As the thoughts of little cheezburgers
As the thoughts of little cheezburgers danced in their heads
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Sweet kitteh dreams
*Donkee blows trumpet*
Da DOOOOO!
HAPPY BIRFDAY, idansdansdans!
It r mah verreh happeh plezhur too annownts dat it r teh birfday of the wunnurful CareLOL, hoo is brave and funny and bootifull, an mah wunnurfull frend!!
Carol, u fill mah hart wiff lub eech an ebbree day! Ebree day I can count on ur funny and inspiring and upbeat emails too make mah day better! I noes u offun feelz verreh verreh bad butt u keeps on goin, juss like teh Energizer Bunneh, wiff a song in ur hart! U is an inspirashun and awe-ment too mee, an a gift frum Ceiling Cat!
Tank u furr coming into mah life, Carol!!!
Teh Donkey lubs you!!!
happy birfdai to I dansdansdans
Hi Kafleen how is Uz
I hasn’t seed U in a while
O, Hai, two_kittehs! I srry I hijacked ur not-sekund…
I polly-jize, butt I was tryin so hard too get dis neer teh top.. furgibs mee?
I is okay….still stressing obbur teh nawty boykitteh….now I has teh eye-twitches
furr a week….
KAfleen1 I has missed yew sew muches and muches and muches!!!!! ai am sew sorry to heer bowt teh eye twitchies. can yew stay an play today?
Yes!!
I has sebbun dayz a week noaw….butt yesterday I had unushooal oppor
toonitee and was asked at wurk if I wunnted too bee off today, (I wuzz gibbun teh furst choice) an I thoted, “Bee
off fur Carol’s birfday an bee abull to post her greeteeng on teh ICHC?
Why, yesh, I DOO! ” an had a giant happeh!
An heer I is!
We has owta town cumpnee today an needs too share cumpyootur, butt
dat bee okay!
ooooh! yay for habbin an off werk day!!! an awlso, yay for company, i finkso! ai hope iz a loverly day!!!!
LOOK !!!!!!! EBREEWUN LUK !!!!!!!
Itz nawt awnlee idansdansdans’s birfday!!
TRIBBLE -AR VERREE AWN TRIBBLE maed it to teh frunt page! RITE HEER!!!
YAY!!1 Tribble Lynn!!! Way to go!!!1 Do it sum moar!!! Hooray!! Huzzah!!
HAPPEE BURFDAY i dansdansdans
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Dat nice, Burfday fairy!!!
U noe wutt? I wuzz so mad….I saw ur poast abowt ur hubbee birfday and
about teh jazz singer Johnny and I wented and fownd a jazz ecard site! and
dey had a postcard ub him! and I filled it owt and maded it furr ur hubby! and
den teh link wuzz sposed too cum too me in mah email so I cud poast it furr
u and it nebbur came! So I tried agin wiff mah uddur email…and not cummed
again!
I wuzz so mad and so tired I gabed up.
I hope he had a happy birfday…..
fank yoo, kafleen, him hadz very happee bifday. taht wuz so fotful ob yoo to fink ob him and findz e-card for him, sumtimez stoopy interwebz jus duznt wurk right.
*MIB flash shinee thingee @ awl deh Cheezpeepz*
Doan wurry, Lunar Mommy. 
No wun will remember dis. 
*hands mj a towel*
Fank yew.
*Drip, drip. Wipe, wipe. *
O Hai cweemmj! Iz Jamamakitty ther yet????? Ai am sew egg sighted fur yoo both!!
An WOW!! yoo flashed taht rite i mai aies – ai need mai
Blink!! Blink! Blink!
An hai up there lunarmommy! Nice to see yoo!
She’z not heer yet. but sed she spektz 2 b heer rownd 3pm Pasifik time. I gots a crok pot full uv my 3 beanz chili simmering.
OOOOHHH!!!!! 3 beenz chili!!! Soundz delishusus!! AND nutrishus!
Ai maek a reelee gud (at leest, ebreewun says so
) wun been chili maiself – but ai hope to have sum ov yours sum day!! An ai can maek yoo sum ov mine. Sum cawl it “Michigan chlli!”
Don’t furget to giv hur sum hugs frum meee!!!
Oooh… yum… Dat wood b gud rite bowt naow…
I wuz spowsta goez hoam urlee aftur staiyin til midnyt last nyt, but dat nebbur happenz heer… I steel haz sum werkz 2 dew, n itz awlriddee 5:20
u kan making yer own. deh resipee b @
cweenmj.wordpress.com/2008/03/02/pot-luck/
Fanky 4 da ressipee, cweenmj! Un4toon… unfoarchoon… Bad 4 me dat I steel b at werkz n nawt b aybul 2 mayk supperz naow…
U HAS A BIG FAT HUG FRUM UR DONKEE FREN!!!!
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Pee Ess.. It duz sai happi birfdai- duzzin it??
concatulashuns on nawt furst, 2k! wuns, in my ovver idenity, i seed a lol wif “no comments” an my brayn, wut liddl iz left ob it, jus frozed rite up. i admire tohse hoo kan fink ob teh gud fings to say fast enuff!
fanks burfdai fairee
you is nice..
Ohhh mai gudness donkey gurl….. Wut a wunnerfuls fings to saiz !!! I feel teh same, ob corse!!
A.. Yore adorabl
B.. Yore sew bewtiful
C.. Yore a kewtii full ov charm
D.. Yore a darlin
Etc… an on an on wif nise stuffs…
Fankyew Fankyew Fank yew
An fanks two_kittehs… 4 teh birfdai wishes..
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Wierd press eated mai comment bak 2 yu Kafleen… I will try 2 do it agin…
* Ratz.. Darn yu , drattid wierd Press!!*
idansdansdans ai am heer wishin yew a happytail birfday!!!!! heer– ai maded yew a cupcake, but i eeted it.
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sew ai maded yew anudder. I din eet dis wun!
I eetid it!! I did!!! Fanks… Wuz tehre a cinnommonom stik innit??
*phleppth* Ooops.. it wuz a candel! Gud fing it wuzzint lit!! —-Or wuzzit???
Happitayle birfdae, Idansdansdans!
Fanks!! Yore sew nise…
Hippo birdeez 2 ewez, idansdansdans!!
Minnee happeetaylz thotz n weeshez 4 U!
Fankyu, fankyu!! (congratz on yore winz in teh skating)
Happi burfdai idansdansdans! Haz a wunnerful dai!
I did ! I did! Yore berry suite!!
Soree I mist teh passing owt ov the tribbles… I still haz sum frum JCH4000K’s birfdai partee an parade if yu need NE….
* Hay.. yu duzzin hasta run awai…*
♫Hippo birdie tew ewe♪♫
♫Hippo birdie tew ewe♪♫
♫Hippo birdie Deer idansdansdans♪♫
♫Hippo birdie tew ewe♪♫
Haop yew hadded a grate birfdai, cheers!
