No, the purple heart is for being wounded.
No, the purple heart is for being wounded. This one is for getting turned into a squirrel.
iz nawt sew bad 2 bein a squirrl akshully.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Oren Otter
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ROFLPIMP!!!!!!! the Red Baron iz a skwirrlol!
Concatulations zauberflote!!
Fankz, Gcat! Wuz orful loanlee heer, I druther be in a Tye, u noez?
I iz hazzing plentee ob mint jpplipz frum teh last lolpic, plz tew hab az mush az yew liek!
jpplipz=joolipz
Ai fink ai wyll haz sum mint joolips & put in teh Band uv Brudders dvd…..
acohol & gud-lukkin men – yum !!
Wii’z goin owt to the NB wyle I finkz of a noo dress foar LCB, luk daon teh fred a bit an u see Y tee hee
I hazn’t siin a tye-die lolpic yet. Tye-die kittehs — WANT!
Conga ratz, ZF!!1! Watcha gunna haz 4 ur sillybrayshunz?
No wayz! It’s lolmagic!
Lukz moar liek uh Gray Baron…
O, Aahz, u too pikkee. I iz passin owt Leeza’z mint joolipz, an hazzin a iyse creem hot fujj sundaie 4 mii, sluuurrrp!
Oooh, sowndz nomnomnommy! Enny moar hawt fuj ays kreem sundeez? (howld da ays kreem, plzthxbai)
A mann after mai own hart…. awl choklit an fergit teh odder stuffz!
Congrats! Shall we go on top secret treetop manoovers?
Oh, whoops. If I mentioned it, it’s not top secret anymoar.
Mabye we coulds has a full-dress parade? I is wearing a full dress made entirely outta peanuts. I’ll be ok as long as teh skwerls… AAAHHHH! Halp! Teh skwerls is after me!
*runz tew LCB’s ayde*
Oh, LCB, u is in a sad stayte! Orf tew the NB wif u wyle wii makes u a noo dress!
Ohai, LCB! Ummmm… Shood I b heppin U, oar shood I be heppin da skwirrlolz?
Aahz, u nawtee boi u. Stai awai till wii fines a noo dress 4 LCB!! Wii gotta hab wun rown hiir sumware!
*rummijjez*
OH! Hiir, LCB, wii haz a princess costoom frum teh lass plai, u wantz it?
*Floofz up princess dress*
I dun rekkanyzd da erruh uv mai waiz … c b-loe…
I dew see, u r a troo gennlmun, Aahz. LCB muss be hydin, waytin till wii luk teh ovver wai, an shii gonna burgl owr stuffz wen wii nawt luukin!
**avertz ayz**
Iz avertin mai ayz, LCB …
**howldz hoalukawst kloke owt ware LCB kin gitz it**
Aahz, u tayke over, mai hubbee jess gat hoam an I hafta feed himz….
I tryz, ZF, but I nawt purr-payrd 2 lawnch uh surch partee ifn LCB nawt shoez up sune…
Ohai, {{{{{ZF}}}}} maibe iz tu lait . ai se cween dint ansur abowt haow tu maik da°♥♥♥♥♥ Uze da karaktur map, tiemz nu rowaman, nd skrol daon til yu se. Iz aslo ♫♪ rite dere. hur cweenfetiz nd bublolz nd ebreefingz.
ohai gmgs! ai hazznt seed yew inawile! plz tew refresh mai remembery wair ai finds teh character map………. ai haz new lapitop and ebbryting iz a liddel diffrunt
U goez 2:
Start /
All Programs /
Accessories /
System Tools /
Character Map
Ifn ur awn XP, dat iz… Ifn ur awn vistur (I doan ebben grays dat naym wif uh kapitul leddur), I dunno ware it b ifn itz nawt inna saym plays…
fanks, ai finded it and *oh well* mai noo puter did cums wit the vista……. but i’m sure ai will get used tew it
it duz haz sum naice feeetures
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hey mai nooo puter haz teh gud characters……….woo hoo
♥♥♥♥
Awlrite jamamakitty!
