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As the thoughts of little cheezburgers danced in their heads

dreem becumz realitee.

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  1. two_kittehs says:

    Sweet kitteh dreams

    • kafleen says:

      *Donkee blows trumpet*

      Da DOOOOO!

      HAPPY BIRFDAY, idansdansdans!

      It r mah verreh happeh plezhur too annownts dat it r teh birfday of the wunnurful CareLOL, hoo is brave and funny and bootifull, an mah wunnurfull frend!!

      Carol, u fill mah hart wiff lub eech an ebbree day! Ebree day I can count on ur funny and inspiring and upbeat emails too make mah day better! I noes u offun feelz verreh verreh bad butt u keeps on goin, juss like teh Energizer Bunneh, wiff a song in ur hart! U is an inspirashun and awe-ment too mee, an a gift frum Ceiling Cat!

      Tank u furr coming into mah life, Carol!!!

      Teh Donkey lubs you!!!

      • two_kittehs says:

        happy birfdai to I dansdansdans
        Hi Kafleen how is Uz
        I hasn’t seed U in a while

        • kafleen says:

          O, Hai, two_kittehs! I srry I hijacked ur not-sekund… :oops:

          I polly-jize, butt I was tryin so hard too get dis neer teh top.. furgibs mee? :)

          I is okay….still stressing obbur teh nawty boykitteh….now I has teh eye-twitches
          furr a week…. :/

          • KAfleen1 I has missed yew sew muches and muches and muches!!!!! ai am sew sorry to heer bowt teh eye twitchies. can yew stay an play today?

            • kafleen says:

              Yes!!

              I has sebbun dayz a week noaw….butt yesterday I had unushooal oppor
              toonitee and was asked at wurk if I wunnted too bee off today, (I wuzz gibbun teh furst choice) an I thoted, “Bee
              off fur Carol’s birfday an bee abull to post her greeteeng on teh ICHC?
              Why, yesh, I DOO! ” an had a giant happeh!

              An heer I is!

              We has owta town cumpnee today an needs too share cumpyootur, butt
              dat bee okay!

              • ooooh! yay for habbin an off werk day!!! an awlso, yay for company, i finkso! ai hope iz a loverly day!!!!

                • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                  LOOK !!!!!!! EBREEWUN LUK !!!!!!! :D

                  Itz nawt awnlee idansdansdans’s birfday!!

                  TRIBBLE -AR VERREE AWN TRIBBLE maed it to teh frunt page! RITE HEER!!!

                  YAY!!1 Tribble Lynn!!! Way to go!!!1 Do it sum moar!!! Hooray!! Huzzah!! ;)

        • burfday fairy says:

          HAPPEE BURFDAY i dansdansdans
          ζξςωЗҗфқζξغלℓ₤ﯼﮝ
          ζξςωЗҗфқζξغלℓ₤ﯼﮝ
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          • kafleen says:

            Dat nice, Burfday fairy!!!

            U noe wutt? I wuzz so mad….I saw ur poast abowt ur hubbee birfday and
            about teh jazz singer Johnny and I wented and fownd a jazz ecard site! and
            dey had a postcard ub him! and I filled it owt and maded it furr ur hubby! and
            den teh link wuzz sposed too cum too me in mah email so I cud poast it furr
            u and it nebbur came! So I tried agin wiff mah uddur email…and not cummed
            again!

            I wuzz so mad and so tired I gabed up. :(

            I hope he had a happy birfday…..

            • lunarmommy says:

              fank yoo, kafleen, him hadz very happee bifday. taht wuz so fotful ob yoo to fink ob him and findz e-card for him, sumtimez stoopy interwebz jus duznt wurk right.

              • lunarmommy says:

                :oops: oops, i haz gibbed away my Sekrit Innerwebz Idenity, what to do now :oops:

                • cweenmj says:

                  *MIB flash shinee thingee @ awl deh Cheezpeepz*
                  8) Doan wurry, Lunar Mommy. 8) 8) No wun will remember dis. 8)

                  • kafleen says:

                    *hands mj a towel*

                    • cweenmj says:

                      Fank yew.
                      *Drip, drip. Wipe, wipe. *

                      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                        O Hai cweemmj! Iz Jamamakitty ther yet????? Ai am sew egg sighted fur yoo both!!

                        An WOW!! yoo flashed taht rite i mai aies – ai need mai 8)

                        Blink!! Blink! Blink!

                        An hai up there lunarmommy! Nice to see yoo! ;)

                        • cweenmj says:

                          She’z not heer yet. but sed she spektz 2 b heer rownd 3pm Pasifik time. I gots a crok pot full uv my 3 beanz chili simmering. :D

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          OOOOHHH!!!!! 3 beenz chili!!! Soundz delishusus!! AND nutrishus!

                          Ai maek a reelee gud (at leest, ebreewun says so ;) ) wun been chili maiself – but ai hope to have sum ov yours sum day!! An ai can maek yoo sum ov mine. Sum cawl it “Michigan chlli!”

                          Don’t furget to giv hur sum hugs frum meee!!!

                        • Aahz says:

                          Oooh… yum… Dat wood b gud rite bowt naow…
                          I wuz spowsta goez hoam urlee aftur staiyin til midnyt last nyt, but dat nebbur happenz heer… I steel haz sum werkz 2 dew, n itz awlriddee 5:20 :-(

                        • cweenmj says:

                          u kan making yer own. deh resipee b @
                          cweenmj.wordpress.com/2008/03/02/pot-luck/

                        • Aahz says:

                          Fanky 4 da ressipee, cweenmj! Un4toon… unfoarchoon… Bad 4 me dat I steel b at werkz n nawt b aybul 2 mayk supperz naow…

                • kafleen says:

                  U HAS A BIG FAT HUG FRUM UR DONKEE FREN!!!!
                  {{{{{{{{{{birfdayfairy}}}}}}}}}}}

          • idansdansdans says:

            :shock: Wowzers!! I nebber bin wisht happi birfdai in sush a byootiful ritingz B4!!! Fanks, burfday fairy!! :lol:
            .
            Pee Ess.. It duz sai happi birfdai- duzzin it??

        • burfday fairy says:

          concatulashuns on nawt furst, 2k! wuns, in my ovver idenity, i seed a lol wif “no comments” an my brayn, wut liddl iz left ob it, jus frozed rite up. i admire tohse hoo kan fink ob teh gud fings to say fast enuff!