Happy Birfday IDDD!!! I pikking u up in deh bublol wif mii adn wii flote rownd deh Cheezland fer a wyle. Wyle wii floting, wii will blowing bublbolz dat will floting down on deh peepz and popping on dere hedz.
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Θ ο Ộ ∞ ∂ ○ ☼ О ء ه ٭ ۞ ە ۵ Ỡ Ộ ∞ ∂ ○Ö œ όه ○ ☼ 0 ﻋ ﻩﻬ ☼ ﻮ ۞ Ỡ Ộ ο О ء ﮦ○∞ợ ө ο˚§ ¤ % 0° öه ٭ ۞ ە ۵ Θ ο Ộ ∞ Ỡ Ộ ο О ء ه ٭ ۞ Ộ ∞ ە ۵ Θ ∂ ○ Ộ ∞ ﮦ○ ∞ ợ өο˚§ ¤ % 0 ° ö ∂ ○ ☼ ە ο О ء ه Ộ ∞ ∂ ○٭ ۞ ە Θ Ö œ ό ه ○ ☼ 0ﻋ ﻩﻬ ο Ộ ∞ Ỡ Ộ ο О ء ه ٭ ۞
Sillybrate ur birfday!!!
Wut wundermous, wundermous, cheezfrenz… Fanks frum teh bottim ov mai hart 4 awl the wishes!!!! I haz nebber had a parti B4.
* idans steps into cweenmj’s majikkle bubblol an tehy flotes abuv Cheezland*
“Oooooo…. cween, I can seez mai howse frum heer!”
“Say, iz dis teh corner of JCH4K Blvd an JCH4K Blvd wair the nawty barn iz???? Look, teh firemins R waving frum the roof !! Ohai, boiz!! Naw, iz nawt a free alarm.. itz jus mai caik candels.. No, wii hazzint seen LCB, butt we’ll tell hur yore lukkin 4 hur!!”
Oooo.. the lilddel bubblols R floting ebbreyware.. *poppity*poppity* poppity*
Howd yu get the luvvlee sparkels in ‘em?? Sew bootiful.. Like teh 4th ov July!
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“Hay, wut’s tihs donkey pic wif a targit paynted onnit doin taypt up heer??”
*cweenmj lands the bubblol gentlee on the green grass of princess mu medow*
“Fanks, mai cween.. I has nebber flown nawt second class bubblol B4— ebber!!
SPEEKEENG UB TINGS POPPING ON PEEP’S HEDS….
*MJ heers a voice callling frum above*
Yoooohooooo! Look up, MJ!!!! I gotz sumfing furr u wiff ur name on it!
http://www.tinyurl.com/56zrmu
I haz sumfing fer u, 2. But u will hab 2 wayting until next Wenzdee.
that is classic, people are knocking on the shop door wondering what the laughing at 1 am is all about.
Ohai Dan, R U werkin onna set? Is dat teh shawp dore yew tockin bowt?
Hey fsk, YU haz 4 pichers on da voting pages for June 20! Yay! Da pushup kitteh is xtremely splortable! Congratulations!
Ohai Harry! Wows and dubbel wows! Fanks fur tellin me, well wudya no, my hyoomer is ok tew sumbodees. Ai has a happitail now! Fanks agin!
It is the production shop at work, and where I hook up mai puter. Not building anything right now. Today was another comedy show.
Late nite, huh? My cousin in law werks as a transportation guy here in CA. He puts in some extreme hours driving stars motorhomes and getting set vehicles where they should be.
*clap clap clap*
Thanks for all the hard work so we can laugh!
I don’t usually have to build anything here unless a tour breaks something that needs fixed “right now”.
your CIL can have my share of drivin’ in CA. Was out there for two weeks on a childrens theatre tour in ‘97. *twitch* I’m better now *twitch* (the grapevine, a mercedes truck, *shudders*).
most comedy shows don’t mean that much work really. Big concerts are always busy days, next is Boston/Styx, prolly be 18-20 hrs long.
♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫ ♫
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♫♫HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER idansdansdans aka Carol!!
♫HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫
AND – just becuz it’s yoo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ2BKGSmrbY
“Cat, I’m a kitteh cat”
Fank yu, deer Janet.. Yu haz sush a lubbly voyce.. ( an I nowe yu dew!)
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It wuz tihs berry videeo taht brot mii 2 Cheezland in teh nawt second playce, sew mani munfs ago!! It iz also ware I gottid mai nayme!! I nebber getz tyred ov it!! I luvz it, I dew!! Wut a wundermous gift… an sew thotful!!
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Wut a happi dai!! I waked up 2 a slyde show ov teh most bewtiful pikshurs in teh whirrld frum Kafleen, an camed heer 2 see that that donkey gurl had struk again wif a nonowncemint ov mai birfdai!! Tehn awl the best wishus frum Cheezfrends… Itz bin teh most awsum birfdai ebber!!!
Ai’m so glad yoo had a lufflee birfday! An ai hav awlwayz luved yur nayme!!
An izn’t ar liddle Dawn Key Fren Kafleen sumthing else again! Yoo cudin’t ask fur a bedder frend – an ai kno w she iz so verree fond ov yoo – as ar we awl!
AN – We Gemini ar awlways gud frenz! Look!
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Ideal Careers: Actor/actress, architect, archaeologist, comedian, teacher, model, playwright, diplomat, public speaker, author, psychologist, poet, journalist, lawyer, movie writer or director, debater/politician.
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Likes: Talking, the unusual, teaching, learning, different things in life, having multiple projects all going at once, traveling, making jokes, jet-setting
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Dislikes: Feeling tied down, losing, being wrong, being in a bad situation, mental inaction, being alone, not getting credit for one’s successes
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Ai found these at Wikipedia!! Ar these laik yoo??? Tehy are SKEEERLILY laik mee!!
U Geminis like too TALK?
Yup. Tehy R berry mush lyke mee.. Fanks.
Butt,Yore rite- Berrrrry Skeeeeery…
O, happi dai tu ewe, idansdansdans!
Hav a peech compoat smutherd peace
ov cheezcake wif me…tharz nuf fur
ebrywun. Adn a shought ov takeyla, ai
don bodder wif teh lemonz, saltz k tho.
nuf 4 ahl. mmm, warm!
Fanks PercyCat.. I luvs peech NEfing!! Butt ’speshully compoatd cheezcake…nummiez!!
Takeyla iz gud by mii… Itz gud wifowt teh limmon.. cawse I can nebber bemember witch cums nawt second.. the salt lik or teh limmon!!!
*cheez*
peech nefing eh? Parker Co. TX being the peach capitol of TX (they gotta serious peach festival july 12) and mai rezidence being dere, a peach hook-up nawt impozzabul. and mai mom-cat has a peach butter that is leathally addictive.
Rly, Jooly 12?? Dat is mii birfdai!
Oh hai idansdansdans!
