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  1. annipuss says:

    Reddy fur tayk off

    • maryland belle says:

      Happiee nawt secckond tew yew! Heerez a drinkie drink fer yew…an’ a danse tew “Fat Bottomed Girls”

    • Lolnathan says:

      grats on yer nawt-nawt-furst anni!

      Dans? dreenk?

      Also:

      (Caretroll)

      That cat is gonna has teh DIABEETUS, not funneh, remove dis lol!

      Oh sorry, dun no wat com ovar me dere.

      • annipuss says:

        Thx, Ai agwee bowt diabeetus – Ai haz an Do Not Want! but heer Ai can haz drinkses an nom wivout wurry!
        Iz neerly tiem fur bed heer in TTI, so hot choklitt an a biskit wil soot me fien.

    • maifavvritKITTEH says:

      ai nommed a heleeum!

    • mommacat10 says:

      PLEASE remove this picture. The owners should be shot for allowing this fur child to get this big. It is unsafe and horribly unhealthy. THis fur child cannot properly groom him/herself. There is a danger of kidney, liver, heart problems as well as diabetes. I LOVE this web site but this picture is NOT funny.

      Mommacat

      • roxymeow says:

        No, don’t remove this picture, this is a good example of how not to raise a kitteh

        • izzygirl says:

          you are exactly write and my dad has that same size at maybe bigger he is huge and mean i really do agree my niece wants a cat i am going to show here this and make sure that she uderstands not to make the cat FAT

      • buffy6029 says:

        “fur child”? RUS? It’s a cat/feline/lolcat/kitteh. It didn’t come out of the womb of a ‘fur’ it came out of the womb of a cat. so it is no the child of a fur.
        k thx bye

        • Heather Q says:

          I call my critters fur babies…what’s wrong with it? My kittehs have been with me for 14 years, they are not just animals that live in my home.

      • McNuggit says:

        Seriously this is cruel and so not funny. Please remove so people dont start thinking overfeeding your cat to this point is ok.

        • annipuss says:

          *whispers* I think this is a case of a doctored picture – the head and legs show no sign of obesity.

          • Kelli says:

            Actually, super fat kittehs don’t really get fat on their heads or legs.

            Google it if yer curious.

          • exhoicat says:

            “*whispers* I think this is a case of a doctored picture ”

            Oh, I hope you’re right! Ai hab taikin keer ob two minnie dayuhbettic kittehs tew lol @ sich a site.

          • krista-raised-by-cats says:

            fat cats no gets fats on dere heds o dere legz. is jussa big fat cat. da fats is not guds fer deh kittehs. yoos dis kitteh as an eckzampal uv not good kitteh parenting. da furries is not ment to bee so fatz. is bad fur da healths. reeeeel badz.

        • strummerlove says:

          What are you talking about? No one is going to see this picture an think, “oh man, we gotta start feeding our cat more so he can be an internet joke too!!”

          • 1krzyd_feline says:

            Actually Guinness Book of Records, at one time, did have a category for largest or biggest cat. They dropped the category because owners were deliberately over-feeding their cats just so they could get their name in the book. Sad but true.

        • Blue George says:

          I agree with everyone who thinks this is not funny. This poor cat cannot be comfortable, with the strain on his heart and other organs, and this is not something to laugh about.

      • Loveriot says:

        Iz not laffin. Feel badz for the kitteh

      • Rebska says:

        I completly agree with your comment – picture NOT cute – very sad – poor kitty, shoot owners.

        • Ziaxi says:

          I agree that the picture isn’t at all funny or cute but the owners are probably oblivious to the pain he’s in or the discomfort he feels. It’s a case of education, the owners can’t be blamed for being ignorant. This picture is very very sad. I feel so sorry for the cat.

          • Janni says:

            The owners CAN and SHOULD be held responsible and blamed for being ignorant.

            There is no excuse for being ignorant when you take on the responsibility that is to own a pet! You should know what you’re dealing with and how to do it, or you shouldn’t own one at all…

      • Brandy says:

        I TOTALLY AGREE!!!! THERE IS NO SENSE IN THAT POOR KITTY BEING SO BIG

      • Elizabeth Wright says:

        Just to be “funny” you chose to distroy an animal??? Put this poor defenseless
        animal on a diet IMMEDIATELY and you will be blessed.

        Thank you… Animal protector

    • jason says:

      blimp kitteh is at it agin…

  2. maifavvritKITTEH says:

    ai has too many cheezburger

  3. cweenmj says:

    I luv a parade!!