        • idansdansdans says:

          Ohhh mai gudness donkey gurl….. Wut a wunnerfuls fings to saiz !!! I feel teh same, ob corse!!
          A.. Yore adorabl
          B.. Yore sew bewtiful
          C.. Yore a kewtii full ov charm
          D.. Yore a darlin
          Etc… an on an on wif nise stuffs…

          Fankyew Fankyew Fank yew

          An fanks two_kittehs… 4 teh birfdai wishes.. :smile:

        • idansdansdans says:

          Wierd press eated mai comment bak 2 yu Kafleen… I will try 2 do it agin…
          * Ratz.. Darn yu , drattid wierd Press!!*

      • idansdansdans ai am heer wishin yew a happytail birfday!!!!! heer– ai maded yew a cupcake, but i eeted it.
        .
        sew ai maded yew anudder. I din eet dis wun!

        • idansdansdans says:

          I eetid it!! I did!!! Fanks… Wuz tehre a cinnommonom stik innit??
          *phleppth* Ooops.. it wuz a candel! Gud fing it wuzzint lit!! —-Or wuzzit???

      • KittehlessJon says:

        Happitayle birfdae, Idansdansdans!

      • Aahz says:

        Hippo birdeez 2 ewez, idansdansdans!!
        Minnee happeetaylz thotz n weeshez 4 U!

      • Tribble says:

        Happi burfdai idansdansdans! Haz a wunnerful dai!

        • idansdansdans says:

          I did ! I did! Yore berry suite!!
          Soree I mist teh passing owt ov the tribbles… I still haz sum frum JCH4000K’s birfdai partee an parade if yu need NE….
          * Hay.. yu duzzin hasta run awai…*

          • fikshunkitteh says:

            ♫Hippo birdie tew ewe♪♫
            ♫Hippo birdie tew ewe♪♫
            ♫Hippo birdie Deer idansdansdans♪♫
            ♫Hippo birdie tew ewe♪♫
            Haop yew hadded a grate birfdai, cheers!

      • cweenmj says:

        Happy Birfday IDDD!!! I pikking u up in deh bublol wif mii adn wii flote rownd deh Cheezland fer a wyle. Wyle wii floting, wii will blowing bublbolz dat will floting down on deh peepz and popping on dere hedz.
        .
        Θ ο Ộ ∞ ∂ ○ ☼ О ء ه ٭ ۞ ە ۵ Ỡ Ộ ∞ ∂ ○Ö œ όه ○ ☼ 0 ﻋ ﻩﻬ ☼ ﻮ ۞ Ỡ Ộ ο О ء ﮦ○∞ợ ө ο˚§ ¤ % 0° öه ٭ ۞ ە ۵ Θ ο Ộ ∞ Ỡ Ộ ο О ء ه ٭ ۞ Ộ ∞ ە ۵ Θ ∂ ○ Ộ ∞ ﮦ○ ∞ ợ өο˚§ ¤ % 0 ° ö ∂ ○ ☼ ە ο О ء ه Ộ ∞ ∂ ○٭ ۞ ە Θ Ö œ ό ه ○ ☼ 0ﻋ ﻩﻬ ο Ộ ∞ Ỡ Ộ ο О ء ه ٭ ۞

        • 3 Cattails says:

          Sillybrate ur birfday!!!

          • idansdansdans says:

            Wut wundermous, wundermous, cheezfrenz… Fanks frum teh bottim ov mai hart 4 awl the wishes!!!! I haz nebber had a parti B4.
            * idans steps into cweenmj’s majikkle bubblol an tehy flotes abuv Cheezland*
            “Oooooo…. cween, I can seez mai howse frum heer!”
            “Say, iz dis teh corner of JCH4K Blvd an JCH4K Blvd wair the nawty barn iz???? Look, teh firemins R waving frum the roof !! Ohai, boiz!! Naw, iz nawt a free alarm.. itz jus mai caik candels.. No, wii hazzint seen LCB, butt we’ll tell hur yore lukkin 4 hur!!”
            Oooo.. the lilddel bubblols R floting ebbreyware.. *poppity*poppity* poppity*
            Howd yu get the luvvlee sparkels in ‘em?? Sew bootiful.. Like teh 4th ov July!
            .
            “Hay, wut’s tihs donkey pic wif a targit paynted onnit doin taypt up heer??”

            *cweenmj lands the bubblol gentlee on the green grass of princess mu medow*

            “Fanks, mai cween.. I has nebber flown nawt second class bubblol B4— ebber!!

        • kafleen says:

          SPEEKEENG UB TINGS POPPING ON PEEP’S HEDS….

          *MJ heers a voice callling frum above*

          Yoooohooooo! Look up, MJ!!!! I gotz sumfing furr u wiff ur name on it!

          http://www.tinyurl.com/56zrmu

          • cweenmj says:

            I haz sumfing fer u, 2. But u will hab 2 wayting until next Wenzdee.

              • stagehanddan says:

                that is classic, people are knocking on the shop door wondering what the laughing at 1 am is all about.

                • fikshunkitteh says:

                  Ohai Dan, R U werkin onna set? Is dat teh shawp dore yew tockin bowt?

                  • Harry says:

                    Hey fsk, YU haz 4 pichers on da voting pages for June 20! Yay! Da pushup kitteh is xtremely splortable! Congratulations!

                    • fikshunkitteh says:

                      Ohai Harry! Wows and dubbel wows! Fanks fur tellin me, well wudya no, my hyoomer is ok tew sumbodees. Ai has a happitail now! Fanks agin!

                      • stagehanddan says:

                        It is the production shop at work, and where I hook up mai puter. Not building anything right now. Today was another comedy show.

                        • fikshunkitteh says:

                          Late nite, huh? My cousin in law werks as a transportation guy here in CA. He puts in some extreme hours driving stars motorhomes and getting set vehicles where they should be.
                          *clap clap clap*
                          Thanks for all the hard work so we can laugh!

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          I don’t usually have to build anything here unless a tour breaks something that needs fixed “right now”.

                          your CIL can have my share of drivin’ in CA. Was out there for two weeks on a childrens theatre tour in ‘97. *twitch* I’m better now *twitch* (the grapevine, a mercedes truck, *shudders*).

                          most comedy shows don’t mean that much work really. Big concerts are always busy days, next is Boston/Styx, prolly be 18-20 hrs long.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        ♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫
        ♫♫HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO

        HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER idansdansdans aka Carol!! ;) ♪
♫
        ♫HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫

        AND – just becuz it’s yoo!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ2BKGSmrbY
        “Cat, I’m a kitteh cat”

        • idansdansdans says:

          Fank yu, deer Janet.. Yu haz sush a lubbly voyce.. ( an I nowe yu dew!) :smile:
          ..
          It wuz tihs berry videeo taht brot mii 2 Cheezland in teh nawt second playce, sew mani munfs ago!! It iz also ware I gottid mai nayme!! I nebber getz tyred ov it!! I luvz it, I dew!! Wut a wundermous gift… an sew thotful!! :lol:
          ..

