catapult: $50 he suspects nothing: priceless
hao much doz dis catapult cost?
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Kon kat U lashingz annipuss & PB2K!!! I duz a liddul dans uv joi fer u.
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dans dans spin.
dans dans hop.
dans dans glide.
twurlee twurl.
Sowwy cweenmj – Ai shudda gibben u a bit moar tiem!
S’ok.
Hab u adn PB2K ben 2 deh ty booteek?
*wawkz wif dem. Opunz door.*
Luk at awl deh lubblee fingz. Tyz uv awl kulerz adn bobbul hedded kittehz adn Cheezland sno-globez adn kitteh faised loleepopz adn enneething els ur liddul hart desires.
kitteh faised loleepopz iz sad. I wood feel liek I wuz eeting a kitteh.
ooh!!! fanks, cweenmj!!
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*wanders abowt teh taibo teak wif mouf agape at awl teh amazing fings abaleabul*
*sits doan in teh lounge to rest up befoar seeing teh rest ov teh store*
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decishuns!! decishuns!!!
{{PB2K}} hopes yer feline bedder soon. ♥
Gibbocat keepz awl kindz uf fingz heer. Asperinz and iyc fer deh hedakez, martooneez adn spiritz uv awl sortz fer medisinal purr poses.
whisspurrz: dere b unicornz in deh bak ruum.
Ai haz had a bobbul hedded kitteh, so dis tiem Ai’d liek a Cheezland sno-globe plsthx.
I givez yew teh soco an’ coke. ’tis awl we be drinkin’ in south carolina theez daiz. An fer a song, I prezent teh 90′s abom…abomb…nitemare ov “I just wanna fly”.
Happie nawt seckond anni!
wut’s teh soco?
southern comfort
deer maryland belle – yoo, meh, an Janis Joplin!
mah fayv drink is diet pepsi an soco –
plz to send meh sum soco to spyce up mah drink, kthxbai!
Haow bowt da 70s hit bai Steev Millur “Flai Liek un Eegl”?
Anti-Drugz doggie waz sleepn on job. Kitteh air attack!!!!
incoming!!!
O hai PB2K – looks liek nowun is goin 2 offur us danses an drinkses, soe wheel hafta do it owerselfs!
What doo u fansi 2 dai?
ohai annipuss! I can has no energie todai, so I finks sumfing slow an eezy wuld be gud. iz kinda cool heer, so hao ’bout sum hawt choklit??
sowry guiz, werks is gettin in teh way uv my fun today.
wut wud u like?
maybee an in flite moovie to go wif teh hawt choklit?
Sowwy fur teh lakk uv ennerjee – hoep u soon haz ur get-up-an-goe bakk!
helicat!!
Dats betta dan teh hellcat in teh “Souls” Lol- dat woz creepie
Making him choke on his doobie: priceless
Escuze mee, plz tu be tellin, whut izz “doobie”?
doobie: pot cigarette
Fanks Chessie. Dat’s whut Google sayed.
Hmmm… I dinna noez dat eevur
Givvz noo meenin 2 da naym uv da band Doobee Bruvverz
Nd den wuz “romper room doobiez” fur da kitz. wundur if dey grode up tu uze da doobiez. Wut wuz miss Nancy finking?
Noes, dat wuz “Do-Bee”, az in Do Bee a Mawm Halper, oar (teh wun ai memember bestest) Don’t Bee a Me-firster.
Um, nebber mynd, eye Googled it.
doo·bie
Pronun…pronom…howz to sez stuffs:
\ˈdü-bē\
Funkshun:
noun
Warez it coms frum:
origin unknown
Dait:
1967
slang : a bad stuffs sigarette
darnz it! I can haz comment in rite reply box?
Eye finks heh izz gonna hab uh berry bad trip. Sumbuddy mite git dem muncheez lader 2.
Lukz lyke da grabbittee iz borked agin!
Butt whi izz da boi not floatin?
Ann wht izz hee smokin?
kittehs
teh anti-drug
flyin poyntie-enz kitteh. srs anti-drug
dis iz yr brayn …
dis iz yr brayn on kittehs …
Kitteh haz been smokin sumfin,too….iz flyin high & wants elebenty cheezburgers NAO !!
…and frys wif dat too, plzthx!
munchies, wii got ‘em!!
Kitteh wantz ur reefer
Anudder troo Mikkey D’s storee….
wuz werkin drive-thru,and guy comes thru & wants 12 cheeseburgers.
This was odd,so we were all waitin for the car to pull around,thinking there were 6 people in it. Turns out it was 2 guys,and when we opened the window to give them their food,a certain “scent’ wafted in. Ended up we had to switch workers out of drive-thru every 15 minutes until the smell went away!!
Heh. Mai roomate werked at Chick fil A, an’ had an order fer six chicken sanwitches an’ three kidz meals. Turns out to be 2 guys an a girl, messed up as all hell, who apparently decided that teh tois in teh kidz mealz wud be fun.
Ah, fast fud jobs….where u get to see awl that humanitee haz to offer !!!
Ai dew admit to goin’ to Mikky d’s at 4 in teh morning fer brekkies after a nite ov teh drinkin’, thou.