  4. two_kittehs says:

    I ar not fat I ar just floofeh

  5. maryland belle says:

    Ohai. I eeted a wutermellon.

  6. It’ll take a good year to get all teh weight off.

  7. smammie says:

    ty ah hawser tu itz ahnkul!1 Itz getting awai!!!!

    • old lurker says:

      I r so sorree Smammie, I thunked yu waza mousie but den I clikked on yur naem and dere yu waz, all ‘possumy. I hab a quezdion for yu. Nort or Souf Jersey? I mobed to 10-o-C frum NJ and noew we haz lotza possums aroun.

      • smammie says:

        Iz such ah tiny abatar, iz E-Z tu fink iz a mausie, nawt tu wari. knebbur N nor S… rite inda armpit ob the Bayshore. Wii bii clamdiggurzs adn farmurz taht goez waibakc en thyme. Tall purrsimon triiz filed wif possumz and rakkety koonz. Gotz swumpz wif cotton-moufs adn snappin tutolz tu…. butt moaslii ennymoar, wii gotz hows abter hows abter hows…. adn teh peeps frum teh citii whu sez” Wutz dat? Du it bitez?” wehn dey sea ah bunneh…Pleh.
        Aye has bin frum High Point adn Mt. Taminny, doan tru teh Barrenz (stawp tu eetz blu-beris , yum) adn haz whalked teh beech atz Caep Mai. Iz such a liddle staet, adn itz feline smallur awls teh thyme. Whar yu bii frum”

        • eubie says:

          Smammie, r u shur ur nawt n Lucy Anna? Caws Ai yam, adn we gotz teh possumz adn rackety coons adn purrsmimons adn cawtin moufs adn snappin turtlols. Fawt tehy wud git froze n winner taht far norf! O, wait, tahts mii, friizinN jersey.

        • PercyCat says:

          Souns lyk itz gawt ebyting u want n a
          short dribe. Ai nebber bin clamdiggin,
          but hav bin crawfishin n teh ricefieldz
          n Lucyanna, so mani u pik em up wif
          tongz, no huntin tehm. Thar ebryware,
          lyk Eastur eggz ahn teh church lawn.

          • smammie says:

            Iffin yu goez tu VT, itz cawled crayfishin, and yu du itz bai warin a snorkul adn whalkin in teh riber streemz …catchum bear-hanned..fassst…liddle buggurs nip nasty.

        • old lurker says:

          Ai libbed in Edgeywater in da shadoe of the GW bridge. I cud see NY from mai house. Ai eben swummed in da Hudson Riber. We usdto go to See Side Hites for for da reel swimmin. When we botted a houze, we moved to NW Jerzee inna mountins, nere da DE Wader Gap. Now I ar in 10-o-c an I don wanna go bak “up North” enny mor.

  8. Michelle says:

    Jenny Craig Fail

    • Romeow says:

      Wate Wacher’s kitteh dun kno hao to count poynts.

      • jd says:

        Wayte Wacher’s kitteh haz eeted all teh things from ALL the forks ov all da eeting words chains above. Da thing iz, eloleophants aren’t listed, so are zero poynts. Anyways, da rule iz, wun poynte per poynte end, iznt it?

  9. Mabye kitteh is just teh preggers.

    Looks like she’s havening elebentyuplets.

  10. stagehanddan says:

    hulk-kitteh status: Size…..achieved, Eyes…..charged, Color………sys fail..reboot.

  11. Amy says:

    Sad kitty… kitties shouldn’t be this big :(

    • jd says:

      I fink kitteh haz biin thru da photoshoppe. I downt think iz akshualy dat size. (If it woz, dat wuud be a veri sad kitti indiid, an’ an arthritik kitti an’ a diabetik kitti.)

      • MF says:

        I sincerely hope you are right about Photoshop. It would be a disgrace for anyone to actually let their cat get this fat. I have seen a lot of photos like this on this and other websites, and it makes you wonder what the humans look like. Shame on these people.

      • Diana says:

        I agreez….must b fotoshop

        • Tessie says:

          Yez… sumbuddy has snuck in fotoshop wen nobuddy wuz paying attenshun. Iz kwite possible yu noes. Mai pickshers luk lik dis alsew for no reezon… alsew my scale.
          Iz fotoshop, definitely.

  12. SuzanS says:

    Iz fallen and Iz cant gets up!!

  13. stagehanddan says:

    Mr. Creosote-kitteh, contemplatin’ waffer thin mint.

  14. Romeow says:

    Oh, teh feline-ity.