          Wut a happi dai!! I waked up 2 a slyde show ov teh most bewtiful pikshurs in teh whirrld frum Kafleen, an camed heer 2 see that that donkey gurl had struk again wif a nonowncemint ov mai birfdai!! Tehn awl the best wishus frum Cheezfrends… Itz bin teh most awsum birfdai ebber!!!

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Ai’m so glad yoo had a lufflee birfday! An ai hav awlwayz luved yur nayme!! :D

            An izn’t ar liddle Dawn Key Fren Kafleen sumthing else again! Yoo cudin’t ask fur a bedder frend – an ai kno w she iz so verree fond ov yoo – as ar we awl!

            AN – We Gemini ar awlways gud frenz! Look!

            Attribute
            .
            Ideal Careers: Actor/actress, architect, archaeologist, comedian, teacher, model, playwright, diplomat, public speaker, author, psychologist, poet, journalist, lawyer, movie writer or director, debater/politician.
            .
            Likes: Talking, the unusual, teaching, learning, different things in life, having multiple projects all going at once, traveling, making jokes, jet-setting
            .
            Dislikes: Feeling tied down, losing, being wrong, being in a bad situation, mental inaction, being alone, not getting credit for one’s successes
            .
            Ai found these at Wikipedia!! Ar these laik yoo??? Tehy are SKEEERLILY laik mee!! :D

      • PercyCat says:

        O, happi dai tu ewe, idansdansdans!
        Hav a peech compoat smutherd peace
        ov cheezcake wif me…tharz nuf fur
        ebrywun. Adn a shought ov takeyla, ai
        don bodder wif teh lemonz, saltz k tho.
        nuf 4 ahl. mmm, warm!

        • idansdansdans says:

          Fanks PercyCat.. I luvs peech NEfing!! Butt ’speshully compoatd cheezcake…nummiez!!

          Takeyla iz gud by mii… Itz gud wifowt teh limmon.. cawse I can nebber bemember witch cums nawt second.. the salt lik or teh limmon!!! :lol:
          *cheez*

          • stagehanddan says:

            peech nefing eh? Parker Co. TX being the peach capitol of TX (they gotta serious peach festival july 12) and mai rezidence being dere, a peach hook-up nawt impozzabul. and mai mom-cat has a peach butter that is leathally addictive.

        • Romeow says:

          Oh hai idansdansdans!
          Happiest ov Birfdais to U!
          May I joyne u fur a shought ov Takeela?
          PercyCat, I see dat u hab mah faborite, Patron Anejo.
          *pours anudder shought fur eberywon*
          Happeh Birfdai, idansdansdans! Cheers!
          *drinks Takeela*
          ahhhhh…

          • PercyCat says:

            Romeow, etal…
            oh, pleez joyne me, glad tu oblij.
            also, tri a shot ov teh “Mezcal”, if u
            ebber git a chans. But, ai havvint
            scene it..r lukked fur it.. n aleast
            twinti yrs. smoother n stronger
            if ai rememorberz rite.

    • two_kittehs says:

      of cheezburgers and gooshie fuds and nipz

      • jd says:

        …and…and…oh no….not again!….my head….ARGH!….Cuteness Extremus!!1!

        splortsplortSplortSPLORT***SPLORTTTTTTTTTT***

        • annipuss says:

          Drags ober CCC
          Sweeps up branes
          scoops dem up an puts bakk in jd’s hedd’Fixes 50s bavin hat in plaes an seecoors it wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdoi)
          Hands jd a flooffy blankit an sum hot choklit.
          Here, rest in teh recubbery lownj

    • Tribble says:

      Concats on yur top spot two_kittehs! Eye happi u didn’t splort b 4 u cood hit “Add Comment”. :)

  2. annipuss says:

    Tehy zzzzed blissfullee

  3. eeckthecat says:

    Tribble’s capshun….YAY !!!!!!!

  4. Missy says:

    Dis mah BFF.

  5. Maus says:

    Ah heck… I left mai CHRG at hoem…
    KA-SPPLLOOOOOORRRRRT!1!1!!!!111!!!!!1

    • Maus says:

      *Weakly raises head*
      Conga rats, Trib! Good job!

      • Missy says:

        Let me try this, Maus…nebber dun it….
        Assess. *Finds cart*
        *sweepy, sweepy, sweep*
        *tapey, tapey, tape*
        *gives Maus booteeful blankey*
        *offers chockey possum cookies*
        *pats Maus on shoulder*
        Remeber CHRG: next time don leaf hoam without it.

      • Tribble says:

        Fank u Maus! Eye rilli sori bout cawzin yr splort. Heer haz a tribble tu mayke u feel bettur.

        • Maus says:

          Fanks. Sumbuddy needs to stop my ebil twin frum doin harm to Eeck. Mebbe tribbles haets Ebil Mauses jus liek Klingons…

    • two_kittehs says:

      oh noes maus u shuld habz been more careful
      here let me help
      : put CHRG on Maus’s head after gaddering deh brainz
      take this floofy bloo blankee
      I brings U some choclit trufflez k
      here
      does Uz also want a soft toy lyke the kitteh?

      • Maus says:

        Fanks. Taht shud be fine…
        *Glances up a the picture*
        Uh Ohs…
        *KA-SPPLLOOOOOORRRRRT!1!1!!!!111!!!!!1*
        *The CHRG pops off*
        I fink yoo fergotted teh ducky taypes…
        *Klunk*

        • oh noes!!!!!
          .
          we needs the CCC bak heer!!!
          .
          sweepa sweepa sweepa
          scoooooooooop
          *PLOP*
          tukity tukity tukity
          pat pat pat
          strettttchhhhhhh teh CHRG ober Maus’ fragile brainz
          skritttccchhhhhhh (ducky tape)
          stik stik stik
          skrittttttttcccchhhhh (moar ducky tape)
          stik stik stik
          .
          whew. how is ewe feeling mausy? take dis hawt chawklit and chowklit possum and snugglez on teh cowch wif teh sawfty blankee. its green and has turtlols awn it.

