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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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eeckthecat

Darn u Maus…awn top uv me agin…..
(Ai diddint meen fer dat to sownd dirtee,tee-hee!)

Aahz

R U gyz gunna hafta start dis fred awf wiffa tripz 2 da NB?

Maus

Who’s Fred, an why wud we taeks him to teh NB?

Aahz

Da “Nottee Barn” ware cheezpeepz goe win deyz bin nottee :-)

leosmom

tanks. ai furgetted dat.

 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

Nawty Barn….wehre wii haz, among odder fings, teh Yung Nekkid Guy (YNG) hoo duz awl owr irining, so wi”z doan hafta.

annipuss

Ai jus spent an ower irnin - warez teh YNG wen Ai needz wun?

Ambercat

Sry, Ai puts him bak nao *hangs hed*

annipuss

2 laet - awl teh irnin iz dun naow!

annipuss

Wot wer u doin wiv him enniwai? ;)

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gibbocat

prollee gettin steemd up!!? ;)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
eeckthecat

Iz he kyoot ?? Iz he nekkid ???

leeza-b

sadlee those things r nawt alwais synonomus.
however i fink for teh NB ‘kyoot’ is part uv teh job rekwiremints.

leosmom

yor nawt sekund sentans is too twoo.

 
 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

um, er….wii’s tryin himz owt az a bak-up YNG…ya kno, fr teh irinin. :D

 
 
 
 
 
Maus

Ooooh! 8-way tie! Nice!

Aahz

Heh! Wee tyd 4 da “8-way” kawmint! :-)

 
 
 
jd

No, kitteh is lyke GTF (Get The Fuud)

 
 
Superdan

Hah, wus thinkin teh sajm

 
 
eeckthecat

Dis MAI domain !!!

s.t.e.n.d.

have opposable thumbs now, no longer need you

 
 
 
sweetpea

ladee mak bef tries to wash dat goggee rite outta hers hair

PwnedBy2Kittehs

hee! sweetpea, - GMTA!!

sweetpea

tis an honor to be included in yr GMTA

altosinger

Great Minds Think Alike!

 
 
 
 
 
sweetpea

What! (looks at paws wif goggie drool on dem) will these pawz ne’er be clean? No more o’ goggies, my lord, no more o’ themz: you mar all with this slobber’ness.

rhsb

**sowns lyk Ladee McBef wuz a littel OCD**

PwnedBy2Kittehs

It is an accustom’d action with her, to seem thus washing her hands.
I have known her continue in this a quarter of an hour.

sweetpea

*kitteh still cleanin paws luking disgruntul’d*

Here’z the smell of the goggie still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little paw Oh! oh! oh!

Aahz

Disgruntul’d? Wat mayd da kitteh gruntul’d inna nawt-sekkund plays, n Y iz da kitteh dissed?

sweetpea

yes….the play’s the thing
Wherein we’ll catch the gruntlement of the catKin.

MaisNon

hrmmph
You realize of course you people are mixing together
MacBeth with Hamlet, right?

Maus

Nooooo!
MaisNon, yoo canna say the “M” werd! Is reely bad lucks! Yoo must say “The Scottish Play”!
We’re doomeded!

MaisNon

:roll:
I guess you people don’t say Voldemort, either.

Maus

*Covers ears with hands*
LA LA LA LA LA… I can’t heer yooooo!

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MaisNon

*opens umbrella inside house ,carrying black cat while walking under ladder**

 
MaisNon

oh, and good luck acting in your next play.

 
Maus

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkk!!!

 
Maus

Fanks! Wait… Whut?
Nooooooooooooooooo…

 
mary O'Spockn

Well, I see my work here is done.

 
MaisNon

you mean, revealing the illogic of human superstitions?
Well, it’s a good start, mary 0.
*shakes hands*

 
annipuss

Iffn u haz menshund teh naem uv teh skottish plai, u muss goe owtside, wissle tehn cum bakk in agen - dat stops teh bad lukk.

 
eeckthecat

Ai’m soree…missed mai cue agin (hadda enter sum box orders)
Did sumbudde cawl me ??

 
Maus

*Sniffles*
Yesh. MaryO et al is bein meen to me! Maek tehm stops!

 
eeckthecat

***luks shocked***
Wut did Maus ebber do to deserve dis treetmint ????

 
sweetpea

*patz teh mausee on hims hed*
*soothingly says*
there, there

*sneaky green tendrils curl all Over the unsuspekting maus*

 
Maus

NOW CUT THAT OUT!
*Gets out a bottle of Floofy Spray*
*Aims it at sweetpea*
*SpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpray*

 
mary O'Spockn

jak benee, yu haz no wun to blaem but cherself.
We ( dat’s teh Royal Oui) had fergotted awl aboot id until sumwun kwoted sweepea to sweetpea.
teh saga continyous…

 
Ebil Maus

In more ways than you could know…
:twisted:

 
mary O'Spockn

uh ohes, spageddi owes.
dat sounds onimaus, er, ominus.

 
fikshunkitteh

Hao duz MaisNon getz too kwiltee fings? Hers haz a bloo won adn a brown won, C up der? Rite upder wif Maus, Sweetpea, Mary O…. oh, wut:?:
*sigh*
nebber mynd, Ai fot ai wuz confuzzled butt ai wuz rong ;)

 
mary O'Spockn

you can haz multiplol quilteez if you haz multiplols (real) emailz; allow lotz o time fr teh fursty poast to appeers.
juggling my Et Als is cwossing my eyeses and doddering my tees.

 
 
tessm

STAWP SAYIN’ teh NAME! Itz tabooo! Tehy will findz us!

For awl teh Harry Potter fans -
h t t p ://youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

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jd

Hambeth? MacLet? Yuk. Last wun sownds lyke fast food wiv ink.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
MaisNon

yup. dere’s sumfin rotten in Danemark. is teh goggie.

MaisNon

urg. You people have got me referencing Shakespeare’s Hamlet in your baby talk!!!

out, darned lols, out, i say!!!

Aahz

Iz dis uh lolcat I seez b4 me?
Da lolpik tword mai screen?
Kumz, lemme lol thee!
I lol thee nawt, n yit I seez thee steel.
Art thow nawt, sillee lolcat, subjikt 2 lollin az 2 site?
Oar art thow but a lolcat uv da mynd,
Uh fawls kreeayshun
Proeseadin frum mai lol-addictid brayn?