Happiest ov Birfdais to U!
May I joyne u fur a shought ov Takeela?
PercyCat, I see dat u hab mah faborite, Patron Anejo.
*pours anudder shought fur eberywon*
Happeh Birfdai, idansdansdans! Cheers!
*drinks Takeela*
ahhhhh…
Romeow, etal…
oh, pleez joyne me, glad tu oblij.
also, tri a shot ov teh “Mezcal”, if u
ebber git a chans. But, ai havvint
scene it..r lukked fur it.. n aleast
twinti yrs. smoother n stronger
if ai rememorberz rite.
of cheezburgers and gooshie fuds and nipz
…and…and…oh no….not again!….my head….ARGH!….Cuteness Extremus!!1!
splortsplortSplortSPLORT***SPLORTTTTTTTTTT***
Drags ober CCC
Sweeps up branes
scoops dem up an puts bakk in jd’s hedd’Fixes 50s bavin hat in plaes an seecoors it wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdoi)
Hands jd a flooffy blankit an sum hot choklit.
Here, rest in teh recubbery lownj
Dank yu. Cuuuuuute….. *slurp choklit* Yu sabed me.
Concats on yur top spot two_kittehs! Eye happi u didn’t splort b 4 u cood hit “Add Comment”.
Tribble, ur capshun was teh mush awsum
Happy Caturday Eve
Yaaay, Tribble… Grate capshun!
Congratz 2 yu… adn two_kittehs 2.
I almost did Tribble!
Concats on making deh first page
I votid fur dis pictoor,
I eben has a button sayin I did
Capshun ar full of win
Tehy zzzzed blissfullee
Tribble’s capshun….YAY !!!!!!!
has U seed her recently?
where ar she?
Happitails fur Tribble’s grate capshun!
Huzbandz lass dai uff wurk wuz Mai 31. Hee hoam 24/7 now, hoggin da puter alla tyme! Doan’t git tu plai heer mush n e moar. Mye own puter…WANT!
Conga ratz 4 da hoam payj capshun! Iz berree gud!
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N kyoot (gud fing I can haz mai CHRG)
*ahem* It iz sed taht- habbing a huzbin hoo iz retird iz lyke habbing a peeano in teh kitchen!!! I nowe– cuz it wuz meh taht sed it!! *snerk*
mebbeh u needs too plant a distracshun….
If I plants a distracshun … duz it grow flours onnit?? Hmmm??
Tribble!!! LOL!! Just put yur foot dawn. Tell him nawt to bee the piggee!! Taht yoo needs it too!!
Dis mah BFF.
Ah heck… I left mai CHRG at hoem…
KA-SPPLLOOOOOORRRRRT!1!1!!!!111!!!!!1
*Weakly raises head*
Conga rats, Trib! Good job!
Let me try this, Maus…nebber dun it….
Assess. *Finds cart*
*sweepy, sweepy, sweep*
*tapey, tapey, tape*
*gives Maus booteeful blankey*
*offers chockey possum cookies*
*pats Maus on shoulder*
Remeber CHRG: next time don leaf hoam without it.
Fank u Maus! Eye rilli sori bout cawzin yr splort. Heer haz a tribble tu mayke u feel bettur.
Fanks. Sumbuddy needs to stop my ebil twin frum doin harm to Eeck. Mebbe tribbles haets Ebil Mauses jus liek Klingons…
oh noes maus u shuld habz been more careful
here let me help
: put CHRG on Maus’s head after gaddering deh brainz
take this floofy bloo blankee
I brings U some choclit trufflez k
here
does Uz also want a soft toy lyke the kitteh?
Fanks. Taht shud be fine…
*Glances up a the picture*
Uh Ohs…
*KA-SPPLLOOOOOORRRRRT!1!1!!!!111!!!!!1*
*The CHRG pops off*
I fink yoo fergotted teh ducky taypes…
*Klunk*
oh noes!!!!!
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we needs the CCC bak heer!!!
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sweepa sweepa sweepa
scoooooooooop
*PLOP*
tukity tukity tukity
pat pat pat
strettttchhhhhhh teh CHRG ober Maus’ fragile brainz
skritttccchhhhhhh (ducky tape)
stik stik stik
skrittttttttcccchhhhh (moar ducky tape)
stik stik stik
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whew. how is ewe feeling mausy? take dis hawt chawklit and chowklit possum and snugglez on teh cowch wif teh sawfty blankee. its green and has turtlols awn it.
Fanks KTNF.
*Rummages in the CCC*
But I fink I will has sum Scotch insted of teh hawt choklit. It’s TCCITDBC, aftur all…
**ahem**
Mr.Maus…has u seen teh Ebil Maus todai??
Ai has had a trying mornin at werk,due in part to mai cuztomers getting the idea frum E.B. that we are able to produce spherical,cloth boxes.
This iz causin me no end uv trubbul……
I’ve been here all morning. Just ask rhsb. And who is this “E.B.” of which you speak?
Ment E.M. …..
Fanks alot,buster !!!!
Why are you upset with me? Obviously there’s a consumer demand that you are not meeting. That’s not my fault…
Whatever,smart guy !!
Eeck, I think you need to take a Chill Pill…
*Hands Eeck a large yellow-green pill with pink stripes and purple polka-dots*
Swallow it with this…
*Hands Eeck a beaker filled with a yellow-green liquid with pink stripes and purple polka-dots*
It’s OK. Trust me……
Don eet it Eek I fink EM iz triin sumfing suspishus an sneekee
Mmm, Ebil Maus. Ai tink Ai had sum uf dat las weak be4 my dentist appontmint. Was veery gud stuff. Purrhaps we shud stock sum fur teh nawty barn??
*Holds a Tribble out to Ebil Maus*
Luk, bruvver. A cyoot lil tribble!
*SCREEEEEDLESCREEEEEDLESCREEEEEDLE*
Oh deer. Wuts the matter lil tribble?
A tribble? HAhahahahahahahaha….
Maus! You tricked me!
*Disappers in a cloud of evil smelling smoke*
***hmmph*****
Duz Ebil Maus fink Ai’m stoopid ????
Nawt eetin of drinkin ANYFING he gibs me !!!
ru felelen betterer eeck? i’m gonna trai teh song for ewe agin….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eJwtjFLj1c&feature=related
take tihs wif liddle margreeta onna rox and ull feel better bewy soon!
Aaah,fanks,frisco……ai duz feels bedderer….werk iz still crazee,tho…iz liek 2nd Monday !!
But think of all the spherical cloth boxes you’re selling :wicked:
Dang! I meant
You know,we make some cremation/body shipper boxes here….
I would watch my back if I were you.
He duzzint meen nothin by it Eeck. ‘Sides, we knows how to maek him disupeer ifs we needs to.
I iz heddin hoem fer the weakend. Catch all y’all on teh ovvur sied!
*Wavezez floofee paw twordz Dellee Ware*
Bai Maus. Schmoo.
