
Invisible snow shovel
must dig awt kitteh. he stuk in snoe.
picture: vladimirpunikki. lol caption: flippout
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Invisible snow shovel
must dig awt kitteh. he stuk in snoe.
picture: vladimirpunikki. lol caption: flippout
i fink hes snobording!
cach sum air, kitteh!!
Conga rats, leeza. I stayreded at taht pic for wut seemded liek a yeer!
and yet.. u was onlee sekkunds behind me!
the missturries of time…
Happie Frydai everywun!!
+++++ Wii intrupt dis fred 2 bringing u a happee annownsmint +++++
.
Yay!!! Jamamakitty iz kumming 2 bisit mii 2day!!!!
*runz rownd waving arms in air like Kermit deh Frog.*
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++++++ Wii noaw return u 2 ur regurlee skedyuled lolz. +++++++
Have fun togevva!!!!1!!! Wish ai culd bee dere, 2!!!!!1!
Wii will b habing deh funz at ower Oh Hai Desert Tea. Wii will toast awl ower Cheezfrenz.
Aw, Jmamakitty an Cweenmj, I iz happee foar u 2!! Blog bowt it, k?
Yes, please!
but, ov corse!!
ohhhhhh Cweenie……… ai haz wun last queshun 4 yew
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1383000
Yoo taeks a rite turn at Albekerkie…
??? ai fort itwas on JCH4K Blvd…..
Doan Lissen 2 Maus!!!
If u git 2 Albekerkee U wented 2 far!!
ai had a few folkes say, yer goin tew orygun fer wut??

sumtymes hard tew splain ICHC!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp9dc9im3-M
SHOOOOOOSH!
a five way makramay!
I offerz yu awl some freshly-brewed kona koffee,
wiff burbon whippy kreeme
cuz I noes leez-b likes teh burbon!
I think I’ll make my special Irish Coffee with your Kona:
Rim a wide-mouthed stemmed water glass with a little lemon
Dip into bar sugar (10x sugar)
Add:
2 ounces Bushmill’s Irish Whiskey
1 ounce Tia Maria
8 ounces hot Kona coffee
Top with approx. 1/2 cup Devonshire cream
Garnish with Suchard chocolate shavings
Enjoy!
**runs bak in frum googloling Suchard**
Oh its teh Milka! I lurves teh Milka! I gotted sum in Switzer Land.
Mented to give sum as prezzents.. but not awl of teh Milkas survived long enuf for that…
It dusn keep, duz it?!
nawt arownd me….
dey sai teh bite marx sposed to be der ??
but of corse!
I is wayvin by-by fur teh weekend now, u and MJ has a grate vissit!!
And all teh cheezpeeps has a gud weekend 2!
n yew toooo……. ai’m leabbin nao
wabin bye bye……… schmooooooo
Bai! Doan furr-gitz 2 rite! Sai “Ohai” 2 cweenmj 4 me!
Iz decormerashuns.
fanks Booklion!
cawfee is much appresheiated!
Hav sum cinninomnom rools, too!
Ooo. Irish coffeez wif sininineemomz rollz.
Yum. nom, sip, sip, nom.
Happy Midsummer!!! Eberybody!
ZF, I hopez yu getz apeeseful weekend if yu wants, but if a par-tay goze by, y not jess
trow cawshun to teh winds en join rite in? Tis iz bery gud aynchant festival weekend!
Iz sure Ceiling Cat will be sillybrayting, too.
Fankz, BL!! An, iz mai weddin Anny Berseree tew– happytayle me!
Conga ratz, ZF & spowse!
Mai u has mennee happitayl yeers 2gedder.
Fankz u, rhsb. I noez thatz hard 4 u tew sai rite nao, an I preciatez it alot! Me an Mr ZF haz had teh hard tymez an teh eezy tymez, an teh hard kittenz, but wii stukk wiv eech odder nao, lol!
Congaratz, Leeza!!! Wii haz a 5 makramay heer, wif u in tawp spawt! I wuz reedin last nite’z, an fergot tew look at the thyme– kan wii still goez shoppin?
oh dat sownds liek fun!
Let’s go to teh Ty Bootik and see what they has!
*ZF an Leeza trot orf tew Tyeboo Tiik, giggloling an snerkloling*
Definutly snobording. Wif grate rtistree nd skil, nd tale in grasefl arabask. 10 pointz.
