souls. i eets them.
nuffing 2 eat. mai soul iz awlredde gone.
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Tasty tey r, too.
tayste laik cheezburgers??
Tayste laik chikin acshully.
Butt chikn tayste laik cheezburgerz…
Chikin always tasted laik hyoomin for me.
Dey be crunchy.
ok hoo let Ebil Maus’s kitteh in heer??
Not me!
Maus I fink u is in de nile.
Eberrywher we see u.. Ebil Maus shows up!!
Coinky dink? I fink nawt!
Wate! Wehn did Maus go to Eygpt??
deh do, or did, wer-ship kittehs there…
de nile is nawt just a river in Ejipt…
zombie kitteh wants Ur brainz
Congratumalasguns booklion and leeza-b. Drinkses and dansis? Wot wud u liek?
Ai don liek dis lol much, soe Ai don fink Ai want 2 plai.
fanks Annipuss, dat’s ok… seems leik maybee everywun is bizzy todai ennywai. I has sum werks I has to get done myself! maybee just a kwik cappa cheeno. I no itz nawt sposed to be fur brekfust, but it sownds gud rite now!
Yiss, teh larst fred wuz berry teeny 2.
Annipuss, juss pretend it’s “Night On Bald Mountain” frum Fantayzhya, an it B ok! Dis akchullee lukz lotz liek mai Jenny-furr, only herz fayce iz moar Meez-ish.
*whispers* Ai seed taht film de nawt sekond tiem it wuz mayd. Mai Mumcat sed taht wen teh bolcano eruptid, Ai showted owt “Ooh luk, teh custid iz boylin ober”
hey this is lovery123 im new to this so would someome likz 2 talk <3 her
hey some should talk
Tank yu, annipuss. It iz a skarzi lol, izn’t it?
So maybe sum comfortin hawt choclate wif cardanom in it.
Iz scientific fak, cardanom perteks teh soul.
Ai hazn’t tryde cardamom in choklit – ai uzes it in curree an Ai fink Ai had sum Polish choklit caeks wiv cardamom in long tiem agoe.
Iz bery good in choklat and in cawfee.
I liekz deh cardanom seedz in bredz an caiks.
Diddun noe it was good in hawt choklitz.
Wii putz cin-ah-nom and littul teeny bit hawt peppurz in hawt choklitz.
Liek in May-hee-koh!
ai puts cardamom in my stollen (a German sort of fruitcake).
Stollen very nommy! Evun if not seesunal in Joon.
Gots to watch owt fer deh Lolcatburglar or will has stollen stole-un!
running joke in mai house….iz dis stollen?….no, ais paid for it.
ai lubz kardanom! but in kawfy awr hot chokklit? do not want!
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ai liekz it inna indian chai, riec awr pilaf, an teh finnish pulla bred.
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sumtiemz ai noms a lidl gween pod ob kardanom liek a breff mint. No prezerbaytibz awr shoogar, yu kan nom awr frow awai teh eco-frendly “wrappin” (but iffn yu nom it, it r fyber fur dyjestib sistem).
praps you’d like a soul food fest to counteract dis ebil lukkin kitteh?
(herz not ebil: ebrybodee just seize her in a bad lite)
Soul fud list:
A glass o buddermlik wif cornbred crumpled innit
Black eyed peas!
Catfish-fried in a light cormea
Dumplins
Ebberyfink dat makez u phat
Flamin hot chili
G…
Greens wif vinygars
Hoppin johns
Iced tee
Greens, collard
Hamn hokks
Ikky piggee fetes
J…
jambon
k..
(oh dis is a hard wun MaryO!)
killer biskits
limer beens
mustard greens with vinegaree hot soss
no opossums, evah.
okra, fried, fresh outtadapan
pecan pie
q…
adn teh possums thnx u , sweet mary o’!
“killer biskits!” win!
Quispy fried chikkin
Red beens and rice
Sweet taters!!
Taters, dun manee diffrunt wais
Unbeeleebablee gud fryed chiken
Veggiez cuuked in bacon fat
Waffles
X (eggs, sowwy)
Yams
Zucchinis (but Ai cawls dem courgettes!)
Wow,Ai am late dis mornin….but such a gud list uv fud watin fer me!
***nom,nom,nom***
why wud yoo cawls dem dat? Don’t dey come when yoo cawls “Zucchini!!1! Zucchini!!1!! It be tiems fur dinners!!1!!”
Courgette iz teh fronch naem fur dem, an Ai libs neerer 2 fronch land tahn italy.
is it purrmitted to aks what land you libs in? ai got lots ob relayt… realt… fambibly in Germany.
Ai libs in London UK
ai wuz der free times (out of LOLspeak now: I wish was free – it’s way expensive to go now). ai wanna come back for a visit and den see a cuzin in Wales.
meet loaf n mashed potatos!
mmm…
ok i’ll stop wif teh m’s yum nom nom
dunno wut hapnd- it shoosted off befoar i wuz dun. ebil werdpress?
