No, the purple heart is for being wounded.

No, the purple heart is for being wounded. This one is for getting turned into a squirrel.
iz nawt sew bad 2 bein a squirrl akshully.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Oren Otter
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No, the purple heart is for being wounded. This one is for getting turned into a squirrel.
iz nawt sew bad 2 bein a squirrl akshully.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Oren Otter
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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ROFLPIMP!!!!!!! the Red Baron iz a skwirrlol!
Concatulations zauberflote!!
Fankz, Gcat! Wuz orful loanlee heer, I druther be in a Tye, u noez?
I iz hazzing plentee ob mint jpplipz frum teh last lolpic, plz tew hab az mush az yew liek!
jpplipz=joolipz
Ai fink ai wyll haz sum mint joolips & put in teh Band uv Brudders dvd…..
acohol & gud-lukkin men - yum !!
Wii’z goin owt to the NB wyle I finkz of a noo dress foar LCB, luk daon teh fred a bit an u see Y tee hee
I hazn’t siin a tye-die lolpic yet. Tye-die kittehs — WANT!
Conga ratz, ZF!!1! Watcha gunna haz 4 ur sillybrayshunz?
No wayz! It’s lolmagic!
Lukz moar liek uh Gray Baron…
O, Aahz, u too pikkee. I iz passin owt Leeza’z mint joolipz, an hazzin a iyse creem hot fujj sundaie 4 mii, sluuurrrp!
Oooh, sowndz nomnomnommy! Enny moar hawt fuj ays kreem sundeez? (howld da ays kreem, plzthxbai)
A mann after mai own hart…. awl choklit an fergit teh odder stuffz!
Congrats! Shall we go on top secret treetop manoovers?
Oh, whoops. If I mentioned it, it’s not top secret anymoar.
Mabye we coulds has a full-dress parade? I is wearing a full dress made entirely outta peanuts. I’ll be ok as long as teh skwerls… AAAHHHH! Halp! Teh skwerls is after me!
*runz tew LCB’s ayde*
Oh, LCB, u is in a sad stayte! Orf tew the NB wif u wyle wii makes u a noo dress!
Ohai, LCB! Ummmm… Shood I b heppin U, oar shood I be heppin da skwirrlolz?
Aahz, u nawtee boi u. Stai awai till wii fines a noo dress 4 LCB!! Wii gotta hab wun rown hiir sumware!
*rummijjez*
OH! Hiir, LCB, wii haz a princess costoom frum teh lass plai, u wantz it?
*Floofz up princess dress*
I dun rekkanyzd da erruh uv mai waiz … c b-loe…
I dew see, u r a troo gennlmun, Aahz. LCB muss be hydin, waytin till wii luk teh ovver wai, an shii gonna burgl owr stuffz wen wii nawt luukin!
**avertz ayz**
Iz avertin mai ayz, LCB …
**howldz hoalukawst kloke owt ware LCB kin gitz it**
Aahz, u tayke over, mai hubbee jess gat hoam an I hafta feed himz….
I tryz, ZF, but I nawt purr-payrd 2 lawnch uh surch partee ifn LCB nawt shoez up sune…
Ohai, {{{{{ZF}}}}} maibe iz tu lait . ai se cween dint ansur abowt haow tu maik da°♥♥♥♥♥ Uze da karaktur map, tiemz nu rowaman, nd skrol daon til yu se. Iz aslo ♫♪ rite dere. hur cweenfetiz nd bublolz nd ebreefingz.
ohai gmgs! ai hazznt seed yew inawile! plz tew refresh mai remembery wair ai finds teh character map………. ai haz new lapitop and ebbryting iz a liddel diffrunt
U goez 2:
Start /
All Programs /
Accessories /
System Tools /
Character Map
Ifn ur awn XP, dat iz… Ifn ur awn vistur (I doan ebben grays dat naym wif uh kapitul leddur), I dunno ware it b ifn itz nawt inna saym plays…
fanks, ai finded it and *oh well* mai noo puter did cums wit the vista……. but i’m sure ai will get used tew it
it duz haz sum naice feeetures
♠♦♫♥♪♂☻◙
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hey mai nooo puter haz teh gud characters……….woo hoo
♥♥♥♥
Awlrite jamamakitty!
Sum cweenfetti n bublolz 4 U:
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oooh…….. blows teh bubblols in teh air………oooh pritty!!!!
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dat luks laik greek tew me………..
Dis is Greek: ΓΔΘΛΞΠΣΦΨΩαβγδεζηθλμξπρςσφψω
Dis is Greek on Drugs: ДЖЗЛЮђəбŊðßÞ¥¢£§
**yells as LCB iz runnin awai***
Quick - tayke awf teh peanut dress !!
U noez, I reelee otter b uh jennlmun…
…
Heer, LCB — tayk mai hoalukawst kloke I had leff frum teh uvver dai … itll cuvver U up nyslee
*returns, hair mussed and remnants of peanut dress rumpled*
O hai. Guess whut happened? While they was chasing me, teh skwerls all turned back into soljers!
I’ve been thanking them for their serviss.
To the country. Their serviss to teh country. Sheesh.
Thx for teh holocaust cloak! It’s getting chilly.
***snerk***
“for their serviss”
Suuurre….
define: serviss ???
Az in teh stalyun “servissin” teh mayr? Oar teh bull “servissin”teh cow?
…Ai fink ai’d bedder hed orff tew teh Nawty Bawrn.
Mite as well … da rest uvvus r awlriddee dere…
yup
de mayor needed serbissin?
Wellkum bak, LCB! ZF leevdid U uh purdee printsiss kawstoom. U kin goez 2 da NB 2 chaynj ifn U wanna…
Heers a skarf made of hell-o-pino pepurrs if yous wants.
Looks like things took and Immelman turn for the worse.
Concatumalayshunz zauber!
Yoohoooz! NEbuddee owt there?
I sau a def penguin wiv a herring aid urlier.
What a nut
*groannn*
You’ve not hurd teh whole tail.
Sumtymz U fealz liek uh nut…
sumthyms U donut!
man dat squeerul iz teh brave.
ther aint a meddl big nuff, to mak up fur bein turnt into a skewrl…
Butz see, teh byootifull prinsess will com alawng an kiss teh brayve skwirrlol, an hii will turn bakk into teh Marine oar teh flyboi, witchebber hii wuz.
def. teh flyboi! like capn. jack harkness! mmmmmmmm…
Oar Rokee da Flieyin Skwirrlol
rokee is cute, but capn. jack is teh sexy!
rokee is cute, but capn. jack is teh s*xy!
Sorree … I nawt fink uvver gyz b seksee….
…
Naow Mishell Fyfurr………………………….
nao, ai fink othr wimmen is seksee, an she iz definitlee one of tehm.
Ai cans appreeshiate wen uvver wimmens are gud lukkin…
iffin ai swung dat wai,Jessica Alba wud be furst on teh list !!!