Oh noes! I hab been awai too long.
I dinnit kno dat Ebil Maus was reely ebil.
Hiz ebil cycledillic drugz…Do not want! Iz der a auntidote?
I mite hav axidentally consoomed sum.
*Heard in the distance*
Hehehehehehehehehehehe……..
ok kewl!
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hahahaha… ai was gonna axe yew, but den ai figgured it owt tank Ceeling Cat itz teh day b4 caturday!
***clang ,clang,clang***
CCC comin thru….
****scrape,scrape,scrape***
***pat,pat,pat***
***tape,tape,tape****
Here iz a Red Wings blankee and sum chokklit pucks!
Bedderer ??
Whew! Thanks, eeck! I wuzn’t shure I’d get ebbryfing correct. I forgetted the floofy blanik….
Yesh…but yer gasoline pryce remark was fantastic !!!
Does nobody care about our cheezfren Maus? No CCC operator around to sweep up braynes?
*sitz Maus inna chayre*
*getz dustpn and bruum from CCC, sweepz up braynes*
*caerfly pax braynes bak in cray… cri… skull*
*pulls 50s baving cap over Maus’ hed*
*duktaypes cap on to keep braynes in hed*
Heer, heer’s a drinkie an a chockilolt possum. Close your eyes and think of gasoleen pryces to drive the kyoot away….
Congratshumalashuns two_kittehs, Wot shall we get u 2 sellibrate?
fanks annipuss
It ar lunch times herez on dis side of deh pond
we can has sum goodies to eat?
I r habbin company…
an wee has melons and muffins an blooberry bagels and creem cheez an jam
an joos an coffee and….
deep breff
Wud y’all like too join us??
I would love too fanks muchez kafleen
Oh, noez….wee is like hobbitses….wee has juss scarfed down omelets and
fried mushyrooms now…..
oooooh, we is such pigs….
MMMM….fried mushrooms….nom,nom,nom
Skweee!!! I mist the hobbitses parti??? It jes sew happins that I LUVS omelets wif mushyrooms and swiss cheezes…. BERRY speshul!!! I can haz?? *oink* Ooops—-
YAY!11 IZ TRIBBLE!!!!!!
*sniff*
It’s bootifull, Tribble… ♥
conga ratzulashuns, Tribbl! Ai has such a happytayle for yew!!!!!! Issa wunnerful feeling, no??
eye hope taht hur can kom ober n play! eye sended hur a emale tew let er no we’re wattin on er!
welllll, culur me duh…..i dint luk down teh fred n see she arreddy heer!
ohai Friscokitteh, how is yew doing today?
toodai iz graat dai KTNF! howr ewe?
ai am just lubberly!! ai cannot remember, wut part of country are yew frum? issit SF? or is dat just teh kitteh name?
teh kitteh naym, im in HaHHoostin!
hyoostin… is nice city? ai hassn’t ebber been dere.
I like it here! I never thought I would, I grew up in a much smaller city and always pictured hoostin as teh big evil durty city (and hot as h___ see HaHHoostin above), but we’ve been here for about 20 years and I really love it, we have everything you’d need or want! The arts, the culture, the zoo, the suburbs (they’re the best!) You should come here sometime! But, I think I told you before, if you come to Texas, make sure you go to Austin, too, since you like the goobment stuffs!
goobmint is rite!!! Ai has hearded awl sorts of stuffs about Austin. Sounds Grate. ai am sew glad yew likes ur city. I lubs washingmachine DC and finkso ai wanna stay der a while… ai has a frend in baltimore who duzzn’t like it sew much and ai hazza sad for her. at leest it just fer collige!
Fank U friscokitteh! Eye prechiate ur emale!
ur velcum! i new as soon az i sawd teh caption above teh picture it wuz urz…i boted onit onna boten page….i donno why im so xcited for ewe, but I AM! iz lak noin a slebrety!
Whoo Hoo!!! Izz mazin KTNF! U putz picher onna builder, but u nebber no whut will mayke it tu da votin payge or whut peepul will lyke ann vote fur.
Aww, fank u kafleen. <3 (Eye doan’t no how tu mayke da leetul heartee ting.)
Ohai Tribble! Congrat shoelaces for baykin frunt payge! Berry cyoot capshun. Der issa wai to mayk hartz frum skrach butt ai doan no, sew ai cheetz alil
cuteded adn paysted adn sayveded tew dok sew ai kin aweez havva pikchur werds fur teh using. Njoi
♥♥♥♥
**frantically looks for CHRG** Were IZZIT????
Uh, oh…
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.
.
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SSSSSPPPPLLLLOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
o deer… lemme halp..
gather gather gather
sweep sweep
paky paky inna hed
ducky tap all roun
pat pat
choklity and floofie blanky
nappy time naow!
oh noes rhsb
herez I a spare CHRG
an take some choclit trufflez
and let me tuck Uz is a nice yellow floofee blankee
here I also broted U some daisees
Fanks 4 teh halp, frenz.
Ai jes cuddnt halp maiself. Teh itteh bitteh kitteh noes, teh fayse, dose paws…
**pullz blankies ober hed, tryin nawt 2 splort agin**
oooo tooooo laaaaateee…….
O noez! Did U jess haz teh *splort* 2, JK2K?
…
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JK2K?
…
…
*finkz 2 sef* Sef, JK2K nawt anserin, n deyz braynz awl obber da floar, wat dew U fink?
*Sef* I finkz JK2K hadded teh *splort*!
K, den, I dew da rite fing!
**weelz in da CCC**
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**scoopee scoopee scoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**patteepatpat braynz awl smoov**
**dukee tayp 2 howld hed 2gevvur agin**
**fitz bavvin cap ober JK2Kz hed**
**snapz CHRG awn tawp uv bavvin cap**
**rapz JK2K wif softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv toi kittehz**
**fiksiz trai uv chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz**
**pores steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem awn tawp**
Dere naow, JK2K — U gunna b awl beddur — rest 4 uh wyl inna Splort Lownj
N memberz — awlwaiz keap ur CHRG awn win serfin ICHC!
Nyse jawb sabin JK@K, Aahz!
Ai lykes hao u yused teh bavvin cap beefor teh CHRG.
It bees much strawnger fur majur splorts.
Ai finks ursef has tawked gud sens tu u!
Fanky … sumtymz itz gud 2 tawk 2 ursef…
Da prawblimz kum win sef startz tawkin bak smakeemowf…
Teh kitteh…she haz toi kitteh. Nawt eben a splurt. Iz a “dyez of cyoot”
Ohmai! Iz dere a SDRD (Splort Deff Recubbery Device) handy????
Oh noes!!1! A fatalitee? Wut dew we dew? Dis iz terribull! Call teh CCC, kwik. Mus bee sumfin onna cart for dis! Halp!
Oh, yes! Teh SDRD! Must git it STAT!
Lukkin’ fr SDRD….