Catfish-fried in a light cormeal batter
Drink: sweet tea, Luzianne brand, iced
Everybodee’s fabrite : OKRA!
F…
ai willnawt eet ennee veggee wif itz own salivuh… *shivers*
o hai kitsunerina, haz yu eeted okra indian stile? nawt slymi, kooked berry dri. Simpl ebberydai ressipy — sautee berry fynlee chopped unyun, wif paowdered koriander an red chillyz in 1-2 tbsp ob oyle, add thoroly dryed an finly choppd okra, ster-frie til kookd. miks in salt to tayst. nebber add watters!!
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awr slit okraz lenthwize, stuf wif kurry spysez, salt (kan miks in graytid unsweetnd kokonut), an den kook in bit ub oyl. Yum yum!!!
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trik r tu chooz oanly teh slender, tender okraz. nawt wunz wif fat seedz. wiep eech okra dri wif kichin kloth befoar chopin dem. smawl skinny okraz kookz kwikkly, no addin watterz.
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ai lubz menny merrykin noms, but teh merrykin-stile okra nawt so grate, akshully!
moe! good to see you! fnanks fr teh recipee. luks gud!
Pends on WHICH merican style you duz. Cornmeal fried okra wif hallypenos is gud.
it sowndz yummeh! ai wunderz wai i haz nebber herd ub dat? cuz ai libbed inna norfeest?
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*waives* ohai mary o’! niec tu see yu too!
Mai growed up son wuz gibbed sum tee wuns tahn had cardamom innit. hee wuz liek ppffffttt. WTF! Hee sez tee shud tayst liek TEE an nuffin els.
kardanom wurkz best wif strawng dark bitter tee tyepz (an shoogar added) — best iz assam tee. it r teh PLEH wif myld tees liek darjeelin, erl grai, etc
basement kitteh iz scary
Sew scaree Ai hadda goe hyde. *sniffle, sniffle* Iz it gahn yet?
Oooohhhhh, skaree!
**rhsb hyds unner teh bed agin**
oh rhsb.. dont be skeert!
I has happnd to no that blak kittehs are not sew skeery, ackshully. dis is prolly a verrie sweet kitteh! My blak kitteh woke me up wif kisses todai.
**offurs treats to try and lure rhsb bak owt**
Teh kitteh iz problee berry nies (liek mos kittehs) – it’s a skaree pikchur tho.
I haz a blak kitteh 2, an’ he iz a sweetie alsew.
He is sitten on deh bak of my char rite now, whilst I is tiepen de comintz.
Lotsa blak kittehs has teh hoomans heer! An tehy are awl bery sweet. Heer’s mai Morgan: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1161895
(capshun is takeoff on SNL Celine Dion skit.)
mai NawtSoLiddel Blak Kitteh iz a bery gud exampul ov a sweetie kitteh! I fink dat owr kittehs has bin talking, leeza-b! Mai NSL Blak Kitteh had to sweep awn mai pillo wif mii last nite, an had to maek sure mai nose wuz kleen dis morning!
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*gits a bowl ov creem frum teh dairy and sets it doan in front ov rhsb an annipuss, hoping to lure dem owt*
If dat don’t werk.. we gets owt the rotisserrie chikkin next!
Naow u iz tawkin!
Mai calikko goes NUTS wen ai brings home teh chikkun!!
A gud fren ov mien had a manx kitteh (he wuz bery bery kewl) who *lubbed* teh tandoori chikken! Iffn I has sum awn a plate, he wuld take a paw and swipe a peece (or tree, or for) awn teh floor and then LEEEEEP awn to eet an nomnomnomnomnomnomnom!!!
Wuddint dat be spicee for teh kitteh? 8o
Is tandoori teh hawt?
I iz nawt shure. I lieks tikki masalla. mmmmm
So… has we lured u bak owt, Annipuss?
Or will I has to shake the can openur??
Ai finks tandoori iz berry mild – jus chikkin in yoggert and gentl spiesis.
Ai’z cum owt noaw soe Ai can plai on teh neks fred!
Kin Ai joyn u unner teh bed pls? – Ai fink dis iz teh sort uv lol Ai do not want.
*skoots ober 2 maek room 4 annipuss*
Be nise 2 teh dust bunniez.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} + {{{{{annipuss}}}}}
Dunt bee skared, mai frendz! Ai keeps u seiv while u r under bed. Ai know marshial artz and if black kitteh getz nasty ai kickz it hard. Promiss!
hay, I herd Marshall wuz a prettie nice guy!
Has u known him long?
Me? Ehm, yes, since … 1993, ai fink. Long enuff. *har har har*
Mai black belt, let me show u it.
onlee if u is nawt usin it on me!
Ai won’t, leeza-b, unless u attags me.
Scardey Peeps, Ai mayded yew a non scaweee lol!! http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1376056
hai scurdee peeps, ai mayded yew a non scawee lol tew loor yew out!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1376056
Taht’s eben moar skaree tahn teh Lol on top deze comints! DO NO WANT! PLEH!
sawree annipus *hangy head*
I thot it wuz gud!
