Iz not too youngs
Iz not too youngs to pick up chix
furst i be fwendz wif dem nd den put mai moves on dem.
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But dat chiz uh liddul yung 4 u…
chiz = chix
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Mai bad tie-pin … lemme shoez u moar uvvit…
Ok, mai bad ree din, let me sho u it! I din see teh “z”, I sawr teh non-existenshul “x”…..
Awl I see iz deh kewt kitteh-babeh!!!!! SSPPPPLLLOOORRRRTTTTT!!!!
merjinsee merjinsee CCC 2 teh reskue B4 supper!
*rushes tew Cweenmj wiv 50’s BC, snap! an liddle snap teh strap*
Um, dukkee taype, oh heer tis *Taypee tayppe tayppe*
An a floofy blankie wif teh kittehs, nope bedder nawt use taht wun, floofy blankee wif teh turklez awn it, an sum rhino sawris shaypded chawklits, an wunna Leeza’s mintjulipz.
Whew! U feelz bedder suun, Cweenmj!
Oh, fank yew ZF!!! I doan noe wut kumded ober mii. I wuz just lukking at deh kewt iddle kitteh adn awl uv a sudden ebberyfing wented blakk…. Nom. mmm riyno sawris chokklitz — berry gud. Sip. mmmm mintee julipz. I’ll just lay down fer a wyle.
snuggee snugge in deh turtol blankee.
Jus’ rememba wat da puppetz on stingray sed: “Anything can happun in da next half hour”
ZF to teh rest-kew wiff zauber-lyke eggsperteez! Glad yoo R hear, an teh udder CCC’er frens. Naugt so menny ov us be keepin R witts about us on this lolcat!
Pleez to let me return teh favur… Ai’ll dew mai best!
*luks for CCC*
oh, teher it iz! rite where ai thot it wud bee.
*luks for brum an dustpan, finz ‘em*
*sweep, sweep, sweepity sweep sweep*
OK, nise pile o’ brayns tehre!
*scoop, scoop scoop*
*carefully taeks awf crown*
*tuck brayns bak in de head*
luks like taht’s all uv ‘em.
Heer’z speshul CHRG wif a tiara drawn onnit!
*stretch, stretch, snap*
*tape, tape, tape*
Okey dokey! lessee. sum chokklit, and a drinkee. DUnno whut u lyke best but tehre’z a lot to chuse frum!
Don’t put yur crown back awn until you are feelin beddur.
…oh, and a blankee. How’s about floofy pink?
Oohh Tessm… Dis soo gud uv yew!!! I fink yew ab ben praktissing wif deh CCC. I lubs deh CHRG wif teh tiara. *sighes contentedlee* Itz soo gud 2 habbing deh gud frenz.
oOOooo yerr too good
moarrr treats!
O noez! Owr oan cweenmj dun had teh *splort*!!1! Gotta huree…
**rushiz 2 gitz da CCC**
Itz gunna b K cweenmj … Iz heer…
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**scoopee scoopee scoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**patteepatpatpat 2 smoovem awl owt nys agin**
**dukkee tayp dukkee tap howld evvyfing 2gevvr**
**putz bavvin cap awn cweenmj 2 keapz evvyfing kleen**
**putz speshulee-mayd CHRG(w/doi) 2 fitz ober crown**
**rapz cweenmj inna softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitchers u kittehz n liddul chikeez**
Dere U goez cweenmj! U haz uh rilaksin tym inna Splort Lownj…
Heerz sum chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz n uh nys cowld chokklit martoonee (shakyn, nawt sturd)
U b awl beddur inna noe tym
Oh boi!!! moar choklit!! and a chokklit martoonee 2 go wif my mint julip. I must habbing deh splortz moar oftin.
Mai O mai at awl da hep 4 cweenmj!! Jess goez 2 shoez U dat ifn ur nys 2 uvvers, den uvvers b nys bak 2 U
Schmoo 2 awl mai reskewerz. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Aw, fankz Mj
Gosh awl golleegee, an shuckz an awl that.
An, how peepz duz teh hartz???
well we has us a genu wine brayd tonite…
wif Aahz at teh top, Annipuss and Zauberflote rite behind!
Iz werkin late so wud u liek cocktails (hee) for ur tawp spots?
hao bowt,,,,,,,,,,, a lil *wisspurrz* fryded chikkin?