Ah, heer wii go….
*hukkin’ up SDRD to belle’s temples and ankles*
*tyrns awn de powah*
*pooshes beeg red buttn that says “Iz Alibe!”*
Hmmm. Iz wurkin’?
*twitchtwitchtwitch*
*trnz awff da powah tu SDRD*
*huuks up hawt choclolit IV to belle’s awrm*
*cubbers belle wif floofy blanik wif chix prints awn it*
Heer, belle, Ai leebs yu dis bawx oub cocklolit possums. Ai fink you be well suun if yu staiz in bed in da HSRW and luuks at the kittehs playin’ in the Princess Mu Meadow.
Ahhh…fanks yew. I fink I bez all bedder soonz!!
{{{Jon}}}
Darn! I have some new devices that I wanted to test. Ah, well…
Ai iz sus…sauce…susecp… Ai dyes ov cyoot frum tyme tew tyme, sew yew will prolly get yer chances.
I tink hers twitchin a litteh, now. Mus bee wrkin. Mite needs to hit her agin. But nawt sekkond we needs to put sum protektive gear on her so she donut sea teh kitteh an splort agin. We’re runnin dangerusly low onna CHRGs and teh 50s bathin caps. Sumbodee orders sum moar!
I fink dey awlriddee did. Watz dis boks heer sittin bai da dore?
Hmmm… sez itz frum da ACME Rubber Chikin Owtlit Stoar…
**rip** **tare** **shred**
O lookee! Jess wat we neadz! Kuppl duzzin 50z bavvin capz n 2 boksiz uv CHRGs wif sordid lidul drawinz awnnem!
***goez awf 2 restok CCC***
*sordid lil drawinz* Snerk!
Okay, this is just too cute. We’re talking Geiger Counter levels.
Yer rite, DR…does anywun hab deh Kitteh Geiger EnCounter…we must messure.
Here, dis might werk!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1384204
Iz tew kyoot! Yew shud’ve warned furst~!
Oops! Ai needz a splort warnin fur teh splort warnin. But tehn I’ll prolly need a warnin for the warnin fur teh warnin…
So sorry!
Iz a nebber endin’ cycle!
Maeks sens 2 ware teh 50s bavin hat an CHRG (wdoi) b4 cummin heer 2 plai. Teh CCC wud soon runowt uv suppyes iffn der iz menny moar lols liek dis wun.
Iz mez-earing 2000 gigacutes on da rubber gluv scale. Pleez, all CCC operaturs, rememba tu uze extra thik CHRG on aul splorts, due to teh extreme reedings. From teh numbur of splorts, I am also declaring SplortCon 1, Condition Red Wiv Green Polkadots. Repeat, SplortCon 1, Condition Red Wiv Green Polkadots. Dis is critical emurshenci, all CCC units on maximum standby, tanker trucks wiv ready-made hot chokolat and martoonies (not mixed togeva) are on call in all areas.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
CCC dryvur nomnom-burr 1 stayndin bai…
Eye rilli sorri ebreewun fur de excesv…exxcessi…fur da menni splortz. Heer, ebreewun gitz a tribble tu mayke dem feal bettur!
*beams whole tranzportur ruhm full uff tribbles ober tu da CCC*
Leaf de xtraz on da CCC fur fucher uze.
We oanlee neadz 2 leev wun awn da CCC … bai da tm we neadz it agin, dere will b plinnee moar…
…
Jess may shure dey nawt nomz da chokklit possumz…
…oar da kwadroetrittikaylee…
Ohai, Aahz.. Glad 2 ketchup 2 yu.. Congratz on yore silber an gold!!!
Wii R sew prowd!!!!
Ohai, idansdansdans! Hoap ur birfdai wuz reelee speshul!
…
Fanky 4 da conga ratz!
ZMG!!! Mye capshun mayde it tu da phront payge!!
I saw it onna votin paige, Tribble and I jus gnu it wud maek it 2 teh phrunt paige! Congaratulatshuns! Well dun!!!
Fank u 3 Cattails!
YAAAAAAA!!!111!! TRIBBLE–UR MAI HERO!!111
Conga-rats-you-lashuns! Have some martoonies and hot chokolat, der’s a tanker truk next tu you full of them. Martoonies are stored at the front.
Woah, a tanker truk! Wii gonna need lotz uff peeps tu halp drinkee dat! Well it izz lynch tyme heer!
Whoopz! Wearz mye mannerz!
Fank u Cheeze an Tofu fur selectin mee! Izz grate honor!
An fank u tu awl da cheezfrens dat voted fur mee! I rilli apre…appreeshe…eye rilli fank u lotz!
o hai tribble that ar sum grate capshuns
so good to seez Uz
How is Uz?
congratz Tribble! ai am sew glad for yew!!!!
*duz little dansie dans*
Ohai tribble! Hugz an luvs an danses an dwinks fer bein pickeded fur teh main page!!
Fank u Maryland Belle. Wear in Mareeland u frum? Eye from Mareeland tu!
Neer ‘nappolis. How bout yew?
Columbia, tween Balteemoar an Warshinton. Wii izz havin a cheezefrenz meetin wit da DC cheezfrenz dis summer. Wanna cum? U a member uff da cheezfrenz yet?
Ai libes een Charleston, SC now. Nawt een Muurlands nemoar. Ai knowz columbia, tho. Went tew Mount de Sales Academy in catonsville fur teh hiskool, sew a lot of meh fwiends were frum columbia area. No, nawt a cheezfrenz yet…nawt kool enuff.
WHUT????? ob CORSE yew is kewl enuff!!!!!!
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
dis is KTNF, btw… ai am too lazy to sign owt
I noes dat feeleeng….
When this be happening? I wanna come! I libs in teh No.VA.
I promises not to pick anyone’s pokket during teh meeting. Before, mabye, after, mabye.
O and congrats on teh capshun, Tribble!
Dunno yet. Wii needz tu decyde onna playze an dai.
How aboutz deh zoo, we can see the pandas and sum wild kittehs
and den grabz some noms
Zooz ar metro accesible
I ar not a cheezfren yet what does I have 2 to do?
To beez a Cheezfren, u needs to:
Ask ur mommeh 4 permissions
Bake us all cookes (but no fair eeting them)
Carry a Cheezfren around piggyback for a day
Dress up like a walrus and sing a song
Eet worms (it’s ok, it’s rilly pasketti)
Follow all teh rules in teh Big Book o’ Rules
G…
Go tu bed rilly layte ebery nite
Help wif teh CCC wen tehcheez frens gets cyutness splorts
Imbibe awl teh chawklit dwinkies an martoonies dat r offured frum teh CCC
J…
Jump thru a flaming hoop (it’s rilly big, donut worry)
Know when to hold ‘em
Learn teh Cheezfrenz oath
M…
LCB, U haz teh fass feengurz! I ebben reefraishded dat tym 2 mayk shure noebuddee els had poastid
Joak bowt awl sortsa subjikts
Keap ur sints uv hyoomer
Laff Owt Lowd (LOL) alla tym!