We alwais used to go to Dennys 8)
We went to Awffle Haus.
Do nawt has teh Awffle Haus….wud hav gone dere iffin we did !
noooooo….!
there’ a REESUN they call it teh Awffle Haus….
Stick to IHOP.
Beljun waffuls wif buttur pecawn sirup.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
We usta dew the IHOP sumtimes afta a nite of excess but moar bedder was the chili shack called Texas where dey served hot chili wiff beans dat wood ensure dat yer belly felt as bad as yer hed inna mawnin. I decided to get rite wiff the werld after waking up at 3:30 AM in the comfy chair in muh apartment wiff a warm flat can ob beah in muh rite hand an most ob a Big Mac in muh left wiff speshul sawse runnin down muh forearm.
OOOooo, NOOoooes!!!
Nawt awlwaaz a preddy syt!!
Tho sumtymz, teh konbersashunz r teh bery funneh!!
Dere’s wun uv teh bus depot in Lunnon dat yoost 2 hav a naem fur substanses. Teh joek sum driberz frum uvver depots maed wuz “Ai wented 2 P*****m, but Ai diddnt inhayl”
fur eberything else, theres Kittehcard (TM)
Ooooohhhh!! I want Kittehcard™!!!! Wear due I sine up??
If u iz teh mad syuntist-typ hoomin u can haz wun wif MOAR KITTENZ!!!
u gots to be kareful wif dat tho.
tehy tells u interest will nawt go up.
but as soon as u sees teh kittehs… you cannot keep teh interest down.
kittehs is just too interesting!
Nawt to menshun how fast they multiplies. In my nayborhood ennyways.
Waol, datz steel beddurn Bunnehcard(TM)
kitteh sez doobie not want, nip want
Publix serviss annownsmint:
This is yor kitteh. . .
This is yor kitteh on drugz. . .
Sum kittehs eet teh bebbeh pot plantz.
Itz ill eagle 2 grow ur own pot. An irris..ires.. nawty 2 let kittehs b abul 2 eet it.
Mai kitteh nomz teh shamrox evvy Saynt Paddeez Dai
Ai has a bad naybor who didz, nawt meh. Ai has moar common senses.
Spyderkat, spyderkat, frendlee nayburhud spyderkat -
Welth an faym, hez ignord.
Akshun is himz reward . . .
Ai needs teh advice frum teh cheezpeeps on a kitteh related matter.
Wut’s up ??
A ladee in mai town found two kittehs on teh street. Bebbehs, onlee a few weeks old. She found them over a month ago, and still can’t find teh forever home fer one ov them. Mai kitteh an I lives in teh tiny appartment, but I’ve been thinkin’ ov takin’ teh little guy in, despite how tiny teh appartment is, even if jest until I can find him a better home. However, mai appartment is teh tiny. Thouts?
Ai alwais fink mai apartment is too small for mai 4 kittehs,but it wuld be wurse to be inna cage or “gulp” onna streets…
How tiny is “tiny”……
Jest a little one bedrum appt. Iz under a thousand sqr ft an already home tew two kittehs and won hoomin.
Ai used to be inna 775 sq.ft apartment wif 3 kittehs…
wuz nawt so bad in mai opinion.
You needs to go wif yer heart…ai certainly nebber thot ai’d have 4 kittehs,but here ai am !!
Teh bebbeh iz jest sew halpless an cyoot.Seez?
http://www.charleston.craigslist.org/pet/725380164.html
Win I wuz heppin owt da sheltur n da vet, I wuz kitteh hoetayl 2 sevrul kittehz at wunst. Had 4 uv owr oan, n az minnee as 7 uvverz at wun tym. Da 7 wuz tempz, but 4 ayt weakz atta tym itza lawta kyoo n snorglin
…
Da ownlee bad fing wuz win da wunz we wood gitz frun da vet wuz nawt sew helfee… hadz 2 kittehz kraws da brij wun nyt…
kyoo = kyoot
…
Mai taipulawjikle erruhz … lemme shoez u dem
a moment of silence for the2 kittehs…………………………………………
ewe be doing gud tings for kittenhood.
He iz teh cyoot. An teh halpless. Puls, most peepz dun wantz teh black kittehs.
charleston.craigslist.org/pet/725380164.html
I hopes u finding him a gud home. I wuz habbing deh tawkative blakk kitteh wunst. Her wuz deh bestest adn libbed fer 19 yrs. She wuz sew sweet adn lubbing 2 ebbereewun.
l LUVS teh blak kittehs! Dat is a kyootie, yessiree!!
And they are teh speshul I finkso.
I has 2 kittehs in a howse jus under 1000 sqft. I fink it depends more on yr kittehs, and if they wud be accepting uv a noo roommate.
I tried wunce wif my prebius kitteh, and it didn’t werks owt. But I has know peeps that had way more than 2 kittehs, and all manaj to get alawg ok!
No way to know til u tries, i fink!
Oohhh…dat bebbeh iz KYOOT(ai lubs teh 1st piktur…”oh hai”!)