  15. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    i madded u a dirjibul. but i eeted it. oh teh humanatee

  16. johnson442 says:

    RUN! SHE’S GONNA BLOW!!!

    • Romeow says:

      Hao meny poots duz it taek to get kitteh bak to normal size?

      • kitsunerina says:

        dat depends on whut kinduv poots tehy is…
        liddle poots or big poots
        lowd poots or SBDs
        smellee poots or gassee poots
        or teh poots dat maeks yer muther mad?

  17. Romeow says:

    I can has normal sized hed and tayl?

  18. Duffy says:

    I fink dis kitteh musta gotta long littul dogie.

    (Editorial aside: If I thot this bebeh was rilly this shape, I wud be verrah cross at its peeps.)

  19. turtlol says:

    (in Cartman voice) AI IS NAWT FAT! AI IS BIG-BONED!!!

  20. jmuhj says:

    Caretroll rite. This kitteh niidz tew goe on vet-ok’d diet STAT.

  21. Oobie says:

    Excuse the non lol talk, but this is animal abuse. That poor cat.

    • The Crapture says:

      My guess is that it’s probably a pretty fat cat in reality as well (i’ve never seen a neutered ginger-tabby tomcat who didn’t need to lose a cpl of pounds or so), but something about it looks visibly “off” because with girth like THAT (pictured), it would never walk and then i’d feel awfully inclined to shove it’s owner into a veal-calf pen just for the sake of the irony (and for the chance to say “IT PUTS TEH LOTION BACK IN TEH BASKET” in all seriousness). Because if that isn’t a P-shop job, then this kitteh is the feline equivalent of that guy in Mexico that weighed somewhere in the neighborhood of 1300 lbs before he started using some diet plan or other and is slowly making his way down and some cat owner is, as we say “doing it wrong”

    • Romeow says:

      Psst…Oobie – Photochop habs a speshul program dat distorts liek dis.

  22. Psyker says:

    Diets don werk. Kitteh needz wate watchers!

  23. Just goes to show what I keep telling people. When you’re already fat, you should not wear horiztontial stripes. It just makes you look even fatter.

  24. layne says:

    Poor cat… Its owners need to take better care of it.

  25. anonymous says:

    This isn’t funny. This is sad. Shame on you for posting this.

    • Kenya says:

      No lolcat speak…

      I know the person who posted this personally and she would never allow any of her animals to be this way on purpose. Her pets get better care than most people’s children. Her only crime here is that she has a sense of humor and she knows funny. I don’t know where she got the picture from (it’s not one of her babies), but it’s obviously been photo shopped.

      We luffs you, Loki, and the whole gang says “hai!” Shudda put a tiara on itz hed! heh heh

  26. The Crapture says:

    “nawt mah fawlt u brot hoem caek frum Soviet Russia…if I hadn’t eated it, it wud hav eeted me”
    *brp*
    “skuze meh”

  27. po-david says:

    If this is no photo shop, it is abuse

    • jd says:

      There’s a weirdness in the photo, top centre of cat, the top back leg seems to be much more in shadow than I’d expect, and the proportions don’t make sense for a cat. I think it has to be photoshopped, but there ARE grossly overweight cats in the USA and I do think that that should be subject to severe penalties for the owner (and extreme treatment for the animal).

    • Murm says:

      I really hope that this cat isn’t this fat. I hope that all of us fans at LOLcats realize that this is ridiculously unhealthy and animal abuse.

  28. laughoutloud says:

    awesome CPW (caption placement work), loki!

  29. Geminate says:

    Epic kitty LOL!!!

    Oh and by the way, you are mad, MAD I tell you!

    • GCHLoki says:

      Iz called a j-o-k-e. No one should ever reelly let catz get dis big–widout uzing photoshop. C’mon…wen u see greeting cards showing catz wiv giant heads, duznt mein ownerz aksually xpanded catz heads or…or duz it? hmmmm….

      • jd says:

        Their arr shurunin hedds, afta all.

      • GCHLoki says:

        i’z confuzelled. Ment fur this to post in reply sumwarez else…

        …need moar catnip

        kthxbai

        • jd says:

          Heer iz teh emur-shunt-see catnip supply, elebenty tonnes ov fresh, finely-grownd extra-potent catnip.

          • stagehanddan says:

            you nip-pusher you (psst, hook a brother up will-ya?)