Mayk noo cheezfrinz
Nebbermynd da trollz
O…
Open a botel ov martooni
Pass rownd elebenty cheezburgers
Qikly frow stuffies at Ebil Maus
Resku splorters wiv teh CCC
S….
Sprize peepz on dere birfdaze
Tell awl yer frenz
U…
Use teh farce.
Void where prohibited.
Wear ur CHRG.
Xpairamint wif spelin.
Yodel in teh libarry.
Zoom around like a wild kitten.
** ** ** ** ** *** ** ** ** **
*thunderous applawz frum floofee paws!*
Bery Gud, LCB n odderz,
Ai myt inklud: Cheezfrenz shud:
Awlwaaz
B willing 2 lissen
Closely 2 odders,
Delikatlee balanssing
Eagerness 2 respawnd wif
Fotful kommintz,
Greeting noo-beez wif
Happytail “Ohai” n
Instantly
Jumping in 2
Kompliment eb’reewun’s winsum
LOLZ, whyl strybing
Mytilee 2
Oberkum
Problumz, hoepfullee
Qwiklee, but awlwaaz
Respektfullee,
Sharing gud
Tymz n nawt-so gud,
Uzing cheezfren powerz 4
Viktory ober awl teh
Wurld’s problumz, whethur
Xtreemlee diffikult, oar un-
Yuzhually ee-
Z.
Yu’ll c, iffn u gib it a trai.
FTW – Awesome littany of grateness !!1!! Overwhelmz wid teh clevrness
Tribble, yuu bees a cehlebrittee; weez can haz yuur ahtograff????
Eye doan no bout da cehlebrittee part cheshirekittehkat!
* T R I B B L E * But der u go, wun ahtograff. Anna tribble tu go wit it.
Wowsers, Fanks; Ai doan knoe wut tuu sai;!!!!
*backs away with teh autograph in hand;
runs away really fast without the tribble*
chesirekittehkatz R berry smart… Yah, tehy are….
Yay Tribble!! U r grate capshunr adn luvloly
choyser ov pics!
yay tribble!!
Oh,Tribble! I am SO HAPPEH fur U!!!
Well dun! Iz a grate onner fur U!
Yeah fur Tribble!
*whispurrs*
Romeow, I sent you an emeow to your yahoo address bout teh lemming bars…
No lolcat speek…FAIL.
Iz cyoot enuff wifout teh lolspeeks.
u r bewy kind MB, mai commnt wernt gona b bewy nize!
Weeeell…can yew ehmaginzes teh splort factor wif teh intertubes lolspeek? Wood be messes fur dais!
izza teh truuf!
Der hab biin elebenty eleben splorts so far, teh emurshensy truks hab almost run owt of martoonies, an’ teh chikkin heded rubba gluv faktori had tew put there wurkers on a caffeine drip tew keep up.
oooooo….eye meen mai commmnt tew myfrisbee–eye hoope nobudy thot i meant comment re: LOL! cuz I LURVEZ IT! and iz mai fren Tribble hoo gotz on teh frunt paig!
Wii no whut u meen friscokitteh. Ebreewun entytled tu dere pinion.
eye no, eye usually donnut eben blink at (semi) negative comments, of which this one isn’t that bad, i just didnt want anyone to rain on your parade!
Aww…fank u friscokitteh, u sew sweet!
Ahhh…ai seez. Ai triez tew be nice tew alls teh peepuls, eben when they nawt sew nice tew teh cheezpeeps. Mai mama raized meh rite!
yez she did! i think ewe pikked a good name too!
Awww, fank yew!
{{{frisco}}}
such as, NO lolcat speek? cheezburger? or cheeseburger?
ohhhh, I C A cheezburger in teh capshun….
Huh?!! We not bin spellin it wrong?
Eye red wunce dat da pichers git moar voatez wit leetul or no lol speek onna dem becawz awl da peepul votin doan alwaiz unnerstand or lyke tu mush lol speak. Sum OK, but not tu mush.
Iz truu. Eye haz noticed that mai piktures wiffout teh lolspeeks or wif less lolspeeks getz moar attenshun
I noticed dat too.
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
I’m pretty sure that WeirdPress has a “spam filter” that looks at each comment to make sure that spambots (and humans too) aren’t sending TrashyCrap® to the comments board. It looks for certain word combinations and such. As a person who has programmed this kind of thing, I am pretty certain that LolSpeak totally confuses the monitor ‘bot, flagging a lots of posts with what we “false positives” for spam. That’s probably why your posts get blocked.
Addendum: the “spambot” is also the reason why web links (URLs) in comments take forever to post unless you remove the “h t t p : / /” from them. I doubt a human actually reviews each one.
Ooopsie! It’s DID Friday here in Maus Land…
Dancing In Diapers?
Decidedly Irregular Drywalling?
Don’t Inhale Dragonflies?
Digitally Imaged Doohickeys?
awe ha bean wading 4 taht 1
nao abbott ddddds randy dame clueleful aviaters…
domain ip characters whut? plez 2 find mathamagician hat
myfrisbee: yu gots to remembur teh onlee roole: play nise or go home.
no roole sez onlee lolspeek alowed. dis way we maek peeps comftibul tawkin wif us even if dey dont have teh catois.
BLEEN!
O, dat should ob had a warning. Splortz eberywhere! 2 kyoot.
ai hazza totally OT kwestion… has NEbuddy heard from our frend London lately? Ai tawlked wif her a munf or sew ago, but hassn’t heard from her since… we was talking bowt Tonadoes and hail and stormies, so ai has been wonderin….
i has been commenting, but werdpress won’t stop nomming mai commints!!! wahhhh!
whew!
ohai friscokitteh… ai remember yew is in TX now… ai keep trying to write dis farther up in teh fred, but it’s nawt werking.
.
ai hazza frendcat in hyoostin…. hassn’t seen him inna year! ai can has visit? heheh
fanks, WP
cmon down, memember u hazza share houze with 4 peepel, 5 kittehs n wun goggie!
sownds liek a partee!
weirdpretzel…. pleez to stawp nommin mai commints. why yew dooz dat? and onlee teh wuns dat are aimed at friscokitteh. yew nawt want us to talk? dat’s meen.
izza meen! i lik tew talk tew KTNF!
an ai likes to tawk to yew, friscokitteh!
werdpress iz ebil comment nommer!!!
Mebbe da smell uv Ebil Maus’z nox… noks… steenkee powshun he tryd 2 feed eeck got n2 WerdPretzelz innerdz… Noe taylin wat datll dew…
IMO WeirdPress is so borked somedays that not even my most evil potion could mess it up any more than it is
Ebil iz liek evil, onlee kyooter, rite?
