now dat i has ur attenshun
now dat i has ur attenshun litterboks is full. pleez 2 empty
mebbeh i jus use dis as da toylet insted.
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Wyl ur at it, fud boal neadz cheezburgerz
Conga Ratz!!! Aahz! u beeted deh Maus!! Wii must hab deh speshul dans and drinkseez fer dat!!!
5 way ty!!! Iz a makker may!!
Aaahz, Maus, LeezaB , Annipuss, and Pd’B!! Konga ratz 2 awl!
Fanky! Itz gud 2 b inna makker may!
…
Um, duzzat meen we awl b twisted?
Empty it cuz it stinks like ammonia and there’s people coming over later!
Haow bowt shawtz uv peppymintz shnopz 4 evvyboddee! Den mebbe we kin dansiz sum tayngowz
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♪dah dah dah dadah♪
♪dah dah dah didadah♪
♪dah dah dah dadah♪
♪dah dah dah didadah dah♪
Has u been waching So U think U can dans Aahz?
Dey did a reeeelly gud tango last nite…
*puts rose in Aahz’s mouf*
Nawt Sew U Fink U Kin Dans, but Dansin wiffa Starz. Dey offin can haz tayngow dere, awlsew uvver grate dansiz 2.
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**taykz leeza-b owt onna dans floar**
**dansiz show-stawpin tayngow**
**finishiz wif deap wun-armd dip**
Fanky 4 da dans!
ai wud dans too, if giben peprmint snap…chna….alcohol.
*slurp*
**sits down all breffless and towselld**
omai!
Dat Aahz noes how to dip, i finkso!
Heer … haz sum moar peppymintz schnopz…
I neadz sum naow…
**flipz hed bak n daownz shawt n wun gup**
Bravo!!!
*Whistuling and wild apple sauce frum deh awed ience.*
*Floofee paws rownd deh whirlld r clapping *
*4 Aahz adn Leeza-b!!!*
I wuz off on you tube looking 4 deh Gomez adn Mortisha tango frum deh Addamz Family movie, adn here u were doing it eben bedder!!!!
Oh i don’t fink anywun duz it bedder than Gomez n Mortisha
But I see why they leik to do it sew much!
Beddur dat da Addamsiz?
I shure leeza-b mezyurz up 2 dat kawmplumint, but I nawt sew shure bowt me… 
Come with me. NOW!
The little known documentary film footage of the first meeting of Maus and Petunia….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntOo17kU3V4
Fanks, Harry. I’ll has to watch taht laytur. YooTubes is blockeded at mai werks.
Yur employrs iz constipated? Dey needs maybee more opticaal fibres in ther diets?
Yaaaaaay! Thanks Harry. That was excellent!
Glad yu njoid it! Now I will always be picturing you riding between Petunia’s ears, cheering and waving your little feet in the air!
Of course, it also takes a little bit away from the seriousness of your Ebil side….
Dat iz zaxtlee how I awlwayz imagined it.
Mee 2 !! : )
Awww, dat is splortabul! Maus, ur gonna lurve it!
teh bestest!! as cyoot as teh clydesdale donkee frum yestiidai!!!
Mee 2!!
Harry I gibs u elebenty seven burgurs for dat wun!!
Maus u is SEW much kyooter than I imajined!
I wish I could see it
it’s very kyoot.
*whispers*
And they even has a CLYDESDALE to plai Petunia!
U kin wach tonite, k?
Once u has don ur homewerks, of corse.
Awww Mommmm! Cant I watches it befour?!!! I’ll doos mai hoemwerks rite aftur! I promiseses!
I gotz wun 4 dat!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1235493
*stern luk*
Hm. Wut did u gets on ur last spellin test??
I gots a “A” in spelloling. Not so gud in regulol spellin…
*soffens up at littul pleeding mausie eyes*
well ok.
but make shur u get rite on that regulol spellin when u finish!
Yes’m! I wills!
yeah, who knew?
dontcha just wanna put him in yur pokkit?
maybee wif a littul diaper on tho.
just in cayse.
aw, luukat dat cute lil wite belly.
and teh wiskers…
*swoon*
Oh deers, MaryO has faynted!
**gets cowld cloth to put on her fourhed**
Do they haz smelley saltz at teh Ty Bootick?
**leaves MOS to go chek**
**runs bak in**
They did nawt has smelley saltz, but they had this, it mite werk!
**opens bottul of O d’Ebil Maus and holds under MaryO’s noes**
*A noxious oily yellow-green vapor with pink stripes rises slowly from the bottle*
**recaps bottul, kwicklee**
I shudda known this wud result in teh vapors!
**MaryO starts snorring**
I fink maybee we needs Dr. Tinycat!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*mumbles in sleep*
mmmmmmmm
Trie her wid sum uv Aahz’s peppymint snaps stuff. Ai fink taht wud revyve a corpus.
izzit delectiebul?
OOOH dats a gud idea Annipuss!
**holds teh peppymint snaps under MaryO’s noes**
**MaryO sits bolt uprite!!**
Nuthing liek peppymint snaps to wake u up!