Hao bout sum Zappa fur teh sawngndans?
Dreemd ai wuz teh S-kee-mo
Frozd wind bgan tu blo
Undr mah boots n arownd mah toe
Frost did nom teh grownd b-lo
It b a hunnert dgreez b-lo zero
N mah mom cryded
N mah mom cryded
Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
U no b a nawty S-kee-mo kitteh-wo-oh
Sayv ur moneez: dont go tu teh sho
Wel ai turnd arownd n ai sed:
Wel ai turnd arownd n ai sed:
Wel ai turnd arownd n ai sed
N teh Norvern Lyts komminsd tu glo
N her sed
Wif a teer n her i:
Wach owt ware teh huskee goggies go
N u no noms teh yello sno
Wach owt ware teh huskee goggies go
N u no noms teh yello sno
Annudder Zappa Fan !!1! Hawt Ratz!!
yez, kitty defnatlee snoebordin
How does I ghetz my lol on teh front page?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1370893
i fink teh dude is skiing. poles missing
…and Franz Kalmmerkat passes the last invisbobble gate wiff his invisiboble skis and pose and heads for the finih just 100ths of a sekkunf ahed of Boddie Miller.
Dansing in deh snow
o yeah!
Invisible Slalom…
Frum: caretroll, TrollheimUntertehSee
to: Maus
cc: EbilMaus
bcc: Cheezfrenz
re: weekend shenaniganz
Herr Maus: My former ward, ZF, has recovered nicely, although I cannot say the same for myself. I hope that you and your menagerie will have a peaceful, homebound weekend.
Sincerely yours, caretroll
I sense sarcasm…
Just take it as a prediction of your future, nice and peaceful, and staying at home!
I’ll be at home. I have no control over my evil twin…
Then please, please, Herr Maus, make sure your livestock is secure. This is Summer Solstice weekend, and you really wouldn’t want Petunia arrested, now, would you?
Muss be tose delycat Mausie senses….
Dere uh delycat heer? K, den, I neadz wun hamz n swiss sub awn weet wif mayo, maytur, n let-us.
watchout 4 teh maters rite nao……….
next postings frum jamamakitty will be frum Orygun……. beautimus day fer teh dribe……. gotta go……… all reddy
ttyl
Huwwee up we need to get to teh stor fur fud
and all teh milk and breds wiil be GON!!
*snerk*
Here in Teeny Tiny Dela Where, peeps EMPTY the stores of bread, milk, TP, etc. when the Whether Person even hints that there might be a chance of a flurry. Ree-dikerous…
ROFL!!!! An I fort that wuz omlee a “Richmond” fing! Wun stoar eeben uzded that az a commershul!
You haz to get the 3 b’s=beir, bred, battries! (oh, milk and tp). Raid at Ukrops commencez at 5PM EST. (no beir there, that’s for 7-11).
Huzband was manager of Video World and the Ukrops (grocery store) was neext door. NBC12 interviewd him & showd the line of peeeps renting videos for the siege. (Madez no senze–how 2 watch if power owt?)
Chessie, Zauber! Is U 2 in Central Va 2???!! Me too. Our snow allergy, let me show u it!
^^^ is in Midlothyan VA
Werkin’ fer teh state, usin state ‘puter (shhhhhhhhh!!!!) here in Rich.
sh…used to work for VITA…
won’t tell.
LOL! I thot that just happent down heer!
Duz u also get teh ‘Braking Wether Updates’?:
“There mite be a storm!
It’s pawsibul!
Reeelly!!
And if we has to inturrupt teh finale uv LOST fur the pawsible, small chanse but it CUD happens, storm…or teh ackshual storm taht is elebenty cownties awai… u shud bees grateful we is wachin owt fur u so gud!”
Leeza, I reelee dont watch teh teeveez at awl. I uzded tew at 6:00am awn skooldayze, tew see if teh kittenz skoololz wuz awn teh clozed liszt….
Leeza-b, iz u in Okeehoma? Dat sowndz like a certin wevverman I memberz frum dere…. Gary TTI.
No, I is in verry lawng North Carrolinah. Rite in teh middul, teh Charlotte areea.
But jujin frum the replies, gess that happens everywhere!
