Iz not too youngs
Iz not too youngs to pick up chix
furst i be fwendz wif dem nd den put mai moves on dem.
picture: http://www.thisismayjah.com. lol caption: Dewy Cheatum
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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But dat chiz uh liddul yung 4 u…
chiz = chix
…
Mai bad tie-pin … lemme shoez u moar uvvit…
Ok, mai bad ree din, let me sho u it! I din see teh “z”, I sawr teh non-existenshul “x”…..
Awl I see iz deh kewt kitteh-babeh!!!!! SSPPPPLLLOOORRRRTTTTT!!!!
merjinsee merjinsee CCC 2 teh reskue B4 supper!
*rushes tew Cweenmj wiv 50’s BC, snap! an liddle snap teh strap*
Um, dukkee taype, oh heer tis *Taypee tayppe tayppe*
An a floofy blankie wif teh kittehs, nope bedder nawt use taht wun, floofy blankee wif teh turklez awn it, an sum rhino sawris shaypded chawklits, an wunna Leeza’s mintjulipz.
Whew! U feelz bedder suun, Cweenmj!
Oh, fank yew ZF!!! I doan noe wut kumded ober mii. I wuz just lukking at deh kewt iddle kitteh adn awl uv a sudden ebberyfing wented blakk…. Nom. mmm riyno sawris chokklitz — berry gud. Sip. mmmm mintee julipz. I’ll just lay down fer a wyle.
snuggee snugge in deh turtol blankee.
Jus’ rememba wat da puppetz on stingray sed: “Anything can happun in da next half hour”
ZF to teh rest-kew wiff zauber-lyke eggsperteez! Glad yoo R hear, an teh udder CCC’er frens. Naugt so menny ov us be keepin R witts about us on this lolcat!
Pleez to let me return teh favur… Ai’ll dew mai best!
*luks for CCC*
oh, teher it iz! rite where ai thot it wud bee.
*luks for brum an dustpan, finz ‘em*
*sweep, sweep, sweepity sweep sweep*
OK, nise pile o’ brayns tehre!
*scoop, scoop scoop*
*carefully taeks awf crown*
*tuck brayns bak in de head*
luks like taht’s all uv ‘em.
Heer’z speshul CHRG wif a tiara drawn onnit!
*stretch, stretch, snap*
*tape, tape, tape*
Okey dokey! lessee. sum chokklit, and a drinkee. DUnno whut u lyke best but tehre’z a lot to chuse frum!
Don’t put yur crown back awn until you are feelin beddur.
…oh, and a blankee. How’s about floofy pink?
Oohh Tessm… Dis soo gud uv yew!!! I fink yew ab ben praktissing wif deh CCC. I lubs deh CHRG wif teh tiara. *sighes contentedlee* Itz soo gud 2 habbing deh gud frenz.
oOOooo yerr too good
moarrr treats!
O noez! Owr oan cweenmj dun had teh *splort*!!1! Gotta huree…
**rushiz 2 gitz da CCC**
Itz gunna b K cweenmj … Iz heer…
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**scoopee scoopee scoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**patteepatpatpat 2 smoovem awl owt nys agin**
**dukkee tayp dukkee tap howld evvyfing 2gevvr**
**putz bavvin cap awn cweenmj 2 keapz evvyfing kleen**
**putz speshulee-mayd CHRG(w/doi) 2 fitz ober crown**
**rapz cweenmj inna softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitchers u kittehz n liddul chikeez**
Dere U goez cweenmj! U haz uh rilaksin tym inna Splort Lownj…
Heerz sum chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz n uh nys cowld chokklit martoonee (shakyn, nawt sturd)
U b awl beddur inna noe tym
Oh boi!!! moar choklit!! and a chokklit martoonee 2 go wif my mint julip. I must habbing deh splortz moar oftin.
Mai O mai at awl da hep 4 cweenmj!! Jess goez 2 shoez U dat ifn ur nys 2 uvvers, den uvvers b nys bak 2 U
Schmoo 2 awl mai reskewerz. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Aw, fankz Mj
Gosh awl golleegee, an shuckz an awl that.
An, how peepz duz teh hartz???
well we has us a genu wine brayd tonite…
wif Aahz at teh top, Annipuss and Zauberflote rite behind!