U are rite abowt teh black kittehs…no want or want fer bad reesons…
Ai haz a blak kitteh dat hardlee tawlk…him tawlkd wen him wuz a bebeh. But nao him no tawlk as much…must hab sed awl him had tu sai wen him wuz teh bebeh.
Wich breeng meh tu dis…
****WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING****
***********SIREEOOS SPLORTAGE ALURT***************
****WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING****
Do nawt hylyt n payst teh abov yoorl n2 ur webz browzur addy bar! Do nawt clik “Go” or pres “Enter”! U wil has mayjur splortaj! Teh CCC iz awlreddy awn stendbai n kays sum1 nawt fawlo warning n tym!
Naow datz wn KYOOT kitteh (wif uh kapatul K)!!1! Gud fing I can haz mai CHRG awn!!
Berree gud luk n fyndin uh nys hoam 4 such uh kyoot n sweat kitteh!
(ebben ifn itz ur oan haom)
ai had 2 maine coon kittehs in an 875 square foot house. Dey nebber went outside. As long as you have a window for each of them, they’ll be happy.
yah, MB, ask awai!
*pulls up chare*
wut seems to be teh problem MB?
Sos, whut thots?
Summthin beets nutthin, foar teh kitteh….and yer hoam and hart mai be so rejoycefull foar yer akt of kindnuss. Mebbeh yew “fawster” him and tri to get him biggur place evenchually. We wuns had nines kittehs in smawl hows…but it wuz bettur than the alternative, foar all of us, and much love was ther.
Tanks tew teh cheezpeeps fur teh advices. I’ll keep y’all posted on teh awtcum.
leetul layte howebbu {{{{{mdbelle}}}}} plz 2c mai screenameh
wehn u halps owt da omless kittehs orly gud kin b teh rezalt 4u
mai towhowz iz tinneh tynneh adn wii awl fit jest purrfactually -j
Nice Smashing Pumpkins t-shirt!
intrvenshun ur doin it wrong
Dat kittehz nip him smokin. Kitteh doin it RITE.
Kat-a-pult!
I tink dat shud be “kittehpult”
ai kant tell. iz taht a goggie oar a kitteh? iz prolly a kitteh, but duz ennywun noes fur shur?
i finks itz a kitteh.
Becuz kitteh wuz annoyeiyng teh hyuoomin,
hims tauld her tuu goe and taike a flieying leep;
Soe her dyd!!!!
…onto hims hed !!!
LOL LOL
CATS ARE CRAZY!!
Wow, David Bowie is in for a surprise.
look closely, is dat guy smoking weed?lol
Mary,
Yeah, looks lyke dat.
Sorry, but I’m putting on my whole fuzzy troll suit:
Let’s be a little more clear-headed than Mr. I Smoke Two Joints guy here and consider this photo:
Were could this cat have voluntarily jumped from to reach this height? No staircase in sight in what looks like the basement from That 70s Show.
This toker and his buddies did it, and they may be too gone to realize that cats don’t always land on their feet, are subject to sprains and sometimes land on pointy things…
Go ahead and tell me I have no sense of humor or whatever…this photo is freakin depressing.
i’m going to have agree on this one…i think someone tossed the kitteh…so while there is some funny in the concept…the follow-thru is not so gret, aktuly
Daphne, I agree with you. Cats do enough truly funny things all by themselves without throwing them into snowbanks through a patio door ( a picture in the lolbuilder site) or into the ceiling as above. It makes you wonder what else these morons did to the cat before someone had the brainy idea to get a camera and try to get pictures, and how many times they threw him before they got pictures they were happy with. I hope someone got clawed and bitten!
/*lolspeak off*/
I agree too. Mistreating or abusing an animal for sport or entertainment is one of the lowest of lows that people can reach. There’s no reason for it, especially since animals are a lot of fun on their own when treated properly; in fact, a lot MORE fun than any abusive activity anyone can think of.
/*lolspeak on*/
Waol, nuff sed bowt dat… Letz gitz awn wivvit…
you aren’t trolling at all. I agree with you 100%.
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWGE!
I’m more than a little disappointed ICHC has included another obvious “throw the kitty and take a photo” image, there have been more than a couple in recent weeks.
This is an awesome site, best on the web imo, and really doesn’t need tools abusing their pets to make up the numbers.
Loogz like heez zmokin’ a joint!
*fast blinking*
I agree that dis site be awesome…and da peeps, too!
Wish I could rescue kitteh.
If anyone who knows deez boyz can assure us kitteh be OK,
dat be good.
*taking off troll suit now*
Ai fink tehms katapuultid teh kitteh somehaow; MAROONS!!!!!!!
Wye iys ICHC rewaurdyng badd beehayvioar bye poastyng suches pikshures???
cats want Pot! bahaha!
can we plz talks aboutz how teh hooman lookz lieks hes smokin blunts?
is that kid smokin a joint?
lol, i totally saw that, i was wonderin if it was a roach or just in europe, (cigarrette?)
I wonder if I’m the only one who noticed that this kid is smoking a joint..
nope, i noticed.
Am I the only one who has noticed that this kid is totally smoking a roach?
Look liek hooman iz tokin upz!
BWAHHAHAHAAHA!