now dat i has ur attenshun
now dat i has ur attenshun litterboks is full. pleez 2 empty
mebbeh i jus use dis as da toylet insted.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: fano
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Wyl ur at it, fud boal neadz cheezburgerz
Conga Ratz!!! Aahz! u beeted deh Maus!! Wii must hab deh speshul dans and drinkseez fer dat!!!
5 way ty!!! Iz a makker may!!
Aaahz, Maus, LeezaB , Annipuss, and Pd’B!! Konga ratz 2 awl!
Fanky! Itz gud 2 b inna makker may!
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Um, duzzat meen we awl b twisted?
Empty it cuz it stinks like ammonia and there’s people coming over later!
Haow bowt shawtz uv peppymintz shnopz 4 evvyboddee! Den mebbe we kin dansiz sum tayngowz
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♪dah dah dah dadah♪
♪dah dah dah didadah♪
♪dah dah dah dadah♪
♪dah dah dah didadah dah♪
Has u been waching So U think U can dans Aahz?
Dey did a reeeelly gud tango last nite…
*puts rose in Aahz’s mouf*
Nawt Sew U Fink U Kin Dans, but Dansin wiffa Starz. Dey offin can haz tayngow dere, awlsew uvver grate dansiz 2.
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**taykz leeza-b owt onna dans floar**
**dansiz show-stawpin tayngow**
**finishiz wif deap wun-armd dip**
Fanky 4 da dans!
ai wud dans too, if giben peprmint snap…chna….alcohol.
*slurp*
**sits down all breffless and towselld**
omai!
Dat Aahz noes how to dip, i finkso!
Heer … haz sum moar peppymintz schnopz…
I neadz sum naow…
**flipz hed bak n daownz shawt n wun gup**
Bravo!!!
*Whistuling and wild apple sauce frum deh awed ience.*
*Floofee paws rownd deh whirlld r clapping *
*4 Aahz adn Leeza-b!!!*
I wuz off on you tube looking 4 deh Gomez adn Mortisha tango frum deh Addamz Family movie, adn here u were doing it eben bedder!!!!
Oh i don’t fink anywun duz it bedder than Gomez n Mortisha
But I see why they leik to do it sew much!
Beddur dat da Addamsiz?
I shure leeza-b mezyurz up 2 dat kawmplumint, but I nawt sew shure bowt me… 
Come with me. NOW!
The little known documentary film footage of the first meeting of Maus and Petunia….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntOo17kU3V4
Fanks, Harry. I’ll has to watch taht laytur. YooTubes is blockeded at mai werks.
Yur employrs iz constipated? Dey needs maybee more opticaal fibres in ther diets?
Yaaaaaay! Thanks Harry. That was excellent!
Glad yu njoid it! Now I will always be picturing you riding between Petunia’s ears, cheering and waving your little feet in the air!
Of course, it also takes a little bit away from the seriousness of your Ebil side….
Dat iz zaxtlee how I awlwayz imagined it.
Mee 2 !! : )
Awww, dat is splortabul! Maus, ur gonna lurve it!
teh bestest!! as cyoot as teh clydesdale donkee frum yestiidai!!!
Mee 2!!
Harry I gibs u elebenty seven burgurs for dat wun!!
Maus u is SEW much kyooter than I imajined!
I wish I could see it
it’s very kyoot.
*whispers*
And they even has a CLYDESDALE to plai Petunia!
U kin wach tonite, k?
Once u has don ur homewerks, of corse.
Awww Mommmm! Cant I watches it befour?!!! I’ll doos mai hoemwerks rite aftur! I promiseses!
I gotz wun 4 dat!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1235493
*stern luk*
Hm. Wut did u gets on ur last spellin test??
I gots a “A” in spelloling. Not so gud in regulol spellin…
*soffens up at littul pleeding mausie eyes*
well ok.
but make shur u get rite on that regulol spellin when u finish!
Yes’m! I wills!
yeah, who knew?
dontcha just wanna put him in yur pokkit?
maybee wif a littul diaper on tho.
just in cayse.
aw, luukat dat cute lil wite belly.
and teh wiskers…
*swoon*
Oh deers, MaryO has faynted!
**gets cowld cloth to put on her fourhed**
Do they haz smelley saltz at teh Ty Bootick?
**leaves MOS to go chek**
**runs bak in**
They did nawt has smelley saltz, but they had this, it mite werk!
**opens bottul of O d’Ebil Maus and holds under MaryO’s noes**
*A noxious oily yellow-green vapor with pink stripes rises slowly from the bottle*
**recaps bottul, kwicklee**
I shudda known this wud result in teh vapors!
**MaryO starts snorring**
I fink maybee we needs Dr. Tinycat!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*mumbles in sleep*
mmmmmmmm
Trie her wid sum uv Aahz’s peppymint snaps stuff. Ai fink taht wud revyve a corpus.
izzit delectiebul?
OOOH dats a gud idea Annipuss!
**holds teh peppymint snaps under MaryO’s noes**
**MaryO sits bolt uprite!!**
Nuthing liek peppymint snaps to wake u up!
U ok MaryO?
*looks dazied*
I fink dazies soot u MOS!
Verry prettie wif ur hairs.
Why fank yoo!
*Bats eyelashes*
Ohhh! I thawted you sed MAUS! Ooopsie!
oh Mausie…
I think u is more of a snapdragon type!
don’t get me rong…
snapdragons is wun of mai favrits!
Hystearikal!!! Taht bees Maus, awl rite!!!! FTW!!!!
mugged by cat for bracelet
Iz dat ower LCB?? Taking deh brite adn shinee thing??
Don’t make me axe u agin.
So taht’s why teh kitteh is carryin taht arm arownd…
itz onlee a flesh wound.
Ur arm iz awf…
No it isn’t…
Waol, watz dat den?
I’ve had worse…
U lyre…
I iz not lyre, I iz cornet. See my crown?
kitteh is armed n danjerus
@@@@@ !!