Iz werkin late so wud u liek cocktails (hee) for ur tawp spots?
hao bowt,,,,,,,,,,, a lil *wisspurrz* fryded chikkin?
Needz 2 b a bit moar big dan dat 1 iffn we shaer 3 waiz
mmm… u wants teh sowthren cookin?
how abowt mint joolips wif dat?
In silver cupses? wif crusht iyce?
Mmmmm, Leeza, u haz a fung 4 mint julipz, duzznt u. But sownz gud tew mii! *Bringz Leeza shiney silber cupp dat I fown wen I wuz talkin tew LCB…..*
Alsew, I’z goin tew Krissy’s an get mai harez brayded, NEbuddy wanna comewif? Since I wuz at teh GTSpa, I iz got in teh habbit of teh eyeland braydez, u noez.
Alsew alsew, I haz tew go an fix supper. TTFN!!! *slurps a liddle julip wyle walkin awai* Yummmmmm.
well, I just hazza thing fur burbon…
it’s gud wif ginger ayle too!
altho I almost nebber drinks teh hard stuff..
I lieks a nice glass uv wine tho!
wayves by-by to ZF… and awl teh cheezfrends, cuz I has to go too!
*wavez weekly frum deh Splort Recubbery Ward*
Bai-bai, frenz. Schmooz 2 yooz. ♥♥♥♥♥
Nawt tu bi confuzzled wiv da Monty Pyfon Reshrubbery Ward
LOL! Hay jd, cmawn ober tew teh neckst lolpic! I has a lonely.
Okee dokee, leeza-b! I b werkin layt 2nyt awlsew, sew haow bowt summa dat fryd chikkin n sum mintee joolipz…
I jess hadz uh happee IRL — mai XYL jess brotted me sum hoam-mayd shrimpee fryd rays heer at werkz. Naow I kin werkz layt n nawt haz uh hongree…
Mien 2 tehre shud b a spaes afta Ai!
But, Annipuss, “Ifinkso” iz a reel werd! U ok!
Dats otay den
Tew kewt! Wuv de kat
Aifink u iz 2 young
But this wun a tad hevvee fur mii!
*quick putz awn 50’sBC w/ lil chickiez awn it*
*taype taype taype*
Whew! Taht wuz a close wun….
whut B teh 50’sBC? soundz inderessting. no moar wiff drawinks on it?
Dat be 1950’s style bathing cap - an extremely tight rubber skullcap type device with a chinstrap, and occasionally rows of ruffly rubber decorations. It was supposed to keep your hair dry, but a side-effect was to rip your hair out by the roots when you removed it.
Houz dat a side-effect? Iffen yu hab no hair, it can’t get wet.
chikkin littul needs to go on that diet I seed heer yesterdai.
Seed diet? Dat maeks sens.
he aint hevvy… he’s my… future fud!!
Win, leeza! @@@@@@@@@@ an a trukklode ob fyremenz.
ooooo…
**gets owt FRU’s**
Mai, deyz prittee! U gotz teh wunz wif teh fwowerz awn em, I sii! U get em at Tyboo Tiik?
yes, maybee tomorrows we can go shoppin 2gether…
*whispers*
We can ask Gibbocat where he keeps the reely purtie wuns!
Mine is a littul singed.
He aynt hevvy, heez lite as a feather. Well, maybe a bunch ob fettherz. Well, maybe juss a bunch ov yeller down. Get down offen mii!!!
donut B silleh…yoo doan git down offen a kitteh…
Witch iz hevvier, a pownd of feathers or a pownd of rocks?
Wich iz hevveeyur, uh pownd uv gowld oar uh pownd uv fevvurz?
Aahz, dey haz stoled ower abatars
No, I seez em bofe!
An gibbed em back wyle Ai wuz complaynin!
Mebbe dey jess borreed dem 4 a wyl…
Oooohhh…tooo KYUTE!!!
Too bad kitteh duzznt reelize dat sumday he’ll want da floofee chikkie fur din din sted uv frend.
halp!
*splort*
*luks dasedlee arond fur mai brains*
Here,. whiskers, I hab ur bwains. **patpat**
duck tape wif rubber duckies, nicey fluffie blankee, an hawt chocoaltes fur yew.
*whew* fanks! ai wuz wurried fur a sekond.
w00t, w00t! glad yoo is bedder now! CCC werks ebberythyme!