          • Maus says:

            Fanks KTNF.
            *Rummages in the CCC*
            But I fink I will has sum Scotch insted of teh hawt choklit. It’s TCCITDBC, aftur all…

            • eeckthecat says:

              **ahem**
              Mr.Maus…has u seen teh Ebil Maus todai??
              Ai has had a trying mornin at werk,due in part to mai cuztomers getting the idea frum E.B. that we are able to produce spherical,cloth boxes.
              This iz causin me no end uv trubbul……

              • Ebil Maus says:

                I’ve been here all morning. Just ask rhsb. And who is this “E.B.” of which you speak?

                • eeckthecat says:

                  Ment E.M. …..
                  Fanks alot,buster !!!!

                  • Ebil Maus says:

                    Why are you upset with me? Obviously there’s a consumer demand that you are not meeting. That’s not my fault…

                    • eeckthecat says:

                      Whatever,smart guy !!

                      • Ebil Maus says:

                        Eeck, I think you need to take a Chill Pill…
                        *Hands Eeck a large yellow-green pill with pink stripes and purple polka-dots*
                        Swallow it with this…
                        *Hands Eeck a beaker filled with a yellow-green liquid with pink stripes and purple polka-dots*
                        It’s OK. Trust me……

                        • annipuss says:

                          Don eet it Eek I fink EM iz triin sumfing suspishus an sneekee

                        • 3 Cattails says:

                          Mmm, Ebil Maus. Ai tink Ai had sum uf dat las weak be4 my dentist appontmint. Was veery gud stuff. Purrhaps we shud stock sum fur teh nawty barn??

                        • Maus says:

                          *Holds a Tribble out to Ebil Maus*
                          Luk, bruvver. A cyoot lil tribble!
                          *SCREEEEEDLESCREEEEEDLESCREEEEEDLE*
                          Oh deer. Wuts the matter lil tribble?

                        • Ebil Maus says:

                          A tribble? HAhahahahahahahaha….
                          Maus! You tricked me!
                          *Disappers in a cloud of evil smelling smoke*

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          ***hmmph*****
                          Duz Ebil Maus fink Ai’m stoopid ????
                          Nawt eetin of drinkin ANYFING he gibs me !!!

                        • friscokitteh says:

                          ru felelen betterer eeck? i’m gonna trai teh song for ewe agin….
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eJwtjFLj1c&feature=related
                          take tihs wif liddle margreeta onna rox and ull feel better bewy soon!

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          Aaah,fanks,frisco……ai duz feels bedderer….werk iz still crazee,tho…iz liek 2nd Monday !!

                        • Ebil Maus says:

                          But think of all the spherical cloth boxes you’re selling :wicked:

                        • Ebil Maus says:

                          Dang! I meant :twisted:

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          You know,we make some cremation/body shipper boxes here….
                          I would watch my back if I were you.

                        • Maus says:

                          He duzzint meen nothin by it Eeck. ‘Sides, we knows how to maek him disupeer ifs we needs to.
                           
                          I iz heddin hoem fer the weakend. Catch all y’all on teh ovvur sied!

                        • cweenmj says:

                          *Wavezez floofee paw twordz Dellee Ware*
                          Bai Maus. Schmoo.

                        • 3 Cattails says:

                          Oh noes! I hab been awai too long.
                          I dinnit kno dat Ebil Maus was reely ebil.
                          Hiz ebil cycledillic drugz…Do not want! Iz der a auntidote?
                          I mite hav axidentally consoomed sum.

                        • Ebil Maus says:

                          *Heard in the distance*
                          Hehehehehehehehehehehe……..

            • ok kewl!
              .
              hahahaha… ai was gonna axe yew, but den ai figgured it owt tank Ceeling Cat itz teh day b4 caturday!

    • eeckthecat says:

      ***clang ,clang,clang***
      CCC comin thru….
      ****scrape,scrape,scrape***
      ***pat,pat,pat***
      ***tape,tape,tape****
      Here iz a Red Wings blankee and sum chokklit pucks!
      Bedderer ??

    • KittehlessJon says:

      Does nobody care about our cheezfren Maus? No CCC operator around to sweep up braynes?

      *sitz Maus inna chayre*
      *getz dustpn and bruum from CCC, sweepz up braynes*
      *caerfly pax braynes bak in cray… cri… skull*
      *pulls 50s baving cap over Maus’ hed*
      *duktaypes cap on to keep braynes in hed*
      Heer, heer’s a drinkie an a chockilolt possum. Close your eyes and think of gasoleen pryces to drive the kyoot away….

  6. annipuss says:

    Congratshumalashuns two_kittehs, Wot shall we get u 2 sellibrate?

  7. friscokitteh says:

    YAY!11 IZ TRIBBLE!!!!!!

    • kafleen says:

      *sniff*

      It’s bootifull, Tribble… ♥

      • conga ratzulashuns, Tribbl! Ai has such a happytayle for yew!!!!!! Issa wunnerful feeling, no??

        • friscokitteh says:

          eye hope taht hur can kom ober n play! eye sended hur a emale tew let er no we’re wattin on er!

          • friscokitteh says:

            welllll, culur me duh…..i dint luk down teh fred n see she arreddy heer!

            • ohai Friscokitteh, how is yew doing today?

              • friscokitteh says:

                toodai iz graat dai KTNF! howr ewe?

                • ai am just lubberly!! ai cannot remember, wut part of country are yew frum? issit SF? or is dat just teh kitteh name?

                  • friscokitteh says:

                    teh kitteh naym, im in HaHHoostin!

                    • hyoostin… is nice city? ai hassn’t ebber been dere.

                      • friscokitteh says:

                        I like it here! I never thought I would, I grew up in a much smaller city and always pictured hoostin as teh big evil durty city (and hot as h___ see HaHHoostin above), but we’ve been here for about 20 years and I really love it, we have everything you’d need or want! The arts, the culture, the zoo, the suburbs (they’re the best!) You should come here sometime! But, I think I told you before, if you come to Texas, make sure you go to Austin, too, since you like the goobment stuffs!

                        • goobmint is rite!!! Ai has hearded awl sorts of stuffs about Austin. Sounds Grate. ai am sew glad yew likes ur city. I lubs washingmachine DC and finkso ai wanna stay der a while… ai has a frend in baltimore who duzzn’t like it sew much and ai hazza sad for her. at leest it just fer collige!

          • Tribble says:

            Fank U friscokitteh! Eye prechiate ur emale!

            • friscokitteh says:

              ur velcum! i new as soon az i sawd teh caption above teh picture it wuz urz…i boted onit onna boten page….i donno why im so xcited for ewe, but I AM! iz lak noin a slebrety!

        • Tribble says:

          Whoo Hoo!!! Izz mazin KTNF! U putz picher onna builder, but u nebber no whut will mayke it tu da votin payge or whut peepul will lyke ann vote fur.