Me iz scared! ;_;.
HALP!
Is teh Black Kitteh of Inlé
*shivers*
sumwon calls El-ahrairah kitteh, pls?
I tinks dats the ebil brudder of the vampyre kitteh from yesterdy. Iz scerry 4 sure. I wants to hid under bed too, but toooo many dust bunnes
Diffikult choyss!1!!! Eiver bee bitten bai vampyre kitteh or bee dusted bai bunneh. U cant win, it seemz.
I preffur cheezbuerger, u can has cheezburger soul ke?n_n
omg, i try type cheezburger, first time i fail -_-
omg, u spelt sumthin rong???
At leest tehy didn’t use rong punshooayshun!
This is a really cruel picture – the cat’s face is shoved in a copier. I’d be surprised if the little fellow isn’t blind now. Some people are just too sick and mean.
iz not coppier. yood see da shadow of the cover over the shoulder. Background wouldn’t be so dark. It’s a picture taken with the low-light option of a camera. I’ve got one, and I have several pitchers of my kitties like this. So no sads. Only happitails.
Oh okay – no more saddies!!
Iz Richar’s ebil kitteh – FOR PONY!!!!
>>>>shivurs<<<<
CREAPEE!
ohai, i r g’mork. I helpz teh Nuthing.
Teh Nebberendin Storee FTW!!
(BTW, if it ar teh nebbernedin storee, wai do it need two seekwels?)
PHOTOSHOP
I HAZ IT!
HA!
Mommy.
I doan liek basement cat.
mai film noir fays, let me show u it…
also mai lazor eyes…
The road to Basement Cat is paved with good intentions.
Hmmmmm, mebbee iyt bees a minioyn ov Basement Cat, oar jes sumeboddee’s pet;
Maikes noe nebbermindez, becuz Ceiling Cat alwaise bees heer tuu protekt us!!!
Ai’m nawt afraidez, kittehs; Ai’m goeiyng iyn cloaser foar a beddure luuk;
Hims duz nawt skeer me;
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Cheezburger can have souls?? Does dey taste like chikkin?
IT R BAYSMINT CATT!!!
he needz teh soulz to pheedz hiz minyunz
baysmint catt sendz gusts uv fier up thru mai ventz
or iz it FIERFOX??
o yez, iz yummeh!
dis b mega pawnage i staplez dis to wallpapa!
Nawt skeered. Got kno sole. Lurv Basement Cat – haz slie sence uv yumer.
ne1 else fink “If we’re about to die anyway, I’d rather die fighting.Come for me G’mork ! I am Atreyu!”
Iz Grizraz Harteetur frum teh bukk “Taylchaysur’s Song”! Oh noes — HAAALP!!! I noe wantz to be eetin bai jieyunt monstur god-kitteh!! Evureewun needs to sayz Furst-Walkur prair…
“Tangaloor, fiyur-brite,
Flaym-fut, farthist walkur
Yur huntur speeks
In need he walks
In need but nevur in feer.”
Um….how do you lol speak? How did you learn it? I know that there is an lolcats wiki, but…….I’m not sure if I can learn. Here’s a try:
Hai! ta wawrus lost its bukkit!
I need to learn.
wurks furr meh, frend.
here, donjenl.
ohai! teh lolrus lost its bukkit!
hi=hey=hai=ohai
the must always be spelled “teh”
animals almost always have an lol in front of them. like lolcat, loldog, or lorus. but, non walrus/dog/cat lol is called an lol*. but, sometimes, you can just call a cat or dog a kitteh or a goggie. you got the bukkit part right, though. now lemme just explain the kitteh/goggeh thing to you.
cat=kat=kitty=kitteh
dog=doggy=goggy=goggeh
in the next comment, i will show you a few phrases and “lolspeak” them.
can i have a cheeseburger?
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can i have a=can i has= i can has
cheeseburger=cheezburger (or chzburger)
result: i can has cheezburger? or i can has chzburger?
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i dont want that!
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i dont=do not
want that=want
result: do not want!
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you can have my _______.
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you=u
can have my= can has
result: u can has __________
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how do u talk like that, that is hard to read like everything i c is likz that
i hope that helped. if anyone else has trouble learning lolspeak, post a comment on an lol saying that u r having trouble learning. if i find it, i may help you.
SOMEONE PLEZ HELP can u help me do this\
and may e be my friend
I needs a wallpaper of this! *o*
Youz haz twenty fuor huors toz collects me twenty soulz!
de basemnt cat haz returmd!
i haz tu joim hms!
I can haz wallpepper vershun plez?
OMGZ, Soul Reaver for teh wins!!
it r basement cat
If that’s not photoshopped (and I’m on the fence about it) its one of the best cat pictures I’ve ever seen.
creepy
hey do u guys know anything about boys caues i need help on something
ar deh good wif hot saus?