Needz 2 b a bit moar big dan dat 1 iffn we shaer 3 waiz
mmm… u wants teh sowthren cookin?
how abowt mint joolips wif dat?
In silver cupses? wif crusht iyce?
Mmmmm, Leeza, u haz a fung 4 mint julipz, duzznt u. But sownz gud tew mii! *Bringz Leeza shiney silber cupp dat I fown wen I wuz talkin tew LCB…..*
Alsew, I’z goin tew Krissy’s an get mai harez brayded, NEbuddy wanna comewif? Since I wuz at teh GTSpa, I iz got in teh habbit of teh eyeland braydez, u noez.
Alsew alsew, I haz tew go an fix supper. TTFN!!! *slurps a liddle julip wyle walkin awai* Yummmmmm.
well, I just hazza thing fur burbon…
it’s gud wif ginger ayle too!
altho I almost nebber drinks teh hard stuff..
I lieks a nice glass uv wine tho!
wayves by-by to ZF… and awl teh cheezfrends, cuz I has to go too!
*wavez weekly frum deh Splort Recubbery Ward*
Bai-bai, frenz. Schmooz 2 yooz. ♥♥♥♥♥
Nawt tu bi confuzzled wiv da Monty Pyfon Reshrubbery Ward
LOL! Hay jd, cmawn ober tew teh neckst lolpic! I has a lonely.
Okee dokee, leeza-b! I b werkin layt 2nyt awlsew, sew haow bowt summa dat fryd chikkin n sum mintee joolipz…
I jess hadz uh happee IRL — mai XYL jess brotted me sum hoam-mayd shrimpee fryd rays heer at werkz. Naow I kin werkz layt n nawt haz uh hongree…
Mien 2 tehre shud b a spaes afta Ai!
But, Annipuss, “Ifinkso” iz a reel werd! U ok!
Dats otay den
Tew kewt! Wuv de kat
Aifink u iz 2 young
But this wun a tad hevvee fur mii!
*quick putz awn 50’sBC w/ lil chickiez awn it*
*taype taype taype*
Whew! Taht wuz a close wun….
whut B teh 50’sBC? soundz inderessting. no moar wiff drawinks on it?
Dat be 1950’s style bathing cap – an extremely tight rubber skullcap type device with a chinstrap, and occasionally rows of ruffly rubber decorations. It was supposed to keep your hair dry, but a side-effect was to rip your hair out by the roots when you removed it.
Houz dat a side-effect? Iffen yu hab no hair, it can’t get wet.
chikkin littul needs to go on that diet I seed heer yesterdai.
Seed diet? Dat maeks sens.
he aint hevvy… he’s my… future fud!!
Win, leeza! @@@@@@@@@@ an a trukklode ob fyremenz.
ooooo…
**gets owt FRU’s**
Mai, deyz prittee! U gotz teh wunz wif teh fwowerz awn em, I sii! U get em at Tyboo Tiik?
yes, maybee tomorrows we can go shoppin 2gether…
*whispers*
We can ask Gibbocat where he keeps the reely purtie wuns!
Mine is a littul singed.
He aynt hevvy, heez lite as a feather. Well, maybe a bunch ob fettherz. Well, maybe juss a bunch ov yeller down. Get down offen mii!!!
donut B silleh…yoo doan git down offen a kitteh…
Witch iz hevvier, a pownd of feathers or a pownd of rocks?
Wich iz hevveeyur, uh pownd uv gowld oar uh pownd uv fevvurz?
Aahz, dey haz stoled ower abatars
No, I seez em bofe!
An gibbed em back wyle Ai wuz complaynin!
Mebbe dey jess borreed dem 4 a wyl…
Oooohhh…tooo KYUTE!!!
Too bad kitteh duzznt reelize dat sumday he’ll want da floofee chikkie fur din din sted uv frend.
halp!
*splort*
*luks dasedlee arond fur mai brains*
Here,. whiskers, I hab ur bwains. **patpat**
duck tape wif rubber duckies, nicey fluffie blankee, an hawt chocoaltes fur yew.
*whew* fanks! ai wuz wurried fur a sekond.
w00t, w00t! glad yoo is bedder now! CCC werks ebberythyme!
Bah. Laydee won’t eben lemme foster teh bebbeh, becuz Ai doan have a yard, an seh tinks iz bad tew nawt let kittehs be outdoors. Ai wood nevar let meh kittehs outdoorz wifout meh, iz tew dangerous. Mannee sads over this.