Why thank you!
um, eye hazza kwerchon…i no taht ICHC uzzes wordpress, but eye uze IE, i don’t seem tew haz teh prollems wif teh postin…..oar mabe eye dont use it as much as some of yall? also…..
*wispers* wut duz bleen meen?
*Puts on Houndstooth English Professor Hat (with tiny feather)*
). It’s also occasionally used for minor “troll” violations (like this one: no lolspeak), although that may be more of a “me” usage than a strict usage.
“Bleen” is a nonsense word that Teho uses on Cute Overload when someone says “First” and nothing else on the first comment (pardon my use of the “F” word
aha-tahnx ‘fesser. tahtz what i thunked, (yur usage) but wuzznt sure n dint want to possibly use it out of context or second your bleen sometime not nowin zactly whucha ment!
iz tihs nuther wun of ur DIDs?
Naw. Nawt a full-fledged DID. Sumtimes I puts on wun ov my meny “hats” (don’t yoo, sumthymes?). Tehre’s The Geek Hat (with Propeller) wehn I talks puter talk, and teh new wun toodai, an I finks I has put on vareeyous “parental” hats nao an tehn.
*gasp* izza communomist???
beep your little nose. BEEEEEEEEEP
soooooo cyooottt!
Ai jest wanna gibe teh kisses tew teh cyoot nosie!
Well that’s really really cute
AAWWWWWWwwwwwAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
*KAA-SSSSSSPPPPPPPLLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRFFFFFFTTTTTT!!11!1!*
ITZ A BEBBEH! ITZ A BEBBEH! ITZ TEEEEEW KYOOT! HALP!
*weeeeeroooooweeeeeerooo*
Scoopin’ up teh bwains
**scoopscoopscoop*
Putting backker teh bwains
**patpatpat**
Maekin’ teh hawt chocolates.
**pourpourpour**
Getting teh fluffy blankee
**knitknitknit**
An’ heer iz yer chocklit, an’ a kiss on teh forehed.
I fink yew’ll maek it.
fanks yew. ai dunt finks aiz had teh plezure. ai iz Werdycnan, aka no 1 in particular aka at wun time Lucy Pevensie.
~Runs up with CCC~
I hope I’m in time!
Here’s a CHRG(wdoi), and a blankey, and a lollipop, and some cocoa, and don’t give up, don’t you quit! You’re going to make it through this! Clear!!
This haz got tew bii wun uv teh Qtest pikshurz ai haz evur sciin. *SQUEEEEEE*
Teh tinee eers are tu kyute! Daenjer of splort akshun!
*just hanging arown, CHRG sekurly duk-tapyd to hed, wif 50s baving cap sekyurely duk-tapd on top of taht for ekstra portekshun, watchin teh hedsplorts, hopin to pik up sum working bits of brayns for myslef, like teh wuns taht rebember wut i wented to teh groshree stor for*
***SSSPPPLLLOOOOOOOORRRRTTT***
oh noez! survz me riet, i gess
Lunarmommy!! luk at wut happending 2 yew!!
Tryin 2 steeling deh uzzer peepz braynez and yew losted yerz.
Heer, I see if I ken fixing u up.
*grabz CCC and setz 2 werk.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoopee, scoopee, scoopee.
*Tukee, tukee, tukee,
Ooops 1 trying 2 b getting away. I cautting him!!!
*Tuk, tuk.
Wii hab a 1950s baving cap 4 u. Pink wif see shellz
*fastenz chin strap.
Heer b a chokklit possum adn a pinkee blankee 4 u.
Hot chokklit wif whippeee creem adn chokklit sprinkulz shu make u feline awl bedder.
O Hai, Cween; betweine teh boaf ov us, mebbee weez kan keap Lunarmommy
frum splorting agen!!!
Wel, Ai gess Ai hasta sweepez alla teh braynes up adn plop iynto lunarmommy’s hed; hmmmm, geyt sume moar dukee taipe adn taipe sekurelee awnna hed;
repohsishon CHRG wdoi agen, anna 50’s bavving cap, adn snappez onna hed agen; geyts sawftee blankee wif kitteh printses onnit adn pullez up tuu LM’s chin;
geyts hawt chokomalit drinkee adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs tuu LM;
Boi, weez dune ebbereefing foar naow; hoep yuu doan splortez agen, LM;
taike caire adn taike a liddel nappee naow!!!
fank yoo cweenmj an ckk, taht feelz much bettr. kors, dont know if it makes much diffrens if my brayns is in my hed or out ob tehm…
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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~~~~~~happy birfdae! i dansdansdans in my heart reading your comments.
(dat’s a multiplol layer caek up dere ^wif lotsa yummy frooty flavas, by teh majik o ICHC dey bee combs teh flavahs you like s the bestest)
o drat. it lukked so purty befoar i cliked on “add comment”
*shakes fist at werdpress, computers in general and the injustices of life*
Howdy Red! Hows tings?!
i fink my attempt atcake making ^pretty much sumz up how things look in MaryLand these daze. But fanks for axing.
Ai haz a resepi fower cake. Iz in mai recipe buuk from 1800. Iz a big cake, mind. It niids 5 lbs flour, 5 lbs. butter, 5 lbs. sugar, 3 1/2 lbs. fruit, 32 eggs….
jd, neow taht iz wun beeg cake!
r a hole bunch ov regulah wunz,
r a relly hole bunch of lil wunz r
elebenty bunch ov kupcakz! Wut
wud u mix taht wif? Ahl teh peeps
wud hav tu take ternz mixin, but
wut a pahty!
luks not mportant, nomm-a-bility bery bery mportant.
OOoooo…. AAAaaahhhh…. Wwoooooowwwwzerz… Geee wizzerz..
Purrhapz wii shud B calling teh fireminz??? :yay: !!
Fank yu, MaryO!
Wut a masterpeece!! Sew manee lairs!! Sew mush frosteeng!! Sew tastee fillings!! Sew MANEE candels…
Tihs pikshure bemindes me ov Christmas;
Iynsted ov shugerplumbs dayncyng inna heds, tehre bees cheezberger!!!!
(Wel, teh Holidaes ar oanley 6 munfs awai!!!!)
twas teh nite b’fore chrismas
n all troo teh hous
not a creeture wuz stirring
cause they nommed teh mouse.
teh stockins wer hung
by teh chimney wif car
in hops that saint nick
wuld sun be dere.
teh kittehs were nesled
all snug in dere bedz
while visions of cheezburgers
danssed in dere heds.
n momcat in her kerchiff
n me in mah cap
had setld r claws
4
“cause they nommed teh mouse”
SUPER SPLORT!
Gotta go find a mop.
Rut Roh! mac jess had uh soo-purr splort! Gotta werks fass…
**weelz in da CCC**
**wypee wypee wypee braynz offa wallz**
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**scoopee scoopee scoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**patteepatpat braynz 2 smoov em owt**
**dukee tayp 2 howld hed 2gevvur agin**
**fitz bavvin cap ober mac’s hed**
**snapz CHRG awn tawp uv bavvin cap**
**rapz mac wif softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv toi kittehz**
**fiksiz trai uv chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz**
**pores steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem awn tawp**
*WHEW* dat wuz a kwik wun! But I finks ur gunna b K, mac!