      • Tribble says:

        Aww, fank u kafleen. <3 (Eye doan’t no how tu mayke da leetul heartee ting.)

        • fikshunkitteh says:

          Ohai Tribble! Congrat shoelaces for baykin frunt payge! Berry cyoot capshun. Der issa wai to mayk hartz frum skrach butt ai doan no, sew ai cheetz alil
          cuteded adn paysted adn sayveded tew dok sew ai kin aweez havva pikchur werds fur teh using. Njoi
          ♥♥♥♥

  8. rhsb says:

    **frantically looks for CHRG** Were IZZIT????

    Uh, oh…
    .
    .
    .
    .
    SSSSSPPPPLLLLOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

    • jk2kitteh says:

      o deer… lemme halp..

      gather gather gather
      sweep sweep
      paky paky inna hed
      ducky tap all roun
      pat pat
      choklity and floofie blanky

      nappy time naow!

    • two_kittehs says:

      oh noes rhsb
      herez I a spare CHRG
      an take some choclit trufflez
      and let me tuck Uz is a nice yellow floofee blankee
      here I also broted U some daisees

      • rhsb says:

        Fanks 4 teh halp, frenz.

        Ai jes cuddnt halp maiself. Teh itteh bitteh kitteh noes, teh fayse, dose paws…

        **pullz blankies ober hed, tryin nawt 2 splort agin**

        • jk2kitteh says:

          oooo tooooo laaaaateee…….

          • Aahz says:

            O noez! Did U jess haz teh *splort* 2, JK2K?


            JK2K?


            *finkz 2 sef* Sef, JK2K nawt anserin, n deyz braynz awl obber da floar, wat dew U fink?
            *Sef* I finkz JK2K hadded teh *splort*!
            K, den, I dew da rite fing!
            **weelz in da CCC**
            **sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
            **scoopee scoopee scoopee braynz bak inna hed**
            **patteepatpat braynz awl smoov**
            **dukee tayp 2 howld hed 2gevvur agin**
            **fitz bavvin cap ober JK2Kz hed**
            **snapz CHRG awn tawp uv bavvin cap**
            **rapz JK2K wif softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv toi kittehz**
            **fiksiz trai uv chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz**
            **pores steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem awn tawp**
            Dere naow, JK2K — U gunna b awl beddur — rest 4 uh wyl inna Splort Lownj
            N memberz — awlwaiz keap ur CHRG awn win serfin ICHC!

            • Elvis says:

              Nyse jawb sabin JK@K, Aahz!
              Ai lykes hao u yused teh bavvin cap beefor teh CHRG.
              It bees much strawnger fur majur splorts.

              Ai finks ursef has tawked gud sens tu u!

  9. maryland belle says:

    Teh kitteh…she haz toi kitteh. Nawt eben a splurt. Iz a “dyez of cyoot”

    • KittehlessJon says:

      Ohmai! Iz dere a SDRD (Splort Deff Recubbery Device) handy????

    • 3 Cattails says:

      Oh noes!!1! A fatalitee? Wut dew we dew? Dis iz terribull! Call teh CCC, kwik. Mus bee sumfin onna cart for dis! Halp!

    • KittehlessJon says:

      Lukkin’ fr SDRD….
      Ah, heer wii go….
      *hukkin’ up SDRD to belle’s temples and ankles*
      *tyrns awn de powah*
      *pooshes beeg red buttn that says “Iz Alibe!”*
      Hmmm. Iz wurkin’?

      • maryland belle says:

        *twitchtwitchtwitch*

        • KittehlessJon says:

          *trnz awff da powah tu SDRD*
          *huuks up hawt choclolit IV to belle’s awrm*
          *cubbers belle wif floofy blanik wif chix prints awn it*
          Heer, belle, Ai leebs yu dis bawx oub cocklolit possums. Ai fink you be well suun if yu staiz in bed in da HSRW and luuks at the kittehs playin’ in the Princess Mu Meadow.

      • 3 Cattails says:

        I tink hers twitchin a litteh, now. Mus bee wrkin. Mite needs to hit her agin. But nawt sekkond we needs to put sum protektive gear on her so she donut sea teh kitteh an splort agin. We’re runnin dangerusly low onna CHRGs and teh 50s bathin caps. Sumbodee orders sum moar!

        • Aahz says:

          I fink dey awlriddee did. Watz dis boks heer sittin bai da dore?
          Hmmm… sez itz frum da ACME Rubber Chikin Owtlit Stoar…
          **rip** **tare** **shred**
          O lookee! Jess wat we neadz! Kuppl duzzin 50z bavvin capz n 2 boksiz uv CHRGs wif sordid lidul drawinz awnnem!
          ***goez awf 2 restok CCC***

  10. D.R. says:

    Okay, this is just too cute. We’re talking Geiger Counter levels.

  11. Tribble says:

    ZMG!!! Mye capshun mayde it tu da phront payge!!

    • 3 Cattails says:

      I saw it onna votin paige, Tribble and I jus gnu it wud maek it 2 teh phrunt paige! Congaratulatshuns! Well dun!!!

    • jd says:

      Conga-rats-you-lashuns! Have some martoonies and hot chokolat, der’s a tanker truk next tu you full of them. Martoonies are stored at the front.

      • Tribble says:

        Woah, a tanker truk! Wii gonna need lotz uff peeps tu halp drinkee dat! Well it izz lynch tyme heer!

    • Tribble says:

      Whoopz! Wearz mye mannerz!
      Fank u Cheeze an Tofu fur selectin mee! Izz grate honor!
      An fank u tu awl da cheezfrens dat voted fur mee! I rilli apre…appreeshe…eye rilli fank u lotz!

    • congratz Tribble! ai am sew glad for yew!!!!
      *duz little dansie dans*

    • maryland belle says:

      Ohai tribble! Hugz an luvs an danses an dwinks fer bein pickeded fur teh main page!!

      • Tribble says:

        Fank u Maryland Belle. Wear in Mareeland u frum? Eye from Mareeland tu!

        • maryland belle says:

          Neer ‘nappolis. How bout yew?

          • Tribble says:

            Columbia, tween Balteemoar an Warshinton. Wii izz havin a cheezefrenz meetin wit da DC cheezfrenz dis summer. Wanna cum? U a member uff da cheezfrenz yet?

            • maryland belle says:

              Ai libes een Charleston, SC now. Nawt een Muurlands nemoar. Ai knowz columbia, tho. Went tew Mount de Sales Academy in catonsville fur teh hiskool, sew a lot of meh fwiends were frum columbia area. No, nawt a cheezfrenz yet…nawt kool enuff.