            • jd says:

              *takes stagehanddan at his word and hooks him up… to an IV carrying a year’s continuous supply of catnip oil*

              • stagehanddan says:

                wweeeeeuuulllll naow, dat oughta make dealin’ wit da chuckle-heads a mite less, agravating. thanx, the small tank o’ nip oil should blend in wit ma belt tools. sweet.

                though explain’n the unaccustomed smile will be another matter.

                • Harry says:

                  If you are on catnip, I don’t think you will have a smile – if you are like my cats, you will have a frenzied look in your eyes, and then be rolling on the floor, followed by zooming over furniture and up curtains. The chuckleheads won’t be able to keep up with you!

          • GCHLoki says:

            aawwwwzzzziii…..tenk u, jd
            >^%^<

  30. Celia says:

    Not even remotely entertaining. This is animal abuse. It depresses me every time I see photos like this.

  31. Mary Ann says:

    Owner should be shot. Should not have pets or children.

  32. STeelKitty says:

    This pic isn’t funny. Those owners need to have all pets taken away. WHY would ANYONE feed an animal so much that they look like that? Not humorous and should be taken down and the kitteh owners should get a visit from the ASPCA. Tonight. :-(

  33. Not really funny says:

    I hope it is photoshopped. That cat is not healthy.

  34. Scott Hungarter says:

    U needz to fuking removs dis NOW. dis is NOT cheezburger material. it is inhumane and reprehensabul.

  35. mary says:

    this isn’t funny :( that poor kitty is ill. probably has FIP (feline infectious peritonitous). i luvs me some lolcatz but tihs one is no lol.

    • jd says:

      No, this kitteh’s hoomin probably haz a fisheye lenz for hiz digital camera, and a copy of photoshop. Nao I du thynk teh hoomin’s photoshop license shuud be suspended, and teh hoomin cuud benefit from 48 hour psych obsorvation (by cats, naturally, as you want this unbiased), but the cat is probably fine.

  36. Ben says:

    Stop feeding this cat. How cruel. This is abuse.

    • jd says:

      Looking at the picture, it’s absolutely certain they used a trick lens, like a fisheye, and then photoshopped the image. Look at the cat. Look at where the light is striking the cat. Now look for the shadows from the legs. There aren’t any. The cat was pasted into the hallway. To get the cat to appear that obese, you use a convex lens – no different from a distorting mirror in a fun house. Or you could use a program like photoshop.

  37. potpiekitteh says:

    that is a morbidly obese kitteh :-(

  38. 42 says:

    ugh, totally not funny. this cat needs immediate deflation.

    • Romeow says:

      B careful wen u lets teh air out ov teh kitteh.
      Kitteh mite fly round teh room liek an untied balloon!

  39. Daphne Moss says:

    LOL@”Meaning of Life” ref, but agree not too funz…
    Sure dis not be a preggers kitteh? Could be…
    If not, dat is just means…

    Buts mah mom’s Maine Coon kitteh actually attcks hers if she no give treetses.
    Cat is 20 pound marmy…

  40. Kevin says:

    This isn’t funny! I lost my girlfriend in a tragic blimp accident!

    Goodyear?

    No, the worst!

  41. Ama says:

    I think I might have known that cat…or perhaps a simmilar one. His name was “Crusher” and he’d been hit by a truck actually. He survived, but you could still see tire tracks on his side! He was with the McCellum family when I was a kid.

  42. Jericho says:

    Um, seriously, that’s animal cruelty. One or two pounds overweight for a cat or dog is like ten or twenty pounds over weight for a human, and that cat is WAY more than one or two pounds overweight. It’s going to die because its owners don’t care about its health =/

  43. wth says:

    This is animal cruelty. That cat can’t even stand up on its own anymore. Know what the limits are. We all come here for kicks and laughs, but not like this. Geez.

  44. Peter says:

    “No, it was a terrible year”

  45. rach says:

    You know, some kittehs have thyroid problems. We have a kitteh who is tubby (not like this, not even close, but still fat by cat standards) and she is on a strict vet-prescribed diet, is not free-fed, and has regular exercise, but because she has thyroid dysfunction, she is very slow to lose weight. Not all owners with fat cats are awful people who “should be shot.” Some of us are deeply concerned and do the best we can to give our pets a good quality of life.

  46. ginneh says:

    Woa momma how many bebbeh kittehz in dere? Leventy-zillions?

  47. Veterinary Technician says:

    I hate to ruin everyone’s fun, but this is animal cruelty. This cat is at high risk for diabetes, liver, kidney, and heart failure. I wouldn’t be surprised if it is already in the red zone for any and/or all of these. I think it is really sad that everyone so ignorantly finds an extremely obese cat to be something funny. I hope the owners of this cat reconsider how they’re treating their ‘beloved’ pet.