Nom dem chokklitz n dreenk da dreenkee 2 hep gitz ur helf bak wyl ur restin inna Splort Lownj.
B shure 2 keap ur CHRG onna hed wyl lukkin at pitcherz awn ICHC
twas teh nite b’fore chrismas
of his eye
n all troo teh hous
not a creeture wuz stirring
cause they nommed teh mouse.
teh stockins wer hung
by teh chimney wif car
in hops that saint nick
wuld sun be dere.
teh kittehs were nesled
all snug in dere bedz
while visions of cheezburgers
danssed in dere heds.
n momcat in her kerchiff
n me in mah cap
had setld r claws
4 teh zzz or a long winters nap.
wen out on teh lahn
aros sum thumps
i sprang outa bed
kuz kats be hi strung.
i went 2 teh window
lik a flash
wut r shutrz
n wutz a sash?
teh moon shinz
on nu fallen white stuf
gav a lustr of miday
2 teh catnipplant belo
wen wut 2 mah wunderin
eyes shud appeir
but a minitur sley
n 8 tiny dir.
wif a litl ol drivr
so livli n kwik
i knew in a moment it must be saint nick
moar rapd den loleagles
hiz courserz dey came
he wistled n shouted
n called dem by nam.
now dasher, now dancer, now prancer and vixen!
on comet, on cupid, on dander and blizten!
to teh top o teh porch
to teh top o teh wall
now dash ‘way, dash ‘way, dash ‘way all!
as i drew in my head
n turned round
down teh chimney he came wif a bound
his eyes how dey twnkld
his dimples how merry!
his cheeks wer liek roses his noz like a cherry!
his droll litl mouf
wuz drawn up like a bow
and teh beard on his chin
wuz as white as teh snow
he wuz chubby n plump
a jolly old elf
n i laffed wen i saw him
n spite of myself
a
n a twist of his hed
soon gav me 2 know
i had nuffing 2 dred.
n layin hiz fingr
aside of his noz
n giving a nod
up teh chimni he rose
n sprang 2 his sleigh, to hiz team gave a whistle
n away dey all flew
like teh down of a thistl
but i hurd him explan
as he drov outta site
merry chrismas 2 all
and 2 all a gud nite!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………..
Awsum!!!1!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
ooooh, ai felz a lil chilfied..ai’m rappin up n
blankie… r mebbe anudder shot ov takeyla
wil werk. Ai luv teh seazunlisniss ov cheezland.
Tiz a byootiful whirled!
Daz kwite a wong pome.
Butt, if wuvving it iz wong.. I don’ wanna beez wight…
Der’s not a ghost ov a chance of dat.
*SPLORT!!!!!*HALP!!!!
I needs CCC KWIKLEEE!!!!! Lil babee kitteh too cyute for werds…I think…I…gonna….faintt…*PLOP!*
oh nao Katzi! ai’ll du mi bes:
sweepy, sweepy, sweepy
scoopy, scoopy, scoopy up teh bwainz
patti, patti, patti bak n playz adn
rap, rap, rappi up wif ducki tapez
tish iz ez cuz sheez out lyka lyt,
lookin fo teh 50’s bavin cap taht machiss
huriz shurt.
raps u n a halo kitteh blankie
givs u a hawt choklit adn a choklit posim
fur later win u wak up…
Ooh..thankees PercyCat!
I tink I gonna be ok nao
BEEEEBOOOOBEEEBOOOBEEEBOOOO!!!
WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!
SPLORTUOSITY RISK HIGH!!!
Cyootness defcon level pink!!!!!
Teh pawsies! Teh littul chin!! Teh weensy nose!!!
Must cling to CHRG — mus think uv — uv — uther — notkyoot kitteh thing –
are ther any such things? — *gasp* — sumwun saev meeeeee……
…
Oh, yeh. BlooMax sez I gotta cleen teh litturbocks.
Dat wurks.
*sigh*
Duffy, taht wuz sum quil thinkin wif teh
litturbockx! U savd yursef, nawt findin
ne cyootniss thair. Gonna tri tu teech mi
nex kitteh tu uz teh toylit.
ah, heer Ai thot Ai wuz amyun tu teh splortage, Ai hads nawt had sush a probwem in a lawng tyme; musta been jaydud ur sumting…Ai wuz just strollin’ thru ICHC and
BLAMMO!!!!! S-P-L-O-R-T and den Ai wuz lyn dere, wif mai brayz awl obber teh playz…. no wun seed me cuz Ai has been hiding, sew Ai has tu ly heer and wayt fur teh CCC wif teh sensor beem tu fine me…..
halps…..Ai’m splorting, and Ai cants get up…..
Ai luks lyke Ai is in flud zone…oh, Ai guez Ai is, after awl…. sumwun gots enny sandbags fur keeping splortage under kontrol??? halps me….ai iz fading fazt….
oh no, turtlol! quik, put ahn tish 50’s bavin cap tu
hole it n!
ooohhh PC, ai finks it tu layt ebben fur bafing cap wif teh flours… needa sandbag awn mai hed…… teh levee has borked!
turtlol, ai don no wut tu do. heerz ahl
teh sanbagz u needz fallin intu plaise,
gydid bi mind control. Tehy jus appeer
az sun az u want, jus lyk majik adn fawl
gintly down wifout a splash. Tihs iz
fur teh levee..nawt ur head. Betta
latte tehn nebber. R u shore u needz
ah sanbag ahn ur head. How bowt ah
takeela?
***SPLORT*** Bitz ob brane splattered all ober mi laptop!
Hyla’s Brook… teh CCC adn itz dryber
iz a cupple ov lolz awai, so ai’ll du vut
ai can..o vut a mess..ai meen o u will
b fyn n no tyme…sweepy,sweepy,sweepy
upz ahl teh gray mattuh…wow, u hav ah
verry wrinklud bwain…u mus b reel
smart cookeh…scoopy,scoopy,scoopy,
tappy,tappy,tappy, bak n hed, ducky
tapey,duckytapey,duckytapey, roun an
roun an roun… pulz on 50’s bavin
cap down all aroun adn snapz it n
plays. Heerz a halokitty floofy
blankie, ah beeg cuppa hawt choklit,
adn ah hole baux ov choklit possumz,
cuz ai thinkz u relli lyk choklit! relax,
feelz bettah sune. keep taht hat ahn.
fur ur ownz purrtecshun.
Was nite fore Catmas when all thru house, not cretur was stirrin, not even mouse!
Stockins were hung by chimmney wit care in hops that Ceiling Cat (Sandy Claws), soon be there
hi dat so cut nother pwse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O M G!! dat is da cotist ting eva!!!