggle* Good one.
I’z a maniac!
Run Forest Run
un pear able, pecan sommone yr own size
oak a, saguaro goin to fine elm?
dis oak is runnin on an’ on. Iz nao ash old ash da hillz. dat’s fine, as it’s fernny.
Iffn ya don’t like puns you’ll get sycamore.
Emo grass.
ohai romeow………. were yer eeers burnin………we wuz jez tawkin bout yew
oops ai leaved MJ logged
Jamamakitty’z heer!!! Jamamakitteez heer!!!
U waz? Ware? I didzn’t heer ennyfing!
Romeow! Ware iz yur cyoot kitteh-wid-teh-mismacht-ais icon???
Heer it iz. I furgetted to sine in on teh odder puter.
Fanks fur teh minder.
pretteh wite kitteh wif
pretteh ais iz so
pretteh!
no…the emo grass cuts itself.
if it weren’t for the thought of emo playing from my lawn 24/7, that might be appealing
all work and no play makes
oh my
deer grass
remeber mii, iz teh wun whut kutted u
iz hopin teh pane be goned
I need dis kitteh fur my lawn.
Fur seerius!
yesh!
on second thot…mebbe I not wanna trust vampire kitteh wif big sharp blades.
SRSLY! EPIC BATTLZ WIV GRASSES!
Kitteh’s batel wib teh grass infolbed:
Attacking…
Biting…
Cutting…
Digging…
Eating…
F….
Fleecing
Grinding
Hogging
Icing (like da Sopranos do)
Jawing
K…
Knocking
Lashing
Mawling
Nom Nom
Oppozition Eliminazion
Poizon
Q . . .
Quantum flux
Rifle fire
Slashing
Terrible lizard attack
Uranium isotope
V..
Vizualyzin
Waitin tew lonng
Xactin teh edgiz
Yeerlee feez
Zappin bugz.
Kickin grasz
Lion down a litl
Mowin
Needin a sip ov sumpin
Oilin teh YNG
P…
no, yu needz a shurtless lawn mowin guy (whuse related to the fyremens and the YNG) an a beeg glass uv lemonade!
Did u see teh nu Beckem advertizes cam out todai ?? Oh Mai !!!1!!
Akshully, I ushually eat gras & thro up on deh carpet.
dis r diffurence b/w kittehs an goggies…goggies also nom teh rug and frow up on teh grass. Eether way fine wif dem.
Ur ass is grass, um, Grass.
Teh grass iz alwais longer in front ov teh mower.
Verry deep…ai liek!
duh!!!1!!!
But it iz greener ober teh septic tank!!
Iz troo! Wen teh wether iz dry en hot en teh gras goez dormint, teh lawn turnz mostly brown, eksept ovr teh septic tank drayn feeld. Dat stayz green!
LOL!!! Romeow - no matter hao mai day iz goint - yoo AWLWAIZ maek mee laff!
is a lawn meower!
@@@@@!!!!!
Ai’ll see yur burgurz an raize tehm!!! LOL
@@@@@ @@@@@!!!! Egg selleunt Flartus!
Kitteh is mowzying around…
Dis iz ur kitteh on grass.
Adn dis iz teh CCC drybur on grazs.
iz wun bizzi kittey adn warez mani hatz…
Next….NASCAT
Oh, dat are a scarey thot…No Toonces, look out!!!!!!!1!
…’bout az Qte az Qte getz.
BTW = Happi Nawt Sekunds to you Maryland . . . u wantz drinkies an danses?
Awww…fanks. Iz mai furstest nawt seckonds, an ai thout nobody noticed! Ai lurves teh drinkies an danses~! Appletini, pleze tew maek!
Martoonies comin rite up fur u !!! Veri Big ConCatsulations on the Nawt Seckund, nawt Seckund . . . ai’ve nver got one yet. I will dansdansdans fer you tonite !! Appltini martoonies fer ebberones !!! Spin n Twirl, leap and jumps, wag wag of happi tails fer Ms. Maryland the Belle of the Ball !!1!!
Yew maek me happee! {{{madamz}}}. Let us danse bai teh lite ov teh moon!
Oh hai Maryland_Belle!
Grate nawt second commint!
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May I hab dis danse, bai teh lite ov teh summer solstise moon?
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*steps steps twirl twirl step step*
*steps steps twirl twirl step step*
*twirl twirl twirl, beeg dip*
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Fank yew fur teh danse bai teh beeg moon!
*bows to MB*
i singz 4 u, 2 wit (oar mebee ten inverks [1/2 witz]):
litteh kitteh kut teh grass
do-dah, ha-ha
litteh kitteh kut teh grass
awl do-dah grass
gwine 2 kut awl nite
by teh fla-ash lite
litteh kitteh kut teh grass
Thereby saving you lots of effort!
Bwava, bwava~~!! **klapklapklap**
blushin adn bowin (mosely bowin) (tehb sneekin awf!)
*pitty pat*
*pitty pat*
gowes the floofy paws fer bamahern
bamahern - taht wuz reelee gud!! Ai speshullee laiks becuz tath seems to be meee!! int teh springtime. We hav a HYOOOOJ lawn - an paths out bak awn teh farm - awl needing to be mowed AWL TEH TIME - seems to me! LOL!
Ai wish ai had such a litteh kitthe!!
Guessin her gave up onna silly bration of sum kind . . . Awwwww
Ai had tew go gib teh noms tew mai kittehs, an jest got bacckers tew mai pootyr