  48. cheshirekittehkat says:

    Wel, Ai agrees wif JD, Crapture, adn sume ov teh ovvers abowt teh fotographee;

    Iyf yuu triez tuu vyzuahlyze teh kitteh uprite adn stayndyng awn hims foots, iyt’s almoast iympahsuble foar teh kitteh tuu waulk; hims tummee wuud bees draggyng awn teh graownd;

    Soe Ai fink foar shure taht tihs wuz FOTOSHAUPPED;
    adn teh puurson hoo tooked teh pikshure dyd iyt foar laffs adn foar shok effekt az wel, becuz tehms knoed taht weez kitteh-luuvers wuud geyt awl wurked up at teh aubveeus kitteh abuuse!!!!!! :shock:

  49. Sansabear says:

    **burp**
    teh goggie tastes good wif A-1

  50. uzphotoshp says:

    Iz fotoshawep, can tellz by dah picksellz.

  51. flozoe says:

    Ha Ha Ha! It looks like my cat!

  52. I’m hoping and praying that photo was photoshopped. If it wasn’t, I’m praying the humans who did this wake up to humane behaviour.

    Skittles, The Huntress

  53. Keagan says:

    This is so sad..it is not cute to see a cat that over weight.
    If your cat looks like this you are a terrible owner.
    It’s legs don’t even come together in the back – that is crazy.
    I wish I could save this kitty.. he surely won’t live a long healthy life. :( Man this is sad.

    • Jillian says:

      This is animal cruelty! How can you let your animal get that size. In human size that cat would be a one ton man. Who ever thinks this cat is funny or cute needs a reality check.

  54. Kev says:

    This is not an LOLcat. This is just plain mean, and not funny. House cats get obese. That’s a sad reality. This submission shouldn’t have been approved for inclusion amongst some great LOL’s.

    • Matt11 says:

      Awwww shove it. It’s still funny, and while it’s owners may have some issues, the cat deserves this honor.

  55. Let says:

    Poor creature. If he were human, he would weigh around 400 kg.

  56. Ash says:

    This is not funny, this cat needs to be on a diet :(

  57. The Crapture says:

    wow…just…wow.

    does nobody read or must i ask again if nobody f**king reads because i keep seeing the “Captain Obvious” phenomenon yet again.

    Kitteh would have to be on a wheeled pallet and steered by tele-g*ddamn-kinesis if it was really this fat.

    yes it is sad that some people do have some grossly obese kittehs and do nothing about it because they might think it’s cute in some idiotic and perverse way. but for any living animal to be that severely bloated just does not enter the real of being very likely…it’s a photoshop, ppl…get a grip…srsly

  58. Ovamiat says:

    Let’s just hope the cat’s PREGNANT AND ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH.

    Think happy thoughts, people.

  59. Rebska says:

    such a sad picture – poor kitteh :-(

  60. Concerned Cat parent says:

    Whoever owns this cat or one as fat as this needs to be charged with animal abuse!

  61. jrc says:

    Not even funny. Horrible.

  62. TJF says:

    Sorry, don’t think that this one is funny…these people should be hauled in for animal abuse…how can they let this poor cat be this fat…this is NOT right!

  63. DO NOT WANT says:

    bwar har har iz cute

  64. lollover says:

    it kills meh to see these kittehs being so unhealthy, :(

  65. RainCat. says:

    bleh.

    meh luffs funnay keetays, bud dis wun an’t funnay.

    effen if foto-shopz, stillz makin’ meh saddz.

  66. Lindsay says:

    whoever owns this cat should be ashamed of themselves. It probably can’t even walk!!

  67. potpiekitteh says:

    this is reeeelly reeeeelly sad. poor kitteh :-(

  68. Oblong says:

    If so many of you REALLY disapprove of this picture and find it to be a case of animal abuse then E-MAIL THE STAFF, STOP FLOODING THE COMMENT AREA WITH COMPLAINTS.

    And it might be photoshopped. Take a good look at the resolution of the photo. But I am no photoshop expert, so I am not one to judge.

    And if it is real, yes, it is cruel. But instead of having a fit here why not actually go out and make a real hands on effort to help poorly treated animals? Doesn’t that make more sense?

  69. Tisi says:

    poor cat

  70. Caitlin says:

    This makes me want to cry

  71. Tyrtorcho says:

    I agree this is not in the least funny.


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