Intrvew wit vampire
Intrvew wit vampire not going so gud
it b betteh wen vampire kitteh taeks a nap.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ylecyot
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
I sed “no comments!”
Ohai, LCB!! I laffded wen I sawr the lolpic, they sew furry an snorglee an softee… Comcastulayshunz awn tawp spawt!! Wut wii shud dew 4 sillybrayshuns?
Bloody Marys! Not MaryOs, tho.
We could do teh Transylvania Twist, I guess. But not while drinking. Spillage, u knoes.
spicy Marys!, can has? can has? can has? pleeease?
SHDan, us wantz teh Tabaskoez oar teh Peetz fer spyyseez?
oo,oo,ooo Tabaskoez Garlic plz oh yesh, sry do not knoes peetz.
Hm. Dew nawt noez Tabasko Garlic, but I chekk teh kitchun nao, mehbeh it there.
*trots orf*
Ai knoes teh Tabaskoez Gaaaahhlic, but it froes meh orf. Teh Nuh Wahlunz peeps-wheez gots menneh, menneh, differnt hot sauces.
yesh, many powerful tastee garlic and hot sauces. that’s what I miss most, oh, and the drive-thru daqueri huts.
*trots back, arms loaded with hot sauses*
Lookee yawl whut I fownded! Wii gotz ebbereefing! Hep urslefz!
I dunno… if it gets too hot in here it might create a, u knoes, fire hazard.
*dials teh firemans department proactively*
Berry berry gud ideyah! *limberz up a liddle 4 wen teh fyremenz be commin*
LCB, U prollee can haz da fyr partmints numbrr awn speedee dyl
I beginning tew fink deh fyremenz hab LCBz number on deh speed dylz.
I does. Teh sequins is: pound pound 8-3-4-elebenty slash star red yellow purple hike. That gets u teh dial tone. After that it gets a little bit complicmacated.
LCB, if datz ur speeddyle, whutz ur regglir dyle lyke? Poor fing, u!
nao, we knew LCB had lite fingers, it’s the show uv speedy fingers dat’s disstressin
An hoo noez ware shii libberayted teh fone frum, too!
Frum da speedee dyl herz yoozin, Id fink it kaymfrum Elbonia oar sumplays liek dat…
Sownz bowt rite, Aahz. Duz LCB’s tye stikk owt?
ooooh, sequins!
Member Teh Monsster Mash? Cud duz taht.
Bloody Mary is the gurl I luv
Her skin is tender as demajjyo’s glove
Bloody Mary is the giirl ii love
Now AIN’t that too dam bad!
South Pacific, FTW!!!
Ohai, LCB! Conga ratz u lotionz onna nawt-sekkund! Watcha gunna haz?
Waol, I seez Iz 2 layt… Conga ratz ennywaiz!!
Has a bluddy mary!
K … Fang U!!!
(n keapin wif da theem uv dis fred)
Ur welcome!
The molar of teh story is: no canines aloud.
N datz da toof, da hole toof, n nuffin but da toof, sew hep me CC
Aahz, if u gotz a hole in teh toof hao kan it be teh hole toof????
Tihs thred bytes!
Waol, U c, itz da holler teefs — da holez runz lawngwaiz sew dat da vampyr kin sux da blud froo dem
holee toof bad for vampyr
Himz own holee toof, oar teh wun awn teh string ob garlik? Blessded bai Favver Faythfull, us noez.
the kiss ov, er, lyfe?
Yesh … 4 me, dat iz…
I givez up! Ahhhhhh……SPPLLOOOORRRT! Tew floofy tew resist!
o noes! wehr be teh CCC?
eye iz nawt two fuhmillyer wit ICHC (just joynd a fyew munths ‘go)
and eye nevar readed teh comments
so eye doant no whut teh CCC ish.
halp, pweez? :3
cewt crash cart, for aiding those whose brains have splorted frum overload of cute to brain.
at da top of dis page is a linc to lolspeak wiki wich is a dictsh…dixton…list ov all teh werds that r speshull to dis group.
CCC = Cyoot Crash Cart - sumting dat has all the stuff needed to cleen head splorts.
Ohai, Dawnne!!!!!
Willcomz! CCC iz 4 “Cyoot Crash Cart”. Wii keeps it stawkded wif helpfull fings lyke CHRGs(w/DOI) “ChickenHeadRubberGloves(with decorations on it) and 50’s Bayving Caps, to reduce splortage. An ob corse the dukky taype tew put over after teh hedrap, and teh hawt chawklit, and teh possum-shaypded chawklits, an teh choklit martooniz, an floofy blankeez fer rappin rownd splorted peepz wyle they recoverz.
Awsew, I fink u can find menny definishunz at a link callded “lolspeek”, but I cant findingz it at teh moment.