            • When this be happening? I wanna come! I libs in teh No.VA.

              I promises not to pick anyone’s pokket during teh meeting. Before, mabye, after, mabye.

              O and congrats on teh capshun, Tribble!

              • Tribble says:

                Dunno yet. Wii needz tu decyde onna playze an dai.

                • two_kittehs says:

                  How aboutz deh zoo, we can see the pandas and sum wild kittehs
                  and den grabz some noms
                  Zooz ar metro accesible
                  I ar not a cheezfren yet what does I have 2 to do?

                  • To beez a Cheezfren, u needs to:

                    Ask ur mommeh 4 permissions
                    Bake us all cookes (but no fair eeting them)
                    Carry a Cheezfren around piggyback for a day
                    Dress up like a walrus and sing a song
                    Eet worms (it’s ok, it’s rilly pasketti)
                    Follow all teh rules in teh Big Book o’ Rules
                    G…

                    • Elvis says:

                      Go tu bed rilly layte ebery nite
                      Help wif teh CCC wen tehcheez frens gets cyutness splorts
                      Imbibe awl teh chawklit dwinkies an martoonies dat r offured frum teh CCC
                      J…

                      • Jump thru a flaming hoop (it’s rilly big, donut worry)
                        Know when to hold ‘em
                        Learn teh Cheezfrenz oath
                        M…

                      • Aahz says:

                        Joak bowt awl sortsa subjikts
                        Keap ur sints uv hyoomer
                        Laff Owt Lowd (LOL) alla tym!
                        Mayk noo cheezfrinz
                        Nebbermynd da trollz
                        O…

                        • jd says:

                          Open a botel ov martooni
                          Pass rownd elebenty cheezburgers
                          Qikly frow stuffies at Ebil Maus
                          Resku splorters wiv teh CCC
                          S….

                        • cweenmj says:

                          Sprize peepz on dere birfdaze
                          Tell awl yer frenz
                          U…

                        • Use teh farce.
                          Void where prohibited.
                          Wear ur CHRG.
                          Xpairamint wif spelin.
                          Yodel in teh libarry.
                          Zoom around like a wild kitten.

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          ** ** ** ** ** *** ** ** ** **

                          *thunderous applawz frum floofee paws!* ;)

                        • FreeLion says:

                          Bery Gud, LCB n odderz,
                          Ai myt inklud: Cheezfrenz shud:
                          Awlwaaz
                          B willing 2 lissen
                          Closely 2 odders,
                          Delikatlee balanssing
                          Eagerness 2 respawnd wif
                          Fotful kommintz,
                          Greeting noo-beez wif
                          Happytail “Ohai” n
                          Instantly
                          Jumping in 2
                          Kompliment eb’reewun’s winsum
                          LOLZ, whyl strybing
                          Mytilee 2
                          Oberkum
                          Problumz, hoepfullee
                          Qwiklee, but awlwaaz
                          Respektfullee,
                          Sharing gud
                          Tymz n nawt-so gud,
                          Uzing cheezfren powerz 4
                          Viktory ober awl teh
                          Wurld’s problumz, whethur
                          Xtreemlee diffikult, oar un-
                          Yuzhually ee-
                          Z.
                          Yu’ll c, iffn u gib it a trai.

                        • madamz says:

                          FTW – Awesome littany of grateness !!1!! Overwhelmz wid teh clevrness

    • cheshirekittehkat says:

      Tribble, yuu bees a cehlebrittee; weez can haz yuur ahtograff???? :wink:

      • Tribble says:

        Eye doan no bout da cehlebrittee part cheshirekittehkat!
        * T R I B B L E * But der u go, wun ahtograff. Anna tribble tu go wit it.

    • PercyCat says:

      Yay Tribble!! U r grate capshunr adn luvloly
      choyser ov pics!

    • lunarmommy says:

      yay tribble!!

    • Romeow says:

      Oh,Tribble! I am SO HAPPEH fur U!!!
      Well dun! Iz a grate onner fur U!
      Yeah fur Tribble!

  12. myfrisbee says:

    No lolcat speek…FAIL.

    • maryland belle says:

      Iz cyoot enuff wifout teh lolspeeks.

    • Tribble says:

      Eye red wunce dat da pichers git moar voatez wit leetul or no lol speek onna dem becawz awl da peepul votin doan alwaiz unnerstand or lyke tu mush lol speak. Sum OK, but not tu mush.

      • maryland belle says:

        Iz truu. Eye haz noticed that mai piktures wiffout teh lolspeeks or wif less lolspeeks getz moar attenshun

        • kafleen says:

          I noticed dat too.

          • Maus says:

            *Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
            I’m pretty sure that WeirdPress has a “spam filter” that looks at each comment to make sure that spambots (and humans too) aren’t sending TrashyCrap® to the comments board. It looks for certain word combinations and such. As a person who has programmed this kind of thing, I am pretty certain that LolSpeak totally confuses the monitor ‘bot, flagging a lots of posts with what we “false positives” for spam. That’s probably why your posts get blocked.

            • Maus says:

              Addendum: the “spambot” is also the reason why web links (URLs) in comments take forever to post unless you remove the “h t t p : / /” from them. I doubt a human actually reviews each one.

    • Duffy says:

      myfrisbee: yu gots to remembur teh onlee roole: play nise or go home.
      no roole sez onlee lolspeek alowed. dis way we maek peeps comftibul tawkin wif us even if dey dont have teh catois.

  13. Maus says:

    BLEEN!

  14. greasycat says:

    O, dat should ob had a warning. Splortz eberywhere! 2 kyoot.

  15. ai hazza totally OT kwestion… has NEbuddy heard from our frend London lately? Ai tawlked wif her a munf or sew ago, but hassn’t heard from her since… we was talking bowt Tonadoes and hail and stormies, so ai has been wonderin….

  16. i has been commenting, but werdpress won’t stop nomming mai commints!!! wahhhh!

  17. nismo says:

    beep your little nose. BEEEEEEEEEP

  18. moviestrailers says:

    Well that’s really really cute

  19. Werdycnan says:

    AAWWWWWWwwwwwAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
    *KAA-SSSSSSPPPPPPPLLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRFFFFFFTTTTTT!!11!1!*
    ITZ A BEBBEH! ITZ A BEBBEH! ITZ TEEEEEW KYOOT! HALP!