Sum cweenfetti n bublolz 4 U:
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oooh…….. blows teh bubblols in teh air………oooh pritty!!!!
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dat luks laik greek tew me………..
Dis is Greek: ΓΔΘΛΞΠΣΦΨΩαβγδεζηθλμξπρςσφψω
Dis is Greek on Drugs: ДЖЗЛЮђəбŊðßÞ¥¢£§
**yells as LCB iz runnin awai***
Quick – tayke awf teh peanut dress !!
U noez, I reelee otter b uh jennlmun…
…
Heer, LCB — tayk mai hoalukawst kloke I had leff frum teh uvver dai … itll cuvver U up nyslee
*returns, hair mussed and remnants of peanut dress rumpled*
O hai. Guess whut happened? While they was chasing me, teh skwerls all turned back into soljers!
I’ve been thanking them for their serviss.
To the country. Their serviss to teh country. Sheesh.
Thx for teh holocaust cloak! It’s getting chilly.
***snerk***
“for their serviss”
Suuurre….
define: serviss ???
Az in teh stalyun “servissin” teh mayr? Oar teh bull “servissin”teh cow?
…Ai fink ai’d bedder hed orff tew teh Nawty Bawrn.
Mite as well … da rest uvvus r awlriddee dere…
yup
de mayor needed serbissin?
Wellkum bak, LCB! ZF leevdid U uh purdee printsiss kawstoom. U kin goez 2 da NB 2 chaynj ifn U wanna…
Heers a skarf made of hell-o-pino pepurrs if yous wants.
Looks like things took and Immelman turn for the worse.
Concatumalayshunz zauber!
Yoohoooz! NEbuddee owt there?
I sau a def penguin wiv a herring aid urlier.
What a nut
*groannn*
You’ve not hurd teh whole tail.
Sumtymz U fealz liek uh nut…
sumthyms U donut!
man dat squeerul iz teh brave.
ther aint a meddl big nuff, to mak up fur bein turnt into a skewrl…
Butz see, teh byootifull prinsess will com alawng an kiss teh brayve skwirrlol, an hii will turn bakk into teh Marine oar teh flyboi, witchebber hii wuz.
def. teh flyboi! like capn. jack harkness! mmmmmmmm…
Oar Rokee da Flieyin Skwirrlol
rokee is cute, but capn. jack is teh sexy!
rokee is cute, but capn. jack is teh s*xy!
Sorree … I nawt fink uvver gyz b seksee….
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Naow Mishell Fyfurr………………………….
nao, ai fink othr wimmen is seksee, an she iz definitlee one of tehm.
Ai cans appreeshiate wen uvver wimmens are gud lukkin…
iffin ai swung dat wai,Jessica Alba wud be furst on teh list !!!
top o’mine listee: audrey tautou
Watch “N2 da Nyt” wif Michell Fyfurr n Jeff Gowldbloom (n Dayvid Bowee 4doze uv dat purr-swayzyun)
Ifn U doan havva hotz 4 Mishell aftur dat, waol, I dunno bowt u…
Hav nawt seen dat one in forebber…..
ai do nawt kno abowt havin teh “hots” fer anudder woman….
Sorree … nawt da bestest choys uv werdz 4 uh miksded awdeeyints…
Haow bowt “beddur appreesheeayshun”?
Red skewrls are cute.
Yahbutt if hii wuz nawt sekkind a peep, den hii wud rawther be a peep agin, Ifinksew yes.
don get mee rong…ai luvs teh skwerls! (luk at mai skwerl pik on my “whiskers” profile ifn yu don bleeve mee)
ai jus don think tha ai’d like to bee one fur evar.
He got betta….
*snurt*
The US’s new secret weapon, squirrels.
Iz sikrit skwirril American?
If sumone AKTUALLY dressed up a skwirrel liek dis,it iz tyme to go get a large drink !!!