U ok MaryO?
*looks dazied*
I fink dazies soot u MOS!
Verry prettie wif ur hairs.
Why fank yoo!
*Bats eyelashes*
Ohhh! I thawted you sed MAUS! Ooopsie!
oh Mausie…
I think u is more of a snapdragon type!
don’t get me rong…
snapdragons is wun of mai favrits!
Hystearikal!!! Taht bees Maus, awl rite!!!! FTW!!!!
mugged by cat for bracelet
Iz dat ower LCB?? Taking deh brite adn shinee thing??
Don’t make me axe u agin.
So taht’s why teh kitteh is carryin taht arm arownd…
itz onlee a flesh wound.
Ur arm iz awf…
No it isn’t…
Waol, watz dat den?
I’ve had worse…
U lyre…
I iz not lyre, I iz cornet. See my crown?
kitteh is armed n danjerus
@@@@@ !!
An fud bowl is mt pls fill
an ai cud use som scritches.
an a glas of watr.
an a teddibare.
an snorgles.
yew haz a flavur … and ai will be having more of it if yew don’t get busy!!
Wee haz a brayde an me an Aahz haz a case uv GMTA
Fang Q
Biting teh hand that feeds, means yu haz tu bite teh hand that cleans too!
preffrably Bfor it gose elbo-deep in teh lidderboks!
Ew!
iz nawt teh han teht feeds hims…is teh rist!
u r under awrist
om nom nom nom
kno, he is ovr awrist
noe, himz missin a wrist
don yu meen “muzzilen” a rist?
C furr-vur up da fred … himz arm iz awf…
Himz missin uh wrist … (n hand n 4arm n L-boe)
Oi! OI! Don ignore meh!
Biter kitteh is starved for attenshum from himz humin
and takes the matter in himz own paws …no jaws
Kitteh luuks liek hims meens bizzniss, adn doan wunt tuu bees ignoreded!!!’
Hims sez tu chainge lytturbaux rite naow, nawt tumaourruw;
Awlsoe wuntz hims dinnure iymmejiatelee, nawt latur;
Hims demandez:::: SERBISS, SERBISS, SERBISS, at wunce!!!!
(Oar hims wil komplaynez tu Manidgemint!!!)
Ai fort kitteh wuz teh manijmint.
Hmmmm luks wot der cat dragged in
U putz dat rite bak ware U fyndid it, yung kitteh
*Klonk!!! (hed desk.)*
Ooowww!!!
*goez 2 tybooteek fer iyc adn a chokklit martoonee.*
Dr. I haz dis strange growth on mai wrist…..
You’re pregnant, Tucker!
Trip will have some ’splaining to do for the folks back in Pensacola…
thoughts it was Panama City…
(juzt came back from dere a couple of weeks ago. Looked pretty goodz for beinz blowed up…)
yup. yr right, but Natalie was in the Pensacola.
Frenz, do wii has sumware taht iz sowndpruf? Ai needz 2 skreem.
Mai hubbeh postponded aur meetin. Wii iz meetin on Caturday nao.
Hmmmm. Iz tehr a soundpruf plais in teh NB?
(NAWT soundpruf lyke taht!
ai jus thot mebbe rhsb yoo cud use sum cheerin up from teh YNG and teh fyremenz.)
{{rhsb}}
*getz deh CCC. rummij, rummij, rummij.*
Heer, try putting deh CHRG ober deh fais.
*tug, tug, pull, pull.*
*rhsb skreemz and deh CHRG puffz up deh slowlee deflatez.*
*mj hepz rhsb remove deh CHRG b4 she sufferkatez.*
*Handz rhsb sum possum shaped chokklitz*
*adn a nice hot cuppa sooothing kamo mile tea*
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Heer, now u just b lukking at deh sillee kitteh pitcherz adn try notz 2 fink abowt deh stoopee hubbeh adn deh meeting ennymoar.
Sheesh! He makes me look like a good guy.
*Looks around*
Shhhh… Don’t tell anybody…
{{rhsb}}
“I fink dere iz steel sum gud leff innim”
(Ebil Maus, dat iz)
Itz a dewallitee I tell ya!
Ebil Maus and Maus.. is bof part uv teh same.
Hoapfullee teh noxshus smell is just a sied effeckt frum the split.
Ai tink ur oan 2 sumtin, leeza-b.
Izznt it Maus who has teh 2 puterz? Oar am ai tinkin bowt sumwun eles?
Ai haz a vizhun of liddul Mausie scamperin between awl hiz computerz…..
Hey! We awl saw that!
Ebil Maus, yoo is teh diet koke uv evil! Just wun kalorie. Nawt evil enuf!
{{rhsb and ebil maus}}
He’s quasi-evil !!
{{{{rhsb}}}}}
>>>>>> hubbie
(those are arrows!)
But, ai still lubs him!
Stoopy rhsb….
you are not stoopy.
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}
breathe.
here, haz sum choklit, too.
Been there,sweetie……
It’s hard,I know,and only time seems to fix things.