    • maryland belle says:

      *weeeeeroooooweeeeeerooo*
      Scoopin’ up teh bwains
      **scoopscoopscoop*
      Putting backker teh bwains
      **patpatpat**
      Maekin’ teh hawt chocolates.
      **pourpourpour**
      Getting teh fluffy blankee
      **knitknitknit**
      An’ heer iz yer chocklit, an’ a kiss on teh forehed.

      I fink yew’ll maek it.

      • Werdycnan says:

        fanks yew. ai dunt finks aiz had teh plezure. ai iz Werdycnan, aka no 1 in particular aka at wun time Lucy Pevensie.

    • D.R. says:

      ~Runs up with CCC~

      I hope I’m in time!

      Here’s a CHRG(wdoi), and a blankey, and a lollipop, and some cocoa, and don’t give up, don’t you quit! You’re going to make it through this! Clear!!

  20. jmuhj says:

    This haz got tew bii wun uv teh Qtest pikshurz ai haz evur sciin. *SQUEEEEEE*

  21. Elvis says:

    Teh tinee eers are tu kyute! Daenjer of splort akshun!

  22. lunarmommy says:

    *just hanging arown, CHRG sekurly duk-tapyd to hed, wif 50s baving cap sekyurely duk-tapd on top of taht for ekstra portekshun, watchin teh hedsplorts, hopin to pik up sum working bits of brayns for myslef, like teh wuns taht rebember wut i wented to teh groshree stor for*
    ***SSSPPPLLLOOOOOOOORRRRTTT***
    oh noez! survz me riet, i gess

    • cweenmj says:

      Lunarmommy!! luk at wut happending 2 yew!!
      Tryin 2 steeling deh uzzer peepz braynez and yew losted yerz.
      Heer, I see if I ken fixing u up.
      *grabz CCC and setz 2 werk.
      *Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
      *Scoopee, scoopee, scoopee.
      *Tukee, tukee, tukee,
      Ooops 1 trying 2 b getting away. I cautting him!!!
      *Tuk, tuk.
      Wii hab a 1950s baving cap 4 u. Pink wif see shellz
      *fastenz chin strap.
      Heer b a chokklit possum adn a pinkee blankee 4 u.
      Hot chokklit wif whippeee creem adn chokklit sprinkulz shu make u feline awl bedder.

      • cheshirekittehkat says:

        O Hai, Cween; betweine teh boaf ov us, mebbee weez kan keap Lunarmommy
        frum splorting agen!!!

    • cheshirekittehkat says:

      Wel, Ai gess Ai hasta sweepez alla teh braynes up adn plop iynto lunarmommy’s hed; hmmmm, geyt sume moar dukee taipe adn taipe sekurelee awnna hed;
      repohsishon CHRG wdoi agen, anna 50’s bavving cap, adn snappez onna hed agen; geyts sawftee blankee wif kitteh printses onnit adn pullez up tuu LM’s chin;
      geyts hawt chokomalit drinkee adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs tuu LM;

      Boi, weez dune ebbereefing foar naow; hoep yuu doan splortez agen, LM;
      taike caire adn taike a liddel nappee naow!!!

    • lunarmommy says:

      fank yoo cweenmj an ckk, taht feelz much bettr. kors, dont know if it makes much diffrens if my brayns is in my hed or out ob tehm…

  23. mary O'Spockn says:

    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    ~~~~~~~
    ““““`
    “”"”"”"”"”"”"
    ~~~~~~

    happy birfdae! i dansdansdans in my heart reading your comments.

    (dat’s a multiplol layer caek up dere ^wif lotsa yummy frooty flavas, by teh majik o ICHC dey bee combs teh flavahs you like s the bestest)

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      o drat. it lukked so purty befoar i cliked on “add comment”
      *shakes fist at werdpress, computers in general and the injustices of life*

      • Maus says:

        Howdy Red! Hows tings?!

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          i fink my attempt atcake making ^pretty much sumz up how things look in MaryLand these daze. But fanks for axing.

          • jd says:

            Ai haz a resepi fower cake. Iz in mai recipe buuk from 1800. Iz a big cake, mind. It niids 5 lbs flour, 5 lbs. butter, 5 lbs. sugar, 3 1/2 lbs. fruit, 32 eggs….

            • PercyCat says:

              jd, neow taht iz wun beeg cake!
              r a hole bunch ov regulah wunz,
              r a relly hole bunch of lil wunz r
              elebenty bunch ov kupcakz! Wut
              wud u mix taht wif? Ahl teh peeps
              wud hav tu take ternz mixin, but
              wut a pahty!

          • stagehanddan says:

            luks not mportant, nomm-a-bility bery bery mportant.

      • idansdansdans says:

        OOoooo…. AAAaaahhhh…. Wwoooooowwwwzerz… Geee wizzerz..
        Fank yu, MaryO! :oops:
        Wut a masterpeece!! Sew manee lairs!! Sew mush frosteeng!! Sew tastee fillings!! Sew MANEE candels… :shock: Purrhapz wii shud B calling teh fireminz??? :yay: !!

  24. cheshirekittehkat says:

    Tihs pikshure bemindes me ov Christmas;

    Iynsted ov shugerplumbs dayncyng inna heds, tehre bees cheezberger!!!!

    (Wel, teh Holidaes ar oanley 6 munfs awai!!!!) :roll:

  25. laughoutloud says:

    twas teh nite b’fore chrismas
    n all troo teh hous
    not a creeture wuz stirring
    cause they nommed teh mouse.
    teh stockins wer hung
    by teh chimney wif car
    in hops that saint nick
    wuld sun be dere.
    teh kittehs were nesled
    all snug in dere bedz
    while visions of cheezburgers
    danssed in dere heds.
    n momcat in her kerchiff
    n me in mah cap
    had setld r claws
    4

  26. mac says:

    SUPER SPLORT!

    Gotta go find a mop.