Ohai, Meeck! Drink 4 u oar 4 teh skwirrl?
Both
hik!
Idnit awlwaiz tym 2 gitz uh larj dreenkee?
Yer rite!!! Awl ai has iz tekeela,tho…pleh !!
Dubble pleh … ebben n cawlij daiz I nebber gotted uh drunk frum tekeela — ownlee teh sik…
**sigh**
Yesh…me & teh tekeela are NAWT on gud terms !
*****hyooj sigh***** Mii an no alkohawl at awl r awn gud termz. I getz teh hang overz befoar I drinkz, praktikal.
Ai iz nawt much uv a drinker…but ai likes mai wine ! Don’t have any on teh premisses rite nao,tho…..
Wait…ai hav BAILEYS !!!!!
I haz grammarnyay…
Letz mayk B-52z!
Awl dis alky-hol…ai will fawl asleep b4 ai can watch my movee!
N wat moovee wood dat b? Cocktail?
**snerk**
Can’t stand Tom Cruise…
Ai am watchin “Band of Brothers”..parts 3 & 4
I wuznt finkin bowt dat cowch-bownsin bozo — I wuz finkin bowt da alky-hawl
Iffin ai watched “Cocktail”,ai wud hav to go to teh partee store…..
Nawt relaytid 2 ennyfing heer — I neerlee hadz uh splort IRL…
I b edditin uh beedeeyow uv da kidletz myoozikul, n wun uv da sawngz haz sum kyoot liddul 4-yeer-owld gurlz wif pilloez, peenk jammeez, n bunneh slip-purrz dewin uh soff-shoo rooteen!
Datz sum srs splort-startin matereeyul!!1!
Noe kiddin!! —wye doan WEE luk taht cyoot dresst upp lyke dat?
cyoooot iz in teh eyes ob teh belolder!!!
Bees don’t lol, do tehy?
Waol, dere wuz uh lawt uv kyoot n mai ayz edditin dat part uv da myoozikul, lemme tellz U…
N noe offins, altosinger, but unless U b 4 yeerz owld I nawt fink ennywun cood luk as kyoot as doze liddul gurlz — nawt ebben mai XYL (n sheez gorjisss)
xcellent yung ladeeee?
Cloas… Datz un oald ekspreshun 4 “wyf” — daytz bak 2 b4 lolspeak, b4 tekstin, n ebben b4 da InnerTubes… memberz sumfin kawlded “CB Raydeeyow”?
eX-Yung-Laydee (XYL) b da CB slayng 4 wif
…
Mai advansted ayj… lemme shoez u it
(awltho I liekz ur vurshun beddur — mai XYL reelee IZ xcellent!!!)
yew ar in gud cumpny wit yer advanst aij here……… altho there are many diffrunt aij grups quite a few ub us wud qualifie for the AA (advanst aij)
but ai dunt finkso lots ob us cud dew teh skatink dat yew dooooooo!!!
how about founding member of FDOMA (future dirty old men of america)
Watayameen, Fyoochur?
…
O, wayt… nebbermynd…
BAILEYS!!!! IRISH COFFEES!!
aww. ai’m out. :’(
Ai forgotted abowt myne….been in teh fridge since Crissmas !!
yu needs to drink bettr tekilla. we drink cabo wabo (in teh blu bottl). mmmmmm. margeuritas…
Ai will has to try dat….
Ai finks tekeela iz jus one uv those fings dat duzzint agree wif me….Jagermeister,too.
Nah, I stik 2 mai peppymint shnopz — it liekz me, I liekz it, n mai bref b mintee fraish…
Cayunt sai da saym 4 tekeela…
I wuz hit right in the nutz
Owch !!
:snerk:
:snerk:
General McAuliffe Squirrel only ever gives one response.
We is holding Batogne to teh last skwerlol.
“She turned me into a newt.”
“A newt?”
“I got better”
Kwiet, kwiet, kwiet, kwiet. Dere r waiz uv tellin wevvur herz izza witch.
