souls.
souls. i eets them.
nuffing 2 eat. mai soul iz awlredde gone.
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Tasty tey r, too.
tayste laik cheezburgers??
Tayste laik chikin acshully.
Butt chikn tayste laik cheezburgerz…
Chikin always tasted laik hyoomin for me.
Dey be crunchy.
ok hoo let Ebil Maus’s kitteh in heer??
Not me!
Maus I fink u is in de nile.
Eberrywher we see u.. Ebil Maus shows up!!
Coinky dink? I fink nawt!
Wate! Wehn did Maus go to Eygpt??
deh do, or did, wer-ship kittehs there…
de nile is nawt just a river in Ejipt…
zombie kitteh wants Ur brainz
Congratumalasguns booklion and leeza-b. Drinkses and dansis? Wot wud u liek?
Ai don liek dis lol much, soe Ai don fink Ai want 2 plai.
fanks Annipuss, dat’s ok… seems leik maybee everywun is bizzy todai ennywai. I has sum werks I has to get done myself! maybee just a kwik cappa cheeno. I no itz nawt sposed to be fur brekfust, but it sownds gud rite now!
Yiss, teh larst fred wuz berry teeny 2.
Annipuss, juss pretend it’s “Night On Bald Mountain” frum Fantayzhya, an it B ok! Dis akchullee lukz lotz liek mai Jenny-furr, only herz fayce iz moar Meez-ish.
*whispers* Ai seed taht film de nawt sekond tiem it wuz mayd. Mai Mumcat sed taht wen teh bolcano eruptid, Ai showted owt “Ooh luk, teh custid iz boylin ober”
Tank yu, annipuss. It iz a skarzi lol, izn’t it?
So maybe sum comfortin hawt choclate wif cardanom in it.
Iz scientific fak, cardanom perteks teh soul.
Ai hazn’t tryde cardamom in choklit - ai uzes it in curree an Ai fink Ai had sum Polish choklit caeks wiv cardamom in long tiem agoe.
Iz bery good in choklat and in cawfee.
I liekz deh cardanom seedz in bredz an caiks.
Diddun noe it was good in hawt choklitz.
Wii putz cin-ah-nom and littul teeny bit hawt peppurz in hawt choklitz.
Liek in May-hee-koh!
ai puts cardamom in my stollen (a German sort of fruitcake).
Stollen very nommy! Evun if not seesunal in Joon.
Gots to watch owt fer deh Lolcatburglar or will has stollen stole-un!
running joke in mai house….iz dis stollen?….no, ais paid for it.
ai lubz kardanom! but in kawfy awr hot chokklit? do not want!
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ai liekz it inna indian chai, riec awr pilaf, an teh finnish pulla bred.
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sumtiemz ai noms a lidl gween pod ob kardanom liek a breff mint. No prezerbaytibz awr shoogar, yu kan nom awr frow awai teh eco-frendly “wrappin” (but iffn yu nom it, it r fyber fur dyjestib sistem).
praps you’d like a soul food fest to counteract dis ebil lukkin kitteh?
(herz not ebil: ebrybodee just seize her in a bad lite)
Soul fud list:
A glass o buddermlik wif cornbred crumpled innit
Black eyed peas!
Catfish-fried in a light cormea
Dumplins
Ebberyfink dat makez u phat
Flamin hot chili
G…
Greens wif vinygars
Hoppin johns
Iced tee
Greens, collard
Hamn hokks
Ikky piggee fetes
J…
jambon
k..
(oh dis is a hard wun MaryO!)
killer biskits
limer beens
mustard greens with vinegaree hot soss
no opossums, evah.
okra, fried, fresh outtadapan
pecan pie
q…
adn teh possums thnx u , sweet mary o’!
“killer biskits!” win!
Quispy fried chikkin
Red beens and rice
Sweet taters!!
Taters, dun manee diffrunt wais
Unbeeleebablee gud fryed chiken
Veggiez cuuked in bacon fat
Waffles
X (eggs, sowwy)
Yams
Zucchinis (but Ai cawls dem courgettes!)