Oh, doan bee sads! Yu tried!
I fink dis laydee… is danjeruss to her kittehs!
U tried MB.. don be sad. U is rite but nuffin else u can do.
Ai is mostly sads becuz Ai’m afriad teh adopters mebbe will just leeve kitteh outside awl teh time, which iz bad fur teh kitteh.
ai sawree teh laydee unenytened! mebbee sum kittehs r good owtsyde but dat nawt nessa… necass… reelee a rekwirement. I purrsonlee hav prefurencss fur teh indoor kittees and laydee shud let us fawster dem, I finkso, yes!
Ai fink it iz watebber teh kitteh iz yoos 2, Iffn tehy nebber haz bin outdoors, dey shud be otay as indoor kittehs. Its onlee crool 2 keep kittehs dat has bin out door wuns inside. Ai finkso.
ai admit ai m onna fense on tihs wun. mai former kitteh wuz nawt happy insyde, he wud spray if he cud nawt go out (an he wuz nutered!) He wuz very adventurous, he wud get up on nayborz roof an everything. He wuz hit by kar wun day.
But tahtz whut he lyked, an yu cuddint keep him in. Whut to do? If yu has a chois, beddur to nawt teech tehm to go out. But yu nawt alwayz has a chois…
I hadz wun kitteh liek dat wuntz 2. Wood sprai ebben doh himz wun fiksded. Him gotted hit bai car 2 (plees car, maddur uv fakt — pleesman kaym 2 da dore) but himz wuzznt kilt — jess borkd tayl. Himz steel wannid 2 goez owt ebben aftur dat…
i phound 1 uff mai blk kittehs inna steet hizt bai vicicle – mergentC vetz phixxed hem anna nao telwve yrs layta hez innhouz kitteh anna vry happee
My kittehs iz all rescews an foundlings. Ai maek them staye inn side. Teh gurls r okay bout stayin inside now. Dey mus hav had a ruff thyme inna big outdoors. Butz meh boi kitteh iz teh excape artiste and sneeks owt. Hims alwais brings me teh bunnee trophees hims so proud uf ketchin. Do nawt want! So now I take him owtside wif a harness an let him sniff and eatz da grass an plays. He iz a mutch happitail boi when he gits hiz owtside thyme.
Haz hii got tu see moonlight shadows, snow on teh grownd oar icicles?
I agriiz wif tessm. mai gurlkitteh muss muss muss goez owtseid oar she get bery grumpee. mai boikitteh duzznt noe wut to du if hee gets owtseid. him skared ob owtseid.
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mai gurkitteh got hitted by a kar bout 8 yeers ago an lost hur tayle. she bery happee dough, so i kudden send hur obur teh rainbow bridg b4 hr tyme. she stil bery happee an stil goez owtseid. we live in woodsy plaic nao, nawt buzy rode wehr she was hit b4. i diden let hur owt wen i libded in buzy plaic. she did nawt liek staying insied.
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I allus thot dat i ravver hab a happee kitteh hoo went owtseid an faced teh danjurs tahn a unhappee kitteh hoo staid imsied an was misurabel. eben do she gawt hit by taht kar, i still feel teh saem wai.
my wonderfull Tabby was a stray i adopted an he seams happy insyde wiff mii, butt sumthymes he tryes 2 sneek out, whiley that won iz, yes. I dew worry ’bout carz cuz I lost 2 former kattz dat way, butt eye also worry whin he runns in2 teh feeldz behynd my haus becuz ov kayotes and owlz. Heez a berry tuff kat, butt It wood kitll me 2 loos hem!
I thotted that way too SMcG, I letted my last kitteh owt b/c she lurved it SOOO much.. until a goggie came into my yard and kilt her. BIG sad.
Wehn I gotted my 2 current kittehs, I used to let them owt.. onlee during daylite, and onlee when I wuz at home. But after fites wif strays, a neer miss wif a car, and several bowts of lysteria from drinkin dirtee waters, and picking up all the half ded things they caughted.. I sed enuf! U is now indoor kittehs!
They did not want at first, but now are just fine indoors, and I duzznt has to have a worry abowt them.
I understands the way u feel, I would luv my kittehs to be free to has fun and clime trees, sniff teh grass… but any vet teck will tell us… the life expecktancy of owtdoor kittesh is WAY shorter than teh indoor wuns.