ZF… my TV addickshun… let me sho u it!
I try to limit myself tho. Recognising u has a problum is teh furst, er nawt sekkund step to geting past it…
Leeza sayd a bad werd, Leeza sayed a bad werd
Yesh, taht happins heer, 2. Ai usta werk atta groshury store lawng tyem ago. Ai hated wen teh 4cast said snow. Ebberbodee an thier cuzzin caem 2 teh store.
Ai sworeded taht teh wevverman gotted munnies frum teh stores 4 predikting teh snow!
Leeza-b, Ai lubs teh LOST, allsew!
I fink Sawyer wud be a nice addishun to teh NB.
Ooohh, gud eyedea!
Yesh, himz a bad boi, but sumtymez u jes kant rezizt teh bad wuns.
*snerk*
He’s nawt reealy bad… he’s all sawtfy in the middul, just liek SUM otter peepul we noes…..
*dubbul snerk*
Crusty on the outside, soft on the inside. Just like a good calzone….
yup!
compleet wif… cheez!
Did u just say dat Maus iz cheezee?
Ai can has cheez mouse 2 eet, pleaz??? Ai feelz awlways sow
HUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!11
Nuffin rong wif a littul cheez!
Hubba Hubba
No Rguments heer, hees hawt!
Um, tawkin ‘bowt Sawyer on Lawst…
i agri… adn cud aslo ax Sayid bud orly
wiffa suite en sleekherd bach hare
Yeah, we get those. The major TV stations around here are in Filthydelfia, and their broacast area includes the Poconos, where there are ski resorts. So the Whether Peeps sorta mush everything together. Flurries in Scranton trigger a regional Snow Freakout Alert. It is sooooooo lame…
Lemmee tell u bowt teh Snow Freakout I druv throo last November, frum teh PA border tew Harrisberg……at nite. DID NAWT WANT!!!!
Yes, it is irksome. Even more irksome was when, without prior warning from the Nationlol Whether Serbice, I was caught in an April 30 thundersnow storm in whiteout conditions on the interstate on the way to Boston- it was the one time I was happy to follow the snow removal truck going about 1 mile an hour. The snow was sticking to the signs like white on rice and I ended up in New Hampshire because I missed the exit.
My acquaintance Mary O’Spockn tells me I must have been in a Genesis Planet type experiment, because the next morning the snow was all melted by 11am.
or maybee it wuz just global worming….
ai finkso cud be global lolling
In TTI, teh shops onlee cloze wun day fur Chrismus an wun dai fur Eester (but not alwais at Eester) Fur teh week b4, awl teh peepl goez crazee an baiz eenuff fudz fur weeks.
I knoz, when I libed in Maine whenever they predickted a snow storm
peoplol would do deh same thing, buy fud like they werez purparing for
a seige.
Jes praktisin mai skiing tekneeks.
rhsb, Iz glad to see yu r aout frum unner teh bed n gettin sum fresh aire.
rhsb!!!! Shmoooz an purringz!!!!! I see taht a snoedai kan coax u owt frum unner teh bedz!
Fanks, booklion.
4 teh nawt seckund tyem in a lawn tyem, ai woked up inna fairlee gud mood. Ai dunno if iz teh noo anti-sad pillz oar teh prayurz to CC. Ether wai, ai hoep it lasts!!!!!
(Ai’m still stayin cloes 2 teh bed, jes in case, tho.)
Prolly bof togedder. Glad to heer yu iz feeling bedder.
Heer, I givz yu sawft, floofy skurity blankie to tayke wif yu if
yu haz to go furver away frum bed.
I’z wif Booklion, prollee both. An ovver peepz B prayin foar u too…..
yesh udda peepz r puttin palms tugetha {{{{rshb}}}}
jest kweep inna mined that awl r chympanthzees r hear 4u
Good for you! Just let me know if you need a little extra fortitude. I’ll let you borrow some of mine
Fank u, Ebil Maus. Taht meens alot 2 mi.
Ai hoep sow, 2, rhsb!!1!! {{{rhsb}}}
Mabbeh tayk sum chocklit as well 4 uplifting mood in case of emerdjansee?
Ai’m goin 2 get togedder wif teh gurlz 2nite. Wii r gonna watch chik fliks an eet bad fuds. Kinda lyk a grown up slumur partee.