Wow,Ai am late dis mornin….but such a gud list uv fud watin fer me!
***nom,nom,nom***
why wud yoo cawls dem dat? Don’t dey come when yoo cawls “Zucchini!!1! Zucchini!!1!! It be tiems fur dinners!!1!!”
Courgette iz teh fronch naem fur dem, an Ai libs neerer 2 fronch land tahn italy.
is it purrmitted to aks what land you libs in? ai got lots ob relayt… realt… fambibly in Germany.
Ai libs in London UK
ai wuz der free times (out of LOLspeak now: I wish was free - it’s way expensive to go now). ai wanna come back for a visit and den see a cuzin in Wales.
meet loaf n mashed potatos!
mmm…
ok i’ll stop wif teh m’s yum nom nom
dunno wut hapnd- it shoosted off befoar i wuz dun. ebil werdpress?
Catfish-fried in a light cormeal batter
Drink: sweet tea, Luzianne brand, iced
Everybodee’s fabrite : OKRA!
F…
ai willnawt eet ennee veggee wif itz own salivuh… *shivers*
o hai kitsunerina, haz yu eeted okra indian stile? nawt slymi, kooked berry dri. Simpl ebberydai ressipy — sautee berry fynlee chopped unyun, wif paowdered koriander an red chillyz in 1-2 tbsp ob oyle, add thoroly dryed an finly choppd okra, ster-frie til kookd. miks in salt to tayst. nebber add watters!!
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awr slit okraz lenthwize, stuf wif kurry spysez, salt (kan miks in graytid unsweetnd kokonut), an den kook in bit ub oyl. Yum yum!!!
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trik r tu chooz oanly teh slender, tender okraz. nawt wunz wif fat seedz. wiep eech okra dri wif kichin kloth befoar chopin dem. smawl skinny okraz kookz kwikkly, no addin watterz.
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ai lubz menny merrykin noms, but teh merrykin-stile okra nawt so grate, akshully!
moe! good to see you! fnanks fr teh recipee. luks gud!
Pends on WHICH merican style you duz. Cornmeal fried okra wif hallypenos is gud.
it sowndz yummeh! ai wunderz wai i haz nebber herd ub dat? cuz ai libbed inna norfeest?
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*waives* ohai mary o’! niec tu see yu too!
Mai growed up son wuz gibbed sum tee wuns tahn had cardamom innit. hee wuz liek ppffffttt. WTF! Hee sez tee shud tayst liek TEE an nuffin els.
kardanom wurkz best wif strawng dark bitter tee tyepz (an shoogar added) — best iz assam tee. it r teh PLEH wif myld tees liek darjeelin, erl grai, etc
basement kitteh iz scary
Sew scaree Ai hadda goe hyde. *sniffle, sniffle* Iz it gahn yet?
Oooohhhhh, skaree!
**rhsb hyds unner teh bed agin**
oh rhsb.. dont be skeert!
I has happnd to no that blak kittehs are not sew skeery, ackshully. dis is prolly a verrie sweet kitteh! My blak kitteh woke me up wif kisses todai.
**offurs treats to try and lure rhsb bak owt**
Teh kitteh iz problee berry nies (liek mos kittehs) - it’s a skaree pikchur tho.
I haz a blak kitteh 2, an’ he iz a sweetie alsew.
He is sitten on deh bak of my char rite now, whilst I is tiepen de comintz.
Lotsa blak kittehs has teh hoomans heer! An tehy are awl bery sweet. Heer’s mai Morgan: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1161895
(capshun is takeoff on SNL Celine Dion skit.)
mai NawtSoLiddel Blak Kitteh iz a bery gud exampul ov a sweetie kitteh! I fink dat owr kittehs has bin talking, leeza-b! Mai NSL Blak Kitteh had to sweep awn mai pillo wif mii last nite, an had to maek sure mai nose wuz kleen dis morning!
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*gits a bowl ov creem frum teh dairy and sets it doan in front ov rhsb an annipuss, hoping to lure dem owt*
If dat don’t werk.. we gets owt the rotisserrie chikkin next!
Naow u iz tawkin!