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Teh diet… week 1…week 2…week 3
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Its wurkin
congrats on top spot in teh brayd Annipuss, shud we throw owrselfs a party? I’m finking all u can eet. Lukkin at those kittehs is giving me a hongry.
Ai jus had mai lunsh, but as ushuel Ai’z still hongree! Iffn Ai wuz alloud, Ai’d nom awl dai.
it’s brekfust tiem heer… I is having a Ingerlish muffin.
Ai libs in TTI an Ai’ve nebber had an Ingerlish muffin!
It’s 3.30 pm heer, cold, windee and luks as iffn it wil rane soon. Pleh!
I thot u mite be in TTI, from the lunch ref.
so, tipikul wether fur TTI, rite?
Ingerlish muffins is prolly like the fronsch fries.. sumthin we maded up over heer, maybe?
Tehre iz 2 kindz uv muffin ai finkso. Wun iz liek a thikk bredd roll dat getz split an tostid and wiv lotsa budder onit, teh udder is bit liek cup caek wiv blooberris or sunm uvver froots in. Ai fink teh bred wuns iz teh Ingerlish wun,but Ai dunno wot u haz.
Uz is rite
the bred wun wuz wot I DID has, but now it is eeted.
Duz u haz crumpets? Sum peepl in TTI callz dem muffins. Dey is a yeest batter cookt on a flat griddle in ring moldz bowt 3inshes across an 1/2 insh fick. Az it cooks, teh batter gets lotsa wholez init. Dey is toted 2, teh budder drips owt awl doun yur chin!
Mmmmm crumpets. Dey is basikly just a yoosful cormtayner for teh meltid butter. Nomnomslrrrrp.
no…I haz never had a crumpet, but sownds nommy!!
I’z pritty sure that wut we in teh US call Ingerlish muffns is wut our Ingerlish cuzzins calls a crumpet (not to be confuzzled wif a strumpet).
Nononononono - teh crumpit an teh Inglish muffin is teh diffrent fings. Teh Inglish muffin is kinda bready an u cut in 2 an toste. But teckscher is yooniform. Teh crumpit is maded wiv teh bakin soda an has teh bubblols awn teh surfiss - an u does nawt cut in harf, just toste, an teh butter melts into awl teh holes. Teh teckschr is moar like a sorta batter tahn bred.
Mai eggstensiv nollidge of teh bakery items, let me show u it!
dis awl sownd nommy!!!
(I can has a blah bagel fer brekfest, but wuz free, so nawt so bad)
free fud is always gud!
hrrmph. speekin as a sine-tist, ai wud say that this debate about the muffins, enerlish muffins, crumpets, meltymelty butter (and jam, and marmylade, and, in TTI, teh clotted creem), and so on … needs sum experymental data. Preferably lawts of experymental data. Toasted data, served warm wif all the trimmings. And a pot of tea, or teh fresh-brood cawfee. And teh awrange jooce. …. nomnomnom.
*wanders off to carry out scientific research*
Dat much reesurch cayunt b kerreed owt bai ownlee wun peep. U neadz sum hep…
I vawluntearz…
**wandurz awf n gitz sum uv da spearmintal data 2 nom…I meen 2 test…**
OO OO OOOO! Prof. d’Beeker, sir!!
*waves 2 frnt paws wildly in air*
I can has participashuns in spearmints wif the muffins, enerlish,muffns, crmptz, meltymelty butter, an teh clotted cweem?!
*luks glum*
hmmmm. too laet fr elevenses. wae too laet fr second brkfest
*brightens*
itz gotta be tea time sumwheres in middul erf!!
*
itz a tuff job, but sumwun gotz to do it.
kan i help??
hrrmph… perhpas ai may be alloweded to quote from the venerable r.a. fisher, who rote in hims classic book “Eggs Spearmintal Dee Sine” the following memrable wurds:
“By increasing the size of the experiment, we can render it more sensitive, meaning by this that it will allow of the detection of a lower degree of sensory discrimination … The same result could be achieved by repeating the experiment, as originally designed, upon a number of different occasions …”
Wut duz this meen? It seems cleer to me. It b meaning that the more we noms, and more often we nomis it, wif the more kittehs nomming, the better the data will be. We can has better data? Is the sinetificllly noble thing to do. So, pleeze pass teh butter and marmylade …
I can halps too??
**takes teh crumpet and asks lunarmommy to pass teh hunny**
But wut abowt a control groop professur?
Hoo r u going to find to nawt eet?
U mite has to look owtside ICHC….
Weez haz crumpits heer iyn Pennsybaniah;
Butt tehy ar kynda haurd tuu findez!!
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I now return you to your regular lols.
Last time with the school spam, I promise. (I have 25 participants but would ideally get around 40).
Annie
shoods wee fillitowt moor dan wunz if wee haz teh multiplol pursonalitees?
Ohai Annie! R U inna Jorja 2? I jess sintchoo un eemayl sew I kin b part uv ur studee… Id lurvz 2 hep U wif ur edyoomukayshunal prawsess
naw…iz catkins dyet
wish mai dyet wurked as gud as dis wun.
kibbul and water… we hadz this in Alcatraz too.