Oo oo oo kan I come? I nebber dun taht B4, an it sowns liek sew mush the funz!
dat sownds liek teh fun!
Hoap u has a happie time!
Take a bag of marshmalloes and start throwin em if it needs peppying up. Nuthin leik a gud marshmalloe fite!
Uz awl can come wif mi.
Bring ur comfee clothez, so u can sleep evenshully.
I’m teh wun in teh korner ob teh kowch, awlreddy asleep…….
*pelts ZF wif a marshmalloe*
Gurlz! Gurlz! Stawp dat! M I gunna hafta sitz batween U 2?
…
(*sylintlee pawndurs da intellyjints uv dat reemark*)
dood i thot u was shreddin!
invisible skis
Oh hai – snowkitteh is the best kitteh!
xx
That caption is perfect!
dodged THAT bullet.
At last, the convergence of two of my favourite things – ICHC and Vladimir the Cat! He is a super awesome big orange boy. Check out his photo album.
http://community.webshots.com/user/vladimirpunikki
He iz georgeous–and berrry fotog……fhawtho…..taks a good peekchur!
Hai,cheezfrenz….ai can has a hug ???
Werk haz been speshully ruf todai……….
Ohai eeck! {{{{eeck}}}}
Werkz iz werkz … pai it noe mynd — itz spowsta b paiyin U
…
O, n sorree bowt da “hawts” kawmint lass nyt … liek I sed onna uvver fred, dat wuz uh pore choys uv werdz 4 uh miksded awdeeyints…
Iz okai….ai did nawt tayke it badlee….
Ai iz kinda a bad grrrllll as it is 8)
Nawt DAT bad, I hoapz…
Bad in a GUD way,iffin u kno wut ai mean!
***wink,wink-nudge,nudge***
SAI NOE MOAR!!
**wink,wink,nuj,nuj**
Shure: Snorgles, hedbonks, shmooos, huggs;
Fanks,CKK…ai needed that!!
{{{{{{{eeck}}}}}}}} oh, eeck, so sowwy yew r habbin bad day! donnut forgetz iz catterday eve! what can we dew to cheer u up? maybee chawklit martooneez? iz 5 oclock somwheerz az we awl no here in cheezland!
{{{{{{{{{{eeckthecat}}}}}}}}}}
An shmooz awn teh cheek
An prairs tew Ceilin Cat foar yoo an werk.
Lubbz yoo!
Fanks so much…teh lub frum cheezfrenz maykes ebberyfing bedderer !!
{{{{{eeck}}}}}
aye sended you lubs and chawkit marttoonee anna sawng, but it hazzn made itz wai her yet, maybe itll show up around noon!
Boi: taht Vladimir kitteh knoes hims stuffs; luuk at hims goe;
Mebbee hims wil kwalifye foar teh Ohlimpiks, wif taht spektakuler fourm!!!!
test
test…test….check…..check…..wun….wun….tew….tew….
hay..iz tihs ting on?
I has important announcement too make at 9 oclock an gotz too make sure I knows teh exact time !
goccha! teh onlee way i memeber cheeztime iz at 6oklock in cheezland iz 11 oklok heer.
No lolcat speek…FAIL.
No fail here. Invisibles often lack lolspeak.
Lolspeek awlwayz b opshunul. Gud pitcher + gud kapshun = WIN
Invisible “HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!”
Miistur Morris, yu niidz an armii uv hyoomun slurvuntz tew halp yu. Yu can haz direktuhrz chehr.
Invisible slap shot is way better!
This was a winning photo on Webshots… source is now known. Kitteh gives kreditz wher krditz is du.
Aaahhh. An old classic. O the lols I’ve had over this image.
i thienk it r rofl kitten
it r sooooooo lololololololololololololololololololololololol
The original one is “Invisible Skis” Its better in my opinion, but this one is still good. Nice one. ;^)
Iz tink dat teh compootur uhm ohn iz vury laggy, LoL, lOl. “Iz ahm seeling caht. Iz wach u mahsturb8.” lol LOL Lol LoL lOl loL LOl lOL. Iz wahnt a Crosman C11 BB gun….. Iz wahnt it!
Hilarious!!!
Mah favourite picture is “Invisible Tango Partner”.