I found that I was more hurt by the failure of the marriage than the actual losing of the spouse….
{{{{rhsb}}}}
noes, u ar NAWT stoopy!
U has gud scents uv hoomer, and u is scentsitive, and u is caring and that’s just wut we can see throo the pyooter!
U dont stawp lubbin overnite. Eben if u wants to.
Time.. it just takes time.
Respons 2 kitteh: Whai shood AI kleen it? Ai’m nawt teh wun hoo filld it up!
Yeh, but ifn boks iz fild, sumfin els gunna gitz fild l8r, liek shooz mebbe. Beddur 2 kleen boks…
Gud poynt, Aahz.
Mai fren wuz talkin abowt his kitteh an sayd “Stoopy cat”.
Ai sed 2 him: “Ai nawt tink him so stoopy. Who kleenz whoz bafrum?”
Do big bites!
hi, i love this lol catz!!!!!!!!
HUm. Taystz just lak chikkin.
Hmm, I see yu wuld lyke a wing?
Fatal Attrakshun, teh Kitteh vershun . . .
Alex Forrest sez: I won’t be ig-NORD, Dan!
on noes… hide teh bunneh!!
*goes bak to pik uv bunneh in sink, cuvvers bunneh wit wash-kloth*
*wawks away whisslin* Bunneh, whut bunneh?
Case in point: The 2nd Ammendment right to bare arms must be constantly defended.
Troo dat, but wat abowt da rite 2 arm bearz?
point o law: haz to bewitha well regulated Melissa, so is moot point. Melissa’s too busy herding kittehs to regulate teh bearz.
*riting note to Stephen Colbert abowt Aahz’z plan 2 supply armz 2 bearz.*
Deer Step hen,
Fankz 2 yew wii awl b noeing wut a seer eyus thret deh bearz r 2 ower fine kuntree. U shud b a wear dat deh iz now a plot beeing hatched bai a figger sk8er 2 b providing runz adn uzzer arm a mentz 2 deh bearz. Plz 2 b taking wuteber stepz b ness ee sary 2 warn deh publikz.
Fank yew 4 ur atten shun 2 dis important matter.
Ur fren,
Cween mj
I b awl misunnerstoodid…
I nawt triein 2 arm bearz … jess askin bowt deyz ritez… Id hayt 2 fink deyd b startin up da ABLU (Amerrykin Bearz Liburteez Unyun) — we doan neadz enny uv dat rownd heer…
(n hooz Melissa ennywaiz, n Y herz beein reggulaytid?)
Ok, sew yew saying dat deh bearz hab deh rite arms. I unnerstanning yew noaw. Duz dehy awlsew b habbing deh left arm? Oar iz deh one-armed bearz?
I fink dey gotz teh 4 armz…
No no NO! Aahz, taht be teh 4wornded!!
Now u b saying dat Aahz b beeing wornded bai 4 bearz?
Oar iz it dat Aahz b wearing 4 bearz.
I git sew cornfuzzled rownd heer.
I dunno ifn I kin ware 4 bearz… Dat sowndz hevveee…
Well, see, there wuz tehez thrii barez. An dey needed annuvver bare tew mayke 4, 4 teh brij. An teh brij wuz mayded ov stoan, an, an, an, ummmm HALP!! I iz got losted in mai own storee!
…and den dey sed “we kin mayk uh brij owtta wud 2″, sew den dey gotted dis witch dat sum peepz wuz saiyin 2 bern cuz herz wuz maydid uv wud. But da witch hadz lawng gowldin hayr n kurlee lawks n eeted da porij eben tho it wuz 2 hawt n bernd herz tung. Den da rest uv herz berded 2 cuz herz reelee wuz uh witch n reelee wuz maydid uv wud. Da barez wuz cornfuzzled cuz dey nebber watchdid Mawntee Piethawn n dinna noez wat wun goein awn…
teh wun-armded bares standz just owtsied teh sitteh limmitz of Lost Wagez, wattin fer a handowt…..
O I c … mebbe awl doze peepz fink dey b disaybulded bearz n fealz sorree 2 dem… Dat wood splayn y dey donaytz sew much munneez 2 da wun-armded bearz…
Hao did a woods playne get in heer
Wii maykin furnichoorz nao?
Angry Kitteh…
…is angry
Tortletude wiv RIIZUHN. GET UP OFF IT AN EMPTII TEH BOKS NAOW!!!
Agreed!! I haz a tortie and she rulez teh house and de other kitteh 2. Plenty ob ‘tude.
Heheh. That reminds me of a funny story involving my dance teacher, her box of resin, and a little five year old. So the little five year old goes up to my dance teacher and says “Miss Delilah! I’ve looked everywhere and I can’t find the kitty!” “What kitty?” and the little girl points to the box of resin in the corner. She thought it was kitty litter. XD Sorry for the pointless story. Cute caption!
That persons arm looks EXACTLY like mine … down to the position of the freckle things …
Hooray, I’m officially funny now that I have an entry posted on icanhascheezburger.com