Hope u can stay an plai!!
why r teh chawklits possum-shapeded anyhow? I nebber understooded dat.
Mii neever, but wen in Roam……
ai fink Smammie mite hab had sumfin tew dew wif dat…….. yew cant tell from her abatar but if yew click on her name it goes to her lols and der yew can see the “big” picshur ob her abatar……….. a mama possum…..
Ohai, jamamakitty! Haow r U dis fyn ebbenin?
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Fang U 4 da splanayshun uv possumz — I noo dat dere iz uh hyooj stash uvvem inna CCC 4 murjinsee porpoisiz, but nebber noo ware dey kumz frum.
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Naow I noez…
ebbryting is an ebolution frum sumfing ………. wen smammie showsup we can get “teh rest ob teh storee”
ai hazznt seen dat gril for a cuppla dais
I beeeleeevez dat deh possumz b used 2 cownterakt deh kewtnesses uv deh kittehz, 2 aid in deh rekubbereez frum deh splortagez. Howsumeber, dehr b sum peepz hoo b thinking deh possumz b just az kewt az deh bebeh kittehz. Philippe d’Beeker haz ben noen 2 using deh possumz az a chik magnet. I not b shur how well dat werking 4 him. I must remember 2 asking himz deh next tyme I b seeeing himz.
fanks 4 teh clarificasian………… (aim still gunna gib smammie sum credit..
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JanetHooNoezEbberfing tolding mii wunst. I hopesez I gotted it rite.
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unh uh, nawt mii, nowai. Awlthoo Aye purrsinalley fink taht dey iz lubberlii, teh chonklat possum-bebbehz r nawt riilated tu mii. Aye biilieb taht teh aunti-kewtniss ub dem iz teh orange-inail porpoise ob dem. House-sum-ebber, Mr. PdB haz egg-cellant taytse… bebbehz iz teh kewt. 4 eggzampul: diifrenz between pug adn pug-pupz…hav an ounze..pupz histericalii kewt, goggiez annoying (Aye, noa, Aye gonna getz flak 4 dat, butz iz house peepz luuk atz possums tooo)
Wii fank yew fer deh klerifikashun, smammie.
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PS: wii fink yer kewt, 2. ♥
ohai everybuddy … ai donut noes the whole story. but there wuz this picture of a box o’possums:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/27/funny-pictures-fa-la-la-la-la/
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sumhow they gots transferred to the d’Beaker Laboratories. And then thye became the chowklit of choice on the CCC. It haz been claimed that having a box of possums, along ith the GH(wpoi), woud proove irresistable to the chicks. However, the chicks seem to be resisting better than anywun expected.
(and I has not heard any reports of wehther the ladies wif teh GH(wpoi) have had any success wif teh possums in attracting teh dudes. Inkwiring minds want to noes).
Oh hai Pd’B!!! tank yew fer deh info. Sry deh chikz b rezizting yer possumz. mebbe u shud wayt fer deh sekkund date b4 u introducing dem 2 ee chudderz.
smammie iz teh cyootest!!!
see smammie, if ai hadn’t meshed up and blamed yew on the choklit possums, yer fans wuddnt be seein yer werk ob art dat becumed yer abatar
hee hee, like dat spin? ai can turn stuff around wit teh beast ob em!!
Smammie, weez fink yuu ar kyuoote tuu;
Adn yuur abatar az wel!
( Ai wented tuu yuur prohfyle teh ovver dai adn Ai gotted a guud luuk at iyt bygger;
iyt bees soe sweeeeet wif teh babbeh possum inna powch, adn yuur kyuoote liddel tayle;)
hokai
tank yooz bewwy much!
N heerz da noo dryvur uv da CCC:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
Ai jes luuves taht pikshure; iyt maikes me laff ebberee tiem Ai sea iyt!!!
okays heer it is…
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*skoopy skoopy skoopy*
*swep swep swep*
* tuk tuk tuk*
*pat pat pat*
*tayp tayp tayppity tayp*
heerz a floofy blankie wif lil bats awn it an a bloody mary wif piggle, nawt celery (i h0pe u liek)
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u beez awl beddar suun
Oooh, smacky, teh batz iz purrfekk! I haz a birjin Mary wif taht piggle, fankz sew mush! Ai feelin bedderer awlreddy!
Awlriddee? Uh, owe — cood b uh lawng dai 4 da CCC
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
***CCC dryvur skreechiz 2 uh hawlt***
Howld awn, ZF!! I gitz u taykin kayr uv n noe tym!
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**scoopee scoopee scoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**patteepatpat 2 smoov em awl owt**
**dukkee tayp 2 putz hed bak 2gevvr agin**
**puts awn bavvin cap 2 keap frum maykin mess**
**snapz awn CHRG wif kitteh faysiz 2 purr-tekt aginst