Threow er into the pond!
OMG. Funny and surreal. I would like to nominate this one for best of the year ( so far ). How come there isn’t an end of the year “Best of” or award here anyway? Tofubuger? Hello?
i just wish war would end. war stinkss. too much death and destruction. if u hate war SPEAK OUT AND STOP IT!!! i am trying to MAKE EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TO HELP ME CAMPAIGN TO GET THE TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ. plz help stop war. it’s for everyones sake. did i mention i’m 11 years old?
PEACE RULES!!!!!
fishykitteh wud agreez wif u!
keepz up da gud wurk!
momcat
Iz dis teh famoos Sugar Bush Squirrel?
Whut’s been gowin on round heer?
U mist it. Sowljurz bin turnd n2 skwirrlolz, inkloodin da Red Baron, we can had leffobber mintee joolipz frum da uvver fred n awl sortsa uvver dreenkeez, LCB wared uh dress mayd intyrlee uv peenutz, wich cawzded da sowljur skwirrlolz 2 chayz herz, but den dey turndid bak n2 sowljurz at wich tym herz gotted bizze fankin em 4 deyz serbiss. Den Zauberflolute n whiskers gotted drunk, Michell Fyfurr, Jessica Alba, Audrey Tautou, n Capn Jack Harkness showd up, n we awl wint 2 da Nawtee Barn.
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Oar sumfin liek dat……
(*hik*)
reeeders digest condinced bershun………..
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jus prakitsin my konfettiz now i knoz how to makes it
we now return yoo to yor regulol kommintificatin
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dat akshully happind to a frend of mine. wen he went to irak, he wuz a buny rabit. nao he iz a sqirl. i thenk it wuz sumthing majic left ovar form anshint babalon.
O hai ebbrybodee – ai am bout tew goes on holly day for teh weeek (yippee!!) and mite not bees abul to use teh intertoobs. So…..
{{{{ebbrybodee}}}}
Hea are sum choklit pavlovas. And ahppy caturdays and ai weel be mizzings yew orl.
{{{kimkiwi}}} Fankz fer deh chokklitz. Have a happee holly day!!!
O hai ebbrybodee – ai am bout tew goes on holly day for teh weeek (yippee!!) and mite not bees abul to use teh intertoobs. So…..
{{{{ebbrybodee}}}}
Hea are sum choklit pavlovas. And happy caturdays and ai weel be mizzings yew orl.
I’m almost positive this image came from this awful site – http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/
yeah – animal cruetly at it’s finest : http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/6875890_scaled_150×175.png
Awwh, come on! Don’t ya love the pic of squirrel in the Princess Snow White outfit?
(!!!!)
http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/23168771.jpg
(hey! stop clawing at your eyes! Stop that!)
Ai haz mixeded fealyngs bowt tihs pikshure;
Iyt’s funses tuu sea aminules dresseded up, tuu a poynt, butt tehre bees a lymit; weez kan wynd up makeing tehms luuk liek fuuls foar owr oawn njoimint;
Soljure’s unyfourms bees kynda oaver teh taupe, at leest iyn mai humbel opynyon; iyt nawt oawnlee beeliddels aminules, butt awlso hyuoomins;
Awlsoe becuz soe menny soljures haz died waring tihs unyfourm, iyt seams liek a maurk ov dysreespekt tuu beliddel iyt bye habbin a aminule,
ebben a rlly kyuoote skwirrlol liek tihs wun, wearyng iyt;
Ai meen noe puttyng daown oar belyttleiyng ov aminules iyn enny wai;
Butt aminules doan ware teh unyfourms oar fitez wars; soljures duu!!!
WAR STINKS!
Miister Skwerruhl, yur bro iz in mai yard iitin teh burrd seedz. Ai lurve him!
Iz it jest me, or is dat squirrel HUGE?
Is it the badge for attaining, super squirrely cuteness?!
Photoshop = Cheating. It takes the fun out of it.
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