I thot we wuz excapin to the land uv milk and gushifuds!!
sorree, but teh land uv milk and gushifuds wuz klosed doo to hi okkurenses uv diabeeetus and bad commershuls.
mai Schatzie and Leo say to gushifoods, DO NOT WANT.
Look out kitteh! Sumpfin about to bite yer tayle!
Mebbe its Ebil Maus!
So Ebil Maus iz a littul purpul tayle biter… ?
…so dat’s wot ebil maus luks like. i thoted he mite be ornj.
Hola chica! Can MaisNon come out to play? I think we could get along famously!
*skeptical look*
Well, since you ask nicely.
Maybe I will deign to observe the shenanigans.
BTW ,How did you get out of that silly sweetpea’s grip?
I was not physically there. Ain’t “holodeck” technology wonderful?
*goes to consult B’lana Torrez about holodeck adjustmentating*
Holodeck. hmmm. That has something to do with Star Drek, correct?
“There’s Klingons awn teh starbord bow, starbord bow, starbord bow
Tehr’s Klingons awn teh starbord bow,
Shake ‘em awf, Jim!!!!1!!”
sowwy but we has nawt had dat wun for a while an ai cud nawt rsist.
Yeah. Star Dreck, Star Blech, whatever. Some crappy juvenile TV show, I think…
o, yu aer ebil. next fing yule be sayin is teh Enterprize izza garbj skow.
*reeches ober and givs the Vulkin Sholdr pinch*
Ebil Maus is klonked out.
* The projection of Ebil Maus disappears*
I think you forgot about my use of projections… You’ll have to do better than that…
Oops! DID episode…
Mais Wii I has bin lukkin for u. We needs ur Vulkan logiks!
I has givvin this sum thort, and I FINK maybee Maus got hit wif a partikle emitter, and teh Ebil Maus split orf frum Maus 1. His singularity has been splitted in2 a dewallity. Fink we need to get them in the same plais and put em bak togetther? Maybe wif Gorillol Gloo and duck taype?
heeheehee: - we haz twapped you
.
*in aksent o InigoMontoya*
wot yu donot no is that B’lanna put a trace on ebil mauseses holoprojekshun adn nao we noes where da ebil maus exkapeses to.
*stepz in tranzporter using ko ordi nits fur teh ebil
maus’s lokashun*
*stepz out wif sweepea’s grip, grabz teh real ebil maus*
wachout! you almoast fergotted teh moast imprortant prat.
*green tendrils which look delicate but are stronger Than kudzu -and that’s saying a lot- snap the latch shut and encase the ebil maus in teh grip of embroider’d sweetpeas*
*looks askance at grip*
People keep telling me I need a grip. Is this what they mean?
*sweetpea hands over bag*
Well, i think when they say “get a grip”
they may mean something different, but here…
*passes over grip wif ebil maus inside*
You could use a pet; dere’s a mausee inside, but wachout, he’s ebil..
Let me owt! Yoo has teh wrong man… er… maus!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1369609
Ai finks we need to send Ebil Maus to teh Star Trek X-perience at Lost Wages.
We will force him to drink an entire large Borg Sphere at Quarks…he will be owt uv commission fer weeks !!
ohai, leeza bee keeping dat gorrilol gloo adn dutc taep on hand. We will spearmint wif it to see if it werks sumtime win the maus &
teh ebil maus is toogedder.
*leeza b takes mary 0 litter alley adn gloos handses togedder*
*mary 0 raises wun spok like eyebrow*
.
fasten ating
GOaTHERD! i luvs it!!! i can has abatar?!
*typin wif noez*
I can has solvent?
eye wheel luk an see if original is liddel pikshur, wud be cyooot abatar
naw, yu duznt needz teh big bad kemmykals.
*green tendrils gently separate leeza-b’s pawz.*
*spritzes leeza b’s compewter keyboard wif environ mentalee frennlee gurm killer where she wuz typin wif her noes*
ai sended yew teh jpeg for the small tendril tew make abatar……….tew yr emeow……. let me noes iffn ai kin helps….. us lonely goatherds has lotsa time on ower hands
♫fankuladee fankuladee fankuladeeeee hooooooo!♫
fanks sweetpea!
**hastilee wipes up teh keybored**
**hits ctrl/alt/del**
*** — ***
oh noes!
we lost leeza b…
wot to do, wot to do…
*wringz pawz*
i noe, call in sumbodee wif GHwPOI!
mebbee we can appeels to the bedder in stinks o’ maus…
*faintlee, frum behind teh screen*
iz his in stinks bedder than thos uv Ebil Maus?
EM in stinks is nawt so grate ackshully.
*holds noes in cyberspais just in case*
phtt *phtt *phtt*
*spritzez leeza b wif damask rose scentz o humor.*
dat shud hep
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
Lessee… Format C:?… Nah…
FDisk?… Nah…
rm * -r?… Nah…
Oh! I noes!
Recover c:\ichc\leeza-b [enter]
Taht shud doos it…