    • Aahz says:

      Rut Roh! mac jess had uh soo-purr splort! Gotta werks fass…
      **weelz in da CCC**
      **wypee wypee wypee braynz offa wallz**
      **sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
      **scoopee scoopee scoopee braynz bak inna hed**
      **patteepatpat braynz 2 smoov em owt**
      **dukee tayp 2 howld hed 2gevvur agin**
      **fitz bavvin cap ober mac’s hed**
      **snapz CHRG awn tawp uv bavvin cap**
      **rapz mac wif softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv toi kittehz**
      **fiksiz trai uv chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz**
      **pores steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem awn tawp**
      *WHEW* dat wuz a kwik wun! But I finks ur gunna b K, mac!
      Nom dem chokklitz n dreenk da dreenkee 2 hep gitz ur helf bak wyl ur restin inna Splort Lownj.
      B shure 2 keap ur CHRG onna hed wyl lukkin at pitcherz awn ICHC

  27. laughoutloud says:

    twas teh nite b’fore chrismas
    n all troo teh hous
    not a creeture wuz stirring
    cause they nommed teh mouse.
    teh stockins wer hung
    by teh chimney wif car
    in hops that saint nick
    wuld sun be dere.
    teh kittehs were nesled
    all snug in dere bedz
    while visions of cheezburgers
    danssed in dere heds.
    n momcat in her kerchiff
    n me in mah cap
    had setld r claws
    4 teh zzz or a long winters nap.
    wen out on teh lahn
    aros sum thumps
    i sprang outa bed
    kuz kats be hi strung.
    i went 2 teh window
    lik a flash
    wut r shutrz
    n wutz a sash?
    teh moon shinz
    on nu fallen white stuf
    gav a lustr of miday
    2 teh catnipplant belo
    wen wut 2 mah wunderin
    eyes shud appeir
    but a minitur sley
    n 8 tiny dir.
    wif a litl ol drivr
    so livli n kwik
    i knew in a moment it must be saint nick
    moar rapd den loleagles
    hiz courserz dey came
    he wistled n shouted
    n called dem by nam.
    now dasher, now dancer, now prancer and vixen!
    on comet, on cupid, on dander and blizten!
    to teh top o teh porch
    to teh top o teh wall
    now dash ‘way, dash ‘way, dash ‘way all!
    as i drew in my head
    n turned round
    down teh chimney he came wif a bound
    his eyes how dey twnkld
    his dimples how merry!
    his cheeks wer liek roses his noz like a cherry!
    his droll litl mouf
    wuz drawn up like a bow
    and teh beard on his chin
    wuz as white as teh snow
    he wuz chubby n plump
    a jolly old elf
    n i laffed wen i saw him
    n spite of myself
    a ;-) of his eye
    n a twist of his hed
    soon gav me 2 know
    i had nuffing 2 dred.
    n layin hiz fingr
    aside of his noz
    n giving a nod
    up teh chimni he rose
    n sprang 2 his sleigh, to hiz team gave a whistle
    n away dey all flew
    like teh down of a thistl
    but i hurd him explan
    as he drov outta site
    merry chrismas 2 all
    and 2 all a gud nite!
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………..

  28. Katzi says:

    *SPLORT!!!!!*HALP!!!!
    I needs CCC KWIKLEEE!!!!! Lil babee kitteh too cyute for werds…I think…I…gonna….faintt…*PLOP!*

    • PercyCat says:

      oh nao Katzi! ai’ll du mi bes:
      sweepy, sweepy, sweepy
      scoopy, scoopy, scoopy up teh bwainz
      patti, patti, patti bak n playz adn
      rap, rap, rappi up wif ducki tapez
      tish iz ez cuz sheez out lyka lyt,
      lookin fo teh 50’s bavin cap taht machiss
      huriz shurt.
      raps u n a halo kitteh blankie
      givs u a hawt choklit adn a choklit posim
      fur later win u wak up…

  29. Duffy says:

    BEEEEBOOOOBEEEBOOOBEEEBOOOO!!!
    WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!
    SPLORTUOSITY RISK HIGH!!!
    Cyootness defcon level pink!!!!!
    Teh pawsies! Teh littul chin!! Teh weensy nose!!!
    Must cling to CHRG — mus think uv — uv — uther — notkyoot kitteh thing –
    are ther any such things? — *gasp* — sumwun saev meeeeee……

    Oh, yeh. BlooMax sez I gotta cleen teh litturbocks.
    Dat wurks.
    *sigh*

    • PercyCat says:

      Duffy, taht wuz sum quil thinkin wif teh
      litturbockx! U savd yursef, nawt findin
      ne cyootniss thair. Gonna tri tu teech mi
      nex kitteh tu uz teh toylit.

  30. turtlol says:

    ah, heer Ai thot Ai wuz amyun tu teh splortage, Ai hads nawt had sush a probwem in a lawng tyme; musta been jaydud ur sumting…Ai wuz just strollin’ thru ICHC and
    BLAMMO!!!!! S-P-L-O-R-T and den Ai wuz lyn dere, wif mai brayz awl obber teh playz…. no wun seed me cuz Ai has been hiding, sew Ai has tu ly heer and wayt fur teh CCC wif teh sensor beem tu fine me…..
    halps…..Ai’m splorting, and Ai cants get up…..
    Ai luks lyke Ai is in flud zone…oh, Ai guez Ai is, after awl…. sumwun gots enny sandbags fur keeping splortage under kontrol??? halps me….ai iz fading fazt….

  31. turtlol says:

    ooohhh PC, ai finks it tu layt ebben fur bafing cap wif teh flours… needa sandbag awn mai hed…… teh levee has borked!

    • PercyCat says:

      turtlol, ai don no wut tu do. heerz ahl
      teh sanbagz u needz fallin intu plaise,
      gydid bi mind control. Tehy jus appeer
      az sun az u want, jus lyk majik adn fawl
      gintly down wifout a splash. Tihs iz
      fur teh levee..nawt ur head. Betta
      latte tehn nebber. R u shore u needz
      ah sanbag ahn ur head. How bowt ah
      takeela?

  32. Hyla's Brook says:

    ***SPLORT*** Bitz ob brane splattered all ober mi laptop!

    • PercyCat says:

      Hyla’s Brook… teh CCC adn itz dryber
      iz a cupple ov lolz awai, so ai’ll du vut
      ai can..o vut a mess..ai meen o u will
      b fyn n no tyme…sweepy,sweepy,sweepy
      upz ahl teh gray mattuh…wow, u hav ah
      verry wrinklud bwain…u mus b reel
      smart cookeh…scoopy,scoopy,scoopy,
      tappy,tappy,tappy, bak n hed, ducky
      tapey,duckytapey,duckytapey, roun an
      roun an roun… pulz on 50’s bavin
      cap down all aroun adn snapz it n
      plays. Heerz a halokitty floofy
      blankie, ah beeg cuppa hawt choklit,
      adn ah hole baux ov choklit possumz,
      cuz ai thinkz u relli lyk choklit! relax,
      feelz bettah sune. keep taht hat ahn.
      fur ur ownz purrtecshun.

  33. ChrisFS says:

    Was nite fore Catmas when all thru house, not cretur was stirrin, not even mouse!
    Stockins were hung by chimmney wit care in hops that Ceiling Cat (Sandy Claws), soon be there

  34. delaney says:

    hi dat so cut nother pwse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. emilyyu says:

    O M G!! dat is da cotist ting eva!!!



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