JMHO.
ohai, mdbelle et iz nawt 2 differkawlt 2 edgeumecat peepsuls onna kitteh saveT dis waz teh nawt sekund lynkx i fonded bye jest sirchen inadoor kittehs mai b print sun infro owt 4 da ladee inna nyce wai whacca fink ? cud werk, write? take owt spcaes – i hazunt lernt hao to putta coppiiz uf lynks haer.
www. caws. org / indoorcat. html
Iz chik magnit. Chix ar tu floofy. I go strutin arownd for non- floofy chix.
I can has metal chix?
fred bwins to mynd stry hao feliontropical kitteh bwrings ohme anudda stway
mamacat sez: whare harev u bean awl dai ??
wii whirrz hykin enneh woodz anna anna anna dis chixzzzers fall anna anna shprayined andkle anna anna iah hadda karee hemz awlla wai omes mai slef … ken wii kweep im phuleeezz
*sniffle*
ai haz a chikn pox
Run Forrest Run!
Marine kitteh: no chick left behind
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Fuzzee Lumpz Ekkspress
iz smawll awpurrayshun runzd
bie Bebbeh Kitteh
Bebbeh Kitteh duz
nawt moobz 2 fasst. Fuzzee Lump
duz nawt seemz 2 cayr
Bebbeh Kitteh duz
dis 4 prakktiss. Wantz 2 beez
Mawnorayll Kitteh
Jack.
FTW, Jak!!1!
Mawnorayll kitteh n traynin!! Kyoot ideeyur! Full uv teh win!
Jack, u haz dun it yet agin!Monorayle Kitteh in progress, @@@@@@@@@@@@
Jack, yuu bees teh bestest!!!!
berry wee kitteh iz berry brave! takes widdle chiklet to safety befour goin bak.
Okay, this is just too kewt. It might be danjerus.
O hai, D.R.! yore abatar beminds me ov my deer ole yeller labby, Muggsy. Pore ole Muggsly went ober the brij cupple ob weeks ago. Kancer. Hymn so swete, knot de-serve 2 suffer! I knot been up 2 par lately since Muggs is goan, not writing on ICHC, 4 won fing.
Ah hassa sad.
My most excellent, bodashus-FTW Tabby also not feeling so grate ether, akshually. He B missin hiz canine frend.
So I bin hunting 4 a new frend 4 Virjay and mii to lurve. Endless hours on petfinder dot com and on craigslist dot com. Wanta young Labby or Great Dane (or micks thereof) Or maybe another kitteh. Lyke a baby, not poysonus marmalayd kitteh. I B kneeding advise ’bout how to introduse new pet 2 the Virj. Ennywon?
U cud makes a tag dat says, “O hai, mah name is…”
I sorry ’bout ur dear departed fren.
Rest in peace.
Lots of win and awesome wishes to u wif ur noo fren.
Deer Kitkay, soe veree sorree bowt yuur deer labby-boi Muggsy;
Ai haz lellow Lolbradoar naow; mai furst wun wuz awlsoe lellow labby-boi;
Mai sekund wun wuz a byg blak Lolbradoar-boi;
hims awlsoe wented oaver teh brij becuz ov Kancer;
Ai felted teh saime waiy yuu duu; rlly had suches a grate sad oaver hims; Ai gawt depresseded bowt iyt adn gawt a neu Lolbradoar puppeh nawt lawng afture teh blak labbie died;
Ai had tuu, becuz Ai wuz soe borked up bowt hims passing, Ai neaded a puppeh tuu taike mai minde awf ov teh deepe sorrowfulniss taht Ai felt……..
Yuu wil bees iyn mai thots adn prayures;
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Yooz is too youngz for pickzin’ up chickz!
in soviet russia chicks peek joo!!!
Furst yu pikz up chix. Tehn yu goaz chasin’, errr, kitteh.
Suches yung dorable babbeh aminules; luuks liek Easter tiem agen!!!!
Wen yuu seas haow liddel tehms ar, yuu fink haow tehms haz tiehr whol lief ahed ov thems wifaowt enny prehjudisses oar hatrids;
Wut teenee tinee neu babbehs; haow beeuutifull thems ar!!!!!
ha!
the best i can think of is this:
picking up chicks…..
ur doing it wrong
lol