catapult: $50
catapult: $50 he suspects nothing: priceless
hao much doz dis catapult cost?
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Kon kat U lashingz annipuss & PB2K!!! I duz a liddul dans uv joi fer u.
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dans dans spin.
dans dans hop.
dans dans glide.
twurlee twurl.
Sowwy cweenmj - Ai shudda gibben u a bit moar tiem!
S’ok.
Hab u adn PB2K ben 2 deh ty booteek?
*wawkz wif dem. Opunz door.*
Luk at awl deh lubblee fingz. Tyz uv awl kulerz adn bobbul hedded kittehz adn Cheezland sno-globez adn kitteh faised loleepopz adn enneething els ur liddul hart desires.
kitteh faised loleepopz iz sad. I wood feel liek I wuz eeting a kitteh.
ooh!!! fanks, cweenmj!!
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*wanders abowt teh taibo teak wif mouf agape at awl teh amazing fings abaleabul*
*sits doan in teh lounge to rest up befoar seeing teh rest ov teh store*
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decishuns!! decishuns!!!
{{PB2K}} hopes yer feline bedder soon. ♥
Gibbocat keepz awl kindz uf fingz heer. Asperinz and iyc fer deh hedakez, martooneez adn spiritz uv awl sortz fer medisinal purr poses.
whisspurrz: dere b unicornz in deh bak ruum.
Ai haz had a bobbul hedded kitteh, so dis tiem Ai’d liek a Cheezland sno-globe plsthx.
I givez yew teh soco an’ coke. ’tis awl we be drinkin’ in south carolina theez daiz. An fer a song, I prezent teh 90’s abom…abomb…nitemare ov “I just wanna fly”.
Happie nawt seckond anni!
wut’s teh soco?
southern comfort
deer maryland belle - yoo, meh, an Janis Joplin!
mah fayv drink is diet pepsi an soco -
plz to send meh sum soco to spyce up mah drink, kthxbai!
Haow bowt da 70s hit bai Steev Millur “Flai Liek un Eegl”?
Anti-Drugz doggie waz sleepn on job. Kitteh air attack!!!!
incoming!!!
O hai PB2K - looks liek nowun is goin 2 offur us danses an drinkses, soe wheel hafta do it owerselfs!
What doo u fansi 2 dai?
ohai annipuss! I can has no energie todai, so I finks sumfing slow an eezy wuld be gud. iz kinda cool heer, so hao ’bout sum hawt choklit??
sowry guiz, werks is gettin in teh way uv my fun today.
wut wud u like?
maybee an in flite moovie to go wif teh hawt choklit?
Sowwy fur teh lakk uv ennerjee - hoep u soon haz ur get-up-an-goe bakk!
helicat!!
Dats betta dan teh hellcat in teh “Souls” Lol- dat woz creepie
Making him choke on his doobie: priceless
Escuze mee, plz tu be tellin, whut izz “doobie”?
doobie: pot cigarette
Fanks Chessie. Dat’s whut Google sayed.
Hmmm… I dinna noez dat eevur
Givvz noo meenin 2 da naym uv da band Doobee Bruvverz
Nd den wuz “romper room doobiez” fur da kitz. wundur if dey grode up tu uze da doobiez. Wut wuz miss Nancy finking?
Noes, dat wuz “Do-Bee”, az in Do Bee a Mawm Halper, oar (teh wun ai memember bestest) Don’t Bee a Me-firster.
Um, nebber mynd, eye Googled it.
doo·bie
Pronun…pronom…howz to sez stuffs:
\ˈdü-bē\
Funkshun:
noun
Warez it coms frum:
origin unknown
Dait:
1967
slang : a bad stuffs sigarette
darnz it! I can haz comment in rite reply box?
Eye finks heh izz gonna hab uh berry bad trip. Sumbuddy mite git dem muncheez lader 2.
Lukz lyke da grabbittee iz borked agin!
Butt whi izz da boi not floatin?
Ann wht izz hee smokin?
kittehs
teh anti-drug
flyin poyntie-enz kitteh. srs anti-drug
Kitteh haz been smokin sumfin,too….iz flyin high & wants elebenty cheezburgers NAO !!
…and frys wif dat too, plzthx!
munchies, wii got ‘em!!
Kitteh wantz ur reefer
Anudder troo Mikkey D’s storee….
wuz werkin drive-thru,and guy comes thru & wants 12 cheeseburgers.
This was odd,so we were all waitin for the car to pull around,thinking there were 6 people in it. Turns out it was 2 guys,and when we opened the window to give them their food,a certain “scent’ wafted in. Ended up we had to switch workers out of drive-thru every 15 minutes until the smell went away!!
Heh. Mai roomate werked at Chick fil A, an’ had an order fer six chicken sanwitches an’ three kidz meals. Turns out to be 2 guys an a girl, messed up as all hell, who apparently decided that teh tois in teh kidz mealz wud be fun.
Ah, fast fud jobs….where u get to see awl that humanitee haz to offer !!!
Ai dew admit to goin’ to Mikky d’s at 4 in teh morning fer brekkies after a nite ov teh drinkin’, thou.
We alwais used to go to Dennys
We went to Awffle Haus.
Do nawt has teh Awffle Haus….wud hav gone dere iffin we did !
noooooo….!
there’ a REESUN they call it teh Awffle Haus….
Stick to IHOP.
Beljun waffuls wif buttur pecawn sirup.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
We usta dew the IHOP sumtimes afta a nite of excess but moar bedder was the chili shack called Texas where dey served hot chili wiff beans dat wood ensure dat yer belly felt as bad as yer hed inna mawnin. I decided to get rite wiff the werld after waking up at 3:30 AM in the comfy chair in muh apartment wiff a warm flat can ob beah in muh rite hand an most ob a Big Mac in muh left wiff speshul sawse runnin down muh forearm.
OOOooo, NOOoooes!!!
Nawt awlwaaz a preddy syt!!
Tho sumtymz, teh konbersashunz r teh bery funneh!!
Dere’s wun uv teh bus depot in Lunnon dat yoost 2 hav a naem fur substanses. Teh joek sum driberz frum uvver depots maed wuz “Ai wented 2 P*****m, but Ai diddnt inhayl”
fur eberything else, theres Kittehcard (TM)
Ooooohhhh!! I want Kittehcard™!!!! Wear due I sine up??
If u iz teh mad syuntist-typ hoomin u can haz wun wif MOAR KITTENZ!!!
u gots to be kareful wif dat tho.
tehy tells u interest will nawt go up.
but as soon as u sees teh kittehs… you cannot keep teh interest down.
kittehs is just too interesting!
Nawt to menshun how fast they multiplies. In my nayborhood ennyways.
Waol, datz steel beddurn Bunnehcard(TM)
kitteh sez doobie not want, nip want
Publix serviss annownsmint:
This is yor kitteh. . .
This is yor kitteh on drugz. . .
Sum kittehs eet teh bebbeh pot plantz.
Itz ill eagle 2 grow ur own pot. An irris..ires.. nawty 2 let kittehs b abul 2 eet it.
Mai kitteh nomz teh shamrox evvy Saynt Paddeez Dai
Ai has a bad naybor who didz, nawt meh. Ai has moar common senses.
Spyderkat, spyderkat, frendlee nayburhud spyderkat -
Welth an faym, hez ignord.
Akshun is himz reward . . .
Ai needs teh advice frum teh cheezpeeps on a kitteh related matter.
Wut’s up ??